off-topic-chat

[void spade]

Shut up

[neon edge]

wow thats mean for no reason

i dont appricete your hostile behavoir

[void spade]

!voteban Kappe

[golden ivy]

steam has 2 hour refund

but yeah

not as good as 2 days

[autumn copper]

That's how Steam gets ya

[golden ivy]

2 hour playtime/2 weeks ownership

[winged sigil]

I thought it was 10h

[autumn copper]

Not even 2 week, 7 days

[void spade]

Nah it's 2 hours

[golden ivy]

nop

[void spade]

10h would be dope

[autumn copper]

I did get a refund once on a game I played for 4.5 hours

But it was because of severe bugs

[void spade]

Poggers

[lavish umbra]

Oh I have ascended

Legendary tier

[undone blaze]

i got a refund on all my fortnite stw purchases after 100+ hours played and a year of having not played it
was like $210

felt good

[foggy thorn]

wait you can refund

tell me how

I've spent quite a bit on stw

and I'm probably never playing it again

[golden ivy]

stw?

[foggy thorn]

save the world

[autumn copper]

small teeny weenies

[foggy thorn]

the original version of fortnite

or as I like to say, the good one

[autumn copper]

THe one that was a zombie apocalypse survival?

[foggy thorn]

yes

[undone blaze]

you just contact them through the "contact us" page and ask for a refund

[autumn copper]

I thought that got cancelled?

[foggy thorn]

nope

wait it's that simple?

[golden ivy]

,<

[undone blaze]

had to log into my account and give them a purchaseID for every single purchase that i wanted to refund but i got it all refunded within 2 weeks

[warm hare]

hmmm.. wish i could advance at tunnels but i need more money lol

[red cobalt]

I wonder if STW will ever be finished.

[warm hare]

n

not sure if i just ascend

to get more kills per kill

i only kill 30.2m ruler 2 per hour and i need 359m to get to the next monster

[void spade]

How much money do you have?

[warm hare]

28770 red

[void spade]

Hm, yeah, ascending may help. Do you have cash cards equipped?

[warm hare]

no

idk not paying so much attention to cards tbh

[void spade]

Cards will help a lot

I know entertainer z gives a BUNCH of cash

[warm hare]

k i try to grind it then

this is how far i am right now

but i ascended many many weeks ago last time

probl got like ~40 more starting levels now

[undone blaze]

hows your tinkering gear

[warm hare]

idk how to get the last items tbh

i can kill every monster

but im missing some items

lvl 99 is the latest monster no?

[winged sigil]

until you unlock the new bosses, yes

[warm hare]

what new bosses?

[winged sigil]

the two new crusade bosses

[analog elk]

construction unlocks the last 2 crusade bosses

[warm hare]

how do i get thgem

aaah

[winged sigil]

!update

[raw folio]

All the expansions to old content are locked behind construction upgrades.
This includes: New Flowers / Potions/ Crops etc

[warm hare]

thanks

[void spade]

Uphill 2?

[analog elk]

show us! 🙂

[warm hare]

show us

[foggy thorn]

Celeste 2 leaked gameplay when????

no

mine

it's tm

[analog elk]

./o.o/

[foggy thorn]

o

[void spade]

When's coloblock coming out Funny

I wanna speedrun

[foggy thorn]

it costs 19.99$

and it's called Celeste 2

[void spade]

No it's coloblock

[foggy thorn]

nah

he said it was Celeste 2

[void spade]

Wow Funny

[cobalt ivy]

theres freaking bacon/meat slice in digging?

[void spade]

What the hell

[foggy thorn]

he actually owns celeste 😳

[void spade]

You guys remember when Phil Fish just randomly canceled Fez 2?

Good times

[foggy thorn]

you were?

[cobalt ivy]

why does celeste look like meat boy?

[foggy thorn]

dude

that's epic gamer moment

[void spade]

Wow

[foggy thorn]

epic fortnite moment

takes the l

[void spade]

That's epic funny, I can't wait to stream Celeste 2 on Facebook.gg

[foggy thorn]

Facebook gaming*

[void spade]

Facebook.gg is the url for it

Idiot

Stupid

[foggy thorn]

sorry

not jk lmao

get gamered

[void spade]

If you type in

Facebook.gg

It'll take you there

:(

[foggy thorn]

:)

[void spade]

One of my fave speedrunners moved from Twitch to facebook gaming

They're paying people big bucks

Yeah

Said it was too good of an offer to pass up on

Just stream lol

[foggy thorn]

^

[void spade]

I used to stream megaman x5 speedruns

I got like 10 viewers avg

For what?

[foggy thorn]

not donations?

[void spade]

Oh yeah, i mean you can add a link or something for donations

But ads you need to be a partner

[warm hare]

give me your game idea please. 😮

[frail cedar]

Froot gang card when

[foggy thorn]

right here

[fleet ivy]

Fake news

Nice quality though lol

[foggy thorn]

no

very real

[frigid coral]

Well, I give up on today. It's been a bad run, but at least I woke up.

[safe isle]

👍

[patent osprey]

still no idea what this second thing is http://prntscr.com/qik2nj

[foggy thorn]

rainbow gel hair lava

[patent osprey]

yea, but it's a requirement for something

[unique otter]

Damn. The man clappin back

[safe isle]

😂

[patent osprey]

rip, another 50 scall x, another set of nothin

[wispy dagger]

is that from the lava in the bushes

[haughty elbow]

400$ a month is above average wage o.O!?

In what country?

[wispy dagger]

thats super cheap for rent in some

[void spade]

The motherland comrade

[haughty elbow]

bro...

Here in Malta, ~650 euros is minimum wage

Tho, rent on the other hand

[frail cedar]

Tyr don't be sad

[frigid coral]

Not sad. In the emergency room til 2 AM. Four hours of sleep. People are being obnoxious. Just not my day.

[frail cedar]

Oh no I'm sorry

Jesus

[void spade]

I hope things start going better Tyr :)

[frigid coral]

Me dos.

[raw folio]

A user has successfully killed a boss! Congrats to them!

[autumn copper]

Well then

[tall sonnet]

guess it's not that cool huh

[frail cedar]

Imagine being FunnyLucky

[foggy thorn]

can't be me

[ashen orbit]

i just reached blue money and i am proud of myself

[foggy thorn]

[ashen orbit]

also happy new years people

thank

[foggy thorn]

haven't seen you since last year

😎

[void spade]

Hahahahhahaha

[ashen orbit]

haven't seen you since last decade

[foggy thorn]

jokes on you

the decade starts 2021

not 2020

[ashen orbit]

that's stupid

[void spade]

Yeah Kuaka is stupid

[foggy thorn]

yes

[ashen orbit]

Kuaka is the big dumb

[patent osprey]

it starts both on 2020 and 2021

[foggy thorn]

kreuz shut shut shut

[patent osprey]

much like the millenium rolled over both on 2000 and 2001

[ashen orbit]

lol

[patent osprey]

since one way is counted from 0-99, and the other 1-100

[ashen orbit]

lol

[frigid coral]

tfw people think "The '20's" doesn't include XX20 but does include XX30. smh kuaka's head

[foggy thorn]

why my head

[frigid coral]

You're the one that said it. Nothing I can do about that.

[foggy thorn]

I spoke ?

when

no proof

[frigid coral]

Observe!

OH SHIT. HE'S RIGHT.

NO PROOF.

[wispy dagger]

its in the pudding

somebody ate it

[foggy thorn]

I did

[median orbit]

So i was trying to get all my fight stats(dmg, kills p h, health, cash) to 666. It is fucking hard.

I gave up eventually

[frigid coral]

Good call.

[ashen orbit]

lol

[safe isle]

oh no

@winged sigil

[unique otter]

He boutta head out

[safe isle]

finland just scored :(

[winged sigil]

lol

[unique otter]

Hockey is just golfing on ice

[burnt pecan]

^

[winged sigil]

isn't that pretty normal though

Finland scoring in hockey, I mean

[safe isle]

yea finland has been really good in this tournament the last few years

it's the world junior championship

[winged sigil]

I think we won it last year or something

[safe isle]

yea you did

beat us in the final

[frigid crystal]

wanted to see what would happen if I just kept grinding a boss... W O W

[safe isle]

😮

i should go back to bruiser and see how high i can get him lol

[ashen orbit]

lol

[foggy thorn]

sale

[burnt pecan]

yea lol

[safe isle]

it might take a couple hours 😂

[frigid crystal]

if I was able to get 400 with my QQ 1* solar damage I'm sure you can go way higher lmao

yeah definitely a couple hours

[burnt pecan]

mines only at 130 LMAO

[frigid crystal]

took me around 15 minutes to get to 400

[safe isle]

i got father to 206

the curve is brutal

[burnt pecan]

im at 198 rn

curve does hit hard

[olive jacinth]

and holy moly

[safe isle]

if i switch my deck around i could get another level or two but eh

[unique otter]

Tfw you have no idea what people are talking about because you're a little boi compared to them

[olive jacinth]

thanks discord. not loading stuff again and making me write long unrelated stuff

[foggy thorn]

^

absolutely hate it

[ashen orbit]

tfw you don't know what to do now with the game

[burnt pecan]

im kind of at that point too, so i decided im gonna break all leveling with the talent shrine

lmao

[safe isle]

get all new potions, constructions, etc, push father level, push teehees

[void spade]

Autoclick spelunking more

[safe isle]

brew all new pots to 999qq lava

[ashen orbit]

what are teehees?

[burnt pecan]

always some autoclicking to be done somewhere

[safe isle]

after incarnates

[burnt pecan]

smh

[ashen orbit]

i pushed splunking to green treasures today

[burnt pecan]

finally hit the capped damage mark btw

lol

[ashen orbit]

Nice lol

there are shit after incarnates?

[burnt pecan]

Is there any way to tell what health future teehees have beforehand?

[ashen orbit]

i haven't even reached those

[burnt pecan]

yes

[safe isle]

here's where i'm farming now

[void spade]

Yeah teehee is after incarnate like 106?

[safe isle]

@ashen orbit then you still have plenty to do lol

[burnt pecan]

only 197Q kph

smh

lmao

[ashen orbit]

ok jesus

damm

[burnt pecan]

what latest teehee is your kph capped on andrew?

[ashen orbit]

i also need to finish ice creams tbh

[safe isle]

that one

lol

[burnt pecan]

o

wow

im getting like QQ kph

lmao

[safe isle]

do you have cards on

[burnt pecan]

not kill cards

[golden ivy]

no

[burnt pecan]

damage only

[safe isle]

weird, maybe you have higher pet passives than me then

[burnt pecan]

maybe

also, i have enigmatic up to like 1.5b

[ashen orbit]

right, pets

i stopped paying attention to that for almost a week now tbh

[burnt pecan]

also, I found that tinker gear is actually very useful lol

I never bothered equipping proper gear for screens, but its so much better now that i did

[safe isle]

uh yea

lol

[burnt pecan]

ik

im 2 IQ

[ashen orbit]

lol

[safe isle]

😂

[burnt pecan]

never did tinker stuff

now I gotta get all those tinker decks lmao

[ashen orbit]

i should probably redo my tinker shut tbh

shit*

[ashen orbit]

damm, nice

[burnt pecan]

wait

trying to see which i dont have linked

Im just gonna copy andrew lmao

[ashen orbit]

Lmao nice

[burnt pecan]

none for fishing?

wait nvm

lmao

[safe isle]

lol

[burnt pecan]

as soon as i posted that i realized

[safe isle]

once it's fixed i'll replace... something

probably pets

[burnt pecan]

yea

did pots have many gears for it?

Ik of 2 only

[safe isle]

two

[burnt pecan]

yea

still good tho

[ashen orbit]

damm

[winged sigil]

I combined tilling and apo

[safe isle]

i did the pearl t5 mastery before the update which gave huge boosting boosts so basically i wasted a shitton of gems lol

[ashen orbit]

Nice lol

[burnt pecan]

yea, im glad i waited until after the update to start boosting

considering i wasted my gem balance on fukin keys

[frail cedar]

When work is slow so you play idle skilling like a hecking? nerd

[void spade]

Same

[safe isle]

where do you work

[frail cedar]

I work at [Redacted]

[safe isle]

oh nice i love that place

[frail cedar]

Yeah, could be better

[golden ivy]

e

[kind anchor]

I completely forgot there were multiple tinker decks

[burnt pecan]

lol

[void spade]

My learning speed is finally starting to get reasonably fast

[burnt pecan]

whats it at?

[wispy dagger]

snails are pretty fast

they can learn where salt is

and move quickly away from it

[void spade]

61.8k/hr. Nowhere near as fast as a lot of people, but i can actually hit 14 bars multiple times a day now

[wispy dagger]

nice

[burnt pecan]

need those numbers so much lower tho to actually get anywhere now

Im at 1.5m/hr, and im still struggling to get the 12th perk leveled

[void spade]

Geez

[dull burrow]

How do you increase learning speed?

[void spade]

Learning traits, potions, construction, tinkering gear

Cards

[dull burrow]

Ah okay

[errant forge]

Hey guys I finally reached the dungeon

[burnt pecan]

well, struggling is an overstatement; I can get to level 12 in about 4 min, but to get anywhere useful i need to be hitting level 12 in like 10 sec

also gg

[void spade]

Nice ondra!

Do you have learning speed potion leveled magnum?

[burnt pecan]

yes

[void spade]

Big sad

[burnt pecan]

Ive resorted to autoclicking my learners lmao

[void spade]

I wish my learners were fast enough to autoclick

[errant forge]

Crap, I accidentaly clicked to video call Tyr but I revoked the perms for discord to do so

[burnt pecan]

soon

lol

[errant forge]

I do really hope that when I revoked the perms for Discord, it won't notify Tyr that I tried to video call him

[winged sigil]

I get to 12 bars in about 90s

[burnt pecan]

what level are ur learn speed perks alien?

[safe isle]

12 bars is like 105s for me

@burnt pecan the crystal skull is what matters

[burnt pecan]

yea

[errant forge]

Please tell me that it didn't notify Tyr of me accidentally hitting the video call button

[burnt pecan]

also just remembered they cap

lmao

[errant forge]

Please

[burnt pecan]

Im really off my game today

[safe isle]

yea perk 3 softcaps

[burnt pecan]

and the other learn one too

[winged sigil]

same for perk 9

most of them cap

[burnt pecan]

guess its just my tinkering needs boosting

too much to spend gems on

especially since I wasted 20k on keys

[winged sigil]

my p12 is a bit over 11k on a few guys

[burnt pecan]

im only at around 5k

of even

if*

[frail cedar]

Hey you! Building construction painful? Impatience an issue? Ionized builders! Buy them!

My sales tactic has shifted a bit

[burnt pecan]

Ngl, when i first saw them in the shop, i read "Iodine builders"

[plush cipher]

Is there like a settings page cause u think I turned off music way back and forgot how to turn it on? Is there even music?

[burnt pecan]

lmao

theres no music

and no settings page

[foggy thorn]

^

[plush cipher]

Oof

[burnt pecan]

the message mini lava says is a troll

[plush cipher]

Oof that makes more sense

I just spent like half an hour looking for it lol

[burnt pecan]

lmao

[dusky tangle]

I got the second blood tank, and suddenly went from not hurting teehee at all to killing it faster than i could incarnate 91 yesterday

[safe isle]

wait until you get the last blood tank lol

[burnt pecan]

^

[light stag]

you're at teehee with 2nd blood tank?

[dusky tangle]

now i'm working on breeding some loot pets since i need ~500T pink vessels for construction, and i have 300B

ye

[livid lava]

ur getting blood tanks ?

[dusky tangle]

i've only been far enough in trekking to get the blue vessels yet, but i have 2 blood tanks

[golden ivy]

Good morning

[burnt pecan]

good afternoon

[livid lava]

good night

[golden ivy]

How's it been?

[foggy thorn]

good

[golden ivy]

That's amazing

[foggy thorn]

I wasn't responding to that

[burnt pecan]

lmao

[foggy thorn]

my day is bad

[golden ivy]

Lmao

I hope it gets better

[woven apex]

Why is your day bad Kuak

[foggy thorn]

uhh

sore throat

[burnt pecan]

imagine complaining about a sore throat smh

[foggy thorn]

dud

it's not fun

or enjoyable

[burnt pecan]

I have a cold lmao

[foggy thorn]

sucks to suck

[burnt pecan]

ok lozer

[foggy thorn]

ok Mr I have a cold

[burnt pecan]

ok Mr my throat is sore

[safe isle]

i thought king asked "why is your dad bay" and i was so confused

[burnt pecan]

lmao

[woven apex]

Tbf I thought I did too

[foggy thorn]

nice

[frail cedar]

Imagine imagining

[foggy thorn]

image

[safe isle]

🤔

[woven apex]

Mage

[burnt pecan]

imagine images imagining images

[woven apex]

Im age

[burnt pecan]

hey age, im dead chat

[woven apex]

Dadnum

[burnt pecan]

lmao

Hey, i got a joke:

Why did the chicken cross the road?

[woven apex]

Idk

[frigid coral]

It doesn't matter. Nothing matters. Nihilism is king!

[burnt pecan]

To get to the idiots house

Knock knock

[woven apex]

Who's there

[burnt pecan]

the chicken

[woven apex]

I'm such a good sport

[burnt pecan]

lmao

[void spade]

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

[woven apex]

I saw it coming yesterday

[burnt pecan]

yes

laugh at my joke

very funni

haha

[woven apex]

Crying dude ^

[burnt pecan]

[woven apex]

He is in so much agony

You can see it in his eyed

[burnt pecan]

lmao

Me: My room isnt that disorganized

My room:

custom maymay

pretty shit ngl

[woven apex]

Uhum #519106547692077067

Is this the rl craft thing?

[burnt pecan]

#memes-that-are-always-good-and-never-bad

np

no

[woven apex]

Just vanilla survival

I love putting on my two diamond boots

[void spade]

Imagine playing vanilla Minecraft

[golden ivy]

ok im on pc now 🙂

[safe isle]

same i just got out of bed

[void spade]

I'm at work :)

[foggy thorn]

hi at work :) I'm kuaka

[void spade]

:(

[foggy thorn]

:D

[golden ivy]

I also just got out of bed

probs gonna make sum eggies now

[livid lava]

ya going to bed soon

[frail cedar]

Hi hi at work I'm kuaka I'm ash

Forgot a hi 😅

[foggy thorn]

hi

[safe isle]

next person to do the hi joke gets muted permanently

[foggy thorn]

😳

can I say it tho

[patent osprey]

finally

[golden ivy]

no kuaka

[patent osprey]

hopefully the next small update happens soon-ish

[golden ivy]

hi andrewtabs im nut

[foggy thorn]

hi nut I'm kuaka

[golden ivy]

Hi kuaka, I'm a joke

hi a

im nut

[errant forge]

Hey there, Nut! I am tired, nice to meet you!

[golden ivy]

hi tired, nice to meet you!
im nut

[frigid coral]

Ondra. That's identity theft.

[patent osprey]

🛑

[safe isle]

nut permamuted

[errant forge]

What the heck,- oh

[golden ivy]

hi permamuted im nut

lmao

[errant forge]

Imagine a bot here that would set your nickname to XYZ when you say "I'm XYZ"

[patent osprey]

think I might have hit the liste ntoit cap lol

[golden ivy]

hi XYZ"

im nut

[frigid coral]

We'd need to move every instance of that joke to #bot-commands .

[golden ivy]

we need to move you to #bot-commands

[frigid coral]

You could, but I'm able to move freely so I'd just end up back here.

[golden ivy]

i prefer moving them to #519106547692077067

to read bad memes

or #best-suggestions-✅

but thats funny's turf

he sees u

[errant forge]

But what if we asked Lava to give you a role that restricts you from reading any other chatrooms than #bot-commands, Tyr?

[golden ivy]

illegal

[patent osprey]

I just want the role that allows access to the champagne room

[golden ivy]

champagne room?

[safe isle]

the real reason we wouldn't let you be a mod

[golden ivy]

is because their name isnt mod

or a mod

I like being a jr mod

Its fun

[errant forge]

Who would not be let to be a mod?

[golden ivy]

no

lmao me

funny

in my server

u have a srever?

many

ok

booooomer

[patent osprey]

I just want mama mia to be fixed : /

[errant forge]

Whatever you do, never give Funny ban perms @golden ivy

[golden ivy]

who said im letting him be a mod

because im nut

[errant forge]

KingSnail was good when he was a mod

[golden ivy]

I can never be a mod

its for the best

Im convinced the day I become mod; andrew and Tyr will team up to murder me in my sleep

hi convinced the day I become mod; andrew and Tyr will team up to murder me in my sleep

im nut

also thats why u murder them first

[foggy thorn]

ondra

[errant forge]

@golden ivy Why did you give them ideas

[foggy thorn]

were you even here when snail talked

[errant forge]

Yes

[golden ivy]

/

[foggy thorn]

like talked regularly

[golden ivy]

/\

[errant forge]

No

[golden ivy]

ok it work

I saw snail once

for like 5 minutes

[void spade]

Same

[foggy thorn]

then how can you tell he's a good mod

with like two experiences

[golden ivy]

kuaka searched the answers on google

[foggy thorn]

and if you say something about having good grammar

[golden ivy]

anyways go buy kuaka's game

I would like to think Snail was a good mod but I don't have much experience with them.

[void spade]

What's Kuaka's game

Is it better than Uphill?

[foggy thorn]

I have a game??

[golden ivy]

"give gems"

yeah

[errant forge]

"BeCaUsE hE uSeS pRoPeR gRaMmAr"
But I don't really know...

[foggy thorn]

where

[golden ivy]

u updated it yesterday

[foggy thorn]

I did?

[golden ivy]

yes

[foggy thorn]

where

[golden ivy]

everywhere

[foggy thorn]

ah ok

[errant forge]

It's Funny's not Kuaka's

[golden ivy]

no

[foggy thorn]

but like I honestly want to make a game

[golden ivy]

funny doesnt want gems

kuaka does

Making a game is ehh

[void spade]

Funny doesn't even update Uphill anymore fuck him

[golden ivy]

fun

[foggy thorn]

or atleast get into coding

back into it

[golden ivy]

make a game

In my experience, making a game in theory seems fun but in practice is tedious and annoying

very hard platformer with lots of lvls

Though I still love making games.

and make it $2

i will buy it

nah

[void spade]

I'll put it on my wishlist and never buy it

[golden ivy]

platformers make jackshit unless you run ads

[foggy thorn]

[golden ivy]

but if you run ads they are annoying

so you lose players

i want to speedrun it

[errant forge]

Steam charges $250 per game upload

[void spade]

Yooo, platformer but the platforms are ads :000

[foggy thorn]

glitchless speedrun pls

[golden ivy]

Choppy Orc speedruns are fun

i did some glitchless speedruns today

[void spade]

Whats choppy orc

[golden ivy]

on funny's game

i reduced my time to 2:04

[errant forge]

I have a fucking platformer with AD traps

[golden ivy]

choppy orc is a fun platformer

15 levels

meant for speedrunning

give link

[void spade]

Yeah

[tame sparrow]

Ads are a cancer on the entire internet

[errant forge]

When you step on an ad trap, an ad plays

[golden ivy]

http://mat.uc.pt/~mat1617/orc/ <- thats the autosplitter link

no autosplit

it has times for each chest

i want the game

[void spade]

Poggers

[golden ivy]

oh ok

https://www.kongregate.com/games/eddynardo/choppy-orc

i cant speedrun the game 1st try

the wr is 1:58 seconds

my record is 2:03

it will soon be 1:57 by nut

nah

its much harder than it looks

[errant forge]

Brayx is loser lmao

[golden ivy]

probably not bc ill leave for 4 days

bray for how long have u been trying to get it

after playing the game every day for over a year, my movement still lacks

wtf a year

yup

[frail cedar]

Oh

For who cares

[golden ivy]

https://www.speedrun.com/choppy_orc

[frail cedar]

My debit card was ordered a couple days ago, expect nitro

[golden ivy]

i can get under ur time in 1 week

no you cant

lmao

bet

bet

1 gem

deal

watch the wr run on speedrun.com

ok

[frail cedar]

Is that a plug?

[golden ivy]

i need to play the game first

there are strats for levels that take forever to learn

like hours

not days

bray

try beating my uphill time

1. double jump - used on 5 and 8 2) fast fall used on 11 3) ghost jump used on 12

2:04

nah

glitchless

uphill is too slow for me, I cant stand it

its not

there are some strats that require fast movement

in comparison to other games I run

u can skip entire levels

like jump over them

its just too slow and chunky for me

bc of the walljump glitch

well

in comparison to other platformers

its not really a glitch

its a feature

I made a platformer but I never published it

what other games do u run

Choppy orc is mostly it when it comes to platformers

publish it

it uses a way old version of flash so I can't even get it to run

might try on a later date

flash is going bye this year anyways

yeah but I'll just grab fake flash

what

ok ok let me play game now

ok

its fun

w-a-s-d and spacebar

how many lvls are there

no

arrows and spacebar

lmao arrows or wasd

15

want the link to the world record run? you can copy its strats

[void spade]

send me link too

🙂

[golden ivy]

fuck

[void spade]

😠

bad jr. mod

[golden ivy]

ok

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3hRCoQtBfc

nut

you beat it yet?

no

how do 15

am i dumb

chuck it, drop down, it hits bat, go back up, hit post, drop down, get chest

shut up

ok

delete

delete what?

ez gmae

ok

did you do speedrun or just the normal game?

normal

ok

my mousepad comes tomorrow 🙂

ok i messed up a lot

ayy

244

gg

123 is my record in seconds btw

just so you dont have to convert

ok

why tf does R not restart the entire thing

you are too used to uphill

r restarting just the level is good

just press esc

[quick dagger]

can someone play my basket minigame for me (not a real question, just salty)

[safe isle]

send me your phone and a $100 bill

[quick dagger]

i can send you bill cosby

[golden ivy]

do it

[quick dagger]

alright

[golden ivy]

ok this is the 3rd time bc 2nd was big fail

i still dont know the "strats"

i linked you the wr run

nah

you can check them

i dont wanna watch it yet

lmao ok

you can just learn from the people on the choppy orc disc

nop

i think i found some myself

[vale flicker]

These are hyper bricks rigggggght?

[golden ivy]

yes

[vale flicker]

Ok

[golden ivy]

#_

record ur run and show me

no

lol

ok lmao

ur so protective of your runs

[void spade]

My 1st choppy orc run is 419 seconds. Not v good but gotta start somewhere

[golden ivy]

my first was after I analyzed the wr and was 171

[frigid coral]

My first run... has yet to happen.

[golden ivy]

ok i think i know the 'strat' for 4 of the lvls only

which levels

idk i didnt look lol

and what are these 'strats'

theres a difference between routes and strats

the routes for the levels are straight forward but there is lots of variation on some

there are fast and slow versions of most

with the fast being harder

[void spade]

New PB 258

I haven't analyzed WR yet

[golden ivy]

gg

[void spade]

I fucked up on the last levels a bunch

I like this game tho

[golden ivy]

ill try to get at least 155 before looking at the run

thats so pointless lmao

maybe

155 is easy without the strats

but its more fun to find them urself

you will not be able to find them lmao

145

lies

the strats shave off the final couple of seconds

ill find them

you litterally will not

why

because they took hundreds of thousands of attempts to find

like you can try but good luck

in what lvls are they

13, 14, 12,

i know the one in 13 i think

how

tell me

hold on

no

let me play agin

tell me

no tell me

to check the lvl

if you found fast13 gg I guess

its the simplist though still a pain

[patent osprey]

certo flav is gonna take forever and a day to level : /

[safe isle]

do you know how to get mama mia to work

[patent osprey]

yes

even with a 24h candy it barely went up a few percentage points

[void spade]

Time to go home and study worl reccy choppy orc

[golden ivy]

have fun

[void spade]

Fun game ty bray

[golden ivy]

yeah its fun

k i reduced my time

and did you do 13

no

what can u even do at 13

like u kill the bat

and thats it

watch the wr

no lol

it will help you

and you will stop wasting time

i aint wasting time

you are

the strats take practice, which you aren't doing

[safe isle]

let the man live his life the way he wants

[golden ivy]

no

I cant

[primal star]

imagine telling someone who is having fun that he is wasting his time

[golden ivy]

he is

[void spade]

Its a speedrun lol

[golden ivy]

^

[void spade]

The point is saving time

It's not like nut is casually playing. He's trying to improve his time and is actively ignoring ways to improve his time

[golden ivy]

nut can play however he wants, but I atleast wanted to give him a chance

omg

this works

you discovered edge flame

good job?

edgy flame

edge flame was I believe the first strat found though its useless

until you do hard14

even I don't do hard14

yeah ok sure whatever that is

u know i like hard platforming right

I want to watch you record a run

why

because I want to see

see what lol

me fail?

no

just ur run

i cant even record until i buy new pc bc i dont want lag

yeah ok

wait

[uneven dune]

a little sketch

[golden ivy]

yes nut?

nothing :))

lmao ok

but i think i found out how to do the 13 one

tell me then

it might not even be it lol

just tell me lmao

how

how can u even explain this

not that hard to explain

just screenshot and draw some arrows

ok

wait

no

ok im at lvl 13

[foggy thorn]

hi

[quartz pier]

what level were your builders as you leveled up mama mia/

[golden ivy]

shut up kuaka

[foggy thorn]

ok

[golden ivy]

no nut

kuaka is a valued member of our society

🙂

[quartz pier]

because mine are around 5+ and it takes 90-something days

[golden ivy]

nut post

[foggy thorn]

build toilets

[golden ivy]

i cant hit the damn bat

[quartz pier]

toilets seem useless

[golden ivy]

it worked the first time i did it

[quartz pier]

1% every level

[foggy thorn]

not

they give builder speed

use cards

[golden ivy]

i leave the axe on the wall where u start bc it comes to u right

kinda

[quartz pier]

o fuck tbh i don't think i have cards on

[golden ivy]

i cant kill the damn bat anyore

well yes

[quartz pier]

you're right

[golden ivy]

thats it nut

really

you gotta wait for it to be closest to the left

[foggy thorn]

the 2nd set of gaxial crafts has an item that gives builder speed too

[golden ivy]

and you have to put it slightly above parallel to the ghost

omg it worked again

yeah if you time it right it works

yes ik

it saves about 1 second

gg

great

i totally need that 1 sec

i assumed you would find 13

and 12

but not 14

[quartz pier]

cards took me to about a month

[golden ivy]

what 12

like u throw it right after the 2nd jump?

nah

yeah that one was easy to find

oh

siht

you jump the last ghost

yes

that

oh yeah

ghost jump saves .3 of a second

easy game totally need .3

you will

actually, do you want the autosplitter? it times each chest

really convenient

no

why?

why would i want that

because it helps...

you get the ability to see times and if you are doing better or worse

and can test new strats

is it me or do u go faster when u jump

nah

ok

[quartz pier]

what are you guys playing

[foggy thorn]

choppy orc

[golden ivy]

you fall faster if you jump before a fall tho

[quartz pier]

what’s choppy orc?

[foggy thorn]

🤷

[golden ivy]

i did it again omg

the autosplitter is also better on ur pc

i did it again omg

i did it again omg

its not that hard

[foggy thorn]

ok

we get it

[golden ivy]

ima

ok what

[golden ivy]

whats wrong with discord

it sent the same image 6 times

[foggy thorn]

we get it

we get it

[golden ivy]

its on cool math, kong, and a playermade version that helps time you

it sent the same image 6 times

i didnt intend to do it

[quartz pier]

for me it sent thrice

for me it sent thrice

[golden ivy]

it sent 6 but i deleted some

I deleted 1

how do u do 14

wait no dont tell

ok this might be the dumbest question but can u go through here

pubg for pc is ass

no

pubg for pc is ass

what

so yes or no

pubg for pc is ass

pt2

no

i said no

ok

and what do u mean "pubg for pc is ass"

i never asked that lol

its ass

just making a statement

forgot that you owned chat

sorry

just making a statement

u ok

no

my internet is dying

all my messages are in the wrong order

nah discord is being gay

oh shit it is discord

again

i have 23$ on steam

any reccomendations

yes

tell me how to do 14

what you got

[foggy thorn]

binding of Isaac @golden ivy

[golden ivy]

ok

[worldly lichen]

Oh yes

[foggy thorn]

it's like underminer

but good

[golden ivy]

thanks discord

[worldly lichen]

I agree with binding of isaac

[foggy thorn]

and it has so much more content

[golden ivy]

is discord being slow for you guys? it takes me like 5 seconds to send a message

Bray tell me

yes adam

its dead

[foggy thorn]

and it has mod support

[worldly lichen]

Yes adam

[golden ivy]

oof

you got terraria?

I have 1 game

no

get it

[foggy thorn]

why

[carmine crypt]

If you like issac also get gungeon

[golden ivy]

eh no

why not

I have already finished it so many times

ah ok

[foggy thorn]

terraria is a must

oh fair