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ok
you just want us to buy it
dont you
then make your purchase take longer
by doing that

if it's not the hentai mouse pad, I don't care
eh don't care
yeah but it's not the hentai one
My grandpa gave me a wallmart giftcard
with a wrist rest
I traded it with my sister for amazon
tell your grandpa you bought hentai
and I bought this mousepad
see the reaction
hes a boomer
link him
ok
to the stuff
I was going to make a very not good joke
nah
wheres kuamo's mouse pad?
just use they, that's gender neutral
those
much easier
Chernobyl apple
say that backwards its weird
lmao I google "Chernobyl apple"
did you win?
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keeping tabs on the chat andrew?
thats the point of the game
would it be interesting if every mod had their own ingame card though
hmmm
would be even better if someone made a good suggestion and got all the reactions on it, then changed the message to something else, just to have it posted in best-suggestions as a bad or worse variant of what it originally was
like you change it to like something irrelavant before mods see it
lol
Card gang card when

That's not card gang

the other question is if ashley had her own card, would it have burned edges
uhm yes
lol
Both things
Rip card
Still waiting for the update that includes my kind tho
Where it at
IS needs desert pyros, froot, and the senate
*moar froot
I hope afterlife is like my idea from before
Also maybe you need to burn cards for going past 6 star into 7
afterlife is definitely resetting everything
Bruv afterlife is already here you just need to get to the singularity and then yo-
you forgot the first step
S make shake mh my h head
Hawt
Picarto
Picasso
Milos level temperate
Stunfisk is a dumb pokemon
It is
Get a shuckle
Better
I main shuckle
Hellye
i like em thick
Don't fuckle with shuckle
eugh
moto moto likes you
can't shuckle do the most dmg from all the Pokemons?
Is ferrothorn still meta
same thing
Hmmm
Ferro will always be gay
yeah what even is meta rn
gae
Dracovish
that's the fossil Pokemon?
One of em yee
Dracovich - the sandwich dragon pokemon
I heard they are stupid broken
The signature move is dumb
Did you guys ever watch Twitch plays pokemon when it was first starting out?
yes
Seen
Fissure on machamp gen 1 traded to current gen = broke
I love the idea of twitch plays X, but shitty mods usually ruin it by banning ppl trying to do something they didn't want to do. Took the fun out of it
I've retuned, and I misquoted. Fisheous rend, 85 base power, doubles if drac out speeds
Hello
Hollu you are there
Slowest drac in trick room
I read that you mosquitoed
shuckle
Hot
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Are you joining ashley, if agreed?
Kuaka
no
Do u r ever like no
no
I see
no
have you ever thought of yes?
no
how
above is kuaka
no
no
but ashley thatd be so much better
bellow is someone
Yes
wrong
waiting
no
no
S make shake mh my h head
bad
birb

birb
Hey it's that lol character
with the last message you deleted ashley
lol
birbtrayed
lol



if everyone buys the same birb, are the birbs cheating on everyone
yes
Fuck bees
bees fuck
Fuck you
you fuck
Woah
woaaah
again what would hurt
that would sting so no thank you
beesnuts
beaned
Beened
b7
bingo
Blamo
Ashley I'm sorry I snapped at you earlier
Meh
Just don't bully bees
no
piss bonkers ~ ashley, 2020
frick bees
Hecking crap shoot
What
beee
Wait I'm confused
hmm, tempted to buy a tiller
will you beeeeeeeee with me
Lurker; wow, this conversation is really interesting, time to post porn
i will beeeeeee the one you need
โก๏ธ
No lmao
did someone say porn

Soft core boissss only
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lol
Wha
k
Exactly
a man sized woman "wo-man"
?
Is Ashley the porn poster
if they posted porn they are banned
ashley needs to open up a nsfw channel ๐
So uhm, apparently our bart joke wasn't as unique as i thought, and yes porn, and eat pant, and froot gang when, and Bowser's uptilt
lol
I spent like an hour making a lemon card for fruit gang but accidentally deleted it
rip

I grabbed that as a template and put it in aseprite
I'm offended that woman aren't well represented in Idle Skilling
How aren't they?
Hold up
Are you assuming that all the skillers are male?
This is one of the best mobile games I've played... and I have played a loooot of them
Good job
where's bandit bobette
AHHHH!
skillers are attack helicopters with buttons
LURKER!!
Ash chill out
someone make r34 of bandit bob
lurkette
Not a lurker
the lunar bob is bobette?
wouldnt that be a boobette @foggy thorn
Aren't i a bobette?
no
Like yeah I'm red now but deep down I'm bob
nap
deep
you're fire Ash, much hotter than a bob
tell
deep
you go bobs deep
R u ppl gatekeeping an idle game discord
Sometimes it pains me to think I'm stuck with this blue color forever
very lol
Nah
bray you're not sad enough to blue
I'm sad enough
Oh aight that was looking bad for a sec
Shay
I used to be like, oh I'm sick of green, I'll just get a mod to remove it so I'll be a different color
**I am the keeper of the deeper secrets
I'll grant you access key if you answer me these questions three**
sure lol, ask me anything
Question one
clem
down the hall to the left
Why can't we have better clems in the orbiter
clams
Because life isn't fair
Question three
I have too many floofs to fit in stuff
theee (3 eees)
so I wouldn't know
Eeeee
teee heee
Ok
what should i make my card in and how pyromancer should it be
Guys why wont women talk to me
what is a clem and what is an orbiter
Make it a flame
@worn fog
warframe
And call it flame
and Clem is a god
make your card in japanese
Even if im nice to them
and cal it iatneh
๐
Woah
Lol
Hot
Yes
name badge is fire badge
the bathroom is to the left and the restroom is literally in front of my room, it takes too long for the clam to arrive so by the time it gets here it's partially spoiled, and you should make it very pyro, maybe a huge bonfire or something like just to he extra cool
Animated fire is immune to simple emote extinguishing


Naw
a fire fire extinguisher would be a double negative, so it should fire and burn everything
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So I've come to realize that I've never done pixel art
Good for you
ashley
lol, it's not that hard imo
its fun
it is very fun
It's fun but a bit tedious at times
i'll put a pixel mustache on you
True that
Guys i've come to realize i've never pissed in my kitchen sink
Well my brain went to okay, if I'm making a pyro how the hell am i supposed to do any curves
ok
Lmao noob
she dances like the flame, hotter than the hottest fire
Any tips on how to begin
I've come to realize that peeing in a sink is my new favorite threat
why
Oop
because like no
he hasn't said anything bad
Shadow
yet
who
Should i stand on a chair or just push really hard from below
I type the sentence i will pee your pants on the daily
Fountain style
edonice came out of the lurkwerk for pee pants
this is why i asked for a mute on the guy, so he couldn't continue it
I will pee your pants
and Ash that is an actual threat, no one likes pissed pants
My favorite form of the insult is Your pants can't wait for my pee
thats a quick way to warm up if you're gonna die in the ice age
that's weird, mostly because I'm not wearing any pants but ok
Woah
this is what i see when i open this chat
you dont need pants for that
haoW
hi jonny
@supple kraken what else do you expect
akauK
Hehe not wearing pants.....
i would still not pee in my pants honestly, even if i was freezing in the ice age
kuakakauk
flops flaccid dick around ooohh ahhh so weird winkyface
art
shrek merchandise collection
Lmao
how do i get girls to like me
soul
you look into the mirror and punch it Edonice
edonice get on tinder
I send dms to girl avatars on discord
@worn fog light a bonfire and roll around it
go on tinder, use same pfp, you'll get all the ladies
lmfao
That gets me every time
But they block me
miniature harmonica collection
then hack them to unblock them
did u block him ashley
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400iq
Better yet
smart
Block them on their phones
block them irl
kill them irl
block them in your basement
I ask (politely) if they can tell me their favourite positions in bed
Lol
They respond "gross" "weirdo"
ashley likes to light the bed on fire first
Yeah, that's not how to ask those questions
do you block them when they dont say your fav position
have you tried giving them money
๐
0.9/10?
Hey gurl are you for sale because I'd buy that body
Hey girl are you a female
so maybe i tell myself they dont like doing it on the bed
no you say dig that booty, cause im a pirate
did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine, cause you lookin like a snack
Smh my h my head @ edon
Did it hurt when you came out of your mother? Cuz u a girl
no that's stupid why would you say that @wispy dagger
Same
you're missing out
are you a student loan? cause you have my interest ๐
Lmao
student loans are bad
^
are you american? cause die in war world 3
Are you debt because I want to get rid of you
no wtf
if i asked you if you wanted to eat day old beans on the bed with me what would be your response? girls only.
Yeah
you need to stay in the can and go back on the shelf
and the server went silent
i'd say only after we hook up
Kuamo
Qaqa
qt
Quuuuuma
I'd say get away from me weirdo
Kuaa
please girls do tell me what your response be? if not day old we can heat them in the microwave
Tryna ask kuamo if he remembers ice elevator
See, edon, here in the Idle Skilling server the men are definitely purveyors of cock and ball torture
not again
purvertors*
Ayy
i just, what?
cock and bean torture*
This server isn't for cute guys
Ash the only cock and ball torture here is the cock and ball torture you put us through mentally
Bray
Also Andrew is cute don't @ me
hmm
Yes
I will burn you
please burn my eyes instead, i need some eye bleach
this man keeps his v card at all costs
No u
Fool! Animated fire is immune!
hmm
Nah
Oop
I can extinguish all fire
Is that what mine looks like?
i linked myself into the fire, its warm
It was either Andrew or kuamo
guys can you give me free robux
So did someone join the server to hunt for girls
Yes
edonice
Chris hansen
no they joined to troll
Hansen where you at
that is not true
I need a legal adult
guys, wasn't this obvious?
imagine not trolling tho
i joined for intellectual idle skilling discussion AND to hunt girls
Will the update coming to android be hitting iOS relatively soon too?
good one
give it time joke
^
lol ios
I joined to slowly convince people I have actually played idle skilling
lolis
Same
Never even downloaded
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I climbed the ranks, busted my way into the alpha, and used CIA torture tactics to get jr mod
theres games in this server?

Laaadiies
Fuck
Holy shit you can actually get something higher than a pair. Who knew?
Ashley u are a Teehee?
yes
Have been lmao
can i get a piece of that ash
how do i know if a person with an anime avatar is a boy or a girl?
it's a boy
Ask
Gg
jesus guys
its a trap @worn fog
Is that a star wars?
no
Ash climbed up mee6 fast
oof
Wtf
Yee
yeah she talks
I'm super active
you did the same
@marsh pine are you a guy
Almost faster than me
Because i love yall
don't ping @worn fog
so you and mee6 going out, ashley?
and he's a guy
yeah i am
Never seen you talk before Ashley
too much speaking
why what's up
sorry dont put me in jail
King snail omg
lol
The legend themself
Yeah guys i hacked mee6
edonice was gonna start hitting on kingsnail
Gg
I mean the King part gives it away
that anime avi be lookin kinda quirky ngl......
So progressive
Admittance, I'm allowed to ban now
We are proud
thanks bro...
Bro
yw bro.....
Idek
u are watching a ladies man at work
edonice was going to hit on kingsnail
no
Man sized woman
No u
edonice, its not nice to beat people up
Flame gang
bring salt if you are gonna fight a snail tho
Bray i will fucking pee your pants
Do it then
he was jus tryna get the ladies
what
do not accuse me of beating people up. i dont mince my words im a man with a job to do
What job?!??!
looks like ur a boomer
Imagine having a job
imagine being older than 12
i am not the "boomer" u speak of
He looks like a politician that is secretly gay but has a wife to keep the votes up
don't you have a job ash?
"this is the boomer you are looking for" points towards edonice

im not the "boomer"
Maybe no murder
I don't think we actually have any real boomers here
apart from tyr
here, broke and unemployed, lonely and stressed
Duuuuuuudes
i get paid to watch youtube videos because advertisements pay me instead
Dudes wanna change jr mod color to pink
Lol I do think I'm the oldest mod
you have a daughter
i get paid to sip on monster cans and listen to heavy metal
bro the dox is real
I could have had a daughter at 14 bro
Like wtf
Tyr is like as old as my dad
That didn't mean anything lol
dudes is 50
Oh shit
What
wow dudes
wow
No you aren't
Lol, nah not 50
hey guys do a pingfest....@ me if u like dogs
thats like older than my fossil pokemon from gen 1
come on get them @s up!!!
they were born in 1996
Dogs are food
NO
ok you are 49
Cats best pet
cats best
cat gang rise up
say anything if you eat dogs
nekos though
My cat died, thanks for reminding me ASHLEY
Dudes if you'd told me your age while you were teehee I'd have included you in my harem repertoire
Lol
My cat also died
lol
Dudes reminded me
I'm 30
my dog died
Not too old, not too young
hes over 9000!
i had two cats, both Ran away for no reason
Oh sorry
still mourning
I had a cat too
Actually wrong chat
not
is that what happens to all the females in your life shadow
stop lying ashley
Condolences man
Dudes
very funny, but the sad thing is that it looks like it's exactly what's happening
The pin message button is right beside the delete button and one of these days I'm going to accidentally pin one of these jokes
all of my female friends are leaving me and I'm starting to loose my friends
Yo same
i am pants, why should i wear myself
rip?
which is sad and fucking hurts
you guys have friends?
get some new friends
Tho I'm assuming most of us sleep uhm, unclothed
If I were pants I would wear myself
You guys have?
k sleep in my underwear
Jk I don't own pants
i sleep in air
pj gang
air gang
I sleep in bed
literally nothing else, just boxers
Nudity gang
In Russia bed sleep in you
lol
^
The other reason i identify with desert pyros
when i go to Bed i take my underware out....if you know what it means hahahahaha
Dem titties be free
lol
edonice thats nasty

Bet
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no jonny
Yes johnny
Pics or lies
u take them out of ur ASS edonice?
ASS
what
all caps
yes
no
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5 waters puts the fire out
jesus.. i don't know what's going on but I'm glad i blocked edo
lmfao
coward
Who pinged me
@frail cedar
I'll kill em
kill us all
ded
@frail cedar
do it already
oof
end the big sad
S shake m smh my smh smh head m head h my head
how do i become mod of server
cant
Be good?
earthquakes head
You don't
Edon you've been here like 20 minutes
That's a joke because we all know they would never make me mod
edonice when u get a girlfriend thats when
We have plenty
I was a real mod once
if i become mod i make girls all mods. then they become my girlfrind
sure you were
Tho if I've learned anything I'm right due for mod gang because lava promotes teehees like america promotes speech
lol
K.
Maybe the day before
technically america gets easily offended and speech isnt a thing anymore
I would laugh pretty hard if lava made Ashley mod before Bray though puts that in everyone's minds
Oop
never
lol
you should go from teeehee to mod team to jr mod to overlord
With all jokes aside we know that, it wouldnt happen
Lol america used to be good,,,, now all those Social justice be like "u cant say the n word"
Wait is mod team below jr?
yeah like why not am i right
If so can I have ut
no
you should switch staff ranks with mee6 ranks
Fuck
kinda is tho
You never know. Lava might do it AS A joke
he should
rip lol
you don't have mod team....
Yeah
your dumb
you'r*
you never asked
Bray i feel like you should either be #modgang or like, revert to teehee
It's so weird
lol
That's because I assumed jr mod role would be able to see mod chat
I didn't realize how the system worked
lol
or go to them
What no
what
ok
vote: Turn Mod Team to Mod Gang

dumb
I just meant I was 119% sure that wouldn't work
how to get messages up 101
vote: turn mod team to 'bunch of nerds'
Votekick LurkerBoomer69
same
sleep should you

go go lava, he's our man, if he can't do it....we're @#$%^&
no
Slep brother
slap brother
no
lol
bass
i know
not a bass
Fuck, I am, asheyl you didnt see shit op is hungry. Turkey sammich or weeb starch noodles in secret sauce
I should like play idle skilling
both ashley
at once
Gdi
Do you call yourself sis?
Don't tempt me
put the ramen on the sandwich
drink said secret sauce
isis what you did there
Wait wait ramen on sammich or sammich in ramen
you have to mitro
both
If only I didn't spend 30$ on a mousepad
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If only
in ramen
The latter
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ashley cut sandwich in half and do both
Chill
do both
I will full send proof
What
send
hot
ok
dms
Yee, just give me a few to make said food
In the mean time, uhhhhhh Jean dick rings?
sure
Key and peele?
does that work
no
go for it
ok
what
It worked
who muted
woah bray unmuted himself and spoke
Only true boomers remember teehee bray
Wait who muted me?
I think the proper way to all kuaka is mutes Bray"hey Bray can I mute you? Say nothing for 10 seconds if I can"
are you a broomer? do you like to sweep floors?
hahahahaha lol
nothing for 10 seconds if I can
Aw
ok good to know
Worth a shot
dms
We know your kinks now Ashley
Ok no more muting me
I never eluded my kinks ๐
yet
yet
yet
yeet
yet
ashley are u a goth
Is that what ur in to?
Ashley is a trap
And my heart skipped a beat
^
Yeah lolahem
Edonice is into gothic wemon
become my goth companion
Wemon
I have a 16 inch cock and my real name is Jermomma
What
"companion"
Jermomma
imagine having a 16 inch cock
i was gonna say that bray
can relate
can relate
the can can relate?
As a jr mod I officially say that kuamo is a good
poo
Y'kind of pulled the goth thing out of thin air
Look at his profile picture. Ofc he's watching
ashley hes got body cameras and voice recording taped to him, watch out
"Edo"
Stop
just look on ur insta ashley
you're not on my insta
tf u mean
dms
Right?
yet
wrong
Ash can I have ur insta? I will promote the flame and no longer bully u
incorrect
me and ashley have a long prolific history of dms
And I'll abuse for you
It's getting a bit thirsty here
false
Nah dudes
i'll change my name to fire
i've been asking her to be my companion for weeks
