#off-topic-chat
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apple would not be a trillion dollar business
if they didnt have certain interests at heart
iOS is weird lmao
trust me
if i put in an expedited upload
and a game with 5m downloads does
theyre gonna look at the 5m download game
not mine
They will look at both
even if mine was first
Logically yes
no no they will look at the other one first
they have the resources to look at both at the same time lava
apple staff isn't just 1 person
not necessarily
Assuming they have a priority sort for things.
They have priority but they can do both
I know at DirecTV we took things as they came in.
How much money do you get off of Purchases
If there was no one available, there was no one available.
5 trillion dollars malto
damn
just in the last 24 hours
Lava is right, but still its not nearly as resricted
lava be flexing
5QQ lava cash
But with Apple, moneygrubbing avarice demons they are, it wouldn't surprise me.
yea i mean thats what happens when u have 5 trillion dollars u flex hard
that’s like 20$
Big ol flex
yea well i have 200 trillion and 1 zimbabwe dollars
glad that kingsnail is still here
5T will screw the economy lmao
Gems are better
hey there, my name is iOS device!
^
wait sorry i cant talk right now, i just got an app update!!
Oh hi Lava
i have 87 gems 😎
hmm... its an update for an app they already have..
... i better make a new save file for it!
instead of using the current one!
yea thatll work great!

IOS users are mindless sheep who bought IOS because they thought it was trendy
uhhh
unless u play idle skilling
wink
they clown on android because while android phones suck
several people are typing
apple really are the feds
ios users are peple who bought something they like
Android phones dont suck tho
which is pathetic
they used to 5 years ago
i only buy things i dont like
but so did ios
Well 1200€ for a phone lmao
apple more like badpple am i right
Xiaomi
I like my phone
Ugh i hate my fully customizable android phone
my LG phone is the reason why idle skilling crashes
Thats the thing with android, when 1 brand sucks, the entire operating system is laughed at for years
because apple is so closed off they can maintain the standard
facts
its annoying
but also now-a-days I would pick android over apple because for half the price you get double the specs
^
True
i have an apple tho 😔
Yeah apple is great and it looks nice
but also android specs are insane
its an aesthetic tool to help you get laid
^
lol
I've been using motorola for five years now, i love it
same
what phone u got rocketo
Moto g8 plus
I got the Moto G7 Play
I had test Apple and android and well Android is way better
Holy crap i almost had a heart attack before reading lava’s update for ios
I miss my Droid Turbo 2. Shatterproof screen. T.T
But I don’t need these specs
What am I doing on my phone that’s so intensive
I would literally throw it across the room onto tile floor just to make teenagers scream.
I'm good with a redmi note 7
All the new android phone: 1) have badass names 2) have badass specs 3) look like they came out the year 2077
we've owned every galaxy except 8 to now
the iphone 11 pro is neat tho
that price tho😬
they finally removed the home button after 10 years
so gg
copying android once again
lol
time to open my 6star card pack 🤣
Is good, not great
Imagine paying 1k for face Id when you can instead pull out an old android and enable it
Gl best1
buying an iphone
apple talking like they’re the ones who invented a lot of features but damn they didn’t invent shit
terrible cards :<
F
Me with my broken 5s
F
yeah
I would get an android but the upload quality on certain apps is dog for pictures
ok guys
?
yes
im gonna download an internal update
yes
and if it works
Legend
then i can say officially that everyones saves are intact
if it doesnt...?
Nice !
lol
if it doesnt we all cry
yes
lmao
Just say nothing if it doesn't xD
Rip
You guys cry
Yes
set the boat if things go wrong
desert cash, tinkering exp, crops for every tiller on dew, 4 treasures per bag(maybe not too bad),

So iphone has 
HAH
Android is better
Its not horrible
i'd blame steve but my mans steve was the goat
Y'all cry, I'm good lol
after-steve era is when apple lost heart
So does this mean raid drop rate is fixed :D
bless her
My only phone
Iphone is a good phone, they revolutionized the market, but now they are so focussed on how it looks; android has found a way to maintain 10x better specs
do i want to use the +4 treasures in a bag?
@golden ivy ^
my iphone 6s broke recently and i didn’t really want to buy a new phone so now im stuck with my old ipod 6😎😎😎
But apple is so smart that after years and years of their brainwash marketting, the name "Android" symbolizes trash, or poor, or garbage
Mood
its now a stock standard while android is advancing
and i got the christmas bonus
yay!!
Yay
android is ps4/xbox while iphone is stadia

@near wharf you didnt have a christmas event sale?
Thats why the google pixel is trying to stray from the word android and instead use a "Google OS"
When I actually start work one day😂 prob gonna get the one plus 7 pro
or any after that mastery one?

I think not
what about china
lmao
@cobalt ivy gonna have a new year sale in like a week or so
Nice
whats in there lava 😛
Ayyy
spelunekr stuff
What do we need to do to get our progress back on iPhone
can't wait to buy hoops pet
kinda addicted to 6star cards 😄
wait angainor
time to bring me my money
Me too
Uh
Well I don’t work so lol
Poor af
99$
dude
it will be fixed soon
does one one read
Ugh can't decide what to spend my gems on. Rip
de
dw
ikr
231hr 🤔
Read faster
then why did you update
lmao
I didn’t
dummies
It’s auto update
what
You just need to wait @shadow saffron
F
THE LEGEND 27😱😱😱😱😱
My numbers are way bigger than the Legends smh
I literally just got back on my phone
I have that turned off
It will get fix just wait @shadow saffron
Those be some weak ass numbers
IOS users "oh noes my save is gone? welp better delete my save"

erm so it might take a month til ios get their update and cant play? 😄
Few days
Just wait a little dude, and buy a better phone
2days max
LOL
Ios question: when the new update arrives to fix the save game bug, is the “new” save file deleted?
yes
Yes
The old one will be back @split shale

ha ha funni maymay
how do i get spelunking cards?
by spelunking
spelunk
Don't worry it'll be
soon enough
"ha ha funni maymay" - Lava 2019

Good riddance IOS peasantry
ive spelunked for a long time but nothing 🤔
ios more like bad os
Do more xD
Caving cards only are possible by leaving a guy in the hole for 30 min
I love leaving lil homies in holes
I leave my guys in the hole too but never get cards
mine is in a hole for the next 2 days
exactly 30 mins? or whut
What hole should I leave them in?
30 min
More like iSuck... At making jokes
ive probably been letting this guy in the hole a few hours a few times already
holy fucc i just thought of a super offensive meme
The odds are 1/5000 after 30 min
When you get to a point you collect all the cards at once
I got 8 cards at once
A few days ago
oh shit
Yeah how does that happen
Get far
I got everything up to jellybean
1/5000 after 30min??!?!?!
5000* that was the old
I don't understand what I did
Lava what are the rules with #519106547692077067 ? can we make them super offensive? but not racist
It's like 1 in 30
oh ok
Yeah fun is good
1/30 after 30 mins ?
1 in 30 * 0.9^treasureNumber
Not 1/5000
even tho he isnt digging down?
well I was gonna make a joke with spelunking about that soccer team that got stuck in a cave
but no
thats not offensive thats fine
no no no
x)
thats just a real world thing that happened
Was there a christmas event this year?
yeah I guess
Facts are offensive today, Lava.
The treasure number has never seemed to matter tbh
no but its not a fact
I have no idea how that is supposed to work
saying "a kid got stuck in a mine" is fine
if you said like
I think it hasnt
yeah
even if it is a "fact"
ok
unless he's white, because making fun of white people is fine
^
That can delete all offensive thing
especially white males
yes we can
ok
making fun of white males is actually funni maymay
LAva do u use 2 monitors or one?
now it’s up to apple
one
i am not some hackerman
Brayden what's with the purple naked man you have as a pfp
and is it 144hz?
no it is not curved wtf
hes programming games not playing them 😄
I'm offended by white stuff, snow offends me
lava has only 1 screen but it's ultra wide screen
wiht like 2m long
its about 6 feet across?
medium wide
ok
60*
6 feet 👀
60 feet?
actuually how big is my monitor
and also lava did u make the idle skilling font?
60 feet damn boy
^
its like just under 2 feet
Why you ask us
pls
is that like averagE?
yea
"average" sure
mine is just under 2 feet aswell
this is like comparing wee wee sizes
No. Girls will laugh
1 foot 10 inches
mines 22 inches 😏
Lmao
The screen right?
how long are your screens
what brand lavaflame
i dont think 60 feet is average
🥴
lava
6 feet is tho right?
brand
180cm
my friend has a 12 inch screen
hes such a noob
27” 😎😎
that is worth fucking 1000s of $$
I want to be samezies
34in 😏
34 in what?
no
^
lol
It will fix ios
and make me overlord
xD
ppl who say 1/5000 after 30 min dont deserve being mods 😄
yall are slow typers
/overlord
how do you get roles on this server
Lmao
Oh boy
ban
its too late
he banned himself
Just watch the bird brayden
dont ask to get banned if you dont have the balls to
And everything is good
Good old days
I was invincible for 25 minutes
before I asked lava to demote me
the stress was killing me
why'd you demote yourself?
Good old days
noob
Grrrrr, got so hype to try treasures but damn that IOS save bug
x)
plot twist
yes
i purposefully caused this ios error
never turn on auto updates 🤦🏼♂️
LOL
yeah we know
Dun dun dun
Yes we know that
because i was paid to do it
😦
by John Google
got it
by bluehero
owner of the Google Play Store
"john google" ?
lmao
did you get catfished?
Good John Goog
I’m going through withdrawal man.
THE guy?
omg john google!!!😱😱
you can always play on pc
soooo
Give a pin for this man @worldly lichen I don't know him btw
"you're expedited review was declined:
Reason - You are big lame
Love,
Apple"
OMG i just got this email ^
Lmao
I heard google play was made by a guy called paul. He just wanted people to look him up on the internet, but typod his name in the app.
just saw the mod alignment chart
What it Say ? xD
yeah it's bullshit isn't it
I wouldn't be surprised if that really was apple's reason
lava wanna demote some mods?
i'd say you're lawful lawful adam
x)
i would say chaotic but ok
Wait
lawful^2
i @ andrew with an improved list
Do you need extended brewing to use the new crops?
link?
anyone want ot play scribble
ye boi
while i wait in vain for apple to respond
lesgo
sure
Yes but I'm on phone x/
So drawing will be Bad like Bad Bad Bad
Skribbl.io a free multiplayer drawing and guessing game. Draw and guess words with your friends and people all around the world! Score the most points and be the winner!
So don't expect me to draw anything regonizable
i dont want to live on this planet anymore
lava put in some IS words
or we could use the master list
lava can i use my autodraw client on skribbl?
that andrew and nut made
if you want?
Lava, you live on that little planet in the portal screen anyway
3 more spots
how many ppl can play
lava
putting some custom words is shit, they never get used because scribble base list is so large
yea im tired of it kidd 
did u make the font for idle skilling lava
eeek ok
lets start its probably it
4 smmh
lava made all fonts bray
its a nice font and I wanted to know its origin
ye
THEYRE REVIEWING IT ALREADY
lol
nice
neat
Wow
told ya
ios release in just a few hours now
Lol lava spamming here like a volcano
unless

Wooooooooo
I told them you were going to make me mod that's why
lets goo
Since you are here, hi Lava, love the game
"hello Apple I am going to be mod of idle skilling and uh I was wondering why it's taking so long? Plz let us know thx"
Ty lava.
Listen to my Soundcloud https://soundcloud.com/djksbmix
This is what an eastern film sound like in english. This is not a translation but what it sounds like in english, and it is so looooooooooooooool!!! This video was created by Buffalax.
OOOOOOOOooouuuuuuuAAAAAAAooooooEEE...
Pun intended

You’re the best lava
well, we'll never know who lavaflame1 is
Everybody gives little kisses to lava 😘

Fist bumps? Is that what you people like?
do you guys remember when lavaflame1 was working on the game? man it used to be way better then
Don't kids these day use the dab
“Cringe”?
Wait
Does this iOS patch mean we wait another couple days for a fix
Like we need to wait for another update to come out
Ick
Yeah
Expedited thing went through so it should just be a few hours supposedly

Who's ready for 48 hours of me
Me?


So who is bob

And what does bob perfume smell like
bob


Thank you lava
Hmm no update for me yet
Take a nice breath
my turn?
I do not see the update yet...
Skribbl.io a free multiplayer drawing and guessing game. Draw and guess words with your friends and people all around the world! Score the most points and be the winner!
i broke pets

Im only at breaking blacksmith
anyone have the ios update?
Well pets breaks at 2 b anywah
Not yet
2b what
@blissful raven i was just talking about the crowns turning black
Pet levels
Lol
Yeah the crown thing is funny
Im at 1k
who heere is iOS
In power
Me
Me
i want u on standby for the next few minutes 
Me
Me 🥺🥺
please stick around so u can confirm the new update owrks when its out
I will update u lava 🌝
The crown is actually four-dimensional, what you're seeing in that SS is the shadow it casts in three dimensions
Me even though i'm not
it should be about 10 minutes
what?
owo sorry that I didn't skribbl
I got an email from amazon support about an order I placed
Fuck, I finally beat super mario odyssey but then I realized it is almost 11 PM
Got the update
got save?
@sullen siren do you have your old save?
@near wharf he has save
If Lava makes me mod I will make apple send the update now
Too slow, P4.
we gucci
Got the update
its good???
Except for the 15000 gems I lost
ssly?
Rejoice in cloud save, my brothers
we Gucci?
🥳
also lava cloud save now works fine for pets
It’s downloading...
Woot me too
Hey Adam I hear that PC is bug free
pee sea
Looks like I am good
hey p4wn i heard you'll never be a mod
Ah well
first time i win in scribble
lol klö won even when lava made the list
best day of my life
smh
nice
There can't be two dick hole mods now can there
lava made a new list?
nah
Gg
i used urs
oh ok
It depends if lava wants me as a mod hehe
how many people did palm tree
Skribbl.io a free multiplayer drawing and guessing game. Draw and guess words with your friends and people all around the world! Score the most points and be the winner!

none andrew
lol
only one arcade too
Wait, there can't be more than one? I think we have about 23 too many mods then.
can we do mod only skribb
lava its fucked for me
i'm not home rn
While you’re here Lava, just wanted to tell you this is my favorite iOS game ever. Thanks for making it.
hi not home rn I'm kuaka
lol nerds
iOS can craft all as well 🙂
hmm...i wonder how many people lost their saves rn (by ios problem)
Lol remember when fruit salad was a thing
never downloaded the old one
WhY iOs bR0kR gUyS
guys do I update
lol
can you say what version number?
not 4.20???
@golden ivy what version number
disappointed
no its 4.3
hol up
Hole?
hold
Mine is restored.
i fixed it nvm
give me a few min and ill ss
Newest
that's 4.0
wait some time
We don’t have 4.3 ediot
im on 4.3
Replace farming icon with tunneling tbh
ediot
my save is fine
see he's 100iq
Homo

is the patch released?
Imagine
no u
yeah this is why i ask to make sure version number lol
I’m on ISO and I still haven’t gotten the update yet, not complaining just giving feedback (:
Any way to deal with crusades possible overflow?
Yes I made it happen
Not really but it's rolling out
A few people have it alreafy

Check your updates
So I’m safe to update?
if it says 4.3
Uh, I'd adsume
and not 4.0
yep safe
iOS is out...it messes up your save though
Update asap
Lol okay...if you go to the iOS channel Lava even said so himself
no it's fine now
can someoen post
Post
Yw
How do I get 4.3?
i mean wait ?
Pay Lava
until it releases
Oh I thought people had it already lol my bad
They do
"To anyone who has already installed, you havent actually "lost" anything"
"IF YOU DO, YOU WILL LOSE YOUR SAVE" contradiction 👀
we need a bigger scribblio list
Lol
Lava's skribbl skills at work
yes
true ue
good job apple you dummies
today the list was way better tho
did ue every say why they are so good at the arts
A drawing tablet
cheating with wacom tablet
yea my list >>> tomato list
he has some special tablet
still
ohhh
lmao klö
that makes more sense
that's even worse than mouse
xD
i got 4.0
yep
I have 4.0 but not 4.3
restart the thing?
lemme check one more time
hmm ok ill wait a while before posting abot it then
to make it recognise new update
Maybe its the 10% percent thing on a smaller scale
it looks like it’s still 4.0 for me
Like automatically
I’m still not seeing an update
The update is good. I have my save file and the new content, it just isn’t showing up as a new version
Maybe
I have it
The 4.3 ?
Can I pm without Ios?😉
i’ll keep refreshing
Mines also still 4.0
Lmao
It still says 4.0 but I have my save file...
hmmm
Mine says 4.3 now 
well that's good xd
also like
the "replace me"
no one really cares about that irght?
no ones gonna be like "ew, uninstalling"
what replace me
hey lava
I agree
I see the 4.3 now
LOOOOOOOOOOOOL
lmfao
Android rocks
mainly because lava doesnt like ios and wants to screw them up
Ah you have the nag now
Omg it's a virus
Why DOES it say replace me? lol
Was able to see the update if I went to the pending updates area, just not on the app page
On ios go to android store and rate the game
idk
Only solution
i guess i havent replaced it yet
i did rush a few things to get it out quickly
easy to forget the obvious
Is there anyone with iOS lower than 13? If so, DO NOT UPDATE
what?
My grandma has an apple tablet and i was confused af
*iOS not game
I opened it and my save isnt gone so hooray
? whats wrong with ios lower than 13
Looks good
what does that even mean
If you upgrade to a higher iOS, you're STUCK with it and cannot downgrade
well i mean
That stands for any other thing that someone is pointing to
first ios sucks 
I’ve got 4.3 now
Same with PS4 firmware, there's NO WAY to downgrade it


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