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yes, sadly you'll need to wait for the update
ah shit
which'll hopefully be soon
illegal
Good Afternoon.
I was in ask questions channel wondering why everyone was asking about idle skilling
smh
lol
sometimes I end up there thinking its general chat
how to get 100 ap
idk anymore
what is rep
!reps
Reps is short for repetitions -- or 1 complete cycle of an action. For example, benching the weights up and down, or doing a full push up. Every time a rep is done, you gain H20 and a chance of Skill exp (like attack/str/endurance). Rep speed is shown in reps per minute. It's the number next to the green arrow!
Rep speed smithing items only affect the 20 skillers on the Train screen.
when is update
!update
All the expansions to old content are locked behind construction upgrades.
This includes: New Flowers / Potions/ Crops etc
whwre is christmals gift
how to play new update
!christmas
gow ro spel
where is potion
when is potion
hi
what channel is this
heyyy klotz ;)
klots is sexiest german in server
probably true
๐ฆ
this is an insult
no
klotz i planted you in my game
ger man = cold man = cool man
"chocolate bars"
germ man
you should explain the joke to lava some time
pawn where is your ingame reference
im the rooke
hi the rooke
chess confuses lava
chess is hard you know
and I don't play chess anyway
easy*
Look at these numbers. Look at it! Look at it! I want all of you to look at it!
https://media.tenor.com/images/ba13da751889d245c78efb0cc65cd1aa/tenor.gif
^
I'll be doing another night of auto clicking learning perks later
smh
look at these numbers exploit
Shhhh klotz don't hurt my feels
imagine only being on red speed smh
smh
I get level 18 learning on eac 25ms auto click
We are all in blue already meteor
do you ever get any red heads
come on
If I can reach level 20 I get +15 across the board
apparently not lol
Nah the last 2 bags aren't in alpha v3 or you need to time travel, idk which
oh you're v3
i need help
makes sense
how get help
no
i need help on how to get help
my v3 perks were good enough
smithing
asylum shit
also how tf do you not have the last digger
play uphilm
l instead
I unlocked that guy specifically to upgrade him in v3
I didn't auto click spelunking so my levels are manual
funny play my game
we established day 1 auto clickers are necessary
very cool funny
And while construction is slow, Im only missing the red skull upgrade.
thank you for the info

upgrades*
Does pro rifts and pink soul reset?
no
above is ban
are you affiliated with this site
Wow advertising other games I'm banning your ass
hi in fact not
ok so i made a game uh
Magnum post the funny lucky abuse pic
funny are you drunk
Lol I gotta save this Pic thx
no vodka on new years eve im russia?
youre drunk funny, go home
but you are drunk
Hi home, I'm kuaka
2019 is better year
dudes
no u
Did seph start playing again since the update
no
lol
block funny
Funny when is uphill 3.0 coming out
and disconnect
seph isnt here
who doesn't know fireworks
update uphill
just make it as hard as possible
no
u are
or i eat u
i like game
uphill hardmode when
Seph was here for a little bit and then something didn't get implemented that he wanted and he said "see you in 3 months lol" and i haven't seen him since
i have a question funny.
why the fuck can i not speed up when walljumping anymore?
:((((((((
What did he want implemented?
remove the 0.1 sec grazing thing
I don't remember
it broke it
nudes
i dont even need that
Lemme try to find it
Lmao p4wn
i need to speed up
uphill nude mod when
to get my 150 time
yeah we need like at least up to 5k perk points spending
Oh yeah, that. Lava said it was because he doesn't know where people are at with prestige points so he didn't want anyone getting overpowered
^
uh
what
I've got uhhhhh hella
btw i was abusing the shit out of wall jump speed
well now that tunneling is a thing its basically unlimited
to do some speedrun stuff :))
wtf r u on about nut
Uphill
with the speed from walljump
We've built a small speedrun community for it
my next rebirth is going to be massive amounts of perk points
Me nut and Chy
it's funnys game
just all the perk points
yes
New uphill update!
i have 200 iq
I'd rebirth if it weren't for the fact that I'd lose my 1.94m smithing stuff and even then my fishing overflows into 0.
i can skip lvl 14 again? :D
left it in ๐
new smithing items don't get reset
idk
I think everyones fishing overflows at zero these days
Oh he put that in the official version nice
What about Nut Jump
idk I'll have to see
ok
Thought it was for the future
sure
I was hoping I'd loop around by upgrading fishing more but that didn't work
But yeah so I'm basically still gonna overflow my cash and fishing into being unusable again...
Even without the crusade equips they overflow
ew
ok i forgot to update my leaderboard score
w is jump
and i have to do it again
not space
fuck
man I don't want to skip the fishing smiths
magnum
thats not cool
Tried no cards and equips, still happens 
Also my fishing is perma broke since it all became 0, not just x0, literally just 0, so it's broke
My cash overflow hit a point where it resets to 6 star cash if I restart the game, but even without cards and gear I still overflow
I'm too powerful, we need like 10000 stars
lava is fixing all bugs in there in 1 week
He's aware but I'm the only one with so many broken things, he's gonna have to address these soon anyway since regular players are approaching the same issues
I wonder how many new bugs we'll get
Also stars cover too much of the screen
If we had a voice chat we could probably convince him in a jiffy to work on the problem
there you go meteor, funny fixed it
Thx lucky
Yesss new uphill update
I use space for jump
yesssssssss
cause its better
add hard mode
Magnum what's your actual teehee
52
Oh so you're close to infinity
idk where you guys are getting damage
kilowat
Well actually you still need lots of damage to do that
oh if its kilowat I will be there very soon
oh damn
die
This discord is peak autism
Bidoof ur an idiot
op
Awh, wittle baby still mad I made him look like a fool earlier
Stupid dumb stinky bidoof
I can only imagine my true damage with these spelunker perks on top of my already maxed out damage
you don't get money from irs
Wittle tiny lissencephaly brain trying so hard to insult me
should we just mute him
Sure
Ur just mad cause bidoof is only good as an HM slave smh
yeah kauka wtf
P4wn, not very impressive. Only the first few Teehees have crazy health scaling.
I wasn't saying it was impressive >_>
Chyro trying to downplay your monumental achievement
ok first run today
Chy wishes he was stronk
Actually i do funny
Just send me ur social security number
I'll get you set up
Cmon man I can't lie, it's against the irs rules
Oh
Send me your uh, other country important number
Yeah, I dream about not being at damage cap sometimes. It's lonely at the top, and nobody understands. Kappa
Yeah that
Damn son it's like you speak my language
funny did u update it yet
Block him
ok
I am curious what the point of doing these booster upgrades is
You get to brag about having 30k boosts like me 
Funny I recommend googling this, none of us know
dammit
It's for chapter 3 purposes. I recommend skipping chapter 3
Do you really Kuaka?
Ez Clap
no lol
kauka already owns ur body
the irs wouldn't hire someone as dumb as me
sexist
no
ok i failed
i saw what u said
u suck lol
Lol wish I took a ss
also chy I didn't get the pet
They probably would, kuaka. You'd be stuck in a low-level desk job, but they'd hire you!
omg update
Which one?
dude you take too long to release updates
Spotify has become addicting.
i will reduce it to 150
I gotta hop on the worl reccy grind
It only took several months. 
How are you supposed to use the new crusade mats
construction
use them
Do you need a construction upgrade for that
no
I unlocked the new bosses
yes
Am I supposed to unlock the new tinkering
construction
Oh
tinkering doesn't use that stuff
Oh
it does
where
What
dont lie kauka
your a nerd so you wouldn't know
When
oh are those the new mats
So I can't use it now
So I need a separate upgrade for this
well, there you go
That's dumb
Oh fuck
Another question
geralt of fuck
I need 3 upgrade to be able to brew the new pots is that correct?
uh
yes
You need new flowers, new crops, and new potions
That's just so dumb
thats how its always worked
How else are you supposed to do it
Putting new crops, flowers, and potions in same upgrade would be opop
New update when?
Imagine buying a machine and then buying a metal plate because that machine is missing it and that's intentional
update when?
i think lvl 5 skip was possible before
u could skip half of the stage
omg i found lvl 4 thing
I knew that would be possible
very easy
Yea
ok lvl 5 skip not possible anymore
can still do that one in the gif tho
Hi
iH Hi iH Hi
Bye
Get fucked.
What game?
Just ask funny for a download of the game
how do i beat level 2
I won't have desktop access for two days lol
what skips are there?
There's the lvl 4 Nut Jump
i know the one for 14, 15, and the level with the spike pillar early on
yea
probably level 4
how many levels are there
15
magnum
i just want sub 3 and ill be happy
do u really know the one for 14?
going under the platform?
yes
yea
it saves a few sec
thats how i thought u were supposed to do it lmao
really risky tho
wtf
youtube
Nice
the one thats like 2-3px wide
Shout-out to Seto for supporting their patreon
not the big one
yes
so only 4, 14, and 15 have skips?
i think
kool
funny did u find a way to do the lvl 5 one again
why are u so happy
ah ok
u got sub 150
?
Funny if I can get a sub 120 will you love me?
I learned alot from my speedrunning days
Ima do it
Is it possible?
also, there is a possible skip for level 8(?) where you can land on the corners of the blocks with spikes at the bottom
that would be a bunch of pixel-precise jumps tho
Tas Uphill speedrun
Just code it lmao
Ur awesome
Balloon
at the beginning
you can skip first jump
also, ive found skips for 6 and 7 with the fucky balloon momentum
im not sure tbh lmao
yea
funny ur game is pretty kewl
i dont think they are skips
way too easy
and they allign perfectly
fuck
3 min 2
im trying to get that wrap around on stage 10
to shave off a second
k i give up the lvl 14 skip
it has to be perfect i guess
if i wanna go for sub 140 i will include it
1:40 is impossible
the jump to end?
o
whats up with my name
its not !Brayden anymore
u fall down there
to get a higher jump
That feeling when it takes forever to rebirth because of backdoor bog ๐ฆ
I'm done.
Imagine only having a single joke.
2:46
gg
Hi
OMG
i can get sub 15
im gonna destroy chy's time if this works
If you read anything I said whilst deadly intoxicated
You best not be telling anyone
Or I'll shove a pachinko skin up your ass
When you leave your laptop on FunnyLucky's post in #best-suggestions-โ and come back to "Happy new Decade" pixel-burned into your laptop screen

how
Reset during death animation?
tf
Yeees
wtf
Yeah, I was wondering if you could reset and then hit the final flag. Didn't try though because I wanted my leaderboard score to be legit.
ok so how
Oh i see
ok too late now
so i actually have to finish the game
it auto updates
so now the speedrun is: who does lvl 15 the fastest
no nut
this is glitchess category
Gonna report you to Kongregate, you'll get leaderboard banned. ๐
Well, you can either do it the intended way and go below the first pillar, up onto the top platform, then carefully position yourself just below the top spikes on the right side of second pillar and jump.
Or you could git gud, use walljump acceleration to jump over the first pillar, and not worry about positioning and just do it!
Gg.
What
i got the perfect time
u didnt play the game then

Video it
^
lmao
nut thats not how speedruns work
^
its from start to end
That's not how speedrun work at all
u cant use game clock then

yeah
jave to use own timer
ye
^
Nut its your fault
ok where to get timer
Now we have do use real time for our world rekkord runs, and it's all Nut's fault. 
๐
Look up speedrun clock
ill get 2:20
Whats a good timer to use, lol
Rig it to start when you begin moving
live split
it doesnt even matter anywaY
uphill speedrun 100% glitchless livestream
the game is too slow to have fun speedrunning it
or the any% one for only level 15
lmao nah
or the no% one for 0:00 time
because of the plain its designed on, movement barely matters
somebody will have a perfect run that is unbeatable without glitches and it will never be beaten
me
no
i like pixels
everybody
i like doing pixels
Until someone shavs another few seconds
you will all find a way to have really good / perfect movement
theres a lot of skips
Happens every time
and precise jumps
yeah
that can vary a runners time
no
no
Maybe I'll just do that then
imagine if theres a wall clip glitch
I can become a world famous TAS
you guys dont understand: The game is designed on a plain with minimal variation in stencyl
Eventually you will all be good enough to get perfect movement
no
Nope
yes\
wallkicks vary heavily
nop
no
Did someone say
backwards long jump
Have you ever actually speedrun anything
all speedruns would fall in that category then bray
ok so
Wahoo, wahoo, w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-
the lvl15% speedrun can be done with no "your clock lol"
lmao
universe tearing sound
INTENSE WOOSHING SOUNDS
Ho fuck don't blg into me
bc if u do the reset at the flag its going to be around 0:00 time
You guys got really defensive when I mentioned the movement precision
eek
but if u only do lvl 15 it can be 0:15
but not 0:00
O O F Mario says as he hits a wall
i am already 4 parallel universes ahead of you
^
How many hours have you built up speed, Ashley?
I've seen it happen in other games, you will all eventually have the same route, same strat, same tricks and will all be competing for precision
Did you remember to position your scuttlebug correctly?
People said this shit for speedrunning way back in the days brayx
it will be fun to watch ngl
Most people understand how it works now
Now every time i hear a blj i just have the picture of Speedrunner Mario clapping Melee Fox's face with his ass
It happens in alot of flash games like this one
Parallel FUCKING UNIVERSES
its a compition for precision in the long run
ON A DECADE+ OLD GAME
its fun to watch so im happyy
and like 90 wr get set per day
Alright brayx
its fun
I was building up speed 12 hours before this conversation even began
lmao trapped why do you deny it?
ok so i did the meat boy game impossible badge 2 hours ago
u guys should try
its very easy really
I'm not gonna amuse you any longer, you're obviously baiting
probably the easiest impossible badge on kong
You fool, you cannot pass me! I've been building speed since the day I was born!
me?

why the fuck is chat always so toxic
im pointing out an obvious speedrun pattern in most flash games
thats a pattern in legit any game that doesnt involve some sort of AI that has rng
Ha, chyr, I laugh at your meager speeds. My quarter steps will far surpass any 1 frame ledge grabs you could muster
no magnum
People are still finding new skips in Riddle School, and that's one of the oldest flash games
you will all find the fastest route and fastest strat. no?
With multiple iterations over the decades
riddle school is has 9x as many variables
๐ช๐ป
Trapped, have I hit a nerve or something? you seem a bit triggered that im pointing this out
so super meat boy speedruns arent actually cool
I think you're confusing popular games with active playerbases with "most flash games". Uphill has like 400 plays total after several months and none of us care enough to practice for hours on end.
What
Yo fr tho I've been trying to speedrun super meat boy for a while
in any which way
That right there is just incorrect
i wanna speedrun it
its on sale
Ima say what I said earlier again so you understand what Im saying
Less people=less speedruns=less glitches/skips discovered=longer speedruns=less enjoyment=less people
Get it
wtf?
You need players
i can move these things on the type thing

At a point, your runs are no longer multiple seconds apart from each other but milli seconds
thats it
simple
super meat boy has 0 rng manipulation
I tried SMB maybe two years ago, controls felt too floaty.
so its just finding the fastest route
Yeah I don't like SMB
smb is bad
Prefer my 120 star Mario64
yes

i perfer my uphill 0s
but i would like to try super meat boy
lol that reminds me of the skip in choppy orc
have you done the 982 star run boirb?
lol
i did the 1000 star one
Its a speedrun
took like 12 hour
of every mario game that has stars
What in the fuck
lmao
That sounds like hell
sumer mario maker 1 and 2
Why would you ever
By the twelve hour mark I might have finished Bob-omb Battlefield. 
soooo... nope
Jesus
25h?
Why would someone sink 25h into a speedrun category that doesn't exist yet
There's a speedrun that takes several IRL days because of how an item works
lmao
What the fuck
It takes IRL days to turn into another item
I understand like
i think we all know about that one
theres a bigger one to prettys ure
But they have an active speedrunning community
350h speedrun
people sleep while doing it
At that point
You lose the title of speedrun
That's just a videogame challenge at that point
It's relative. If your average person takes a thousand hours to finish even when knowing everything and you can do it in five hundred, it's a speedrun.
Like living off fucking smoothies for a month
minecraft ps4 has an achievement for playing 100 days
Baten Kaitos is the 350 hour run
lmao
so a 100% achievement category would be at leaset 100 days long
I have 100 days worth of minecraft hours
I have 120 days worth of hours
speedrunner be like
but thats it
Hello Youtube, my name is assface and today I'm gonna be attempting a sub- 2000 hour run of the dark souls lvl 1 no weapon full series run
get noob
Like Jesus fuck
Baren Kaitos takes so long because there's an item that takes 336 IRL hours to transform into a different item
thats it?
ik
wait
It's been a full summer of almost 300 attempts to get to this point but it's finally been done sub 3. For the RNG given this run is basically perfect, it had one of the best end games turn-in I've ever had.
I stream all my attempts on twitch.tv ~https://www.twitch.tv/thehaboo
LMAO
yeah thats a good run
Man, I wish this game was open source
I would love to develop parts of it
LOL
One of the most impressive speed runs I've ever seen was the super Mario world 1-2 only speedrun
with, Penny, Abigaile, Haley
Yeah, just name yourself {479} or something and start with infinite monies and the best tools. 
yes item ids
if you put an item id incased in [] you get the item
but have you seen...
I did a newly discovered skip called tire skip to obtain this wr. You surf off of the tire and fly to the flag pole instead of using the car. You then surf off of the slope on the flag pole to cancel fall damage and bhop to the right of the door to trigger the flag cutscene. ...
but it works for any name that you or an npc says
name ur cat the best item id
[144]
144 is treasure chest
I got a sub 14h American dad speedrun
I thought gem berries were the best
lmao
I love it
It's the greatest Meta shitpost from speedrunners
They are so fucking woke
They know how to make anything seem professional
Turn anything into a speedrun with fancy words
still trying for a sub 125 in choppy orc
ok its time for sub 0 in uphill
i got a 127.314 the other day
idk how to save 2 and a half seconds
what is that game
i dont like links
^ full screened autosplit version of it
its a link by a player of the game
they iframed the kong game and made it fullscreen and added an auto splitter
uh
u can fullscreen on kong too
thats not the point
theres an auto splitter
15 levels, 2 chests on each, use your axe to go places
the wr is 1:58 seconds
is sub 0 possible
on choppy ?
on uphill
or uphill
yes
maybe if i glitch the timer somehow
just edit funny's code
like... i wait 158714812948219071982714 years
for it to go negative
pm funny and grab his stencyl file
i dont have stencyl
i do
but i dont use it
its shite
is it free
Buy it for a million dollars
yeah
use unity
I wanna make a stencyl game :)
then do it?
Unity is hard
everyone says that but nobody ever makes a game
unity is hard asf
but who cares
its not liek the game you make is super hard to code anyway
you can just download a library for the script you need
That's why I'm starting with other engines first
