off-topic-chat

[autumn copper]

Morning folks.

[frail cedar]

Woah

[golden ivy]

Wow

[void spade]

Jesus

[golden ivy]

Lava

[fleet ivy]

Lol

[frail cedar]

Holy fuck

[near wharf]

woah

[frail cedar]

Marry me

Marry me right now

[golden ivy]

Ash

[wispy dagger]

give a man a fish and he will starve, teach a man to fish and he wont go hungry

[ashen orbit]

wait so you're releasing the android update fix tomorrow?

[near wharf]

yea

[ashen orbit]

also what did that say?

[near wharf]

tonight to alpha

[ashen orbit]

oh awesome, thanks man

[void spade]

ALPHA GANG

[near wharf]

it said idle games rule

[golden ivy]

So, are jr mods the children of the mods

[patent osprey]

tomorrow as in sunday, or tomorrow as in monday?

[ashen orbit]

the fixes are appreciated

[golden ivy]

Yes

[fleet ivy]

You guys aren't invited

[frail cedar]

Lava plz

[golden ivy]

"Jr."

Jr

The lesser of the mod

[fleet ivy]

Only the alpha version has music in game

[golden ivy]

^

[ashen orbit]

lol

[void spade]

Can't wait for the sick tunes again

[wispy dagger]

oh yeah? what they sound like?

[golden ivy]

I usually just mute the game and play music lol

[ashen orbit]

ash mood

[frail cedar]

Kind of

[golden ivy]

Lmao

[ashen orbit]

oh

[frail cedar]

I mean

[void spade]

Lol imagine muting Idle Skilling

[frail cedar]

i don't wanna make the server sad

[ashen orbit]

I'm already sad, try me

[patent osprey]

wait....people play without sound?

[wispy dagger]

dont be sad cause sad backwards is das, and das not good

[fleet ivy]

Thr opening song is "I hate Ashley, her flames are cold" by the beetles

[wispy dagger]

woe

[frail cedar]

My flames are spicy as hell

[golden ivy]

The good thing about Idle games are that they get so boring that you decide to never open them and then a year later you become op

[near wharf]

imagine sending me an email asking where the music is because little lava mentions music when you talk to him

poor guy

[void spade]

LMAO

[fleet ivy]

Lol

[frail cedar]

Lava take my fucking ring

[ashen orbit]

lol

[golden ivy]

That's funny

[wispy dagger]

no you got to email little lava to get the real music

[ashen orbit]

talking about spicy, i wish i had some curry

[worn fog]

https://i.imgur.com/wYaB2sS.png

[golden ivy]

Imagine being a jr mod smh such bad

[ashen orbit]

or some really spicy triple pepperoni bacon pizza

[golden ivy]

I like being my color

[void spade]

Lol imagine being a jr mod

[golden ivy]

Ikr

Couldn't be me

[fleet ivy]

You're a blue teehee Bray

[golden ivy]

^

[frail cedar]

Beehee

[golden ivy]

Just rarer

[wispy dagger]

crispy chicken though

[golden ivy]

Bleehee

Bluehue

[frail cedar]

Welp

[void spade]

Bray's a shiny TeeHee pog

[golden ivy]

pawg

POG

[frail cedar]

What's that make me?

[wispy dagger]

i want TeeHee shirt merch

[true wadi]

sup

[frail cedar]

oh right, on fire

[golden ivy]

Being teehee was my greatest achievement

[fleet ivy]

You aren't even red Ashley

[frail cedar]

Wat

[golden ivy]

Am I read?

read?

[wispy dagger]

you cant read

[golden ivy]

lol

[frail cedar]

Uhm

[void spade]

oof

[wispy dagger]

oooo

[frail cedar]

What happened

[fleet ivy]

Red

[wispy dagger]

cold blue

[golden ivy]

Dudes can u make me a pink teehee?

Or light purple teehee

[ashen orbit]

you levelled up

lol

[golden ivy]

Nah

[fleet ivy]

No she didn't lol

[frail cedar]

Hecking

I've been

extinguished

[ashen orbit]

you have, sadness

[golden ivy]

🧯

Gotcha bitch

[frail cedar]

I'm have cry

OH

[ashen orbit]

but your flame shall be reenflamed

Nice

[golden ivy]

Well, I'ma try to keep the game off as long as possible and see where that gets me, I'll be back in a year. My friend and me are making a 2d mmorpg, Peace lol

[frail cedar]

Pp reinstaller

[fleet ivy]

I think he actually has you ignored lol. He didn't respond once until I said something about you whining

[golden ivy]

That Isaac guy was so cool

Want to be him when I grow up

[ashen orbit]

Lmao

[golden ivy]

8k followers

[frail cedar]

Wait

[void spade]

Bye isaac I'll miss you

[golden ivy]

Like omg

[frail cedar]

For real?

[golden ivy]

No lmao

[wispy dagger]

its basic senpai logic

[frail cedar]

Ohhhh

[wispy dagger]

always get ignored reguardless

[golden ivy]

He's watching chat most likely

[frail cedar]

Okay so i just need to become part of his life

[wispy dagger]

parasite

[frail cedar]

Ngl the yandere shit is exhausting

[golden ivy]

Ash if u wanna get with lava join the alpha

[frail cedar]

And difficult

Like am i being the role enough?

[ashen orbit]

i always wondered about yanderes, like while?

[worn fog]

like what...?

[frail cedar]

Also bray

I tried to alpha

Lava ignores me

[ashen orbit]

lol

[frail cedar]

Incase ye forgot

[ashen orbit]

rip

[fleet ivy]

Actually Ashley

[woven apex]

He ignored me too, until one day... Greatness arrived

[fleet ivy]

He tried to give you alpha but you ignored him

[void spade]

Same king

[ashen orbit]

dammm

[frail cedar]

wut

[ashen orbit]

lol

[woven apex]

Lol

That changes things

[frail cedar]

Are you fucking serious

[near wharf]

yo wait

[golden ivy]

I got alpha to spite kuaka

[near wharf]

what is this:

[wispy dagger]

technically you cant tell if hes ignored anyone cause he never replies (well to most things)

[near wharf]

`

what is that used in??

[golden ivy]

Lmao

[ashen orbit]

this

[frail cedar]

Whom'st'd've

[near wharf]

`this

no thats an apostrophe

` =/= '

[ashen orbit]

g'day

[near wharf]

??

` is not '

[ashen orbit]

' this?

[golden ivy]

Semi quoting

[near wharf]

no

`

[golden ivy]

Jk idk

[ashen orbit]

[near wharf]

its subtly different

look

'''''''

[ashen orbit]

yeah i am using `

[near wharf]

oh

' ' ` '

[frail cedar]

It's a stunted apostrophe

[ashen orbit]

`hello`

[near wharf]

the hell is it

[ashen orbit]

hello

[near wharf]

hello

[frail cedar]

It has growth issues

[golden ivy]

Grave accent

[near wharf]

wow

[ashen orbit]

Lmao

[woven apex]

‘

[golden ivy]

It's a diacritical remark

[frail cedar]

Wat

[ashen orbit]

`see? it works`

[golden ivy]

why is kongergate trying to install drm

[frail cedar]

`e don't say

[patent osprey]

https://www.quora.com/What-is-the-character-that-shares-the-tilde-key-on-my-keyboard-Its-like-a-tiny-tilted-apostrophe

[golden ivy]

The grave accent ( ` ) (/ɡreɪv/[1][2] or /ɡrɑːv/[1][2]) is a diacritical mark used to varying degrees in English, French, Dutch, Italian, and many other western European languages. It is also used in other languages using the Latin alphabet, such as Mohawk and Yoruba, and with non-Latin writing systems such as the Greek and Cyrillic alphabets and the Bopomofo or Zhuyin Fuhao semi-syllabary. It has no single meaning, but can indicate pitch, stress, or other features.

[woven apex]

‘

[golden ivy]

Who needs Quora when u have wikipedia

[fleet ivy]

Neither of those have to do with programming anyways lava, get back to work!

[frail cedar]

should i apologize to that guy

[woven apex]

Lava slacking sm head my head shaking

[golden ivy]

Whic

[ashen orbit]

probably

[golden ivy]

?

Ashley what guy?

[frail cedar]

i feel bad for ignoring lava, even tho i don't remember that happening

[patent osprey]

me, because I forgot it was called a grave

[woven apex]

Dudes why did you pointer your own comment

[wispy dagger]

Maybe make a pun with grave accent with an update about graves

[golden ivy]

joke

[woven apex]

Bray is getting banned

Bye bye Bray

[void spade]

Bye bray

[golden ivy]

Idk whatchu talking about

[wispy dagger]

Bye bray

[fleet ivy]

DID YOU EVER PM HIM?

[golden ivy]

Never even spoke

[void spade]

I PM'd him dudes :)

[frail cedar]

Holy shit that waa @ me?

[ashen orbit]

lol

[frail cedar]

THAT WAS AT ME?

[ashen orbit]

probably

[golden ivy]

I got lava at a good time and he was active and accepted me in like 2 minutes

[fleet ivy]

Yeah

[golden ivy]

:)

[ashen orbit]

you should still dm him

[frail cedar]

😭 my soul

[void spade]

It took him like a day for me Bray

[fleet ivy]

It's your fault at this point

[ashen orbit]

rippy

[frail cedar]

Yeah 😔

[fleet ivy]

Or as I tell me wife. "You played yourself homie"

[golden ivy]

4 minutes

Eeeee

[woven apex]

Bray speedrunning alpha

[golden ivy]

I asked kuaka if I would make good alpha and he said no. So I applied for alpha out of spite

[frail cedar]

There wasn't an at

I stand by my confusion

[fleet ivy]

You were having a conversation

Lol

Why would he @ you

[frail cedar]

I'm have fucnking goldfish brain

[woven apex]

Better late than never @frail cedar

[frail cedar]

I need hand holding

[wispy dagger]

Goldfish are good cheese snack

[void spade]

Bray I applied for alpha late like as soon as i turned cultist lmao

[ashen orbit]

it's now 9:52 how am i still awake?

[golden ivy]

Ashley it's ok, just wait 2 years for 1.5 and apply again

[ashen orbit]

Ash, sweetie, you want cuddles?

[golden ivy]

When I applied I was teehee

I have never not been teehee when teehee existed

[ashen orbit]

lol

[wispy dagger]

Oh gosh

[frail cedar]

Shadow

[golden ivy]

I had the level requirement when he added it

[fleet ivy]

I was teehee like 10 levels early

[golden ivy]

:(

[ashen orbit]

yes?

[frail cedar]

Cuddle me gdiree

[golden ivy]

Yeah dudes

Cheater

[ashen orbit]

cuddles Ash

yoss

[frail cedar]

reeeeee

[ashen orbit]

have cuddles

lol

[fleet ivy]

🐷 reee

[wispy dagger]

Cuddles are nicer if they're real

[ashen orbit]

cuddlesssssssssssssss

they are

[void spade]

🥒 reeeee

[frail cedar]

mmmmmmmmm 🔥

[wispy dagger]

Cudd less ?

[ashen orbit]

cries in lack of physical affection

more cuddles

[golden ivy]

I want a new level rank for level 40

[frail cedar]

cries in confusion

[ashen orbit]

cries in sleep deprivation

[golden ivy]

Or 38 and one for 50

[void spade]

You're already jr mod what else do you want

Smh

[wispy dagger]

Bad shadow you made her cry

[frail cedar]

No

[ashen orbit]

;w;

[golden ivy]

I don't care about rank but exclusive ranks are fun

Even if I don't have them

[frail cedar]

Shadow is helps

[wispy dagger]

Lol

[frail cedar]

Ree

[golden ivy]

Competition is fun

[void spade]

Yeah tru

[ashen orbit]

;w;

[golden ivy]

Though I don't compete with roles except chat roles

Because I'm not a prick

[woven apex]

Oof I'm 13th

[frail cedar]

I just like fire

[void spade]

I'm 21st i think

[fleet ivy]

Sorry I broke your heart Ashley :p

[golden ivy]

I have been 6th for a while

[frail cedar]

Meh, used to it

[ashen orbit]

I wonder where I stand

[void spade]

Do rank command in #bot-commands and find out

[wispy dagger]

You're sitting right now

[golden ivy]

Gotta pass pawn

[ashen orbit]

I'm 44th

[frail cedar]

Actually I'm laying in a ball

[golden ivy]

He's too ahead of me

[ashen orbit]

actually I'm laying on my side

[wispy dagger]

Nice ash

[ashen orbit]

nuuuuu ball

[void spade]

Shouldn't be too hard Bray

[ashen orbit]

cuddles ash ball

[frail cedar]

Hhhhha ball

[ashen orbit]

nu ball sadness

much cuddles

[frail cedar]

Look guys sex number hah hah

[ashen orbit]

[woven apex]

Eee

[wispy dagger]

What a weenie

[ashen orbit]

[golden ivy]

Throwback

[ashen orbit]

lol

[golden ivy]

Before lava added slowmode on #bot-commands

[ashen orbit]

lol ash

[golden ivy]

That terrible day when he made that dumb pet simulation command

[snow hedge]

slow mode?

what is that

[golden ivy]

Yeah

[void spade]

Pet simulation command?

[golden ivy]

#bot-commands

[wispy dagger]

Hmmm

[frail cedar]

ahem

!lavasux

[raw folio]

no u

[ashen orbit]

lol

he does

[golden ivy]

!oceanman

[raw folio]

Take me by the hand, lead me to the land!

[golden ivy]

Ayyy

[ashen orbit]

but i wonder how well he does

[wispy dagger]

Opinions

[frail cedar]

i know the fire child is busy but like, ree

[wispy dagger]

Oceangirl

[golden ivy]

So basically he added !petdropsim1 and everyone spammed chat to try and get the drop so he added slowmode and never removed it

[ashen orbit]

lol

[near wharf]

anyone here with mach bags

[void spade]

Me

:)

[frail cedar]

Ye

[near wharf]

can you PM me a picture of one of them

[frail cedar]

But no

[ashen orbit]

which one are those?

[frail cedar]

Oh

[void spade]

Sure

[frail cedar]

Sure

[near wharf]

i want to see the % chance to get a rare material

the number next to the star

X%

[golden ivy]

Lava should remaster idle awards

[void spade]

Sent Lava

[golden ivy]

And release it as a paid dlc

[fleet ivy]

Here lava

[wispy dagger]

idle awards apart of idle skilling

[fleet ivy]

I just took those

[near wharf]

nice

[golden ivy]

Noice

[fleet ivy]

Mach 25 .03% mach 21 .04

[ashen orbit]

this good?

[near wharf]

not sure how anyone is getting treasure 28 at that rate but

[fleet ivy]

Goes down

[frail cedar]

Hold up i thought he said dm

Shit

Oh well

[void spade]

Autoclicking lava

Lmao

[ashen orbit]

he did

[golden ivy]

He said PM

So no

Bad

[frail cedar]

Same difference

[ashen orbit]

pm dm, same thing

[golden ivy]

Rong

[frail cedar]

Sheesh

[fleet ivy]

Post message, right? :p

Post it right here!

[ashen orbit]

private message

[autumn copper]

Post Mortum

[fleet ivy]

I know >.>

[ashen orbit]

direct message

[golden ivy]

Pool massage

[ashen orbit]

<.<

[near wharf]

pm means pbandit mbob

[golden ivy]

Pelican murderer

[frail cedar]

Pm means pfucking mloveme

[autumn copper]

Pirate Man?

[golden ivy]

lava's is better

[wispy dagger]

peanut butter and bob sandwich

[near wharf]

do sach machs start at 1

they do right

[golden ivy]

pidle mskilling

[ashen orbit]

they do, start at 1

[void spade]

Yeah I'm pretty sure

[frail cedar]

Yes

[golden ivy]

Ashley u shud make ur name AshleyFlame2

[frail cedar]

Sure, brb right back

[ashen orbit]

pm mean penetrate me

[wispy dagger]

no

[golden ivy]

¥

[ashen orbit]

means*

yossss

[golden ivy]

Well ok

[frail cedar]

Tah dah

Amazing

[golden ivy]

See it just works

[frail cedar]

Now i feel like an imposter

[ashen orbit]

look it's 10:02 and i still haven't slept

[golden ivy]

It's 1:05 for me

Am

[void spade]

4:06 am here

[frail cedar]

And yes pm means penetrate me personal message

[autumn copper]

4:05am here

[frail cedar]

305 am

[ashen orbit]

lol, who wants to pm?

[frail cedar]

Hurts

[golden ivy]

And I'm sitting here listening to music, chilling in chat

[ashen orbit]

[autumn copper]

@frail cedar I Do not consent.

[woven apex]

You all should go to bed

[frail cedar]

I wanted pm

[golden ivy]

I'll take a pm @ashen orbit

[wispy dagger]

this is bed

[pliant schooner]

Ashleyflame2 are u going to create your own idle game as well now

[frail cedar]

Yeah lol

[woven apex]

Skilling Idle

[golden ivy]

^

[ashen orbit]

lol ok bray

[frail cedar]

It's called ignore yandere sim

[ashen orbit]

lol

rip

[golden ivy]

Idle thirst simulator

[frail cedar]

game of the year

[woven apex]

Skidle illing

[ionic cosmos]

AFK Skilling

[golden ivy]

Skidle illing

[wispy dagger]

eat ramen sandwich simulator

[frail cedar]

Fucking deep depresso expresso simulator

[golden ivy]

Lavaflame2 idle

[woven apex]

Definitely not Idle Skilling

[golden ivy]

No no

[pliant schooner]

Stubbed toe simulator

[ashen orbit]

nuuuuuu depressoooooo

cuddles ash more

[golden ivy]

Depression sim

Idle

[ashen orbit]

only i can do the depresso

[wispy dagger]

talk in chat and get ignored by lava simulator

[pliant schooner]

That's just life braxy

[frail cedar]

cuddle

[ashen orbit]

cuddle

[golden ivy]

My dad just woke up screaming

Wtf

[wispy dagger]

why are you in his bed

[pliant schooner]

Scream back :)

[ashen orbit]

oof, go hug him

[golden ivy]

Nah

[void spade]

Yeah probably cause you're in his room smh

[golden ivy]

I'm supposed to be sleeping

[frail cedar]

🇮 🇳 🇪 🇪 🇩 🇦 🇫 🇺 🇨 🇰 🇮 🇳 🇬 🇨 🇭 🇪 🇪 🇸 🇪 🇧 🇺 🇷 🇬 🇪 🇷

[golden ivy]

I'm not in his room but mine is across from his

[void spade]

Borbger

[ashen orbit]

Ash same

[void spade]

Oh great funny

[ashen orbit]

I'm fucking starving over here

[wispy dagger]

i' get you a cheeseburger but you're nowhere here

[golden ivy]

I'll send cofe

[frail cedar]

I love cofe

[void spade]

Yeah funny i got you

[wispy dagger]

cofeburger

[ashen orbit]

what's cofe?

[void spade]

New drink funny drinks

[golden ivy]

But less

[void spade]

Cofe

[golden ivy]

Cofe gang

[wispy dagger]

its a funny drink

[woven apex]

But less 🇪

[void spade]

No not coffee

Cofe

[frail cedar]

Cofe

[pliant schooner]

I just finished work and found some lemon cake time to gorge

[ashen orbit]

;w;

[woven apex]

Cof

[ashen orbit]

i don't get ittttttt

[golden ivy]

You say cofe is coffee one more time and I ban

[wispy dagger]

what does lava like to drink?

[golden ivy]

Lava

Canabalism 100

[ashen orbit]

lol, hawt

[wispy dagger]

creepy

[pliant schooner]

Gin and tonic

[frail cedar]

ahemmm

Gotta keep that risque fanfic to myself

[wispy dagger]

no share it

[ashen orbit]

you what?

[golden ivy]

My favourite drink is mountain dew

What flavour you ask

[autumn copper]

Gross

[frail cedar]

Pie flavor

[golden ivy]

Vanilla

[ashen orbit]

you know what, I'm too sleep deprived and hungry, so I'm just not gonna ask

[golden ivy]

You get vanilla in the dew

[wispy dagger]

ashley flavored mountaindew @golden ivy

[pliant schooner]

My favourite drink is stomach acid

[golden ivy]

Mtn Dew-nilla

Yeah

Ashley flavoured

[wispy dagger]

yep

[frail cedar]

Oop

[fleet ivy]

Pumpkin pie best pie

[frail cedar]

I consent my flavor

[golden ivy]

Yes

[ashen orbit]

i don't like pumpkin

[golden ivy]

You do?

Send DNA for proper flavour test

[wispy dagger]

ashley is pumpkin pie

confirmed

[fleet ivy]

Pumpkin pie isn't made out of pumpkins lol

[frail cedar]

Pyromancer flavored GoodShit

[ashen orbit]

i mean, it has pumpkins in it

[golden ivy]

My adress is 1234 coolkidclub, Vancouver BC Canada

[ashen orbit]

it's the flavour of pumpkin that i don't like

[wispy dagger]

add pickles to it shdaow

[ashen orbit]

no

[pliant schooner]

Ohhh just got an idea for a cake

[wispy dagger]

pickle cake

[ashen orbit]

it won't get rid of the pumpkin taste

[pliant schooner]

Sponge cake with hand soap

[golden ivy]

I keep oversleeping and becoming wayy too tired

[ashen orbit]

lol ash

[wispy dagger]

AshleyDerp2

[golden ivy]

Ash he doesn't care

Knowing lava he probably forgot

[frail cedar]

Oh

Uhm

[golden ivy]

He's like a goldfish

[frail cedar]

!lavasux

[raw folio]

no u

[ashen orbit]

lol

[wispy dagger]

in reality hes too busy to look here and is trying to figure out ways to fix a bug somewhere

[frail cedar]

Oh

Well I'll still feel bad

[wispy dagger]

me 2

[golden ivy]

If it makes u feel better lava gets mad at me all the time

[wispy dagger]

he never replied to my last dm and i feel bad because of what was in the dm

[ashen orbit]

i feel like my stomach is devouring itself

[gentle osprey]

I'm sure Lava is spending lots of time on this game because it's the most extensive "casual" game on the planet lol

[frail cedar]

AH LURKER!

[golden ivy]

What was it jodoc?

[gentle osprey]

hey >:(

[frail cedar]

AHHHH

[pliant schooner]

!ashleysux

It didn't work

[ashen orbit]

lol

[fleet ivy]

Are you the guy who asked about music? Lol

[wispy dagger]

a question about what he wanted with me that one day where he saw the heaveyweightchamp lava gif

[golden ivy]

Ohhh

Yeah

Lmao he probably just forgot

[wispy dagger]

i guess he took it the wrong way and never responded so i feel bad about it because idk if i said something wrong

[ashen orbit]

probably not, or idk

[frail cedar]

I've felt bad for weeks

I assumed he thought i was insane

[wispy dagger]

you are

[golden ivy]

I was messaging him once and he didn't respond so I asked him if he saw it in alpha chat and apparently he didn't. So he responded

[pliant schooner]

Well don't feel bad for weeks

[frail cedar]

Oh

[pliant schooner]

Easy fix

[ashen orbit]

lol

[pliant schooner]

I should be a doctor

[wispy dagger]

Rising_Docture

yes

ashley

[pliant schooner]

Wooooo

Well if u are into that

Get them online prob cheap

[frail cedar]

Luidcolo is s tier

[wispy dagger]

hmm

[frail cedar]

Bowser's foward smash has intangible legs

[wispy dagger]

legs

[ashen orbit]

wait who in the what now submissive?

[frail cedar]

F35'S COST BILLIONS

[pliant schooner]

They should add mini lava with the hoops

Would always win

[ashen orbit]

what is a f35?

[pliant schooner]

It's one above f34

[frail cedar]

A type of fighter jet by lockheed and martin

Very sexy, I'd love to fly one

[ashen orbit]

oh, that's cool

[wispy dagger]

or is it

[ashen orbit]

i don't know much about fighter jets, but they seem intriguing

[frail cedar]

Ye

ASSSS

YASSS*

[wispy dagger]

woah thre

[ashen orbit]

ass lol

but yossssss

[wispy dagger]

thats alota

[ashen orbit]

oof

your ass

[wispy dagger]

no u

[pliant schooner]

https://tse1.mm.bing.net/th?id=OGC.8b52c170a6cf43cb40051d1ee7c21568&pid=Api&rurl=https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.giphy.com%2Fmedia%2FzHazI6mcKiciA%2Fgiphy.gif&ehk=S6x2ndcVYpYX%2BljD4Vvao23ZgkFBBXwd%2Bs7QZGtMTvg%3D

[wispy dagger]

omg

[ashen orbit]

ok that's true, i am an ass

[wispy dagger]

such a bootiful plane

look at it

[near wharf]

how many smithing traces do u noobs have

[pliant schooner]

The guf didn't wooooork

1

[near wharf]

billions? Qs?

[frail cedar]

Yes

[wispy dagger]

not enough to be useful

[ashen orbit]

about 7.4 million

[wispy dagger]

im lower than noob for traces

[pliant schooner]

I am at bils I think

[frail cedar]

Let me check quick

[ashen orbit]

i really need more smithing traces..

[frail cedar]

Billions

With brewing at T

So

[ashen orbit]

i need to make a smithing trace farmer

[golden ivy]

Ok I made maymay

[frail cedar]

I'm assuming everyones brewing traces are dumb

[golden ivy]

Very funni

[ashen orbit]

eh, it's brewing trace, idrc

[frail cedar]

Noted

[wispy dagger]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[ashen orbit]

[golden ivy]

My brewing traces are 161 iq

[frail cedar]

HHHHHHHYEYEYYSYAYAAAAAAAA

[wispy dagger]

awooo i know tht feel

[frail cedar]

SNUG

[ashen orbit]

oh damm, that's a big pussy right there

[golden ivy]

Dummies just keep ur snacks in your hat

Hat snack

now i am the snack

[ashen orbit]

ok, no

[golden ivy]

Wtf

[frail cedar]

Hecking

😭😭

[ashen orbit]

just, no

that's making me fear and uncomfortable

[golden ivy]

Ok

[ashen orbit]

;w;

[ashen orbit]

cries

[wispy dagger]

oh my

[golden ivy]

#519106547692077067 look at my maymay

[wispy dagger]

that cat a thot

[ashen orbit]

[golden ivy]

I probably should sleep

It's 1:30am for meh

[frail cedar]

Sleeeep

[golden ivy]

Eh

[ashen orbit]

I'm on the verge of falling asleep tbh

[golden ivy]

I keep oversleeping

[ashen orbit]

Bray

[golden ivy]

It's bad

[ashen orbit]

listeb

buddy

don't do what i did

go sleep now

[golden ivy]

I have to

[frail cedar]

Don't do droogs kids

[ashen orbit]

then go sleeeeeep

[wispy dagger]

its 4:30AM i think my sleep is nonexistant

[golden ivy]

I have to sleep late

[frail cedar]

3:30 = no sleep time

[ashen orbit]

it's 10:30 and i didn't sleep a wink at night

[frail cedar]

It is 3:30

[golden ivy]

No matter what I sleep until 2pm

[ashen orbit]

Ashhhhh go sleepu

[frail cedar]

Nuuuuu

[wispy dagger]

stay uuup

[ashen orbit]

yusssss

[golden ivy]

So if I stay awake until 4, it's only 10 hours

[ashen orbit]

plsss

[frail cedar]

I wan apologies more to lava

[wispy dagger]

become a raccoon

[ashen orbit]

you apologised enough

[frail cedar]

No u

[ashen orbit]

Ash

Ash

no

[frail cedar]

Hecking!

[ashen orbit]

you ain't gonna pull a fast one on me

[wispy dagger]

Ash Ketchzum Z's

[golden ivy]

I have apalofizesd to lava

Aoalifizesd

Aoidhaod

Apsosllsls

[ashen orbit]

now go sleep or I'm confiscating your lava shrine

[frail cedar]

But but

Daddy needs

Reeeeeee

[golden ivy]

Daddy

[wispy dagger]

you cant take the shrine in her mind away

[frail cedar]

*heck fine

[golden ivy]

[ashen orbit]

the only butt here is lavas, and it's tight enough without you apologising more

[golden ivy]

Ash

[ashen orbit]

Now go sleep

[golden ivy]

Let's make deal

[wispy dagger]

thats a game show

[frail cedar]

Aayy

[golden ivy]

I will help apology if u call me a cool kid

[wispy dagger]

oof

[frail cedar]

Yeah lava doesn't need an apology

Night guys!

[golden ivy]

Ok

[ashen orbit]

lol

[golden ivy]

Night

[ashen orbit]

night Ash, sleep well and sweet dreams

you wot?

[wispy dagger]

Ash bye o/ 💋 (like kuamo)

[frail cedar]

😘

[wispy dagger]

💋

[ashen orbit]

night Ash

but really tho, go sleep

[golden ivy]

K so you know how you like have word suggestions at the top of ur keyboard?

[frail cedar]

Yesn, might shaodwo

[golden ivy]

Well chat is desd

Time for my slep

[ashen orbit]

night Ash

[wispy dagger]

bye ahs

[golden ivy]

Good night everyone

I must sleep

DM if u need cofe

[ashen orbit]

ok guys stop doing that

[golden ivy]

I will respond in morning

[ashen orbit]

alright night bray

sleep well and sweet dreams

[wispy dagger]

by shade man

[golden ivy]

"sleep well"

[wispy dagger]

sleep in a well

[golden ivy]

My stepdad used to say that

What a prick

Goodbye

[ashen orbit]

i guess imma go set up my ball farmer and then knock out myself

nightoooo

[wispy dagger]

ball farmer?

[ashen orbit]

ye

[golden ivy]

What

Does

He

Farm

[ashen orbit]

patchi ball farmer

[golden ivy]

Oh I see

[ashen orbit]

sureeeee

[golden ivy]

Yeah

[ashen orbit]

now to poof

[golden ivy]

Like on Christmas when you get chicken balls

[fossil badge]

we need a dump for the golden balls

[golden ivy]

Or turkey in the case of lava

[wispy dagger]

chickens have balls?

they have eggs

roosters are male chickens

[bright juniper]

Why am i still a decade behind?

[golden ivy]

U are white ash

[bright juniper]

I thought 4.3 is released

[golden ivy]

The one who left a 1* review

Bad

[bright juniper]

Still 4.0

[golden ivy]

Ok I sleep

Pm for cofe

[wispy dagger]

dont wake up yet

[golden ivy]

Shh

I sleep

[wispy dagger]

thats not your name

[golden ivy]

Wot

[wispy dagger]

its lower case

[golden ivy]

Lmao yeah

[wispy dagger]

with a capital i for the L

[bright juniper]

🇳 🇴 🇺

[golden ivy]

Do you think Hilary Clinton is a different person than hillary clinton

[wispy dagger]

yes

[golden ivy]

Well then

I sleep

[wispy dagger]

one has two l's

[golden ivy]

Damn

It's too early for this shit quality content

[wispy dagger]

no you're too early for this shit

[golden ivy]

Tru

[fleet ivy]

One is a person, you can tell by the capital name, and the other is probably some type of product

[golden ivy]

Nah

[wispy dagger]

or a degenerate

[golden ivy]

They are the same

Excluding the "l" mishap

[wispy dagger]

what about |

[golden ivy]

|
|

Mine is longer

[wispy dagger]

i dont believe you and i dont wanna know

[golden ivy]

Wait no

I meant the line

Stoup

[wispy dagger]

chicken noodle

[golden ivy]

Ok I slep

[wispy dagger]

soap

[golden ivy]

Ples

[wispy dagger]

nah

you stay awayke

[golden ivy]

You keep distracting me

It isn't fair

[wispy dagger]

no im not

you're distracting me

[golden ivy]

Yes u are

[wispy dagger]

stop talking

no im not

[golden ivy]

But u are

I can't not have the last message in chat

[wispy dagger]

never

[golden ivy]

Ever

[wispy dagger]

but thats okay right?

[golden ivy]

No

[wispy dagger]

its not like a bad thing

[tall sonnet]

Wtf is this?

[golden ivy]

U

It's a mirror

[wispy dagger]

some guy named sleep wants you to ask him questions about his sleeping patterns

and his bed type

and why hes got back problems from sleeping

[golden ivy]

I have back problems from scoliosis

Get it right

[wispy dagger]

ok ok ok

what if i dont want it right

what about middle? is it better?

[golden ivy]

Haha funni maymay

[wispy dagger]

what

[golden ivy]

Funny do u r liek my maymay in #519106547692077067

[wispy dagger]

if you make enough lefts or enough rights you can still go forward

[golden ivy]

I call memes maymays because lava did once in a Google play review reply

[wispy dagger]

what meme

[golden ivy]

What 'bout my meme in pinned

[wispy dagger]

he pinned a thing of yours?

[golden ivy]

Yeah

The meme

It's in #off-topic-chat pinned

The one that he sent

[void spade]

Yeah that's a good one

[golden ivy]

Eh

It was alright

Now this whole thing exists

Wasn't really me who popularized it, but I regret it anyway

[wispy dagger]

you are what you

[golden ivy]

No

I sleep

[wispy dagger]

get gno ed

[golden ivy]

My socks are already on

[wispy dagger]

ew

[golden ivy]

I'm ready to go

[wispy dagger]

what are socks

sounds grosss

[golden ivy]

Picture putting your legs inside a human

And walking

[void spade]

Sleeping in socks 🤔

[wispy dagger]

thats some creepy sht

[golden ivy]

Socks are just dead sheep fur that we stick our legs in

[wispy dagger]

sleeping bags are giant body socks with zippers

[golden ivy]

Houses are giant body socks made of house

[wispy dagger]

what

[golden ivy]

The atmosphere is giant body sock...

[void spade]

One time as a kid i somehow zipped up a sleeping bag while i was inside it

Awful experience

[wispy dagger]

it smells like you gross sock odor

[golden ivy]

The universal constraint that humans refer to as time is a body sock of our brains

[wispy dagger]

you merged with the sleeping bag

[golden ivy]

I've been stuck inside alot of places but not a sleeping bag

[wispy dagger]

been stuck under a sock?

[golden ivy]

My mom rolled me up in a carpet as a substitute for hiring a baby sitter

[wispy dagger]

in a sleeping bag

under a rug?

[golden ivy]

In it

[wispy dagger]

rolled up in the rug

[golden ivy]

Like a cinnamon bun before they cut it

Yeah

Burrito style

Tight enough that I couldn't escape, loose enough that I could breathe

[wispy dagger]

so you wanna turn into a cinnamon bun uncut edition

[golden ivy]

No

She forced me

[wispy dagger]

she?

your mother?!

why

[golden ivy]

My mother

So she didn't have to hire a baby sitter to watch me

While she was at work

[snow hedge]

what

the fuck

[wispy dagger]

did she use belts to keep the bag tight

[golden ivy]

Nah

Just rolled me up

[wispy dagger]

and smoked ya?

[golden ivy]

I was like a joint made of human

[wispy dagger]

your mother is weird

[golden ivy]

Yes

I don't plan on rolling my kids up

But once my sister was born we got rolled together

One on each end

[wispy dagger]

is it weird that ive said things several times before you reacted and it became true

[golden ivy]

I haven't slept in a while

My brain is a bit foggy

[wispy dagger]

you got frogs on the brain?

you should go get that checked out

[golden ivy]

Nah

Frogs can't breathe underwater

And there is water in my brainq

I thibk

[wispy dagger]

your brain isnt 100% solid you know

[golden ivy]

I don't remember

Been a while since I checked my liquidZ

[wispy dagger]

you have frogs in your brain water

[golden ivy]

Naw

[pliant schooner]

Frogs and jam mmmmhhhhh

For all u French Bois out there

[golden ivy]

Did I tell you guys about the time I met Seth rogen

[wispy dagger]

ah the docture has arived

tell us

[golden ivy]

I was in downtown and he was there

And I said hi

[wispy dagger]

wow

the end

[golden ivy]

With my friend

The end

He's a cool guy

[wispy dagger]

that was pretty quick

[golden ivy]

Yeah

I was just liek "ur funny man, bye"

[pliant schooner]

Hi again

[golden ivy]

And he was like "insert Seth Rogen laugh"

[pliant schooner]

Hahaha

[wispy dagger]

woah

[golden ivy]

Ayy

[void spade]

That's crazy

[golden ivy]

Most of my friends have met Seth

[wispy dagger]

you're crazy

[golden ivy]

So it's common around here

[pliant schooner]

Is seth still here?

[golden ivy]

Idk

[pliant schooner]

Damn must have just missed him

[wispy dagger]

idk is this him?

[golden ivy]

He spends alot of time in my city so that's cool

Well he lives here

And grew up here

Technically it's his city

Not mine

[pliant schooner]

Awww I was soo close to meeting seth as well :(

[golden ivy]

Well actually our city belongs to the Hell's Angels

So neither of us

:(

[wispy dagger]

it belongs to the government

[pliant schooner]

Is Gordon in the kitchen there sleep?

[golden ivy]

Yeah Gordo is still here

[wispy dagger]

does he have lamb sauce or duck sauce?

[golden ivy]

Idiot sandwich sauce

🧯

⚛️

I have idea

[wispy dagger]

oh yeah?

[golden ivy]

We should all send our recent emojis

[wispy dagger]

uh

[void spade]

🥒👏😡

[golden ivy]

All of them

[golden ivy]

📛 ✡️ 🧯 ⚛️ 🔥 🍞 ⛔ 💦 ♠️ ♣️

[wispy dagger]

eyes lookn at pickle

lol

[golden ivy]

I need sleep

[wispy dagger]

you dont need yourself

[golden ivy]

Oop

[pliant schooner]

➰ 💦

[golden ivy]

Op

[wispy dagger]

have you even heard that video?

[pliant schooner]

👀

[void spade]

No that was a good one

[golden ivy]

Op op op oppa idle skillong style

My new pfp is hawt

[pliant schooner]

🤔

[void spade]

Yea it's ok

[wispy dagger]

what is your pfp

[golden ivy]

Lmao I once made an Instagram poll where it was a pic of me and the poll was Hawt or Hot

[wispy dagger]

btw static is that your face