#off-topic-chat
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they have a "multibuy offer"
like buy 2 get 1 free sort of thing
but its
buy 15,000
get 135,000 free
lol
Wtf
not even kidding i have no clue who would buy that
wut
but its there and its an offer

shipping 150,000 packs costs
$50,000,000
so id appreciate you picking up that tab thx
Got you fam
Send the bill
I could actually front the extra cost of a couple cards tho
yea but i mean
🤷♂️
i only have so many billions, you know?
Fr lava how many you want to ship out, I'll send some lol
well
im gonna see if people like the cards
gonna see if I like the cards too
then i may just set up a little shop ppl can buy a pack or two
Sell them on the school playground
"hey kid, wanna buy some bobs"
only their cards enter and exit
i sell bobs on a daily basis
Anyone got a Idle Skilling speedrun posted?
Yes
Ye
Bob%
"first cosmic potion, any%"
Take Chy's Funny
How would lava know if you spent 900 gems on the new potion thingy
You tell him
9
damage, any%
Spooky
its very fun when someones like
Lava knows...
"hey i need this i lost it"
and im like ".... are you sure ;)"
and theyre like ".... crap"
Lmao
Lava i misplaced my mod role
theyre so scared they always typo and say crpa
Maybe there's purchase history or whatever just hidden somewhere
Lava now I think about I bought 10k potion scrolls yesterday and lost them all
honestly looking forward to these getting shipped
image saved
Idle Skilling customer service when?
you can keep the customer service, I just want the event~
Service 24/7
finally 250 research
Oop
5 gems to someone who gets it right it 4 seconds
It's the event of resetting your game part way
Times up
What is happening?
I thought you asked what ascension was
No, ascention
ffs
for a second i thought the shipping was in a year
since it said 2020
forgot that thats kind like how it is
it do be that way
I was just deeply pondering emulating, because i already use my pee sea for literally everything minus the fringe things i do on my xbox
yo what
apparently
the endings to streets
like how they end in "street" or "road" or "avenue"
actually mean something
Are you just learning this
its fascinating
I'm just gonna guess that you can get dupes from the 6* card packs
Yes
And i agree, different types of roads are cool
sinec it chooses from all 400 or 500 or however many there are
"crescent is a windy s like shape, or just a crescent shape, for the record, above definition of bay was also given to me for crescent"
"bay is a small road where both ends link to the same connecting road"
yea, but if you have all the ones at 6* that you can, well
Wtf did I log in to
I enjoy boulevards
We need to steer this back to appropriate topics more common to this channel
County highways are nice too
Fun fact: In Swedish, it's impossible to say "a scared lion"
Our moon is named moon even tho other moons exist
Nono
Neptune has rings but nobody cares
well, the official name is Luna, which is just latin for moon
It's named Luna, but we refer to it as "The Moon" while on earth
Maybe
and the URL for a second ahd the word
just like the sun is named Sol and earth Terra
$50M?
I mean
thats not a good typo
Did you want to buy things
thats like something i would do not a big company
i feel like its a scam
like thopse emails that purposefully have typos
Tread cautiously
maybe they started out small and ascented to bigger company
ascentioned*
sorry
Rised
About third grade spelling yeah
Above'ned
oh its a song ok
Ye
backstreet ghetto spinoff series of 90210
Tommy Tutone's official music video for '867-5309/Jenny'. Click to listen to Tommy Tutone on Spotify: http://smarturl.it/TommyTutoneSpotify?IQid=TommyT867
As featured on Tommy Tutone: Super Hits. Click to buy the track or album via iTunes: http://smarturl.it/8675309?IQid=Tom...
oh its the actual name of the song?
A magic image card would be cool to go with the holo card. To mess with people that are “immune” to magic eye.
Lava, can I give a special thanks for more often asylum keys thanks to mastery? That felt like one of my biggest barriers for a bit.
Ya gotta dm stuff like that or there's a chance your post will sink into the chat and never be seen
Rn probably fine tho
Really slow
Yeah, didn't want to pester him with a ping though.
Do moons really need names?
Yes
They're already identified by their planets
I mean that
They need at least specific identifiers
Like Earth Moon-a or something
Moon moon moon moon and moon are fine
Lmao
I mean, when you're like saturn and have over 57 moons
Newfoundmoon newwalesmoon , I should’ve been an explorer
NS-Sol-VI-57 or something, probably
El moono
Yes, that's exactly how naming stellar bodies goes
Jeezus guys
"Orbiting body" - "name of object" - (designation/number/type/ect)
Nothing fancy
And I'm sure nasa does this even less complicated
So, if ya had 57 moons it would be known
well, names also tend to be given by the discoverer
like Far Out and Far Far Out, as well as Kojima-1
Ye if i discovered stellar bodies I'd be boring about it. Nep-Sat<14>_Ghyridian, how I'd name a moon of Neptune if it had 14
Who was Far Out named from? Snoop Dogg?
it was named that cause it was the furthest object in the solar system, for a month
hence far far out
Latin names are simple because people were simple, today people are just being lazy
I guess there are only so many words though, the planets are named after gods. Maybe we need more religion
hi
Sup
Oh wow.... The tunnel upgrades are rather expensive when you unlock it
Welp, looks like it's time for another ascension
Yes expensive early game. They draw on everything
1.7k AP to spend this time
Ah yes ascending, that used to be nice to do back in the day, now it's all blank screens
Android > IOS > Pc
^ lava thinks that way too
no lol
Yeet
pc is a
Heck yes, I see blood vessels a few monsters away 😮
do you see them
See what @frank moth
them
them bloody blood vessels
This guy is my spirit animal now. I want to slide like that, except with a knife. 😂 https://www.reddit.com/r/KrunkerIO/comments/elr16n/slide_hop_gang_last_shot_was_nice_though/
that fov tho
I'm two levels away from orangee
@dim inlet Budokai tenkaichi 2 was my favourite, I'm looking for another good one
Should I play 3?
🐧
I recently played bt2 but the fighting mechanics are bit too slow than I'm used too
I tried to break a nes controller in half plenty but they were just too damn well made
Or I was a weak child
so you just get even more frustaded and break your desk
I used to hit people who was close to me when I was angry but I don't do that anymore I was an asshole
wtf was that in achiev tab lol
I missed it
I didn't see it
someone prob choose wrong pic from their phone
The resource needed to upgrade Sitty Chair lvl 13 in construction.. what is that? Looks like ice cubes? Cant find ti anywhere in the game :S
There’s a fish that looks like an ice cube
Oh!
imagine talking in #achievement-pics
Its a treasure from splunking
its prob new crop
a place a for pics
Idk if that’s it though
Oh is it not a treasure
kuaka someone posted a completely random pic in achiev tab
I don't know how to find proof of purchase on Android
it's gone ?
ITs totaly not a fish, i have 42 billion of it but cant find where to famr it
I couldnt interpret it bcs it got deledt pretty fast, I guess it was a school photobook
go to the playstore chaos
@upper heart Playstore
lol
I've bought the tunnel pack and the new one lmao
Welcome to the VIP club
I sent a screenshot of proof from email lava accepted it
pretty sure they also send you and email
Go to PlayStore > Account > Purchase History
I'm really stupid guys
yes
yeah I just needed to send a screenshot of purchase history
it's ok
Thanks everyone
you can be stupid I guess
y ep
I pretend not to be stupid
ok
i can die happy
now kill it
bob come to me
I'm so cold
and I thought it was the best pet aka basketball
Is it a rescue?
if you talk about your cat you have to show it
he's a cute boy
what if you talk about genitals?
Not fully? He was my brother's but he got left behind
no heiz
He's an old boy of about 12
Left behind? Is your brother satan
long lost brother found
No but we do make the joke Bob is
Heres a pic of mine, such a chill boi
No he moved with his dad when mom moved
it's his cat
ah heck, that sucks man :'(
what
I'm sick
i saw someone vomit water the fuc
Where you at. I'll come help
water torture
hi sick
If only we can
Oh yeah I'll have to cross a few rivers, and an ocean
Chronic fatigue and joint issues plus coming down sick is not fun kiddos
and some 💦
stay hidrated kids
I think Heiz needs a hug
But yeah that's Bob
All hail king bob
He is very happy about that
Haha
I love Bob
man you gonna lose that cat in this mess you call a house
he's sick don't bully
Dude, he just told us he's sick
It's actually not that bad
Hi sick
Joke already done
plus you can't judge someones whole house based off like a corner of one room lmao
thats prob why you're sick
Because some chuckle decided to turn the closet into laundry room
Not really
I have chronic health problems
But go off
Clean boxes?
Dude...
I've been like this since I was a kid
@dim inlet you sound like some kinda health awareness video I'd watch in middle school
So please tell me how clean boxes now caused that
I used to get so sick I had to crawl to the bathroom
But if you’re a hyperchondriac you’ll never build up any immunities and probably die from a cold. There’s a balance
I'm really confused because I'm not a hypochondriac
I'm like the opposite at this point
I'm like guess I'll die lol
Don’t do that
Anyway I just wanted to show off my cat tf
who will love Bob???????
nononono
Go on
my room a bit messy rn
lava showed us a pic from the gifts with bobs on it
good thing I'm 4000 km away from so I wont get mad if I dont get those
Will he send it Internationally?
I'm also doing stuff for work atm
they start with c okey
Okay
also my geography abilities SUCK ASS
I don't know where SHIT is
I know that cali is on the uhhhh left
same
I know where florida is cause I live here
florida man
I'm forced to learn my states because when someone tells me what state they're from/in they like to make sure I know where it is
Also I like to know
when people tell me what state they live in I just YEET that shit into my mental trashcan
immediately forgotten
bye!
I do that with names
also birthdays
"Hi, erm, human"
I can remember mine and my boyfriends and uhhhhhhhh my brothers
My brain just files stuff wherever it feels like
birthdays are easy since facebook is a thing
exactly
I was about to say my brain lol
I forget as much as I remember at least, only so much space up there
Probably more
YOU'LL NEVER FORGET MY NAME
but ask me shit about some games and I can tell everything, thats how it works I guess
Dark souls 2 or 3?
Well definitely more, deliberately I mean
Ask me a question and half the time I'll think of the answer latet
ds3, never bothered playing ds2
Later* When not even thinking about it
I watch a lot of runs tho
In the middle of something I'm like !
happy hob is trying a no hit in ds2 for like 4 months
@dim inlet do you watch Distortion2?
sometimes I watch him
I watched his death strange wr attempt lol
I got to watch when Ape skip got discovered
!rank
Максимилиан Светоносный, this command is disabled in this channel
#bot-commands
meh, need another 70m seals
those names scary me
what
imagine being a child and having to decorate that

lol wtf
well, considering you'd understand cyrillic if you had to decorate it as a child
Idk
no idea, I don't know it lol
i only speak american so
U cant read what
if you ain't talkin bacon and burgers I ain't talkin
that guy's name above that's in cyrillic
that guys name
Ah yes the queens american
Oh ok idk what ur talking about anymore
Palaeography
At least you didn't call traffic furniture like I managed to do once?
at least you didn't call lava an idiot like I did yesterday
Years and years later still get fun poked at me for that.
it wasn't my fault though
his fault for not making an account on the game we were all playing
and SHOOTING ME even though we were on the same TEAM
@upper heart "Sorry guys, all this furniture was fucking INSANE so I ran late"
No @dim inlet I probably just lost any chances I may have had of getting Jr. mod
Static can you get a screenshot
Yee
you better at teehee, jr mod is a meme
Look at all the... Brain freezes
Furniture out there jfc
Wait
No that's not right
I tried for 5 mins
I actually could get stuff but it makes no sense
thats gold dude, post that on achiev tab
LazyFlame2
there never was a guest 5
Kuaka in a game before there was
when we did ctf
oh then he was 8?
hey fellow pc player, when you cant even ascend properly dev is playing shit games to procastinate
lol
@dim inlet I believe you can still ascend you just can't see what you are getting
kuaka can I post in achievement pics as a half-meme half-achievement of my stupidity?
if u don't want me to it's cool
So if you are in need of ascending just do it
but you have to give some context so the nerds understand
I will
what
I know this is kinda off topic but I got vac banned yesterday on csgo and got unbannedtoday 😓
🆒
@void spade dude I legit have no clue of what you said
~I'm not that cool.
knife only
is it that minecraft fps?
or pistol
I never said it was shit tho
u did
I just called it roblox csgo
No I said lava were playing shit games
shit games
Haha
yeah he was playing krunkee
hmm, closest approximation forhis name is Maximillian Svetonosnyt
when I called him an idiot
lol
that I can come up with
I think we are all idiots
hmm, closest approximation forhis name is Maximillian Svetonosnyt
@patent osprey Svetonosnyi
honestly that whole exchange is more proof for Joke Master being lava
Lightbringer
because Joke Master was on enemy team so makes sense he would shoot me when he saw me
thas like a XVI century kings name
I knew something was wrong, forgot to count that thing above the last letter
! Rank
oh man you really did the translating what a hero
no
@rich shadow #bot-commands
Carrying this team.
Damn chy you're kicking those Guests' asses
3 - 10 (guest 1)
I'm just goin by an approximate pronunciation using the wiki lol
Am I too old to play it??
Is it better than roblox csgo? I've played that once and it was hard
oh shit really?
is chyr that guy who does knife slides?
That’s what I said
I bought it for like 30
best strat
infinite ammo and hitkill too op
A year later it’s free
It completely went to shit after f2p
not surprised
They implemented a battle pass
you really did posted that into achiev lol
absolutely
I never want to forget it
I was laughing so hard
yknow when I first downloaded Idle Skilling I definitely never thought I'd end up playing a browser FPS with the creator of it
we now need lava to play mc
time to shit on some kids before I go to work
game related room in gartic, when?
soon
what make u say that?
Exactly
how could u 2 know
You don't, thats the thing
all I know is Lava and me played league at the same time for at least 3+ years
cause I've been playing since 2013, and he's been playing for longer
everytime I read league I think of rocket league
no league of legends
^
whats league
Lol
yes I know
rocket league is better tho, ngl
wrong
right
what multiplayer games DO you like
who
horas means hour for the brain ded
the kid shit on me
to respond to ur question static, i like mc in multi, lots of .io games, tetris 99, n lots of others
K means kill
R means reputation
I suppose
I think its kill rating
does that do anything tho?
it defines ur leaderboard position
n i believe it acts kind of like money
to buy costumes
Kill ratio
ok

I dont play it but I'm sure its not kill ratio
Wow
it may be points to leaderboards
funny this account's profile pic seems too serious for this serv
Its disturbing
It's just a doge
Nothing beats Minesweeper
including some that makes them not DEAFENINGLY LOUD
yeah
I can't find out how to get rid of my mods though
smgs upclose is just ear rape
aaaand there's a hentai one on the first page of Hot
not sure how I feel about the Krunker community
ohhh okay you can only have one mod at a time I guess
what bad
I think
I can't tell
ok you can have more than one but they unset on refresh
Kuaka next time you play PLEASE download the hentai mod, it's fucking SCUFFED LMAO
ok
it doesn't even have anything to do with NSFW stuff except for the icon
lol
it made everything worse quality and the sounds are way worse
I need one for better sounds
cool
oh shit
I have enough currency for a starter spin!
looks great!
this has to be factory new
I think my mod is breaking it
nahhh
its not that orange to me
the preview shows an actual skin
but this mod makes every model look like complete dog shit
see
that's without mod

okay there's no fucking way to read descriptions of mods
you just have to go off the name
sucks
wuhu gorshank z
poggers
Damnit, keep getting hackers. Near-perfect aim, shooting before you even round the corner, and ofc they're guests.
yeahh theres a lot of em
I haaaaate how the key dosent follow into the next screen. I just spent 4 afk hours to kill keymaster 0 only to realize i had autoprogression on and lost the key xD
the keys do stay on screen???
Just kill the keymaster again
Not if you travel to the next screen @void spade
are you talking like they stay but disappear after a bit?
And yeah @topaz aspen i am right now xD im just blankley stairing at my iPad haha
do they stay forever if you stay on keymaster?"
Get your damage up first, it should only take a minute/minutes
Please is there a german here that can give me a complicated word n its meaning? Important
@void spade i think they do
no
okay thought I was crazy
I think they'll keep dropping until you click on one if you stay on keymaster @void spade
yeah
Yeah
but they still fade away
oh well its good actually
chyr you cant complain about perfect aim if you're one feet away trying to cut thier cuts
Just like cards
my point is that keys will follow to next screen
I know because I always have to deal with the annoying 100 keys that drop everytime I rebirth and follow me to next zone
19627 purple hp versus my 2433t blue dmg. Half hp on the keymaster i think i got 40 minutes left xD
I'd pay real money for an automatic key pickupper
If Afterlife gives a reason to restart progress again
Lava!! just patch it to open the next area if you kill the keymaster xD
assuming Lava doesn't scrap afterlife for something else lol
RIP glass trekking items
Whats afterlife gonna do?
imagine your pets with armour
no one knows
Imagine armor made of pets
I'd guess it's a 3rd prestige layer
Sounds like an even harder reset than rebirth :(
Rebirth scales awkwardly
It really does
I think my 4th rebirth allowed me to cap everything
Jesuss
I went with 6-7 but i was too afraid to rebirth xD
I always bought the scrolls after tho
Sounds like icecreams to me
afterlife is prob gonna reset things that rebirth dont, but idk if would get messy
technically you could max it without rebirthing once but that's just dumb
Yeah it is xD
Resets spelunking D:
I hope afterlife isnt a other reset because i cant handle it!
Or pets
Its becomming a fulltime job
I can’t see more rebirthing, there’s nothing else to lose ^
Doesn't farming unlock after first RB
you get like 80% of the runs bp in the first 20 minutes or whatever
Afterlife could just be another area of monsters now that i think of it
After oblivion
Noo
But "tiers"
Crafting says every tier of afterlife
Unlocked after TeeHee 80
Maybe it gives a multiplier to ap/bp or something
Maybe like an infinite fight zone
The higher the tier
I am just thinking it will be advanced set of challenges
like we need another multiplier to ap/bp
Every tier of afterlife hmm. Super crafting
or maybe its new complete area that you start from 0 just like pets
ap perks are already essentially worthless to upgrade, same for bp
Lies
Tier 1 afterlife get oblivion without using perk tree, or potions or something like that
10 more levels on top of 300-400 isn't much
The card drop AP perk goes well with the oet tank
But without perk tree would be fun too since no 1 billion crafts
Yeah xD
Every 100 mobs you go back to the beginning and they get harder
If afterlife is a vault ima cry
You enter the vault kill as much as you can and grab a tier
Maybe something like an Icecream but not only for damage but putting like power functions <1 on ore gains etc. as well
what if it's another reset
But vault and afterlife are very different words with different meanings
He didn't want to add another reset right?
final boss in afterlife is mini lava
he start throwing basket balls at you saying how bad you are at hoops
Reset to everything but spelunking would be fine for me
Pets may be too harsh
Ouff a pet reset no Thank you xD
It could reset trekking but not pet levels
Yeah,still a lot
Pets seems to be designed with no reset in mind
That would take a long time
As does spelunking
But it would be satisfying if we could get trekking super fast if we kept our pets. Just watch them run trough 30+ bosses or so
Maybe eviscerate for pet
Or we would need insane multipliers for them as a reward
Pet afterlife lol new pet area
That would be interesting
Pets doesn't have much to do after you hit 2.14B
Trespassers as afterlife tiers
And get beastmaster which is impossible
Not anymore right?
I cant even hatch new pets
You can get golden slime now
beast master is possible but ok
For me
Fake news
I got pets with 550 levels and like a +4k% chance of getting a new pet but Nothing xD
You got beastmaster kuaka
Oh only that trash
Cant u get poop from the codex?
Saveedit for basketball doesn't count
if you discovered it
ok
I tought it was like that for everyone, and thats why the choose poop for the pet symbolising it was a throwaway tutorial pet
It's a throw away pet
Oh damn i didnt even know there was one xD
Golden poop is easy to get , it's just that basketball which is trash
yeah u get from 150 hatchery
Got 26 26 4 -_-

I'm feel like i'm stuck
I'm not ready yet for rebirth, but ascending is not useful anymore xd
Such a small ores and crops gain. I dunno why
It’s a moving wall, have found the secrets?
Ofc i did
Upgrade enigmatic booster, more fish means more smithing and that leads to more ore. Otherwise it’s just progressing.
Cards help with crops, candy works in getting the sammatian card
Sammatian card?
More fish = More smithing = More ore? Like how?
I told myself to go to sleep 3 hours ago 😑
How does smithing affects to ore gain?
blinged pickaxe
Well early on it helps, later it just helps you make more money I guess and you can use that to upgrade miners
got that minig equip on?
You mean cards equip or what?
i mean tinkering

blue chest, shield should be achievable
Shouldn’t you be able to get blue stuff?
Your a lot further into the game then me and I have one piece that’s blue
its a bit of a grind with idle on the right bosses to get enought for some higher boosters
I already have purple boosters, but the chance is so small
It’s rare but I got blue with green boosters
I need sleep god this headache is bad
if you proc one purple is better than if you proc like 4 greens
dont be afraid of using boosters
@worthy jetty i feel you
2/5 purple boosters
Already like 2x improvement
i think is too much in just 15 minutes
yes
50b, a lil bit luck and grind on boosters, the shield upgrade and there are pants with ore mined at 4th craft
its at least a step
ur apo is high enough to craft the latest potions with avaliable crops?
are there more potions discovered u cant craft due to apo lvl
apo should always be running, i learned that the hard way
thats what i ment. apo get only xp while crafting, just set them on "discover new potion"
and even if the bar is fully filled it gains xp
just not empty
Yeah i knew this from the start
k, itll get better after u get the potion that enigmatic booster gives cauldron speed
is beatiful
It seems like i have enough cauldron speed
nvm it gives botany speed :/
my potion takes 99days to complete lol
the last cauldron gives the most xp btw
Salve Labo potion, 96 lvl
Nintendo Labo
Soooo, I have been working on getting OG76 on botany, have been spending some candy to do so. But I noticed that I am not getting the correct value out of it. A good comparison I was able to make is that I got 20 minutes of progress from OG75 to OG76 with a two hour candy. That isn't right, right?
Yep, just saw
Mush have scrolled past it
Aaaand, just got to OG76, and the mastery isn't working
harvest it
You sure?
yep
Excelot what og lv gdo u get in like 15 secs so I know when to try for it
About 65, 66
damn theres a guy running celeste on gdq, hes insane
hes doing the last lvl only
like hard shit all the time
he screwd it up on the last part tho, still very skilled
That's crazy
Hello I am new here but I have been playing this game for quite a while now.
Hello
Just want to know what does sparkle Goop do?
the last 2 smithing items and anything to do with afterlife does nothing
even Gaxmis Glaive?
yeah, does nothing i think
that one works iirc
so it's garbage
yes
I'm just never gonna get the hoops pet 😭 closest I've gotten like like 20-30 range
I got 30/20/4 the other day
rude
Mine today was 1 0 2 ;-;
just got 4/4/0
true lol
So, apparently I have 608 kills total in Krunker, but 609 of them were with a knife. 🤔
lmao
too good
me and alien did low-grav snipers only headshot only
Looked up movement tech btw. Now I can (sometimes, maybe) turn corners without losing speed. 
air strafe
It's curve sliding, here. You slide to increase speed, jump to reduce friction, then to turn you look in that direction before starting the slide.
bit different from surf then
oh yeah that's different from air strafing
still pretty close
kuaka, if you want, I can give you what I have done for hoopsBot, if you are anyone you can harass knows java
idk anything about java
i do
but if I can get hoops pet
but im not helping
I will learn java
no
lozer
not cheating
3 billion devices run java
just a assistance tool



