#off-topic-chat
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sureeeee
it's all about leveling pets
Lmao
Pets feels pointless after pet lvl 200k or so?
No u
lol, if you can get them that high
you're talking about 200k but I'm barely over 300 
Im at 1.5b team and wish I got them to 2b+
which would imply you abused the pet exp thing
Oh, the pet capsules!
or do you mean their stats?
Yeah, lol. No. My capsule levels are around 120. :/
yeah, the pet passives are where it's at for pushing
Going as far as you can go with pet lvls will help alot
I put in the capsule xp gainers and then forgot about them i figure in a year Ill level up the rest with a 20k% bonus.
You will understand when you reach the last potion of the new stuff
my highest power pet is still only 87.5k : /
i don't wanna deal with pets tbh
make that 90.3
actual no, im at 41k
Same pets feels annoying to me
Just think of them as steamed broccoli.
I mean im paying attention to pets now, since new boosts are crazy
"Trekking progress"
it may be insane, but their constant maintenance is annoying
currently on sir devour myself
still wondering why my pets basically get 1 shot after the first 15 seconds
Mehh, just do like an hour check up
Cus blue ball
From boss
50% chance to heal
50% insta death
lol wut
I just dont feel like constantly checking up
that's stupid
Im getting enough travel speed to beat most enemies in a few minutes, just cant be bothered to keep checking
I still need the last 3 carpets...
white ball is worst ball
Death to whitey.
I often have to refresh before the timer
My vessel gain rate would be 4x without white ball.
and sometimes I die in the last ms of adjustments so I go from 1.5m km to 40 km
lmao
I meant white ball
yeah
wait what white ball?
there's like, 7-8 different balls the enemy is throwing at me now
Later in trekking there's a white ball the baddies shoot at you that blovks your damage.
well, I guess I can still boost my hp, even if it doesn't stop one shots
I swear, I've been doing scall x nearly 100 times a day for a week now with no card...
Random thing I really want to know now, how fast would the smithing recharge be with the new increased perk limits?
not fast enough
Ik it still wouldnt be worth it, but 1k% seems pretty substantial if someone were to unlock it without getting inf forge
need another 6Q golden skulls -_-
gonna need a lot more than that lol
well yea, but I mean just to get to the next building
all I can say is ~60-70 seals a bag isn't gonna cut it
yea, only have 1 deso and 2 birds
yup
my second spelunker actually gets more per bag than my deso, and 3 bags while deso gets 5
at least I can build up mama mia and chandeliers while I wait
oof
lol
wouldn't it be easier to just ban them?
only lava can
also, even if he gets banned he's been making alts to continue his antics
jesus, that's just sad
excuse me, "she," just got a pm in all caps about it lol
idek whats going on with them anyway
all you need to know is lots of drama that doesn't belong here
^
yeah imma just veto drama and say to keep your bs away from my bs
i have a pathetic life enough already, don't need your shit
now imma flex on you all with my cool chocolate
Anybody know what lava really plans on fixing this time
he said everything in known bugs a few days ago
and the everything included the tunneling related stuff when he said it
so there's that
i always assumed by everything he just meant the tunnel-related list, but he never specified
There's no way he's fixing everything on the list
Tunnel related would make sense
Hi android, you'll be getting a huge bug-fix / balance patch in about 1.5 weeks from now!
It'll include everything in #_, and will also include:
Yeah I know what he said lol
^
we can hope it's everything though
like p4wn said, no chance he fixes the entire list in 2 weeks
prepare to be disappointed then
hope for the best, prepare for the worst
Honestly I would never ask him to fix a list that large in one update anywau
unless he was working on it beforehand
Maybe do workarounds for all the major updates
just didn't get it all in time for the update
I can assure you he was not
^
He totally forgot about it from what I could tell
I do hope he fixes fishing though. It creeps you into overflowing now. You do it by accident :p
Its instantly overflowed for me on rebirth
k, guessing there's a slight delay between when the white ball bursts and it actually kills you
I have noticed you still get fish for crafts as long as those fish types aren't selected
Even though it overflows
So like if you keep your list on small fish you still get medium and large for crafting
lava has line about "man in the shell"
It's the fishing secret
^
oh this one
ye
i got this one
I thought it was some new secret
you know, I think it's supposed to be a clam diver that was already in there, rather than the fishing skiller
cause the clothes don't match at all
I have no idea, it's always been confusing to me. The clam eats the fisher though
I'm just going with occam's razor
lava's razor
Heh
lava's razor - nothing makes sense and just deal with it
tis a shame that none of the necklaces affect pets
I hate steam support so much
GUYS
guys
girl?
Yes?
I wish ice creams were more unique
:)
Instead of Nerf damage
TYR ISN'T WHAT HE SAYS HE IS, I DUG, HE'S PART OF SK-
AshleyFlame has left the server
That's not a fun challenge
sk?
@mint mountain you're a fun challenge
lol
I don't know of any gangs or secret services or terrorist groups starting with SK
Terminator
Terminator starts with a t
oh
never watched it
i get it now
forehead
Challenge - No Idle Damage
get fucked bray
lol
we're waiting
So he's probably never seen the terminator
so are you ๐ค
My daddy made me cultured

Wait
well, she's older than bray anyway
I meant my father, not lava
pics
i have made plans to download and watch all of the terminator movies so many times, but i always lost interest
i finished outer wilds now im bored
sun
I uhm
someone come and kidnap me, i can provide different kinds of services as long as i am sufficiently sustained
LMAO
weeks
yea its in the writings somewhere
I'm gonna fucking toaster bath
I'm so sad
Like it took me a solid hour to realize the ash twin maze was quantum
Ffs ๐ฌ ๐บ ๐ช ๐ธ ๐ธ ๐ฎ ๐ธ ๐บ ๐จ ๐ฐ ๐ฑ ๐ฒ ๐ฆ ๐ด
And agreed
i used a guide for some of it, im a cheater, at least you're doing it on your own
๐ค
lmk if u need any more hot tipz
Heck yeahs lol
But that's probably why I've been playing so much longer, yeah. I'm full of fear and confusion
Tbh was made specifically for me
lmao
btw if you care about achieves/trophies
there is one for getting in the sun station by flying
Gdi
so it is possible lol
My efforts weren't for naught
i usually try and get all the trophies but all the ones for this game are really hard
what game are you guys talking about?
outer wilds

there's one trophy where you have to try flying out of the solar system for the entire 22 minutes
The only achievement I know about is the ||escape the sun while it fucking explodes||
i dont have time for that shit
Jesus now i want to stop playing pksd and do that instead
i played it on ps4
makes sense
looks like it's only epic for pc, yea
Speaking of achievements btw, ||i got the one for brute forcing into giant's deep's core via speed because that's literally what i thought i had to do||
LMAO
so I opened the epic launcher and it's running its third update now
use your ship log!! it keeps track of all your rumors and stuff
in a row
what's your favorite flavor
I didn't know you were a marine, Ash.
Hoo rah
Okay so redemptsin does NOT work
ok i trust you
lol
Just tried several harvests and my new flower chance stayed at 0.53% and 2.4% after OG 8 and 9 respectively
rip
That sounds painful
wouldn't you like to know
lol, how does it sound painful?
The first couple of times, yeah, but you get used to it.
Lmao
Omfg mods on point today
at least it isn't a crusher
You mean... a nutcracker?
i was thinking of a ballbuster
Or, second and better joke, a WESLEY Crusher?
lol, don't understand that one sadly
Ban'd.
smh
F
redemptsin does work, but it's wonky and sometimes doesn't, it's weird
I got all the lunar aisle cards
Hungary, it's in central Europe
Hi tired, I'm kuaka
Lmao
i know where hungary is ok
Lol just eat something if you're hungry
Lmao
If you're Hungary, eat Turkey.
it got old way too long ago
and most people don't know where it is
ah, another good one
sadly someone already beat you to it tyr
still love it tho
but yeah, I'm up at ungodly hours
Man, where did I post that thing...
jeez so many europeans
Usa! Usa! Usa!
Eh, I can't find it anymore.
Oh, jeez. Looks like Glax isn't hungary, he's thirstay.
Lmao, tbf i could go for a drink
some rum or something would be great
something strong and bitter and that will hit you like a fucking plane
ashley?
sure, she works perfectly

no but really tho i want to drink my problems and sleeplessness away
Hey guys what's goi-
https://media.tenor.com/images/14b1dfda09f08d658df7e4741a3b82e1/tenor.gif
How dare you drag the sweet name of bologna into this?
Is that a question!
Yes; maybe; i don't know; sure; why do you ask.
I've been paged?
Dear lava please fix overflows k thx
No
Oh, finally apprenticed with a knight, huh?
Why the hell does dimensional cash cap at 9
Bout time.
And why use stars instead of numbers
You mean Cool Cash?
Lava went to the wtf is math school for notation
Yeah cool cash is dimensional cash
lol
Oof, that stuff is so expensive for no reason
what does super absorb even do?
"I don't believe in having two names for the same thing," he said to - or, rather, informed - the room.
Absorb without spending
oh, that's..
Keeps your learning progress. Good for early spelunking
interesting
If you're p2w
Save up for the bird though.
Well you get free super absorb when you got canary
But I clicked it thrice
When my phone fell
On my face
The most expensive fall
You should try not to do that in the future. Or catch it with your tongue.
Hold your phone better
Omg victim blaming full force
Your tongue shouldn't be able to click things because it's moist.
Wow guys NOT COOL
I'm not blaming, I'm making suggestions for the future.
Wow defensive much?
Uh yeah me too
Enough for more super absorbs pog
But hurts
Great now they're poor
I resent that, Meteor. I'm never defensive. I'm offensive.
lol
your what?
Y-your what
you wanna do what to my ass?
boi that's gonna cost you a long prison sentence
Well.
This is why I don't come here anymore. Look away for literally one minute to do Crypt, and I come back to this.
I am the law
Oh, well that's just messed up... Putting points into the increased skill level on start doesn't give perk points
i am the senate
It doesn't hurt your level progression either at least.
Glax, let's not get me back into that.
So if your starting level was like 10000 it still goes up nicely
i am the fucking senate
Yup, it's always worth investing in starting levels
IT'S TOO LATE.
Okay Trump, settle down
Im
Am fucking the Senate
NO I AM
Nice pfp tyr
Meteor, this doesn't concern you.
It's not quite the same starting at level 10000 vs level 1, but the difference is pretty low
That I AM THE SENATE.
Help help I'm being oppressed
I will take you on as my apprentice though.
good, good
take me on, and history shall repeat itself
for the rule of two can not be erased, and you shall meet the same fate as all before you
Damn it, not one single oblivion meme in the gif search
Yup, you'll die like the rest of my apprentices, in a gruesome fight for no reason that I totally didn't orchestrate to make certain my place in the universe is held tightly.
wait no, the apprentice needs to kill the master, so i shall kill you and be the one and true senate you impostor
Oh, no. You seem to think this is a movie or something, where tradition matters.
This is no movie, Glax. It's a game. And I play to win.
Spoiler tag your spoilers you spoiling spoilsport.
actually i haven't seen any movie past the 7th, which honestly was a big disappointment in itself
i need to catch up on the movies
Naruto basically comes in to kill Rey with the infinity gauntlet before Sonic can use the Dragon Balls to wish Mario back
I can't keep having this conversation with people, because it happens every two days in another server I'm in, but I will say this:
I like some parts of the new movies, but man they bug me sometimes with how they're doing things.
there's this one really good comedy sketch about star wars which i feel like is going to become true
gimmi a sec to find it
Star Wars Movies in the Future. Sometimes you have to get creative if you want to capitalize on a genius brand like STAR WARS! Watch these BRILLIANT Disney execs in action!!!
Watch all the Studio C Star Wars videos here: https://goo.gl/U3m5PH
Be Sure To Subscribe to Studio...
here it is
@frigid coral
watch this
star wars will basically become this imo
I'll consider it.
Nice
no i don't
But you dooooooo.
i got an apple
i went down to the kitchen to get one, it was pitch black and i suddenly got paranoid that maybe there's a serial killer in the house and I'll get killed

I hate the pet update
why
It needs a lot less attention than Spelunking does.
The rest I cannot disagree with.
lol
what stuff?
Vessels.
Mmm... ehhh...
Hatchery is amazing.
i mean it's an integral part of it, but there's a lot more to it
i like pets
hatchery is annoying, trekking and research is nice
hatchery is a lot easier now, in terms of leveling nests
You gotta spam the bosses to get new and exciting pets and you can fully customize your team of pets to a 10 species team you love. Hell ya
no it isn't
it is
almost all my nests are now capped until I hit blue vessels
Egg shell chance makes it better
Wow i love spamming rng chance bosses
my nests got stopped by cash ๐ฆ
What are your nests at now Andrew?
H**k yea
alright tbf you don't need the bosses
you don't need the boss pets, but they def help
You totally do though
@pearl oak 27 iirc
Lol
not all of them are that high though, just one
27?!?!?!
you don't, you can do everything without the boss pets
I thought my 14 was impressive
lol
slowly, yeah
we had 14 before this update lol
It was, right up until Andrew replied.
mine are at 10, again, cause blue vessels : /
I've seen people pushing 16-17 weeks before tbh
but I'm only at 3 so i can't say anything
Well. Looks like I gotta spam my nests to get up on Andrews level.
lol
yea, it's cause getting to higher vessels takes forever and a day, even with a good team
I mean. I can prob hit 17 or 18 but idk what cash is gunna look like higher than that

I got 4* cool lol
You guys have money?
I'm on the border of 2 and 3* cool
Christmas money, but still money
What's money? I got a wife, kid and just started college. Lol
lol good luck
may the crippling student debt of college life have mercy on your sanity
Eh, I'll only have to pay $2k for college after I graduate.
oof
Thank goodness for my work who is paying $10k and scholarships paying the other $3k
oh damm, scholarship, fancy
I'll just use take return for the 2k owed before I start accumulation of interest.
still stuck on Fungo : /
Lol. Not really. Only bc I have worked in food most of my life. I work at a college rn and I'm doing culinary school so it's 17k for my 2 years and Sodexo is a great place to work for and go to culinary school.
Kreuz, got any gems?
sodexo is a great place to work for
saving them for birds/carpets
lol sure bud
If so, get some hyper coupons and use those to get the rest of the pets
^
Ok. Lemme restate that, the Sodexo I work for is great. I work in a college. And being 26 you meet some great people.
what's sodexo?
think I'm at something like .56% chance for a new pet with purple eggs right now - at least the new pots are helping, if only a little
It's a food service company that pretty much runs diff kitchens across the globe
oh nice, makes sense
So for my last 6wks of college I gotta work in a food industry that is on a list to apply my knowledge in the industry. And my job is already on that list. So I can get paid and go do my college graduation stuff at the same time. Most of my class has to put their jobs on temp hold while they find a place that will.accept em
lol, sucks for them, but great for you
Hell yeah. But as much of cooking as I know, compared to the rest of my classmates. It's like comparing me to Andrew lol
Lmao
Thought I was gonna walk in and have an upper hand....we've got people who been doing a lot higher stuff for longer. Like Sous Chefs...
oh damm, respect to them
but hey, you're still experienced, which still gives you an edge
True. Very true. We got a chick who is from the FBI coming in. She's been in the FBI for 12 years.
I gotta watch what I say around her. Lol. Very strict. And I hope she is too.
I'm tempted to just spam 15 key bosses for gems and buy the cards and pets...
how strict is she?
oof
that's not a bad plan, but remember, it's not worth it
always keep like 3k keys in your key bank
well I've already spent about 900 keys going for scall x
Do it. It's what I did. I put my auto clicker on door 3 bell 11 and just poison and knock.
lol
Epic
i spent 12k keys on goreshark pet, never got it
I got all the gorsh cards so I moved to scall
How to increase keys gain, again?
i had to spent like 10k keys to get groshank y card
Cards
cards, mastery, research
[I'll reask in ask questions]
maybe potions? idk about that tho
No pots
not even the new ones?
no, he was right, unparallel pot
There's...3 cards that increase asylum keys
to boost occ x card
lol
Oh yeah. Old pots. Lol. I need to work on those again.
I'm trying to get my pots up to around 350-400 before i do godly ones
I got cdc cards and rdc boosted like a MF and just went balls to wall in asylum.
several of ine are over 500 and I've still yet to level the cosmic ones
oof
waiting for lava to fix mama mia so it's always active
I got all my old pots great and working on the new darkmode
Darkmode sucks! It's 2QQ green for a single pot
jesus
yup
I'm still at green k on the first and having problems
I just ended up buying the pot coupons to level those.
oof
Papa fisto for the doom gauntlet is INSANE
like I said, I'm just waiting for the mama mia fix
Had all cauldrons on that and wasn't even creeping
since that will greatly boost brewing speed once it's actually working without spam clicking
Oh that's the issue with Mama mia
Wdym
if you use a candy, mama mia counts for that whole time
didn't know that gem store one, just means go to brewing while doing arcade
Hmmm... interesting
So if i am on different screen and i visit gem store will it still work ?
what work?
Mama mia
dunno
no, why would apo be affected if you were on a different screen
how often do steam keys end in numbers
idk
What does anotha one do?
it does what anotha one would do?
raises your rolls from 5 to 6/7/8
Oh wow thats good lol
and a side of cofe
did the cofe you sent arrive yet?
ye
nice
i wanna think its โ
but not โฐ๏ธ
what?
Imagine not having cool cash
imagine having glitch cash
Imagine overflowing like a nerd
imagine being not a cool kid
you have to do the matrix to unlock it
imagine having school tomorrow
lucky I don't
imagine getting a chain of 5 jackpots in a row
that is something to imagine, damm
Junior mods and cultist's colors too close in hue gang
imagine showing up to school with a projector and making your phone show idle skilling on a wall in class and you not giving a shit to the teacher because its your stuff and who cares
lol
Oh here i got you
imagine being able to edit roles
idk
couldnt be any of us
lol
I just realized old friend doesnt have a card
gg
imagine setting everyone orange just for an update
Couldn't be me
oh nice
I applied because its the only color he didn't change
Lmao
Imagine not being a mod
its in my name
Wait
imagine being hungry
imagine not being here
lol
Imagine the imagine joke being the opposite of straight
imagine being gay
yeah
Imagine dragons
now imagine being pan
Imagine
good band
Aw
"Imagine" By John lennon
Andrew
i like imagine dragons
hi
lol
Do you not like them?
no
why not?
Pop is bad
i like pop
soda pop
snap crackle
well, some of it
POP
I like scandroid and eisbrecher. Have fun with those if you look em up
I'm not gonna look Em up, you lazy
zoidberg is better
but, glitchhop anyone?
I like minecraft
Why zoidberg?
whynot zoidberg
lol
the berg
electro swing anyone?
you guys are weird
Manetric boogaloo?
ima go back to minecraft
electro lofi chip tune
here's what i like https://www.last.fm/user/andrewtabss/library/artists?date_preset=ALL
thats what andrew likes^
nightcore is just sped up songs though ye?
decent list andrew
thanks
curious
the only real type of music is Scat Country Death metal
Night of nights be like
lol
metal
remember nights into dreams
lmao
it's 6am y u still up
turn into drowzee and eat your dreams
I'm more of a bat tbh, don't like the day much
dont let your dreams be dreams, eat them
a what?
a scrobble is when you play a song and it gets recorded that you listened to it
what's a scrobble?
scrapple
Why the fuck is that a scrobble
that's slightly creepy but ok
its like a scribble
ooo
idk, that's just the word they came up with lol
spicy
wait when did tyr become senate again
earlier today
IT STARTED
we're playing scrabble?
what happened
FUCK I WAS SUPPOSED TO WARN YOU GUYS
ashley is hving a siezure
I've been gone for the entire day
TYR IS SKYNET
calm down you'll be okay
Probably
i went "i am the senate" like 3 times them he was suddenly like "boom fuck no I'm the senate bitch" but much more polite
typical tyr
Tyr is a sentient ai
calling someone a "boom fuck" (better than boomer but upgraded)
then we had a nice chat of star wars
ok I'm going back to hiding
lol cya
autobots roll out
lol
Tyr is everything
I actually curled into a ball on my bed
i am a bed
I am a ball
Ash you want some fire to cheer you up 1
YASSS

โ๏ธ
you slut
melt outta here with that shet andrew
๐ง
Ngl i literally hear sizzles when people make water happen
frying pans
Gotta douse the crazy
in oil
hit me with the pan plz
hits ashley with the frying pan
wait why did you hit me with a frying pan i didn't ask for this i meant pansexuality
here's my fire
everyone get your marshmallows ready
hits Ash with my pannes here you go gurl
damn
hits ashley with a marshmallow
oi she asked for pan, not marshmallow
Why am i offline
idk lol
because incognito
There we go, the heck
it does kinda have a birb shape
eat fire
how about i eat you? you're hot enough
shhhh lemme be smooth
go find some sandpaper, it might help you out
I'd rather have food tbh lol
butt?
starting a fire might be easier if you used other methods
i mean, i can make a fire very easily
hmm
what iiif
you had a fire proof phone
and took a recording from inside the fire
depends what kind of recording, sound, video, thermal, ultra sound etc
you are?
are you?
yes
your name sounds weirder backwards, maybe its an improvement
and i have one thing, that everyone i talked to finds weird, and i shall use it to prove that i am as such
i eat raw bacon
ok
๐ณ
why tho
why not
I mean the crunchyness
you lose that
you become the crunch
thats like asking someone if they ate a human
you haven't?
haven't you?
no?
it's called the liver because it's a liver
no
no
it has other motives
no
no
nope
nyep
nein
nien
secreting organ of the body, Old English lifer, from Proto-Germanic *librn (source also of Old Norse lifr, Old Frisian livere, Middle Dutch levere, Dutch lever, Old High German lebara, German Leber "liver"), perhaps from PIE root *leip- "to stick, adhere," also used to form words for "fat."
nyan
no (in Spanish)
er
me and my stupid ass, thinking that lava wont drop the pachinko update so soon, and just decided to use 2k balls. Then after using, went to check discord and facepalmed after reading updates...
lol derek
lava mentioned something about a pachi theme
yes kuamo
didnt you see #501331141488541696
you guys wanna hear somethin bad
eh it's only pachi
no
yes
wanna hear something worse
hey but pachi gives u lots of gems
they're so backed up now ith steam
comcast support
but it got nerfed
used to but still gives
indian tech support
that's the best
I ask for a refund, after 48 hours they tell me it will be another 48 hours because I recently changed my password, after the whole 4 days of waiting, the refund happens but I don't get the money for another week
i mean he had to with all the +balls% boosts we are able to get
yeah but not nerf the ball cap too
better would be 69 ball cap
and then my package got delayed again
is it from steam?
you know they're screwed right now
mouse pad
eeee
thicc mouse weeb pad
see^ never said no
