off-topic-chat

[golden ivy]

but then is long wait through long wait

[patent osprey]

sheesh, I'll need an auto-clicker for perks soon...

[fossil stratus]

Oh so we can upgrade our stuff on mastery?? Just learned that

[jagged basin]

woo so close to teehee

[void spade]

You talking about the potions fivelike?

[patent osprey]

yea, mastery perks can be upgraded up to 4 times

but you have to complete that branch to upgrade it again

[young spire]

Does anyone else have the problem of their card decks not working properly?

[patent osprey]

pinned comment

[young spire]

Ah I see

Tnx

[patent osprey]

and now all th cards I have are 5*

[arctic badge]

On the iran news iran say's that they caught a entity on the radar they thought it was a American bomber plane so the missile defense system shot it down.

[patent osprey]

yea, the plane flew too soon after iran's missile launches and they were on a hair trigger

[void spade]

Sorry 180 people! Just accident haha no big deal amiright?

[patent osprey]

yeah, they accidentally ram straight into a missile and burst into flames

[void spade]

Just big oopsie!

[arctic badge]

I mean they could atleast scope it or somthin

[patent osprey]

that or notice it came from inside iran

[arctic badge]

Like actually know what it is

[jagged basin]

maybe have an ATC around

[patent osprey]

personally, I think that flight should have been cancelled altogether

that or get a military escort out of the airspace

just, not enough communication going on there

[arctic badge]

I mean when they did that, that's gonna make war happen any time soon

[patent osprey]

heavy sanctions maybe, but I doubt full on war from just that

[void spade]

Yeah US wont retaliate

[arctic badge]

I hope that the country's near iran dont get pulled into the fight like Iraq and turkey ect,

[void spade]

This will lead to sanctions and nothing else major

[patent osprey]

sanctions, condemnations, etc.

cause no one actually wants a war

[void spade]

Trump can't take the heat of impeachment AND getting us involved in ANOTHER war in the middle east

[patent osprey]

eh, the impeachment stuff is only helping him

and considering it was civilians killed, people would support it more

[arctic badge]

The thing that makes me pretty mad is when they dont punish America for stealing oil supplies from other countries

[patent osprey]

it's Iran that really doesn't want the war tbh

it's part of how they maintain power, they put up a strong front and "retaliate" after giving the people they're attacking forwarning, while trying to not go into a full blown war cause there are plenty of people that would take advantage of that to overthrow their government

[void spade]

I agree, especially when you consider they gave Iraq a warning before the missile strikes

[patent osprey]

yea, and they knew the iraqis would tell the us

it's all just political grandstanding

[arctic badge]

So I'm confused is Iraq with u.s or with iran

[patent osprey]

both

cause the whole ME is a shitshow

[arctic badge]

Interesting

[void spade]

Shits confusin yo

[patent osprey]

the europeans basically split up a bunch of different tribal lands and called them nations without caring what tribes were where

[near wharf]

can someone explain to me like

how close was ww3

[ruby lantern]

very

[void spade]

A little

[patent osprey]

it wasn't close at all

[void spade]

Nah it was totally possible

[patent osprey]

people were blowing it far out of proportions

[void spade]

We invited Soleimani to a talk in iraq

And killed him

[arctic badge]

It's where it gets close and then it's like no war

[ruby lantern]

The three answers: Very, A Little, and Not At All

perfect 5/7

[void spade]

That's pretty not cool

[near wharf]

wait

if ww3 didnt start

tf did i just get enlisted in??

[patent osprey]

we didn't invite him there though from my understanding, he was there covertly

[ruby lantern]

You got enlisted??

[void spade]

Uh oh

[patent osprey]

lul, congress would have to pass a bill for conscription

[ruby lantern]

@ draft bullshit

[void spade]

Lava bring the two sides together with the power of Idle Skilling

[arctic badge]

@near wharf but I mean look on the bright side we will have CoD 3

[patent osprey]

and they won't because it's all of the dem voters that would get drafted

[ashen orbit]

static, kill me, i wanna die from this embarrassment

[near wharf]

oh thats what i got drafted to

[void spade]

It's okay glax

[ashen orbit]

it isn't

[ruby lantern]

wait, what country are you in, lava?

[ashen orbit]

this is the second time this happened

[void spade]

America

[near wharf]

well,. iraq now

[ashen orbit]

[void spade]

USA! USA! USA!

[ruby lantern]

yikes fam

[void spade]

Lava how will we get our bob pins now

What about the cards!

[near wharf]

all taken care of

[void spade]

Oh yeah

[near wharf]

i told donald to sent them out while im gone

[patent osprey]

but yea, ww3 isn't gonna be like 1 and 2

[near wharf]

in exchange he gets 2 foil cards and 3 bob pins

[ruby lantern]

I came here to ask about code stuff, and now I'm watching politics go down

XD

[void spade]

Wow, i hope he'll sign them in a massive black sharpie

[patent osprey]

too much economic entanglement

[near wharf]

what will ww3 be

[arctic badge]

Guys if a nuclear war happens and theres a nuke swim in water it wont effect you? Am I right? (Minecraft)

[ruby lantern]

bad

[patent osprey]

more likely to be a war using said economics

[void spade]

Kinda shitty probably

[near wharf]

are there nukes in minecraft??

[ruby lantern]

modded

[patent osprey]

and cyber warfare

[near wharf]

oh

how close are we to rail guns

[snow hedge]

there's everything in minecraft

[ruby lantern]

we have railguns

[near wharf]

like the laser ones in video game

[patent osprey]

we have them already

[void spade]

Fuck @patent osprey they're gonna take my fucking neopets account

[near wharf]

the laser ones?

[ruby lantern]

just not the handheld kind

[snow hedge]

rail gun =/= laser gun

[near wharf]

well

one game i played

[patent osprey]

railguns are supermagnetic guns lol

[ruby lantern]

lazer guns are fictional

[near wharf]

called them rail guns

so blame them not me

[ruby lantern]

Railguns are real

[patent osprey]

we have them mounted on ships, powered by nuclear reactors

[ashen orbit]

lol

[ruby lantern]

I mean tracer could look like a Lazer but meh

[patent osprey]

250km range or so

[snow hedge]

i think there are 'laserguns' to shoot down missles for example

[arctic badge]

They're all real because they're all in area 51

[patent osprey]

those are in the test phase still

[void spade]

That's pretty sick klotz

[near wharf]

do people casually play games in the middle east?

[arctic badge]

When America goes boom we can see dem aliens

[snow hedge]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/AN/SEQ-3_Laser_Weapon_System

[patent osprey]

problem is lasers cost too much energy to deal with a barrage

[snow hedge]

yes there are

[near wharf]

or do they have bigger things on their plate

[ashen orbit]

probably?

[snow hedge]

cool

[near wharf]

wondering if my middle east downloads are bots

or just people chillin

[void spade]

Both probably

[ashen orbit]

probably people

[ruby lantern]

Is anyone here good with reading code or understanding it? I have some code that I think is base 64 but I dont know enough to check it. Could someone who understands this stuff check it out?

[near wharf]

no no i meant

ALL of them bots

[void spade]

@ruby lantern just throw it in a base64 converter

[ashen orbit]

probably people

[snow hedge]

why would all of them be bots

[void spade]

Plenty of browser based ones

[snow hedge]

they are normal people too

[ruby lantern]

@void spade already did. no coherent response at first pass

[patent osprey]

I like how the laser is mounted on the USS Ponce

[ashen orbit]

Lava

[void spade]

So probably not base64 then lmao

Glax

[ashen orbit]

will you finally fix mama mia?

[ruby lantern]

I mean what other codes end in ==?

[ashen orbit]

Static

[void spade]

Idk

[arctic badge]

@snow hedge I mean it's not a laser exactly but it works like one and it uses energy fast

[snow hedge]

how is it not a laser

[ruby lantern]

@void spade If I dm you the code, could you look at it?

[patent osprey]

for reference, https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/ponce

[void spade]

Yeah sure

[near wharf]

wait

[void spade]

Hit em wit da pimp laser

[patent osprey]

considering the ship is part of the navy, the jokes write themselves

[near wharf]

so i played this indie game that got like a million sales

super popular game still love it

and it had a boss called ponce de leon or sommething

[void spade]

Which one

[near wharf]

is that...

is there a different definition of ponce?

or is that it

[arctic badge]

How the hell are ya gonna aim with that laser anyways

[snow hedge]

it uses a solid state laser to generate a infrared laser pulse

[void spade]

Lava what game

[near wharf]

rogue legacy

[void spade]

Ayy i love that game

[snow hedge]

up to 30kw

that's a lot

[void spade]

I suck at it tho

[near wharf]

its on the iphone store

[void spade]

Really????

[near wharf]

yea its pretty neat

[void spade]

I didn't know it had a mobile version

I have on steam

[near wharf]

it only came out like a year ago

[void spade]

????

[near wharf]

on iphone

[void spade]

Oh

[snow hedge]

you play with touch control?

[near wharf]

no raid memes please

yea but its like

[void spade]

That sounds like it'd be really hard

[near wharf]

i beat the entire game on the iphone

well, ipad

and i never got bothered by the controls

[void spade]

Hmmm good devs then

Nice

[near wharf]

yea they talked about how

the delay between pc and iphone was in part bc they wanted to really get the controls right

[snow hedge]

well

rogue legacy came out in 2010 or so

[patent osprey]

still need defiled king z : /

[arctic badge]

@near wharf simple question, what's your first game ever

[near wharf]

supah dodge

it has like

750 plays?

[snow hedge]

so they worked 10 years on the mobile controls? 😂

[near wharf]

10??? thats ludicrous

[arctic badge]

Never heard of it lamo

[near wharf]

they only spent 6 years on the controls haha

[snow hedge]

ok

initial release was 2013

[near wharf]

brazt youre not meant to have heard of it haha

it was just my first flash game

its just a smily face you move around with the keyboard

and dodge other angry faces

[snow hedge]

nice

[arctic badge]

I guess it can be a time killer or somthin

[near wharf]

no leave it be lol

dont waste your time

[vital thorn]

Do away gain buffs work on splunking?

[snow hedge]

no

[near wharf]

nop

[vital thorn]

In the future........?

[snow hedge]

no

[near wharf]

maybe...

[snow hedge]

what

[patent osprey]

lol, been trying for occ y card for a while, go do emyg z and his drops...

[near wharf]

i purposefully didnt do it at first because i didnt want it to be too fast

[snow hedge]

😂

[near wharf]

its not like i didnt do it because i couldnt

[vital thorn]

Understood

[near wharf]

by default it was that way

[void spade]

Is that why chandelier 55 takes so long?

[snow hedge]

it's not like there where away bonuses for spelunking in alpha 1

[void spade]

🤔

[vital thorn]

Was just curious

[snow hedge]

🤔

[near wharf]

he means like the shrine?

and cards

[snow hedge]

yes

[near wharf]

lol i will never see zuppy again

[arctic badge]

Lava will you ever make idle skilling online

[near wharf]

thats actually really sad

maybe...

my next game will be though

[patent osprey]

will you ever release the event?

[vital thorn]

Oh, the name is a joke between me and another friend

[snow hedge]

idle skilling mmo

[near wharf]

i wont be called idle skilling smh lol

[void spade]

Bob class

[snow hedge]

it'll be the next wow

[near wharf]

you never know

[snow hedge]

then lava will actually make billions

[near wharf]

maybe it will 😎

[snow hedge]

i hope it will

[near wharf]

mom mom pleeeease

[void spade]

The race to the first level 60 Idle Skilling MMO character

[near wharf]

$5 for idle skilling MMO subscription

pls pls pls

[patent osprey]

need 7 cards other than the event ones : /

[errant forge]

Hey lava, you made 100 million
But zimbabwe dollars

[near wharf]

plsssss

[void spade]

I did that but for an Adventure Quest premium account

[near wharf]

loooooool same

[errant forge]

What is adventure quest

[near wharf]

i think i was like 7?

only cool kids know

[void spade]

Very old browser game

[near wharf]

dont tell him

smh

[errant forge]

Don't tell who

[near wharf]

it was like

i guess like final fantasy?

turn based

rpg

[void spade]

I spent so much time on that ugh, i still have my account too

Yeah

[near wharf]

i remember...

the rip in the sky

then

[void spade]

There was so much content too

[near wharf]

click into the stairs going down

then click on the book case

[void spade]

The dumb little red guy

[near wharf]

then you fight some level 50000 creature

twilly

the little red goblin man

[void spade]

Yeah

[arctic badge]

You know lava it's pretty insane that you play your game that you've gotten a very high leveled account, I mean can't you just code in to get the things you wanted

[errant forge]

AND MINI-LAVA

[near wharf]

and zorbac

the little blue evil goblin man

and uhm

[void spade]

Yeah!!

Artix

[near wharf]

what were the green lizards

those were the classic monsters

zards

zaaaards

[void spade]

Aaaaaa

So many flashbacks

Crazy how my brain can remember this

[near wharf]

did u ever get the blade of awe

[void spade]

But I'm at work and forget what email i was about to write

Uhhh

[near wharf]

thats the only weapon i remember

[void spade]

Is that the guardian weapon?

[near wharf]

you could like summon death, 1% chance

it was some sword

that something summmoned a dragon

or other things

[void spade]

Yes i had it

[near wharf]

randomly happened whenever you attacked

[arctic badge]

1% that's low as heck

[long glen]

Lava, excuse me, did you even play AQ? The blue midget isn't evil, he's ebil. There's a difference.

[near wharf]

yea it only happened 1 time to me

[errant forge]

Can someone link me to that game
I want to play

[void spade]

My favorite part of the game was always summons

[errant forge]

Please

[near wharf]

oh my god he was ebil huh

i do remember that

[void spade]

Just google it

[errant forge]

There is many games with the name "dungeon quest"

[near wharf]

dont play it lol

it is SO outdated

my god

[void spade]

Adventure quest

Yeah

[errant forge]

OH

[void spade]

It hasn't aged well

[near wharf]

literally dont play it

like actually

these only hold meaning because this is like decade old memories for us lol

[void spade]

And by that i mean it hasn't been updated with any QOL since i was like 10

Which was yeah almost 11 years ago

Oh no he's gone he's playing it

[patent osprey]

I kinda wish there was an online version of Munchkin

[near wharf]

i kinda wish my neopets could actually die and get the bittersweet ending they deserved

[void spade]

My favorite childhood games were Scooby Doo Cyber Chase on the PS1 and Mega Man X5 (which i speedrun now)

Scooby doo game fuckin slapped

[errant forge]

But seriously, can someone link me the game
I cannot find the link for it

[void spade]

Ondra please you don't want to do this

[near wharf]

go play neopets instead

[errant forge]

I SAID seriously

[void spade]

IT. ISNT. GOOD.

[near wharf]

neopets dot com

[long glen]

Here you go. https://www.battleon.com/

[near wharf]

battle on lol

[errant forge]

Thanks, Chyr.

[void spade]

Chy you monster

[keen galleon]

remember playing all their games lol

[patent osprey]

at least it's not outwar

[void spade]

The fucking WEBSITE HASN'T CHANGED AT ALLLLL

[near wharf]

is this what 2nd degree murder is

linking someone to go play aq

[void spade]

In 2020

[near wharf]

dragon fable

[keen galleon]

nowadays I cant understand any of it

[near wharf]

was better 😎

[errant forge]

The game version is V45.2

[void spade]

Yoooo!

[long glen]

Agreed, DF was better.

[void spade]

Dragon fable was awesome!

What was the uhhh

[keen galleon]

remember that one superhero game they tried making

[void spade]

Futuristic kinda one they made

[near wharf]

they also made a mech one

called mech quest

[void spade]

Yeah that one

I liked that one

[near wharf]

literally adventure quest

with robots

[void spade]

FUCK aq worlds

[near wharf]

lool

epic game

[void spade]

No i didn't like it

[patent osprey]

Conquer Online....

[keen galleon]

Aqw was my goto game as a kid
i spent so many hours grinding

[near wharf]

lool

[void spade]

Lava did you ever play any like mmos targeted for kids like toon town or wizards 101

[near wharf]

i remmeber when it was first released it had nothing to it

[void spade]

Yeah it was boring af

[near wharf]

they must have added stuff to it surely

i never played either

but heard about them extensively

[arctic badge]

I remember playing neopets coz I had this shiity pc and couldn't play anything so I would spend hours on it so I wanted to log in to my old account and now I dont remember my username and my password.

[errant forge]

The wayback machine is a godsend

I can download older versions of programs

[near wharf]

i spent all my time

[void spade]

Ondra are you fucking serious

[near wharf]

me being a 10/10 Chad and all

on miniclip's drawing thing

[void spade]

YOU'RE DOWNGRADING ADVENTURE QUEST?????

[near wharf]

dont remember what it was called

[patent osprey]

anyone here play Legend of Legaia on playstation?

[void spade]

No

[errant forge]

This way I got Curse Client V3.0.0 without the V6.0 clutter

[void spade]

Omg ondra don't you need an account?

I thought you already tried this

[patent osprey]

find a way to play it if you haven't

[near wharf]

did anyone play fly for fun

[void spade]

Uhhh

[near wharf]

my friend played that a lot and i always thought it looked very lame

[real lintel]

haha i did

[patent osprey]

oh god, flyff

[errant forge]

V6.0 just isn't a lightweight launcher for MC mods anymore.

[near wharf]

what did you do in that game?

[void spade]

No

[near wharf]

just fly, for fun?

[real lintel]

it was not great

[patent osprey]

I got to like, level 20 and got bored

[near wharf]

did you like fight monsters?

[long glen]

Most of my friends were banned from playing Toon Town by their parents. 😂 Don't remember why.
Our primary MMO was Knight Online, since not all of us could afford a WoW subscription every month.

[real lintel]

you just flew around on a hoverboard and abused party exp mechanics

[near wharf]

looool hoverboards

[arctic badge]

Anybody used to go to coolmathgames.com to play games on the school computers just me ok.

[void spade]

Chy my brothers had some private server they used and I also got to play on it

[near wharf]

i have never heard of knight online

[drowsy jasper]

I'm upset at all of you

[void spade]

For WoW

Oh hi joke master

[real lintel]

ah yes bratz the lemonade stand game was great

[drowsy jasper]

I looked at general chat

[near wharf]

i used coolmathgames to play games on the lab computers last year during lab class

dont tell the prof

[drowsy jasper]

then scrolled through for context

[long glen]

It's a korean MMO. Does have an english version too, but it's shit these days.

[drowsy jasper]

and now I missed the KM O key

[void spade]

Rip

[drowsy jasper]

you're all to blame

lol

[void spade]

Just kill him again

Ez clap

[near wharf]

bruh

i dont want to kill him again

[void spade]

👀

[near wharf]

are we still doing that

[arctic badge]

My go to game was runner and runner 2 on coolmathgames.com

[near wharf]

pretending that that guy isnt me

[void spade]

Forgot to switch account smh

[drowsy jasper]

oops

[patent osprey]

wait, is botany capped at 720? or is it another one of those wall levels

[near wharf]

not capped

[drowsy jasper]

allegedly

but someone would have to ask the dev

to really know

[void spade]

Im also stuck at 720

[near wharf]

wtf maybe it is?

[patent osprey]

it shows -1Q exp

[void spade]

My xp has been at -1Q for a long time, figured it was visual though

[real lintel]

id ask lava but....

[void spade]

Uh oh

[near wharf]

nah ignore that

thats just visual

[void spade]

Okay

Cool

[near wharf]

chy quick question

[void spade]

But yeah I can't go past 720

[near wharf]

considering you can look at code

is there any way i can put in something

[drowsy jasper]

ohhhhhh I know why you're stuck at 720

[long glen]

It's not capped, just takes a lot more exp to continue leveling. I was at 1066 when OG nerf hit, can't get anywhere near there now.

[near wharf]

that you couldnt decipher?

[drowsy jasper]

because you need to get good

[near wharf]

like if i made a godmode hack

you could simply look in the code for what the godmode variable is called

[void spade]

@drowsy jasper wowwwww

[arctic badge]

@drowsy jasper wow that's just insulting

[near wharf]

and what number it needs to be set at

[patent osprey]

k yea, I'm getting exp after using a 2h candy, it's just very, very little

[drowsy jasper]

[real lintel]

you just gotta write really shitty code 😄

[void spade]

You could obfuscate it but that's probably it from what i can think of

[errant forge]

I downgraded the launcher to V1.0

[near wharf]

yea i guess obfuscation is the best thing i can do

[void spade]

Ondra that's disgusting

[near wharf]

like if i had "mod" equipment

in the mmo game

[void spade]

Never post tbat shit again

[near wharf]

how to prevent hackers from knowing how to get it

[errant forge]

@void spade What

[real lintel]

yeah since android is java your code can be read but if you make it shitty it can be hard to understand 😛

[void spade]

Let adventure quest die

[near wharf]

its already dead

[errant forge]

Why

[void spade]

No just obfuscate don't write spaghetti code

[near wharf]

hes just digging up the corpse

idk how to obfuscate though

hackers are too smart theyll just figure it out

[long glen]

Lava, if you actually make an MMO, don't make the mistake of trusting the client. For anything. Verify everything that comes through to the server, assume the client is a lying bastard because it is.

[void spade]

^

[real lintel]

yes with android hackers will figure it out eventually

[void spade]

Hackers can't fuck with serverside code

[real lintel]

release on steam only and you will be good

[near wharf]

oh wait i forgot

i can just make it check your cloudsave email

[errant forge]

Basically, don't make it lucky-patchable

[near wharf]

and verify if that email is on liek a certain list that i make custom

[drowsy jasper]

wait

wait

wait

[near wharf]

well the problem is

[drowsy jasper]

wait

[near wharf]

if i do that

[void spade]

And if no list = insta delete god mode

[drowsy jasper]

step 1

[near wharf]

its online only

and people like playing offline

[arctic badge]

Imagine updating the game and losing all your progress

[real lintel]

yeah you can hardcode some list of emails but people may find a way to spoof being on your list

i doubt that is really a big concern though

[drowsy jasper]

step one lava is not telling everyone in the general chat of the games discord how you're going to do it

[void spade]

Hardcode based on ip

[near wharf]

LOL

if you think what im saying now

is what im actually gonna do

[drowsy jasper]

then I'm right

[real lintel]

shhhhh

[void spade]

Can't wait for godmode in idle skilling

[near wharf]

then youre

wait

then youre right?

is that right?

[real lintel]

probably

[void spade]

Yep

[near wharf]

ok wait you told me

to not tell people

then i said, "if you think what im saying now is what im actually gonna do"

[arctic badge]

@void spade you mean haxx

[near wharf]

then you would be right

[real lintel]

can we buy a gem upgrade to make grow all take 1 second?

[near wharf]

oh true

[void spade]

The joke master saga in Idle Skilling lore has been a confusing one

[errant forge]

If is AdventureQuest dead, how come it's still getting upgrades

[drowsy jasper]

@real lintel yea, it's there

[void spade]

Ondra because they're ghosts

[drowsy jasper]

just have to change your cloud save email to get the mod equipment

[near wharf]

you cant though

because youd need to login

[void spade]

The dev team is ghosts forever cursed to work on that old ass game

[near wharf]

and i think if i check email it would be server side

honestly sad

[drowsy jasper]

no I'm telling ganparse he can have his grow in one second

[near wharf]

if someone told me

youre gonna be making idle skilling 5-10 years fromm now

[drowsy jasper]

with the mod quipment

like he asked

[real lintel]

i think it would work if you get some google api plugins and check google login ids

[drowsy jasper]

here's the real thing

cheating happens when people are trying to be better

[near wharf]

well thats the thing

[drowsy jasper]

if someone cheats in this game

[near wharf]

im not sure there would be any real interaction

other than just hanging out

[drowsy jasper]

it doesn't hurt other players

[near wharf]

siunce people would fuck up the game in like 5 seconds

[drowsy jasper]

so theres that benefit

[near wharf]

all the tryhards would just drop max level equiups on the ground all day

[void spade]

Idle skilling mmo economy in shambles

[arctic badge]

@near wharf when did you start working on idle skilling?

[void spade]

Stock market crashing

[near wharf]

slime becomes defacto currency

over cash

[real lintel]

yum

[near wharf]

slime crashes

now its snail shells

i started like

[drowsy jasper]

@arctic badge about 8 weeks ago

[near wharf]

may 2018?

[void spade]

Then comes the SlimeCoin bubble

[patent osprey]

what is this, Venezuela?

[real lintel]

you should make god mode block chain

[errant forge]

Add z-coins to idle skilling

[real lintel]

you would probably get some vc backers

[near wharf]

i should make a $99.99 gem pack

[void spade]

I'll buy it

[errant forge]

Why

[near wharf]

which gives all other players +1000 gems

but you get 0

[void spade]

Wait no

[near wharf]

see if anyone buys it

[void spade]

Nvm

[real lintel]

lollololol i love it

[errant forge]

$99.99 gems? Why

[real lintel]

lava pls

[near wharf]

that would actually be super interesting

[void spade]

Me want gems

[near wharf]

if anyone would be like "im gonna do it, for the greater good!"

[real lintel]

give us a census of purchases too pls

[void spade]

Someone would get confused and do it

[near wharf]

basically like $500,000 of gems

[void spade]

And complain on here

[errant forge]

Imagine how many gems would people get in total

[near wharf]

for just $100

but you dont get any

[drowsy jasper]

fun fact #97: Idle skilling was originally made for mexican drug cartels to launder money

[snow hedge]

just collect 1$ from 100 people

easy

[void spade]

@drowsy jasper i knew it

[real lintel]

if you make it 10$ donated to cancer research you will get like 10X more purchases

[near wharf]

actuallyi

i fear if i made a $10 pack

[errant forge]

@near wharf
How would you even ban IS accounts

[near wharf]

and said 100% of it goes to chairy

charity

it wouldnt get more sales than it would otherwise get

well i grant them negative gems

and boom they are sad and die

[void spade]

LMAO

"boom they are sad and die" is very relatable

[near wharf]

what a professor says when he gives a student a failing grade

[drowsy jasper]

is cloud saving only an android thing?

[real lintel]

negative points then boom they are sad and die

[errant forge]

Why didn't anyone answer my question -_-

[near wharf]

i... did

[void spade]

@drowsy jasper yes

Ondra lava did answer

[errant forge]

Well then oof

[void spade]

Negative gems and then sad and die

[errant forge]

Negative gems lmao

[tardy crescent]

negative gems

[drowsy jasper]

what happens if people who aren't on android win gems 😐

[tardy crescent]

good to punish bad bois

[real lintel]

Set their account to have some value that causes an immediate index out of bounds error upon loading the game

close enough to a ba

n

[near wharf]

uhm not sure

[drowsy jasper]

lol

[near wharf]

give them extra cards?

[void spade]

@drowsy jasper die I guess

👀

SICK LEAK

[near wharf]

wait did he win????

wtff so lucky

[void spade]

No SS tho

Too fast

[drowsy jasper]

lol

[near wharf]

ohhh

[void spade]

But it's been downloaded to my internal database

Bye ondra idea

[near wharf]

if i had a better video

id totally try to do a raid shadow legends

[errant forge]

LOL

[near wharf]

start with tiny youtubers

see if it brings enough people in to be wirth the money

then just keep going if itis

[errant forge]

Fucking raid shadow legends lmao

[void spade]

If that doesn't work try nordvpn

Or meme merch

[near wharf]

i just dont get like

so people see the raid ads

and they actually go "wow this looks amazing! just the game for me"

even though it looks so generic?

[frail cedar]

Wow this looks amazing, just the game for me

[void spade]

Yeah

[errant forge]

It is so generic.

[void spade]

I mean people play Match 3 games out the ass

[patent osprey]

people see it so much that they basically get beaten into trying it

[errant forge]

I tried it out to see what was "good" about it.
Literally nothing

[near wharf]

i mean they must be else they wouldnt keep buying up ads

but

[void spade]

My mom has put more hours into candy crush than any other game I've ever played

[near wharf]

who spends money?

liek i get spending money on candy crush tbh

i never would but

i get it

[patent osprey]

whales

[near wharf]

but raid?

[void spade]

Whales

[near wharf]

no no lol

no

i mean

how can there be whales

[real lintel]

it amuses me to no end when i see "merge dragon" ads like wtf even is that game?

[near wharf]

who is like "wow this game is so unique, i will becoem a whale"

[frail cedar]

I still don't understand what rsl is

[errant forge]

My dad has been playing candy crush until like level 850, then he realized it's pay to win and quit

[patent osprey]

EVERY game has its whale

[near wharf]

i just dont get how though

like everybody who has plaid raid is like

[patent osprey]

it's just the way whales are

[near wharf]

"this is just absolute crap"

[patent osprey]

common people don't understand it

[near wharf]

whose the guy wholse like "... or is it ;)"

[frail cedar]

Tbh kind of wanna install it to find out

And then promptly uninstall

[near wharf]

no dont

well

[frail cedar]

No no

Like

[void spade]

Ashley it's not worth it

[real lintel]

i tried it for 5 min

[frail cedar]

I don't wanna play

[real lintel]

it sucks

[near wharf]

honestly not

[patent osprey]

like that one kid who spent 1.5k on gear in RoM so he could beat people in pvp

[near wharf]

it just boosts their numbers

[frail cedar]

I literally just want to see wtf it is

OHhhhh

Onay

[near wharf]

RoM?

realm of the Mad god?

[patent osprey]

Realms of Magic

[errant forge]

I agree with Lava, I found that Raid: Shadow Legends is bullshit
THEY FUCKING HAVE MICROTRANSACTION POP-UPS IN THE FUCKING TUTORIAL

[near wharf]

is that an equally generic game?

[patent osprey]

iirc

[drowsy jasper]

Oh yea, since I’m lava and everything

[patent osprey]

it's a wow clone, like, literally

[void spade]

Ondra its a mobile game what do you expect

[near wharf]

no but like

[void spade]

LOL

[near wharf]

who are the people

who dont immediately uninstall if they get showered with iaps immediately

[drowsy jasper]

I need to add remove the home bar from the game to the top of the priority list

[void spade]

God I love joke master

[near wharf]

joke can u turn your phone 180

does it fix 😎

[patent osprey]

excuse me, runes of magic

[near wharf]

or does the bar turn 180 too

[errant forge]

"WaNnA bUy ThIs SpEcIaL pAcKaGe FoR 50$ wItH 5$ wOrTh Of PrEmIuM cUrReNcY"

[patent osprey]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/808290/Runes_of_Magic/https://store.steampowered.com/app/808290/Runes_of_Magic/

Steam

Runes of Magic

EPIC ADVENTURESUnravel the history of Taborea in over 5,000 exciting quests. Fight against the forces of darkness with your hero and triumph over other players in thrilling siege battles. Unimaginable treasures and magical items beckon in reward.PERSONALIZED AND MAGICALHumans...

Metacritic

71

▶ Play video

[near wharf]

alright guys

i have a new goal

[long glen]

Some people enjoy seeing how far they can get without paying in p2w games.

[frail cedar]

Hey you! Buy the mastery pack!

Wait

[near wharf]

keep making games until i have a game as big as raid

then i can finally hve the answers to

how tf does this game make so much money

[near wharf]

nice its fixed!

[void spade]

Ooooof

[errant forge]

"Forget anything you know about mobile gaming, because Raid: Shadow Legends is the most unique 3D MMORPG you have ever seen".

[void spade]

It's true ondra

[near wharf]

loool i actually watched a vid

[void spade]

You can't lie about your video game

[near wharf]

about a guy who declined to do the ad

[void spade]

It's illegal

[near wharf]

and apparently its like super scripted

wonder how much they paid for internet historians latest vid

[void spade]

"YES! epic loot! Time to go upgrade my character and try out some pvp!"

[frail cedar]

It just works

Oh i just binge watched all of the historians videos

Like

[errant forge]

I made a long comment on reddit for a Raid: Shadow Legends as and it got like 50 upvotes

[frail cedar]

All of them

[near wharf]

i wonder whose the genius

whose like

guys

[drowsy jasper]

And now a moment of silence for my lost 150 gems lmao

[patent osprey]

ridge wallet > raid

[near wharf]

if we spend a few million dollars

[void spade]

I have a picture of my old kitten on Reddit with a few thousand upvotes haha @errant forge

[near wharf]

promoting raid via youtube

[frail cedar]

FREE?

ussr anthem play

[near wharf]

we can turn it into a "meme"

and all the boomer ceos are like "what is this... meme you speak of?"

and he like talks them through the whole strategy

[frail cedar]

Maymay

[errant forge]

Okay so not 50 but 25

[void spade]

Light mode aaaaaa

My eyessssss

[frail cedar]

MY EYES

[drowsy jasper]

ban @errant forge

[errant forge]

THERE IS NO DARK MODE ON OLDREDDIT

[drowsy jasper]

guys

new strat

[near wharf]

new strat

play raid

[real lintel]

lava the peoples name is EA

[drowsy jasper]

anytime we need something done in IS asap

we pool money

[near wharf]

love it 🖤

[drowsy jasper]

for IS youtube ads

[void spade]

Yes there is ondra

[near wharf]

then uninstall idle skilling

[void spade]

At least with RES

[frail cedar]

I'm good at marketing

[drowsy jasper]

super scripted IS youtube ads

[near wharf]

and play only raid

transfer all your gems to raid

[errant forge]

I don't use Reddit Enhancement Suite, sorry

[void spade]

I'm disgusted

[errant forge]

@near wharf Their currency is called "rubies"

[near wharf]

i could do is youtube ads joke

the problem is

[void spade]

Light mode uses smh

[near wharf]

i have no video for them to use

[void spade]

🤮

[real lintel]

if i ever become a youtuber lava can you write me a script for an idle skilling ad?

[near wharf]

i do, but the vids i have are terrible

[drowsy jasper]

real talk though lava, you need to change the app store pictures haha

[near wharf]

which ones?

the screenshots?

[patent osprey]

just show "gameplay" of like, a guy running up and stabbing bobs a few hundred times

[near wharf]

how should i change them

[drowsy jasper]

I've had two friends look at it and say "grow flowers, no fuck that shit"

[frail cedar]

Actually yeah lava, make a universal IS ad, I'll make my friends sell up on Twitch

[patent osprey]

and be "epic battles!!!"

[near wharf]

id love to improve them

[drowsy jasper]

lol

[near wharf]

hmm

[void spade]

Wow! I just did my daily crypt run, time to use all my gems for some buffs to my spelunkers!

[errant forge]

Twitch is fucking scummy

[void spade]

How Ondra

[tardy crescent]

[near wharf]

ive tried lots of combos joke

[real lintel]

if ive learned anything from advertising make the images in the appstore have nothing to do with actual gameplay

[errant forge]

THEY HAVE WATCHING ADS FOR FREE BITS BUT THAT'S ONLY IN THE US

[near wharf]

and the farming related ones always perform the best

[errant forge]

Others just get told "fuck you"

[near wharf]

so i guess your friends are just aggro

[void spade]

Ondra who cares about bits

[long glen]

... How is that scummy?

[frail cedar]

Oof

[patent osprey]

change the IS icon into a cute anime grill

[void spade]

You can't even do anything with bits except donate them as far as i know

[patent osprey]

guaranteed downloads

[frail cedar]

Imagine trying to market in Twitch but ondra is a debby dick downer

[errant forge]

Also their amazon prime ads are everywhere, even though there is Twitch Turbo which is better

[void spade]

Twitch prime is awesome

[golden ivy]

twitch bad

[void spade]

Cause you get it with amazon prime

[near wharf]

what did ur friends say about the other pics joke

sionce the flower one is like 3rd or 4th

[void spade]

Free subscription every month poggers

[drowsy jasper]

I call dibs on making an IS ad

making it over the next week

[errant forge]

Also their free trial policy sucks. Only people in the US get a 30 day trial, we? 7 day trial!

[drowsy jasper]

everyone get ready

[frail cedar]

🤷‍♂️

I'm the market person tho

Rekt

[void spade]

Ondra just pay for it

[golden ivy]

no

dont pay for twitch

its bad

[void spade]

Nut shut up

Where else ya gonna go

Mixer?

[errant forge]

@void spade Should I block you? I do not ever want to support amazon, they are fucking bitches

[void spade]

Facebook Gaming?

@errant forge ???????

[errant forge]

In fact I bought 50 gems on Mixer

[frail cedar]

I've been selling shit in this server since you were white, joke ;p

[drowsy jasper]

they just didnt get what the game was or was about from looking at the app store page

[errant forge]

Just to boycott twitch

[drowsy jasper]

but I get it because it's a hard game to explain over a few pictures

[void spade]

I mean yeah amazon kinda shitty but liiiike

If ur gonna block me over having prime you do you

[drowsy jasper]

The one person I got to DL it though understands now why I like it so much

[errant forge]

Having prime? No. Paying for it? Yes!

[near wharf]

this is the current order of screenshots joke

[void spade]

Yes I pay for it moron

[dim inlet]

Morning xp farmers

[void spade]

How else would I get it

[errant forge]

Fuck you, idiot

[near wharf]

1 2
3 4
5 6
7 8

[golden ivy]

no

[near wharf]

did ur friends express disinterest in any other pics

[drowsy jasper]

Yea, I just went onto the page and looked at it again after you asked

[frail cedar]

Reported for not showing enough bobs in advertising

[drowsy jasper]

I don't think it was as much disinterest in the pictures themselves

[golden ivy]

we need to see gameplay

[near wharf]

just the sentiment

[drowsy jasper]

it's that they looked through them quick and didn't understand what the game was about from them

[near wharf]

flowers are too girly we are MEN, fuck this this

-- your friends

[void spade]

Fuck this this

[frail cedar]

Tbh yeah, pics need a redux

[golden ivy]

the person named this: 😳

[drowsy jasper]

fuck this this

gottem

[near wharf]

wow making fun of his friends for their inability to speak english

[errant forge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/647739007676973056/665866738692390943/render_2020-01-12_00.36.41.gif

[long glen]

Fuck that this.

[near wharf]

not very tolerant

[dim inlet]

Show crusades instead of flowers, deus vult

[near wharf]

oh

yea like

[drowsy jasper]

my reaction when I see how long the construction times will be?

fuck this this

[frail cedar]

@near wharf i installed Idle because i thought it was going to be long winded and complicated, I'm a fringe demographic, you gotta work with normies

[near wharf]

is that better than flowers?

[dim inlet]

Much better imo

[golden ivy]

yes

[drowsy jasper]

@frail cedar looks like you were wrong though and your expectations werent met

[void spade]

I installed IS cause i saw my brother playing it

[drowsy jasper]

game takes like 20 minutes to beat

[errant forge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/647739007676973056/665867057086332958/render_2020-01-12_00.37.57.gif

[dim inlet]

Change the subtitle to something like: go burn the infidels

[frail cedar]

Tbf it's complicated enough

[void spade]

Ondra lmao

[near wharf]

joke next timme u see ur friends

[errant forge]

Only on twitch turbo

[near wharf]

tell them that their general disinterest actually influenced me

make them feel like gods

[frail cedar]

This is called bribery

[void spade]

Ondra I have awful news for you

Twitch is owned by Amazon

[errant forge]

They also removed ad-free on amazon prime but kept it on twitch turbo

[void spade]

So by paying for twitch turbo you're giving Amazon money

[drowsy jasper]

wouldn't it take the interest of someone important to do that?

jk jk

[errant forge]

That's why I spent on mixer instead of twitch

[frail cedar]

Speaking of paying for things, any Europe people that want nitro? or gems i guess

[void spade]

I think Europe people are asleep or smth

[errant forge]

I am european

[frail cedar]

They are?

[snow hedge]

yes

[void spade]

Idk what time it is anywhere that isn't pst

[snow hedge]

true

11am

[frail cedar]

But it's 4 am

[void spade]

Or est

[snow hedge]

all asleep

[frail cedar]

Where they at

[errant forge]

I AM EUROPEAN AND IT'S 12 AM

[odd pivot]

Yeah 11am everyone asleep

[snow hedge]

is it 12am or pm

[odd pivot]

11:40

[errant forge]

Idk which is noon

[void spade]

5:40 here

[frail cedar]

Pm

[void spade]

Est gang

Am

[errant forge]

Then it's 12 PM

[frail cedar]

Central gang

[near wharf]

do we all agree that

[long glen]

No.

[dim inlet]

Yes

[frail cedar]

Maybe

[snow hedge]

what

[dim inlet]

Possibly

[snow hedge]

do we all agree that pst is a noob time zone?

yes

[void spade]

Yes

[odd pivot]

Yes

[void spade]

Est gang

[near wharf]

that this is one of the better screenshots?

[frail cedar]

Somebody post my I'm a noob

[void spade]

Yeah

[errant forge]

I have 50 gems on mixer
What should I spend them on

[frail cedar]

And yes

[dim inlet]

Where dem pets at lavarino?

[odd pivot]

Replace the two key masters with bobs

[near wharf]

buy the overlord miner ondra

[void spade]

A better streaming service

[long glen]

Spend them on bits.

[near wharf]

mixer overlord miners are OP

[frail cedar]

^

[errant forge]

Okay then I'll buy Tyr

[void spade]

What big names are on mixer anyway. Besides ninja and that other guy that moved over there, shroud i think

I've never gone on it

[dim inlet]

The what

[errant forge]

Mixer doesn't pull bullshit and has 2 currencies, one of which you can obtain easily for free

[dim inlet]

Oh I see

[errant forge]

The second are gems and there is no way to obtain them for free, however it doesn't go to fucking amazon

[void spade]

I'll dedicate my monthly twitch prime sub to you ondra

[errant forge]

Yes?

[void spade]

Yes.

[dim inlet]

Which channel are you subbed to?

[void spade]

None atm

[dim inlet]

stonks

[frail cedar]

***Hey you! Short on miscs? Well once you bust into purgatory there's a shop where you can spend your hard earned money on hard to find items!

...wait, there isn't? Oh... nevermind then***

[errant forge]

Oh, also. Mixer doesn't have "subs" that cost money.

[void spade]

I usually sub to whatever fotm streamer I like at the time

[errant forge]

I think subs on twitch should cost bits

[void spade]

What's wrong with paid subs? They help the streamer

[errant forge]

Bits also give money to the streamer

[void spade]

Idk why twitch ever made bits

Dumb feature

[drowsy jasper]

I wouldn't worry too much about the individual pictures Lava

[errant forge]

And if Mixer ever planned on adding these subs, they would be for gems

[void spade]

Idk Microsoft doesn't always implement the best ideas

[snow hedge]

they made bits to be able to make money from donations

[void spade]

Gotcha

Makes sense

[errant forge]

Subbing is also donating

[snow hedge]

before that it was either donate via paypal or sub

[dim inlet]

You should sub to squilakilla, great content and emotes. Try to hit some of his ds1 streams when you have the time Static

[snow hedge]

now you have the option to use bits

[void spade]

I'll check him out

[errant forge]

You could just buy bits and use bits on subs
100000 bits for one sub

[void spade]

What's the point of that

[snow hedge]

which in some cases gives more of you money to the streamer i think

[void spade]

Just buy the sub

[errant forge]

Also the bits stole the Ethereum icon I think

[void spade]

Why buy bits and buy sub

[long glen]

Bits does have one big benefit for streamers: you don't have to worry about chargebacks.

[snow hedge]

yeah that too

[void spade]

And those cool bit widgets people have

[errant forge]

I have 50 gems on mixer, I would donate one to Static however IDK how

[void spade]

I don't have a mixer account I don't think

I might