#off-topic-chat
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I wonder how many gems my 15k keys will give lol
8
Takes so long to spend
autoclicker
Detective Hall forgot his keys... he then attempts to enter the building and is challenged by our local geese..... bad decision...
Final Score:
Geese 1
Detective 0
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Yeah I'm tempted kuaka
#goose-chat
#goose-chat
#goose-chat
why did you just steal my joke bro
#goose-chat
bro
this shit ain't cool
no u
adam
no us
lmao
damn thats cold brayden
bro
@long orbit pc is updated if no one told you :p
thats cool
Well now he does
but only like the first day
thats bs
i already did it lol
andrew you were just bugged
oof
bugged?
...remind me to not get on yalls bad sidee
no
oh im back
Lava doesn't fix bugs
so now we know im imune to mutes
i still don't know what any ascension/rebirth perk does :)
he moves them somewhere else
He turns them into features
lmao
thats a bruh moment
oh boy i just unlocked something that gives a bonus to my oresome fishtastic perk
can't wait to see what it does
lmao
lol
it removes it from the game
lmao
andrew, you could also reorder muted to be higher than basilisk
just click upgrade dude it doesnt matter what it does
nice adam
holy
lol
nice
Wait that's going to be a pain if you rebirth lol. You can't lower this
anyone here, whats past the blue obol upgrade
makes me look like ive been slacking

not having any idea that ascension is supposed to give stuff
@burnt pecan
thats pretty good lol
"Pfft what's the point in ascending"
autoclick overnight
i just got to 6* solar again, ascending will not be thought of until i get to 9
andrew i would rather have fun instead
but you're asleep
What's fun about spamming bags until your fingies hurt
woot woot, just unlocked the second construction zone
"live a little" im trying not to
oof you need help buddy?
lol adam that's a very different connotation with and without a question mark
Also the assign all builders button doesn't show up if you own all the iodized builders 
yeah i noticed
who in their right mind wants to live
@tame sparrow yes it does?
Vad it should
Well mine is bugged then
he's not at the start
he is tho?
@tame sparrow what's your cons level
ctually, my construction level is 1, haven't built any sitty chairs yet because I'm not to saharan foal in botany :/ That might be why
oh
yes'
just realized
Would be great, if this "k" was a "m"
yea that's why
wait, does pride work with 6* cards?
Fuckin sitty chairs
1.1k
1.1k
ah
tinmering?
fat man Jesus!
whats up
idk
need moar materials
bless this super sized pizza for me fat jesus
lol, you just wanted to call me Fat!
maybe
I BLESS THE ZA THAT GOES INTO THE BELLY!!!! CHEEEEEEESSSSSSEEEEEE! CHEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSEEEEE! it has been blessed my son
amen
That was almost too powerful
All hail the pizza of enormous girth
pizza does not have girth my child
I only consume girthy pizzas
it has height. you want your pizza to reach the holy pizza heavens
to achieve pizza heaven you must stack them
reee
lmao rekt
thin crust is basically an aborted pizza and belongs in the trash
5 was the last card
thin crust is the only way to eat pizza tbh
yes, you must make the pizza lasagna
nah i like both
THIN CRUST
pizza bagels
but it's mainly thin in sweden
thin crust for thin minds
like you have to go out of your way to get thick
Kreuz
@golden ivy you haven't been to nyc
thin crust just falls apart
LEAVE THIS HOLY PLACE OF ZA
lmao
me being not there?
lol
to?
here in canada we dont have pizza... we have Saucy EhBread
if you fold it 64 times how tall does it get
need moar pink souls
i have 3000qq
even the thinnest of pizzas can find redemption to the promised saucy lands
64 doubles
i want thicc crust only
I want greasy saucy pizza taller than myself
I want pizza as tall as Conan
and hes 6'4
cheese stuffed crust, pepperoni, bacon, and onion toppings
almost 2 metres
pan pizza, double cheese, and LOAD THE TOPPINGS! if you cant close the box without crushing the pizza, it is holy and only to be eaten fressh
that's a pizza cake
ITs like a basket
absolutely disgusting
90% bread
of greaswe
fuck
so dry
i hate that
GREASE BASKET
delete it
that za makes me and the other pizza gods feel blessed
fuck pizza god
at least it's not pineapple pizza
if that's what he wants
@golden ivy have u ever had the butter cake from cpk
lmao
cpk?
shudders
BUTTER CAKE?\
california pizza kitchen
have you heard of the garbage burger?
you dont have cpk in sweden? smh
I had it once
y'all ever had a garbage plate?
location: sweden
have i had californian pizza kitchen?
🤔
it was pretty good lol
I've always wanted a Garbage plate
ok, anyone who disses pinapple on a pizza....i will find you....and i will make you try the tastes of the divine
that looks good idk wtf the bread is tho
butter cake
idk wtf butter cake is
I'd rather stay home and not get the black blague than go to cali for a cake pizza
diabetes
Butter Cake Ingredients
2 sticks of butter (softened)
1 cup of sugar
1 1/2 cups of flour
3 eggs
2 teaspoons of vanilla extract
3/4 cup of milk
1/4 cup of condensed milk
1 teaspoon of baking powder
physical diabetes
then its just cake
you still need butter in the cake or it crumbles
honestly, that burger doesn't look appetizing
no it really doesn't
The Garbage Burger: 3/4 lb grilled black angus hamburger, liverwurst, corned beef, sauteed onions, sauteed mushrooms, jalapenos, black olives, banana peppers, pineapple rings, wasabi, guacamole, pepperonis, chili, sour cream, marinara, barbecue sauce, peanut butter, tomato, red onion, five types of cheese, bacon, remoulade sauce, ice cream, hot fudge, and a maraschino cherry on top with an Irish flag in it. It's so top-heavy they need to hold it up with a stick.
Yea it looks awful lmao
look up the Heart Attack Grill in Las Vegas
i thought it said grilled black anus
they have burgers that stack over 13 tall
garbage plate from new york
why is it called garbage plate
like who
why
its very unhealthy
ok but why name it that if you want people to eat it
this is just
because after you eat it you immediately have to shit in the nearest trash can
That's a thicc burger
thicccc*
thicc as hell boy
I don't wanna eat that lmao
thats enough to feed a family for a month
Ron Pearlman needs to be hellboy again
Ngl I'd like to take a monch at it
same lol
it's a family sized burger....a family of cows, that is
Man sized woman
waht
@frail cedar that's how i like em
waht pt2
Woah
He just like men
woman sized man that's how i like em @safe isle
Well I'm not man sized so I'm sorru
what sized are you
yes give him measurements
Adam gae confirmed
im smaller than most men and women
yes because i know how to convert numbers into a picture in my head, totally
I'm sized tiny. 5'4, 110 pounds, you're not getting my measurements tho
im 5'7 100 pounds
lmao
I realize how skinny I am
Uhm
you could say 4390 32741 0-148132 were your measurements and i would believe you
Yeah wtf
i wish i was that skinny
am i the only one 2'1 30 here?
lol
hmm, in cm, 72-65-80
2'1 dick that is gottem
I ship Andrew and Ashley
Oop
30lb dick?
In the summer I weighed myself and got 103 but somehow lost weight
damn
that bitch be thiccc
i sling it over my shoulder sometimes
ok bud
for extra support
listen here
I used to have some neat discord messages
but not anymore
really virgin server
oop
skskssksksks
LMAO
wut
o
I can confirm that is exactly what she's like
best trait of a woman tbh
pee
Oop
sksksks
vad, cease
Hold on I'm taking a drink from my hydroflask
if it's on the internet, it's forever
everything is saved here
Welp
Ooooh I was there for that
Omfg
Ooh cock and ball torture
i didn't even start that XD
shame you deleted the cockring thing
Can I join
I did?
Heroes save, cowards delete
i searched for cock so
Here let me fix that
inb4 posts pic of cockring
see i was 99% sure that when you said cockring, you mean't a ring for cock fighting
just a large ring of roosters
wtf
probably more like all the times ashley talked
Who here doesn't know how to train for a hotdog eating contest? There's special apparel for it...
lmao what do the chickens have rings or?
just practice it with the boys vad
White castle sells chicken rings
I don't remember saying that I was gay
lotta weird topics flying around thi discord
lol, gimp mask
why are you posting bdsm gear again
lmao
Mmmm, cockring
Its not bdsm gear pervert its a training mask for hotdog eating contests
LOL
sure
sure
Sure
sure
why is it leather, then
vad do you wanna practice it with me?
I gotta go pick up some bread, I'll be back to settle the score later
yea, tell yourself that's a hotdog they're stuffing in your mouth
To savor the hotdog juices
"bread"
Gdi
wait whats a cockring?
lmao
cock you put on your ring
Let it be remembered, woman in basement hates bdsm
you're in someone's basement ashley?
no
that is what it is lol
its so u cant cum
I mean yes
Im also in someones basement
my own basement
she's in several basements simultaneously
A vibrating piercing sounds painful Bray lol
im in my parents basement
some people are weird like that
Well he is Canadian Andrew
you should go into the attic, much better than basement
andrew i was here when belgud was sending weird shit
MUCH worse
i have lost all innocence
yea, like male chastity belts
I saw some weird shit in kuaka discord server
^
well i posted some weird shit in kuakas discord server
they're more cages than belts
yea
the newest pic in the nsfw channel is a girl's butt with an egg cracked over it
birb cages
yes
tunnel update
Was that the guy who kept posting pictures of the biggest dick in the world in meme chat Adam?
at X:23 every hour, we get a picture of an ass
Alright guys brb gotta go get more lube ramen
idk about that one dudes
ramen, sure
same thing
I stopped going in there after the Cereal incident
so are we talking about nsfw food or girls ?
yes
Yes
yes
I love uncooked raman
yes
raw man
I like it ramen
lmao
we're talking about cannibalism again
because I did some really good banh mi yesterday
yum
I heard someone come into my house like an hour ago but nobody is here
gib
send help
ramen is a shit haha... we did it like 3x times
It was almost nice knowing you Bray
petition to ban kvet
fcking 12h broth
petition to get me overlord
noodles are pain as hell
I want overlord back
and stuff
I miss the perms
I hated it
petition to remove all mods from the server
but u know, the end is really good
spagetti*
ya but image doing all of that for one fcking soup
lol
you do if you're insane maybe
spajetti
Spagggg
spaghetto
ggggggggapS
frecking aglio olio
Pasketti
somebody toucha my spagett
best quick dish
no
Dry noodle
no u
i like chocolate chip cookies
butted
anyone here like chocolate chip cookies
no
I like oatmeal rasin cookies
Oh fuck daddy kvetko handing out free nuts
it is like 40% of chocolate
sure
I eat high end chocolate like snob
lmao
lmao
knoting ?
shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
its ok bray
nothing
ok
it doesnt matter
ok bud
what ?
lmao
kvet
LMAO
cmon man
you got got
lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

well thats a keeper
real quick
and no
bray stop spamming
hahaha
says you
sorry, but new years resolutions never come true
true
well, my goal is that I am gonna study
its a proven fact
so because it wont come true I win
no year is great
boom double negative
im never unhappy when bray's not here
wow
you mis-spelled happy
that took me a second to decipher
wait, your triple negative confused me
never and unhappy cancel eachother out
lol
yeah
lmao
thats what ur dad said
lmao
deletus that fetus
I thought you were gonna delete it
imagine
who eats lunch at 4:38
yea lol
yeah I din't realize the time
i didnt even process that
but now I do
lmao
1:38 am
I do
k boomer
I eat lunch at 9pm lol
also don't send wacky shit when im gone because I have obs recording
But I work third shift
where do you work dudes
UPS
ah
F
no wonder my packages are always late
lmao
I do IT so I have lots of free time. That's why I'm always on here lol
Imagine having to deliver packages instead of making pizzas smh
I make sure all packages to Canada are two days late. Personally
imagine making pizzas insted of browsing 4chan and stackowerflow
that means ur bob pin will come in late
They already went through. I broke them
Cod "gamer"
Bray gimme ur peanut butter yiff bar 😩
Legit, someone who was delivering pizzas at my place got in trouble because he carried the boxes SIDEWAYS
lmao
im going to pay him a visit
avg is getting mad at me for all my discord png files
same lol, I worked at book stores and stuff like that ? U CAN NOT PLACE THIS BOOK THAT WAY, THAT AGAINS THE RULES
well... haha
is that some murican deep pie or what
this is is fcking discus
true
pick
u r a abriv. g0d
ya we make fun of them because they do not even know their own country
and EU ? what is that ?
yeah
That's it. I'm deleting Canada
all those videos of americans not being able to name the number of states
fr tho, america is really fucking stupid
ya agree
lol in canada we say the same thing about provinces
only BC, Quebec, and Ontario actually exist
Idaho exists purely for bad potato jokes
US senators be like:
PLEASE KEEP YOUR COMMENTS CIVIL.
http://amzn.to/2e4ITdd
Hank Johnson U.S. Representative for Georgia's 4th congressional district, serving since 2007. "My fear is that the whole island will become so overly populated that it will tip over and capsize" Johnson later said tha...
well, he is a democrat
lmao
Kreuz wait til you see Republican senators
Czech Prezident be like
he still won the election tho
Like the one that brought a snowball into the senate floor to disprove climate change
the climate is always changing
Can i post the snowball video dudes? My message is incomplete without it
there
you know that the small girl has a book ? and THE book is not made from recycled paper ?
and IT COST MONEY ?
LMAO
oh god
lmao
There
ya and nobody buys it for sure.. haha
Okay
Okay no one said i couldn't post snowball video
I can get it from a different mod later
Sen. James Inhofe (R-OK) displays and tosses a snowball in the Senate. Watch more here: http://www.c-span.org/video/?324568-2/us-senate-legislative-business&live=
and thats america for you ^
I love it so much
tbf, they said that no one would see snow by like 6 years ago
i'll get it back later from a real mod
How can global warming be real if snow exists?
lmao
Checkmate atheists
I got you bro
thanks fam
Lol
Ok unepic gamer
no u
Ok?
proceeds to microwave a bowl of mac and cheese
ur just salty because u have no power over me
you cant abuse me like you do in FruitSalad
?ban @golden ivy
Im safe here
Promote brayden gang
hi safe here I'm kuaka
Promote bird gang
no
If I get overlord I will represent fruit salad
Bird gang gay
no
kuaka does a bad job
Kuaka highkey n wed
do flies jsut spawn
What can Basilisks actually do ?
Eat food
like i have no flies in my room until I bring out the mountain dew
and now they are all here
Like for mod thing
nothing, really
Oof
delete messages
Be gamer
so, abuse
Well that useful
They’re only 50% gamer
I can, delete messages and reacts, talk in some restricted channels, and im immune to slow mode
also fun fact
No u
im imune to mutes
Wut
no
Fun fact
well, that's fixable
andrew tried to mute me earlier and it didnt work
Stfu
not in fruit salad
temporary*
Well that good
Demo version
F
after I gathered all their confidential information; i resigned
You instantly abuse because of stress
lmao
Its a corrupting power
sure
only a select few have the power to weild mod fully
yeah
screen every confidential information in mods reserved chat and sell them for gems
also dest told me to resign
pls
we all did
no dest
Do it
no need for 16 mods
+1
do it +infinity
Fac
He messaged me "I dont want to be a dick but we already have many mods and I think Lava made a mistake in making you overlord"
everyone in mod chat said you should be jr not overlord
F
He’s not wrong
right but I wasnt in mod chat
but they let kuaka keep it?
so thats not why I pm'd lava
🤔
that's not our problem, now, is it
dont take credit pls and thanks
magnum unlike bray I'm helpful
lol
Haaamburgers from space
Stuff them in your face
Put them in their place
They're haaaamburgers from space
yeah but kuaka ur one of the toxic mods
no
can
Oof
kuak is cool
the kind of mod who cant take a joke
LOL
yep
LOLOL
and who gets upset about everything
That chat become salty
ok
Are you kidding kuaka loves jokes
I love meymeys
I don't have the ability to make massive change
Kuaka is hapics
so sometimes I am unable to help like the overlords can
Though I would never hesitate to do all in my power to stop a problem
what
lol
Imagine
I've literally been helping since I've joined the discord
Yeah
imagine using ur powers for good smh
Holy shit dude you've been a sub-mod for like a week. Calm it down. Be cool.
vad
duck
Why would you say something so controversial yet brave
yeah its been like a week and im already getting accused of not doing anything
Vad you need to look at the bird
You photoshopped that sir

hi gay I'm kuaka
Every time xD
dont even have photoshop smh
what should i get for dinner
Cake
pizza
Cake
Pizza yeah
^
Pizza
Cake
food
I just did a search, screenshot is fake
Cake
Water
cake
Cake
Ban duck and Kuak
no
Veto
Something to eat and drink
The game is only fun when you have real screenshots
Kuaka shud no be ban
yes
Water is boring
Why everyone taking screen of each thing lmao
hydration
Ducks are boring
Eat vinger water
ninger
"yeah can I place an order for delivery? I'll take a large water, that's it"


Just get vinger joce
imagine ruining a chain
bake cola
smh
i dont want cake or pizza
order chinese food
I’ll frik u
order mexican lol
Get Japanese food
K I’m friking u
Yes
cheems bubrger
No me
no me
Me
me
Me
Me
you
