#off-topic-chat
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Alright. New Topic!
New...topic. That kinda still falls under addiction
I've been offered it twice!
I've done it. It's meh
Once
why not 3 scared?
6 times
have you guys watched any speedrun on GDQ twich channel?
My friend tried cocaine
Why watch when you can play?
I beat the shit out of the dealer
we can talk about how I'm not a lava alt
He's a good guy, doesnt need that peer pressure
I have a friend who hangs out with older guys so when we were in grade 10 the grade 12s peer pressured us into alot of bad things
@dim inlet ofc, but I prefer running myself
what do you run?
Same
Mega Man X5 Any%
I'll post my sick low quality PB video
Proud to say never taken a non-prescribed chemical drug
Same

alright night for real this time
Jk
Night
I have had so many Chem drugs
do psychedelics count?
theres a megaman relay going on, 4 to 6
Yeah
watching some ray donovan and heading to sleep
okay then I fail

Speedrunning leaderboards, resources, forums, and more!
Here's my sick PB from 2 years ago
Why do you eat pills that aren't yours
Anti-histamines....are not a controlled substance.
haven't been running much
thanks again to everyone who answered my million questions today
He thinks they're candy.
In Canada we have health care

My brother has a rare syndrome, the government pays for most medical as a grant of sort
@dim inlet did u see my PB link
Lucky
I've been hogging my dads military healthcare
yes, good shit
Ever lived on th streets and not had any disability to get you any sort of help?
You need to check off seniors box
I have.
I have aswell
I tried running ds3 all bosses but I couldnt handle friede
It's rough
man we aren't picking very good topics are we
Before the VA finally helped me.
Dark souls speedruns look 2 hard for me
Let's talk about how Ashley isn't here.
My dad got custody of my brother and my mom got kicked out of her house
π₯
My dad had to work so we stayed basicay on the streets with my mom
π₯
there are 3 bosses on ds3 that have a high chance of rip
Hence you get it
Disabled people don't have nearly as much struggle keeping off the streets
Sure they miss out on alot of life
Which sucks
But they will never really get stuck in that job loophole
Some disabled people do get stuck in that "Job" loophole.
And Disability usually barely covers the bare minimum
^
Not to mention you will end up in a home without money and family
And those homes are mismanaged and under funded
Not to mention they have to live their lives with some form of dibilitation that has them screwed some way.
Disability covers more than I can in a month of homeless without a job
No
Yeah
How much do you think they get lmao?
to be fair unemployment pay IS shit
$0
But the thing is, there are always jobs, even if they might be shitty.
So you have an extra 200$ at the end of each month gg disabled person
It's not alot sure, but it's more than what I'm getting this month
Now you should walk to the store to buy some treats

and definitely wouldn't have covered my rent, but I also was able to find a job before I even finished going through the unemployment process
I get VA Disability. Came with the caveat of being mentally and physically ruined for the rest of my life.
Try living in a place where there are no jobs
My parents made me cover a share of rent since I was 16
The jobs here don't pay anything compared to the housing prices
yeah I live in a pretty populated place, but I also have a pretty solid resume and work experience
so that helped a lot
The only jobs are self run businesses and cashiers
So, if I had a choice to pursue my dream career with my degree, and remaining on disability, I'd take the former.
All full
I've never seen a McDonald's not hiring.
Going to university will be impossible
Sucks, but it's a job.
You in U.S. or no?
Canada, near bray
I just think how everyday I'm one day closer to finding out how I won't be able to attend college
Bray just keep in mind it's never too late to pursue that kind of stuff. Don't think you need to immediately go to college or anything for it to be worthwhile
^
I will never be able to
you don't know that
you have no idea what's going to happen in the rest of your life
As a class project we got to do some math on average costs and housing and jobs and none of us will ever be able to do any of it
Attending UBC is 40k per year including housing
I never thought I'd do ANYTHING worthwhile when I was in HS
but now I do something KINDA worthwhile
Don't attend that one then
I want to get a 4 year bachelor's, putting me 1/5 million in debt
There's a much cheaper one where I live
A lot of states are cracking down on colleges to make them more affordable.
Which?
Doesn't help you in Canada, but still.
Well almost

WTF Are you wanting to go to Harvard?
160k
no that's pretty typical college costs including housing
Not that hard
Yeah, there are a LOT of colleges that are cheaper.
The college isn't the expensive part
from what I've seen in my area too
It's the housing
400 rent+ 200 food per month
In Vancouver our house price has gone to an extreme
It's really not. By the time I finished college, at Penn State, non resident, I was 50k in debt
It's all about finding the right place
And Penn State 16k per semester
wtf canada has $400 rent???
Imagine paying 2 million dollars for a run down house
@void spade I live in a shed
Okay so I have a test from geography. WISH ME LUCK
I can't find an apartment for less than $700 in my area
Imagine paying 3k rent for a one bedroom
It's called budgeting
Don't pay $2m for a run down hose.
That's what it costs here
Move
All these people scooping property buying up everything
okay $3k for a one bed is crazy, but in my area a one bed is around $900
Fuck you, you cannot even wish me good luck for a fucking major test.
3k for a 1bed in NYC is common
Thank you.
Good Luck, salty Ondra
I live in some guys back yard
π

I could move further away yes but still no
well I don't have some guy that will let me live in his back yard
Kelowna is super cheap
Dude, the test stars after 1 minue so I need to be quick
It's in the middle of nowhere
that's in Canada
@errant forge reread notes
Naw
Decent jobs
Trashhole
wtf it's cold up there
Middle of nowhere
yall crazy
Bray, can't complain about pricing if you're not willing to make sacrifices or changes.
I don't want some run down Kelowna college though
I really want to attend something not bad
Then pick an American University
It's better than nothing bray
Being the first one in my family to graduate after all my siblings failed
USA! USA! USA! USA!
I got a double major in English and Creative Literature
Wasn't that expensive
Good education
Honestly most jobs aren't going to care where you get your degree from. They just care that you have the degree
Move back then
I can't afford it
What about flsffmnr?
Coming fresh out of college with 40k debt and no job
okay get a job before you go to college then?
What
I have one
oh yeah that's right
And I'm trying to save up
sry I forgot
Everyone comes outta college with no job. Kinda how it works. That's why you go to college. XD
That's true I guess
I had 5 jobs in college.
Kewlowna is eh with jobs
I was doing two part time jobs the entire fucking time
Still managed a 3.7 major GPA
You need em
In the end we lead back to the same place, me trying to live somewhere afterwards
And bray, the spaghetti factory is always hiring
Always have a backup job
right but if you go somewhere affordable, get your college done, get on your feet money wise, then you can afford to move somewhere nicer and find a better job
No such thing as Ghosts.
It's a Canadian joke RDI
Ghoosts?
Autocorrect being bad today
Thanks :)
hi Canadian Joke, I'm kuaka
You're not Kuaka!
Believable
I'm still depressed cuz like I won't be able to live near family for my whole life
A likely story
yeah Bray it honestly does suck
@golden ivy That's life.
I cried a lot having to leave my family
Time for the baby bird to leave the nest.
but like, you just reach a point where you need to branch out
and do whats best for your life yknow?
If you don't leave it'll hurt so much more ngl
My family died just as I was finished uni
What is this ngl?
I have a plan in life of what to do, and I have had that plan for awhile, but now realising how close I am to leaving my parents forever just sucks
Not gonna lie
not gonna lie @autumn copper
Lmao one time the mods ignored me when I tried to get someone muted
Famous
idk who that is π¦
I posted a pic of them saying something and they didn't say anything
Yeah
Bet it was me
When u encouraged suicide
Yup
They ignored me

Tbf they were testing bot commands
I stick by my words, if you wanna do it no one is stopping you
Keep it clean and quiet

time for mods to ignore bray again
Also earlier funny reported you aswell
Idk if they ever muted you

That's a secret
Today?
You can't just tease me like that
Even lava bullied me earlier LMAO
Lava should replace Seph for mod with me.
What did I get reported for?
I have Spoken.
Lava should replace the inactive jr. mods with me
Only thing I can maybe think of is bugging lava to put birb colours in
They are very active
KingSnail?
Yeah
King is active.
I was really persistent on that
Oh fuck

Kinda defeats the purpose of being a Jr. Mod if you're not gonna do your job, IMO
yeah exactly
jr. mod shouldn't mean "cool now I'm just gonna talk in this exclusive chat"
To assist the mods.
They never told me
if it's just gonna be some exclusivity thing just rename the role
Deal with spammers and flammatory people.
I'm kidding
Like, right now, that RDI guy won't STFU
I usually just tell people not to spam or flood, report things, answer question occasionally, assist with alpha testing
Keeps going on how Bray smells like a Trout

And overall keep chat active
Do you?
I think so
Now I wanna know
I do half of that, I can't really report anything though
Which trout?
There's always an active mod except at about 3am (right now) most are off
I went to school and me + some girls were wondering where is the doctor who teaches us... the class was cancelled
oof
I dunno! I'm not an Ichthyologist
rip kvetko
The other mods are doing their thing out of chat
ya... I woke up at 7...fck that now I do not have school till 3 pm
Hi
While doing the dumb things?
Lmao me?

lol
bray's definitely one of the milder people in chat, excluding controversial opinions, a lot of it is people egging him on
I like to cause the maximum amount of problems when I'm either depressed or drunk
topic
because ur yung
Cuz you know we like ya.
just say ok boomer
Bray tries to babysit me but mods won't give him anything to bribe me with
My controversial opinions aren't really my opinion anyway, it's just my emotions getting the best of me
Not baby sitting you
Just need to fill my mute quota for the month and u are ez
you can't mute anyone though
you said
Well I don't mute them
another vip chat eh π
the stand
I've never been muted or gotten a warning in the server yet
Though I cause enough problems to deserve a kick
I'm in almost all the vip channels
I'm surprised Nut hasn't gotten muted more
Not the wiki channels tho
im nowhere
eldar are you okay
Weird cryptic messages from guy with no pfp
#lavas-boys? ποΈ ποΈ
well im nowhere in this server atleast
A likely story
but im somewhere in somewhere else
And even likelier story
That's soo deep @frank moth
Inb4 it's another lava alt
Lava busy running aseprite
That's why I'm in #lavas-boys
did someone say lava alt?
WR someday?
So you can't see unless you click my name

joke master are you just lurking now
you were supposed to go to sleep like 3 hours ago
He is spying so lava can see what I'm up to
watching tv while I fall asleep
Tryna see if I'm the one leaking pics
what pics
on my laptop
You guys wanna see a leaked pic?
π
went past disc on my way to safari
From #lavas-boys
saw "lava alt"
lavas-girls
all I'm saying is joke master and eldar haven't sent a message at the same time
goodering night
gucci night bray!
Fucking autocorrect
joke what
Bray sleep, mods gone
"Gucci" instead of "good"
im the joke masyer
Everyone party
who dis
A bit paranoid
I'll just like message Chy or something
this lurker might what
That's still a fucked assumption
Oh not you trapped
Jesus
great
boirb calm down
Eldar
it was just a ha ha funni mayme
hey even I have standards, that's not funny at all
tough crowd
protect the kiddos
Hehe
I know.
what are grammar
Your mom.
Good sleep now youngings
Is excellent at grammar.
goodnight!
Night all you lil ones.
Lmao
hi
dont think my crusade gear is applying to trekking π¦
the link is broken right now
Hi
Hi
Bruh moment
One secret done...
Okay I think I am gonna get a C from the test
not only a test, the test, even
Made it to purgatory π
Hey Idle Skillers
2 more levels til last tank
I still can't get that 1st ice cream. :(
Im losing patience. Or maybe im just stupiiiid.
Pots helped me alot
C ? That is an perfect grade
no, he supposed to be A-sian, not C-sian
grats
How many thousands of keys do I need to spend to get Gorshank Y card? xD
I think I spent a month trying for that card
Too much.
about 2k if you're lucky
Been trying for nightmare king card for about 3 tho
been trying for king z since slightly before the update
And hey, I took the 9.4 million minutes out of my crypt timer
Now I have to do that out of my asylum... greaaat
hlo
Hi
why is no one on
yEs
It said on my notifications u did but couldn't find it
What was it u wanted cause I didn't see the message
u got ban
yeah u @ me as well nut
@mossy lily use a save backup
damn that's a small desk and bottle
why angry mate it's free real estate
@winged sigil potion away gain work properly now. Before they didnt
However offline does not work properly now, wich before it did. So lava broke a thing to fix the other
Away - going offline in another screen
Offline - closing the game on that screen
And because offline is not working, candies don't either
It should be. But because we have away gains
Normaly offline grants you 100% of the gains, and away grants you only 50%
However....i am not sure how away gains affect both of these
God damn Spliney Shoe lvl 24 costs 41m botany traces
and 36 costs 24B botany traces π
God DAYUM
In other news, got my BP tree maxed before I even finished half of the AP tree on the cheat run
This is not okie dokie π
Help
Every time I see 666 all I can think of is those weird bible shows the history channel used to have before they switch to reality TV
They always had the same narrator and he would read the weird shit like nostradamus or whoever wrote in the most dramatic possible way
Sounds very American ^^
And then he would be like "But what do the numbers mean to christians today?" and it would go over to some lady with feathered hair in an office in a lab coat talking about how she had been studying numerology for 30 years and how everything revolved around the bible
And years later I looked some of the people up on the then-new Google and none of them had any real credentials
Everything I write sounds very American because I am the most American person who has ever lived
I meant the whole "someone reading mostly made up exaggerated stuff in a very dramatic way" sounded like a very American TV show π
Oh yeah
We get some of them here and it's so annoying
These shows were all on late at night because the history channel used to be ashamed of airing bullshit, but now bullshit is their main product
@tame sparrow if spliney shoe is your problem then you should look at this.....
Its a real shame that History, Discovery, and TLC all turned to garbage
And it's only on the 2nd screeen level 10
I actually get a lot more smithing traces.
Luckily machine speed isn't all that critical then π
My build currently is all weird tho
@tame sparrow and. Just. Look. At. This.
@tame sparrow just spamm the grow all button for botany every 10 to 15 seconds
It-s gonna bring ya plenty of botany traces
I'd worry more about the amount of days you'd have to autoclick spelunking
@mossy lily yes
And i managed to get over 100qq s by now.....but 3x1000xqq. Nah bruk
F it
Bruh*
I'll just ignore that π I don't autoclick either, so... At some point something will come along that speeds it up π
tbh I'm not gonna get that far in spelunking before I put the game down till the next major update
iich fcking autoclickers
i stopped playing 2 days after spelunking
way way worse than pets
and i cant even ascend/rebirth which i really need to do
and he isnt going to fix it
why you can not ascend/rb ?
bc i play on pc
:smh:
Dang, the tilling level up potion is annoying me. Can't stop tilling from leveling up from the start, since the first guy is shoveling dirt right away
Same with mining
I find spelunking to be more interesting than pets was, but I'm in to a lot of weird stuff so
Pets are more indepth to be sure, but Tunneling is much more connected to the rest of the game, I feel
Yeah but tunneling is VERY VERY auto clicker dependent in the later stages
I liked it better until that point
Yeah.... or not completeable, depending on what your view on autoclicking is π
Yeah, if you refuse to use one it's basically impossible
Yep
Nothing new π Just like those last contracts were for a long time. Eventually something comes along
He's hopefully fixing it but there's been no confirmation either way
Who can say... If he prioritized fixing and balancing stuff over adding new content, it would be a very different game, I think. Not sure it would be better in the end though. Part of the charm (imo) is that there are a bunch of overlapping systems that interact in sometimes unexpected ways.
good morning π
good afternoon
morning π
afernoon π
Hello
hello
kuaka
vad
I ran out of Tower of God. Can you recommend me any finished works?
Something I don't have to wait for every god damn week
I'm waiting on like 27 stories to update every fucking week
I need to finish something
Eat shit
Wait till Ghandi unlocks nukes
I'm just trying to go for my science victory man π¦
PM me if you find any I gotta go spray febreeze. Smelly fuckin cats
lol I will
They don't like each other much yet but every time one goes to poop the other one follows so the pooper feels threatened and doesn't take the time to bury it
fuckin cats man
They just duece and then run for safety
ew, that's gross
I love them but they can be hella dumb sometimes
why would you want to do that to a cat?
This is the scene at the litter box every time
wait I think I have another one of these
Oh god what have I just watched
just found out how crazy chandelier construction time become after level 55
Bruh wut
You got any idea how long it takes to construct a chandelier in real life?
54-55 in 50 sec. 55-56 sais 99 days
but I'm guessing 99 days is just visual cap lol
I still need the last two builders, so much hay...
Get to upgrading them builders
but it's hard to farm red skulls
I'm not there yet, no further advice
Hey
not everyone can just buy all 10 builders with gems >_>
What how 99 days
idk
Q: What do gay horses eat?
A: Haaaaaaaay
it need 37q in construction bar
that joke should be taken out back and shot
If someone already knows the punch line and they try to ruin it for you you go "No, horse dick"
What did horses do to u guys?
unless it's a trans-species gay horse
Quit it w/ horses
incidentally, mine was a reference to a response to a lawyer's question, where the guy said the question should be taken out back and shot
Its a common enough turn of phrase that it doesn't really need to be a reference
Q: Where do Hamsters go to get high?
A: Hamsterdam
I am dumb to get that joke
It's just below the line
Or above
Depends what way you look at it
Anyone want to talk about flat earth
I got some interesting ideas
no thx
I want a fun question
me 2
What was the dumbest thing you thought as a child ?
A fish swims into a wall.. Dam...
hmmm
5+6=56
my mom used to always eat the skin off chicken she made for us, so I thought chickens just didn't have skin
that my life was nice
I thought if you drink while peeing you will keep peeing till you stop drinking
I was a smart child
okay yall react to mine but not CTT's pee one
Err
I see u
I thought my life was ok, I was wrong
It's too dumb afterall
I can't think of anything that I thought as a kid that was stupid...
Yall are smart children
ok
I mean, I did things that some might consider dangerous, but it wasn't really
like modify fireworks
I was in a corner doing math during my childhood
yep
now I am big brain
I didn't realize until late teens that the ice cream truck company in my country (which directly translates to "HomeIceCream") was named that way because it brought ice cream to your home π€¦ββοΈ
like putting my cat in the bath, thinking I needed to make it clean
I kinda just absorbed everything around me like a sponge and then became jaded before middle school

I used to just sit in the children's nonfic section of my loccal library and just read every book
hi kuaka
hi static
I have more but i will use it later to revive chat
can u post the one of the bird going mach speed
can u don't
Good idea cct
@frail warren shut up

thank you Duck
ofmg
π
@void spade what?
It's gonna die
It's better rhan spamming those ducks atleast
or abusing shotgun in Krunker
not so static now are we?

I don't have it
ducc
Git gud

Talking about dead that reminds me of a question i had
I would use shotguns too but everyone gets so mad about it
you know, instead of a coal miner canary joke, he could've made a Richard Greer hamster joke...
If you died ,what loot would you spawn
*add fast theme in bg
CTT some pocket change prolly
thats there problem not mine
theme intensifies

i fucking had to
excuse me, richard gere, not greer
that's is refering to a human, not a place
No
who cares
Did someone say gerbil?
Well the only thing i will have is crippling debt
and


CTT that isn't very good loot
gob bang

The cursed loot

These emotes have started spamming , that's my cue to leave
bye CTT
Bye boomer
What a zinger
sela doesn't talk anymore :(
not sure
wtf, there's been people queueing for the coffee machine for 35 minutes straight
I forgot who Sela is
Sela who
selathin
Oh
No u
ok
oh hey im cultist now
nice
not for long
uh oh
...
Banned
Kuaka the suspense is killing me
what
I said not for long because he will become defiled
L
wouldn't recommend
Ban funny
we've already tried to impeach him twice(?)
bean
but if we ban funny what mod are we supposed to direct most of our harassment towards
fair
I guess Bray but he's jr. so doesn't feel the same
Braygay
yeah real mods
where's Dest been btw? is he the one that said he was gonna be away for a few days?
or however long
2 weeks
probably visiting his gf

Deja vu intensifies
imagine using "wifi" to refer to both wifi and mobile data
anyways wtf s up w/ these birds
they're vibing bro
they fast
Qik
Theyr on drugs right?
No
Sober


pet
hm.
Be gold
very money
im doing smth

oh ok
and I'm in school
im too
Iβm buying a gf
π³
In irl
oh
Prostitution 101
idk if that counts as a gf
I can use it without having to hide it
Shut up
so cantchat while hes bezhind me
Imagine
I also use it incognito at work fivelike
yeah ur lucky
lmao
cuz U DNT NED 2
If you use the office wifi they can see your activity
incognito at work team, reporting in
yet
Phornj
idc bro tech support jobs are a dime a dozen
phornj
Here they just block stuff they don't like
Later i wanna be dev, i dont know if i will ever be, but I wanna be dev
Discord is still good to go, it seems
be a hentai game dev
Factual
Mainly game dev
yes
Favorite lewd games everyone?
But dev in general seems ok too
My sister
hentai game dev
no
Open Google drive , chat via editing Google docs
My sister fav lewd game
Dodging n rythm games r my "vibe" lol
Dodging is trash game
hey
It requires a fast reaction time
no u
No skills
ur just bad at it
thx
was about to say that
That's not a skill , that thing is dependent on your age and not everyone is born with a good reaction time
Why couldn't a skill be dependent on physical attributes?
exactly
you can train your reaction time though can't you?
skills are specialties, or perks, that some have
skill can be inborn and trained
yep u cn
can*
Look at dark souls for instance
At 1st bosses r horrible
Then after some gaming hours
What fresh hell is this. Was playing Terraria when all of a sudden Windows starts playing a beeping noise whenever a modifier key is released. Everything is disabled in ease of access. :/
they still are
@long glen plug out and in keyboard
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