off-topic-chat

[waxen inlet]

how cold is it outside?

[tame sparrow]

Its graboids

[golden ivy]

7° C

Light rain showers

[tame sparrow]

You can learn more about them from a series of documentaries currently available on Netflix, called "Tremors"

[waxen inlet]

man am i gonna feel bad for you if its a gas leak

[golden ivy]

It's not

I don't smell it

[tame sparrow]

Surprisingly few people know about them since the first part of the documentary series came out in 1990

[iron glacier]

Who farted

[patent osprey]

not all gases have an odor

vad, ass blasters

[golden ivy]

I am well protected against gas

[iron glacier]

Lights a Match the whole house exploded

[tame sparrow]

All flammable gasses piped in to homes in the US and Canada have a noticable smell added by law

[waxen inlet]

natural gas raises so if its a gas leak theres a chance your gonna be the last one to smell it

[patent osprey]

yea, but it could be a carbon monoxide thing

[golden ivy]

I have 2 detectors

Within 5 metres

[waxen inlet]

you should be set

[iron glacier]

Yea probably

[tame sparrow]

Carbon monoxide is a byproduct of incomplete combustion and thusly would not be involved in his strange hissing issue

[golden ivy]

It could've been my dad snoring

[waxen inlet]

lol

[patent osprey]

the strange hissing could be an engine

[iron glacier]

Now that

Would be funny

[waxen inlet]

your dad is an engine

[patent osprey]

do your parents use a cpap machine?

[iron glacier]

What’s that ?

[patent osprey]

it's a mask you wear when sleeping

[waxen inlet]

its a machine used for people who stop breathing during the night

[patent osprey]

that basically shoots mist into your lungs

[golden ivy]

I heard it again and I'm creeped the fuck out

[iron glacier]

We need that in Australia

[waxen inlet]

my mother and father used it a little to help them

[golden ivy]

The ducts just turned off so I can hear it louder now

[waxen inlet]

god

[golden ivy]

It seems to be the roof settling kinda

It's so hard to tell

[iron glacier]

The air in Australia smells like fucking gunpowder

Lit*

[waxen inlet]

bruh you got us all curious

[golden ivy]

It's a very old house and I wouldn't be surprised by this sound normally but everyone is quiet so it seems worse

[iron glacier]

How old?

[waxen inlet]

17

he said it a little while ago

oh

the house

nvm

[iron glacier]

Good be disintegrating

[golden ivy]

40 years

[iron glacier]

Could*

[golden ivy]

Not very old

But like old enough to make sounds

[patent osprey]

could be animals

[iron glacier]

Well it’s under ground

[golden ivy]

It doesn't seem to be coming from anywhere

But also from everywhere

[iron glacier]

Well yes but no

[patent osprey]

poltergeist

[golden ivy]

I'm a bit scared

[iron glacier]

Get up go to the bathroom and act like your doing a you know

Cough

[golden ivy]

Bathroom is pretty far unless I use the one behind me, but it's super loud

[iron glacier]

Just do it just in case

Or don’t your mum may catch you

[golden ivy]

Tryna watch movie and this shit creeping me out

[waxen inlet]

dont blame you

my father makes the weirdest snoring noises

[golden ivy]

My dad is has terrible nightmares

Last night I messaged about how he woke up screaming

[waxen inlet]

thought some random woman was screaming her ass off outside while i was browsing reddit and i relised it was just my father

[iron glacier]

Yikes

[waxen inlet]

ive only had like a couple of nightmares

[golden ivy]

Oop

Why can't I just not sleep normally

[waxen inlet]

one of them was really weird and was of my mother basically murdering me

keep in mind

me and my mother get along great

and i love her very much

so it was really weird to have a dream like that

[golden ivy]

Lmao the sound of the toilet dripping sounds exactly like whispering

Scares me all the time

[iron glacier]

[golden ivy]

Fuck fuck

The weird sound is back

[iron glacier]

Imagine the mods just looking at this conversation

Looking at funny

[waxen inlet]

mods if your looking

come on in

[golden ivy]

Mods lurk alot

[waxen inlet]

we would appreciate your company

[golden ivy]

Or they chill in #526150063542501386 or #550107059920699392 to escape us

[waxen inlet]

oh

[iron glacier]

Rate my setup

[waxen inlet]

btw

[golden ivy]

Thank fuck

It's 1:17

Guys I win

[iron glacier]

Not 3:00

[golden ivy]

At 1:17 each night my brothers feeding tube alarm goes off, waking my father

[waxen inlet]

the other nightmare i had was a lucid dream where i had thought i died in my sleep and i started having the biggest panic attack

[iron glacier]

Oh what

[waxen inlet]

in the dream

it was, an interesting experience

[iron glacier]

I have the weirdest dreams I remember most of them

[golden ivy]

I haven't dreamt in about 5 months

[patent osprey]

all my dreams are lucid so....yea

[golden ivy]

Same

Or atleast they were

[iron glacier]

There was one a plane crashed on me and it did not hurt

[golden ivy]

99% of my dreams are about school

I bArely pay attention to school and yet it haunts me at night

Ok scary thought: what if the sounds are coming from my ears

[patent osprey]

so white noise?

[waxen inlet]

wait i just read the patch notes

[golden ivy]

I just heard the crack again but lighter

[patent osprey]

that happens to everyone

[golden ivy]

So it's just the house

No the hissing is more than white noise

[waxen inlet]

you can get an integer overflow because of fishing?

or is it a different overflow

[golden ivy]

I think it's liquid imbalance settling within the wax of my ears

Usually happens when I'm sick

[waxen inlet]

thats not my answer

[iron glacier]

I had this crazy sick dream we had to kill this monster and stuff and me and my crush merged to fight it we became a cool as white dragon ( we are still humans) something like Steven Universe

[patent osprey]

you know how to pop your ears?

[waxen inlet]

thought you were replying to me for a sec

[golden ivy]

Yeah

[iron glacier]

Block your nose and thing

[golden ivy]

I can pop my ears

Ima watch the rest of my movie

Will defo come back for updates

[patent osprey]

yeah, do it and see if anything happens, also, if you're good enough at it you can just slightly move your jaw to do it

[iron glacier]

That’s easy if your on a plane

[patent osprey]

I'm not a diver, but it's a skill divers tend to pick up

[iron glacier]

We need a thinking emoji for this sever

[solemn estuary]

My amount of bells rung is reset

[patent osprey]

it does that all the time

[solemn estuary]

Okay

[tame sparrow]

Bells rung doesn't matter because you can just ring them back up to 11 any time you want

[solemn estuary]

Thought it might be task or something

[golden ivy]

My ears always pop in a plane

It sucks

That's why I chew gum on planes

[iron glacier]

^

That’s what big brain people do

[tame sparrow]

Save money on gum by just manually popping your ears a couple times

[patent osprey]

chewing gum works because of the jaw thing I mentioned earlier

[iron glacier]

Stupid phone sorry

[waxen inlet]

whats that from

[golden ivy]

Gum is good tho

[iron glacier]

Cells to Singularity

[golden ivy]

Not saving money

[patent osprey]

a game, and if you revoke consent it deletes it

[waxen inlet]

OH

I HAVE THAT GAME

I REMEMBER THAT

[iron glacier]

I was one of the game testers

[waxen inlet]

intresting

[iron glacier]

Flex

[bright juniper]

Boring. Progressiom revolved around Ads.

[waxen inlet]

i think i got to reptiles or something then stop playing

[iron glacier]

@bright juniper hello

[bright juniper]

Hi

[iron glacier]

Nice to see you here to

[waxen inlet]

idle skilling was to important, took my time for that which was unacceptable

[bright juniper]

I'm only here every once in a while to lowkey spam or troll.

[iron glacier]

[waxen inlet]

you guys know the diamond card

that you can get in idle skilling

[bright juniper]

Like, i got my 'popularity" here by doing a troll 1 star review.

I changed it to 5 stars after lava replied to it, don't worry.

[golden ivy]

Bad move but lava's response was funny

[iron glacier]

^

[golden ivy]

"I appreciate the funni maymay"

Words of a hero

[tame sparrow]

Bray got popular here because I'm mean to him a lot so people felt sorry for him

[golden ivy]

Yeah

And cuz I'm annoying

Oh fxc I gotta wake up in 5 hours

[bold quest]

Don't sleep then

[iron glacier]

Anyone remember back in the days we’re we had a colt of bob

[golden ivy]

Yeah but like first day of school after the break

Eee

[iron glacier]

We had a massive bob train

[golden ivy]

I'm not an og so no

[tame sparrow]

Better to get 5 hours of sleep than 4 or none. Even a little sleep leaves you more capable of not dying than no sleep

[golden ivy]

I'm a little nub

That's true

I was going to stay up all night and skip skewl but I realized I have no money and nothing to do

[bold quest]

You could always sleep in class

[golden ivy]

The classes I have today make it kinda hard

But I could try

[patent osprey]

reminds me of the time I drooled all over the desk while sleeping in french after finishing my final

[tame sparrow]

Don't sleep in class, you're just wasting your time and everyone else's then

[golden ivy]

Yeah thats true

I also want to finish movie

[iron glacier]

It goes on much longer

[patent osprey]

needs more update

[bold quest]

I remember the time when my classmates got pissed at me for getting a higher score than everyone even though I slept through the whole class up until the test

[tame sparrow]

And then you went to college and were just average again?

[golden ivy]

I got a good score on a math final and nobody cared

:)

:(

[tame sparrow]

I'm proud of you Bray

[bold quest]

Yes, I am now very lazy

[golden ivy]

Same

[tame sparrow]

Being smart in high school is a double edged sword :/

[golden ivy]

This year has been full of procrastination

Yeah I guess so

[bold quest]

Very

[tame sparrow]

it happened to me. Now I just have a bunch of useless jeopardy knowledge and no motivation

[golden ivy]

Jeopardy knowledge is the best

Especially if you are playing jeopardy

[bold quest]

Everyone just kept gunning for me and asking me stuff and eventually I got tired of that shit

[tame sparrow]

Except I don't actually have enough random sports bullshit memorized to ever win jeopardy

[golden ivy]

That's true, if I played I would lack in the sports and probably not get far

[patent osprey]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apathy

[tame sparrow]

Also I replaced a lot of useful stuff in my brain with highly specific information about Borderlands 2 a while back and now I need a lobotomy

[golden ivy]

I replaced knowledge with digits of pi

:(

[bold quest]

Judging by the chart, if your not bored, you are aroused...

[patent osprey]

it's not really a chart per se

[tame sparrow]

I can be both

[golden ivy]

Aroused boredom sucks

[tame sparrow]

"This erection is tedious"

[bold quest]

Lul

[golden ivy]

Lmao

[patent osprey]

try apathetic arousal

[golden ivy]

A bit oxymoronic but I will try

[solemn estuary]

What

[patent osprey]

"it's a balloon? w/e"

[bold quest]

Nani tf is causing this boner?

[tame sparrow]

I think its been a few days since I spent a lot of time on here, anything exciting happen?

[golden ivy]

Sometimes boners just happen

Same vad

My activity went down

[solemn estuary]

Hmm

[tame sparrow]

I was sick and depressed

[bold quest]

I'm getting promoted to mod

[golden ivy]

Ok

I assumed they stopped accepting mods after the whole thing

[tame sparrow]

I still am sick and depressed but I was talking to a buddy and decided to come over here instead of closing discord when he went to bed

[solemn estuary]

Lava go to sleep

[golden ivy]

It's only 2am for him

Sleep is for the weak

[solemn estuary]

Oh lol

[bold quest]

Watch it change from Aseprite to summertime saga

[solemn estuary]

Normally he's offline at this time

[golden ivy]

That's true

New updates keep him awake

Same with yesterday

[solemn estuary]

True

[tame sparrow]

Oh shid new big clive video

[solemn estuary]

I would be awake too

[tame sparrow]

https://youtu.be/ocpkwS6rVTg

[golden ivy]

That makes me soo much more hungry

I'm starving and all I have is Halloween candy but like only the bad stuff is left

[tame sparrow]

I love those cheeses but they cost a lot :(

[golden ivy]

I have fancy cheese but it's too risky to grt

[solemn estuary]

I'm too busy to watch the video whats the premise

[golden ivy]

Everything is at a place where it's too loud to get it

[tame sparrow]

Watch clive put 240 volts thru cheese bray

[golden ivy]

Even the Halloween candy is a bit loud

[tame sparrow]

its soothing

[golden ivy]

Nah

[tame sparrow]

coward

[golden ivy]

Ok

I watched it

[tame sparrow]

you're a liar

[golden ivy]

My mousepad comes tomorrow

[bold quest]

Why cheese, go for humans instead

[golden ivy]

If Amazon is to be trusted

[tame sparrow]

2edgy4me

[golden ivy]

2cool4school

[tame sparrow]

I need to replace my mousepad, the cats have picked a bunch of threads out of this one

[bold quest]

put it back then

[golden ivy]

My entire setup is all new

So I decided to replace my old roots mousepad

30$ after tax and shipping

Eeeeeeee

[tame sparrow]

Roots like the band? The book/movie? the things under trees?

[odd pawn]

I just got my first pachinko jackpot ever🎉

[golden ivy]

Roots like the brand

Uhm idk what they do

Make pants?

[odd pawn]

Perfect timing with the new deck slots

[golden ivy]

Roots is clothing place

[bold quest]

pants as mousepad

[golden ivy]

This new mousepad has lights around the side

And it fits under my keyboard

I'm going to be such a gamer

gAmEr

[tame sparrow]

Oooh, manyatruenerd has posted part 2 of his Point Lookout naked run

[golden ivy]

What time is for you?

[tame sparrow]

4am

but I woke up at 5pm

[golden ivy]

I see

I hope school isn't too bad later today

[tame sparrow]

You really should sleep

[golden ivy]

Eh

[tame sparrow]

sleeeeeep

[golden ivy]

Why?

[tame sparrow]

So you have some sleep in you for school

[golden ivy]

Ehh

I can just load up on coffee and let my heart explode

[tame sparrow]

One day you will understand why this was a bad idea. I wish you luck

[golden ivy]

It's only 2am

Goodnight I guess

Hope u get to see more cheese electrocution

[tame sparrow]

sleep tight

[steep garnet]

What the new bundle gives?

[tame sparrow]

#_

[steep garnet]

Oh ok

[golden ivy]

bro momento

[wide hinge]

spends another $20 on this game Welp, guess I'm a whale now

[round coyote]

wooo, update!

[tame sparrow]

whale noises

[near wharf]

yea honestly

im surprised u cant already dod that

[round coyote]

hey this update is bugged, I wasn't in the 20% 😦

[near wharf]

can i get an F for all the people who have tried to friend me here on discord

and i keep having to decline since i dont add people here

[tame sparrow]

It doesn't even matter since discord doesn't have any useful extra features for friends other than being able to send messages as a trusted user if the recipient has their security stuff set just the right way

yeah give funny a kahoot channel, he's been on about his quiz show for weeks

[near wharf]

do u want the off topic

i can change that to kahoot and you can shush people who use it as offtopic while its kahoot

ok

[tame sparrow]

Noooo off topic is where we quarantine the minecraft people

[golden hawk]

Different option -> How about someone who adds you for another game? Recently discovered you´re playing Rocket League lmao

[near wharf]

no no i dont want people knowing my steam account

i need to make a new account so i can actually play with people here if they want

but then id need to rebuy all the games

[golden hawk]

Just wanted to know -> How much are you into RL? So how much time did you spend in the game? 😄

[tame sparrow]

Find out how the famous youtubers/twitch people manage it

[golden hawk]

Already tried to find your account.....sadly wasted efford

[near wharf]

uhm

i used to play a lot

like 3-4 years ago

im like a platinum 3 or whatever

[golden hawk]

Weeeeeell ^^ Things changed a little

[near wharf]

its like light blue with 3 stripes

i feel like thats kind of average

maybe below average

[wide hinge]

Make a new steam account, family share with yourself to avoid buying games again?

[golden hawk]

Yeye I know ^^ Probably spent more time in RL than every other game I ever played together ;D

[near wharf]

can people track me down via the family share dess?

i mean maybe you dont know but

thats my only fear about that

[wide hinge]

...Good point, not sure

[near wharf]

whats ur rank avrask

[golden hawk]

GC ^^

[near wharf]

ur probably a bronze 2

Gbronce Ctwo?

[golden hawk]

Ye ^^

[woven apex]

Lava you made a small spelling mistake in #new-updates⭐ , unless you like to do make up of course

[near wharf]

which game mode do u play, 2s?

[golden hawk]

Everything besides extra modes

At least I used to. I´m not that much of an active player anymore

[near wharf]

unless someone wants to teach me how to use eyeliner

[golden hawk]

Just doing the rewards and then it´s more of teaching and stuff instead of grinding

[near wharf]

then i wont really be doing make up

wow extras mode are the best mode

still waiting on a volleyball

[golden hawk]

Honestly that would be something I might play

[woven apex]

I don't know how to do eyeliner

But I can try

What could possibly go wrong...

[tame sparrow]

My sister is a cosmetologist and apparently the way you do eyeliner is just adding more and more until you look like a racoon

[olive jacinth]

how do i apply for wiki lad

[golden hawk]

But everything else.....I´m a pretty mechanical player so everything that messes with it like -> Items, pug instead of a ball or different arenas are stuff I most certainly don´t like

Therefor I kinda played a little dropshot since it´s at least the same physics

[tame sparrow]

good job

[pliant schooner]

Anyone know if I put on a vpn and set it for America if I could sneakily download the update

[iron glacier]

Hello

[woven apex]

Rising rollout isn't based on location sadly

[pliant schooner]

Damn

How is it based?

[tame sparrow]

rng based

[pliant schooner]

Ohh well then I guess I defo wouldn't get it if its rng

I wouldn't get it after it its 99.9999999999%

[tame sparrow]

"When you first saw the update, were you blinded by Its majesty?"

"I WILL continue my campaign against bugs"

[rapid ginkgo]

First perk lvk 8 second lvk 10

Lvl

Why

[woven apex]

The + amount is kinda randomised

[rapid ginkgo]

It's not +1 of everything?

[woven apex]

If your learning level gets high enough you get more + on lower bonuses

[rapid ginkgo]

Oh OK mb thx

[waxen inlet]

i didnt win the 1/5 roll

update isnt live for me yet

sad

[tame sparrow]

try 4 more times to be sure

[waxen inlet]

Ok!

[tame sparrow]

I was joking, that won't work

sorry that wasn't clear

[waxen inlet]

YOU DONT KNOW UNTIL YOU TRY

FUCK OFF

[primal star]

[waxen inlet]

jk jk

guys

i can confirm that it doesnt work

dont try

[bold quest]

Got the update but I'm too bored to play

[waxen inlet]

DONATE IT TO ME RIGHT NOW

THIS IS A MUG AT THIS POINT

sorry

🙂

[bold quest]

It was a misclick

[waxen inlet]

send in memes so i can download it and send it to my discord

[tame sparrow]

Is cast iron a meme

[young grotto]

Since patch is up. Can someone tell us the spelink bundle?

[bold quest]

@tame sparrow If it's on a couch

[tame sparrow]

I don't own a couch

My wife and I built ourselves nice computers rather than investing in furniture

[olive jacinth]

cant see the bundle if you own all desolators and canaries btw @young grotto

[bold quest]

They would double in power

[young grotto]

1 deso, 1 canary and 2 6 star pack?

[tame sparrow]

indeed

[young grotto]

I see. Thanks a lot

[tame sparrow]

The cast iron meme continues

[young grotto]

Is it even really great to get more than 1 desolator?

[slate trellis]

tfw you're not in the 20%

[lavish umbra]

I think two at least would be good so you can swap to the second and leave the first on learning for a long time

[red cobalt]

I was looking at the image thinking why you would leave a pan on learning.

derp

[tame sparrow]

How else will it gain the knowledge needed to become a griddle?

[red cobalt]

haha

Leave one on learning, hit people with the other

[void spade]

I already did

[gleaming rock]

I wonder how many crusaders I would have if I actually tired to max them out...

[odd pivot]

My fingers are seriously dead

I hate boosting

[golden ivy]

macro

[tiny saffron]

Who all got the update

[bold quest]

Me

[tiny saffron]

No you didn't

[odd pivot]

Me

I did get the update

[worthy jetty]

Someone tell my why I decided to ascend at 11:30pm now I’ll get no sleep 😦

[odd pivot]

At least I tripled my damage

Just realized that I seriously underestimated crusade

[tame sparrow]

Ascention recovery takes like, 5 minutes tops

[worthy jetty]

Nah way longer for me

Maybe when you actually know what your doing I feel so much stronger but fighting is so boring and I get no money

[neon turret]

Anderoid dont update its a trap my damage was cut like 50+*

Soul its all about multi kills to get back up faster but if your preped before you assend its easier

[odd pivot]

Your damage was cut?

!258 ?

[frail warren]

!258

[raw folio]

Summary: There was a OLD bug in the game, that displayed numbers 258x higher than they actually were.
So when something used to cost 258 cash, it actually only cost 1 cash. Similarly, if you used to have 258 cash, you will now only have 1 cash.

BASICALLY: All your numbers are now smaller. BUT also costs and stuff are all smaller too. EVERYTHING IS SMALLER there were NO nerfs. You didnt "lose" anything.

[frail warren]

your damage wasn't cut

you just had your damage "corrected"

[odd pivot]

Already done

Can't do it again

Sure

[tiny saffron]

Funny doing more powa aboos

Did he ? 🤔

[neon turret]

No this is balancing post upgrade

[tiny saffron]

👁️

[neon turret]

I have seen why

[tiny saffron]

You should have taken memes channel

[neon turret]

Its not the 258 its lava fixing some op stuff

[tiny saffron]

Or portuguese

!258

[neon turret]

Yeah not on v4.1

[tiny saffron]

What

[neon turret]

This was balancing

[tiny saffron]

258 is back ?

Funny take the memes channel leave the offtopic channel

Those memes are trash anyway

Or portuguese

That's wacist

What if i want to speak Spanish

[woven apex]

Just go to portugese lmao

[tiny saffron]

But Spanish is not portuguese

Hola

[woven apex]

Not like anyone here knows Portugese

Except the people in #546778328367890492

[carmine lagoon]

Ugh I want the patch, I need my fishing to work again

[young grotto]

How do you sign up for the kahoot quiz? Page is just directing me to enter pin something

[woven apex]

Type in #550107059920699392

[young grotto]

Ahh i see

[raw folio]

A user has successfully killed a boss! Congrats to them!

[young grotto]

Oh im already signed up. Thanks funny.

I have zero experience with kahoot sorry! I do want some quiz tho. Haha

[frail warren]

ok

so i guess i'm playing kahoot in class

[sharp isle]

What's with the ball in the raids

[worthy jetty]

!hoops

[raw folio]

Hoops is a new secret added in 2.5. :basketball: :wastebasket:
For unlock info, see:
https://idle-skilling.fandom.com/wiki/Secrets#Hoop_Challenge

[main stratus]

Gotta love the runescape references in this game "yellow phat" "blue phat" "Lunardyl"

[fossil stratus]

whats runescape?

[foggy thorn]

idk

[fossil stratus]

And anyways that game is filled w/ references

[sharp isle]

@worthy jetty thanks do you know if the symbols around the portals are apart of another secret or is it nothing

[frail warren]

runescape was a good game

[foggy thorn]

it is @sharp isle

[worthy jetty]

That’s another secret but don’t ping anymore it’s 12:40 am I’m kind of really tired and worn out

[tame sparrow]

You know you're allowed to close discord, right?

It is not yet forbidden to be out of contact

[foggy thorn]

yes

[light stag]

[foggy thorn]

why are you laughing

[long glen]

You gotta be always connected and available. Those are the rules, if you don't follow them you get banned.

[tawdry seal]

Hey uhh I just spent 4000 diamonds and game crashed and I don’t have the items I bought

Who do I sent this to?

[foggy thorn]

to lava

[tame sparrow]

Before that try hitting "restore purchases" in the gems page

[light stag]

It's funny how often I see you

every time I check here

kuaka is here too

[ripe olive]

iOS doesn't have restore tho btw

[mighty shadow]

You know

[tawdry seal]

Yeah

[fossil stratus]

too bad

[tawdry seal]

I just checked

[mighty shadow]

He, like, a mod @light stag

[tame sparrow]

well to be fair, iOs users don't deserve it

[fossil stratus]

I cant

rude

[tawdry seal]

I’d transfer my account if I could

[fossil stratus]

(though i dont have it on ios, its still rude)

[fossil stratus]

lol

[tame sparrow]

The rudeness was the point of the statement lol

[foggy thorn]

tsk tsk

iron just watched your stream and you aren't just clicking their heads

[ripe olive]

I'd imagine non-jailbrook iphones won't let you get to the apps files

Aww not in the 20% rip

[foggy thorn]

aren't you in the alpha?

[ripe olive]

no

[tame sparrow]

Guten Morgen Kuaka Senpai

[ripe olive]

keep it to #non-english please

[tame sparrow]

Eat me

[foggy thorn]

if you say so

[tame sparrow]

Ooooh daddy

Card packs update, 750 opened now and still don't have all the cards

Am giving up on card packs

[foggy thorn]

how do you get so many gems

[tame sparrow]

I activated cheat mode

[pallid iron]

something bugged after i rebirthed

do i win?

[foggy thorn]

no

[tame sparrow]

thatsa lotta stars

[foggy thorn]

how do you activate cheat mode

[pallid iron]

but i cant buy anything

[foggy thorn]

asking for a friend

[pallid iron]

or actually attack

[fossil stratus]

i cant either

i dont have a payment card yet

[olive jacinth]

oh i had this happen to me a month or two ago, doc

needed to ascend

completed the cash mastery tho

[pallid iron]

oh yea true

haha

cant attack or would get the attack one too

wait

i cant ascend

because i cant kill anything

so i cant progress

[olive jacinth]

oof

[pallid iron]

wow i just rebirthed

without cash i cant do anything

[fossil stratus]

then go kill stuff

[tawdry seal]

If I had to guess iOS can’t get refunded or diamonds added to accounts cause we don’t have cloud saves or profiles

Fml

[ripe olive]

I'm sure Lava has sorted gem stuff out for iOS people in the past

[fossil stratus]

hey I got a brelan about 1h ago in arccade

1st time I got such a good combination

[tame sparrow]

I should start collecting my belly button lint in a jar

[autumn copper]

Is there a way at all to see how many crops you're getting per minute/hor?

[mint mountain]

I like gems

[fossil stratus]

btw just got 2 raid cards in a row after searching 1 for ages

so yeah I guess it was pretty lucky

[frail warren]

i got like 2 raid cards in 5 tries

[fossil stratus]

ok

[carmine lagoon]

I wish raid tickets were as fast as asylum keys

getting these cards for the second time is brutal

[foggy thorn]

@light stag win the game and I sub

[fossil stratus]

ummmmm

Can we actually WIN the game?

[foggy thorn]

he's streaming

[void spade]

Whats he playing

[foggy thorn]

overwatch

[light stag]

I can't win today

[foggy thorn]

lol

[golden ivy]

I'm back bois

Got some nice sleeeep

Now I'm here

Sksksksksk

[mint mountain]

I've had lots of card chance and I've been at the Blither in the Oblivion for like 2 days and I still haven't gotten it's card

[primal star]

Stay on the screen

[fossil stratus]

@golden ivy go back to sleep

[autumn copper]

That snake jazz you're humming?

[foggy thorn]

ok

[primal star]

You wont get it if you go to other screens

[fossil stratus]

im in class rn so nope i cant

[mint mountain]

It's worked before

When I was offline

[foggy thorn]

you won a game @light stag :)))))

[mint mountain]

Is the Oblivion weird and different

[bold quest]

kuaka is fangirling

[fossil stratus]

its green

[mint mountain]

Before I was told to get all the Maelstrom cards which I'm guessing cause most of them are Passive

[bold quest]

yes

[golden ivy]

Nak five like I got 4 hours

So I'm like goood

No more sleep for me

[bold quest]

Yes, continue that for like 36 hours

[fossil stratus]

ok then tire urself out if u want

[mint mountain]

So what's the special way to get the cards for the potions

[fossil stratus]

how do we do the wave sign on comp?

[burnt pecan]

talk in #550107059920699392

[foggy thorn]

no

[fossil stratus]

so how do i actually do

[burnt pecan]

you talk in the channel lmao

[foggy thorn]

yeah you talk

I give role

and remove message

then you can't talk

@native gate I'm giving them the roles

check audit

yes cool you're welcome awesome

[fossil stratus]

My bot commands is super laggy n wont start

something

hmmm

i cant talk too laggy T-T

oh hey it charged!

[foggy thorn]

charge

[fossil stratus]

anyways

[autumn copper]

Watching ppl like Ashley get free TeeHee even though I've been here since release. 😫

[foggy thorn]

just talk

[winged sigil]

it's not free teehee?

[foggy thorn]

can't be that hard

[winged sigil]

she's talked her rank up

[void spade]

Yeah Ashley talks a LOT

[burnt pecan]

Ashley is already teehee?

[void spade]

Me too tho

[burnt pecan]

lmao

[foggy thorn]

she's been teehee for a while

[void spade]

I've only been active on here since a couple weeks before spelunking and I'm teehee

[autumn copper]

Nothing against Ashley. Just an example. She was Bandit Bob 2 weeks ago.

[fossil stratus]

maybe one day i'll get teehee too

[foggy thorn]

frick my spanish class

[void spade]

Just talk more rdi, ez

[burnt pecan]

imagine having school

[autumn copper]

Been there, done that. Never want to imagine school again.

[fossil stratus]

yeah but i dont like to speak just for xp

[void spade]

Sch l

[burnt pecan]

lol

[void spade]

Fivelike I don't talk just for xp, i just participate in convos or answer questions

[foggy thorn]

sch l

gay

[burnt pecan]

lmao

[void spade]

Nice one

Maybe stay in school kuaka

:)

[foggy thorn]

no

2 more @native gate

I'll just ping you whenever I add

[fossil stratus]

I didnt mean to say u were talking only for xp

[autumn copper]

Funny, discover who keeps deleting your stuff in Kahoot?

[foggy thorn]

np funkylonney

[pearl oak]

I was just bout to ask.

[void spade]

Yeah i know man, I'm just saying you can hit teehee pretty easy just by talking

[pearl oak]

I spoke and then couldn't send anymore messages and it got deleted

[fossil stratus]

oh really.

[autumn copper]

Ya'll making these suggestions about talking like I've been here a week lol

[fossil stratus]

I cant talk a lot im in highschool

[foggy thorn]

I'm also in high school

[void spade]

Rdi i was talking to fivelike

[autumn copper]

No you're not, Kuaka.

[void spade]

And if i said something to u i was memeing lol

[autumn copper]

Unless you're there creepin'?

[foggy thorn]

yes

no

I'm 16

[autumn copper]

For real?

[void spade]

I have work and still talk yeet

[foggy thorn]

yes

[autumn copper]

I figured you were in your 60s

[void spade]

Oh hey i surpassed Ashley let's gooooo

[foggy thorn]

wow I'm not dudes

[fossil stratus]

waiiit kuaka where do u live?

What country

[foggy thorn]

us

[red cobalt]

Kuakaland

[fossil stratus]

Ok

So

In america its 10.25am right?

[foggy thorn]

yes

for east coast

[fossil stratus]

Then how r u not at school

[foggy thorn]

I am???

[chilly prawn]

Spamming nonsense for rank in chat doesn’t mean anything when you never contribute - JS

[foggy thorn]

hence why i said I'm in school

[fossil stratus]

If ur in highschool

[red cobalt]

Here in Sweden we got a holiday today.

[void spade]

I contribute napolleon

Meanie

[chilly prawn]

Some don’t

[worthy meteor]

man when does lava finaly wake up i want the patch :X

[void spade]

Yeah like Funny

[fossil stratus]

arent u meant to follow ur school hours?

[red cobalt]

I hear if you bop Lava on the nose he wakes up.

[fossil stratus]

Or maybe u have a free hour...

[red cobalt]

But he ain't here so it's kind of hard doing that.

[foggy thorn]

I can use my phone

[worthy meteor]

okay where does he live

[pearl oak]

@worthy meteor assuming he went to bed right after that post, on say 7h of sleep. Maybe we'll get patch in 2-3h

[foggy thorn]

for most of my classes

[fossil stratus]

ooooh

In france u cant

[foggy thorn]

he lives in California @worthy meteor

[worthy meteor]

kk im booking a plahne

[fossil stratus]

u cant use anything else than comp for writing

[foggy thorn]

ok

[fossil stratus]

so rn its 4:27pm in france

so im at home

u lucky guy

I'd love to be able to do the same

[neon edge]

those costs are going past my budget

[foggy thorn]

god I wish those where my costs

[fossil stratus]

Me too

[void spade]

Same

[neon edge]

ye ye stop flexing on me

thanks

im like 2 weeks behind everyone

since i started late

[fossil stratus]

i started late too

But i played a lot

[foggy thorn]

go ogo gog ogogo

yes funkylonney

[fossil stratus]

ooook have fun u 2

[foggy thorn]

no

[void spade]

What

[foggy thorn]

I don't

I'm doing Spanish

[void spade]

oh come tf on

now I have to learn stencyl

[fossil stratus]

what quiz

[foggy thorn]

kahoot

[void spade]

khaoot

[fossil stratus]

WTF IS THAT QUIZ

[void spade]

#550107059920699392

Idle skilling kahoot

is that the actual question

That doesn't sound like a very easy question

is this for Celeste 2?

[foggy thorn]

it's circle

[nocturne narwhal]

Carefully

[void spade]

If I get the question right do I get to be in the credits Funny?

[ripe olive]

Why the actual duck was discord set on american language....

[fossil stratus]

U speed it up?

[void spade]

USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!

[ripe olive]

Finally have sensible date format now

[fossil stratus]

oh so ur making a game?

[void spade]

ok but I'd be helping you with your springs

yeah

he also already made a game

[foggy thorn]

2 credit

[void spade]

Uphill!

it's a good game but Funny abandoned it because he hates us

[fossil stratus]

oh

[void spade]

the small uphill Speedrunning community has been left behind

for coloblock

[fossil stratus]

why do u h8 us

[foggy thorn]

idk

like today

[void spade]

idk but when's the next one?

when will Mama Mia finally work right?

who knows

[fossil stratus]

3h and 27 mins ago

[red cobalt]

The update after this one I suppose.

[foggy thorn]

"lol it's working as intended" - lava

[void spade]

all he did was make it work on away time

but he also broke it working with candies

😦

[foggy thorn]

idk how

[void spade]

I tell you hwat though, my potion progress is gonna be bonkers once it finally works

[ripe olive]

I really want this update, my fish overflowed meaning I lose the fish certification bonus

[void spade]

at least Lava fixed that

fucked my tinker links though 😠

[red cobalt]

Was it as good for you as it was for the tinker links?

[void spade]

no

like what Funny

yes

because I don't know the answers to those questions 🙂

stupid get rid of em

put in only things I personally know

[carmine lagoon]

does the tinker link problem mean that lava will patch the patch before releasing it to 100%?

[foggy thorn]

no

yes

[void spade]

It's a simple thing to fix really

[foggy thorn]

maybe

[void spade]

just have to redo your links

[autumn copper]

@native gate Did you get my applying to participate in Kahoot before it got deleted?

[void spade]

you have the role yeah

[foggy thorn]

if your message got deleted you got the role

shut up ur dumb

[autumn copper]

I see it.

[light stag]

no kuaka it was a draw

[foggy thorn]

I saw victory

no

I'm in school

[golden ivy]

what prize

[foggy thorn]

Adam go sleep

[golden ivy]

a $5000 sex doll?

[foggy thorn]

or something

[ripe olive]

a sur-prize

[golden ivy]

it's 4 30 kuaka

[foggy thorn]

ok

[autumn copper]

Going to Kahoot.it wants a pin. Did I do it wrong?

[foggy thorn]

adam1

can't even get Adam as their name

[golden ivy]

by the sound of it you should be the one going to sleep

[foggy thorn]

no

[fossil stratus]

wow i go for like 7mins and the chat gets satured

[foggy thorn]

it's 10 39

yes

blind u

[golden ivy]

agreed

[foggy thorn]

no

ok

[autumn copper]

do eeeet

[void spade]

im at work I can't

[foggy thorn]

I'm in school

[autumn copper]

Normal words or idle skilling stuff?

[golden ivy]

it's too early funny nobody is on

EU is like right at the time where people get off work and NA just arrived at work

[foggy thorn]

ok adam1

[golden ivy]

kuaka

shut your berry hole

[foggy thorn]

ok adam¹

[light stag]

that was a custom game @foggy thorn

[foggy thorn]

yeah but

does it matter

it was still a victory

[void spade]

GOOD JOB IRON

[autumn copper]

I win!

[foggy thorn]

abuse

[golden ivy]

Ok

[foggy thorn]

no

it's Spanish

[golden ivy]

Ew

[foggy thorn]

I already know Spanish

[golden ivy]

Icky

[foggy thorn]

shut up Canadian

[golden ivy]

I meant the class not the language ;-;

[light stag]

finally did win though

only took 2 hours

[foggy thorn]

lol

[golden ivy]

Won what?

[foggy thorn]

a game

[golden ivy]

Ok

[foggy thorn]

I can't last two hours of constantly losing

[golden ivy]

Ok

I have gym first thing this morning

Can't wait

[foggy thorn]

ok

[void spade]

ok

[foggy thorn]

I'll sub when I get home @light stag

[autumn copper]

You complain about gym now, but when your shape is round in your 30s, you'll regret not liking Gym class.

[golden ivy]

I'm so tired

I shoulda slept more

[bold quest]

Or you could just not eat

[golden ivy]

What

[void spade]

yeah you shoulda

smh my head

[bold quest]

No food = road to death, which is next level sleeping

[golden ivy]

Yeah ok

[bold quest]

Wait no

That's a coma

Death is level 3 sleeping

[golden ivy]

Ok

[red cobalt]

Dying is like sleeping, except you never wake up.

Unless you do, in which case we got a problem.

Unless you happen to respawn after 3 days like jeebus.

[bold quest]

Sleep -> Coma -> Death

[foggy thorn]

gamers don't die, we respawn

[fossil stratus]

or unless ur name is steve, n the world around u is cubic

[bold quest]

The three levels of rest

[red cobalt]

Heroes never die!

They just get rule 34red

[bold quest]

Shadbased

[void spade]

ono

[foggy thorn]

oyes

[bold quest]

ogiveittome

[red cobalt]

Emigdala Rule 34

[fossil stratus]

npc s r just victims

[golden ivy]

Dying and sleeping are wildly different

[fossil stratus]

not only to enemies, but to heroes too

[golden ivy]

40 minutes till school starts

Eek

[void spade]

yikes

[bold quest]

Just install a mod, and the npcs can go bye bye when you see them

[foggy thorn]

sekiy

[bold quest]

Sekiyo

[fossil stratus]

1min till shcool ende

[golden ivy]

I have gym, but it's Monday so it's some mental health lesson

[void spade]

sick

[red cobalt]

Mental health lessons at the gym?

[void spade]

mental health is important

[bold quest]

Yes

[void spade]

make sure u pay attention

[fossil stratus]

hey what grade r u brayx

[golden ivy]

PHE

[bold quest]

Physical training at the church

[golden ivy]

11

[void spade]

when I was in school they called it HOPE

[fossil stratus]

kk

[autumn copper]

Stranger Danger!

[bold quest]

Oooh he's grade 11

[foggy thorn]

lmao

[red cobalt]

That

[bold quest]

You're nearly at hell

[red cobalt]

is

[nocturne narwhal]

You also hear dinosaur roars in the back ground eh

[red cobalt]

absolutely

[fossil stratus]

In french they call it legs aches

[red cobalt]

grade

[golden ivy]

in Canada they call it "Eh"

[nocturne narwhal]

They call everything eh

[golden ivy]

Yes we do

[red cobalt]

At least you don't bork

[foggy thorn]

[golden ivy]

Ok qaqa

[bold quest]

In america, they scream "aahh~"

[foggy thorn]

that's Japan

[bold quest]

America has a higher pitch

[mighty shadow]

Lovely

[golden ivy]

America is cool I guess

[bold quest]

@red cobalt bork is good

[golden ivy]

Jk lmao y'all suck

[red cobalt]

bork bork

[bold quest]

Bray sucks something else

[golden ivy]

Ur mum

[void spade]

😩

[autumn copper]

What's teehee level again? 30 or 25?

[bold quest]

27

[void spade]

27 I think

[golden ivy]

27

[bold quest]

#_

[red cobalt]

What is love?

[autumn copper]

Almost there, @red cobalt

[void spade]

oh shit I didn't know Heiz was an Adam alt

[bold quest]

Something bad

[red cobalt]

I know 😛

[bold quest]

I'm not an adam alt

[golden ivy]

I'm an Adam alt aswell

Who isn't

[autumn copper]

@bold quest You're not Adam.

[red cobalt]

We are all adam alts!

[autumn copper]

RAGE

[void spade]

welp gotta change my name again if we're all adam alts

[foggy thorn]

ok

[errant forge]

I am not an alt of Adam. I use proper grammar, Adam does not.

[red cobalt]

And he shall come forth and proclaim that behold, you are all adam!

[void spade]

imagine using proper grammar

[foggy thorn]

lmao

[red cobalt]

And adam is all.

[golden ivy]

Couldn't be me

[foggy thorn]

can't be me

[bold quest]

Adam's apple

[golden ivy]

Couldn't me be

[red cobalt]

The adam and the omega.

[golden ivy]

My mousepad comes later today

[cobalt ivy]

new update 😴

[foggy thorn]

no

[bold quest]

Swordfighting with Adam

[void spade]

Heiz I'll swordfight with u

😉

;;;;;;;;;;;;)

[foggy thorn]

😳

😳

[errant forge]

Kuaka also doesn't care about proper grammar, he is Adam

[golden ivy]

I'm watching pawn Stars reruns

[void spade]

why

[golden ivy]

Some guy has a dollar bill signed by Ronald Reagan and Walt Disney

[foggy thorn]

ok

[void spade]

"I'll give you a dollar for it"