#off-topic-chat
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damn
for shor
Bray turn off ur phone
bray cant turn off idle skilling
is that your favorite song
ew
Bubye luvu all
creepy
Hahahahahahahaha yes I love spending 150 gems on a lv 1 super absorb
rising you better get birb
birb free super asbord
I got the birb
noice
orlike when you have a high learn from a LONG TIME of waiting
but you fuck it up and dont get them all
because of 1 button press
I remember just forgetting to hit the super absorb
Going for the regular absorb then the super is the real gamer strats
Ree
bad
Reebad
Ok I sleep
SlReep
Did I get gif banned
For posting too many
Dammit let me post gifs of yawning kittens
lol
#lavahateskittens
got it
you can press the little Star in the top right of gif on pc if you into that kinda thing
On my phone atm
make sure you post the actual gif link not just a gif search
Soo what u are saying is lava doesn't hate kittens?
We dont know that, thats his choice
Sooo lava burns kittens?
hey does the caver value trick only work when you leave the game open on the caving screen?
and is it supposed to affect red obols?
No clue what that is
@long glen

🤔
No and no. It's a way to get tunneling cards without waiting thirty minutes before extracting.
so is there any way to increase the chance of getting obols, because its kind of ridiculous that I'm not constantly getting them
I rarely get them
I have every rare treasure card equipped
lava did come on and ask people questions about mach bags and broken fishing
I hope people mentioned red obols never appear
Extract Sack Mach 10 bags with a value number that starts with 2. That'll max out your rare treasure chance.
Yes.
I recommend dedicating one spelunker to it. Carefully set it up so you extract those bags with a full depth bar, then level up speed enough that you max the bar instantly. Just don't learn on that one afterwards or you might mess up the depth multiplier; if the bag value starts with 3 or more you lose most of the rare treasure chance.
hmm'
kinda silly that higher "mach" bags with even higher value have a lower chance on the last 2 spelunking mats
It doesn’t seem to round
well its going to be very difficult for me to ever get red obols then
lava said it was multiplied by a -1 or something like that
did you upgrade all your spelunkings?
I need to max my speed, apparently
not at 100% upgrades yet
but I have huge learning
like, more than everyone else I think
maybe not now, I don't really bother to absorb all the time anymore
huge learning doesnt matter, but you can just upgrade 1 of the nonupgraded spelunkers and make it so he gets a mach10 bag
everybody gets mach 10 bags
6 mach 10 bags
the problem becomes speed
I increased learning so much that getting my speed to catch up is pretty difficult
my guys don't fill the bar.
idk I will play around with it
this is overly complicated
I think most of the problem came from the flaming katana exploit there
not necessarily learning
You don't need to fill the bar, I suggested a setup for always getting the correct bag value.
whats the star % that you guys get (the chance on a higher mat?)
for reference, if I instantly extract I get tens of thousands of sigils out of 6 bags
.88 at 564qq plasma
No.
My highest was 3.6%.
Number of sigils doesn't have anything to do with depth.
I've dug down considerably, I have no idea what the formulas are like and if I messed with anything
so I have to wait at least 6 min AND get 2xx QQ plasma
or apparently 2 lava would be an option, if thats even possible
the goal is to get the stupid card
your guys fall into a bottomless pit huh?
It's not bottomless, don't be ridiculous. They're just falling until the heat death of the universe. There's a difference.
true true science true
ah looks like around the 5-6 min mark I get 156QQ
so idk exactly how long it takes, but not much longer than that I was getting 5xxQQ
maybe 10 minutes?
thanks chy, I'll play around with this and see if I have any luck
this is just about the lamest thing ever
hm
on a scale of 1/10 how lazy is it to max out speed on a spelunker and make a 20 sec macro that clicks extract 3 bags and jump?
so far its made me 10k notes..
It's almost needed at some point
so im focusing on the spelunkers atm..
but im running in to one tinny little problem..
i dont have enough money..
Same x)
Apro?
wee, blood vessels finally in sight in trekking
Ugh. Need to unlock my gem slots for mining 😦 So many gems I need
Finally getting close to smith breaking I think.
Lol i gave the basketball to lava and i didnt know XD
Watching Lava edit the future content channel in real time.
Poor fella needs sleep, I think.
FUCK
You okay up there, big buddy?
"fix it"
better than pets and best update ever as basically the same thing
idk
Where's the option for "best update if I didn't have to autoclick"
because which update was better than pets?
I started playing about a month before pets hit and I've enjoyed every update thus far.
Pets is just a long time skill
i think the one thing i dont like is the lack of bosses in trekking
LavlaFlame2

have you forgotten it?
Did they make a card yet?
they dont make the card they tell me what they want the card to be
and they already told me yes
Is it fruit gang?
Is it a future update or this one?
Funny shut up
Or is it a secret🧐
Is Lava being Waddlesworthed again?
IS Kahoot 
Was hoping we would no longer have to autoclick spelunking after the update
Wishful thinking
Isn't that in #patch-notes📝 ?
atleast with lower costs it will take less time autoclicking
Higher bags will give more percentage chance to drop the treasure
Can't wait to spend $20 for the tunnels pack
all it says in patch notes is lower cost and higher chance of the rare treasure
not more treasure for deeper digs
just that treasure 28 is no longer best at mach 10 bag
that#s because u endgamer rushed through digging content
new players can't throw 3* gold for spelunker upgrade
they don't have to worry about X bag yet
A user has successfully killed a boss! Congrats to them!

huh?
autoclicker will give huge advantage
Here I am getting stuck because I only have Green (plasma?) cash, and cant upgrade my single desolator further >_>
Ooooh, my heart gets all a flutter when an orange star card drops for me 😄
I even grinded all crusades to 500 manually, but damn I need some autoclicker for digging
autoclicker is huge advantage in crus too
you can get your boost lvl absurdly high
and thus get better gear
hmm
What kind of boost levels have people gotten with autoclickers?
I am at 73 without autoclicking it
i'm 70 or 71 without clicker
Why does one need auto clickers for boosting equipment?
for boosting boost lvl
One construction boosts your boosters by 1.xx where xx is your booster level
I thought boost level doesn't increase the chance
Ooooh.
It doesn't, construction does
Well thats neat
read what ue said again
So more constructions that I need that I cant get yet >___>
you are not supposed to instantly blast through new content
....Welp, not getting level 10 Mining Mind for a while. 18B AP....here I am excited that my next ascension is gonna give 20m+.
I feel like such a nooblet
I'm being blocked by purple vessels atm lmao
Same
yeah
getting QQ of those is out of my reach atm
once i get my blood vessels, i'll go for looting build
Also have to get a full 5* grasslands set. Thats gonna be a haul for me too.
hmm don't neglect the max star cards perk in asc tree and try to reach the tank in pets that gives gray cards per nongray card collected
u'll get those cards in no time
Which tank is that? Just got to the first tank in Purple (level 78)
4th blue
Okay now I am going to install android studio to edit GameOfDice version to play on V4.0 instead of V4.1
Star cards Im at 50/day. Need to up that more I know. Was also trying to up my Ore related stuff in AP to try and hit smith break
Fish is currently being my limiting factor.
hmm
When is the shit talk gonna start?
What
Poop pet is useful for occupying nests and rapid nuking for eggshells. Quick easy visual reminder that you don't care about that nest and it's job is shells.
There. Shit talk. Happy?
The game just lags when cards get dumped on you at spelunking. 13 in 4 bags
Get less cards next time
Just don't open bags
Just don't download tunnel update
I like both pets and spelunking....they are something totally different, I don't think we can compare those, Lava...
For mama mia flowers were not really a problem
What I'm not sleeping you're sleeping
What
Nani tf
What
Imagine sleeping
Imagine
Imagine ash being lavas feminine personality
Is he both?
Imagine your mom
Imagine gender assumption
Imagine having yaoi in your pfp
Imagine switching from hentai pfp to yaoi pfp
Imagine the mods lurking at every corner
damn you lava threaten me!!!!
^ Is this fetish?
😶
Probably
Hot
no its a mastery thing. get mini lava to threaten you for to get mastery points
👀
ok thank mini lava???? being only a cool guy, giving me like 5 keys, but then some how way or random, was given 40 gems.......damn it threaten me ....but thanks for the gems.
Press F for threat fetish
X
Haha funny maymay
F
God damn it
Not again
Guys don't look
Wait what does micro daddy say?
I don't tap him for hours at a time cough
TeeHee ash pog
Eeew Ash is green
It just means he spams more
Why tap Mini-Lava if you can tap real Lava
It's too early for thirst
Tapping mini lava is fun
It's never too early for thirst
Kingfoo let's keep this pc please
*keep this android
Also make sure u have lavas concent before trying to tap him
Let's all tap lava at the same time
Pc loserrace
Pc and ios plebs are also getting update , lava is being generous
Fuck consent he's in my phone he follows my rules
Lol that's what u think
He is looking through you via front camera
Good
I'm looking at him too
He controls all our game saves ready to be deleted when he so feels like it
Well not a big deal FBI is always looking through it
Creepy, IS comes with a lava cam?
👀
All praise lava
Praise lava or have you save deleted
I want to do all the foil raid bosses but I need tickets
Pacci time
Same king
Upgrade asylum before they are fixed
I need tickets :((((
You don't have normally all the cards?
Nah i never really focused on half the raid cards
The asylum bug doesn't work for me or something
I need two sent cards and 1 or 2 demons
I have all cards I just want enough tickets to get most of them back
On raid , that's still okay , i mean asylum cards
I needed like 2k raid tickets to get all of them back
King I'll pm you how i think the bug works (don't wanna spread exploits in gen chat)
Understandable
spreads bugs
If idiots in this server were flying , we would have an airport
Woah
What
conversation
I would more like to be a kite
Because I have heard that kites can get pretty high
Bb pet?
Hoops pet
Oooohhh
Hang on
Do you have bb pet
totally not like me missing sleep is effecting me
Eww
ew
Fucking green
green
Exactly
I was talking to lava a while back about the bb pet being purchased and he said he would prob do that
That's worse than not getting bb pet
If u can somehow find our convo in genchat
i was happy being blue and yellow kinda matches one color... but then green green doesnt go anywhre
If lava said he will prob do it then he will never do it
Ya my pfp is like orange and yellow
you know
it should be like
you attempted so many ammounts of hoops
so you get the pet after this attempt (not a small ammount either.. i mean LONNNG time)
BUT if you score regularly like you are supposed to
then you get it normally
i honestly not care right now for it
its just an extra pet slot being eaten by a pet
I am one hoops pet away from all pet
oh?
26 seems to be a general gem ammount
66 in 3 trials
*66
oh man those chess pieces kill me
the chess pieces plant?
not that i know of
so getting a lot of QQ is killing me fr
im guessing to lvl sitty chair?
yeah
yea mines at lvl 79 but i maxed out iron throne
if i wait i can get a few Q rooks
botany 409 pff
and thats because of the change to the og %
i had a 2 rb after that og% already
but just rb like 4h ago
mine was a day ago
chair doesnt go crazy on mats?
?
?
i didnt understand what you said
chair doesnt need crazy amount of materials?
your chair is higher lvl than mine
i mean throne 😄
oh it wasnt too bad
rip my white souls
i did that
somehow i dont get many
it go into the 100 billions of maybe soap
i remembered having like 800t white now i barely get o 1 ...
for throne
what is soap D:
the card is called maybe soap
i can instantly get the 3rd to last treasure and i was just converting them
real sketchy
what motion sensors?
no clue
is it the games fault or kong?
widevine?
Motion sensors on kongregate = fapping detection.
Sure, why not.
😛
Why haven't you seen the mails where some guy has footage of you fapping to porn?
Gief crypto
Y'all move pc while fapping weird
Did someone say fapping
Mini Lava is so hottt
my webcam is disabled
Emigdala rule 34
because i have butterfingers
AshXLava ship art is being made don't @ me
wat
Nothing is safe
@frail cedar Why not @ ?
Because at is bad
I am bad.
Why else would I @ you
Raesons
raisins
Because raisins
No Mama mia fix in patchnotes, qq
Hopefully it will be in the update but lava hasn't added it to the notes yet.
i kinda feel bad
cuz i have my first spelunker at lvl 400 almost and all the others are below 30

No need to feel bad as long as it is basically pointless leveling the other spelunkers 😛
Lava called me a weirdo
well are you one?
Well I crashed everyone’s games when you touched me

In patch notes he says it
when update 👀
without bonuses its 26 afaik
the base cap is 25 i believe
can get alot higher with the card and basketball pet though 🙂
if you hit the backplate, you got a 98% guaranteed hit
instead of double point in the ring. goes slower but higher hit change
whenever i hit the backplate the ball falls through the gap between the net and the plate
and fricks up my score

😦
I meant considering all bonus like ball pet etc.
I have a +94ish extra cap ball pet, dont know if there is a hard cap. Max i can do is 52 rn
nobody is ever gonna reach it anyway lol
maybe:)
@olive jacinth you got a point. Haha
ok then
Anyone know how can I see that with a MIUI system ?
I hate taxxxxx
still as green as the sick that the elf's throw up
I always forget it, and I bought a $10 playstore card for the gempack but it's like "$10.61
I literally need $0.50 because I already had some change lol
Don't buy nitro, buy gems. Fuel the addiction
ashley i am current;y in debt due to buying all of the gems in idle skilling
no one else can buy them now
Buy more gems
ok time to ascend from debt to causing the worlds economy to collapse due to me buying even more gems
If there's no economy whos gonna stop you from buying gems?
No one
Then you can have as many as you want
If there's no time who's gonna stop you from reaching the end ?
hope the card deck limit goes up some day
we are getting 2 more
it is
oh very nice
hope to get more slots per deck
and hope that unparalleled wouldn't hit a cap at lvl 611
u could say u are unlucky
Oh snap. DBZ Kakarot got bumped forward a day. Now it's coming out a day earlier!
You're fired.
what's that about? new series?
New open world RPG, focusing on the DBZ saga as goku
ah game
dragon ball zombies?
You were already fired. Don't make me call security.
ahh i see
XD
💀
did u not hear?
about joe?
lava got arrested
idle skilling canceled
ww3 starting
start leveling your accuracy irl
yes
the game was a big scam that could get your bank details and take money from u without ur permission
ahhh see i just have no money
^^^
Why do I get every Vessel color but blue since 2 screens 👀
If i see one more raid shadow legends ad I'm going to barf. I can't even remember any annoying ads from years prior because all i can think about is Raid Shadow Legends and contrary to their shitty sales ploy, seeing a market this flooded with their ads is turning me off of even bothering
Afk Arena?
Tik Tok was the most annoying ad
If i could just say, the best sales ploy is no sales ploy
ah that match 3 pseudo decoration game garden bullshit
Those shadow legends pleb just keep on getting money by launching new servers so ads don't even hurt them
IS?
all i get are raid, afk arena, runescape, and league of legend ads
You don't know IS ?
Isis?
LoL ads are tame tho
Like, normally they're on YT, and done by, you know, an actual person
And LoL is fun so
Oh oh funny
You won't get kahoot channel funny
i know the answer
LoL mobile gonna be quick games
Nothing beats PC but yeah i would prefer quick games on mobile
no inhib turrets and i dont think you have to last hit at all for minion gold.
Wow
🤔 @frail cedar
Wow
I'm trying to help the chat heez
🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔
Everyone except best knows what's IS
wheez




where where u when club penguin die
saying goodbye to molly puffles
That (edited) in #501331141488541696 :, (
Previously it mentioned something new for the arcade, didn't it?
I just realized that the demon card has a upside down cross printed on its forehead lamo.

soon our fish will not keep escaping back into the ocean

Soon our fish will shoot us in the kneecaps
Ah yes, ofcourse.
I hate when I play a game on roblox that is fun, but when I am close to defeating a boss for getting PREMIUM currency, boom, someone just gets near me and kills me. I would buy a VIP server but I do not have any robux RN.
Wait just buy the currency
awoo

⬆️
update where you at ?!
Currently in alpha
I just realized how high you can get gear boosts to with the new cons upgrades
You can get 10k+% with no misc items
with 5 successfuls?
8
more? D':
howd you get 8 boosts?
4th zone yea
You'd need to hit every boost, with the Boostio perk applying (if you have it high enough) and get over a 2 on mutator.
For all 8
mama mia needs 42h still
F
no money to upgrade and shit this feels bad
awoo
Arg it's end of holidays
helo
Hi
bye
Mean
Wow Oblivion cards are hard to come by
you're on screen?
Both
I know that
Easier than crusade cards
Should I go for the second ice cream if I'm doing QQ solar damage or should I wait?
check the calculator in #idle-skilling-info ?
Good morning
Morning
Good morning
Ok
ok
Morning good
morning bad
Still your throat?
no
Hey
just bad morning
How's it going
I have a feeling this last pot is gonna be a pain to unlock
there, complaining helped
I can't discover the last two without the last botany plant :(
you can discover the next to last one without it, but it does take the last plant to brew
make sure to use the brew speed tinkering items and the lemming card
yea, it's just a low chance to discover
Lemming card is what got the plant for me
but yea, the last few pots are worth it, even if you can't level them
Yeah they pushed my damage like a full star
I wouldn't even say it's for the damage, but for the extra stuff that gets affected like research exp and the like
That too, gave me enough to unlock the last tank finally too
still 4 levels from my third blood tank
Ayyy just got last 2 pots
update where you at 👀
Still testing
so close, my highest pet is now 99.3k
mine just hit 10k yesterday or so 😦
still not getting any double ionize or triple fire fists ._.' dis game
lmao just died in my hardcore world that I have been playing for 8 months
rip
Oooof
well oof
Bray = Philza confirmed 🧐
and now I officially can do no more to my nests until blue vessels~
He's the Senate now King
Not yet
there, finally the scall x card
i mean fall damage is the only way to die ...
man i built all 8 machines without realizing the last few cost gems because i was just spamming build, what a tragedy
Oof
yeah i hold off at 5 😄
Anyone having issues with keymaster not droppping last key when carrying ice cream
nope
As soon as I killl the key master game crashes
thats bad
Yeah when I do the game crashes
IOS
oh ios, rip
I can’t get my damage higher idk what to do
craft ?
I’m still figuring that out
spelunker gives some damage
it is meh
try to learn with all of your guys besides miner 1
get miner 1 with desolate
All 4 miners are premium
new crafts are interesting in 3rd tree
i mean if you got the gems
1 miner is enough imo.
Spent about 100$ this weekend tbh
Ah
you get some decent dmg from that depending if the numbers are multiplied with the rest
first one gives me 40M% kinda bad when its added to rest of crafting tho lol
second one 13b base dmg
howd you get those potions D:
Premium potion coupons
aww shit
same
I got more if you want the screenshots
Yeah if I had the mats
75b blue vessels?
Once unlocked with premium coupon you can brew without level req
i mean im apo 500+ 😄
Ah
so you got like 20k gems last week? D:
wtf are u buying recipes ?
yup
Might as well can’t craft that stuff for anoth month or so
i dont know when ill brew those potions lol
like 2nd column of flowers take 99d+++++ each 🤣
I need to know what I should work on
These new potions don’t seem to have directs damage multipliers
you do know how mama mia works right?
nope
No
its construction
see the brewing icon at the top? click it, over and over
once you have it
you'll turn days into seconds
with high mama mia right? or just 1 lol
even low level is stronk
What brewing icon and what is mama Mia
yes, even lvl 1 is stronk
so 25x speed?
mama mia is the first building in the last construction tree
its not that fast
you can also just sit on the gem screen after going to brewing
or what is the first levels multiplier?
every 20 brewing levels is a multiplier
no, each 20 levels multiplies the speed by that amount
thats what the formula is
I don’t have any oblivion cards
not quite
got some nice cards
last sc is oblivion
wdym not quite
each 20 levels -> levels/20
Only at 1star solar with no ice cream
multiplies the speed by that amount -> *Multi
for example sake, at 1000 apo level, and a 1.23x mult it would be 1.23^50
thats not what the thing says D':
Too bad mama mia is bugged :(
it's bugged, but works if you know how, and it is what it says
every 20 levels add a multiplier
each multiplier is multiplied with the rest of them, not simply added
hm makes it a bit better
for example, http://prntscr.com/qjr998
whats multi for level 1
that's not 2.4x15, but 2.4^15
yes that i understand 🤣
it's the same for mama mia, and I can't remember the lvl 1 bonus
need fking candy for construction
So you have to have all construction to get that?
have to have the last tree unlocked
Fml
not all just last tree
last tree is unlocked really fast if you really try
3 days tops
but unlocking mama mia takes a few days
With 1 worker?
1 digger all workers
It’s difficult to micro manage the level ups for spelunkers
honestly, if the builder is iodized the rest won't really matter
get all ionized is the best but the cost is crazy
So what should I focus from here
my single iodized is worth about 20 regular ones right now lol
build the shirt
Just level up once worker
have to build the first tinkering thing for new smithing items, and the first foils to eventually get to new crusade bosses
as well as new rifts
My tinkering sucks
doesn't matter if it sucks now, you have to work on it
updatt werr
this new update made it so nothing can be ignored
Conquest is not my forte
@fossil mango still testing
1000% 😛
because the new tinkering stats and buildings that boost it to high heaven
yeah we dont have that yet
86k is low
how do I spoil a link?
do || before and after a phrase
they're multiplicative lol
for spoiler tag
fail
push what you can where you can
Well I have an issue with last keymaster not dropping key so I can turn in ice cream
have to be on screen
If I kill it while on screen game crashes
incidentally, this is currently my pride ||http://prntscr.com/qjrd9z||
Takes about 2 min on screen to kill
Damage is trashcan right now with rainbow ice cream
sucks cuz i dont have the gems to buy misc items
that was without any misc items
and only 1 level in anotha one
Ok I’ll take the ice cream off and start working crusade
whats booster lvl?
80 iirc
it's only at 3100
those 86k% numbers dont come from anywhere 🤣 you need to be lucky and misc maybe 😄
dont you read bräyx ?
he cant
my highest is monocle at 4025, but it apparently that isn't high enough for the 4k requirement
cuz game crash when he kills him on screen
huh
He's iOS 
Thanks guys
I put in like 3 min of tinkering and was able to kill it before game crashes
Didn’t realize it was multiplied instead of added damage
Apparently if you take to long to kill something the game bugs out and crashes
sivia have u managed to get the survive emigdala arcade challenge
only on android :p
@ripe olive thanks for the game suggestion it’s fun and keeping me busy
Nice, glad you enjoy it

@pliant schooner I haven’t
How to I get that
Glax, my young apprentice, I am in need of your assistance.
I think it was emigdala Y but u just have to let the timer run to 0
sure wassup man?
1 sec I’ll look
what's up my fake but unyielding master?
I don't want to eat this dark chocolate someone gave me. You want it?
actually yes, i fucking love dark chocolate, my favourite
If it crashes run the app on splitscreen that might stop any crashes that occur
what % is it?
ew, dark choclate
70? 80?
It doesn't say. It's American, where %s are something we think only the metric system should use.

