#off-topic-chat

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ashen orbit
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i need more balls

supple kraken
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😳

frank moth
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so half a year of inactivity

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bruh

ashen orbit
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bruhhh

frank moth
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to be exact thats 194 days and 4 hours

ashen orbit
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damm, my Math is fucking off then, oof

frank moth
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well thats if you count both of these periods

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but for 2902 still barely 4 months

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so yeah now im back

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will quit again someday but thats gotta wait

winged sigil
frank moth
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woah

safe isle
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damn you flew past me

frank moth
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im missing out on so much apparently

errant forge
frank moth
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mee6 online lol

haughty walrus
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If I want to write Lava a longer rant should I PM him, or is there an email for that very purpose?

dim inlet
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google play, I'm pretty sure he reads all of the ratings

topaz aspen
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He read the one calling him a sellout apparently

frank moth
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i read so many critical reviews

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now i fear cloud saving

safe isle
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cloud saving is better than losing your save entirely

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98% of your save vs 0%

supple kraken
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this last potion seriously does not want to reveal itself

safe isle
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@haughty walrus DM him, what's it about

haughty walrus
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Hoops....

safe isle
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ah

haughty walrus
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I feel more and more content is locked behind it.

frank moth
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well apparently, what reviews claim, cloud saving overwrites your save with a 0% progress, so uh, very fun

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but i probably shouldnt believe that lll

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lol

safe isle
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i have never heard of that happening

supple kraken
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you never know what features exist these days

dim inlet
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well about hoops andrew did an asmr tutorial about it, you should watch

frank moth
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reading #_ gives me more questions than answers

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i feel so outdated haha

dim inlet
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best thing you can do is try

haughty walrus
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I did. Well, the problem is that I would need a lot of practice to reach the 37 high score or get the ball pet.... and I frankly I don't want to. If I wanted to play a basketball or other timing based game for hours I would have downloaded one from Google Play.

junior jungle
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Part of the game

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It’s not game changing

winged arch
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is ball pet good ?

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my max score is 8 HAHAHA

frank moth
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i only have 5 so far xd

safe isle
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not really but you get a reward for getting all 60 pets

haughty walrus
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No, but you need it for a lvl9 mastery to complete.

safe isle
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and that

junior jungle
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It’s not supposed to be easily attainable

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Here’s a complete game on a silver platter

supple kraken
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yes pls where do i sign

junior jungle
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Here

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And here

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And right there

haughty walrus
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My problem is that it is gotten an essential part of the game. If it is a nice little extra feature to kill time, it's fine. But being such an essential part is an issue for me.

junior jungle
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Ininitals here

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It is the game

supple kraken
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hey are you scamming me!

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why do you want my bank details!

junior jungle
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Because I want half

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Our marriage was a lie

haughty walrus
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But it is another genre.

junior jungle
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No it’s part of the game

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Same game

haughty walrus
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No.

junior jungle
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Same rules EVERYONE plays with

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Just like taxes

haughty walrus
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You don't see my point.

junior jungle
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You don’t see my point

haughty walrus
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It is not an idle game hoops.

winged sigil
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I mean getting 100% in everything is not necessary

junior jungle
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Just play the game or don’t. It’s part of it

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I can’t literally prove you wrong

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I have a YouTube video of me idling hoops coming out

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High score of 0

winged sigil
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In this case hoops is a part of that 100%, though

junior jungle
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I, on the other hand, love the spectrum of variety towards goals

haughty walrus
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It is like to have to play accordion during a math exam.

junior jungle
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I’m interested in your take on that tbh

haughty walrus
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My problem is that is walling me, and I have no way to get around it.

junior jungle
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I’ve gotten 20+ in less than 5 minutes spamming my screen. It’s not that hard

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Once shit starts oscillating just hit the backboard

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And you’re not restricted by the 24 hr reward.

dim inlet
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bert, I was working on a bot to make hoops automatic based on the hoops position

haughty walrus
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You are in the case of the ball,.

winged sigil
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You can save scum the trials so you at least don't have to get 3 good trials in a row

junior jungle
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I don’t think I got 37 during my reward

haughty walrus
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It just would be nice to have ways around it. For example: Tickets would have the chance to give balls. Or || Gattaca having a lvl giving soulbound||

junior jungle
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But you can get 36 and wait

haughty walrus
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How do you save scum on android?

winged sigil
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Helium

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At least you need that for this purpose

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In most other cases a simple restart of the game will suffice

haughty walrus
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How about just editing my savefile?

frank moth
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wait, thats illegal

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atleast i think

winged sigil
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Kuaka tried, couldn't get it to work

dim inlet
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wheres the LavaCop emote when we need it

winged sigil
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But you still need access to a computer for that, or root

haughty walrus
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That's a point I am trying to make. You have to get autoclicker, savescum, helium, barium, pultioniom, myassium to get around hoops....

tiny saffron
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Saveedit doesn't work with root for me

frank moth
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why is_ this a thing mm

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myassium haha

tiny saffron
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Restart of game ? Does that work for hyperegg

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Restart as in what ? Uninstalling then reinstalling ?

haughty walrus
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One question. Do you have your 3 main buttons as softkeys on your mobile?

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Closing the app.

winged sigil
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Just force close and reopen

tiny saffron
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Does that work for trials

winged sigil
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Softkeys

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No

haughty walrus
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If you have the 3 keys as softkeys, and have to swipe to get them out, it will not work, and have to go an extra mile.

junior jungle
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I’m on iOS and I got hoops before I hit mist

golden ivy
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PC is so bad tho

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Y waste ur time

frank moth
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i got hoops after i hit mist

tiny saffron
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I have navigation gestures not softkeys

haughty walrus
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That sucks.

winged sigil
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I also have home button as force press

frail cedar
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Let loose the pogs of war

golden ivy
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My buttons are normal

winged sigil
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And I can set them to stay visible

tiny saffron
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I mean i can go back but it wastes my screen space

golden ivy
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But my middle one displays battery life

haughty walrus
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When I was swiping, the game recognized it as touch, and randomply kept/discareded the hatched pet, and lost my ticket.

junior jungle
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There’s a great video on how to do this very linear hoops game

winged sigil
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Actually I think I misunderstood, mine are gestures too

golden ivy
frail cedar
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🇴 🇴 🇫

golden ivy
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Ewf

winged sigil
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Can you set them to stay visible?

haughty walrus
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No.

tiny saffron
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Gestures master race

golden ivy
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Idk what u guys mean by gestures

tiny saffron
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you can turn them off in settings ?

haughty walrus
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I managed to get around it.

winged sigil
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Or add force press to home button

tiny saffron
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Idk about ios Bray but it's on android

junior jungle
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Touch screen gestures

tiny saffron
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Even i will pay to get rid of hoops

haughty walrus
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On-off button-> home screen button when on unlock screen -> unlock and then you are on the home screen without touching.

golden ivy
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I'm android

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I understand what they mean now I guess

tiny saffron
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So he was asking if you are using 3 buttons to open multitasking or navigation gestures

golden ivy
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Ye ye ok ok

frail cedar
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Micro planet update when. Hyped for customizable avatars and civ sim

golden ivy
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Ok

winged sigil
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With helium and hoops you just need to get out of the game before the second ball exits the screen

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Since it saves at the beginning of each trial

frail cedar
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Swanky

golden ivy
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Interesting take ash

woven apex
haughty walrus
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Or I just uninstall the game and simply leave...

woven apex
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Baggy has seen some shit

tiny saffron
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Uninstall is risky with that cloudsave

golden ivy
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Cloudsave isn't that bad

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⚛️

ashen orbit
bold quest
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💦

frail cedar
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Moist

golden ivy
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I send emojis to try to revive chat

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Never works

frail cedar
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Ignored gang

golden ivy
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If I wasn't a jr mod lava would have ignored me a while back

tiny saffron
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Try this one ♋ always works

golden ivy
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I'm kidding

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Yes cancer is fun

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tiny saffron
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CAn be taken in many ways

golden ivy
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Yup

tiny saffron
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Wew legendary ♋ didn't work

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golden ivy
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Ok

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tips fedora

tiny saffron
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Ingles pliss

golden garnet
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Welp, I crafted 1000mil of all the items... I wish it was a mastery task lol.

golden ivy
near wharf
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if u could have a card irl

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which would it be

golden ivy
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Noob

near wharf
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why that one is so lame

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the dark blue is bad

golden ivy
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Ok fine

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you

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Maybe like qoxurxul

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However you spell it

chilly prawn
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Hey lava-

golden ivy
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Can we have a lavaflame card as merch

near wharf
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sentinel everyones favorite

chilly prawn
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Two ?,s.

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Any idea on changing iOS bottom screen up some b. That annoying white bar ?

golden ivy
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That's true

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The boss cards are really nice

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and doing a small hotfix to fix the stats and ap screen on pc

chilly prawn
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And any exchange or alternate item when buying package of already got the item. Mastery and if into forge for example ( PMd you and put it in suggestion)

golden ivy
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Keymaster MS would make a cool card irl

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@near wharf awoo

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That accurately represents lava

dim inlet
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this is lava scrolling through #_

golden ivy
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if only i wasn't blocked so he could see it

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Lmao

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dont remember why i'm blocked

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just know i am

dim inlet
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he read it and goes: "I dont remember doing that"

golden ivy
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Lmao I didn't realize I could talk in #_ still

tiny saffron
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Lava didn't block you he just ignores everyone

golden ivy
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^

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Unless he did block you

near wharf
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even if i did it would still show "blocked"

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i remember blocking sommeone like last year

golden ivy
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Yeah which is annoying on mobile

tiny saffron
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Send all exploits to lava , he won't block you

dim inlet
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sup lava, plans on doing streams? I would like to see you drawing bobs

sterile osprey
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damage so high this patch it created a warp through another server

golden ivy
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He mentioned a coding stream a while back, might have been joking but I would watch

chilly prawn
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Another screen molested by that white bar lava :(. I’m so scared to click super absorb and spend gems

And he probably busy since semester started again —

near wharf
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ive wanted to do an irl stream where i just walk around town

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but i never do

sterile osprey
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what's this game written it?

supple kraken
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why tho

golden ivy
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Become the lava version of IcePoseidon

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but then you would dox your location and thats no good when you become famous

patent osprey
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I just want the arcade event so I can unload these balls

near wharf
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i mean not really

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like id dox the city but

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cities are big

golden ivy
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That's true

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Most people know my city

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Or atleast most randoms here

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4chan exists

supple kraken
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then you'd walk back to your house

near wharf
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if 4chan wanted to find out where i lived

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they could

golden ivy
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they found a flag using airplains

near wharf
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they could find out where anyone lives

golden ivy
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Yes I remember that

near wharf
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ok the airplane triangulation was like

golden ivy
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When the guy did that art piece stream

near wharf
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one of their least impressive things

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shia

golden ivy
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So they used the shadow to find it

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Yee

near wharf
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no they didnt use shadows

golden ivy
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Did they not?

near wharf
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no i literally jsut rewatched those videos

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from uhm

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internet guy

golden ivy
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I thought they got the timezone using shadows from the daylight

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Oh my b

near wharf
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oh i mean yea

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but thats just common sense

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look when it gets dark

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then look at what place on earth gets dark at that time

sterile osprey
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what the

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is this the furries

golden ivy
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no its the awoo

near wharf
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would people want farming cards

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in the mail

golden ivy
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Yes

near wharf
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or would they be like darn

golden ivy
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100%

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Next level shit

near wharf
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which ones though

bold quest
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Bray, release your inner furry

golden ivy
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Sunburst looks nice

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@near wharf you

supple kraken
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no

golden ivy
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Cards for everything would be cool

supple kraken
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i'd rather get a parrot

golden ivy
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Even for unexpected shit

tiny saffron
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Card for help screen

golden ivy
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Blood tree and mushroom are also cool

tiny saffron
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Card for CanTouchThis

golden ivy
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I feel like the farming update was very pretty in general

fervent hazel
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Credit cards are nice too

supple kraken
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shrek card

golden ivy
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awoo card

tiny saffron
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Take my credit card it has negative money

golden ivy
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Why do you specifically have maga awoos

chilly prawn
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Make a poker card deck

bold quest
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Lava's calling card would be nice, even more so if it has his adress

golden ivy
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Lol

dim inlet
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he is gone, furry chased him away

golden ivy
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@golden ivy because awoo

tiny saffron
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Aaachoooo

quick cargo
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Feels bad, 1000 Raid tickets to go for entertainer z but didn’t get it

golden ivy
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Oh f

near wharf
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i really still dream of like

tiny saffron
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Spend more

near wharf
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i want to sell little card packs

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irl

golden ivy
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Yeah I'd buy

tiny saffron
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Sell them

near wharf
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not to make money but

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just to know people have cards

golden ivy
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make some into patches

near wharf
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random rarities random cards

tiny saffron
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Sell Pokemon cards

golden ivy
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I'd totally buy some idle Skilling cards

near wharf
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what are patches again

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like iron on patches?

haughty walrus
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Hi Lava.

golden ivy
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or velcro

dim inlet
golden ivy
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Nicotine patches

tiny saffron
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Chewing gum is better

golden ivy
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True

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instead of a card you could pull a velcro patch

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Or liek we open those old pokemon metal cases full of cards

dim inlet
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you could make a collecting game card

golden ivy
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with a mouse pad that serves as a game board

tiny saffron
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They sell for hugeeeee money

sterile osprey
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sell robots that can autoclick on ios

golden ivy
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I would buy IS mousepad

winged arch
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i'm at purple potions atm and i get the biggest dopamine bomb everytime i unlock a new potion. Am I addicted?

golden ivy
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Actually no

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I just got a new one

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@zinc bison why do you not want a card search function

sterile osprey
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any more buttons and we'll need a 10' tablet to play this

golden ivy
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add cloud saves to pc

tiny saffron
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Pristine edition Charizard sells for like 50k$

golden ivy
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Awoo...

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My main question is where did you specifically find maga awoos

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its relevent

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I've never seen any on 4chan ever

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/ptg/ threads

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What the fuck is ptg

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Ik it's relevant, and I enjoy the Maga awoos but like you just have hundreds of these?

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more or less

chilly prawn
golden ivy
solemn estuary
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Hey

golden ivy
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Lmao

true wadi
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good one

golden ivy
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I appreciate the funni maymay

tame sparrow
golden ivy
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I will save this for later to get my boomer father

solemn estuary
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I heard boomer

tame sparrow
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Maga hats will make easy targets for the kill drones

golden ivy
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Jeeze

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not as bad as the guy who killed elderly trump supporters he was taking care of

solemn estuary
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Funny speaking about fish tanks my fish tank Just woke me up

tame sparrow
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Each drone will have 400 arms tipped with razor sharp hypodermic dive knives

golden ivy
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4chan found the retirement home the guy worked out and did what 4chan does best

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report him to the fbi

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4chan is a horrible place

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Or so I've heard

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from the media

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which is a more horrible source

tame sparrow
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Oh, reported him. I thought you were going to say they started beating off to CP while screaming racial slurs

golden ivy
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Well

tiny saffron
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Oops i forgot to ask lava to have an option to pay for bb pet

golden ivy
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bb?

tame sparrow
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basketball

golden ivy
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Basket ball

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Oh

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the media believes the ok hand sign is a symbol of white supremacy
because 4chan tricked them

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"media"

tame sparrow
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Well see the problem with your statement is that the ok hand sign now factually IS a symbol for white supremacy because due to that former hoax, actual white supremacists started using it

tiny saffron
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It is

tame sparrow
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Just because it started as a joke doesn't mean its not true now

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It also ruined the shit out of the hole game

golden ivy
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4chan isnt a horrible place as a whole, just some parts of it

near wharf
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its such a shame because they can be so great

golden ivy
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Reddit is arguably worse because it has a hell of a lot more bad subreddits than 4chan has bad boards

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They can that's true

near wharf
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like all the good pranks that dont actually hurt anyone

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like all those polls where they vote for the worst name

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gushing granny mountain dew

golden ivy
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All of the dumb raids and influencing of polls and shtuff

tiny saffron
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Lava option to pay for bb pet when

near wharf
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but there are so many things 4chan does that actually cause real harm

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thats a good point

fleet ivy
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Never messed with 4chan

near wharf
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maybe ill put BB pet as a

near wharf
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...

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a code

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on the back of one of these IRL card

tiny saffron
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Yess

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Still easier than getting 66

near wharf
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i havent ever gotten 66

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i think i got 64 once

tame sparrow
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Reddit is better because you can at least try to avoid the morons. On 4chan you'll be in a thread about the HK416 and the conversation will immediately devolve in to how brown people are an inferior race who wouldn't be able to wield modern technological weapons.

tiny saffron
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Exactly 😭

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But it still leaves that mastery set 9

golden ivy
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I like Reddit

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It's kewl

tiny saffron
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I like discord

tame sparrow
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I like reddit better because it allows me to be selective with the amount of stupid bullshit I get exposed to

tiny saffron
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It's cooler

golden ivy
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Discord is cool

tame sparrow
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Discord is great as a communications platform but godawful for both your privacy and for preventing harassment

tiny saffron
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Just block them all

golden ivy
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True

tiny saffron
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As for privacy that has been comprised the day you started using google

sterile osprey
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well, you use it for free so

patent osprey
tame sparrow
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It being free is irrelevant. Other services also violating your rights is also irrelevant

twin hound
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So somehow I got my idle damage to do a flat amount, rather than a random amount

woven apex
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Reddit can be a giant circlejerk though

tiny saffron
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But every social platform reads your chat , talk about phone covers , you will get a phone cover ad next time

twin hound
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And I believe it's fucking with the approximate gold earned per hour

golden ivy
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Speaking of which

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I would love a good deal on a portable charger

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Discord hook me up

bold quest
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put him on an actual hook

tiny saffron
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Idk if discord reads chat

woven apex
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Get a sponsor Bray

tiny saffron
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Good time to test

tame sparrow
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Bray I've had good luck with Zerolemon products

young grotto
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@twin hound there is a perk that removes the damage range

bold quest
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Bray, get a sugar daddy

woven apex
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This message is sponsored by Raid Shadow Legends

twin hound
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I don't have access to the full lv10 perks

tiny saffron
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Get ready for raid shadow ad

tame sparrow
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A Raid Shadow Legends ad is grounds for automatic unsubscribe

young grotto
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Thats so legit king hahaha

golden ivy
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I used to try to get deals on a PC I was buying by putting it in cart, and taking it out so they send me deals so I buy it

twin hound
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Hey, at least raid shadow legends has honest ads, not that fake ass shit afk arena has

bold quest
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or like those pokemon ads

twin hound
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Gods

tame sparrow
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This message sponsored by World of Warships

manic falcon
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Um...

twin hound
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But yeah

manic falcon
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Even Raid is lying with the footage

golden ivy
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this message is sponsored by Nord VPN

tiny saffron
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I was tired seeing that Pokemon ad at one point

true wadi
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or any game with fake "wall/tower defender" ad

golden ivy
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What pokemon ad

twin hound
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I have no idea how I got my idle damage to do what it did

bold quest
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right, those ads you could interact with

tiny saffron
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Lord of legends is also a master in fake ads

golden ivy
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Also have you guys seen the most annoying ad in the world

tame sparrow
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I haven't seen an ad during regular web browsing since roughly 2010, its a beautiful thing

golden ivy
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The "I'm dying" ad

bold quest
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watch lava put in a raid shadow legends ad in the game

twin hound
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Unskippable YouTube ads are the worst

tame sparrow
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I also don't see ads in apps anymore since I started using Blokada

tiny saffron
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30s YouTube ad with 5s skip is better than 5s unskippable YouTube ads

near wharf
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oh my god

golden ivy
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I have always used an ad blocker I guesd

near wharf
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i cant stand raid

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its literally a mission of mine

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to get big enough

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where i can basically destory that gamme

tame sparrow
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If you're on android, blokada works on the youtube app as well

bold quest
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There are some youtubers with quality content but doesn't even put ads in the vid

twin hound
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Remember when there was a point YouTube ads were sometime some person's live stream recording?

near wharf
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the fact that an advertisement is a meme

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it honestly hurts

young grotto
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^

bold quest
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Just realized something

tiny saffron
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YouTube Rewind 2019 was the definition of lazy

near wharf
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i didnt mind the uhm

golden ivy
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legend27 kicking my ass

near wharf
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thats how mafia works

tame sparrow
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A few months ago they put the entire Lego Movie as a youtube ad in order to advertise the sequel

near wharf
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because its kinda funny

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but the raid meme is...

golden ivy
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I played the game that it came from

near wharf
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the meme is that its an ad everyone sees

golden ivy
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So when it blew up it was funny

young grotto
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Yt rewind just said "fuck it" to the users cause they got hurt last year

near wharf
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its be like if mcdonalds became a meme

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just because.... they advertise

tame sparrow
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Over 100 gazillion served

golden ivy
#

they did

#

the ice cream machine

bold quest
#

Awooo

near wharf
#

no no but

#

thats fine

bold quest
#

Do you have an ahegao pepe pic?

near wharf
#

thats not a meme about their advertising

#

its like undertale

#

big meme

#

but imagine if it was as big a meme as it was

#

except

#

no one gave a shit about it

#

and no one really played it

tiny saffron
#

That meme made that trash game more popular

near wharf
#

it was just advertised to everyone

golden ivy
#

A&W is better anyway

near wharf
#

has that guy retired?

#

who made undertale?

golden ivy
#

No

tiny saffron
#

Yes

near wharf
#

he definitely made enough to retire

golden ivy
#

Toby is on Minecraft all the time

twin hound
#

Bah, that didn't work

bold quest
#

Lava can we get a voice channel in here?

golden ivy
#

He did?

#

I thought he was going to make more deltarune

tame sparrow
#

Toby something

golden ivy
#

Fox

tame sparrow
#

fox

near wharf
#

toby turner

#

my favorite youtuber

#

bigger than pewdiepie

#

once upon a time

golden ivy
#

My favourite YouTuber has to be morgz

#

And his mom

near wharf
#

please stop

golden ivy
#

@near wharf then he got #metooed

#

@bold quest asked for it

near wharf
#

he got metoo'd becaues he abused people lol

patent osprey
bold quest
#

I didn't see it

#

that was pretty normal compared to what I was expecting

tame sparrow
#

On desktop discord when I hover over my username panel in the lower left it makes lava's name flash darker

near wharf
#

anyone here remember gradeaundera

golden ivy
#

Yes

near wharf
#

just remembered that guy existed

golden ivy
#

I liked him

near wharf
#

i used to really like him before he started doing drama stuff

tame sparrow
#

grade a under a was great until he didn't know when to stop

golden ivy
#

He was funny and showed that even with poor editing and stuff you could still make good content

near wharf
#

no no he couldve kept going if he just kept doing benign stuff that everyone could realte too

golden ivy
tame sparrow
#

I meant specifically with the youtube drama shit

golden ivy
#

That drama got bad

near wharf
#

he killed himself by covering the american election

#

drama was at least like... mildly entertaining? to some?

#

but then the election was just like

fleet ivy
#

My wife only watches YouTube drama channels >.>. I call them snitch bitches

near wharf
#

cmon man no one is happy about it

#

not saying im one side or another because i dont talk about it

#

i mean more him coveri ng the election process

#

before anyone was elected

tame sparrow
#

bigclivedotcom is the best youtube channel of all time

golden ivy
#

Well as someone who isn't american it's easy to judge quickly

patent osprey
#

well, don't worry, cause we're still more likely than not gonna have another 4 years

golden ivy
#

So I can see why he did I guess

near wharf
#

honestly worried im gonna get drafted

#

then have to stop making games

patent osprey
#

don't be

golden ivy
#

Don't be worried

#

Shoot ur foot off

near wharf
#

games arent an excuse to not be drafted are they

#

ill jsut say

#

i have chronic autism

#

and theyll ask how i contracted it

patent osprey
#

congress would have to reinstate the draft as well as declare war

near wharf
#

and ill link the to my discord

#

and theyll say "oh"

golden ivy
#

I don't want to get drafted for peace keeping if Canada gets involved like nam

#

Actually I do

#

That would be epic

tame sparrow
#

All you have to do to not get drafted is refuse to go to the draft office when your number comes up. It isn't going to work like it did in viet nam. People are going to fight back this time.

patent osprey
#

also, a male only draft is probably unconstitutional at this point cause of the whole combat roles thing

golden ivy
#

Yeah that's true

#

I say that alot

near wharf
#

worst comes to worst

patent osprey
#

a draft would be a stupid idea outside of an actual invasion of the us

near wharf
#

ill go to the draft office place

tame sparrow
#

And I don't mean they're going to protest, I mean they're gonna shoot draft officers

near wharf
#

and say to the guy ".... you play idle skilling at all?? ;)"

tawdry seal
#

Military ain’t that bad tbh

tame sparrow
#

lmao

golden ivy
#

The state of discord and all will be weird if a big war thing does break out

solid sail
#

My deck in fighting wont work whatever i do after 4.1. Decks seems to work everywhere else, but not there. What can I do?

near wharf
#

hell say "yea bruh all day"

#

ill say "free gems"

tame sparrow
#

I was in the army it is that bad

near wharf
#

freedom

tawdry seal
#

I’m deployed right now

tame sparrow
#

You've got them rose colored glasses on

near wharf
#

how am i going to add buggy content while deployed

golden ivy
#

Recruit me

#

I am good stencyl

near wharf
#

kas

golden ivy
#

And have aseprite

near wharf
#

@solid sail check your crusade decks?

#

or do you mean card decks

#

crusade decks had their positions swapped

tawdry seal
#

Nah I just chose the right branch and platform

solid sail
#

Card decks

near wharf
#

is it switching to deck 11 kas?

patent osprey
#

this isn't south korea, we're not gonna be forcefully drafted anytime soon because, as I said, congress would have to reinstate the draft, and in this political climate that happening is close to nil

near wharf
#

if so just equip cards into it

golden ivy
#

Just gimmie like 10$ and I will make buggy content for you

tawdry seal
#

Hey lava did you get my message I sent the other day

tame sparrow
#

Don't give bray ten dollars he'll just spend it on maple syrup

golden ivy
#

Hey lava wanna see my fishtank

fleet ivy
#

It's so cool for lava to offer to code 7 more deck slots by the next patch! :D

golden ivy
#

Also vad yes

tame sparrow
#

bray dont steal my fuckin joke you canadian piece of toast

golden ivy
#

Syrup all the way

tawdry seal
#

Lol

golden ivy
#

The joke is that I'm making the joke vadd

#

It's meta

solid sail
#

I dont have deck 11. No gems :(

golden ivy
#

It's ok neither do I

true wadi
#

i noticed pet icon in deck, is there any pet card except event one?

solid sail
#

Yes its switching to 11 every time

tame sparrow
#

OH status update on the cheat run: Its been... 2 weeks? Since I started this save, and I have officially gotten back to the place that previously took 10 months to get to.

patent osprey
#

just buy the links and unlink it

tame sparrow
#

Idle Skilling pay to win confirmed

young grotto
#

Is lava murican?

golden ivy
#

Yeo

near wharf
#

yea @solid sail just equip cards

#

into deck 11

#

pretend that you own it

#

itll let you equip cards trust me

#

go to whatever screen deck 11 is switched to

#

so that ur now on deck 11

#

nad equip cards

golden ivy
#

Game theory: Lavaflame2 is from Idaho and he has 2 kids names Charlie and Nugget

patent osprey
#

yea, it's the backdoor way of having all the decks without actually having them

solid sail
#

So after 4.1 I am forced to buy all card decks and crusader decks to be able to use anything in fighting? 🤔

patent osprey
#

buy the links

near wharf
#

no

#

kas its like

#

the bug actually gives you +1 decks

#

so basically

#

there is 1 screen in the game that will switch you to deck 11

#

find out what screen that is

#

and just know that that screen is linked to deck 11 permanently

#

(until you unlock the link at least)

#

and equip the cards you want for that screen, into deck 11

true wadi
#

mine show fighting combat when i bought all link. i can see why it's glitch or something

golden ivy
#

Oh lava you made your youtube account on September 11th

junior jungle
#

Still gotta buy the deck tho

twin hound
#

Only 89 more gems to go...

junior jungle
#

Not the link

severe tiger
#

For me every screen switches it to 11

near wharf
#

no you dont have to buy the deck

twin hound
#

Need me that infinity forge

near wharf
#

... every screen?

severe tiger
#

Or rather it may be the card screen

patent osprey
#

you don't have to buy any decks, the links work without them

golden ivy
#

^

severe tiger
#

Becuase it is the only thing every selected

junior jungle
#

Well you don’t, you’re right.

near wharf
#

thats very strange

#

bard so

patent osprey
#

buying the decks just makes it that much easier to swap out the cards

junior jungle
#

But.. ease of use orrrr

near wharf
#

if you go to card screen

#

and select deck 1

#

then go to Gym

#

then back to cards

#

itll be on deck 11?

severe tiger
#

Let me check

near wharf
#

and if you do the same, but instead go to Potions

junior jungle
#

Hard mode confirmed

solid sail
#

For me it seems lik only fighting sets deck 11

tawdry seal
#

I finished my last ice cream today

near wharf
#

so kas

tawdry seal
#

Honestly I could have done it a lot sooner

near wharf
#

go to fighting

#

then go back to Cards

solemn estuary
#

I bought the links and decks, problem solved

near wharf
#

then equip all your favorite fighting cards

junior jungle
#

Every time you receive a gray card you must reinstall

near wharf
#

that way whenever fighting auto-switches you to deck 11

#

you have your fighting cards equipped

junior jungle
#

Yeah, duh.

golden ivy
#

Nah hard mode is every time you play game, you uninstall

severe tiger
#

Turns out I was wrong

near wharf
#

every time lava hears a new song you have to put up with an inevitable in game reference

patent osprey
#

have 668 balls waiting

junior jungle
#

Every time you want to play it’s unavailable to download.

near wharf
#

super hard mode

junior jungle
#

Hit@me uninstall

solid sail
#

Did I hear bug compensation gems? 😂

near wharf
#

since theyre such bad references they make you clear data

golden ivy
#

so, i got the contract for defeating incarnate with ice cream (i have gold one) without even being close to it lol

near wharf
#

bug compensation?

#

why would i compensate lol

#

you get a free deck out of the bug

golden ivy
#

Every time the mods complain about bugs, delete save

junior jungle
#

Count your lucky stars?

tawdry seal
#

It’s not a big it’s a feature

#

Bug

junior jungle
#

Can we get a grief council in here?

golden ivy
#

There are 0 bugs

#

Trivia fun fact

#

All features

junior jungle
#

Can we get a bug list that affects forward momentum

#

Instead of drunken tattoos

golden ivy
#

that "bug" actually happens with every deck, you don't even need to buy them

patent osprey
#

so much I wanna buy with gems, but I need carpets

golden ivy
#

For links yeh

junior jungle
#

Love the new update. It’s a bitch in overalls and I actually hate it.

#

But it’s challenging so thank you

golden ivy
#

It's fun

#

I liek

#

it just takes forever

twin hound
#

I'm not far enough into the game to play with the newest stuff...

golden ivy
#

I liked it better with our friend tho mm

#

Lava made a mistake removing him

junior jungle
#

Hate pets, could do away with that garbage. But it’s been fun so far. Thanks magma Fire

golden ivy
#

i just recently unlocked green construct zone, and my first upgrade will take 26 hours lol

#

Ouf

solemn estuary
#

Rip

golden ivy
#

Well I should sleep now I guess

solemn estuary
#

Night bray

patent osprey
#

need 90Q more blue vessels for gattaca

golden ivy
#

Gn

#

night pal

severe tiger
#

Lava what is your position on time travelling?

golden ivy
#

Don't forget: till Monday cofe is 50% off so pm if u have a license

junior jungle
#

Set those spelunkers to learn bruh

golden ivy
#

I believe he has an anti-cheating thing on the game, unless it got removed

#

I don't believe so no

junior jungle
#

Cheat all you want

#

It’s obvious and you can’t really post about it without us knowing

#

Diminishing returns

golden ivy
#

It's single player so it's not that bad, just never brag nor post pics of your cheated progress if you r claiming it's legit

junior jungle
#

And there aren’t any other games you can play like this

golden ivy
#

Chicken oddysey is much better game

#

Idk who made it but he's a genius

junior jungle
#

And brad is a much better name

golden ivy
#

i remember seeing dudes having them save files deleted due to time travel? correct me if i'm wrong

#

Well time travel bugs ur save

#

So that could be it

#

You are telling a clock that you left for X hours, then you are telling it you didn't. So it breaks trying to figure out wtf ur doing

junior jungle
#

Clever

twin hound
#

Woo! Managed to kill my first sentinel with less than 10 seconds to spare

solid sail
#

One more question? If i buy all the decks and links, will fighting still be stuck att deck 11? Cuz i have 2 decks im using for fighting and its kinda anoying if i have to switch cards in deck 11 to swap between farming cash and damage etc.

twin hound
#

Defense mechanic op

golden ivy
#

You can always change the position of decks and links

#

good job, now do demon :p

#

Yesh

junior jungle
#

It’s not appropriated to fighting

true wadi
#

if buy all decks/links, no more stuck.

junior jungle
#

You’ll have to figure that out for yourself

bold quest
#

yeah, try out different positions

golden ivy
#

Yeah

#

Lmao

bold quest
#

might allow you to move a little bit easier

golden ivy
#

And not get so tired (of the game) so quickly

junior jungle
#

If all combat then congrats. Got yourself a free link. Still have to buy the deck

bold quest
#

by move, i meant progress

golden ivy
#

that's what she said

#

Same

bold quest
#

Should i dump here everything awoo sent me?

junior jungle
#

Well you don’t, but in order to fully utilize

golden ivy
#

Whine, dine and 69

junior jungle
#

Yeah it’s wine

golden ivy
#

Yeah

#

I decided that editing it twice was a bit much

bold quest
#

💦

golden ivy
#

I also forgot the Oxford comma

junior jungle
#

Decision made, heard

golden ivy
#

Like a dummy

junior jungle
#

Oxford comma you nailed

golden ivy
#

Lmao my message implies that I'm dining and 69'ing at the same time

junior jungle
#

Oxford comma is one in a simple thought

golden ivy
#

The sentence needs it

#

Or else I'm fucking in a restaurant

junior jungle
#

So if I were to say I hate cheese, bees, and library fees

golden ivy
#

more like sucking

#

Tru

junior jungle
#

Oxford is I hate cheese, bees and library fees

golden ivy
#

Doug ik what it is

#

Oxford comma is the comma

#

Not the absence of it

junior jungle
#

It’s less than

golden ivy
#

Or am I stupid

junior jungle
#

That’s college algebra

#

One and done

#

And that’s what she said

#

“And” is the comma

#

Be better

golden ivy
#

No

#

Wait no

junior jungle
#

You’re arguing with the wrong guy my friend

golden ivy
#

I was taught that the comma is a comma

junior jungle
#

Well

#

You’re right in that sense

golden ivy
#

Like this: (I'm with my dad, Phillip and Frank)

#

That's without

junior jungle
#

But correct is correct and ill tell you just how you are or aren’t

golden ivy
#

Implying Philip and Frank are my dad

junior jungle
#

That’s two ideas

golden ivy
#

Don't tell me that the Oxford comma is the word "and"

junior jungle
#

Oxford is 3. I like your dad, you, and your dad

golden ivy
#

I dumb but I not that dumb

junior jungle
#

No, it’s not that. I like potatoes, onions And liquorice

golden ivy
#

Yeah that's what I'm saying

#

The Oxford comma seperates

#

In most cases is needed for clarification

junior jungle
#

The Oxford comma is one in 3. Hence mathematics

humble monolith
#

What is this autisitc crap

golden ivy
#

Yeah idk

#

He's claiming math on an English principal of grammar debate

#

Like technically math is everything but I mean no

#

Well vad's

junior jungle
#

Math is everything

woven apex
#

Wow only 2 mods online

tame sparrow
#

It doesn't matter how many mods are online since they have no power

#

Howdy

#

You said the game would be today. It was not

#

What do you mean what do I mean? You said previously that the game would start before now. It hasn't started. When will it start? And also how long will it be available for? I have to sleep soon so I'll probably have to do it after that

#

good good

#

Oh shit, do you need some IT assistance?

#

is it because I'm white

supple kraken
#

maybe

topaz aspen
#

Yeah, as we all know, white people can't IT

tame sparrow
#

My life has been nothing but suffering since the moment I was born a cracker

topaz aspen
#

Everywhere I went (On the internet) I was being oppressed

quiet timber
#

no lava you can't do this

near wharf
#

apparently

#

youre not meant to eat rice with salt?

bold quest
#

soy sauce

topaz aspen
#

Well

tame sparrow
#

Who doesn't put salt on rice?

topaz aspen
#

Put some salt in the water

bold quest
#

salt on cofee

tame sparrow
#

To be fair tho, I use creole seasoning on my rice

#

Salty with spice also

topaz aspen
#

Isn't soy sauce basically the same?

tame sparrow
#

Soy sauce is essentially salt with a little umami flavor

#

You can replicate most of the flavor profile using standard table salt and MSG

topaz aspen
#

Just buy pure MSG

twin hound
#

Okay, somehow I bugged old friend's card drop

#

It won't drop its card

tame sparrow
#

MSG is easy to get under the brand name Accent in little shakers

topaz aspen
#

It's called Aromat in Denmark

twin hound
#

It's only dropping star cards

topaz aspen
#

And is mixed with salt and onion powder

twin hound
#

Welp

tame sparrow
#

Try restarting the game. Set to a different mob and switch back to old friend when you open the game

#

@topaz aspen Accent is pure MSG with no other flavored additives

topaz aspen
#

It's prob not available in my country

tame sparrow
#

I'm sure you can find it under another brand name. I can look it up for you, one moment

topaz aspen
#

Good luck finding it in Denmark

#

The only place I can find pure MSG is in a special asian market

#

Supermarkets here don't really have the balls to order anything imported

tame sparrow
#

Looks like aromat is made by Knorr, they have a pure MSG available

#

your local market probably just doesn't stock it.

#

Asain markets are amazing tbh

fossil stratus
#

I just got my second potions slide complete yay

tame sparrow
#

nice

topaz aspen
#

Nah, it's like that all over the country

#

But we have a huge asian population, so the asian markets can afford to import all sorts of stuff

tame sparrow
#

The prophets were right

#

Denmark is not to be trusted

fossil stratus
#

what r u talking about

tame sparrow
#

MSG

topaz aspen
#

D:

tame sparrow
#

I suppose you could always order in bulk on amazon and have enough msg to last you the rest of your life. Not like it goes bad

topaz aspen
#

Can't use amazon or ebay here

tame sparrow
#

wow what a shithole

topaz aspen
#

Well you probably can with some items, but the price to get it imported wouldn't be worth it

raw folioBOT
#

A user has successfully killed a boss! Congrats to them! STAR STAR STAR

fossil stratus
#

ooooo

topaz aspen
tame sparrow
#

Tell you what, I bet you could ask the asian market to get you a bulk amount

topaz aspen
#

I just think the American shipping companies are lazy cunts

fossil stratus
#

Why r u tlkn about asian exchanges?

tame sparrow
#

Scroll up and read the convo man, we can't be arsed to explain the whole thing again

bold quest
#

He plans to bring down your country

tame sparrow
#

@topaz aspen have you tried using a package forwarding service?

solemn estuary
#

Hey

topaz aspen
#

They're extremely expensive

tame sparrow
#

Sometimes you gotta pay a little more to get something you really want

#

that's life

topaz aspen
#

Any shipping from the states to Denmark is more costly than whatever you decide to ship

tame sparrow
#

Or you could move out of shithole denmark to a real country

solemn estuary
#

Nohx I suggest independent delivery services

fossil stratus
#

I once asked for a console from shina, but it was a fake

#

I lost 60 €

topaz aspen
#

Lol

#

I don't trust chinese vendors

#

lol

solemn estuary
#

Atleast I'm not only person to get scammed by Chinese vendors

topaz aspen
#

Denmark is a rich country 🙂

#

Because we're taxed up to the neck

fossil stratus
#

So I lost 66dollars

solemn estuary
#

What console you trying to buy for 66

fossil stratus
#

yeah, taxes r pretty high in sum contries

#

A NES

#

And turned out it wasnt workng

topaz aspen
#

Why not order it from Japan, they have loads lying around?

solemn estuary
#

I brought a graphics card and got scammed

supple kraken
#

big sad

fossil stratus
#

oof

#

These are expensive

#

right?

solemn estuary
#

Just emulate it like everyone else

#

Save money unless you are actually interested in collecting its pricey

#

Games cost most

topaz aspen
#

I would argue that it isn't quite the same

tame sparrow
#

NES are very easy consoles to repair

topaz aspen
#

Especially if you're playing with friends

solemn estuary
#

Friends?

#

Like people in irl

topaz aspen
#

Paid actors*

#

sorry

solemn estuary
#

Ohh okay

fossil stratus
#

I like colleting consoles

#

n games

solemn estuary
#

Fivelike I suggest looking around thrift shops

tame sparrow
#

That reminds me, I need to take part my snes classic and load all the snes games on to it

solemn estuary
#

You'll get a better chance at finding a legit one and you'll be able to inspect it

fossil stratus
#

ok thx

#

But there isnt a lot in france

solemn estuary
#

What about pawn shops

#

Or charity shops

#

In UK you'll find one anywhere

topaz aspen
#

I would imagine they mostly focus on clothes

fossil stratus
#

Theres a french site like amazon in france for it

topaz aspen
#

That's what charity shops in denmark do at least

fossil stratus
#

its called "le bon coin"

solemn estuary
#

Or look on Facebook market

#

I found a nes on there the other day but I don't need one

fossil stratus
#

Ok

#

Or u can offer me one lol

solemn estuary
#

I use emulators

#

Sorry

tame sparrow
#

:O My new cat just showed me her belly for the first time

solemn estuary
#

Err

#

Okay

#

Can we see

topaz aspen
#

Sweet

tame sparrow
#

It means she feels comfortable around me now

fossil stratus
#

ciwte

solemn estuary
#

Ohh nice

#

I didn't know that

fossil stratus
#

My cat sleeps w/ me

#

On my legs

tame sparrow
#

When we first got her she spent all day every day hiding in a closet

solemn estuary
#

Cats are special

topaz aspen
#

Some are

solemn estuary
#

All animals are great

tame sparrow
#

I wish I could show you guys, but she's fucked off to bother the other cat now before I could snap a pic lol

#

yeah

solemn estuary
#

No

#

Is it full now lucky

tame sparrow
#

yeah its locked

fossil stratus
#

oh...

solemn estuary
#

If anyone drops out can I be a substitute

tame sparrow
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Oh I hear lil schlurp schlurps, she's drinking water

topaz aspen
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Oh, I can type in it again

fossil stratus
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I didnt know what was kahoot 'til rn

solemn estuary
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When I viewed it yesterday I couldn't type in it

fossil stratus
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fuk

solemn estuary
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So I assumed it was full

topaz aspen
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I just assumed that if you had the role you couldn't type in it anymore

fossil stratus
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yay

supple kraken
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when is the event funny

solemn estuary
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Am I

woven apex
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Another role for my collection

supple kraken
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FUNNY WHEN IS EVENT

topaz aspen
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When it's full jonny

solemn estuary
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Oh we are now a participant

fossil stratus
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ok

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So whats this event for?

patent osprey
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I have a feeling the potion level mastery thing doesn't count the new potions

topaz aspen
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It's jsut a community event for fun afaik

tame sparrow
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Christ Denmark charges 25% "Value Added Tax" + import fees on goddam everything

fossil stratus
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oh ok

solemn estuary
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And I'm going to beat everyone and win

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Hahaha

fossil stratus
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Its gonna be fun

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No ur not

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fak u

solemn estuary
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Hehe

topaz aspen
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Yes vadhakara

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And about 40% income tax as well

tame sparrow
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We have a spare room if you want to move here

solemn estuary
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Wait did you get that order to work

teal jackal
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I completely this game had a discord. Hiya 🙂

solemn estuary
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I have an idea

teal jackal
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Oops completely forgot

topaz aspen
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But for that we get free universal healthcare, free education, basic assisted living, economic assistance during education, etc.

tame sparrow
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Well I can go outside and shoot my fully automatic rifle any time I feel like

fossil stratus
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go kill stuff then

tame sparrow
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Also I'm literally dying of a preventable disease

solemn estuary
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I bet that feels good vadhakara

fossil stratus
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I hate ducks

topaz aspen
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lol

solemn estuary
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Not the disease but the gun part

tame sparrow
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Thanks, poverty

topaz aspen
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You live in an area with loads of antivaxxers?

fossil stratus
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gl w/ ur disease

topaz aspen
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Being homeless is a choice in my country

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That's what our tax pays for

solemn estuary
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Same nohx

fossil stratus
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Not same

tame sparrow
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All areas of the US have antivaxxers, but I have chronic pancreatitis and can't afford to go to the doctor about it, nor can I afford the medicine that would keep my pancreas from eating itself slowly over time

fossil stratus
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Too cold to be a choice

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Hm

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Did u try black market?

topaz aspen
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I'm sorry to hear that

solemn estuary
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Imagine living in a country where you don't need to worry about paying for health care

fossil stratus
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Thats france

topaz aspen
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And Denmark