#off-topic-chat
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Yeah but isnt it gonna be a bit hard,
no why
Will you deliver overseas?
Who will shoulder the shipping?
if its like a few dollars sure
Cuz ppl like me doesnt live in america
You gotta send mine to Sicily
I live in france so what if i win
if its like $10-20 then... ill ask the person if they want to pay a bit of it or just figure something else out
Plus shipping and gandering
no idea how much it takes to spend an envelope to france
Oof autocorrect
wait what is that phrase again
i used to hear it on tv commercials all the time
shipping and _______
is it handling?
Yes
A small price to pay for idle skilling cards
People overseas thinking of the effort of shipping without actually winning yet. #OverseasGang
Just make a very big paper airplane
What?
No way, can I sponsor it?
And with sponsor I mean spam it in every youtube video at least 5 times
Lava when is the long awaited Chicken Odyssey update?
Actually the games called mystera legacy
What was that game mini lava recommended? "rogue legacy" or sth like that?
Ye
Bye
I still got 4 hours left of work
Rip
848 here
11:48 pm for me
We are from the future
Bray lives in Canada
Well I'm living in the past 👴
tabarnak
PSt
Oh that makes sense
Basically just the western side of North America
ye
Yeah
Can you show us on a map
No
Pokemon Go map please
lol
Lol just penguins
Oh and some moose
Night
@golden ivy don't sleep
Team Mystic :D
aka yellow
I'm yellow too
Same with my friend and brother
We sometimes play it when we are together
Dude
That is me. I am a dude.
Stahp
No one tells him to stop
Well i just did
cuz it was the challenge
Just kick em in da balls.
Stop talking
:O Shy kitty just jumped on my lap without me having to hold treats as a bribe
by stop typing on ur keyboard
LIES
if u say so actually
300 years later and ur still writing
wth r u writing
I typed so long for these letters
You can see her ears are back because she's terrified of cell phone cameras for some reason
oh
Cause it flashes or makes noise?
Even more good taste
neither, she just doesn't like lenses I guess
Imma eat your legs.
imma eat ur head
Do I got a head?
yes
if u didnt
u wouldnt be here
N event if u havent one
Then i'll eat whatever keeps u alive
stairs talking
Lets see. Hubby has two heads One upper one lower. Daughter has a head. You gave an airhead. Do I have a head?
No part of this conversation has made any sense since I got here
i know.
You were never here
It's what we wanted
Well, except this part
This is in your head.
A figment of your imagination while you smoke catnip with your homie whos sitting on your lap
Both of my cats are immune to catnip :O
How old are they?
Cause cats have to grow up to like 2 years old before you can test catnip on them.
Ursula likes to bat toys around but freyja won't touch them for some reason. Also, freyja won't touch ursula. hisses at her.
I gotta male tabby whos still too young for catnip
wtf these names r weird
its 6 months old, not 2 years lol
It is 2 years. Lmao
Ursula only has one eye and she was named that when we got her
Did she lose it in a bar fight?
We named Freyja because we wanted another mythological type name and she's all white so I was like "Lets think about Norse names" and my wife didn't care for Sleipnier.
I fought rebar once. I got knocked out.
reminds me of my 1st fish
My sis wanted to name it splinter
cuz she loved ninja turtles
so yeah
Also its definitely 6 months old max, I just googled it and 7 different websites said the same. Additionally, that was what the vet told me when I asked.
Had a cat named Mitternacht
Let me guess, it was a black cat
im in german class rn so yeah
ok gtg bye
Later five
According to the shelter Ursula lost her eye to an infection she picked up as a feral kitten
Damn infections. Those are the most common cause of eyes being gone.
Tried so hard to save a cat's eye from infection but it just wouldn't get better.
Eye infections are really difficult to deal with in any animal and even people because they eye has this thing called "immune privilege" which prevents your immune system from eating your eyeballs, so you can't use ingested antibiotics, only topical, and topical antibiotics can be less effective under many circumstances.
As example, a feral cat not letting you get near it.
Well I mean when you ARE able to apply them. But yeah, feral animals make it even more difficult.
it was trapped in a room with me and it still ran circles from me.
The reason that vets generally choose to remove the eye is because when the immune system starts fighting an infection in one eye, and then eats it, it will also start eating the healthy eye. So they sacrifice the unhealthy eye to save the healthy one.
Cats are fucking hard to catch
Yeah. And when you do catch them they latch on with all the sharp stuff
tiny ninjas
My current black cat is a fat shoulder cat.
She wants to be a fur scarf or something.
I love shoulder cats
Neither of mine are
Freyja is really coming along quick, I think the reason she was so shy at the shelter is because she hates other cats
Some cats only like a single human and no other living thing.
hey bitches im back
I don't believe you
Well, lets see the evidence
Can... Can I slap him?
who?
Strike him down with furious anger
break streak:2
u cant fire me, i quit
no wait please youre my best worker, i need you back
ok
DEFINITELY Gorshank pet
(best negociation ever)
I'm also going to take this opportunity to push for my idea of the Gorshank pet plushie again
Whoa cool. You have a decent fan base in the PH
This guy prefers occulon over the majestic gorshank, fire him again
At school, what are you, 8 years old?
no. 15.
N even if i was 8, its still better than -3iq for prefering gorshank, if u see what i mean
wait did lava just observe us since the very beginning
if yes then its messed up
How do you feel about my name
How do I get a cool color name
Yes but I'm worried
You're really not being very subtle with a name like "Yiffmaster"
U will get more infos there
Intentionally
lol
there is a delay until the green button appears again
I HATE it
+10 points for Shinobu pfp
Does anyone have recommendations on a better name
Anything
NotAFurry2727
whos shinobu
YEah nobody here cares about your fetish
Shinobu is a vampire from the Monogatari series
ok thx
^that girl
ok
My name does not represent my beliefs or ideas and is just a name
side ways
Your name that you chose represents your ideas whether you actually have those ideas or not
to screen shot use lock n loudness-down buttons
This is my other account which is wayyy further
1better
Random from spending the golden pachinko
Is it
huh, nice ig
They don’t really have good bonuses
Jesus christ just change your name to jeff or something
Hey imagine if life was a video game
Wheres the fun In jeff
Imagine waking up in hell after you die and satan asking you how your first round of torture was
Ok sec account of yiff
Well this isn't a furry porn discord so yeah, you'll rightfully be banned. There's literally thousands of places for that.
But none of them are here.
I've just got AP Coupon from nowhere xd
Well I know that but those people post stuff too weird
I already lost my virginity on these
if you post porn, you'll be banned without question
go to pornhub if you want porn, not here
I'm just memeing
poorly
What's happening?
Wait thats illegal
This conversation is already old
Still can I get banned for my name
Probably not, but you'll be ridiculed relentlessly
I'm used to it
Whatever you do, just don't post porn here
It's hard to know if you're joking or not, just want to make sure you won't do that
I wont
I tracked you?
How about you just speak plainly like a normal person
Ok
Good teamwork
@quartz pier
maybe it would be better to ping klötz? i don't know about dest but i know klötz us German
ok can you please stop?
@snow hedge
Ok
just stop with the furry shit
i don't have anything against furries but you're getting annoying
Ok good
then stop fucking meming
Ok
I mean, yeah probably
Ok
💤
62 days for an update, that's obviously too long
That's what she said
Yes let’s riot
We need bi weekly updates, free gems, higher salary, 1 month vacation, bonus at.... wait we don't work for Lava
Uhh technically if you buy gems you are kinda working for him
🤔
uh, no
not really, since you are the one paying him
Maybe he pays himself
Neutral stonks
Pay lava, then demand overtime
If you buy gems hes working for you, lets fire lava
He recently wasted company funds on a bad code smh
Who gave him a day off?
lul that download chart looks similar as new bugs per version chart 😄
Even tho Australia is burning Idle Skilling still seems to be the top priority
Who else plays in South Korea lol
There are also ppl playing in oceans, a lot of them actually
@fair river I'd guess koreans
Pets has been up for months now. We need candies for it :/
@formal oyster raid drop luck doesnt affect pet drop chance, nothing does
But affects on everything else?
Only traces and some other items
Raid luck also works on asy
it affects items like bp coupons etc
that too
I noticed
Doesnt affect boss card chances aswell
but doesn't affect card/pet drops
Nvm
At least it does what supposed to do
You've also have a chance to get AP Coupon from raids, right?
Oh
Yes
nah only candy coupons from raid afaik
i think ap coupons as well but very rare
Raid drop luck decreases chances for ap coupons
yeah
Ap coupons drop from raids too
it's more likely you got your AP coupon from ascending
I thought so too, got into a talk about it with andrew and I think I was proven wrong
ap/bp coupon drop in asylum but not raid
Getting coupon from ascending is cool, but i don't actually want to ascend, cause i have poor progression speed
when u can ascend in 10 secs its better
How can i speed up my tickets/keys gain? ||I've already got Mastery Perk||
keys from sparky bob and occulon x cards
tickets only from that perk, for keys there are 2 cards
equip them to get even more
Uh?
they are passive, equip them to get even more though
passive cards also work when equipped except for pachinko and chainlvl
to get more, yeah
it's 2x effect equipped
Equiping passive cards don't do anything
they are, but if you equip passive cards then their effects are doubled, so instead of 30% it's 60%
yes
it does @mighty shadow
There is also this mastery perk @formal oyster
lol
!passive
Passive cards do not need to be equipped in order to get the bonus. You will have their bonus simply by having the card in your collection.
However, if you equip the card, the bonus will double for any card except pachinko and chain level cards.
there u go
mastery is the one he listed having already
Ah, yeah, except pachinco and chain.
Oh I didnt read all that
ah yes, the passive command
There is also chance for double keys in contract shop
If its not already been said
And you can get keys from crypt too
Goodbye
helliu dogo
let me buyyy
It was just fyi
goodhi
~Blue 100Q
up to 288 8* now
kreuz u hacker 🙂
lol, the new pots just make you grow a lot faster
only just got to red construction so still slow for me
Once you build mama mia you're good to go
i have it lv 1
Well try to raise it
will take 16h to get to lv2
15 here
Then you need 14th spelunker perk
have 25hr left on it with 2 iodized builders amongst my 10
i have it at 3.5x
i invested a lot into apoth perk before the update and i am to lazy to reset 🙂
i like spaghettis
do you have the apo pot that gives speed and value?
I mean the spelunker learning perk
i think i do yeah
There are 14 of them
if it's at least 100%, rb and make sure to upgrade speed on the cauldrons to max before leveling
Last one boost your building speed
its at 62% atm
hmmm
yea, you want to try and get it to 100% before since you're guaranteed those upgrades, unless you don't mind rbing again soon afterward
62%
it really is a big boost though
learning perk 14 upper bound is 50%, no?
Theyre talking about other boost
ah
crimsi drank, iirc
criminal drunk
no, that's my grandfather
Oh mb
don't think candy works with mama mia currently, so it might actually not level it as much lol
Lava logic: throw candy at stuff to bend time space
i used a 72h candy 😦
f
His mama mia is at lvl 1 tho
even at level 1 it's a huge difference
that said, I'd say 98% is close enough
since you're gonna be rebirthing some more later anyway
Try to grab tinkering 3rd stats for brewing speed too
just remember, max out your cauldron speed upgrades before you start brewing
since the potion's speed upgrades consume from your cap if you haven't
i cant get the 10th extra crafting stat not got father of all to 100 yet
Yikes
got him to 91
even more reason to do that for brewing then
alright so i should prob swap out some cards and add more perk points before rebirthing then
she was 2 cocky 2 survive
First rebirth... Now what?
oh, also, make sure to buy all the tillers as soon as you hit the tiller screen to maximize that potion as well
Do it again?
Untill your fingers hurt, yes
so should i change out my damage deck for a cash deck so i can upgrade more
I should make a exp deck
personally I use 3 cash cards and the rest damage
But eh, laziness
with the cash cards being last incarnate, you're awesome, and ent z
Once you reach teehees the gap is so huge that you'll use only cash cards
Personally i always have a card drop deck on when not fighting
why u bully him
I'm at teehee 10 >_>
nice
ohh i have incarnate F card when does G drop?
They drop every 15 inc
it's something like every 15 incarnates
idk dont ask me
He didnt
doggy team
i have 40 tickets lets see if i get it
hahahahha....hahahaha....hahah.ahah
I wish 40 tickets was enough to get a raid card >_>
jk i didnt
Wait thats illegal
hacks
spent like the last 3-4 weeks trying to get king Z
yea, I just want him so I can get past foil bosses to the next rifts
yeah i was the same but it doesnt matter for me i dont have the vessels for it
i think i should get it soon tho
first rift is construction speed iirc
First is cash gain for the rift
no, I mean the first one from the second set
yeah i know what u mean
Oh ok
I still havent got an upgrade for 3rd set
just got lv 100 hatch the now
2x egg shells wooo
i can finally get past prest 2
I'm lacking those vessels for the last rift and I'm at 60 in aberrant
so u mean quantity wise?
I'm almost at tresspasser 35 here
still need another 409q purples for the last of the first set
yes
I'm breeding mini lava for over a week and no platypus, godamn
what's your chance from a purple egg?
0.17%
is there a nest prestige limit?
I dont think so
No it just increases chances for eggrarity checks
^
whats ur goal in life guys
I have those at 2.6k%
maybe if u make a spam bot
so should i focus on getting spelunking on my rebirth or should i try and get my research from 196 to 250
both
i mean on the perk screen where should i invest
You can do both as spelunking inf perk has diminishing returns after 20k costs
the spelunking perk caps at 3.5x
its upper bound is around 3.5
Oi
How to view account age
well it def diminishes fast after it
@wind rain wdym?
not bp or smithing or more away time or chain
Discord account age
if your bonus say 3.5 you might still get a little more from leveling it since it's rounded
so invest in more rp spelunk and apoth mainly?
I've got 40% increased learn speed pumping it to 30k cost
Other ppl too, you can scroll up spoiler tab and see for ys
ideally you'd get them all towards their soft caps, make sure to have perk point cards equipped for nearly everything
is there a place that says the soft caps?
How do i view my discord account age
apoth is 70% right
you can tell when you reach them cause the returns diminish so much any more points are negligible
perfect
there's nothing soft about those caps
for away time it tends to approach 100%, chain is ~ 7.5% (anything above 7 takes forever)
check when u downloaded it
also apparently chain level total has a hard cap
spellunk 3.5, pet dmg 200%, away time 100%, chain level 8%
should i not level some of the infinites?
only one I don't level is rb
what I do is ascend first when I want to rb and dump everything into it then
And smith perk caps really soon too
ok im more free to talk now
bark*
eh, you don't really need much in the smith cost cap anyway
Anyways i got infinite forge uses
since it's the new stuff that you really need the mats for and they're not affected
hey wanna know the french for "bark"?
ok so dont level rb damage or smith?
or maybe put smith and damage to 200 point cost or so
I put around 400-500 in smith myself just so I don't have to worry too much
14
but I also have to worry less about it cause of the tank
if someone else gets it congrats
and if you have that sentinel pet then you really don't have to mind it
think that's the one, one of them gives smith cost cap redux
should prob level it
so daavi wanna know the french for "bark"? for doggo sake
it's not "I surrender!"?
and yea, you wanna try to get ionize on everything you have in a capsule
i have got 4 emigdalas with either 1 or 2 ionized on them
and then 1 spare cap for other pets
currently have 9 ionize across my 6 capsules
whats the first thing i should buy with my gemmies
i have 7 on 5
depends on how many you have
3 with 1 and 2 with 2
How do you get ionize on capsule
500
you breed it onto a pet that you stick in it
if you already have 500, get the gem rift
idk i started with overlord miners
no, those suck
Kongregate Ultimate Guide, post your thoughts on the discussion board or read fellow gamers' opinions.
ok
no
So is there anything special about exquisite pets?
gems park
nothing other than you got it using a coupon
do they give more egg shells?
same as purple
ahh ok so not really later on 😦
ohhh shit got a double ionized emig from a white wooo
btw when did u guys get ur 1st purple eggs?
1 month ago
ages ago
so thats 3 double ionized emigdalas now
I only have 1 so far
i still didnt get any
maybe a few months ago
only have 56 days game time on android so yea
i still need entertainer pet to swap between emig and ent for stacking cap bonuses
well, they're additive now so there's that
still useful though cause different levels
yeah but i mean i will get a big spike when i get them
so then emig will go up a bit more
my plan is to have at least 1 ent, highness, and emig in capsules at all times
highness?
the third exp pet, from discovery
50 shy from the pet there
ohh thats far
well i got 18 in total
Yo just got 2x discover mini lava, now a purple has 0.25% chance, stonks
so 20 gems
thats better than 0.17
every bit counts, unless you wanna spam gems
0.25 is doable, but for the last 5 I'll savescum hypereggs
savecum
does the rarity of an egg affect the chances to get a double or triple gene?
no
No, your hatchery lvl does, and a new potion
dont have nee potion yet i want it
🙂
stap the bully

no steppy snek
so what does the egg rarity actually do
increase new pet chance
just give more shells and pet chance>
And moar eggshells when you trahs it
doesnt affect power does it
think it might to some small extent, unsure tbh
why is it so hard to get certain genes on pets
cause rngesus hates us all
like djinn with double zeus
Maybe your setup
i got spirt double zeus in a day
Use all 6 nests for that, itll take an hour or less
... its taken weeks and still not got it
With how many nests?
1 but still weeks
Use all 6
no, first for new pet only
i will maybe use 3
i have 2 for power but gonna make that 1 now and 1 for pets and another for inonizing
yeah but its pairing occ and djinn so i am not looking for a random gene
its one of the main genes of the pet
just doesnt like me
i am using bot and spoon for power atm
bob
not sure if usuing bob is bad or not
for power that is
What zone were you in when you made your first rebirth?
maybe i should just use 2 of my highest ids for power
Purgatory, got the fish card and rebirthed
@pliant schooner you'll lack speed, I breed dogs mainly bcs of that
i dont have an issue with speed
Once you have 600+ bp you're good to go
everything takses 10mins
I have 5k lul
Try using your highest 2 id then and see
@formal oyster and no rebirths? You should do it
brb 10mins
I know, i know, but i want to make as much potions as i can before rebirth
Or reach Oblivion
@formal oyster Fyi, raid drop luck cards don't affect boss pets and cards drop
Yeah, i know
I told him that
Only sacrificing babies to the RNGods affect boss pet/card drops.
You're late xd
Better late than never
Dude dont try to reach oblivion without rebirth, itll take you months
I don't think so
Hows your damage?
Idle or overall?
Idle
Reaching a new part of willows and realising that no, it's still not the last part of willows.. is painful.
11 purple
Wolfe there are 8 willow screens I believe
Yeah, but I'm too lazy to check how many parts I've done so far 😛
Besides, it's not gonna make me finish willows faster anyway.
Every zone has 8 set of enemies untill you reach aberrant
What is the first enemy of part 7?
Joe
Tuft
Highest is a 13k spagetti that I use in a hatchery.
Also the highest id pet I've got.
My pet setup is prob not optimal either.
I reached blood vessels with a 4k power team
I have 2 blood tanks atm
That's prob about what I had
No I was one shoting everything, close to 80mi km/hr
80m damn
Thats why you need proper combos
I am at 850k/h
I will make a push build after I finish my loot set up
Theres a bug that if you die before gains are enabled you refresh the page for increased gains for the next calibrating
I only got King, Sentinel B and R as boss pets 😛
Put occulon closer to the mob in case youre one shoting it
Good shout
Since demon makes respawns faster
I really need a better team.
If you want a huge bump try to get occulon and gorshank pets
Trying trying trying.
Didn't really change anything this time
Spent countless keys on the highest gorshank.
No cards, no pet..
Not any luck with raid pets either.
Oooohhh, i said i have 5k bp, but it's without bp gain infinity perk
I spent maybe 10k keys and gave up and used like 5 hypercoupons
Me and luck.. we don't get along 😛
Same to me xd
24% to get a boss pet.
I got the same boss pet 3 times...
I got sentinel B twice, from drops.
wtf is this map in future content blog ? Do you think that Czech Republic is still with Germany or what ?
like
What does it mean when suddenly a bot writes me that I can type ! rank too show my rank card in game?
is this a joke
I got Sentinel Y twice from asylum, no other pet yet
My setup is nowhere near optimal but even with shitty 8k~ power team you can go pretty far @red cobalt
You'll need occ and gorsh for that tho
Demon is for away gains
ya like "no problem I just god gorsh and 2x sentinel"... and I am here with 0 asylum pets
"Just use this build"..."Oh ju do not have asylum pets ? Bad for you"
I feel like fcking garbage
ok
As I said for a low power setup you'll need boss pets, otherwise just power lvl your team
"just get gorsh, occulon, demon, and platypus, what's so hard about that?"
Well played
lol, you didn't save scum them? ok
F
I'll just say, I refuse to let a ticket give me a spoon and just accept it
what you do is swap screens and try again
but ye I lost like 1500gems on coupons because I was an idiot and did not know about that
after you restart
yea, the spoon is cause you didn't reset the rng by swapping screens
So u open the eggs leave the game reopen the game swap screens then go back open egg and do it again until u get what u want
yea, that's the gist of it
And screen will do then even opening codex
for normal eggs it doesn't matter, but for coupons it seems restarting the game makes it roll as if it was normal
So I could buy a coupon and just keep rerolling it?
if you really wanted to yea
nah I am gonna watch film and try for gorsh or any asylum pet huh
Tbh I only want the entertainer pet
or
ya
I give up after x tickets
haha
wtf entertainer is much harder then other raid pets and idk why
another thing you could do is get a nest full of purple eggs and open them all, if no new pet close and retry
ya but with 0,2% chance
haha that will take life time
oh I just get asylum pet
nice
haha
eh, faster than waiting for 20 purple eggs, again, if you really wanted to
I've got occ and gorsh boss pets with a month worth of keys, or maybe even less. I wasnt able to play during that time and when I got back first thing I did was farm them.
is Scallax any good
To be honest vessels are way to spread apart
has ionize and pet dmg passive
pfff nah gonna look for better one
Gorshank is ridiculous
been trying to get a gorsh with 2x ionize here
honestly, him and demon are basically required for traveling, while the others are more for passives
Occulon is the next after gorsh
yea, but with the new stuff he's not as needed, still good af though
demon is what makes zeus bolt shine though
cause while zeus bolt does a lot of damage and is very fast, most will wiff cause you're one shotting them and they take forever to respawn, and if you're one shotting them cause of your power anyway, well
Can some genius help me, I have all 4 star grasslands cards. how many stars of what colour do I need to get them all to 5 star
At LEAST 3
1600 320 64 32 16
Genius thank you @lament prairie

Lovely, I was offline for 10 hours and I forgot I left the game on the apo screen.
What a waste of time..
I do that sometimes, I go to asylum without key cards
@tame sparrow ?
My poor country has other players.
Where do you live?
nothing is there benjee
Lizard people, they all play idle skilling
How does lava feel about autoclickers I figure most bluestack people use em
Lol look at Iceland, whole country plays IS
It's supereasy to use autoclickers on android as well so eh
No need for root.
Android as in an actual android device.
i think this is actually the only place in iceland where anybody lives
I was just in Iceland not to long ago
It was a joke but nvm
Dude only now I realized whats in @tawdry seal pic lol
Have you watched fullmetal?
no
Its a reference
I watched a bit of it.
Lul
Dunno how many seasons there are?
|| Her father was doing experiments trying to create some type of chimera, for his last try he used her body and thei dog's, didnt went well || @snow hedge
AD?
they are pretty much isolated
Do chinese play AD?
Hrm, I wonder how big the chance is to get the last two potions with Camo+Caramella
what is ad
Antimatter dimensions
i'd guess probably not
i don't know what you're talking about
Neither do i
Damn exposed
??
what
i still don't get it
Burnt wooden pieces
