#off-topic-chat
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Next week
Asylum kill is more frequent cause it's easier to get keys compared to tickets
Yes
Discord uh kill
Ssshhh
The time I got bosskill was
Yes we do
I don't
MEE6 bugged
And everyone is desperately trying to asylumkill
I don't beleive you
I already used mine
With no response from mee6
And I tried to bosskill
Bosskill
And got the boss role
!bosskill
TrappedBoirb, this command is disabled in this channel
Oh
#bot-commands
Ok I'm back

It was a long
Long adventure
Is anyone gonna be on discord in an hour
Yes
Maybe
Can you ping me for boss kill please
Ask the lurkers
I'll ping you when I have it
Yes
Don't take it from me
Please
Please
Please
Please
Please
Please
Please
Good
Somewhat morning
@mods ban him for spamming lol
If morning is morning
Morning is a dumb word
English is bad
I feel like I'm just making sounds
Give it up or I'll expose your kinks when you're sober
r/ihadastroke
What's a stoke
Is it when people die
I might create a reddit account just to post this lol
Hopefully
I watched someone suffer a severe stroke
I didn't call ambulance cause someone already did
Did they die
I should know this
This is important
I wanna laugh if they died
Call the guy or girl and ask if they died
Get a mirror and laugh while dying due to a stroke
No
That's gau
Gay
Gay
Gay
I'm not gay
I like girls with big
Everything
But penis
Penis bad
Cut it off then
How about futanaris?
Ha, to hear that coming from you
LOL
futa is less gay then anything else as long as its with a girl, Strange math
It's a mystery
You eeey
happy new year everybody.
So you don't have one when you're sober
guy guy 100% gay
girl girl 100% gay
guy girl 50% gay
futa girl girl only 25% gay. well 75 % if your a girl
Things work
Intoxicated: no guys pls
Sober: yes please
Your dumb
Lul
I hate you
I'm just gonna use your pfp as evidence
And say fuck you
Assuming womab
Girl and girl = 100% gay?
Shouldn't that be lesbian
Sorry but I'm a guy
lesbians are gay
Lesbianism is just homosexual for bitches that don't understand basic fucking english
They don't understand human anatomy
Funny how I'm an author and I write like a 4 year old when I'm drunk
I in many ways identify as a lesbian, I too love the pussy.
Hah
What's the name of your book?
I don't catfish people
But I'm not allowed to tell people
People catfish themselves on me
catfish?
My edititititititititititor said I can't tell people
Bless this innocent soul
bless are the people who does not know
Don't tell him
So... Your editor has a lot of tits???
๐ณ

"editititititititititor"
i forgot what discord this was so im just gonna take my leave from this, good night
Thats
Gay
Gay is cool right
But it's something I'm not
So
I'm allowed to say gay bad
Depends on which gay the person is
like how China, created 2 million new child labor in Ghana for mining jobs, so the wages was too low for the adults, and also created more than 30 new tribal wars. in just 1 year. or have taken over state owned tele communication and electricity in Gambia. bless are the people who does not know what the CCP are doing to our world.
Where
There's the normal gay person
And the "accept me as a fucking rainbow" gay person
Tl;dr china invented child labor
china, are destroying the planet, and peoples life.
Only the mainland part
only the CCP
Honhjong and tainwan not incolunded
I would like to invade a busty mainland
I mean
Wait woat
the chinese people are fine, and the country is beautiful
I had a stroke...
Value village clothes
but the CCP are shit heads.
I live in Shanghai right now
I can see the bund from my apartment.
here is a joke. What is the difference between American and Chinese politicians? in America businessmen become politics. While in China, politicians becomes businessmen.
no that is sad
with more than 100 people being billionaires in USD in the standing committee.
well my joke worked in Denmark. it falls flat here in China.
My cat
Has a dick
Well not really
I haven't seen it get a boner yet
And it's dick is too small to see
But still
My pussy has a cock
You look at your cats dick to see if it has a boner? Gay.
What
No
I haven't seen it with a boner
Yknow how dogs hump legs and stuff
Cats spray
And this cat sprays
But I haven't seen ir
I don't follow my cat to see when it sprays
So I haven't seen it's boner
wtf is the subject in here
Uhd
Drunk guy
Yes
I'll send one of my top 30 photos
One of them is hentai
Pick a number
And I'll send it in chat
Someone is sleeping on me
And my cat
Friend
Friend is petting cat
That's why he's sleeping on me
I get it
!rank
TrappedBoirb, this command is disabled in this channel
maybe you should just go to bed
#bot-commands
@vale flicker @vale flicker
Ookkkkkk
No
I'm enjoying this
It's so rare I get the have fun
I've lost so many emotions to trauma dood
So
Just chill with me
Accept the stupidity
Is anyone still lurking?
Excuse me, sir, but fun is illegal. I'll have to ban you now.
Oh
Ok
Tell kuaka
He's best mod
Pick a number
Between
1
And
30
Please
32
5
Why do U have 303 discord notifications
Fucking autoclicker, it got me banned from a test game of this game
And why did you share this chinese game
One per person
@plain cove It's not a chinese game? (If you're talking about SSL)
Naa, talking about the 1 above
Oh
Its like a stereotypical asian games design
Omnia
Mediocre: e.g. Love Live!
Good: e.g. Super Mario Odyssey
Me too
Your*
I recently get ads for fucking made in china games that take a shitty concept (e.g. bubble shooter or "block puzzle") and stick 3 random words and make that a name
You are very much being overly mean for someone's videogame preferences
Yeah
Well
Fuck you
Oooowoo
@vale flicker yo dude, im joking. Didnt mean to offend you lol
E.g. a match 3 game like bejeweled which is made in china has the name "Fruit Hero Legend" which are just 3 random words
You're*
!worn @vale flicker EZ AF
Warn*
Hey guys
Can you imagine Funny with ban perms
Lmao
we wouldn't have this discord to talk in
Help
I have only 6 RoCoins
WAIT
I GOTTA CHECK TUNNELS
OH MY GOD
I DIDNT DIG
FUCK
I WASTED ALL THAT TIME

Diiiiiiig
i came to dig dig dig dig
Morning fuckers
7 am for the win
Just saying 7am make me want to sleep xD
You can't just sleep ? x)
Well i gotta shovel first
If I have the choice I never wake up at 7am lmao
Yee. I promised my roomie I'd help her shovel her car out though, so, meh
Nah
help; looks like I lost my iOS save with the treasure update. Any way to recover or did I just "prestige" my game...?
No sir - thank you for letting me know
updating that now, thank you!
sometimes game development be that way. ๐ Save is back. Thanks dudes.
Take care!

This was on a meme about raid shadow legends
...and then there are all those stupid ads with some youtuber or some shit pretending to be all hyped about the game..
..and when three different people say the exact same lines in three separate ads.. well..
I hate ads for mobile games.. seriously.
They are mostly just stupid.
It's bad enough seeing the ad.
Currently they are running some ad with some blonde chick with a nose piercing.
That doesn't help with the ads used in mobile games ๐
Okay, lemme experiment. I'll run 10 ads in a game, and I'll post how much of them were ads for Raid: Shadow Legends.
I ran 2 yet, one of them was for a shit game but no for Raid:Shadow Legends yet
But the past two weeks it feels like I've seen the blonde chick raid shadowlegends ad a ton of times.
3rd: "EmPiReS aNd PuZzLeS"
Oh, used to get that one all the time for a while.
I swear, I used to play empires and puzzles for a while. The gameplay was mega boring, and from mails you got 5 gems, even though the cheapest thing was 150 gems.
Okay, 5/10 ads ran
2 of them were for a shit game and the last one was for fucking "wordscapes".
Like these games where you connect letters to form words existed way before that
I got that same one for empires and puzzles
Now presenting... An idle game where it says "you can get 30$ paypal for playing for 5 minutes"...
- M&M heroes, 2. Some hotel game. 3. Bud farm. 4. Star trek fleet command. 5. some puzzle game. 6. Idle planet miner (seen that one a bunch, played it for a while too). 7. Some jigsaw puzzle game. 8. There we go, raid shadowlegends with the blonde chick. 9. Shop titans (played it for a bit, got bored). 10. Some other puzzle game.
Suprisingly only one raid shadowlegends ad out of 10.
Though I suppose it depends on what ad provider the game uses.
Some are probably worse than others.
I swear that every single game uses ironSource which has playable ads but sometimes when you click on a "playable" ad, it just takes you to playstore. I hate these shitty practices.
Wow, that sucks.
Also, the playable ads that actually are playable.. are also stupid.
Like 7/10 of the ads were by ironSource
The 10th which is running now has the "iS" mark on it
Again with the blonde chick.
Okay, now I am going to run 10 more ads and post a list of what I got
AdChoices seems to be a common one.
- Adchoices (raid SL), 2. iS (some puzzle game). 3. Adchoices (Shop titans). (ran out of ads to watch in the game, switching game) 4. Ad choices (RSL) 5. Same as 4 6. Bloody same again. 7. Same. 8. Same. 9. FFS!!!! 10. Adchoices (m&m heroes)
lava should add a feature to watch ads
Imagine being limited to a single game.
- Empires and puzzles, 2. Some crappy chinese game (toon blast style), [iS] 3. An entirely black ad for absolutely nothing, it glitched [iS], 4. Some nose picking game? Wth [iS], 5. The Wizard of Oz: Magic Match (another match 3) [iS], 6. Some tile breaking game where you don't touch black [iS], 7. Empires and puzzles, 8. Tomb of the mask - coloring [iS], 9. Empires and puzzles, 10. Wordscapes [iS].
Ads with [iS] were by ironSource, literally 7/10
Rayman Adventures by Ubisoft has these ads
I need to watch 2 more ads to be able to afford a golden ticket
My first one was cave heroes, second one was.. ugh.. why did I even install this stupid game.. Idle space waifu farmer or wtf.
does anyone even play the games they find on ads
Space waifu farmer has bascially the exact same gameplay as idle miner.
No
But with boobs.
The games on ads are full of BS
- "Blockudoku". This one was by Playable Factory which has playable ads and doesn't pull BS. 12. Rise Up, a game that I once played but it turned out to be crap. iS.
I saw a game that had three different gameplays based on ads
On occasion I try a game from an ad.
Nut my mom plays gardenscapes does that count?
@tall sonnet Was that game homescapes?
You nut your mom?
Nonono
Then use punctuation
But if I'm going to try a game, the ad has to contain the actual gameplay of the game the ad is for.

You're not the boss of me
xireka thinks hes the boss of everyone
Also it's kinda scary how much time my mom dedicates to gardenscapes and candy crush
No fucking ad for homescapes is true, you're getting a match-3 game if you install it.
Like it's 90% of what she does on her phone
Also to rant about homescapes, you can use this sub: r/FuckHomescapes
Tinder
Homescapes, heh...
My mom lmao
I found my current bf on Tinder, definitely not the WORST one
Hooray! I got 2 spyglasses (tokens that reveal eggs) from watching these stupid ads
Every dating app kinda sucks ass tho
Imagine having a 3-match game where the progression does not make you want to smash your face into a wall repeatedly.
I'll ask Lava to add a 3 match game
CaNdY cRuSh SoDa SaGa
Where you cannot earn gold bars to buy boosters, you have to buy the bars with microtransactions
Okay but let's try ads by Fifa Mobile
I wish the first puzzle quest game was available for android.
FIFA mobile is by EA (that makes sense) and that game has an currency that you could earn easily before but after an update it's impossible to earn without buying it
Didn't like the sci-fi one.. that one was weird.
You can earn coins and rubies but to get FIFA points, you need to spend $$$
just do the battle pass
Battle passes are the new black.
The uh, the new what?
I mean, the battle pass in FIFA Mobile doesn't give you fifa points if you don't buy the premium one
Something something more popular.
Because black is.. cool? But the new thing is.. cooler?
Gotcha
Kind of like in Dauntless where you got the free hunt pass track and the premium track.
no
Thinking regular hunt pass/battle pass gives you some stuff. Premium one gives you more/better stuff.
Games with battle passes usually have a currency that can only be obtained through the premium tier or microtransactions
But the dauntless battle pass stuff is mostly cosmetic.
In no way I am paying $12.50 for a fucking fifa mobile battle pass
Hehe
I would rather pay $6.50 for the daily fifa point income
As I have only 386 FP that carried over to the new version
Fifa points were so fucking easy to earn
Until they changed it and made it an microtransaction-exclusive currency
The daily fifa point income gives you 500 FP upon purchase and 250 FP every day for 7 days
Ah, the not too uncommon "earn slightly more premium currency over time compared to purchasing an entire pack of the currency at once"
hmmmm
Finally hit LOTS in crusade
Wasn't expecting to get it quite this early 
Why is web hosting that expensive? In no way I am paying 10 dollars per month
I pay $6/month for mine
That is still too much
How lol
$6 quarterly would be fine
Also where do you have your hosting for $6/m
6 monthly too much? You want hosting or "hosting"?
The latter being offline 23/24 6/7

I want hosting with 99.9% uptime
Then pay up kiddo
So yeah you won't find it for cheaper than $6
HAH

In no way
Mine is 6 with a discount code
Then no hosting for you
I use nixihost
I don't want dedicated servers or shit that costs alot
make your own web host lol
Ondra i assure you that you WILL NOT find web hosting for any cheaper
Ondra living in the dreamland
My web host SUCKS but i only use it because it's cheap and it's just a resume/portfolio site
Dedicated servers are cool and stable but they cost around $100 per month
6 is pocket change for web hosting
Well but it's over 100 in my local currency
What're you using it for?
Great thunberg is a stupid sperg
Probably smarter than you.
Could potentially host it cheaper if you purchase your own domain and just threw your website into S3 with or without cloudfront sitting in front of it. Cloudfront is $.08 for 10TBs worth of requests. S3 is $.02 for 50TB of storage and $.0004 for per 1000 GET request. And purchasing your own domain is $10-20 per year ๐คทโโ๏ธ
Happy new year guys
YAY TUNNELS
Happy new year! (still 7 hours left here)
happy tunnel year
May 2020 be less crap than 2019
Sorry, got no cheer to give. No cheers will be given. Zero cheers.
I'll happily take some though.
lol its not xmas
Buuuuuut.. I got a whole bottle of sparkling wine all to myself and I'm not sharing. Planning on opening the bottle after I've made and consumed some yummy burgers and fries.
it was my birthday yesterday. lava forgot to get me a present. I hope he gives me mod for my present
I'm not sharing because I'm a grumpy old fart spending christmas eve alone.
that sounds depressing
It's ok.
I couldnt do it
I'm not sad, so that's good.
Planning on food coma and later watching the fireworks while drinking sparkling wine.
Well, a late happy birthday to you then!
it marks redheads
you should know hentai
yes
hentai?
his pfp
oh yeah i know
pretty sure people already know
maybe i should use a bigger one
Bigger is not big enough.
sperg
sperm
๐ฉ
Sorry that I'm smarter than you
shrugs
What do you do?
Imagine bragging in an Idle Skilling discord 
I'm not bragging, I'm starting why I think I'm smarter than Greta thunberg
Ok :)
Imagine thinking someone talking about their current life is bragging because your life is filled with such little achievement
I have plenty of achievements lmao, i just don't feel the need to shove them randomly in people's faces
It's not random? It was pretty continuous with the conversation
You're pretty dumb lol
No it wasn't we had been talking about web hosting at the time lmao
Calling someone a "stupid sperg" is definitely a stupid thing to say.
The conversation between me and blackwolfe you fucking cretin Jesus
hentai
Brevity is important
Hell yeah p4wn
And stupid sperg is apt
Preach the holy word of the Lord
@void spadeyoure pretty stupid, huh?
i keep getting sex games in my steam queue
I wonder why.
cut it out bidoof
What makes you think that bidoof? Purely out of curiosity
I bet you have a lot of hentai games on steam
you know, I don't ever buy sex games
Your deficits in reading comprehension
Nice big boy words. But yeah from where i joined in the conversation in general you hadn't been talking for a while. So, lmao
I have an anime game "100% orange juice" someone randomly gifted me
A while meaning about 5 minutes?
That's all it takes p4wn
Gosh that sure is a while
I asked about it and some guys said it was a great mario party type game
i haven't played it
Also your clear inferiority complex that showed itself when I mentioned my education
smart guy bad, dumb discord man good
r/iamverysmart
Who hurt you bidoof?
stahp being a dick bidoof
r/iamveryinsecure
your jokes are not good
Was it kuaka? What did he do
I'm not joking?
You can tell us
You think me calling Greta thunberg a little retard Asperger's child is a joke?
Bidoof have small pp haha
I have only sent one message today and that was "hentai?"
well
Asking the real questions here Kuak
Oh man, here comes the gang of incels hopelessly addicted to hentai to defend their honor
No, it's not a joke, but it says more about you than about Greta.
Oh no he say I donโt have sex :((((
Most of you are clearly 15
this is why @near wharf need to make me mod, so i can get rid of the troll. too bad tho, i cant lol
Sorry you're intellectually inferior (:
gets rid of self
Imagine wasting your time here
still wandering what started this
Idek
everything heiz says I read in a hentai girl voice
From kuaka
He's just an angry boi
it's a boy @blissful raven
AAHHH~
not a girl
YAMETE
I harbor no anger
Okay lmao
Just think Greta is a stupid sperg
looks girl enough tbh
Anything else is you projecting
fair enough
its anime
I harbor no anger either, I am mostly just amused atm.
I'm gonna be able to get pink soul soon!
my soul is so fuckin pink
You can always tell who is really stupid on the internet by who falls back on lol ur mad
Funny is being a tsun in #best-suggestions-โ
GOD I LOVE GRETA THUNBERG
Good for you.
SHES SO BRAVE SAILING AROUND THE WORLD, MAKING MONEY AND NOT GOING TO SCHOOL
Truly an inspiration to us all
I wish I could scold the mods turning #best-suggestions-โ into #off-topic-chat
Who wouldn't want to be a political pawn
ur mom is brave taking a 12 inch cock
wow
;o
chickens can be that tall?
yeah
what
@foggy thorn if you stack them
mods have rules???
yeah cock a
huh
Aboos
Just mess with people
a boo
i mess with myself every night
ok
You could increase that
this guy is really trying lol
First time he tried
Seems like it's working well enough
Save those pics when you can!
Dm them
I subscribe to the Funny scandals collection
Post it again heiz
It wasn't me
All Americans are late with new years eve
D:
Lul
You mean birb?
Dumb turd.
Birby
idk i heard bird are smart
he likes it there
Animorphs are trill
It's there because it loves you, and doesn't want to leave you all alone.
Funny I gave your game 5 stars because it's almost a new year
cough finish uphill cough
You better appreciate it
lol finish Celeste 2
Idle HRT
What game?
an update
^
As if anyone plays it
lies
So how does that one guy like the game?
no im human
Yea
It's going downhill.
idk i haven't played it
No
No
Also I never played it because I don't even know where to find it.
Kongregate
I only opened the page to rate it one star
Is it possible to give negative stars?
Let's celebrate new year
stop posting dick pics
Lul
funny should be banned for that tbh
Next generation dick camouflage
It's like a worse version of super meatboy
funny's dick pic?
Dude wtf where you thinking when you made lvl 11?
anyway coffee
What does it feel like to palpitate?
What does it feel like to palpatine?
But lootboxes?
It's all downhill from here.
Yeah
Battlepasses are the new black.
I want uphill lootboxes
Yes
Add battlepass!
What's your new game
Aboose simulator
Funny has early new years eve
Is it out yet?
just 4 months yayyy
When
When is it coming out?
if you say 2020 Ill kill you
Get your 1 star reviews ready
Omg that's when my bday is
February 2nd
Congrats in advance
He just said that to make you feel good
Bai
Haha my friend asked me what i was doing tomorrow and I was like, "bro idk, I don't have 2020 vision"
Funny abuses
But only in next decade
Guys laugh
Pls laugh
Don't make it awkward
Haha
Ty :)
-r is a moderator in this server.
@native gate You broke wall-jump acceleration. 
How am i supposed to get worl rekky now
I barely have enough RAM to play, would have to close everything else and restart every few hours.
download more ram
Is it normal to be above 200 cruseder lvl?
yes
no
ok
Yeah. I'm 338 without trying very hard.
i have lv 450+ crusades level
I overflowed crusade levels
2000 over here
I'm only on 30
Cause I randomly got 100 levels from 1 claim
Kuaka only exists on this server and in idle skilling.
yes, i also get fixed exp randomly from claims
he doesn't know how to help me get gud tho
Ofc kuaka has nothing else to do.
I must already be gud
You are banana.
Welp
andrew is not here to hit on you
I'll hit you
andrew is there with her
his mom?
?
moms are the best
awwww
mom = her
her = mom
Am i the only one who feels iffy on the spelunker?
It kinda feels like pets in a way ๐
idk probably
Its a great update just idk i gues sits just me
Splunk is fine.
Mechanic is similar to old stuff without being identical. Good in my book.
I'd like it more if autoclicker wasn't basically required
every time lava says no autoclicker it actually means extra autoclicker
autoclick potions, autoclick spelunkers, autoclick crusades
you could now make a bot to run through the game, upgrade everything, and rebirth
funny its new years
russia isn't being bombed
although hundreds is a lot
wow ali is teehee now.
im so used to him being yellow
hes been yellow all his life
Happy New Year yall
bruh
@foggy thorn I am doing iMazing right now everything is transferring thank you I hope this works
what
happy new year funny
funny year new happy
happy new decade funny
actually the decade only starts in 2021
no
ok
Shut up
ok :(
anyone know a good auto clicker for android
tapping
cant wait to be one of the last people to celebrate new years
quicktouch
apart from bray
thank you! this is gunna be so amazing in tunnels while i try and get my 7.7Q gold skulls :'(
its so sad, my poor machines cant even keep up
my resources cant keep up lmao
well those 2 but im sacing all my rss to make the gold skulls
im running out of resources before i have enough
Are they nice funny
๐ฑ ๐ฎ ๐ณ ๐ฐ ๐ฒ ๐ฆ ๐ฎ ๐ณ ๐ธ ๐ฆ ๐ท ๐ช ๐น ๐ท ๐ฆ ๐ธ ๐ญ
agree
What
Oof, nut tisnt in the loop
Wait mag were you in the convo yesterday?
When we talked about mains
were new pet hatching rates buffed? Cause In the past 2 days, Ive managed to go from the purple bear all the way up to wisp, and I dont think thats within the realms of reason considering how slow they were before that.
no i wasnt
but link mains are trash
Pffff XD
There's a potion for it magnum
๐ต ๐ด ๐น ๐ธ
Potus
still, only like a 200% increase
it would take me weeks before lmao
now ive gone through almost 10 in 2 days
My chances haven't been much better. I've been playing since alpha and only moved up one pet
guess i got lucky, idk
lol
i wont argue against it
poopy g is at hatchery 150, right?
yes
Hide harder
hide faster
Saying "I am already hidden" is not a great way of staying hidden.
Nut you don't know where i reside
Soon lol?
maybe
never lol
welcoem to PC, not getting any text
