off-topic-chat

[near wharf]

thats it jodoc ive had it, im gonna put you away for a looong time

!tempmute @wispy dagger 1s

[raw folio]

You cannot mute someone already muted.

[near wharf]

oh youre already put away

[near wharf]

wait what?

[wispy dagger]

never muted

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[safe isle]

!unmute @wispy dagger

[winged sigil]

!unmute @wispy dagger

[soft veldt]

So what lavaflame want to show us, is that before we was doing update in a few day 😄

[near wharf]

!tempmute @wispy dagger 1s

[raw folio]

Jodoc#9258 has been muted for 1 second

Reason: Unspecified

[unmute]

Muted until · Jan 13, 2020, 12:17 AM

[near wharf]

lol i put him in his place

thats for sure

[tawdry seal]

That was a minute I got muted not a second

:/

[near wharf]

i didnt do it

oh i did

wait jodoc is muted??

wtfd

[drowsy drum]

lava youre a dictator?

[winged sigil]

I guess 1s doesn't work

[tawdry seal]

Yeah looks like less than a minute doesn’t work

[safe isle]

i don't think the tempmutes are working right lol

[near wharf]

please alfredo call me kim

[golden ivy]

LOL

[drowsy drum]

ok lava kim

[golden ivy]

i got unmute

[wispy dagger]

poof

[golden ivy]

i happy

[drowsy drum]

sorry, lava2 kim

[cunning elk]

Do emotes still work when muted?

[safe isle]

there must be a minimum time

[tawdry seal]

No

[safe isle]

either 30s or 1m

[wispy dagger]

yes aaron

[near wharf]

🔇

[tawdry seal]

Channel is read only when muted

[golden ivy]

yeah

[winged sigil]

!tempmute @wispy dagger 30s

[raw folio]

Jodoc#9258 has been muted for 30 seconds

Reason: Unspecified

[unmute]

Muted until · Jan 13, 2020, 12:19 AM

[golden ivy]

!tempmute @winged sigil 30s

[raw folio]

𝓑𝓻𝓪𝔂, you can't use that

[winged sigil]

:P

[golden ivy]

one day

[safe isle]

ok it's not 30s

[golden ivy]

i want another music quiz

[winged sigil]

we'll see in 10s

[golden ivy]

that was fun

[winged sigil]

I guess it's not 1min either

[safe isle]

lmao

[tawdry seal]

It’s pretty long

[wispy dagger]

aaa

[golden ivy]

this is why we dont abuse @ moderators

[safe isle]

90s

[near wharf]

i saw blueheros review yesterday

as i was scrolling through my phone screenshots

[wispy dagger]

what if you spell it out "Seconds"

[winged sigil]

doubt

[safe isle]

!tempmute @wispy dagger 1second

[raw folio]

Jodoc#9258 has been muted for 1 second

Reason: econd

[unmute]

Muted until · Jan 13, 2020, 12:20 AM

[near wharf]

did anyone ever find his review?

[safe isle]

lmao

[winged sigil]

lol

[drowsy drum]

bluehero is still alive?

[safe isle]

!unmute @wispy dagger

[wispy dagger]

hi

[near wharf]

Reason: Econd

[golden ivy]

he deleted didn't he?

[safe isle]

you didn't take econd 101 in college?

[near wharf]

i did but

its no reason to mute somoene

[safe isle]

its supply and demand dude

[golden ivy]

i will let u mute me for a promotion

[wispy dagger]

nobody plays wizard 101

[winged sigil]

!unmute @golden ivy

lol

[wispy dagger]

can mods mute mods??

[golden ivy]

ping me if lava does a new comp

[safe isle]

no

[golden ivy]

music comp*

i still find it funny that a song I was listening to came up

[wispy dagger]

@golden ivy
@wispy dagger

quoting

[golden ivy]

ok

[foggy thorn]

ok

[wispy dagger]

ok

[golden ivy]

oop broke the chain

[wispy dagger]

oop broke the chain

[safe isle]

oop all berries

[golden ivy]

skskskskskskssk

[wispy dagger]

skskskskskssk

[golden ivy]

dropped my hydro flask

[wispy dagger]

sk

[golden ivy]

save the turtles

sksksk

[winged sigil]

lava, did you remove the bot master from the bot again?

!tempmute @golden ivy 90s

[raw folio]

Brayx#3422 has been muted for 1 minute, 30 seconds

Reason: Unspecified

[unmute]

Muted until · Jan 13, 2020, 12:29 AM

[winged sigil]

that seems to still work

!unmute @golden ivy

[tawdry seal]

Channels are disappearing and I’m scared

[golden ivy]

no

[wispy dagger]

Uh oh

[golden ivy]

what channel?

(s)

[winged sigil]

did you click on discussions

[golden ivy]

ok time to play terraria

bubye

[tawdry seal]

Ah

That’s weird

[wispy dagger]

Rip bray

[golden ivy]

that was horrible

terraria is so boring

[wispy dagger]

Woe

You should play terraria with idle skilling sprite mod

[burnt pecan]

lol

[wispy dagger]

Also me: somehow have phone accessibility ♿ button on my screen and cant seem to remove it

Okay nevermind but now i set my phone to inverted screenmode

Oh god

Inverted idle skilling

[pearl oak]

OMG. Don't do that high

End of life as you know it

[wispy dagger]

i cant even tell what buttons are when i look at them

[tawdry seal]

Where did lava go

[burnt pecan]

he died

[wispy dagger]

away

[tawdry seal]

Oof

[burnt pecan]

just like general did

[tawdry seal]

I dmed him but his inbox is probably full and didn’t see it

It wasn’t really important I’ll have to catch him next time

[wispy dagger]

hes the kind of person that doesnt pay attention to dms

[tawdry seal]

Anyone know where he’s from?

[wispy dagger]

i know he eventually looks

but replying is a whole nother level

[tawdry seal]

It must be hard being famous

[wispy dagger]

eh

[burnt pecan]

like California or something

lol

[tawdry seal]

I really hope this game gets more popular, I’ve downloaded like 500 games but this is the only one to keep my interest

[spare vapor]

game sux

[tawdry seal]

Better than most games

[spare vapor]

veto

[tawdry seal]

All of the App Store is littered with Chinese money grabs

[burnt pecan]

ok duck

ur bad

[spare vapor]

no ur

[burnt pecan]

no ur

[spare vapor]

ur

[burnt pecan]

kuaka is

[spare vapor]

fax

[wispy dagger]

📠

[tawdry seal]

Why do you have an icon for that

[spare vapor]

[wispy dagger]

ask discord

[spare vapor]

[tawdry seal]

[wispy dagger]

🤪

that pepe goes great with my music

[tawdry seal]

Well I’ve gotta go work now

[wispy dagger]

hope you survive it

o/

[spare vapor]

die

[tawdry seal]

Bout to smell like jet fuel for the rest of the night

[spare vapor]

smoke it

[wispy dagger]

dont light a match

be safe

[tawdry seal]

Gotta do fuel samples and jet fuel isn’t really that flammable tbh

[wispy dagger]

hmmm

that looks interesting

[tawdry seal]

It’s just really nice diesel

[spare vapor]

piss in it

no balz

[wispy dagger]

i miss those boots ;/

oh wel

[burnt pecan]

duck are you stupid

[tawdry seal]

He is just a duck

He doesn’t know any better

[burnt pecan]

true

ducks are pretty dumb

[tawdry seal]

Lol

[spare vapor]

wow ok

sorry i dont speak minecraft enchanting table

[wispy dagger]

what

[topaz aspen]

You might not be able to smoke it, but..

Russian bears are addicted to sniffing it

[wispy dagger]

russian bears are addicted to sniffing jet fuel

what

[topaz aspen]

Yup

[burnt pecan]

yes

can confirm

[spare vapor]

am bear

[burnt pecan]

no

ur duck

[spare vapor]

ye

am bear

[wispy dagger]

hmm

[spare vapor]

ok u fuck

[wispy dagger]

duck

[spare vapor]

listen here

[wispy dagger]

quack

[spare vapor]

ight im frickng u

[burnt pecan]

both of u are flightless birds

lol

lozers

[spare vapor]

ok fag

[wispy dagger]

let the frickening begin

[topaz aspen]

Duck's a flightless bird?

[burnt pecan]

kind of

[spare vapor]

no

[burnt pecan]

lol

[spare vapor]

hes just stupid

[wispy dagger]

you may say we are ducks but we're not a funny wannabe

[burnt pecan]

no

u are

[topaz aspen]

Maybe if you've clipped its wings

[burnt pecan]

okay

i am funny

[spare vapor]

fact jodoc

[foggy thorn]

hi funny I'm kuaka

[burnt pecan]

funnylucky is an imposter

[spare vapor]

hi kuaka ur gay

[wispy dagger]

fuaka

[burnt pecan]

lol

[spare vapor]

suaka

[burnt pecan]

suaka my cuaka

[spare vapor]

gottem

[foggy thorn]

@echo spade @trail leaf don't talk in #achievement-pics

[spare vapor]

😊

[burnt pecan]

ok boomer

[wispy dagger]

you're a doomer

[spare vapor]

bomba

[burnt pecan]

you're a foomer

[wispy dagger]

[pearl oak]

Better then a loomer

[spare vapor]

my s0und was all the way up

[burnt pecan]

lmao

good

[wispy dagger]

is it weird that it fits your profile picture animation speed duck

[pearl oak]

So...a duck and a jodoc walk into a bar. Magnum laughs at them for hitting a brick wall

[burnt pecan]

yes

[spare vapor]

that dosent rhyme

[burnt pecan]

thats how it goes

too bad

its accurate

[trail leaf]

Bruh I was just wondering

[spare vapor]

no

shut up

[pearl oak]

So a duck walks up to a lemonade stand

[burnt pecan]

no u

[wispy dagger]

at least we didnt walk into a fat metal bar

[spare vapor]

gottem

[burnt pecan]

and he said to the man running the stand

[spare vapor]

"fuck u"

[pearl oak]

Y'all wish you could walk into a fat metal bar

[spare vapor]

ok dad

[burnt pecan]

ok zoomer

[wispy dagger]

jesus take the wheel

[spare vapor]

no lol i like living

[pearl oak]

I'll take the wheel and roll it

I'll be back 3d later.

[wispy dagger]

do a barrel roll

[burnt pecan]

jeasus

lmao

[wispy dagger]

hmm

[pearl oak]

Shhhhh. Don't reveal my identity

[spare vapor]

benis

[wispy dagger]

but you dont have one

[burnt pecan]

bepis

[foggy thorn]

@trail leaf then you ask them in #off-topic-chat

[spare vapor]

benis is penis upsidedown

[burnt pecan]

no

[pearl oak]

Actually

[spare vapor]

yes

shut up

or gay

[wispy dagger]

then whats it rightside up

[cursive cobalt]

What shld i max first with golden arcade ball?

[burnt pecan]

sᴉuǝd is penis upside down

[spare vapor]

banned

sorry i dont speak minecraft enchanting table

[pearl oak]

sᴉuǝd

[golden ivy]

hiya\

[pearl oak]

That's penis upside down

[burnt pecan]

^

sᴉuǝd

[spare vapor]

and backward

[mighty ridge]

;.,/./;,;/.';

'

[burnt pecan]

no

[mighty ridge]

'

[spare vapor]

yes

[wispy dagger]

just the way you like it

[burnt pecan]

no

[spare vapor]

es

ws

ws

w

s

ws

[wispy dagger]

you're in the chat you knw, you cant move your character like that

[burnt pecan]

-.. ..- -.-. -.- .. ... .- ..-. ..- .-. .-. -.-- .... . .--. .-.. .- -.-- .- -- --- .-. --- ..- ... .- -. -.. .... --- --- -.- ... ..- .--. .-- .. - .... -.. ..- -.. . ... --- -. --. .-. .. -. -.. . .-.

[pearl oak]

dǝuᴉs

[spare vapor]

ok bomba

[wispy dagger]

denis

[spare vapor]

tsar

[pearl oak]

Better

[spare vapor]

]mr gorbachov

tear down that wall

[burnt pecan]

no

u

[wispy dagger]

you cant tear down what you cant put up

[burnt pecan]

^

[wispy dagger]

stop stabbing it then

[burnt pecan]

make me

[wispy dagger]

i dont feel like it

you make yourself

[burnt pecan]

🔪
🩸

[pearl oak]

Nᴏᴏᴏᴏᴏᴏ

[wispy dagger]

you know thats not how you donate blood

[burnt pecan]

wdym?

i always donate blood like that

[wispy dagger]

just walk into doctor's office and cut off your arm and say you're here to donate blood

[burnt pecan]

yes

[foggy thorn]

ok

[spare vapor]

big brain

[pearl oak]

Oɪ

[burnt pecan]

or go to the blackmarket and cut out your kidneys

[pearl oak]

I'ʟʟ ᴅᴏ ᴛʜᴀᴛ

[spare vapor]

big brains only

[wispy dagger]

you and your copy pasta words jesue

[pearl oak]

Wʜᴀᴛ

[foggy thorn]

ï

[spare vapor]

ock

pp]

lol funny

ok

fuck off

[winged sigil]

k

[wispy dagger]

oh god

[burnt pecan]

https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/enhj81/aita_for_calling_a_toddler_the_n_word/

[spare vapor]

NTA

[burnt pecan]

Good meme 👌

[spare vapor]

I loved Obama and I have many friends of the dark variety.

Sector clear, no racists here.

[pearl oak]

Wait. You we're saying my text was copypasta?

[wispy dagger]

yes

[burnt pecan]

yes

lol

[pearl oak]

Wow

You know there's an app for that right

Lɪᴋᴇ I'ᴍ ᴜsɪɴɢ ʀɪɢʜᴛ ɴᴏᴡ

[wispy dagger]

theres an app for everything

[pearl oak]

Exactly

[burnt pecan]

r/copypasta is full of many beautiful gems

like this one:

ATTENTION: GROUP POOP IN 15 MINUTES
This is NOT a drill. Please make your way to the nearest restroom as soon as possible.

No less than 6 party members per session.

Remember to practice safety and elegance.

DO NOT FORGET YOUR SPOONS.

[spare vapor]

snacc time

[burnt pecan]

^

bring your own

[wispy dagger]

Nah

[burnt pecan]

im bringing some ice cream to go along with it

we can share if u want

[pearl oak]

Mmmm. 2g1c

[spare vapor]

wait

no

[burnt pecan]

2 girls 1 toilet

[spare vapor]

stop

pls

ban

some1

[pearl oak]

🅽ᴏᴡ ᴛʜᴀᴛ'🆂 ʜ🅾🆃

[burnt pecan]

!ban @spare vapor

[wispy dagger]

Shot

[burnt pecan]

there

[spare vapor]

alright bibba

[burnt pecan]

gigga bibba

[pearl oak]

🧎‍♀️💩👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩

Hahahaha

[spare vapor]

black

[raw folio]

A user has successfully killed a boss! Congrats to them!

[burnt pecan]

lol

[wispy dagger]

Congratz!

User

[pearl oak]

That was to good of timing

[spare vapor]

Oh, cummy! 🥵😫 You and your klan members 👻 can mail my severed body🚶‍♂️ in a crate 📦🎁 once we’re done tonight! 😳💦

[burnt pecan]

wtf

ban

now

[pearl oak]

...

[wispy dagger]

[tame sparrow]

Duck's just like that, ignore him

[pearl oak]

Agree

[spare vapor]

ent

[wispy dagger]

Uh

You do know what an ent is

Right?

[tame sparrow]

Oh shit I've been playing for 1 year now

[burnt pecan]

congratz

ur 1 year IS anniversary

🍰

[pearl oak]

Woooooot

[wispy dagger]

Happy biiiirthdaaay too vad

La la laaa

[frank moth]

so apparently this qr code thingy in desktop

is a big mistake

[wispy dagger]

Eh

[burnt pecan]

lol

[frail cedar]

Lmao

[wispy dagger]

Alot of things can be considered a mistake

[frail cedar]

Rip authentication

[wispy dagger]

Rip ashely

[frail cedar]

Ye

[dim inlet]

rip pongo

[frank moth]

scan someones qr code, try it, youll die

[wispy dagger]

Ripp davvi

[frail cedar]

Ripley zipley

[burnt pecan]

Ripple my nipple

[wispy dagger]

RippleyZippleyFlame2

[frank moth]

we asked 100 men...

[frail cedar]

They all said no

[wispy dagger]

The answer is

[burnt pecan]

69

[frail cedar]

Gottem

[dim inlet]

poggers

[frank moth]

this was actually something related to family feud but ok

this was a question though

[burnt pecan]

gob bang

[frank moth]

"youre driving naked. cops pull you over. what do you hope they wont do?"

[burnt pecan]

fuck you

[bold quest]

Bang you

[frail cedar]

^

[burnt pecan]

thats choice 1

[wispy dagger]

hardcore

[frail cedar]

I mean literally every time i get naked i have to hope nobody will try to fuck me XD kind of a passive phobia

[wispy dagger]

hard to do that in your own home i guess

like you left the door open

[spare vapor]

lets freak

[burnt pecan]

not that

[spare vapor]

yes

pranked

[frail cedar]

#Ban duck gang

[burnt pecan]

yes

agree

[spare vapor]

rekt

[frank moth]

"name an animal with 3 letters on its name"

frog
alligator

[frail cedar]

Hippopotamus

[burnt pecan]

no

no

no

[frank moth]

uno!

+4

i win

[burnt pecan]

post 7 above is false

[spare vapor]

deny

[wispy dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/goose-duck-neck-gif-10344438

[spare vapor]

its fact

thats hot

[burnt pecan]

post 3 above is lie

[frail cedar]

Next post @ professional duck gay

[burnt pecan]

^

[spare vapor]

no u

[frail cedar]

Above is lie

[burnt pecan]

edit it

lol

[wispy dagger]

below is a lie

[spare vapor]

yes't

[burnt pecan]

above is a lie

yes't

[frail cedar]

Above is duck gay

[burnt pecan]

all except magnum is false

[spare vapor]

me and kris do sexy time

[frail cedar]

Chat is false

[wispy dagger]

obsolete

[burnt pecan]

You are false

[frank moth]

baba is you

[burnt pecan]

baba is empty

[wispy dagger]

you're not funny

[frail cedar]

Pac man mains are gay

[frank moth]

Jodoc is end

[spare vapor]

WOAH

MAG

CHILL

[burnt pecan]

make me

lozer

[wispy dagger]

break*

[frail cedar]

Duck likes C&BT

[burnt pecan]

^

[spare vapor]

yes

[burnt pecan]

Duck is gay

[spare vapor]

no

[burnt pecan]

above is false

[burnt pecan]

above is false

[frail cedar]

Above is true

[frank moth]

hashtag ban d gang

[frail cedar]

Bang gang

[spare vapor]

ban d

[burnt pecan]

ban bang gang

[frank moth]

band gang

[spare vapor]

[wispy dagger]

bagang

[frail cedar]

Brand bang gang

[spare vapor]

gang bang

[burnt pecan]

ban brand bang gang

[spare vapor]

[wispy dagger]

ashley i take offense to that

[frank moth]

youre all arrested for involvement in the gang

[burnt pecan]

above is false

[spare vapor]

i h word u

[frank moth]

oh wait i gtg

[frail cedar]

Above is leave

[spare vapor]

wait waht

[burnt pecan]

above is gay

[frank moth]

no u

[burnt pecan]

no duck

[spare vapor]

yes

[wispy dagger]

Joduck

[spare vapor]

no'

[burnt pecan]

yes

[spare vapor]

go aawy

[frank moth]

everyone is now gay no matter how you look at it

[burnt pecan]

Joduck time to fuck

[spare vapor]

no frick off

[burnt pecan]

Duck already is

[spare vapor]

deny

[burnt pecan]

he plays amorous

[wispy dagger]

let the frickening begin

[frail cedar]

Hippity hoppity this chat is my property

[burnt pecan]

no

[spare vapor]

no

[frail cedar]

Ye

[spare vapor]

np

[burnt pecan]

above is lie

[spare vapor]

gamer

d

[burnt pecan]

ga

me

rd

[spare vapor]

ez

[wispy dagger]

skiddaddle skadoodle, you're chat is now a noodle

[spare vapor]

pz

ok u fuck

[frail cedar]

You're chat

XD

[wispy dagger]

your right

[void spade]

Aaa

[frail cedar]

Static help

Chat is cancer

[burnt pecan]

no

u r cancer

reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[wispy dagger]

no u

[spare vapor]

[void spade]

When isn't it cancer @frail cedar

[frail cedar]

True

[wispy dagger]

always

and forever

❤️

[spare vapor]

it git worse when i show up

no cap

[frail cedar]

Guess I'm just not on the ball with shitposting today

It does

[burnt pecan]

yes

[void spade]

Its true duck

[wispy dagger]

you are the ball

now bounce outta here

[spare vapor]

no

[burnt pecan]

i am balls

[spare vapor]

i like cats

[burnt pecan]

cuz ur gay

[frail cedar]

Duck is an event item

-100 intellect, boosts speech to max

[burnt pecan]

^

[spare vapor]

yes

agree

add to game

[burnt pecan]

no

delete

[spare vapor]

yes

[burnt pecan]

ban

[spare vapor]

add

[burnt pecan]

ban

[spare vapor]

add\

[burnt pecan]

you meant to say ban

[spare vapor]

ad

d

d

d

d

[frail cedar]

Ah yes i love having max speech in a game with no character stats

[spare vapor]

d

[frail cedar]

No spammm

[void spade]

@spare vapor chill bro

[burnt pecan]

spam

[spare vapor]

no

[burnt pecan]

banned

[spare vapor]

lies

[burnt pecan]

lol

[void spade]

God damn adhd ass mallard ass boi

[spare vapor]

loze

r

[frail cedar]

Damn food looking ass

[burnt pecan]

sorry, trying to take care of him

[wispy dagger]

roast duck

[spare vapor]

ok feminist

[frail cedar]

Ok boomer

[burnt pecan]

Im getting payed to babysit him

[spare vapor]

no

lies

no proof

[burnt pecan]

come on duck, time for bed

[spare vapor]

no mom

[void spade]

@burnt pecan you're not doing a good job

[burnt pecan]

Im trying

[frail cedar]

But the babaye down

Put*

[burnt pecan]

its hard when they're both autistic and adhd

[wispy dagger]

look out shes got baby

[spare vapor]

fick off im going to play roblox

[burnt pecan]

no

[frail cedar]

Fick

[burnt pecan]

come here

ur grounded

[spare vapor]

no'

[wispy dagger]

let the fickening begin

[spare vapor]

go away

[burnt pecan]

im unplugging the computer

[wispy dagger]

you are the computer

[frail cedar]

I'm uninstalling the internet

[wispy dagger]

dont die

[burnt pecan]

^

there

hes asleep

[frail cedar]

Hey'll yeah

[wispy dagger]

poke him with a stick

[burnt pecan]

no

dont wake him up

[wispy dagger]

but hes gotta go on the rotissierie

[wispy dagger]

mcdonalds

[winged sigil]

heiz why

[burnt pecan]

butt plug

thats hot

[bold quest]

Why what?

[wispy dagger]

is that a door knob

hmmmmm

[bold quest]

Yes

[burnt pecan]

yes

[bold quest]

A door knob

[spare vapor]

pranked

im back

[burnt pecan]

no

[spare vapor]

get fricke

[burnt pecan]

go back to sleep

[spare vapor]

make me

[burnt pecan]

k

im locking ur door

[spare vapor]

ill hide the ds under the pillow

[burnt pecan]

have fun in there

i took it out already

[spare vapor]

lies

i stole it back

[burnt pecan]

all u have in there is ur history textbook

[spare vapor]

ezgg

no ur a egg

[burnt pecan]

no

ur a infant

go to sleep

[wispy dagger]

🐣

[burnt pecan]

^

you

[wispy dagger]

no u

[spare vapor]

no

lies

am big boi

[burnt pecan]

no

thats ur dad

[wispy dagger]

thats a goose

[spare vapor]

lie'

[frail cedar]

Pfp

[burnt pecan]

stop lying to internet people

[frail cedar]

Smol

[spare vapor]

no

[frail cedar]

Ye

[spare vapor]

its fa

[wispy dagger]

smol pfp

[spare vapor]

x

succ off

[frail cedar]

Hehe smol pfp

[burnt pecan]

go to sleep

[spare vapor]

no stop

[frail cedar]

| |

[burnt pecan]

ill succ u if u go to bed

[spare vapor]

ok

gn

[frail cedar]

Woah

[wispy dagger]

woah

[burnt pecan]

gn

[void spade]

😩

[burnt pecan]

it ok

i am shemale

[bold quest]

Exotic rp

Magnum x duck

[burnt pecan]

exotic

lmao

[echo spade]

Sorry

[wispy dagger]

so uh

hows everyone doing

[burnt pecan]

good

u?

[void spade]

Sleepy

[bold quest]

Bored

[spare vapor]

mom

i require protein

[bold quest]

Mom is dad

[burnt pecan]

i gave u ur meds already

go to sleep

[spare vapor]

need protein

[burnt pecan]

Fine, heres an extra vitamin gummy

now go to sleep

[spare vapor]

kkk

gamer epic

[autumn copper]

Hey hey hey!

[wispy dagger]

HEY

[burnt pecan]

HEY

[wispy dagger]

YEAH YOU

[burnt pecan]

shhhhhhhhhhhh

[wispy dagger]

OVER THERE

[autumn copper]

Who missed me? No one right? XD

[burnt pecan]

duk is sleep

shhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[wispy dagger]

nope, we're pretty much on target

[autumn copper]

Target always has hot moms.

[wispy dagger]

is that where you went today

[frail cedar]

Brother I demand a payment of souls

[wispy dagger]

where

[autumn copper]

Ashley, I think you and my girl should be friends.

[burnt pecan]

I dont have any

already sold mine for gems

[pearl oak]

who wants to read my college book for me and give me a cliff notes version of this chapter and the other one?

$5 worth of gems. lol

[golden ivy]

ash;ey

ashley

[wispy dagger]

whats it about jesue

[frail cedar]

Rdi i agree

[pearl oak]

its about how heat and different ways it affects foods. then the other one is about fabrication of a chicken and how it helps in many different ways

[frail cedar]

What @golden ivy lmao

[wispy dagger]

wait what

[pearl oak]

culinary school hahahaha

[burnt pecan]

chef

[autumn copper]

Aren't the "Cliffnotes" the recipes?

[pearl oak]

nope

[wispy dagger]

you gonna bake me an idle skilling cake

with a fabricated chicken on top

[golden ivy]

ash

ashley

1v1 krunk

rn

[wispy dagger]

bray gonna lose

[autumn copper]

@frail cedar I'm legit super cereal

[wispy dagger]

dont forget you're milk

[pearl oak]

if you can tell me what a fabricating a chicken means lol

[wispy dagger]

not cereal

hmm

[pearl oak]

this chapter is 27 pages long and the other is 65

[wispy dagger]

thicc sauce

[golden ivy]

i love ho

[autumn copper]

Isn't that just cutting up a whole chicken properly?

[golden ivy]

almost 100 wins bois

[pearl oak]

yes @autumn copper

seperation of the meat from each of the respective parts of the chicken all while leaving the carcass in tact

[wispy dagger]

thicc starch granules

[burnt pecan]

bray grinds krunk

lmao

[autumn copper]

Cuz no one grinds on Bray. 😛

[golden ivy]

what

yeah

i grineed all night

[wispy dagger]

thin acid starch chains

[pearl oak]

nobody grinds on you @golden ivy , thats sad

[wispy dagger]

bray grinds on bray

[golden ivy]

lmao

[pearl oak]

maybe @spare vapor can do that for ya

[golden ivy]

hey funny

ikr

!mute @native gate

[raw folio]

𝓑𝓻𝓪𝔂, you can't use that

[golden ivy]

i still cant

[tawdry seal]

Lava playing rocket league 🤔

[burnt pecan]

lol

[pearl oak]

hahahaha

[golden ivy]

try me

do it

[burnt pecan]

its the impostor

get him

[golden ivy]

dummy

[pearl oak]

wait! am i seeing doubles!!!!

[burnt pecan]

lol

abuse

[pearl oak]

whos who?!?!?!

[burnt pecan]

!mute @native gate 1000

[raw folio]

Funny's Abuse Victim (Magnum), you can't use that

[winged sigil]

you need to use !tempmute

[burnt pecan]

^

[golden ivy]

u need to shh

[burnt pecan]

abuse

banned

[pearl oak]

its not abuse.

[golden ivy]

gimmie mute perms now

\pls

[pearl oak]

they did it for the good of the sever

[burnt pecan]

aboose

[pearl oak]

they should be given a medal for their heroic deeds

[burnt pecan]

yes

me

im funnylucky

give me a medal

[foggy thorn]

what

[wispy dagger]

mod impoersonation

[pearl oak]

the real funny would give me 100k gems

[spare vapor]

[burnt pecan]

k

[pearl oak]

so...who the real funny

[burnt pecan]

give me ur paypal jesus

[wispy dagger]

the real funny lucky has no 100k gems

[foggy thorn]

[raw folio]

Professional Duck#0001 has been muted

Reason: bad 10

[unmute]

[burnt pecan]

lol

wrong

time first

[foggy thorn]

!tempmute @native gate bad 10

[raw folio]

You can't mute a moderator.

[foggy thorn]

fuck

[burnt pecan]

lol

demote

do it

demote funnylucky

[safe isle]

can you guys stop fucking with it, i get a notification in #banned-from-the-stand every time

[wispy dagger]

funnylucky you werent here for usage of that, you shouldnt use it unless you know

[foggy thorn]

lol

[pearl oak]

well, that ban froze my computer, lol

[pearl oak]

not ban, mute

[foggy thorn]

[wispy dagger]

stop modmoose

[pearl oak]

anyways!!!! whats everyone up to

[wispy dagger]

listening to old music i found in a folder

[burnt pecan]

grinding idle miner bot

lol

[autumn copper]

Occulon Base...gimme my damn card already.

[pearl oak]

thats the best kind there is

[wispy dagger]

i put two in offtopic

[pearl oak]

i need scale base

[wispy dagger]

but you cant play the other without specific player

[autumn copper]

140 keys, nothing.

In 21 keys I got X....

[wispy dagger]

ive kinda psyched myself into not doing raids and asylum

[twin hound]

So close.to being able to clear the dungeon

[tame sparrow]

Ten thousand years in the future, only idling and skilling shall remain

[wispy dagger]

marcus you'll get there eventually

[twin hound]

I need like 50b more damage

To be able to safely 3 shot things, with my current attack speed

Wait

No

50q

[wispy dagger]

get 50tb

[twin hound]

50 what?

[topaz aspen]

50 terabit?

[twin hound]

I think that's it

[autumn copper]

WHy is Demon so greedy with cards.

[wispy dagger]

slap him

[twin hound]

338q a hit should be able to kill the keymaster in 3 hits

Demon card....

Heh....

[autumn copper]

Like, seriously. How are gems less rare than raid/asylum cards?

[wispy dagger]

well

1 gem is worth less than 1 over powered card

[twin hound]

You can't have mine!

[vital heart]

you need 100s of gems

and only 1 card

[autumn copper]

I mean, hell, gems are more common than raid tickets....

[twin hound]

Demon y has been carrying hard this ascension... I wouldn't be able to clear.the dungeon without it right now

Just the damage increase I've been needing

[wispy dagger]

make sure you're doing other things like pets and potions

[autumn copper]

??

[wispy dagger]

damage comes from everywhere just about

[twin hound]

Well, I can only get so much from small increases

[west stream]

gems are quite common, especially if you reach the end of crypt (somewhere in the 6* range)

[autumn copper]

If it weren't for the opening animates for raid boss/asylum, card farming wouldn't feel like such a nightmare.

Need to hit 8 star+ to clear to end of Crypt.

[safe isle]

autoclicker

[west stream]

RDI exactly how long has it been since you last played

[autumn copper]

4 hours ago.

Well, 5 now.

[west stream]

yeah im at 6* and reached the end

[autumn copper]

How long have you played?

[west stream]

holy spirits right

[safe isle]

i don't think you need 8* lol

[west stream]

like a couple months

[wispy dagger]

you need cards and the power of determination and a lot of other things

[west stream]

i think it may have been 8* once, but the 258 bug got patched out

so now its 6*

[autumn copper]

Wonder how much time travel was involved there.

To reach end game in 2 months.

[west stream]

none lol

[twin hound]

Visa is the strongest card of all

[west stream]

hold up it was more like 4 months

[twin hound]

So op

[wispy dagger]

but master is the master though

[autumn copper]

Curiously, how end game do you think you are dimahan?

I mean,you say you have every card at 6^, right?

And how much $$ have you spent?

[safe isle]

!user-info @west stream

[west stream]

i never said i had every card at 6*

[void spade]

You don't need 8* for end of crypt @autumn copper

[autumn copper]

I couldn't reach end of crypt til around 7 or 8. I could be misremembering though.

[void spade]

I only do like 3 6* and have the mastery task

[autumn copper]

Maybe I'm just misremembering.

[golden ivy]

i was on a streak but my ping gave up

[west stream]

probably before the spelunking update

[golden ivy]

rip me

[void spade]

Haha bad internet

[golden ivy]

lmao

well atleast my kd is at 3.99 now

jk lmao im not a bot

[autumn copper]

Btw, what's up Static

[void spade]

Nm man, tired lmao, been doing shit all day

[burnt pecan]

how do u see kd

[void spade]

Still not at purple vessels >:(

[autumn copper]

I was stuck at the movies all day.

[golden ivy]

go to profile

and scroll

till it says KDR

[autumn copper]

Girl wanted to watch Like a Boss and 1917.

[void spade]

Lemme see mine

[burnt pecan]

2.58

oof

i blame the hackers

[autumn copper]

1.33

Hey, I'm above 1, so I'm okay with that.

[golden ivy]

2.00

2.05*

[burnt pecan]

avg 26 kpg tho

lol

[golden ivy]

whats that

[burnt pecan]

kills per game

[autumn copper]

Btw Bray, someone posted a vid of you aimbotting on YT

[burnt pecan]

lmao

[golden ivy]

lmao

[burnt pecan]

let me see

[west stream]

1 would be considered average, not considering dying to your own stuff

[burnt pecan]

post link

[golden ivy]

I have all my games recorded

so i wibn

all 89 wins

[void spade]

my kd 2.44

[burnt pecan]

bad

smh

lol

[autumn copper]

It looks pretty suspicious.

[west stream]

probably for evvery 2.4 there's like 3 or 4 0.8s

[void spade]

magnum sorry I can't lag switch like you smh

[burnt pecan]

bray aimbots

lol

[golden ivy]

10 avg kills per game

oof me

[burnt pecan]

imagine

sm

h

[golden ivy]

tbf this account is for practice

I wanted to get better

so for like 10 hours i was bad

[void spade]

14.15 kills per game poggers

[autumn copper]

How's bray's kpg and kdr better than mine, when Static knows I'm better than him lol

[burnt pecan]

^

[void spade]

bray's been no-lifing

[golden ivy]

ur not rdi

[autumn copper]

I def. am.

[burnt pecan]

he is tho

[golden ivy]

I have been playing all day and night for 2 days

im a god

[void spade]

every time he's here

[burnt pecan]

lol