i dont think it matters tbh
#off-topic-chat
near wharf
when i play cards, i never tell the difference between J Q K
i just see "oh its a picture card, lemme look for the letter"
low anchor
i'd say that hearts would have to be endurance, right? you literally have a heart in the game
golden ivy
he said fighting hearts
near wharf
their hp
low anchor
aah
void spade
I have no idea what spades would be
near wharf
anyoen guess the 4th suit?
low anchor
oops
autumn copper
Heart
golden ivy
mining?
tawdry seal
Ice cream
near wharf
clubs, gems, hearts, _____
low anchor
spades is mby
autumn copper
spades
golden ivy
just an s?
near wharf
i mean its literally in the game 
snow hedge
lol
low anchor
would it be the enemy spade
wispy dagger
spelunkers
near wharf
its the same as the arcade suits
void spade
There's a spade card
left reef
i dont get it anymore... if you were to buy the cards, you get a full deck or not?
golden ivy
L
autumn copper
Spade will definitely be pachinko
errant forge
A LEAF
burnt pecan
traces?
autumn copper
XD
tawdry seal
Crowns
near wharf
@left reef if you buy the Poker playing cards yes, you get a full deck
autumn copper
Candy
golden ivy
@near wharf L
errant forge
A LEAF
near wharf
if you buy the Monster Cards, you wouldnt get 52 cards
wispy dagger
papa fisto
golden ivy
left reef
ah i see xD
dim inlet
well so spades is a miner pickaxe
golden ivy
wait what who said correct thing?
autumn copper
3 of 4.
burnt pecan
lmao
low anchor
BOB
left reef
autumn copper
bandit bob
foggy thorn
golden ivy
then what was this about
near wharf
no thats a joke
autumn copper
meditating lava?
golden ivy
oh ok
low anchor
that's pretty cool
errant forge
IS
IT CROWNS
burnt pecan
something in farming?
golden ivy
guys it's just 1 letter
snow hedge
something from crusades?
golden ivy
he had the hangman thing for us
wispy dagger
Lool
foggy thorn
golden ivy
first three suits and _
dim inlet
shhh
safe isle
burnt pecan
a
void spade
Wait you said it's the same as arcade suits?
golden ivy
already tried that one andrew
near wharf
yes lol
void spade
So it's stars then?
near wharf
yes goddamn haha
burnt pecan
lol
near wharf
how did it take u guys that long loool
golden ivy
dude why did you have _ then
low anchor
we're fucking stupid lava lmao
golden ivy
i thought you meant it was just one letter
near wharf
_ is a blank
golden ivy
wth
tawdry seal
Should put ice creams on the edges really small on face cards
near wharf
haha no adam
golden ivy
make it bigger blank then
errant forge
:ww:
low anchor
near wharf
golden ivy
steep thunder
near wharf
see
golden ivy
oh ok
low anchor
it do that
snow hedge
______________________
near wharf
i did do it multiple lol
void spade
golden ivy
snow hedge
?
wispy dagger
incoming line spam
void spade
??
near wharf
??
void spade
Mobile works
autumn copper
We should play Skribblo
golden ivy
??
foggy thorn
??
wispy dagger
??
errant forge
burnt pecan
play krunker
golden ivy
lava have you krunked?
void spade
snow hedge
do you guys not know how to press _
void spade
Wait
burnt pecan
yea he did
near wharf
i played a few rounds
snow hedge
_________________
golden ivy
I wanna krunk
void spade
Mobile doesn't work
burnt pecan
remember
steep thunder
🇭 🇭
golden ivy
lets krunk
foggy thorn
near wharf
oof people dont like cards
burnt pecan
krunk time
void spade
@near wharf yeah you shot me
near wharf
ill have to remake the poll
void spade
Smh
near wharf
after i post pics of the cards
low anchor
near wharf
theyll come around im sure
foggy thorn
___________________
low anchor
oof
foggy thorn
what
golden ivy
when did you play and what was your name?
near wharf
guest 4
burnt pecan
4
golden ivy
lol ok
low anchor
lava i am excite for c a r d s
steep thunder
well
burnt pecan
someone start one
steep thunder
the poll is at 50/50
foggy thorn
static called him an idiot
golden ivy
but lava more than half of people said yes, that's more than i was expecting
errant forge
@near wharf When is V6.00 out
golden ivy
that's a good result i'd say
steep thunder
os i'm pretty sure it's a positive answer
dim inlet
Lava you need to make a mini lava funko pop
steep thunder
and so like Idle skilling merch would be cool
wispy dagger
wait wait wait... do you have a lava cash coin in the making for this?
near wharf
heres one thing im worried about
wispy dagger
lava cash chips?
autumn copper
Lava, if I donate to you $20, no gems, will you add permanent cardsplosions already
near wharf
and it explodes
golden ivy
lol
burnt pecan
lol
near wharf
like how do i prove my innocence?
steep thunder
golden ivy
you don't have to
autumn copper
Would be pretty hard for someone else to tamper with your mail.
near wharf
honestly a genuine fear i have going into this
burnt pecan
u dont
golden ivy
since there's no proof of your guilt
near wharf
but like it was my package
autumn copper
Also, send it certified.
snow hedge
what
steep thunder
Just say BlueHero is responsible for this
golden ivy
outside of someone else piggybacking of your delivery
burnt pecan
^
foggy thorn
but there's no proof of his innocence
void spade
@foggy thorn look he was on my team and i had no one else good and he started shooting me for 5-10 seconds don't judge me
steep thunder
wispy dagger
ive gotten packages from australia and japan
snow hedge
how often does something like this happen lava?...
near wharf
like ok so lets say this
wispy dagger
¯_(ツ)_/¯
near wharf
i send my package
golden ivy
if you stole a car and drove into someone, is it the fault of the person who owned the car or you?
wispy dagger
spets
near wharf
but your neighbors with the Dinkleburgs
tawdry seal
Just don’t send one to me -.-
near wharf
and they sabotage it with a bunch of TNT
wispy dagger
dinklespets
void spade
Lava I have a good idea
autumn copper
Send it Certified. They'll verify the contents.
burnt pecan
but what if they never see the person in the car andrew?
steep thunder
i don't have a door step : problem solved
void spade
Just send everything to me. I won't do that
autumn copper
That way, you'll be ruled out as a suspect.
tawdry seal
We for real have a bomb threat a month ago on base
errant forge
@near wharf Just attach a sticker to the opening which says "Return if sticker has been tampered with"
wispy dagger
why return it at all
burnt pecan
^
near wharf
but what if they ALSO have the same sticker ondra
and they just put the sticker over my tampered sticker
wispy dagger
lava stickers pls
tawdry seal
Oof
golden ivy
lava the postal service has stuff for this lol
burnt pecan
make a custom one
autumn copper
There's a bomb threat everywhere I go...
near wharf
so it looks like a normal sticker
foggy thorn
make two stickers
autumn copper
Cuz I'm the bomb
golden ivy
you won't go to jail for a crime you didn't commit
void spade
Wouldn't a bomb fuck up that sticker regardless?
errant forge
@near wharf Use serial numbers for the stickers.
snow hedge
lava literally hasn't sent a package in his life?
autumn copper
Adam, that...logic doesn't apply.
tawdry seal
Lmao
near wharf
i got a scam mail a few months ago with like "win a free tesla"
autumn copper
There are a lot of AA's in jail for shit they didn't do.
tawdry seal
Not suspicious at al
golden ivy
that's not what i meant
near wharf
and it had this frighteningly large rectangular black box on it
even though it was just an envolope
golden ivy
i mean the postal service has contingencies for this sorta stuff
wispy dagger
lava new monster: tesla car
void spade
@near wharf did you get your tesla?
near wharf
and i promptly threw it outside incase it blew up
golden ivy
ofc people go to jail for stuff they didn't do
near wharf
i did yea
void spade
Nice
wispy dagger
if it beeps it booms
burnt pecan
^
autumn copper
Lava, do you have an irrational fear that bombs are attached to everything?
golden ivy
killer queen isn't real you know
near wharf
i park it next to my mclarens
void spade
Now that i think of it are there any bombs in idle Skilling? 🤔
near wharf
hmm
wispy dagger
i just picture mini lava bombs exploding
errant forge
Heck, Lava, even yourself could have an mini-bomb implemented in yourself
near wharf
are there bombs?
autumn copper
Getting a body kit for a beat up VW does not make it a McLaren XD
golden ivy
don't think so
void spade
I don't think so
burnt pecan
glitter bomb in the packages
near wharf
ok wait did you guys know how expensive mclarens are
void spade
No
wispy dagger
more than a pack of cards
near wharf
i saw one at school and was like "woah thats probably like $100,000"
then i looked it up
snow hedge
more expensive then a tesla
near wharf
and theyre like $2,000,000+
errant forge
WHAT
tawdry seal
dull nymph
Yeah. Lol
void spade
That's a couple dollars
wispy dagger
lava has 2000000 daoolars
near wharf
i was like "woah look a vehicle worth more than my whole family"
void spade
LMAO
safe isle
lmfao adam
void spade
Adam
golden ivy
it's a joke lol
snow hedge
wtf adam
wispy dagger
lavas family 😢
spare vapor
!lavasux
raw folioBOT
no u 
errant forge
Lava's mother is Water and Lava's father is Rock
near wharf
oh they actually only start at $200,000
wispy dagger
you added an extra 0?!
near wharf
pfft thats like 2 minutes for me 😎
nah idk i just remember when i looked it up jodoc
google told me $2miillion
wispy dagger
thats how you make people think you're rich though
void spade
Lava your family didn't loan you a million dollars? How are you even living
wispy dagger
add 0s to everything
tawdry seal
The way I spent $$ on gems you should be able to buy one soon
near wharf
yea i know, im rich 😎
wispy dagger
$picy
void spade
Damn Lava 😍
near wharf
i should put that on a resume
snow hedge
lava where did you get the 2m$ figure?
void spade
Yes
golden ivy
lava are you looking for a gold digging husband?
errant forge
Lava, with $200K you could just buy yourself 10 nintendo switches and EVERY SINGLE game on it
near wharf
"made a game that generated $000,00 revenue"
errant forge
And a decade of NSO
near wharf
just to make it look impressive if they dont look hard enough
snow hedge
i'm seeing them starting at 200k
near wharf
yea klotz im not sure either, im seeing that too
void spade
@errant forge but that's not a McLaren
near wharf
its just when i looked it up on my phone last year, it said $2m somewhere
maybe my phone is bad
dim inlet
can you play idle skilling with a mclaren?
snow hedge
that's probably some super special edition
ripe olive
Guys, I think lava is either a robot or an alien
near wharf
well the one i saw was bright orange
wispy dagger
you need a mini lava bobble head that sticks in your car and bobbles everywhere you go
void spade
Idk daavi I don't have one
wispy dagger
hot
burnt pecan
lol
wispy dagger
think: GIANT MINI LAVA stickers all over your car
dim inlet
weebs can be rich
burnt pecan
^
snow hedge
you know they make cars in different colors, and the color usually doesn't mean the most in price right
void spade
Lava in my town there's a guy with a shit ton of random spiderman decals PLASTERED all over his truck
burnt pecan
so are furries
void spade
I see it all the time
errant forge
"Weeb" is a person which watches anime, not one that plays Pokémon
void spade
I might even have a picture hold on
near wharf
idk it was a SHINY orange thought klotz thats gotta mean something right
tawdry seal
golden ivy
the more oranger a car is the more expensiver it is
snow hedge
this one is only 4m$
foggy thorn
only
burnt pecan
only
golden ivy
´chump change
near wharf
tbh i dont go to an expensive school so
it was probably a LAMEO $300,000 mclaren
the poor guy :[
golden ivy
what a loser
wispy dagger
to buy a fancy car you need lava' next cash set in game that isnt out yet
safe isle
do you go to a UC school
foggy thorn
can't even afford a car that costs 4m
near wharf
maybe maybe not
foggy thorn
smh my head
errant forge
Hey guys, I just played the Pokémon Dungeon demo and I have finished it. But I don't want to throw away 1500 CZK on a game.
near wharf
tbh though how tf do people own those cars
safe isle
lol jw cause i thought they were all expensive
golden ivy
hey lava what school do you go to? i want to send you a package
near wharf
are they not afraid of crashing?
snow hedge
insurance?
wispy dagger
if they crash, someone else pays
golden ivy
I love crashing cars
errant forge
A package from a Russian person? That's suspicious
golden ivy
i'm not russian 🤔
near wharf
idk insurance or not theres still something scary about it
burnt pecan
^
foggy thorn
funny is russian
wispy dagger
get it reinforced all the way around and turn it into a ram car
near wharf
cyber truck
snow hedge
just get a tank
wispy dagger
bumper car everyone off the road
errant forge
But I heard that Adam is russian
burnt pecan
ps1 truck
snow hedge
less expensive too
near wharf
adam is russian
golden ivy
nop
void spade
I'd flex a cyber truck if i was rich
foggy thorn
da
safe isle
da fuq
errant forge
Hey guys, help me
I have a lock that cannot ever be unlocked, once it's locked it's locked forever
And I locked it on a stupid handle.
How do I get rid of it
safe isle
blow it up
foggy thorn
brute force
void spade
Why did you get a lock that can't be unlocked
near wharf
did you kill the keymaster ondra
burnt pecan
lmao
golden ivy
just unlock it what do you mean
safe isle
LMAO
near wharf
click on the key it drops
void spade
Ondra don't use candies either
autumn copper
golden ivy
did you skip the keymaster? you have to go back
burnt pecan
^
autumn copper
IS words
errant forge
The lock says "Ondra + [insert the name of my crush from elementary school here]"
burnt pecan
Susan
void spade
You're a bit old to be dating someone in elementary school no?
foggy thorn
karen
golden ivy
lava
safe isle
you don't know how old he is static
void spade
True
foggy thorn
wait what
golden ivy
we just assumed given your tendencies
wispy dagger
cameras are everywhere
foggy thorn
FBI is coming your way lava
errant forge
That girl looked MAGNIFICENT while I was in 1st and 2nd grade
But now? She has glasses and she is just... meh.
golden ivy
magnificent lmao
safe isle
uh
foggy thorn
you remember how she looks but not her name
golden ivy
he was the same age tho right
golden ivy
he's like 13
errant forge
@foggy thorn I remember her name but GDPR
near wharf
20 IQ person "wow lava thats creepy"
golden ivy
20000 iq*
safe isle
i had crushes in 3rd grade but i wouldnt be like "oh yea she was so hot when she was 8"
foggy thorn
wtf is GDPR
wispy dagger
remember about adding 0s
void spade
@errant forge what's wrong with glasses
near wharf
2000 IQ person "lava? dating something? "
safe isle
i have glasses and im a solid 4/10
wispy dagger
my glasses are invisible, they dont exist
foggy thorn
I don't have glasses and I'm a solid 2
near wharf
its not even that
dim inlet
tomato with glasses damn
errant forge
GDPR is basically a law that makes it so names or pictures of people CANNOT be posted on social media without the person's consent
near wharf
i could be a 10/10 (im not)
golden ivy
ur a 10
near wharf
problem is i just dont talk to people
wispy dagger
thats a lot of people's issues nowadays
void spade
That's the problem lava, your voice is so nice you need to talk more smh
safe isle
my problem is no one wants to date me
golden ivy
I would be willing to bet lava is a straight 10
wispy dagger
stuck to the inside world of an online multiverse
void spade
10?
golden ivy
8?
quartz lynx
What?
kind rover
Lava post a Pic
golden ivy
i'm a modest 11
near wharf
maybe a 10 on a bad day
golden ivy
YES
void spade
Wow i guessed right
dim inlet
andrew you just need to whisper in their ears with that deep voice: "citroen, creative technology"
wispy dagger
whats a good day
near wharf
10
errant forge
Idle Awards 2 was a really great game to play, but there isn't really much to do when you start earning alot of land and those other points so I can basically buy everything
void spade
Have you heard of idle Skilling ondra,?
golden ivy
Chicken oddysey is better
void spade
Heard the same guy made it
tawdry seal
Lava when are you adding more secrets?
golden ivy
that's a secret :)
errant forge
On ROBLOX, simulator games are a fucking plague
golden ivy
tomorrow
wispy dagger
thts the thing about secrets, they could be there now, you never know
void spade
Lava when's next update it's been like a couple weeks
near wharf
not sure
void spade
I need my dating sim
wispy dagger
lava dating sim
errant forge
I have around 750 ROBUX but idk where to spend them
burnt pecan
buy a hat
winged sigil
can you appoint a bot-master so we can get !mute working
wispy dagger
spend them on idle skilling
winged sigil
and stuff
errant forge
There is a dating sim
It's called Crush Crush
void spade
No i want Idle Skilling dating sim
burnt pecan
^
golden ivy
I love dating sims
near wharf
hey guys so what would you do
errant forge
But if you try simulators on ROBLOX, that's a fucking plague
Simulators are just repetitive games meant to milk the user for robux
snow hedge
lava play
golden ivy
report lava pls
burnt pecan
play lava
wispy dagger
if i could do i would do
golden ivy
aval yalp
wispy dagger
but i cant so i wont so i dont
winged sigil
I think lava has selective reading too
safe isle
lava has selective a lot of things 😂
golden ivy
truu
near wharf
what ould you guys do if a kid messagedd you
saying he accidentally bought gems he didnt mean to
tawdry seal
...
golden ivy
don't refund
near wharf
and his mom will get mad at him if he cant get a refund
kind rover
Lava, I would absolutely buy Idle Skilling cards.
Also congrats on winning a category on the incremental subreddit best of 2019 awards.
tawdry seal
Sounds like a parents problem
near wharf
then he quickly deletes that message and says
golden ivy
lol
near wharf
"whoops i didnt mean to say that"
winged sigil
lol
lucid geode
give him negative gems
golden ivy
obviously not refund
errant forge
My mom got mad at me for spending 100$ cumulatively in fucking december lmao
golden ivy
but you could just refund and remove the gems
winged sigil
just take his gems lol
kind rover
You say sorry no refunds all transactions are final
near wharf
im not gonna lie
lucid geode
-999999 gems
golden ivy
is that a challenge?
near wharf
like "Dear lava, FUCK you. your game is shit, and i hate my kids for playing it"
tawdry seal
^
safe isle
when i see bray's mom tonight i'll tell her
wispy dagger
😱
tawdry seal
Oof
kind rover
Charge back you could possibly, idk if it's possible, ban future in app purchases from his account
errant forge
Lava, refund him but then ban the IS account
wispy dagger
well you tell them they're shit
golden ivy
I don't think they would call you lava
burnt pecan
Ill tell my mom ur game has incest in it
wispy dagger
and their kid is amazing at selecting idle games
burnt pecan
lol
golden ivy
they would be like "dear developer of gam"
tawdry seal
My mom would probably be mad about how much I spend on phone games
near wharf
anyone know what overdraft mean
winged sigil
can you take gems via cloudsave
golden ivy
naw
tawdry seal
Yea
winged sigil
going over your cc limit
kind rover
Or that one mom complaining about demons in idle skilling
near wharf
someone did email me a while ago saying "my nephew bought tons of $20 packs and overdrafted my account"
tawdry seal
They charge you for spending money you don’t have lol
errant forge
Lava, just say that you'll refund it when V9.00 comes out, and then instead V9.00, release V9.01 @near wharf
void spade
@near wharf LMAO
near wharf
but we got it sorted out
golden ivy
they didn't have 20 bucks?
near wharf
and by sorted out i mean i told him to piss off (jk)
golden ivy
wow
wispy dagger
special snowflake
winged sigil
Hey Lava, can you appoint a bot-master so we can get !mute working
kind rover
tawdry seal
It’s like 5$ a day for every day overdrafted
near wharf
special snowflake?
golden ivy
the role
near wharf
is it nitro?
livid lava
wispy dagger
^^^^
errant forge
How did Květko even get special snowflake
winged sigil
no, it's a special snowflake
near wharf
whats it for
wispy dagger
it was on Bray originally
foggy thorn
for special snowflakes
winged sigil
for special snowflakes
livid lava
only qaqa has nitro that rich fck
golden ivy
then why don't i have it dude wtf
burnt pecan
he got it gifted
snow hedge
take it if you want it
burnt pecan
also it runs out in like 2 days
winged sigil
golden ivy
thank
wispy dagger
hmm
golden ivy
card hypeman?
golden ivy
what does that mean
foggy thorn
changed what
near wharf
hes in charge of hyping up cards
lucid geode
one day ill be a special snowflake
near wharf
so people buy them for $50000
autumn copper
Hey lava. Got the reports in to see who spends the most?
burnt pecan
one day ill be a jr. mod
near wharf
on PC i do
livid lava
who is the biggest whale ?
kind rover
Biggest whale was Nova back in the day
autumn copper
Google won't provide that info?
near wharf
all i know is how many billions of dollars the game has made
wispy dagger
whale cards 
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(3)
livid lava
oh
golden ivy
you forgot a few zeroes lava
tawdry seal
Ight I gotta head to work , imma send a picture of what I work on when I get there
autumn copper
What's the most spent on PC?
near wharf
imagine if thats all google told you
kind rover
Pretty sure Andrew spent more than me
snow hedge
0.00003
golden ivy
bb @tawdry seal
near wharf
"your game has made.... 0 billion"
wispy dagger
good luck silvia
kind rover
Lava can check our account I believe.
winged sigil
I mean andrew can just check it himself
near wharf
there is ONE way i could check
winged sigil
just use search in gmail
safe isle
i would have to do the math
kind rover
I deleted my purchase history so
near wharf
youd need to tell me your last time of purchase
winged sigil
lol
near wharf
and id look up what ID that pruchase is
errant forge
Hey guys! My credit card number ends with 4. Happy spending if you find the rest, the CVV number, and the exp. date
near wharf
its 444444444
safe isle
Order number: GPA.3327-5224-6802-44960
Order date: Jan 1, 2020 8:40:11 PM EST
kind rover
Lava check my dm to your alt and post it plz
safe isle
check that one
near wharf
post what
burnt pecan
lol
foggy thorn
😳
kind rover
My total spending
near wharf
😏
autumn copper
January 5, 2020
snow hedge
I'm 12 and what is a nudes
autumn copper
And before that, January 1st, 2020
foggy thorn
hi 12 and what is a nudes I'm kuaka
near wharf
ok it says right here
errant forge
NEVER EVER UPGRADE THE FIRMWARE OF PS4.
YOU CANNOT DOWNGRADE ONCE IT HAS BEEN INSTALLED.
near wharf
andrewtabs has spent $56,223
safe isle
sounds about right
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meteor has spent: $223,643
safe isle
w0w
burnt pecan
lol
kind rover
Swag!
foggy thorn
@errant forge WHY DO YOU CARE SO FUCKING MUCH ABOUT DOWNGRAGING
errant forge
How much did I spend LAVA
autumn copper
RDI has Spent: $999,999,999
golden ivy
I have spent 102.43$ cad
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shout out to the IGN reporter lurking in the chat
kind rover
Lol
burnt pecan
Magnum has spent: infinity
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cant wait to see "This player spent $223,000 in ONE GAME!!!!" headline
errant forge
Lava has spent: -8000$
livid lava
wtf 223
wispy dagger
hmm
livid lava
that is like almost a new console
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i wish i had some friend who was super into viral marketing
livid lava
lol
foggy thorn
wait if meteor spent 223k how much did nova spend
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and could help me try something out like
livid lava
WTF
burnt pecan
different
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a plan of like
burnt pecan
sure
autumn copper
I'm still fairly certain I've spent the most.
golden ivy
I have spent a good couple mil
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somehow getting a story out
errant forge
223k, but Zimbabwe dollars, where one US dollar is 100 TRILLION zimbabwe dollars
safe isle
lava i have a friend who writes for fortune magainze, want me to see if i can get you an interview
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that someone spent $250,000 on the game
livid lava
I spend like 3 nice meals in idle
wispy dagger
but that cost 250000?
autumn copper
Yeah, but then I'd get Shamed for all the money I spent on this game.
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tell him the headline can me
winged sigil
I've spent approximately -2,147,483,648€
autumn copper
250k on advertisement is pretty low.
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"meet the billionaire kid who is taking the gaming world by storm"
kind rover
"Hot single moms in your local area are now playing Idle Skilling. Click here to join them."
safe isle
lmao
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and we can just pretend that i made candy crush
and that idle skilling is just a new side game of mine
golden ivy
"Hot single moms in your local area are now playing Idle Skilling. Click here to join them."
foggy thorn
not funny
burnt pecan
single moms
foggy thorn
didn't laugh
autumn copper
Why you repeating Meteors jokes?
burnt pecan
my favorite moms
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ok REAL question
errant forge
I have spent one million dollars on the game.()
()zimbabwe dollars, where one US dollar equals 100 trillion zimbabwe dollars
kind rover
I am by far and large the more original poster here
autumn copper
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but you dont know exactly where it is
and it blends in with the wood floor
how do you find it?
foggy thorn
you don't
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wondering if anyone has the same strat as me
golden ivy
grab an elephant
kind rover
Get low and look around
kind rover
Look for a bump on the horizon
errant forge
I wonder how much kg does Lava weigh
golden ivy
literally just get on the ground and look around lol
just fill ur house with squirrels
wtf ondra
that's weird
winged sigil
lay down on the floor and roll around
dim inlet
you just need an elephant pet
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yea i put my head on the ground and look around for the horizon bump haha
kind rover
Ayyyy great minds think alike
burnt pecan
why do you ask lava?
burnt pecan
lol
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i literally did
... wait
did i throw it out after finding it
or did i eat it
i dont remember
golden ivy
im outtside ur window
kind rover
Now, he spent 5 seconds looking for it and now the peanut is moving ala hoops
foggy thorn
eat
autumn copper
You ate it. No need to lie.
golden ivy
it has shell so its ok to eat
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not gonna lie
errant forge
Firmware downgrade IS possible on Switches, but only on UNPATCHED switches. If your unit is patched, you are fucked.
livid lava
idk just step on it, yell, and there u have a peanut
foggy thorn
dude
autumn copper
Peanuts....shells?
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i really like shooting trashcan hoops whenever i can
golden ivy
ok
autumn copper
What? He's not eating a pistachio
foggy thorn
why do you care so fucking much about downgrading
burnt pecan
no one cares ondra
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despite having a game with hoops in it
winged sigil
ondra who cares
foggy thorn
fuck it
golden ivy
USE A TI-87
foggy thorn
downgrade life
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ondra whom care
foggy thorn
become a baby again
livid lava
who cares ondra
burnt pecan
nein
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care whos ondra
winged sigil
Hey Lava, can you appoint a bot-master so we can get !mute working
autumn copper
Why would I wanna downgrade my Switch? Works perfectly fine.
golden ivy
idle skilling is now entirely text based
burnt pecan
ondra cares who
livid lava
whom shall cares ondra
golden ivy
I cant read tho
safe isle
you can hack a 9.1 switch
kind rover
Idle Skilling: Dwarf Fortress edition
golden ivy
Thy wonders who shallst care?
autumn copper
Why would you want to though?
errant forge
Downgrade your brain's FW from V7.3.2 to ALPHA V0.3.2 and become dumb again
burnt pecan
for old programming
livid lava
because no cracked games reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
burnt pecan
bugs and stuff
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what do you do
burnt pecan
exploits
kind rover
Your mom
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when a friend sends you a picture of someone in the snow
and says "climate change, huh?"
burnt pecan
join them
foggy thorn
it's currently 50 outside
kind rover
Global temp is rising
livid lava
u say "I do not live in murica, there is no snow in my country"
golden ivy
climate change does not mean winter doesn't happen
burnt pecan
flat earthers be like:
autumn copper
Then you reply "This is why we can't have nice things, Dan."
safe isle
ask them why's 70 in dc right now
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its such an infallible argument
woven apex
You start a cult of course
kind rover
Or post a Pic of australia
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do i just concede to their greatness?
golden ivy
here in canada we don't have climate change
i think you have to
at that point
because we dont exist
livid lava
idk just send him a dick pic who knows
errant forge
My brother insisted on upgrading my patched switch from V4.1.0 to V9.1.0. V4.1.0 was hackable, but he just INSISTED.
winged sigil
tell them to go burn in the bush fires
burnt pecan
^
rose blade
Get them out of your friend list
golden ivy
ondra who cares
safe isle
you can still hack a 9.1 switch bro
kind rover
500+m animals gone. Sad
errant forge
How if it's patched?
livid lava
B R O JUST DO IT
rose blade
As they do not meet the minimal IQ required
autumn copper
Ondra, you are having a conversation with yourself.
golden ivy
^
burnt pecan
^^
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V
safe isle
errant forge
DUDE
Running AutoRCM on a PATCHED switch is a surefire way to HARDBRICK your switch
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for real though
rose blade
Good
golden ivy
what do i TELL him?
livid lava
KISS HIM THEN
foggy thorn
death
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how do people get those tickets to shows that sell out instantly?
autumn copper
Do I have someone blocked that he's talking to?
livid lava
KISS HIM SOFTLY
golden ivy
bots i guess
autumn copper
Or am I just going insane?
foggy thorn
@near wharf they have bots
golden ivy
time travel lava
burnt pecan
mouth to mouth
kind rover
Use a bot lava
safe isle
@near wharf i do that, have made a lot of money
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but like how come a lot of people are teenagers?
livid lava
ya and then call him sugar gay
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do the teenagers have bots?
golden ivy
they grab some old car and kick it up to 88
foggy thorn
probably
burnt pecan
yes
golden ivy
sure why not
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or do the teenagers buy the tix from people with bots
golden ivy
scalpers have bots
burnt pecan
I would have a bot for that
kind rover
The teens generally buy scalped tickets
golden ivy
teenagers buy from scalpers
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ok that makes sense
livid lava
teenagers should not have theirs fantasies and imaginery friends... that are for pre school kids
woven apex
The teens are the bots
foggy thorn
tickets
kind rover
I do
golden ivy
nah
rose blade
Don't mind me I'm posting cringe
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i played it a bit yesterday
autumn copper
Wasn't that a bejeweled knockoff?
burnt pecan
lmao
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LOL rdi no its a tower defense game
errant forge
burnt pecan
bejewled knockoff
autumn copper
My bad.
livid lava
12y ago I mostly play some educational kids game lol
kind rover
I've read a lot of reviews. Looks hard but good
I've played since the first game released
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idk why people are saying its hard
golden ivy
@errant forge stop
burnt pecan
^
kind rover
Trials maps some are crazy hard.
rose blade
I wanna try Escape from Tarkov but it's a bit expensive
golden ivy
i quit frostborn in 40 mins
woven apex
Hi an ooga booga, I'm King
golden ivy
the difficulty is not fun
rose blade
It's a very realistic fps in beta
autumn copper
I'm over here waiting for DBZ: Kakarot.
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but those are such easy levels
golden ivy
the last game was so much fun i had like 40 hours in it before it got real hard
foggy thorn
guys do not upgrade your switch to v9.1
burnt pecan
lol
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did you just not upgrade your gems lol
golden ivy
lol ofc i did
kind rover
Lava are poison traps still op?
burnt pecan
shut kuak'
livid lava
just play astroneer 24/7 like me
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they seem pretty good though
kind rover
Gotcha. I'll find out soon.
burnt pecan
astroneer is good
autumn copper
Know what's frustrating?
kind rover
It's my birthday and I'm treating myself to gemcraft
golden ivy
my dad is making me get treated for lice
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astroneer has a tragic development story
golden ivy
fork
autumn copper
Having PTSD that gets triggered by loud noises....
burnt pecan
lol
wispy dagger
hmmm
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has anyone seen the documentary about it
livid lava
oh i do not know about that
autumn copper
And then having hillbillies fire their guns in the woods near my house
livid lava
lol
burnt pecan
no, but ive heard about it
woven apex
Fire back Rdi
golden ivy
^
wispy dagger
krunk back
autumn copper
I'm anti-2nd Amendment.
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rdi fire your gun in the air
livid lava
"The Untold Story Behind Astroneer's Difficult Development"
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and go "aaaah"
burnt pecan
just shoot an airsoft gun
livid lava
I do nto have guns
wispy dagger
fire a cannon into the sky
autumn copper
I have 0 guns. Lots of knives/swords/axes. But no guns.
kind rover
Damn, ptsd? I'm so sorry bro
autumn copper
Not safe for me to have one.
burnt pecan
not even airsoft?
autumn copper
Appreciated.
woven apex
Threaten them with an intercontinental nuclear missile
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ptsd?
livid lava
no lol
safe isle
@errant forge "patched" there refers to newer switches that come with the fusee-gelee exploit patched out, NOT updating a pre-patched switch to a new firmware
livid lava
my younger brother has nerfs
autumn copper
Don't get me wrong, I love the visual appeal of guns, and I can play gun games just fine.
But shit like a car door slamming too loudly can cause me to panic.
woven apex
Damn that sucks
autumn copper
Anyways, enough about me.
kind rover
Yo I legit hate people slamming doors. What the fuck
burnt pecan
I can understand people not liking guns, I on the other hand, am completely deaf, and loud noises are a lot of fun.
autumn copper
I just wanted to trash talk the hillbillies
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you wouldve loved one professor i had
he would routinely slap a meterstick on a table
woven apex
The one you showed Is too?
kind rover
Those are funny tho
autumn copper
Woulda eventually slapped that stick across his face.
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and i would routinely sit in the front row
and routinely be scared shitless by it haha
burnt pecan
my ap chem teacher cant keep a consistent voice volume. Sometimes hes practically whispering, and in a split second he goes to shouting
livid lava
oh I fcking love guns... but u know u have to have licence in my country and it is not fun to get
woven apex
You have more than one professor??!
autumn copper
Like..."You needa stop"
golden ivy
dress up as a table and sue him for assault
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yea i was like "cmon mman"
burnt pecan
anyone play airsoft though?
livid lava
no
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i used to have an airsoft pistol
livid lava
i do photos tho
kind rover
Alright I gotta do stuff then I'll do some gemmy craffty
livid lava
so I shoot too
tawdry seal
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i hate how the bullets always go up
burnt pecan
I got a small collection
woven apex
Just aim down lol