#off-topic-chat
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because like 60% is classified as dark choco, but cmon, anything below a 74 shouldn't be classified as dark
rip
still, I'd love some dark chocolate
Alright. I'll send it over.
You're welcome, my apprentice.
I'm still the senate btw
No. You're not. I'm no longer sending you the chocolate. Get rekt.
you were gonna poison it so you could be the only one tbh
i am the senate
fuck y kuaka
lol
Well, it is, and you do.
lol
It's a pretty annoying thing, yeah.
welp back to not liking tyr
Y
You stopped not liking me? Huh.
lol
Nice sivia now u get more arcade balls
Well, I guess that's life.
That's all it is, firing off pachinko balls straight into the machine
I have been saving for this event thing
I've got a few thousand saved up for the event coming out soon, because... I dunno, I'm probably gonna quit the game soon or something.
Sell me ur pets
oof lol
I want more bears they are soo hard to get
what's so good about bears?
Just how early in pets are you?
U could say I am pretty shitty with pets
I see. So my pet profile with everything but Sentinel B might help you somewhat.
Fuggin Sentinel B.
What's your pets at Tyr
I have sent B so yeah it would help
lol, I'm only missing goreshark from the boss pets
I'm around 3.3M pet power, Aberrant 170-ish, and still no B.
I've had Y drop twice and R has dropped 4 times.
i already spent over 12k keys trying to get goreshark
Scallex Z 11 spam that with auto click until youre out of keys
Keep doing it Glax!
I got b and y, and scallex and entertainer. Only took 3....pain staking hours of auto click
i only have 3k keys left
The ony people I know that use autoclickers for asylum are people that have time skipped
I got all the bosses through regular boss fight drops except for king, which I accidentally got from my first hyper egg coupon while I was going for... Platypus, I think.
That's 200 more hits
I just do it bc I don't wanna sit and keep hitting them
I'd do the last one but that takes forever.
And I don't feel like timing everything.
Ban'd.

I don't and I have probably like 20k keys by now, can't be bothered to use them as it's slow as fuck
lol, i use it mostly for getting keys and tickets ngl
waiting 5s for the stupid animations just for the boss to die instantly is not fun
oof
Agreed alien
It's why I auto
I can sit my phone down and eat while it spams
Not gunna use my phone while I eat anyways so why not make the most of my time ๐
You can auto bosses?
Glax is a timeskipper?????
Laziness lv 1000
@laz no. Auto click if arranged on the right buttons if you can one hit KO them
Ahh I see
i mean, i am, but i use it for the annoying stuff like waiting for keys and tickets
I kind of time skipped for raid tickets, but after realizing it messed with the timer, i stopped
lol
Y'all buncha impatient kids.
probably
helium
Where were you when we discussed that earlier.
me?
I needed a confirmation that it was possible 
away most likely
wasnt there a guide in #idle-skilling-info for using helium?
lol
y
Cuz hax
Exactly what I said earlier. Prob bc it was possible to save edit.
lol
tbh, all u need is a app that skips time without affecting the system clock
What
not even save editing is needed most likely
Let's maybe tone it down on the open discussion of cheating in the game, neh? I know it's not that big of a deal in a single-player game, but it's still a thing. Feel free to DM each other about it.
sure lol
Instead, let's help me pick out things for my baby registry.
Diapers always
baby powder
Powder sux
big cofe for smol child
Already got the diaper fund, the knife I need to check on.
I heard diapers are a good idea
Trust me. Got a kid
Cofe?
Cofe
Bouncers
2!!! Bassinets
cofe
One for home, one for travel
POG
2 factorial factorial factorial bouncers? D: That seems like a lot.
csgo cases
terraria is 11$ so 13$ left
then keys in game
Terraria, a second time.
lmao ok
Im kidding
I'm not.
It's a great deal
I'm never kidding... I AM THE SENATE.
I'd honestly pay someone to get me the basketball pet
I recommend... better taste in games.
I have good taste in games
I got the 23$ after I refunded pubg
^ good taste move right there
...you're a fortniter arent you
Yes
but idk how well it will run on my pc
That was a great game
Take that $13 sell it. And start a fund for a better pc
i just got this pc
but I haven't put it into extensive testing of what games I can and can't run
update where are you ._.'
Ngl having the +50% damage training perk and having the ability to make the Zaqqum Trinket makes Ding Dong Ditcher seems a lot more possible
100k mb wtf
the fuck do you mean
100gb ?
lelel
Imagine not being able able to download terraria 
dis boi drunk or some shit
Let's have a race. I'll dl terrarria from Google play on my phone..
First one wins $15 lol
or not
pretty sure steam doesnt show 100k or something only normal numbers lel
Lol I hoped it wasnโt that much otherwise I was going to point out how much of a mood that is ๐คฃ
12 minute estimation
ehh not bad I guess
pubg took 76 hours
and I ended up refunding it
OMG.
t'f
That's why I don't steam
tbf, 1) it was christmas so steam was being bad 2) all my family was using the internet 3) I didn't have ethernet hooked up yet
76 hours ?
yes
26gb
๐๐๐๐
its not that bad considering the list I just gave in chat
it was mostly that steam servers were being bad
oop terraria is done
I got 2 routers. One for main uses, 2nd when I was gaming hardcore.
26gb 76 hours ๐ค
i have told you why already
thats less than 0.2 mb/s
I have a nest that Iโm using solely for breeding demons. ๐คฃ
Hentai Sherrif
i have 4 nests 2 of them ionize and 2 of them triple gen fighting pets lol
~toss a coin to your witcheeer~
somebody give me a name for my world
now pls
@pearl oak name my world
Cofe Place it is
๐ just saw this.
Lol. All good.
C'mon you damn update!
calls Google hey, I'll sell you static or Bray if you push through this Idle Skilling update
helo
but idk
...Bray...I'm sorry. But you are the weakest link... goodbye
I SAID THE WEAKEST LINK
you are the strongest link. goodbye
I WILL SACRIFICE YOU TO THE LORD SATAN
AGHHHH
100gb for terraria?
Nokia is unkillable but everyone knows RAZR will get loads of sales instantly
im really interested if i see anyone with the new razr lol
and they revived the nokia last year smh...
If I do, I'm stealing it
you pay 2k for a terrible phone? ๐คฃ
If I get caught
what's so exciting about that phine?
Just gotta wipe the phone and change the IMEI
old one was terrible, new one is as well
its estimated cost is about 1600 euros
What're they gonna do, turn on find my RAZR?
yeah for a "bendable/flipable" phone
is this how they solve the issue of huge phones?
i'd rather buy a freaking iphone for 1200 and spend the 400 on this game ๐คฃ
where is the issue?
I'd rather steal the phone and spend all 1200 on this game ๐
some people don't like having 6.5 ' devices in their pockets
yeah again jail
but 6.5" now is 5" 2-3years ago ๐
but where did you steal those 1.2k from lol
from the poor again
Nah. College fund
its not shitty
And male perspective of 6.5" is really 3"
its not the best of the best either for 1600
for 1600 euros heck
i'd not buy the first bendable phones
It was...
@cobalt ivy the price heavily depends on the country you're in
Also it's AT&T
yup but not that much
there are a lot of taxes between countries/continents; shipping costs and so on
Att price gouges anyways
I personally need to pay about 25% more for devices in general
well shipping you can just circumvent by buying locally e.g.
than in trumpmerica
you in cad ?
in europe
Sorry. Lemme say this. 200 for the phone, activation and setup
Setup of the new account.
I swapped from cricket.
And to activate the new phone on their end
yeah im not from "we dont want a war but kill a general" country D:
As I said. Att price gouges.
and yes us phone carriers are terrible unless you get something on sale
I get 10gb of internet fr 6 euros lol
Am I happy about that? No. But now I get 2 discounts on my bill. One from my job, they give discounts on att and also for being a student. I get another for that too.
I get unlimited data for 19 euros
dunno what exactly are you saying. regular sim, not restrictions
plus some calls and sms
i pay 10โฌ for 10gb monthly ๐คฃ
which I almost never use
I pay roughly 87euros for 2 phones, unlimited everything and 15gb of hotspot
unlimited sms and phone calls?
For everything
everything means...?
phone bought it full price. sim contract is separated
Phone, calls, txts, data, hotspot, taxes
here you can get unlimited lte. calls, sms etc for 1โฌ a day ๐คฃ
can cancel every day
YOU KNOW WHAT I ALSO GET WITH MY CONTRACT
a phone ?
what freedom?
we're all slaves to capitalism lol
It sounded good.
the freedom of potentially getting bombed every day by anyone ?
i'd rather live every day how i fucking want to
Exactly. If it was your last, would you not be doing what you wanted to.
imagine living
sooooooommmmmmmmmeeeeeeebooody
ooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnncccccccccccccccccccceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
๐ we went from phones to life and death
thats what america is all about
being normal to fucking war in the 2020s
no front tho ๐คฃ
Idg2f about the political side of most of this countries bs
but you should since you live there ๐
Half of it doesn't affect me. The other half I can't change it.
#letsgoiran
yeay farming 14k sigils is so fun
lol, 14k
i mean if you get 42 every 12 seconds
why 12s
so close to 209 research
thats how long i need for 1 extract
that last pot really made a huge difference just by unlocking it
you don't get sigils instantly?
nope
so you need to work on learning
i could of course learn 8min for a few hours but its tedious...
but that's not at all what matters
how much from potions you get tho?
learning perk 12 is where it's at
yeah takes a few days to get there?
how high again are your boosts ? ๐
9-11k%
And i have small boosts in Tinkering
why are you going for 14 bars
yeah my boosts are 1k-1.5k
so level boostio
takes a while
and anotha one
6% learning rate from tinker ๐
6* damage now
I need to figure out how to get into the trillions in fishing, the light blue numbers
it does that??
You need to have the ball come back down.
Otherwise it's not as cool. Loops, brother.
Did someone say cool
Probably not.
I think I gotta rebirth, here we go
How do you rebirth?
The same as every night, Pinky.
As in the process of rebirthing
Tyr
Ash.
Yessssssssssssss.
Tyr
Ash.
Aroused I don't believe there's an official adjectival form of "swoon" so take your pick.
I cannot. I AM THE SENATE.
Tyr how ya like my fully embraced lava cosplay. Bray made me do it. I think. Or maybe it was someone else
sweened
Listening to Bray.
Well, that's your first mistake.
Listening to Bray? I suppose so. Not like "haha" funny, more like "funny looking" funny.
Cause, y'know, legal name and yada yada
Minus the 2
Oh
And yeah
Funny looking
The adjective, not the person
oh yea, just got red sentinel
Like me. Funny looking, but not humorous. Not without my arms, anyways.
Nice, Middu. ๐
Snipe's a lot better, but it seems fine to me if you don't have Snipe.
its really bad
Is it? Shame.
Turllyr? I don't get it.
Is that your way of calling my ugly? Cause I'm onboard with that.
I would, but you called me an ugly version of my name, so I figured that's what it was.
@bronze birch I clearly said without card packs lmao.
As in I collected all the star cards to get them.
Turllyr
getting loved

@plain cove i do have all the foils too so..... i mean it was not fully card paks
So... definitely an ugly thing. Got it. I'mma go play with my dogs now since they actually like how I look. T.T
Look what I found
Thats cool 
In GIMP, on my laptop
What is gimp?
GNU Image Manipulation Program
Nothing weird at all
PC and iOS don't have cloudsave
PC can backup easily tho, and androids cloudsave is.... a bit buggy
But content is currently the same I think?
What
did something disappear
Or am I losing it?
Nothing disappeared
You may as well ask "When will the bass drop?" No one knows. It's impossible to tell.
I'm serious, was there not someone asking about iOS and Android versions?
Nah
it's 1:48 and i have to leave for school in 5 hours
Lava in his natural habitat
indeed Lmao
I think it needs to be giffed
But this will involve, a tiny bit of creativity shudder
Why do I only feel like doing stuff like this late at night...
He needs to pull an AWP and kill pachi balls to remind us of that huge nerf
Don't mention the genocide
Very old
Can't remember them
At least one of those is from idle awards, one of lava's previous games
Well that was weird
I rebirthed and now I am almost at qq light blue fish numbers without and cards kr crusade equipment boosting fishing
I got some of the timeless pots that say increase brew speed, but I donโt think my brew speed increases any
Which pots?
Have you spent any balls since you unlocked it?
Also Mama Mia from construction is weirdly bugged atm
Maybe the bonus are additive to other bonuses in which case I wouldnโt notice a difference anyways
Guys quick random question for late gamers (legend 27) . What is your crusade level?
533 here
- But mostly just from idle gains
lol, finally got my third blood tank just now and all the passives are already almost 600
is this a joke or what. to make iron throne 16 i need to spend 8.1k pink souls, is it even okay?
@visual mesa that's.. not many
but the price got so much higher from 15 lvl
i have 5 ice crams and thats god damn many souls
wait til you see the higher level stuff
do you have a spiriting card deck
Kreuz 1700 gems 
i dont use spiriting card deck, but still
well that's why
thats much more souls that ive ever got
cause you don't use a spiriting deck...
I'm not joking when I said you'll need trillions btw
what pisses me off is that u need pet resources too
yea, in the QQs, probably even more for later stuff
damn cant believe you have to do content in the game to do other content in the game ๐ค
still haven't gotten the 1qq purple vessels for the 5th rift
in instant
Why does everyone touch me when they see me in there cards
like 1 lvl from god damn i cant afford it at all
yeah i saw already
where the next level costs a good deal of something, then the next few are cheaper
Did I get tagged?
like needing 180B bp
or 109QQ green hay
yea
Ahh, seems it was nothing important.
Lol the hay thing made me just buy all builders
builders cost a lot
time to buy kilowater
I still only have a single iodized and it's been relatively fine for me
Wat
when update came out i was so glad that i had enough gems to buy spelunker
You guys have breaking points in construction?
Like i seriously dont know what any upgrade requires
normal spelunkers r sooo damn slow
I'm only at teehee 2 lol
a lot of breaking points man
it's generally every 15-ish levels for the cons exp buildings
My main break point is vessels cause i ignored pets for so long lmao
same
well, for vessels it's not cause I ignored pets but cause I'm just not far enough
i stopped leveling my pets at 3m because i didn't think i needed to anymore but now i do ๐ฆ
i need purple vessels but im just like at 3rd zone
does wiki have info about pet zones?
not really
Uhhh last i checked it wasn't much
yeeeah
every zone except the first one or two and the last one have 8 screens though
i didnt find about purple vessels
the last enemy of each zone has the next color vessel
so count how many screens you're in on your current zone
and you'll know how far you are
yoooo, im not even cloooose
Eat pant
i need like eternity
I hope the new update gets pushed soon, not in a rushed way but in a he doesn't have much left to do way
All I want is to consistently 1-2 shot mid/upper desert mobs, but that ain't happening this ascension...
Want to get to the mountain to unlock more content.
Oh right, third rift
Need to get that
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa I'm trying to set up an autoclicker but it's annoying
There's simply too much stuff to do for an auto clicker
This is not an idle game in the slightest
Until you get to late game Spelunking
oh no, there is a lot of use for auto clicking
It's... definitely an idle game in most ways and on most screens.
spelunking and crusade and asylum and raids all benefit from autoclicker
How?
Like, there are only a handful of screens where I wouldn't consider it an idle game.
That's next patch bray
@wicked crater how to which one
crusades, grinding traces, asylum/raid grinding, splunking, ascension grinding, a lot
oh yea i forgot farming botany/smithing traces
Fuck smithing traces
Who is palpa
Oh i didn't watch star wars
Nor have I, I've only seen family Guy star wars episodes

I'm glad this game doesn't have many sounds, cause max speed mining would cause much pain
It had a lot of episodes so i can't watch it rn
Lmao
"many"
As if any
Any*
Do it
what are we doing
Existing
It, clearly.
ew
Watching star wars from start
Im watching agdq
complaining about autoclickers
The time traveller complaining about autoclickers. smh glax's head.
Smacking my head
Different head
lol, i am a time traveller, traveller of the times
๐ฉ
you want head?
Glax giving head

11/10
fastest head in the wild west bois
Brain Damage Deku
lol
i just realised that i could time travel splunking learning, why haven't i thought of this before?

Galaxy brain
Lmao

Imagine time skipping an idle game 
imagine putting hard work into time skipping
Imagine imagining
Imagine Idling 

lol sure, no problem
Why are all the ice creams the same challenge but harder with each
That's so residentsleeper
idk, it's kinda fun imo
it's like killing baal over and over again until he can't respawn
Who?
baal
Molag Baal

lol, i was referencing another game tbh, but hey its fun to finally read about this god just like all the others
You mean idling to rule the gods?

someone got it
That game is hella grindy
and you mean Diablo?
it is, but i love it's lore honestly
with the new space dim update it looks great
but, tbh space dim is kind of a let down
I used to be an adventurer like you till I took an arrow to my knee
nice
So I've noticed that refreshing the spelunking screen over and over again effectively doubles learning speed
Wonder where else that trick works
Doesn't do anything for me
I have to do it fairly quickly... Shaves a second or two off the timers each refresh
that doesn't seem so useful tbh, more interesting than anything else
I know what you're talking about
Just watched someone beat final boss of skyward sword blindfolded pog
Yeah stop blocking my speedrun talk no one cares about with your dumb meme
especially those of us that know where that's from - we'd rather watch the pidgeon scenes
is it just me or is discord dying
Just you
Did someone say speedrun
no
Boi run was pretty cool
OOF just realized I have school tomorrow
Gn
Gn?
Get some sleep for school dummy
naw
:(
What happened to 14 hrs a day
Oi, Josuke! I used Za Hando to erase waiter.
Oof
yall excited for ww3?
Yea
imagine thinking that there's actually going to be a ww3
it is, 614 on a Monday, but not just any Monday, on the Monday that's the first day back in school after Christmas break, and i didn't sleep at all
imagine being kuaka
would suck
ikr
kuaka is a joke
:(
no matter what it wouldnt be a world war
yeah i use cofe
cofw
cofe is sooo damn hidration
what about 69?
Nice
no
nรต
nu
nรผ
And it didnt change much for me
Why are so many messages disappearing?
its just a few more bug fixes
You didnt fix the chandelier
ok nvm
Lava, can we buy spelunk bundle without buying the mastery bundle?
yes
Hi lava
Half gems are a thing? ๐ค
!rounding
Sometime the numbers look the same, but they aren't. For example, you may have 10.6 dirt, and the cost is 11.3 dirt. 10.6 < 11.3, yet it looks like you can afford it, because 10.6 rounds to 11, and 11.3 rounds to 11, and 11 = 11!
that's not really a rounding thing lol
it'll save that half gem until you get a fuill gem
you can only "see" that it's there in the arcade
Is there currently an event in the game to get free gems?
is the double mastery points purchase bugged?
How do you get the basketball secret?
Drag the orange ball in the raid section to different screens until you can drag it to lava
!hoops
Hoops is a new secret added in 2.5. :basketball: :wastebasket:
For unlock info, see:
https://idle-skilling.fandom.com/wiki/Secrets#Hoop_Challenge

wait does being in purgatory mean im in mid game now?
Bog
alrighty
Because ice cream now exist
kk
I have done all of my ice creams but I reset my game and my highest ice cream now is 2
i cant imagine doing that
Flex
cool flex
one day
i shall be as far as you have reached
and progress further
and get stuck in the infinite loop that is this game
The thing that slows me down is the kills per second
im getting 14 per kill rn
But Eventually you will be able to get 1QQ kills per hour
i can only get half a mill rn
Thatโs not bad
๐
Only if you got 2 kills per Monster kill you would get 2x the amount of money
I'm getting 152Q per hour
thanks i spent the last 2 months getting here
when i entered purgatory i felt so underpowered for the first time in a while
it was sad

Wtf
it is so ridiculous to go from killing the thing like 8 times a second to barely being able to one tap the thing in a second
It's 1am, my family is sleeping and randomly I just heard a loud crack on my wall
Lick it
They are sleeping
still?
And I can't tell them I'm awake because it's a school night and they want me asleep
fair enough
Turn on the light
we are curious
Or use flash light with your phone
pluming?
Except for the top 12% which is covered in windows at ground floor
It sounded like a big electric shock
are you on pc or phone?
Phone
chance the powers out
are you one of those guys that build houses under the ground with there hands
My monitors lights that are on the other side of the room are on
primitive technology?
So power is on
Heh yea
gotta backup generator in your house?
No
Say Bloody Mary three times in front of a mirror.
I'm kinda creeped out
Wait how old are you
17
senior?
He would
Whatever comes before senior
Idk the names, we don't really have names for them here
junior
guess we're just waiting for it to be uploaded now or something?
Go wake them up then
maybe someone is slowly dropping sand on your roof?
Sorry I left your stove on Bray
A snek
id go talk to your parents now
Probably a snake
Don't really have snakes here
what state do you live in
Canada
Ten thousand spiders
A good state ngl
I was gonna pull an all nighter
he lives in the state of denial
Now I'm a bit creeped out
look i would go talk to your parents
No lmao
just say that you heard a crack noise and hear something like a hissing noise
why
are your parents that strict?
Yes
Build a sand castle with that sand
god i feel bad for you
ok
Frick
let it pass
Could be a sink hole
Wow thanks
maybe
No problem
uhhhhhh
The crask must've been loud because I heard it through my noise cancelling earphones
What?ยฟ
gas leak is far more likely than sink hole in canada
That's also true
Maybe it was your head phones
The hissing could've been but not the crack I don't think
That made that sound
Maybe it was the movie I was watching
What movie
snakes on a plane
~~ Himself ~~
No it wasn't the movie
or unpleasant



