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pallid iron
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for info on shit

winged sigil
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yes, sadly you'll need to wait for the update

pallid iron
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ah shit

winged sigil
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which'll hopefully be soon

pallid iron
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i just came back from 7k hours gone

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lol

golden ivy
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illegal

autumn copper
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Good Afternoon.

blissful raven
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I was in ask questions channel wondering why everyone was asking about idle skilling

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smh

snow hedge
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lol

blissful raven
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sometimes I end up there thinking its general chat

golden ivy
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how to get 100 ap

blissful raven
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idk anymore

golden ivy
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where is rebirth

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how to play

snow hedge
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what is rep

blissful raven
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!reps

raw folioBOT
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Reps is short for repetitions -- or 1 complete cycle of an action. For example, benching the weights up and down, or doing a full push up. Every time a rep is done, you gain H20 and a chance of Skill exp (like attack/str/endurance). Rep speed is shown in reps per minute. It's the number next to the green arrow!
Rep speed smithing items only affect the 20 skillers on the Train screen.

snow hedge
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when is update

blissful raven
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!update

raw folioBOT
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All the expansions to old content are locked behind construction upgrades.
This includes: New Flowers / Potions/ Crops etc

snow hedge
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whwre is christmals gift

golden ivy
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how to play new update

blissful raven
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!christmas

snow hedge
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gow ro spel

golden ivy
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where is potion

winged sigil
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when is potion

snow hedge
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hi

golden ivy
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what channel is this

blissful raven
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heyyy klotz ;)

snow hedge
blissful raven
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klots is sexiest german in server

snow hedge
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probably true

golden ivy
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๐Ÿฆ 

snow hedge
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this is an insult

golden ivy
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no

blissful raven
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klotz i planted you in my game

golden ivy
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ger man = cold man = cool man

blissful raven
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"chocolate bars"

golden ivy
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german = ๐Ÿฆ 

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it has 2 sides

snow hedge
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germ man

blissful raven
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you should explain the joke to lava some time

golden ivy
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no

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i need my 750 gems

snow hedge
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pawn where is your ingame reference

blissful raven
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im the rooke

golden ivy
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hi the rooke

snow hedge
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no you're pawn

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not rooke

blissful raven
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chess confuses lava

snow hedge
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chess is hard you know

blissful raven
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and I don't play chess anyway

golden ivy
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easy*

blissful raven
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chy doesn't have an in game reference

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we are the cool kids

kind rover
blissful raven
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lol no 8th caver

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look at this nub

burnt pecan
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^

kind rover
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I'll be doing another night of auto clicking learning perks later

burnt pecan
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smh

snow hedge
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look at these numbers exploit

kind rover
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Shhhh klotz don't hurt my feels

golden ivy
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ur exploits dont matter to me3

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i see no numbers

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i see cheats

burnt pecan
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imagine only being on red speed smh

golden ivy
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smh

kind rover
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I get level 18 learning on eac 25ms auto click

burnt pecan
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We are all in blue already meteor

blissful raven
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do you ever get any red heads

burnt pecan
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come on

kind rover
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If I can reach level 20 I get +15 across the board

blissful raven
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apparently not lol

kind rover
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Nah the last 2 bags aren't in alpha v3 or you need to time travel, idk which

blissful raven
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oh you're v3

golden ivy
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i need help

blissful raven
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makes sense

golden ivy
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how get help

burnt pecan
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help

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there

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take it

golden ivy
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no

blissful raven
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v3 does not have good construction available to it

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you gotta update

pallid iron
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where do i get this?

golden ivy
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i need help on how to get help

blissful raven
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my v3 perks were good enough

golden ivy
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smithing

pallid iron
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asylum shit

golden ivy
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no funny

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buy me that game

blissful raven
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also how tf do you not have the last digger

snow hedge
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play uphilm
l instead

blissful raven
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I unlocked that guy specifically to upgrade him in v3

kind rover
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I didn't auto click spelunking so my levels are manual

golden ivy
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funny play my game

blissful raven
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we established day 1 auto clickers are necessary

burnt pecan
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very cool funny

kind rover
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And while construction is slow, Im only missing the red skull upgrade.

burnt pecan
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thank you for the info

golden ivy
burnt pecan
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upgrades*

odd pivot
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Does pro rifts and pink soul reset?

snow hedge
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no

golden ivy
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above is ban

snow hedge
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are you affiliated with this site

kind rover
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Wow advertising other games I'm banning your ass

golden ivy
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hi in fact not

burnt pecan
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okay, im leaving to play beat saber lol

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its such a great game

golden ivy
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ok so i made a game uh

kind rover
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Magnum post the funny lucky abuse pic

golden ivy
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where you jump

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and fall

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and die

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and rage

snow hedge
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funny are you drunk

burnt pecan
kind rover
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Lol I gotta save this Pic thx

golden ivy
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hi not drunk

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im nut

snow hedge
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no vodka on new years eve im russia?

burnt pecan
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youre drunk funny, go home

golden ivy
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but you are drunk

void spade
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Hi home, I'm kuaka

golden ivy
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hi home

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im nut

burnt pecan
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2019 is better year

golden ivy
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hi kuaka

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im nut

blissful raven
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dudes

golden ivy
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no u

kind rover
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Did seph start playing again since the update

golden ivy
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no

burnt pecan
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lol

golden ivy
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block funny

void spade
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Funny when is uphill 3.0 coming out

golden ivy
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and disconnect

blissful raven
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seph isnt here

snow hedge
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who doesn't know fireworks

golden ivy
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update uphill

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just make it as hard as possible

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no

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u are

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or i eat u

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i like game

snow hedge
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uphill hardmode when

void spade
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Seph was here for a little bit and then something didn't get implemented that he wanted and he said "see you in 3 months lol" and i haven't seen him since

golden ivy
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i have a question funny.

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why the fuck can i not speed up when walljumping anymore?

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:((((((((

kind rover
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What did he want implemented?

golden ivy
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remove the 0.1 sec grazing thing

void spade
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I don't remember

golden ivy
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it broke it

blissful raven
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nudes

golden ivy
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i dont even need that

void spade
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Lemme try to find it

golden ivy
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be pro gamer

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or be noob gamer and leave

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yes it worked before

kind rover
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Lmao p4wn

golden ivy
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i need to speed up

snow hedge
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uphill nude mod when

void spade
golden ivy
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to get my 150 time

blissful raven
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yeah we need like at least up to 5k perk points spending

kind rover
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Oh yeah, that. Lava said it was because he doesn't know where people are at with prestige points so he didn't want anyone getting overpowered

burnt pecan
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^

blissful raven
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uh

snow hedge
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what

void spade
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I've got uhhhhh hella

golden ivy
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btw i was abusing the shit out of wall jump speed

blissful raven
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well now that tunneling is a thing its basically unlimited

golden ivy
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to do some speedrun stuff :))

burnt pecan
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wtf r u on about nut

golden ivy
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like

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i skipped the entire lvl 14

void spade
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Uphill

golden ivy
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with the speed from walljump

burnt pecan
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never heard of it

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lmao

void spade
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We've built a small speedrun community for it

blissful raven
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my next rebirth is going to be massive amounts of perk points

void spade
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Me nut and Chy

snow hedge
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it's funnys game

blissful raven
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just all the perk points

burnt pecan
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o

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is it on kong?

snow hedge
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yes

golden ivy
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fix it!

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good

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i know

void spade
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New uphill update!

golden ivy
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i have 200 iq

kind rover
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I'd rebirth if it weren't for the fact that I'd lose my 1.94m smithing stuff and even then my fishing overflows into 0.

golden ivy
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i can skip lvl 14 again? :D

blissful raven
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left it in ๐Ÿ˜

golden ivy
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fuck that little ledge

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who even uses it

snow hedge
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new smithing items don't get reset

void spade
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Nut what are you gonna name lvl 14 skip

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It needs a good trick name

golden ivy
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idk

blissful raven
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I think everyones fishing overflows at zero these days

kind rover
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Oh he put that in the official version nice

void spade
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What about Nut Jump

blissful raven
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idk I'll have to see

golden ivy
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ok

kind rover
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Thought it was for the future

golden ivy
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sure

blissful raven
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I was hoping I'd loop around by upgrading fishing more but that didn't work

kind rover
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But yeah so I'm basically still gonna overflow my cash and fishing into being unusable again...

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Even without the crusade equips they overflow

burnt pecan
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ew

golden ivy
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ok i forgot to update my leaderboard score

burnt pecan
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w is jump

golden ivy
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and i have to do it again

burnt pecan
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not space

golden ivy
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fuck

blissful raven
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man I don't want to skip the fishing smiths

golden ivy
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magnum

blissful raven
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thats not cool

golden ivy
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who uses space for jump?

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lol

blissful raven
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meteor can you just remove your cards

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and tinkering

kind rover
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Tried no cards and equips, still happens hahaha

blissful raven
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I haven't tried that, but idk if it stops after you've overflowed

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I doubt it

kind rover
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Also my fishing is perma broke since it all became 0, not just x0, literally just 0, so it's broke

foggy thorn
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what

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have you tried turning it off and on?

kind rover
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My cash overflow hit a point where it resets to 6 star cash if I restart the game, but even without cards and gear I still overflow

blissful raven
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add it to #_

kind rover
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I'm too powerful, we need like 10000 stars

blissful raven
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lava is fixing all bugs in there in 1 week

kind rover
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He's aware but I'm the only one with so many broken things, he's gonna have to address these soon anyway since regular players are approaching the same issues

void spade
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I wonder how many new bugs we'll get

kind rover
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Also stars cover too much of the screen

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If we had a voice chat we could probably convince him in a jiffy to work on the problem

blissful raven
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there you go meteor, funny fixed it

kind rover
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Thx lucky

void spade
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Yesss new uphill update

kind rover
burnt pecan
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I use space for jump

golden ivy
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yesssssssss

burnt pecan
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cause its better

golden ivy
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add hard mode

kind rover
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Magnum what's your actual teehee

golden ivy
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and separate leaderboard for hardmore

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yes.

burnt pecan
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52

kind rover
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Oh so you're close to infinity

blissful raven
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idk where you guys are getting damage

burnt pecan
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kilowat

kind rover
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Well actually you still need lots of damage to do that

blissful raven
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oh if its kilowat I will be there very soon

kind rover
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Since I hit max damage I can go to infinity

pearl oak
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oh damn

burnt pecan
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???

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what do

foggy thorn
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die

void spade
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Just jump

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Lol

burnt pecan
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obviously

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my b

fading copper
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This discord is peak autism

blissful raven
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wow just jumped up to teehee 30 from 16 with 1 point in kilowater

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jeez

void spade
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Bidoof ur an idiot

blissful raven
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op

fading copper
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Awh, wittle baby still mad I made him look like a fool earlier

void spade
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Stupid dumb stinky bidoof

kind rover
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I can only imagine my true damage with these spelunker perks on top of my already maxed out damage

blissful raven
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you don't get money from irs

void spade
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Funny add in mtx

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I'll buy em

fading copper
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Wittle tiny lissencephaly brain trying so hard to insult me

foggy thorn
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should we just mute him

kind rover
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Sure

void spade
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Ur just mad cause bidoof is only good as an HM slave smh

blissful raven
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yeah kauka wtf

long glen
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P4wn, not very impressive. Only the first few Teehees have crazy health scaling.

blissful raven
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I wasn't saying it was impressive >_>

kind rover
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Chyro trying to downplay your monumental achievement

golden ivy
blissful raven
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yeah chy is jelly

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hes only at teehee 2

kind rover
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Chy wishes he was stronk

void spade
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Actually i do funny

golden ivy
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164 time

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get noob

void spade
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Just send me ur social security number

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I'll get you set up

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Cmon man I can't lie, it's against the irs rules

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Oh

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Send me your uh, other country important number

long glen
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Yeah, I dream about not being at damage cap sometimes. It's lonely at the top, and nobody understands. Kappa

void spade
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Yeah that

kind rover
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Damn son it's like you speak my language

void spade
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Guys bidoof is bullying me via dm

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:(

golden ivy
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funny did u update it yet

kind rover
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Block him

golden ivy
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ok

blissful raven
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I am curious what the point of doing these booster upgrades is

golden ivy
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wait

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1 more run on v2

blissful raven
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besides giving lava money

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chances for more boosters is still kinda not good

kind rover
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You get to brag about having 30k boosts like me hahaha

foggy thorn
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just say yes to everything

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I work for the irs

kind rover
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Funny I recommend googling this, none of us know

foggy thorn
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dammit

void spade
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It's for chapter 3 purposes. I recommend skipping chapter 3

autumn copper
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Do you really Kuaka?

void spade
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Ez Clap

foggy thorn
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no lol

blissful raven
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kauka already owns ur body

foggy thorn
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the irs wouldn't hire someone as dumb as me

blissful raven
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sexist

foggy thorn
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no

golden ivy
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ok i failed

blissful raven
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i saw what u said

foggy thorn
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u suck lol

kind rover
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Lol wish I took a ss

foggy thorn
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also chy I didn't get the pet

long glen
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They probably would, kuaka. You'd be stuck in a low-level desk job, but they'd hire you!

golden ivy
foggy thorn
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wowowwow

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v2.0.1

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whens 2.0.2

long glen
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Which one?

foggy thorn
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dude you take too long to release updates

golden ivy
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๐Ÿ˜Ž

autumn copper
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Spotify has become addicting.

golden ivy
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i will reduce it to 150

void spade
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I gotta hop on the worl reccy grind

long glen
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It only took several months. hahaha

odd pivot
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How are you supposed to use the new crusade mats

foggy thorn
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construction

blissful raven
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use them

odd pivot
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Do you need a construction upgrade for that

blissful raven
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no

odd pivot
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I unlocked the new bosses

foggy thorn
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yes

odd pivot
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Am I supposed to unlock the new tinkering

blissful raven
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they just are used in tings

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not in tinkering

foggy thorn
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construction

odd pivot
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Oh

blissful raven
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tinkering doesn't use that stuff

odd pivot
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Oh

foggy thorn
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it does

odd pivot
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Okay

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What now

blissful raven
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where

odd pivot
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What

blissful raven
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dont lie kauka

foggy thorn
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your a nerd so you wouldn't know

odd pivot
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When

foggy thorn
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right here there's a button when you unlock the upgrade

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and it uses the new mats

blissful raven
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oh are those the new mats

odd pivot
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So I can't use it now

blissful raven
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I have never paid attention

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I thought they were free

odd pivot
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So I need a separate upgrade for this

blissful raven
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well, there you go

odd pivot
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That's dumb

void spade
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Oh fuck

odd pivot
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Another question

blissful raven
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geralt of fuck

odd pivot
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I need 3 upgrade to be able to brew the new pots is that correct?

blissful raven
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uh

foggy thorn
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yes

void spade
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You need new flowers, new crops, and new potions

odd pivot
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That's just so dumb

blissful raven
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thats how its always worked

void spade
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How else are you supposed to do it

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Putting new crops, flowers, and potions in same upgrade would be opop

golden ivy
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funny i have question

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why cant i gain speed when jumping off a wall now

void spade
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New update when?

odd pivot
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Imagine buying a machine and then buying a metal plate because that machine is missing it and that's intentional

blissful raven
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ok

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now what

golden ivy
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update when?

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i think lvl 5 skip was possible before

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u could skip half of the stage

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omg i found lvl 4 thing

blissful raven
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?

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!

void spade
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I knew that would be possible

golden ivy
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very easy

void spade
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Good job nut

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Lvl 4 Nut Jump has been found

golden ivy
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let me see if lvl 5 skip can still be done

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yes

burnt pecan
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yea

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i did that

golden ivy
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how

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i cant seem to get it now

burnt pecan
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wall kick

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the momentum is weird

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also 14:19

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lmao

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ez

golden ivy
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it doesnt allow wall kick anymore

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thats why it was easy before

burnt pecan
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yea

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lmao

void spade
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Yea

golden ivy
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ok lvl 5 skip not possible anymore

burnt pecan
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can still do that one in the gif tho

golden ivy
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omg

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lvl 14 skip is so hard now

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definitely possible

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yup

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Hi

void spade
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Hi

golden ivy
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iH Hi iH Hi

void spade
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Bye

golden ivy
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Bye

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ok

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its time for 150 speedrun

burnt pecan
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shortened to 5:29

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still shit tho

long glen
golden ivy
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What game?

long glen
golden ivy
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i will beat that

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The only game I speedrun on Kong is choppy orc

remote meadow
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Games like that make me wish you could TAS browser games

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Imagine

golden ivy
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Just ask funny for a download of the game

safe isle
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how do i beat level 2

remote meadow
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I won't have desktop access for two days lol

safe isle
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woa

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fancy

burnt pecan
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what skips are there?

void spade
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There's the lvl 4 Nut Jump

burnt pecan
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i know the one for 14, 15, and the level with the spike pillar early on

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yea

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probably level 4

safe isle
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how many levels are there

burnt pecan
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15

golden ivy
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magnum

burnt pecan
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i just want sub 3 and ill be happy

golden ivy
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do u really know the one for 14?

burnt pecan
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going under the platform?

golden ivy
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yes

burnt pecan
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yea

golden ivy
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it saves a few sec

burnt pecan
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thats how i thought u were supposed to do it lmao

golden ivy
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really risky tho

burnt pecan
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i did it first ry

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try

golden ivy
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wtf

burnt pecan
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youtube

void spade
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Nice

golden ivy
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u caught onto that really small ledge?

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first try?!

burnt pecan
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yes

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lmao

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im a gamer

golden ivy
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the one thats like 2-3px wide

void spade
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Shout-out to Seto for supporting their patreon

golden ivy
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not the big one

burnt pecan
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yes

golden ivy
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wow

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hack

burnt pecan
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no

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u hax

golden ivy
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me pro

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ur pfp is hackerman

burnt pecan
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so only 4, 14, and 15 have skips?

golden ivy
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i think

burnt pecan
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kool

golden ivy
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funny did u find a way to do the lvl 5 one again

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why are u so happy

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ah ok

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u got sub 150

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?

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Funny if I can get a sub 120 will you love me?

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I learned alot from my speedrunning days

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Ima do it

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Is it possible?

burnt pecan
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also, there is a possible skip for level 8(?) where you can land on the corners of the blocks with spikes at the bottom

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that would be a bunch of pixel-precise jumps tho

golden ivy
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Funny

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sub 120

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not possible

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let me try magnum

woven apex
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Tas Uphill speedrun

golden ivy
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no.

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ok lvl 8 has no skip

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recode

woven apex
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Just code it lmao

golden ivy
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why different jump heights

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u said they were bad

woven apex
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Ur awesome

golden ivy
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i have question whats lvl 15 skip

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am i doing it or do i not know about it

burnt pecan
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Balloon

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at the beginning

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you can skip first jump

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also, ive found skips for 6 and 7 with the fucky balloon momentum

golden ivy
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oh

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yes

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how

burnt pecan
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im not sure tbh lmao

golden ivy
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i know u can boost urself all the way on lvl 6

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and 7

burnt pecan
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yea

golden ivy
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are those the skips

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oh ok

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they're easy

burnt pecan
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i consider those ones

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yea

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still skips

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lol

golden ivy
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funny ur game is pretty kewl

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i dont think they are skips

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way too easy

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and they allign perfectly

burnt pecan
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fuck

#

3 min 2

#

im trying to get that wrap around on stage 10

#

to shave off a second

golden ivy
#

k i give up the lvl 14 skip

#

it has to be perfect i guess

#

if i wanna go for sub 140 i will include it

burnt pecan
#

can u not do it?

#

lol

#

also is sub 140 1:40 or 140 sec?

golden ivy
#

theres a lvl 5 skip

#

140 sec

burnt pecan
#

k

#

wait whats the skip

golden ivy
#

1:40 is impossible

burnt pecan
#

the jump to end?

golden ivy
#

it only saves like 0.5s

#

no

burnt pecan
#

o

golden ivy
#

whats up with my name

#

its not !Brayden anymore

#

u fall down there

#

to get a higher jump

teal mortar
#

That feeling when it takes forever to rebirth because of backdoor bog ๐Ÿ˜ฆ

golden ivy
#

wait

#

why does uphill say "made with stencyl" in the corner

#

idle doesn't say that

long glen
golden ivy
#

hi done.

#

im nut

#

hi done im bray

long glen
#

Imagine only having a single joke.

golden ivy
#

ikr

#

ikr

#

omg i found a glitch

burnt pecan
#

2:46

golden ivy
#

gg

burnt pecan
#

fuck

#

I thought i was getting close

#

lol

vale flicker
#

Hi

golden ivy
#

OMG

vale flicker
#

Woah

#

It wasn't a fever dream

golden ivy
#

i can get sub 15

vale flicker
#

Apparently I did talk here

#

Which is why I'm blue

golden ivy
#

im gonna destroy chy's time if this works

vale flicker
#

If you read anything I said whilst deadly intoxicated

#

You best not be telling anyone

#

Or I'll shove a pachinko skin up your ass

burnt pecan
#

bruh

#

my game tabbed out

#

ffs

tropic mica
#

When you leave your laptop on FunnyLucky's post in #best-suggestions-โœ… and come back to "Happy new Decade" pixel-burned into your laptop screen

golden ivy
#

OMG IT WORKS

#

new goal is sub 15

burnt pecan
#

how

long glen
#

Reset during death animation?

burnt pecan
#

tf

golden ivy
#

Yeees

burnt pecan
#

o

#

lol

golden ivy
#

wtf

long glen
#

Yeah, I was wondering if you could reset and then hit the final flag. Didn't try though because I wanted my leaderboard score to be legit.

golden ivy
#

ok so how

#

Oh i see

#

ok too late now

#

so i actually have to finish the game

#

it auto updates

#

so now the speedrun is: who does lvl 15 the fastest

#

no nut

#

this is glitchess category

long glen
#

Gonna report you to Kongregate, you'll get leaderboard banned. ๐Ÿ˜

golden ivy
#

if you wanna glitch you get your own category

#

also how to level 4?

#

its hard

vale flicker
#

Basic platforming videogames, my dear brayx

#

Just get good

#

Nothing to it

long glen
#

Well, you can either do it the intended way and go below the first pillar, up onto the top platform, then carefully position yourself just below the top spikes on the right side of second pillar and jump.
Or you could git gud, use walljump acceleration to jump over the first pillar, and not worry about positioning and just do it!

burnt pecan
golden ivy
burnt pecan
#

submission for any%

#

lmao

vale flicker
#

What

golden ivy
#

i got the perfect time

burnt pecan
#

u didnt play the game then

vale flicker
burnt pecan
#

not legit

#

hacked

golden ivy
#

it was legit

#

no nut

#

you glitched

#

i had to go through 15 lvls

vale flicker
#

Video it

golden ivy
#

to get it

#

its any%

vale flicker
#

Record it

#

Now

burnt pecan
#

^

golden ivy
#

u just reset while u get the last flag

#

easy

burnt pecan
#

lmao

golden ivy
#

nut thats not how speedruns work

burnt pecan
#

^

golden ivy
#

try it urself

#

ok well

#

any% doesn't mean you reset the clock at the end

burnt pecan
#

its from start to end

vale flicker
#

That's not how speedrun work at all

burnt pecan
#

u cant use game clock then

vale flicker
golden ivy
#

yeah

burnt pecan
#

jave to use own timer

golden ivy
#

no

#

game clock

burnt pecan
#

ye

golden ivy
#

but no 0:00

#

officially we are now using our own timers

burnt pecan
#

^

golden ivy
#

Nut its your fault

vale flicker
#

Own timers now

#

You suck

golden ivy
#

ok where to get timer

long glen
#

Now we have do use real time for our world rekkord runs, and it's all Nut's fault. angryuganda

golden ivy
#

๐Ÿ˜Ž

vale flicker
#

Look up speedrun clock

golden ivy
#

ill get 2:20

burnt pecan
#

Whats a good timer to use, lol

vale flicker
#

Rig it to start when you begin moving

burnt pecan
#

live split

golden ivy
#

it doesnt even matter anywaY

#

uphill speedrun 100% glitchless livestream

#

the game is too slow to have fun speedrunning it

vale flicker
#

15 seconds

#

Too slow

golden ivy
#

or the any% one for only level 15

burnt pecan
#

its not

#

its speedy

golden ivy
#

lmao nah

burnt pecan
#

thats level15%

#

not any%

golden ivy
#

or the no% one for 0:00 time

#

because of the plain its designed on, movement barely matters

vale flicker
#

As someone who runs 120 star Mario 64

#

This game is super fucking fast

golden ivy
#

somebody will have a perfect run that is unbeatable without glitches and it will never be beaten

#

me

#

no

#

i like pixels

#

everybody

#

i like doing pixels

vale flicker
#

Until someone shavs another few seconds

golden ivy
#

you will all find a way to have really good / perfect movement

burnt pecan
#

theres a lot of skips

vale flicker
#

Happens every time

burnt pecan
#

and precise jumps

golden ivy
#

yeah

burnt pecan
#

that can vary a runners time

golden ivy
#

yes magnum there are

#

no

vale flicker
#

Has anyone TASed it yet?

burnt pecan
#

no

golden ivy
#

no

vale flicker
#

Maybe I'll just do that then

golden ivy
#

imagine if theres a wall clip glitch

vale flicker
#

I can become a world famous TAS

golden ivy
#

you guys dont understand: The game is designed on a plain with minimal variation in stencyl

vale flicker
#

Because I found a game breaking glitch

#

Yeah

#

Your point?

golden ivy
#

Eventually you will all be good enough to get perfect movement

burnt pecan
#

no

vale flicker
#

Nope

golden ivy
#

yes\

burnt pecan
#

wallkicks vary heavily

golden ivy
#

nop

vale flicker
#

That's not how speedruns works

golden ivy
#

no

frail cedar
#

Did someone say

backwards long jump

vale flicker
#

Have you ever actually speedrun anything

burnt pecan
#

all speedruns would fall in that category then bray

golden ivy
#

ok so

long glen
#

Wahoo, wahoo, w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-

golden ivy
#

the lvl15% speedrun can be done with no "your clock lol"

burnt pecan
#

lmao

frail cedar
#

universe tearing sound

vale flicker
#

INTENSE WOOSHING SOUNDS

steep thunder
#

Ho fuck don't blg into me

golden ivy
#

bc if u do the reset at the flag its going to be around 0:00 time

#

You guys got really defensive when I mentioned the movement precision

#

eek

#

but if u only do lvl 15 it can be 0:15

#

but not 0:00

vale flicker
#

O O F Mario says as he hits a wall

frail cedar
#

i am already 4 parallel universes ahead of you

vale flicker
#

^

long glen
#

How many hours have you built up speed, Ashley?

golden ivy
#

I've seen it happen in other games, you will all eventually have the same route, same strat, same tricks and will all be competing for precision

long glen
#

Did you remember to position your scuttlebug correctly?

vale flicker
#

People said this shit for speedrunning way back in the days brayx

golden ivy
#

it will be fun to watch ngl

vale flicker
#

Most people understand how it works now

steep thunder
#

Now every time i hear a blj i just have the picture of Speedrunner Mario clapping Melee Fox's face with his ass

golden ivy
#

It happens in alot of flash games like this one

vale flicker
#

Parallel FUCKING UNIVERSES

golden ivy
#

its a compition for precision in the long run

vale flicker
#

ON A DECADE+ OLD GAME

golden ivy
#

its fun to watch so im happyy

vale flicker
#

Yeah

golden ivy
#

and like 90 wr get set per day

vale flicker
#

Alright brayx

golden ivy
#

its fun

frail cedar
#

I was building up speed 12 hours before this conversation even began

golden ivy
#

lmao trapped why do you deny it?

#

ok so i did the meat boy game impossible badge 2 hours ago

#

u guys should try

#

its very easy really

vale flicker
#

I'm not gonna amuse you any longer, you're obviously baiting

golden ivy
#

probably the easiest impossible badge on kong

long glen
#

You fool, you cannot pass me! I've been building speed since the day I was born!

golden ivy
#

me?

vale flicker
golden ivy
#

why the fuck is chat always so toxic

#

im pointing out an obvious speedrun pattern in most flash games

burnt pecan
#

thats a pattern in legit any game that doesnt involve some sort of AI that has rng

frail cedar
#

Ha, chyr, I laugh at your meager speeds. My quarter steps will far surpass any 1 frame ledge grabs you could muster

golden ivy
#

no magnum

vale flicker
#

People are still finding new skips in Riddle School, and that's one of the oldest flash games

golden ivy
#

you will all find the fastest route and fastest strat. no?

vale flicker
#

With multiple iterations over the decades

golden ivy
#

riddle school is has 9x as many variables

#

Trapped, have I hit a nerve or something? you seem a bit triggered that im pointing this out

burnt pecan
#

so super meat boy speedruns arent actually cool

long glen
#

I think you're confusing popular games with active playerbases with "most flash games". Uphill has like 400 plays total after several months and none of us care enough to practice for hours on end.

golden ivy
#

magnum

#

playerbase has nothing to do with speedrunning the game

vale flicker
#

What

golden ivy
#

buy me super meat boy

#

unless you're suggesting that players controll the game

frail cedar
#

Yo fr tho I've been trying to speedrun super meat boy for a while

golden ivy
#

in any which way

vale flicker
#

That right there is just incorrect

golden ivy
#

i wanna speedrun it

#

its on sale

#

Ima say what I said earlier again so you understand what Im saying

vale flicker
#

Less people=less speedruns=less glitches/skips discovered=longer speedruns=less enjoyment=less people

#

Get it

golden ivy
vale flicker
#

You need players

golden ivy
#

i can move these things on the type thing

vale flicker
golden ivy
#

At a point, your runs are no longer multiple seconds apart from each other but milli seconds

#

thats it

#

simple

burnt pecan
#

super meat boy has 0 rng manipulation

long glen
#

I tried SMB maybe two years ago, controls felt too floaty.

burnt pecan
#

so its just finding the fastest route

golden ivy
#

they can go off the bar!!!!

vale flicker
#

Yeah I don't like SMB

golden ivy
#

smb is bad

vale flicker
#

Prefer my 120 star Mario64

burnt pecan
#

yes

vale flicker
golden ivy
#

i perfer my uphill 0s

#

but i would like to try super meat boy

#

lol that reminds me of the skip in choppy orc

burnt pecan
#

have you done the 982 star run boirb?

vale flicker
#

Uh

#

What

#

what

burnt pecan
#

lol

golden ivy
#

i did the 1000 star one

burnt pecan
#

Its a speedrun

golden ivy
#

took like 12 hour

burnt pecan
#

of every mario game that has stars

vale flicker
#

What in the fuck

burnt pecan
#

lmao

vale flicker
#

That sounds like hell

golden ivy
#

sumer mario maker 1 and 2

vale flicker
#

Why would you ever

golden ivy
#

it can have stars

#

wow

#

the speedrun would take infinite years to finish

long glen
#

By the twelve hour mark I might have finished Bob-omb Battlefield. hahaha

golden ivy
#

soooo... nope

burnt pecan
#

heres an article

vale flicker
#

Jesus

golden ivy
#

25h?

burnt pecan
vale flicker
#

Why would someone sink 25h into a speedrun category that doesn't exist yet

void spade
#

There's a speedrun that takes several IRL days because of how an item works

golden ivy
#

lmao

vale flicker
#

What the fuck

void spade
#

It takes IRL days to turn into another item

vale flicker
#

I understand like

golden ivy
#

i think we all know about that one

burnt pecan
#

theres a bigger one to prettys ure

vale flicker
#

Prince of Persia runs

#

Those ones can get long

golden ivy
#

isnt there a 350h one?

#

350h?

vale flicker
#

But they have an active speedrunning community

golden ivy
#

yes

#

that would kill me

vale flicker
#

What

#

No

golden ivy
#

350h speedrun

vale flicker
#

That would kill someone

#

That's not even a speedrun

golden ivy
#

people sleep while doing it

vale flicker
#

At that point

frail cedar
#

How long does a run have to be before it's not called speed anymore

#

Lmao

vale flicker
#

You lose the title of speedrun

golden ivy
#

welll technically its still faster than playing all the base games

#

so speeeeeed

vale flicker
#

That's just a videogame challenge at that point

golden ivy
#

yeah

#

true

#

playing a game normally can be a speedrun

long glen
#

It's relative. If your average person takes a thousand hours to finish even when knowing everything and you can do it in five hundred, it's a speedrun.

vale flicker
#

Like living off fucking smoothies for a month

burnt pecan
#

minecraft ps4 has an achievement for playing 100 days

void spade
#

Baten Kaitos is the 350 hour run

golden ivy
#

lmao

burnt pecan
#

so a 100% achievement category would be at leaset 100 days long

golden ivy
#

I have 100 days worth of minecraft hours

vale flicker
#

I'm gonna live off less smoothies than you

#

I'm already down to 113

golden ivy
#

I have 120 days worth of hours

vale flicker
#

speedrunner be like

golden ivy
#

but thats it

vale flicker
#

YEAH WELL I'M DOWN TO 53

golden ivy
#

i got sub 52

#

i stopped counting after 2500 hours

frail cedar
#

Hello Youtube, my name is assface and today I'm gonna be attempting a sub- 2000 hour run of the dark souls lvl 1 no weapon full series run

golden ivy
#

get noob

vale flicker
#

Like Jesus fuck

void spade
#

Baren Kaitos takes so long because there's an item that takes 336 IRL hours to transform into a different item

burnt pecan
#

animal crossing 100% is 22hrs long

#

lmao

golden ivy
#

thats it?

burnt pecan
#

ik

golden ivy
#

I have 456 hours on stardew valley

#

so yeeeet

burnt pecan
#

wait

golden ivy
#

yes?

#

the shortest speedrun isnt that point and click game anymore

#

its uphill 0s

burnt pecan
#

LMAO

vale flicker
#

Stardew valley is fast now

#

We have alot of glitches

golden ivy
#

yeah thats a good run

clever shoal
#

Man, I wish this game was open source

golden ivy
#

I have 456 hours because I played the game

#

I didnt speed it

clever shoal
#

I would love to develop parts of it

burnt pecan
#

theres a speedrun for having sex in stardew

#

lmao

clever shoal
#

LOL

golden ivy
#

yes

#

wtf

#

I have sex in stardew all the time

frail cedar
#

One of the most impressive speed runs I've ever seen was the super Mario world 1-2 only speedrun

golden ivy
#

with, Penny, Abigaile, Haley

long glen
#

Yeah, just name yourself {479} or something and start with infinite monies and the best tools. hahaha

golden ivy
#

yes item ids

frail cedar
#

Or name your cat that

#

Lmao

golden ivy
#

if you put an item id incased in [] you get the item

burnt pecan
#

but have you seen...

golden ivy
#

but it works for any name that you or an npc says

#

name ur cat the best item id

#

[144]

#

144 is treasure chest

vale flicker
#

I got a sub 14h American dad speedrun

golden ivy
#

or stardrop?

#

idk

vale flicker
#

I know you all don't believe me

#

But it happened

frail cedar
#

I thought gem berries were the best

golden ivy
#

I watched a youtube video about the american dad speedrun

#

its so dumb

burnt pecan
#

lmao

vale flicker
#

I love it

#

It's the greatest Meta shitpost from speedrunners

#

They are so fucking woke

#

They know how to make anything seem professional

#

Turn anything into a speedrun with fancy words

golden ivy
#

still trying for a sub 125 in choppy orc

#

ok its time for sub 0 in uphill

#

i got a 127.314 the other day

#

idk how to save 2 and a half seconds

#

what is that game

#

i dont like links

#

^ full screened autosplit version of it

#

its a link by a player of the game

#

they iframed the kong game and made it fullscreen and added an auto splitter

#

uh

#

u can fullscreen on kong too

#

thats not the point

#

theres an auto splitter

#

15 levels, 2 chests on each, use your axe to go places

#

the wr is 1:58 seconds

#

is sub 0 possible

#

on choppy ?

#

on uphill

#

or uphill

#

yes

#

maybe if i glitch the timer somehow

#

just edit funny's code

#

like... i wait 158714812948219071982714 years

#

for it to go negative

#

pm funny and grab his stencyl file

#

i dont have stencyl

#

i do

#

but i dont use it

#

its shite

#

is it free

woven apex
#

Buy it for a million dollars

golden ivy
#

yeah

woven apex
#

I'm trying to work out how the heck Stencyl works

#

Not really successful so far

golden ivy
#

why?

#

its bad

#

use unity

#

like a real man

woven apex
#

It's better than Construct 2

#

Which I used before

golden ivy
#

use unity

void spade
#

I wanna make a stencyl game :)

golden ivy
#

then do it?

woven apex
#

Unity is hard

golden ivy
#

everyone says that but nobody ever makes a game

#

unity is hard asf

#

but who cares

#

its not liek the game you make is super hard to code anyway

#

you can just download a library for the script you need

woven apex
#

That's why I'm starting with other engines first

golden ivy
#

I did 0 coding on my first game

#

other engines are utter trash