#off-topic-chat
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Have a butchers at this
Alright. Y'all need to start getting a hold on your children fore I bring out the belt.
Better
I don't have any children
Static you're first
😩
woe
Didn't ask for sass
You are the child in this case
I had a vasectomy because I hate children
id only lava was on ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
clam down
@drowsy jasper ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
When the time come there is only one answer YES
when will discord make /lenny
Had to do southern accent. It's the only one I can do
hey
:( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°):
dont work
!scottishindepdence
why don't /tts work
why would he have it enabled
@void spade ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
I'm blind
Bye
Wine
Tts went live the same time the bee movie script was going round
I'm sure that went well
I'm waiting for snow to talk more about nuts
I wish I could get a PC
you're too mobile for pc
@solemn estuary I think you need to take a cold shower or something
@odd pivot you can
step one, find a person with a computer
step two, hit them in the head with your phone
step three, you have a computer
Okay thanks for the advice
np np
the solution is to cut the brake lines on your dad's car
then use the life insuranc emoney to build a pc
my dad doesn't have a car I like the first idea more
step one, find out IF HE HAS a life insurance policy
My dad doesn't have car insurance
then convince him to get life insurance
okay new plan
then proceed with former plan
U need to have had the life insurance arou d for at least 3 months to be less suspicious
cut the gas line in your house

I'd just murder that rich kid in my class that brags about his new PC
So its less conspicuous
ask him to give it to you and have him tell his parents it was stolen so he can get a new one
no thats too obvious
theres a link
it has to be a random person
say @void spade
for examplke
But if u just cut a brake line it would be too much of a clean cut
if I do that I might have to take the fall for it
and then who will be so helpful in ask questions?
Bray?
good joke
you really are the joke master
Yeah right
no its perfect
cease your inane bickering before the might of THE BEANS
because even if static has a gun or something
with the aim that we've seen him have in krunker
you're totally safe
wowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
gottem
makes sense
I'm easily in the top 5 krunker players in this server 
just because you sit at 5 and 6 doesnt make you better
there are about 5 krunker players in this server
I have NEVER lost a game of krunker
vad number 1
in the good ol days we had like 10
alien coming in with the burn
I was like top 3/2 but then Bray started no-lifeing smh
I mean being top 5 when there are 5 players doesn't mean too much
anyone here
yea
who has crusades unlocked
hi
yea
hell no, nobody here
what do you think of the crusade bosses
nothing to do with gameplay or really the art
but just their like
concept
concepts
they need a faster way to progress
I like them
are they cool creatures or like meh
its very nice
theyre cool looking
forget like the art style or anything but like the concept of like
a giant sand monster guy
Cool
guy with those sharp arm spike things
but tbh you can't see them long enough to tell
etc
except on the cards
well you can see them on the map
oh yea
i would still like a point where you fight titans
but not the non boss monsters
One of them is poop
but they have feelings lava
yea
i think one of the trading cards i printed out is the donut worm
the normies are important
yea but like
can we eat it
smh
pathetic
bobcar.gif
thats me trying to make art
BDSM Bob
Furrybot trying to get me to bug lava smh
are there any nitros
i want to see the horse
i should have bought nitro instead of mee6 premium


what does premium even do
you need premium to give out the roles
the auto roles
oh ok for ranks
oh oh Kuaka is here
Well I did not think I would see an upsetting idle skilling gif but here we are
I was sleeping
lol
Oh hey kuaka is here
do people just see this chat and get scared
yes
very
Sometimes
there are never any white names talking here only colours
Yes I scare them away with beans
segregate the colours from the whites
BEANS
well, all the white names eventually get colors if they keep talking
beans
if you have a white name pls get over here to prove lava3 is wrong
beans
oh yea thats right
whitenames
since I'm lava
mhm
damn it seems hes right
anyone? or am I just old
I'm just going to make my super elite me only discord rank
wanna some free gems? come over to discord to spam for them
because I am lava and all
will the trading cards have amibo functions?
ok, afk for 5 minutes and then check out my sweet new rank since I'm lava
okay @drowsy jasper I'm waiting
im clicking on a lot of names here trying to see if any roles change
nothings happening
¯_(ツ)_/¯
lava still same and joke still same
5 minutes in lava time is like a day
oh look at that no new role
because I'm not lava
like I've said
or am I ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
How are you guys going to feel if you find out I'm actually the idle skilling story arc
no
hmm
omd
shut
new rank
omg = On Mod Dteam
omg
u arent a hypeman tho kuaka
i am
no u are just fruit
truth
BUY CARDS AND FEELSPECIAL
i'm actually an AI bot learning how to play the game
and in the end
you have to fight me
have you encountered hoops
dud
@supple kraken ban
i am saving you
I'm actually the one who controls where the hoop moves
I knew it
#memes-that-are-bad-and-creepy
ok u are getting beaned
not the bean
hmm
mmh
Yeesh, finally got to juiced up on construction. I can finally level potions and crafting again
uwu
no
ive actually made a lava lamp but i cant test it until i burn through the 50 frames it takes
my new favourite emote
o god
hot legs
it looks weird
I like it
tho whats it trying to be
frog?
grass hopper
just supposed to look like legs of some sort
it looks like a leg
well it looks like legs
but it doesnt look like it functions well
🦿
looks like it's got too many joints
legs can have as many joints as they need, who knows if its alien
i dont think alien has legs
trespasser?
🤭
yep
why isnt there a face palm emoji i have to use a stupid hand over mouth emoji
maybe mini lava is getting new legs
🤦♀️
there are 3
oh u have to type before
thanks
they all look like women
we're sorry that none of them look like you
different genders
🦵
ban jonny
why
he just assumes the emoji's gender
wrong
correct
i can assume your gender joke master
thats actually illegal
👭
joke masters gender = Lava
hes/shes/its two people??
yes
oooooooooook
how are you nut?

#non-english
Nyan Cat but its lava with a poptart body
with idle skilling music playing in the background

😳
yes
an interesting pfp
uwu
You can still update to windows 10 for free btw, even if your windows 7 was pirated lol
kappe where from
helo kappe
hi gay im kuaka
hey kuaka im kappe
hi gay im jonny
hey just because people wanna make friends doesnt mean anything like that adam
doubt @wispy dagger
break smithing
well thats boring
lava dosent want people to have fun huh
cause i got jebaited
i didn't realise it was a question until i already answered it
lol
it caps at 25
when kuaka corrects adam
Only jabronies get jebaited
If i had 1% smithing cost reduction for every pill i had , smithing would be free
i said "like" ok
who is more fuck?
doubt
hi the fuck im kuaka
widePeepoHappy
Anyway back to what I said earlier, you can update to windows 10 from windows 7 for free still, using microsoft's media creation tool.
https://www.microsoft.com/en-us/software-download/windows10

you need better discord to read that

If you're using windows 8 just toss your machine out of the nearest airlock
mines windows blue
Wide and short ?

ban

gifs you can hear
you got that
something
You ever take a shit so big your ass deflates a little?

dont stop the party
@tame sparrow why have you done this
ricardo is from my country tho, in a place pretty close to me actually
is there a tinkering google doc?
I have my raisins
gob bang
wiki @drowsy jasper
good
oh ok
Krunk?
he has no face hes digital only
no u
was just going to say if there wasnt a recommended tinkering build google doc I'd make one
there is#idle-skilling-info
A user has successfully killed a boss! Congrats to them!

bcasu its yours so your work
I just need feedback tho
cause we're lazy
can alwaysask
oh you're not a wiki lad nvm
isn't the stuff in the guide already in #idle-skilling-info ?
@golden ivy #546778328367890492
i remember that game
whats english
Nut are you fr playing transformice 
yes
have you read it yet?
sigh
and i love the people swearing everyone
i hate it when my noxplayer bug out and dosent save the game intime after i close it
I was going to continue but them laziness hit me in the face and said no, too much effort
i went to sleep yesterday putting my spelonkers on reading and then i woke up to them standing there doing nothing

weenie

@golden ivy Pee Sea 
pc is above all
in bug count mayb
pea nut

!tempmute @void spade 3 blasphemy
git rekt
aboos
adam, give permission to do a wide pepo
pee sea?
it definitely was lmao idk why
oh
Gloria, gloria perpetua! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0L_iOnLNt9M
Lyrics:
Fire is raging on the battlefield
while Arwald is fighting the war of kings
The army of Dargor, the thunder, the storm...
so people are calling the brave and his sword
No time left to save the wise throne!
Shades of a past not so far to forget ...
the rise ...
like, 20+ emotes
mute reason: emote wall spam
:widepeepo13:
thereu go
look at him go
that's a wide peepo
😂 🍺 😴 😎 💸 💰 🚓 😡 🦠 🤮 📉 😔 💀
@golden ivy ban
what a story
no
perma ban for 3 minutes
it sucksssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
write a better story
ok lets write a longer one
like we did other day
Okay guys quick poll, very important
yes
should I just block furrybot or keep him added for the meme
i wrote a story boys
OCEAN MAN 🌊 😍 Take me by the hand ✋ lead me to the land that you understand 🙌 🌊 OCEAN MAN 🌊 😍 The voyage 🚲 to the corner of the 🌎 globe is a real trip 👌 🌊 OCEAN MAN 🌊 😍 The crust of a tan man 👳 imbibed by the sand 👍 Soaking up the 💦 thirst of the land 💯

you have him as a friend? @void spade
who tf is furrybot
yeah bc he was going to send me an essay apologizing
guy who's muted
but it wasn't even a paragraph
!oceanman
Take me by the hand, lead me to the land!
no
@winged sigil he said the n word, got muted, made 8 alts trying to mute evade
lol
now he just responds to what's going on in general to me
now hes lurking
in my DMs
hi furrybot
I tagged two different mods on that furry guy and all I got when they actually got online later was a question mark
You want emote war ...
🤕Hit 👊 or miss😳 I guess 🤔they 👉never ❌ miss, huh 😕😕? You 🙌got 🤪a boyfriend😍, I bet 🎰😶he 😨doesn't 👎kiss 😘😘 ya🤭 mwah💖 😻He 🧐gon' find 🔍🔍 another girl 👶 🤩and he 😮won't😤 miss👌 ya🙀 He 🤤gon' 😲skrrt and hit 👊👊 the dab😎 like 😄😄 Wiz 🤠Khalifa🤑
@tame sparrow ?
@void spade if you block him he will commit sudoku
I'm not seeing the issue
then you gotta
I mean we can just make him not see #off-topic-chat
vad that actually wasn't intended believe or not, i was just confused by wtf you meant
@tame sparrow ?
lmfao
i dont understand either
There was a guy trolling and shitting up the chat the other night, I assume its the same guy y'all were discussing just now
Good thing weird guys don't dm me
Holy fuq i am cursed
so no one is weird anymore
I might know who you're talking about Vad
He sent me a fr nooo
to remove the curse write an essay
Yeah i think static was there
guy was being douchy
who makes the card deck build google doc?
idk
hmm
I think andrew updated it most recently
they should totally edit back in the 5* card builds
I will just go and sleep ,i need time to process this
And of course that slut kuaka was asleep, conveniently
yeah I don't think any mods were on vad
and have the new decks in addition to them
kuaka is no slut
hmm
Kuaka is a slut he has conversed with me sluttily many times
jodoc why are u demoted
he told me all about his petticoat collection
🤦♂️
no
jodoc was demoted so nut must be promoted to muted
yes
hmm
yea mute him
no
joke, the old decks are there
really?
yes
thats an image
oh youre right
mute joke for trying to riot
I'm late mid game
i'm early end mid game late
I'm game
im late
I... made the game?
did you?
Yo
bro
bruh
fuck off furrybot
Hey
bruh
Guess who's back
Make nut3!!!!!!!!!!!!
No kuaka
and i dont mute
why shouldnt i
kuaka mute that man
;O
you didn't even write the essay
Fruit gang
you fucker
yeah mute him
pm nut with every one of your alts so you dont get muted
he didnt make nut3
you don't know what an essay even is
Cause I'll leave
I request this as your friend and your lover
go ahead :)
kick him on the way out
I'll sent you the essay
!mute @shrewd vortex mute evasion
a dick isnt an essay
it's not even a paragraph
^
nobody wants an actual essay, that's just code for feet pics
you set my hopes so high by sending a fucking .docx and then it was shit
to who, kuaka?
because he cant talk here
oh it's because I told him to send me the essay
initially
when he was making rapid fire alts
what do you mean 'the essay'
@shrewd vortex make nut3
I made a joke like "if you write me a 6 page essay on why you're sorry I'll vouch for your unmute"
imagine if furrybot is lava
essay = feet pics
lol
TRUUUUEEE
because lava is never here
That's true for most of the chat tho because lava only gets on when there's like 3 of us online
TRUUUUEEE
neither joke master and lava
like last night
roblox
ew
hmm
name is too cringe though, unfortunate
tell us
absolutely not
LavaFlame1?
tell us or ill send you an "essay"
makes sense benjee
do it and I'll send them back with nut on them
xXx_iiiProfessionalGamer420xXx
Static has a foot fetish confirmed
no just a Vad fetish
Meeeeeow
jodoc buy nitr

buy nutro
u
🤦♂️

xkcd so good
Ok byr
Good morning bray
bye bray
Brgay
LOL
nothing wrong with that tho
dest has no face
But seriously update windows
go abray
update at a later time
The hack going around is serious
My face and name is right there because I anonymity if for the weak
When the NSA makes an announcement telling u to update windows u do it
same
Now bye
You're a dog?
woof
Hot
That's is awesome
barks
Lol
those nipples
i made that picture
okay okay
those are my nipples
let me see
slime tensei needs to update faster i needs me some demon lord rimuru
wtf is that furrybot
!mute @tall fog mute evasion
yes daav
no I mean have you read it
yes
i cant catch this fucking gible
he didn't even fill it out
lol
thats whta I mean by wtf
Kuaka sucks at pokemon 
he just sent an apology form
Kuaka
not even a real apology in there
second one will have furry porn
that was the first one
huh
he already sent furry porn
Ter
lol
yes
my friend wants his parents to live in a closet
it was via dms
There is enough people for krunk
lol
Kuaka furrybot said you blocked him after he said he wanted to fuck you
can you confirm?

ngl thats a pretty sexy berry
hmm
??
Gible!
kuaka we don't use that word negatively now
i used 12 ultra
furrybot
furrybot
he made 10 alts
who tf is that
atleast
he said the n word
he said the n word
n word guy
What setup are you using to farm pokemon?
he throws balls and pray
I wish we could at least kick people
idk why lava has such a huge problem with it
fuk u
^
finally
it looks so fake
i didnt click it
Mod please delete that so no more innocent victims fall prey
caught it in a regular pokeball too
Meatlord's blessings upon your capture
867.5309
no
oh mb
hmmm
mmmh
Jodoc why don't you have the parrot rank
you can stop now furrybot
yeah i dont even bother with that
Muted2
it adds the old role it looks like
try getting rid of the old one
hi alien how to avoid ur script skipping a round
alien you need go set up bot perm not just change role in discord
sometimes the guy doesn't come out of the hole
if he doesnt pull out in time I get too much value
thats no good
make the delay on 2. longer
I just used that for my 7 seconds I need
so I don't think that one is the issue
I made the delay on something else longer too, idk. it didn't seem to fix it
make the end delay on 3 longer?
I think thats the one I messed with let me look
I changed the start delay
uh, end delay is better?
Last ice cream is annoying af
same thing @blissful raven
or do you mean delay before start or after start
before start is same as end delay
!mute @kind garnet mute evasion
someone has too much free time
well idk
yea
still skips some?
yeah
he used the b word smh
its probably due to my phone being shit
I think it has sometinhg to do with too much treasures in the screen sometimes
lava should change that into just numbers with a sprite of the treasure by its side
no, its just not clicking they guy every time
if it clicks the guy it works
oh maybe not always
also 3.3k obols and no card
doing it this way
thats with like 40 each time
this card sucks
it misses 1 and 3 sometimes, idk
seems to always open the bags though
i did set it to 4 repeats
so it will open all the bags
it didnt seem to matter though if I did that
it doesn't have to open all bags at once
When can we use candy on spelunking?!
since it'll open the other half before it jumps again
This is taking foreverrrrrr
one day
i don't know why
knock knock
bye
kncok knock
whos there
big chungus
not u
I laughed @golden ivy
its kuaka, cause kuaka opened the door
pawn, it'll open the first 3 after it extracts, then the other 2 after jump
whos joe
JOE
joe mama
ok
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i think i mixed it
what
yo wtf
fixed
Who tf is furrybot
don't accept the req
13 alts
yes
why
he wants to get unmuted
some guys do that
because hes trying to be funny like you
Are his messages deleted?
he sends one message
yep
im impressed the server hasn't been proxy/vpn flooded
stop giving them ideas
kuaka you can remove comments you know
ik
it was all my idea
@wispy dagger well actually I am more funny then u so I wouldn't be talking if I were u kid otherwise I'll get my brony friends on u
the guy getting muted was your idea?
but wouldnt it be better if i could just ban people
server is verified tho
doesnt mean anything
discord can help if you have trouble with trolls
@golden ivy i'll get my Barony friends to whoop you and your jokes
there are surely curl scripts out there and available specifically for fucking with discord servers
they exist for practically any online game afterall
How do you know he makes alts?
Imagine trying to script kitty discord
script kitty
SONIC : HEY KNUCKLES DO YOU KNOW WHO MYA HEHE IS?
KNUCKLES; WHO;S MYAHEHE
SONIC MYA HAHA
mew








