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near wharf
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like ill watch some guy

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boring ass guy

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reading out reddit comments

wispy dagger
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lava become a youtuber

paper spruce
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Lavaflame on a planet

near wharf
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on of those channels

winged sigil
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I bought stuff from LTT

near wharf
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and theyll be like "buy mym shirt"

paper spruce
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Oop

golden ivy
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I have logan paul merch

near wharf
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thats sad

winged sigil
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haven't bought others though

near wharf
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the second one idk but the first one

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who is ltt

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is that linux tech man

tame sparrow
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GORSHANK PLUSHIE

winged sigil
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linus tech tips

golden ivy
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pyrocynical

autumn copper
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I return.

near wharf
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see that i understand

golden ivy
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i deleted for the screeny

near wharf
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because like you "know" the guy so to speak

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but like

golden ivy
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Linus tech tips is awesome

near wharf
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those "anonymous" channels

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who just talk about random stuff

void spade
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yeah where it's just a random channel that has those stock ads for random meme merch

near wharf
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yea

golden ivy
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Yeah

dim inlet
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Primitive Technology has over 10mi subs without saying a owrd

golden ivy
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on tiktok compilations

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when u get merch ads

near wharf
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no no but thats not what i mean daavi

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like i dont "say" a word so to speak

wispy dagger
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you dont have to speak

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just music

near wharf
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but people still, id hope, sort of "know" me since they associate themself iwth my gamme

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but imagine

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if my gamme was a litearl cookie clicker clone

golden ivy
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which it is not

near wharf
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like just totally run of the mill, no originality

foggy thorn
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yes people would buy merch

near wharf
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then id hope people wouldnt really connect with mme

wispy dagger
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hmm

void spade
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I wouldn't join a cookie clicker server

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so

golden ivy
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im in the cookies inc disc server

wispy dagger
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idle skilling server op

golden ivy
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or atleast I was

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before ban

foggy thorn
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there are people out there, especially young people, that buy merch because they like the game

safe ruin
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Wait

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This isn’t cookie clicker?

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Bye

foggy thorn
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bye

void spade
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bye

golden ivy
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bye

near wharf
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is it mainly kids that buy merch

patent osprey
foggy thorn
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have a good day

near wharf
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im just wondering like

golden ivy
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yeah

near wharf
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if a guy has a million subs on youtube

golden ivy
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kids who get it for christmas

foggy thorn
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yea

near wharf
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and hes selling a shirt?

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is he getting like 500,000 shirt sales

void spade
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fly lemon shirt isn't the worst thing I've seen

foggy thorn
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well depends on who you are talking

near wharf
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and making like $10 million dollars?

winged sigil
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probably not

near wharf
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just some guy

wispy dagger
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lava put your L on a pocket position of tshirt, it look nice

near wharf
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any average 1m sub channel

void spade
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probably way less sales than that

golden ivy
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my step brother got Ryan's Toy review cereal

foggy thorn
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yeah but the audience depends

near wharf
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well bray that makes sense

patent osprey
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it's not a fly, it's west nile best nile, about a guy named Lemoine who got west nile

golden ivy
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CEREAL

near wharf
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thats

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LITERALLY

golden ivy
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WHAT FLAVOUR IS IT?

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ryan flavour?

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WTF

near wharf
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the highest paying channel in the world

safe isle
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lava can i buy your bathwater

frail cedar
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cereal flavor

near wharf
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for like a few years now

winged sigil
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I guess it depends on how new the channel is

wispy dagger
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ew andrew

near wharf
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i dont take baths, just showers

golden ivy
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ew

frail cedar
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Shower water

foggy thorn
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Andrew is here asking the real questions

golden ivy
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now im picturing lava showering

near wharf
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like

frail cedar
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Same

void spade
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😩

near wharf
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i heard sponsors pay up to $100 per 1,000 views

patent osprey
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but yea, if someone with under 80k subscribers like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4TVXzENVUDw&feature=youtu.be can sell merch, I'm sure you can as well

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winged sigil
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so like if a channel got a million subs in a year or whatever, the people could be more engaging

safe isle
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stream yourself taking a shower

near wharf
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so i watch a video from a guy talking about flappy bird

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just generic stuff, mildly entertaining

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and it had 3.5m views

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and it had a paid sponsor

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did he really get $350,000 for that video?

golden ivy
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no

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it caps

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in most cases

near wharf
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what do you mean it caps

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you mean the paid sponsors? like audible etc?

safe isle
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it's like the spelunker speed infinite perk

winged sigil
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it doesn't give what you'd expect

golden ivy
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is its like with views, some contracts say "up to..."

near wharf
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that would make sense

autumn copper
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You also forget about Taxes.

golden ivy
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so they dont go bankrupt when this bitch gets 1b

near wharf
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lol taxes are what they are thats not really what im wondering about

void spade
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lol imagine paying taxes hahaha

near wharf
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like is game theory guy like

golden ivy
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ikr

near wharf
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worth $100 million dollars

void spade
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not putting all your money in an offshore tax haven hahaha

golden ivy
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maybe

near wharf
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he has like what, a few billion views

winged sigil
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doubt

autumn copper
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Not even close.

near wharf
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hes definitely not lol

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im just saying

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based on what i hear about sponsors

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he would be, but he obviously isnt

golden ivy
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sadly his content gets striked alot

autumn copper
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His networth is $10m

winged sigil
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at least with the CDN or whatever taking a massive cut of his earnings earlier and booking it

autumn copper
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The spin off channel is garbage.

safe isle
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my net worth is -$1500

near wharf
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thats a bit more reasonable

frail cedar
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Fuck bees

foggy thorn
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that would hurt

autumn copper
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Gross.

near wharf
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who is cdn

golden ivy
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My net worth is approximetly 2k

autumn copper
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That's not how the birds and bees is supposed to go, Ashley.

winged sigil
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content delivery network

frail cedar
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My net worth is 2 almonds

winged sigil
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or something

patent osprey
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content delivery network, they basically just take your money and give empty promises

near wharf
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my net worth is like 1.5 billion

void spade
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like Machinima?

near wharf
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i bought a giant mansion in like LA or something

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and it has a HUGE candy wall

autumn copper
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And you woke up?

foggy thorn
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too much money and you already forgot

near wharf
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dispennsers full of candy, that are all the way up to the ceiling

patent osprey
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yes, like them, and also like several others

near wharf
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alas

void spade
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all that candy but none for pets

near wharf
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i have no friends

void spade
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smh

frail cedar
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Oof

golden ivy
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Clout gang invited lava

near wharf
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and all the candy in my walls have rotted

safe isle
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lava is michael jackson confirmed

wispy dagger
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wonka chocolate movie

near wharf
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sinec no one comes over to eat them

frail cedar
patent osprey
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they'll say stuff like "we can get you all these ads, just give us a certain cut" and then they do nothing for you

near wharf
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hello i am the creator of minecraft and i got by notch online

foggy thorn
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I can come over

autumn copper
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Maybe no one wants diabetes.

golden ivy
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notch is weird

near wharf
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i also got removed from the credits of my own game

void spade
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nice

frail cedar
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I want diabetes

golden ivy
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I will always reconize jeb as true creator

autumn copper
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No you don't.

golden ivy
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notch sold out

autumn copper
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Diabetes sucks.

wispy dagger
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lava helped create minecraft? hmmm

safe isle
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notch is a neonazi

void spade
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who cares if notch sold out he's just crazy

foggy thorn
near wharf
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true fact. maybe.

frail cedar
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Notch gang

golden ivy
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idc about the personality of a game dev

near wharf
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apparently notch went to a game conference

golden ivy
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or if they're racist

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I just want game

near wharf
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like GDC or PAX

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and forgot his hat

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he, according to the story

foggy thorn
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oh god not his hat

near wharf
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ordered someone to fly the hat in

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AND

safe isle
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bray is a neonazi

near wharf
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and

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get this

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he bought a 1st class ticket

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FOR THE HAT

golden ivy
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lmao

void spade
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no andrew he's just a sympathizer/bystander

foggy thorn
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good

near wharf
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so the hat was just sitting in a 1st class seat

patent osprey
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well, if he has that kind of money

frail cedar
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Bray is big lard

void spade
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I would do that Lava

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honestly

autumn copper
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That's an insane level of stupidity.

foggy thorn
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^

golden ivy
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Thanks ashley

void spade
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if I had that kinda cash

golden ivy
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much needed

foggy thorn
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same

wispy dagger
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hats are important

foggy thorn
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like it's your special hat

golden ivy
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I wouldn't sell minecraft ever

autumn copper
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Ya'll would be broke real fast.

safe isle
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"no andrew he's just a sympathizer/bystander"

that's what the nazis said too

patent osprey
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also, for all we know the flight could have had empty seats

void spade
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"fuck it I'm gonna flex on that whole plane and put my hat in 1st class"

golden ivy
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wait but andrew im jewish

near wharf
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"7 am waking up in the morning gotta get to school gotta eat cereal"

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thats also what a nazi said, maybe

foggy thorn
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only the hat is 1st class

golden ivy
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ryan flavoured^

near wharf
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actually

foggy thorn
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not the person delivering it

safe isle
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what was your torah reading for your bar mitzvah

near wharf
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are some people here younger than friday?

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how old is that song

patent osprey
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nazi's drank water, and hitler was a vegetarian

wispy dagger
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mini lava in a bowl of cereal

near wharf
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like 10 years old?

wispy dagger
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lava o's

void spade
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yikes flashbacks

golden ivy
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didn't have one andrew

void spade
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pls stop lava

near wharf
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bray is younger than friday confirmed

foggy thorn
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Lucio O's

patent osprey
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big marshmallow L's

void spade
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LETS BREAK IT DOWNNNNNNNNNN

golden ivy
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speaking of bray

frail cedar
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Oreo o o o's

drowsy jasper
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I think lava should just print out the cards on super shitty printer paper using a printer that's just about out of ink

golden ivy
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lets give him mod

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likereal mod

foggy thorn
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SPEEEED BOOOOOST

wispy dagger
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its friday gotta get down on friiidaaay

near wharf
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black and white printer too

frail cedar
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I'll become a mod when the mod role is red/orange

drowsy jasper
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no it needs to be color

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but basically black and white because its so far out of ink

foggy thorn
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the color has to be fading

vivid mango
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Man, some of these Tunnels requirements are gonna take forever to unlock, haha.

near wharf
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do you guys think trump has 2 step auth enabled on his twitter

foggy thorn
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no

void spade
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no

golden ivy
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no

drowsy jasper
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nope

frail cedar
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no

void spade
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I don't think he has a password on his phone

near wharf
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i wonder if im just 1 correct password guess away from being able to make an idle skilling tweet from his acc

safe isle
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did you guys hear about paul krugman

void spade
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no

safe isle
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what a fucking moron

foggy thorn
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no

drowsy jasper
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his second step is that ivanka has to remember the password for him

winged sigil
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I think he does have 2fa on his brain though

near wharf
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who is paul krugman

golden ivy
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a person

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?

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or a place?

winged sigil
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he just leaves it locked away at all times

safe isle
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oh he deleted the tweet

near wharf
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he cant be that cool if i havent heard of this place

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oh fun fact

golden ivy
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ok

foggy thorn
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bananas are berries

near wharf
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i check donald trumps twitter every like

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few weeks?

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just for fun

golden ivy
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same

near wharf
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AND

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i was lucky enough

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to check it right as he posted the nickelback tweet

safe isle
void spade
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LOL

golden ivy
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"lucky"?

near wharf
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the one nickelback asked him to take down

void spade
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the one that got copyright striked?

near wharf
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yea haha

golden ivy
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lmao

foggy thorn
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oh yeah lol

near wharf
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i literally could not believe my eyes when i saw it

golden ivy
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imagine copy striking the president

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lifehacks

void spade
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I loved the 240p flag he tweeted the other day

near wharf
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what is Qanon

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is that another word for canon

void spade
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some dumb conspiracy theory

near wharf
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or cannon or whatever

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is this a manga

safe isle
frail cedar
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Wait when did trix cereal start being shaped again. Am i a kid now?

foggy thorn
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yes lava

near wharf
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wait

frail cedar
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Wiah

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Cp is bad

near wharf
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is this the "adult" equivalent

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of asking ur crush out

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them saying no

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then caling them a bitch

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then later saying "wait i was hacked"

golden ivy
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yeah

near wharf
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"crap guys, this CP on my computer... it was a hacker!!"

golden ivy
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happened to me before

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except I said yes

frail cedar
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I know this porn is on my computer, but i swear it's not mine

safe isle
golden ivy
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then they revealed it was hacked

foggy thorn
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sorry my brother took my phone

golden ivy
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😦

foggy thorn
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hahaha lol

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it was just a dare

golden ivy
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"Didn't want to hurt ur feelings bray"

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"sorry"

void spade
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I remember someone in here said their brother timeskipped on their phone

near wharf
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not gonna lie i still remember at my school a group of guys had CP on their phones

golden ivy
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LOL

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i remember that

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they had the glitched crypt

foggy thorn
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is cp club penguin

near wharf
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and the principal had to talk to us all about how thats illegal

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and the group of guys just laughed about it

safe isle
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wtf

void spade
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imagine having to tell someone that CP is illegal

frail cedar
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Guys it wasn't me cheating it was Bray hacking my 7 vpn's

near wharf
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glad i havent seen or heard from then since i left

golden ivy
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whats the point of 7 vpns?

foggy thorn
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imagine using a free vpn lol

golden ivy
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I use tunnel bear

autumn copper
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Ash, stop picking on Bray

winged sigil
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maybe it doesn't feel that way if they're the same age or whatever

foggy thorn
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welcome to today's sponsor

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nord vpn

golden ivy
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nord is ass

winged sigil
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but still stupid af

frail cedar
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Imagine having an ip address

near wharf
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arent vpns basically useless

golden ivy
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no

near wharf
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i feel like i saw a tom scott video where he basically says theyre pointless

void spade
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guys don't tell anyone but Bray's IP address is 127.0.0.1

golden ivy
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I just use tor for the stuff I need a vpn for, works the same

safe isle
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imagine having 2 almonds

foggy thorn
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I have 3

near wharf
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or like for like

safe ruin
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If it’s HS CP is kinda a grey zone

golden ivy
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Tom Scott is a homie

near wharf
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"protecting yourself from spies"

winged sigil
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depends on the vpn

golden ivy
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I love him and his friend

near wharf
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or whatever people sue them for

golden ivy
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when they do park bench

safe ruin
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Cause like your GFs nude even consensual would be CP

drowsy jasper
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@void spade lava is actually going to make the next big expansion a tax haven expansion. This way he can just do like 10 minutes of googling and then come to general chat to hear people complain about tax haven inaccuracies to know how to properly use a real life tax haven

winged sigil
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it protects you from your ISP

near wharf
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lool the park bench is epic

golden ivy
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YE

drowsy jasper
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VPNs aren't pointless

near wharf
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let me find the video

drowsy jasper
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the VPNs most people use and why they use them are pointless though

golden ivy
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me and lava lowkey bonding

void spade
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I'm happy for you bray 🙂

foggy thorn
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im still wondering if you are an alt

drowsy jasper
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I do know what video you're referring to though

void spade
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who joke master?

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who knows

golden ivy
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Joke master is clearly a lava alt

drowsy jasper
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all these late nights have just created a second persona

golden ivy
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so am I tho

winged sigil
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I think lava is just talking to himself again

drowsy jasper
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multiple personality

golden ivy
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noice

wispy dagger
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hmm

foggy thorn
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mmh

void spade
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why'd you have an alt on iOS tho

foggy thorn
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iOS lol

winged sigil
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to test ios stuff?

golden ivy
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^

frail cedar
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Server too populated, watching yt now. Ping if need fire/shitposting

near wharf
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do i have any black parade references in the game

foggy thorn
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@frail cedar

golden ivy
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@frail cedar

void spade
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damn mod AND jr mod abuse

golden ivy
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black parade?

foggy thorn
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I don't think so

near wharf
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@near wharf

safe isle
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lava did you know women aren't represented at all in IS

frail cedar
wispy dagger
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@wispy dagger

frail cedar
safe isle
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it's 100% male or unknown

golden ivy
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IC 6 is clearly female

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dummy

frail cedar
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Tits in IS when

near wharf
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actually medusa was going to be more woman-ish

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but i decided against it

foggy thorn
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why

near wharf
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too out of place

safe isle
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lava hates strong female characters

golden ivy
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yeah

frail cedar
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Wow

void spade
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Idle Skillings for da bois

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confirmed

drowsy jasper
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well, you know what I always say @frail cedar, your memory will carry on

frail cedar
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First he kills wiki lasses

foggy thorn
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lavas a sexists?1???1?1!?

frail cedar
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Then he says no to tits

wispy dagger
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rip ashley

golden ivy
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The new ghostbusters was bad

frail cedar
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#SexistGang

drowsy jasper
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we'll carry on

autumn copper
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Gay

void spade
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which one Bray

near wharf
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your weary widow marches on

void spade
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the one with the all female cast?

golden ivy
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the one with the women

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bad

near wharf
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weary widow to be added in v4.20

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to add to gender equality

drowsy jasper
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On and on, we carry through the fears

foggy thorn
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haha funny number

near wharf
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oh oh oh

foggy thorn
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it's 420

tame sparrow
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Ugh, sorry boys, got a call from my sister and she never knows how to finish a phone conversation

void spade
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oh fuck v4.20!!!!

drowsy jasper
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oh shit

foggy thorn
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haha funny number

drowsy jasper
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thats the weed number

void spade
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good timing vad we were just talking about women

frail cedar
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Haha weed number

golden ivy
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I appriciate the funni maymay

tame sparrow
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Anyway did I mention we need a Gorshank Plushie?

near wharf
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watch this:

golden ivy
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you did

frail cedar
void spade
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watch what

drowsy jasper
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think about how funny it would be

foggy thorn
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haha it's sex number laugh

drowsy jasper
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if it was version 4.20.69

wispy dagger
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ashley thats old

sacred hollow
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Just unlocked Conjoined Nuts in pets. I’m just waiting for 100k RP to put in the first bonus

frail cedar
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🇱 🇦 🇻 🇦 🇸 🇺 🇽

void spade
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Lava stop talking on your alt and post the video

drowsy jasper
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so it's the weed number and the sex number

foggy thorn
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please make it 4.20.69

winged sigil
near wharf
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!lavasuix

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!lavasux

raw folioBOT
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no u angryuganda

void spade
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!oceanman

raw folioBOT
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Take me by the hand, lead me to the land!

wispy dagger
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lol

golden ivy
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!oceanman

frail cedar
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Lmao

raw folioBOT
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Take me by the hand, lead me to the land!

foggy thorn
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!kuaka

fleet ivy
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Lol first thing I see when I log in is "lava hates strong female characters"

near wharf
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that you understand

foggy thorn
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smh smh

drowsy jasper
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@void spade which video?

near wharf
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!oceanman

raw folioBOT
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Take me by the hand, lead me to the land!

foggy thorn
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where's my command

near wharf
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!oceanman

raw folioBOT
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Take me by the hand, lead me to the land!

near wharf
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wait remember when we had like

golden ivy
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Lava no

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pls

winged sigil
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!alienc4

raw folioBOT
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Mr. Number 1!

golden ivy
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CREEPER

tame sparrow
golden ivy
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AWWW MANNN

near wharf
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50 people in the chat, all spamming gem

void spade
#

AWWW MANNNN

foggy thorn
#

!kuaka

golden ivy
#

yes

void spade
#

yeah lmao

golden ivy
#

and chat got muted

patent osprey
#

!lookatthisphotograph

foggy thorn
#

it was mm

golden ivy
#

I have good idea

foggy thorn
#

not gem

golden ivy
#

we mutechat

void spade
#

and someone ruined it with a diamond emoji

fleet ivy
safe isle
#

remember when alien turned off plebs being able to talk, can we go back to that

foggy thorn
golden ivy
#

it was gem

drowsy jasper
#

@void spade the vpn video?

near wharf
#

i have the vpn video up

#

if anyone wants it

fleet ivy
#

Let's just mute everyone Andrew

void spade
#

joke master lava said "Watch this:" and didn't send anything

foggy thorn
#

ok

void spade
#

Dudes don't mute me pls 🙂

#

ty

near wharf
#

watch this:

frail cedar
#

Lava if you add tits to IS i will boost your whole mod team instead of just dest, kuak, tyr, and al

golden ivy
#

lava sned it

near wharf
#

oh wait

golden ivy
#

sneed

near wharf
#

can yopu guys go look at the android store page

foggy thorn
#

@frail cedar why not me

near wharf
#

66% of you have the new stuff

golden ivy
#

ok

void spade
#

wait what

near wharf
#

tell me if its better

#

its not an update

frail cedar
#

Kuaka i said you lol

near wharf
#

just different screenshots and icon

void spade
#

oh

golden ivy
#

oh its cool

safe isle
near wharf
#

yea that

tame sparrow
#

You should release the update on lfoppy disk

winged sigil
drowsy jasper
foggy thorn
#

a+

near wharf
#

no dont mute everyone

fleet ivy
#

Make a card called "LavasOldFlame" lol

foggy thorn
#

oh I thought it was except

void spade
#

yeah mute everyone EXCEPT for me

patent osprey
#

I just want the new event cause reasons

frail cedar
#

Don't silence me or I'll cry

#

Again

near wharf
#

i just want these cards to be printed

golden ivy
#

mute everyone including me

#

kthxbye

near wharf
#

wait wait

#

do people WANT the cards signed?

golden ivy
#

yes

void spade
#

no just mute bray

foggy thorn
#

yes

void spade
#

Yes

safe isle
#

yea sure

near wharf
#

i just realized maybe people dont want that

void spade
#

at least one

foggy thorn
#

no no we do

near wharf
#

i mean maybe theyll be valuable one day

fleet ivy
#

I want a card

foggy thorn
#

I do anyways

#

just ask them

fleet ivy
#

How do I get one

void spade
#

Yeah maybe make it an option

foggy thorn
#

win

winged sigil
#

also how much did that one guy have to spam to get his reactions and external emotes taken away

patent osprey
#

sign them on the back, rather than on the artwork

tame sparrow
#

Why wouldn't they want the cards signed?

drowsy jasper
#

@near wharf do you have a separate room where you live just to fit your ego?

foggy thorn
#

@winged sigil he did that for almost an hour

winged sigil
#

must've been something else

near wharf
#

just to fit my ego?

#

what do u mean

golden ivy
#

Kinda Narcissistic from an outside perspective

foggy thorn
#

he was doing the PC emote

drowsy jasper
#

/s

void spade
#

tfw I spent a bunch of time today answering lava alt questions

tame sparrow
foggy thorn
#

🖥️ this one

wispy dagger
#

sign it as LAVAFLAME2

near wharf
#

imagien a creator

winged sigil
#

isn't that a discord one

near wharf
#

beng so egotistical

drowsy jasper
#

@void spade maybe you'll be rewarded for being helpful

near wharf
#

that he makes an alt

foggy thorn
#

yea

void spade
#

🙂

near wharf
#

just to ask himself aobut how egotistical he is

golden ivy
#

ikr

winged sigil
#

it counts for external?

golden ivy
#

meta

safe isle
#

@next warren

foggy thorn
#

but he was just reacting it to all the messages

#

idk

patent osprey
#

I've seen it happen

foggy thorn
#

don't think so

near wharf
#

joke master is me?

void spade
#

Oh Kuaka are you talking about Wallygoozer??????

foggy thorn
#

Yes

#

lol

tame sparrow
#

Imagine imagining

void spade
#

LMAO I love that guy!!!!

patent osprey
#

they even went so far as to self-fellate with their alt

void spade
#

I saw him in the kahoot chat!!!

frail cedar
#

Welp

foggy thorn
#

how long did it take you

winged sigil
#

lol

safe isle
#

🤔

drowsy jasper
#

@void spade or maybe I just continue to confuse people into thinking I'm an alt so they continue to answer my questions and help me

frail cedar
drowsy jasper
#

the world will never know

foggy thorn
near wharf
#

take a look at me

void spade
#

I'll still help you joke master 🙂

wispy dagger
#

🔥

near wharf
#

because i could not care at alllllllllllll

void spade
#

because it's better than working

winged sigil
#

maybe lava is secretly trying to learn the game

foggy thorn
#

nah just his brother

golden ivy
#

I have never even installed idle

#

so i win

foggy thorn
#

k

tame sparrow
frail cedar
#

When jokes don't work here

void spade
#

Jokes work here, just good ones usually

safe isle
wispy dagger
#

creepy

foggy thorn
#

lol we wish

frail cedar
#

Oh so lava always works

fleet ivy
#

Yo @near wharf I sent a picture to that account, is that a good enough proof of purchase?

golden ivy
#

its a bit past the dealine no?

void spade
#

I just sent a pic of my google purchase history lol

fleet ivy
#

We don't even get paid with free gems!

golden ivy
#

i forgot

drowsy jasper
#

idk, I still have a strong feeling about this theory

#

lava is actually going to make the next big expansion a tax haven expansion. This way he can just do like 10 minutes of googling and then come to general chat to hear people complain about tax haven inaccuracies to know how to properly use a real life tax haven

golden ivy
#

i have bought 100$ worth of gems now

#

and i didnt msg the pin giver

fleet ivy
#

You have time

void spade
#

I believe it Joke Master, though I'd still rather have the dating sim update

golden ivy
#

naw

#

thats gae

fleet ivy
#

It's not into the 14th

autumn copper
#

I wonder. Did Lava ever fix the Ionize trekking bonus?

foggy thorn
#

pretty sure it's over

#

didn't he say 7 days?

golden ivy
#

he said like a week

#

yeah

winged sigil
#

no rdi

foggy thorn
#

or did he extent the deadline

safe isle
#

@autumn copper lol

wispy dagger
#

he said 7 but then went to some other time

foggy thorn
#

nothing in the list I made got fixed

drowsy jasper
#

@golden ivy it's ok just send me the gem screenshots and I'll submit them as mine

golden ivy
#

ok

winged sigil
#

the contest says jan 14th

golden ivy
#

if u buy me nitro

fleet ivy
#

It says it ends Jan 14th

foggy thorn
#

oh guess it got extended

wispy dagger
#

5 days

frail cedar
#

Nobody gets nitro

golden ivy
fleet ivy
#

I think Ashley said she was going to buy me nitro for being such a cool guy

winged sigil
#

it's true though

foggy thorn
#

yea

drowsy jasper
#

wow kuaka got something wrong, unmod him please

foggy thorn
#

nah

void spade
#

I'm gonna buy myself nitro for my bday probably

golden ivy
#

ashley told me that too, but then she became my enemy and hates me

void spade
#

I'm gonna be 21 in less than a month that's weird

frail cedar
#

Dudes why tf would i buy you nitro lmao

drowsy jasper
#

he just ruined my views of the mods being all knowing

safe isle
#

ashley's buying me something way better than nitro 😉

foggy thorn
#

she's was going to buy me nitro because I gave her my GeForce now account

void spade
#

Why wouldn't you buy Dudes nitro

tame sparrow
#

TFW you're a gay pirate assassin

void spade
#

he's a cool guy

fleet ivy
#

FOR BEING SUCH A COOL GUY, READ THE MESSAGE

foggy thorn
#

ok

#

how

frail cedar
#

I still have the list, and it changes daily

fleet ivy
#

Lol

void spade
#

he's so approachable and friendly

#

🙂

safe isle
#

what list

foggy thorn
#

there's a list?

drowsy jasper
#

you better back up or else I'll nitro you on the lips right now

frail cedar
#

Dest gave me a list if people that want nireo

autumn copper
#

I am a cool guy, thanks.

foggy thorn
#

like a hit list?

frail cedar
#

Nitro*

#

Yes

void spade
#

😩 @drowsy jasper

safe isle
#

am i on the naughty or nice list

frail cedar
#

A hit list lmao

golden ivy
#

im 99% sure ashley blocked me

#

may be wrong

void spade
#

hit me with that bday nitro joke master

safe isle
#

no one ever asked me if i want nitro or not wtf @frail cedar

golden ivy
#

I asked for nitro for christmas and she was like, "heck yeah"

fleet ivy
#

Just buy all the mods nitro and we'll convince lava to make you a real mod before Bray

foggy thorn
#

ur in the list

#

trust me I'm mod

golden ivy
#

good idea dudes

frail cedar
#

Lmao

void spade
#

smh ash getting mod before bray or me

autumn copper
#

So, she can just buy her way to nitro?

void spade
#

preposterous

golden ivy
#

petition for ashley to become mod beforeme

void spade
#

I hope I spelled that right

safe isle
#

you did

void spade
#

sick

frail cedar
#

I mean I'm a teehee so

foggy thorn
#

yea congrats

frail cedar
#

Not really buying anything

void spade
#

wait but I'm a teehee too

golden ivy
#

same

fleet ivy
#

Yeah where did this nitro list come from

golden ivy
#

and im not mod

winged sigil
#

petition for ash to take bray's place

foggy thorn
#

and if you became mod anyone can

frail cedar
#

#AshReplaceBrayGang

tame sparrow
#

Petition to fix the Effects button. It is inconsistent in use and also turns itself back on when you visit certain screens

safe isle
#

i don't want nitro btw i just wanted to be asked if i wanted nitro @frail cedar

golden ivy
#

#AshReplaceBrayGang yeet

#

i like it

#

ima make it my status

void spade
#

maybe the secret to getting jr. mod is to just act like you don't want it

#

that's what brays been doing

autumn copper
#

This chat must be dehydrated.

foggy thorn
#

yes

wispy dagger
#

i wish i had something to drink

foggy thorn
autumn copper
#

Cuz ya'll thirsty af.

foggy thorn
#

drink up

wispy dagger
#

damn it kaumo

fleet ivy
#

Yeah I have no idea what nitro even does for you except moving pictures

foggy thorn
frail cedar
#

I'm always thirsty

winged sigil
#

maybe the secret to getting jr. mod is to give it to yourself

fleet ivy
#

We know

winged sigil
#

aren't we all

void spade
#

I can't do that alien

#

😦

golden ivy
#

true

foggy thorn
drowsy jasper
#

listen, if anyone deserves mod or jr. mod

#

it's clearly the lava alt

void spade
#

I mean

golden ivy
#

yeah

foggy thorn
#

no

void spade
#

that's true

golden ivy
#

or like me

#

i want jr x2

#

so i can give one to ashley

void spade
#

damn

#

I see you

foggy thorn
#

I can't see

void spade
#

watch out next time we play krunker

foggy thorn
#

I'm blind

golden ivy
#

wanna play rn?

#

krunker

#

we can get qaqa

foggy thorn
#

it's 12am

#

I m not playing

void spade
#

yeah it's late

golden ivy
#

nahhhh

#

in canada is 9pm

drowsy jasper
#

tf is krunker

foggy thorn
#

and bray I could beat you any day

golden ivy
#

just move here lozer

void spade
#

it's a browser based fps

golden ivy
#

yes you can kuaka 🙂

foggy thorn
#

pretty fun

#

you shoot people

#

and they die

void spade
#

I'm good at it 🙂

golden ivy
#

and kuaka shoots me 🙂

foggy thorn
#

too good

golden ivy
#

And I lose 🙂

drowsy jasper
#

but does it even have idling

#

or skilling

foggy thorn
#

yes

golden ivy
#

yes

#

100%

foggy thorn
#

you uhhh

#

yes 10)5

void spade
#

yeah Magnum's internet died and he idled a lot

golden ivy
#

yeah

#

and i couldnt shoot him

winged sigil
#

krunker had bs mouse acceleration

golden ivy
#

no it doesn't

foggy thorn
#

it was fine for me

golden ivy
#

it was fine for us

void spade
#

idk Alien I wasn't having any problems with it

winged sigil
#

makes it fucking impossible to hit shit

void spade
#

what browser you use?

winged sigil
#

FF

drowsy jasper
#

do you have mouse acceleration turned on in windows?

void spade
#

hm

foggy thorn
#

u just suck lmao

golden ivy
#

FF?

#

oh firefox

void spade
#

firefox

#

yeah

foggy thorn
#

firefox

autumn copper
#

Firefox is aids.

golden ivy
#

yeah

frail cedar
#

Final Fuckery

void spade
#

try chrome

golden ivy
#

Chrome + duckduckgo

#

thats for cool kids

foggy thorn
#

try opera

golden ivy
#

and for people will too much ram

void spade
#

I'm too lazy to use duckduckgo

#

Alien give netscape a try

drowsy jasper
#

real talk though

#

anyone own modern warfare and trying to get carried?

frail cedar
#

no?

void spade
#

no 😦

wispy dagger
foggy thorn
#

@spare vapor

drowsy jasper
#

boooo

frail cedar
#

We're all too good to get carried

autumn copper
#

Not allowed to play Activision games on Steam.

foggy thorn
#

this guy doesb

frail cedar
#

Eat pant

void spade
#

joke master play krunker with me and bray

hardy galleon
#

why is this my friends username

foggy thorn
#

@spare vapor

drowsy jasper
#

idk that I believe that @frail cedar

autumn copper
#

Got banned from BOII for f-ing around in Zombies solo.

frail cedar
#

Slime rancher is bae asf

void spade
#

I love slime rancher

#

got it in a humble monthly I think

hardy galleon
#

slime rancher is REALLY good

drowsy jasper
#

I mean @winged sigil plays with mouse acceleration so how good can he be

winged sigil
#

I guess it took a full restart for the acceleration to fuck off

void spade
#

or just a bundle

frail cedar
#

Joke master i mained a dsr in bo2

void spade
#

nice alien

frail cedar
#

Literally fight me

golden ivy
#

im playing alone rn

void spade
#

wanna play with me and bray?

golden ivy
#

tryna get practice

void spade
#

I can make a game

autumn copper
#

Koikatsu Party......ftw

golden ivy
#

oh wait ill play

#

static do it

void spade
#

I wanna have at least 3

#

for a FFA

golden ivy
#

yeah

winged sigil
#

sure

safe isle
#

ive never done it with 3

winged sigil
#

I can play for a bit

drowsy jasper
#

I haven't played a CoD since 360 before the new MW

void spade
foggy thorn
#

k I'll be gone for a bit

golden ivy
#

I have a vid of me no scoping static and magnum

drowsy jasper
#

ugh I kind of want to play

void spade
#

its worth joke

#

🙂

drowsy jasper
#

but then I have to walk over to my desktop

golden ivy
#

yeah its fun

#

but static go easy

#

I need practice

foggy thorn
#

just use ur phone like ctt did

golden ivy
#

this keyboard needs to be broken in

void spade
#

okay lemme use new classes

foggy thorn
#

dude deagle fucking sucks

#

don't use it

#

it's so bad

#

23 on body

golden ivy
#

its good in gun game

foggy thorn
#

and 56 for headshot

autumn copper
#

Knifing me at 20ft, the fuck?>

void spade
#

LOL

drowsy jasper
#

alright scale of 1-10

#

how fun is this game

void spade
#

10

autumn copper
#

Garbage

foggy thorn
#

8

void spade
#

oh god ducks in

autumn copper
#

Static be knifing people at 20 feet away

foggy thorn
#

lol

wispy dagger
#

idle skilling is 10/10

#

oh different game

#

prob in the negative, who knows

foggy thorn
#

nah it's fun

autumn copper
#

Yeah pretty sure statics as legit as a c- flavored lollipop lol

drowsy jasper
#

alright, i'm in

foggy thorn
#

with static the game is 8/10

drowsy jasper
#

give me like 2 mins

void spade
#

wtf rdi

foggy thorn
#

without static it's 10/10

autumn copper
#

Joke.

void spade
#

I've just been practicing all day

golden ivy
#

im pretty decent with a sniper now which is good

void spade
#

meanie

golden ivy
#

still need to improve

void spade
#

here

wispy dagger
#

8/10 aint thaaaat bad i guess

void spade
#

I'll use crossbow only

foggy thorn
#

freaking sweat

void spade
#

actually

#

I'll use deagle

foggy thorn
#

tryhard

golden ivy
#

sweat?

foggy thorn
#

deagle 🤮

fleet ivy
#

@strong ore he's too shiny for you

golden ivy
#

imagine

#

sweat

foggy thorn
#

sweat as in trying

strong ore
#

why u do me bad, dudes

foggy thorn
#

you don't know these terms

fleet ivy
#

Lol

foggy thorn
#

have you tried swapping between screen?

golden ivy
#

I do...

strong ore
#

I did it days ago

foggy thorn
#

and making sure you completed it

void spade
#

dude deagle fucking sucks

#

Bray are you in?

golden ivy
#

Kuaka just because ur mad on the internet doesn't make me a lesser human

foggy thorn
#

yep

autumn copper
#

Is it over already?

strong ore
void spade
#

yeah rounds are short

winged sigil
#

man, shotgun is fucking bs

foggy thorn
#

it is

void spade
#

I can turn it off

#

if you want

golden ivy
#

no

spare vapor
#

no

golden ivy
#

lets jsut play

void spade
#

okay

wispy dagger
#

everyone gets shotgun

autumn copper
#

This shit is lag hell.

drowsy jasper
#

you know @autumn copper

#

if you spent as much time playing the game as you do coming up with excuses

#

you'd be doing a ton better

#

jk jk

#

how do i change my name from guest like a peasant

frail cedar
#

I'm moving to pc so i can presume to ruin y'all

void spade
#

@drowsy jasper there should be some way when you hit tab

foggy thorn
#

make an account

void spade
#

i dont remember where

foggy thorn
#

top left

fleet ivy
#

Isn't the pet thing fixed on pc?

foggy thorn
#

capsule xp?

fleet ivy
#

Yeah

foggy thorn
#

yes

safe isle
#

damn im in bed, can't game with ashley :(

fleet ivy
#

Nothing else is fixed though lol

golden ivy
#

2nd pog

#

gg

spare vapor
#

bruh

void spade
#

nice bray!

#

🙂

drowsy jasper
#

ugh I don't want an account though

golden ivy
#

see i got better

void spade
#

it's super easy to make one @drowsy jasper I don't think it even needs email

drowsy jasper
#

can we do teams or something?

frail cedar
#

Ree

void spade
#

yeah sure

drowsy jasper
#

we don't have to

fleet ivy
#

🐷 reee

void spade
#

we don't have as many people though

drowsy jasper
#

i just meant like a comp mode lol

void spade
#

I don't think we can like party up or anything

#

against other people

#

if that's what you mean

#

I recommend changing your reticle and raising FOV to max

#

that's what I did

#

helped me a lot

winged sigil
#

didn't you remove shotguns

void spade
#

no

#

people told me not to

#

but I can

drowsy jasper
#

why does this game have such in depth settings lmfao

#

did not expect that at all

fleet ivy
#

We should all play terraria

golden ivy
#

yeah

foggy thorn
#

buy it for me

#

thanks

long glen
#

Vanilla or modded?

golden ivy
#

how to change fov to max

void spade
#

its somewhere in settings

foggy thorn
#

settings

golden ivy
#

eee where

foggy thorn
#

settings

golden ivy
#

I couldn't find it

void spade
#

under gameplay

fleet ivy
#

Can't play mods on mobile

golden ivy
#

ok

foggy thorn
#

well it's settings

golden ivy
#

oh its "field of view" not shortnened

#

thats why

drowsy jasper
#

lava starts sweating hearing people talking about playing other games

fleet ivy
#

Why play other games when you can macro this one!

#

:p

bold quest
#

which is why off topic got scrapped

fleet ivy
#

Lucky stole off topic then people cheated and ruined it lol

wispy dagger
#

you know it was a wonky idea

#

idle game to a question game

golden ivy
#

you know when u headshot with sniper and they dont die