#Arknights
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Everyday I play the game I'm sad about not having those 2 R6S rate up 5 stars
Need to rotate my control center
Just borrow them from Yuwen

Oh
I don't care about base meta but
Base meta has been rotating control center tho
I care about it if it means I don't need to touch base as much
Cringe
I don't want to rotate my base okay


Passive income is nice
Passive income doesn't need you to check it every half day
…you’re 243, aren’t you?
only pasta can be abused for pallas
but then tulip thingy can be abused by nearl and not pallas
every 1.5 days or so
only case with pallas to win is when you need it asap instead of waiting the charge

like when they're close to having no morale
Actually insane
dude I'm serious about not wanting to touch my base
The everything

but at the same time
Job searching ❌
Arknights base ✅
A skill?
not actually a skill
more like a hobby
I bet nothing that you'll never guess what it is

Clay pottery
no
I ain't giving one

what kind of fucking person do you think I am
I completely take back it being a skill tho
definitely just a hobby
You someone who doesn’t care about the base and also makes fursuits in their spare time

That’s my clinical analysis
I concur
Speedcubing
Was I right? For real?
how the fuck
Literally first thing I thought of when you said it had competitions

My second guess was
*farthest distance for shooting milk out of your tear ducts” but the way

It’s a real “sport”
Saw it on tv when I was a kid and it stuck with me ever since
I’ll inflict my childhood trauma onto everyone else

That's...hot....?

also what kind of person would have "farthest distance for shooting milk out of your tear ducts" as a hobby

Well, your ears, throat, nasal passages and tear ducts are all connected
So it should be possible
Like, if you close your mouth and pinch your nose shut and try to blow, air will come out through your ears and tear ducts

Whoa
I found a video with only half that distance from 1998
Whomst managed 3m

Thats the good stuff you wanna see when logging in
Looks like you missed a day of logins
Am I right?
Oh
Have gotten the reserve thing multiple times and I dont miss a day
I thought it gave reserves after a set number of days
I got my latest one yesterday
finally found one of those mfs
No one expects the Spanish Inquisition
if CC is next event after this i can get the specialist tokens ig
and pot4 texas
should be a good investment
1 done 2 more rare bosses to go
I already have the specialist tokens, what I don't have is a Pot 2+ Texas
No point just going to 3
thoughts: I am not sure if Lavinia is actually a young lady or just comparatively young to all the oldies 
She's like comparatively young
I was thinking she’s between 25 and 30 during the story of Il Siracusano
alas, we never know because they generally dont give out ages lol
Nice argument senator, why don’t you back it up with a source?
Maybe if I'm poor and jobless with time on my hands, I would do it for those sweet Internet points

Ok, so there’s nothing stopping you then

My source is that i made it the f**k up

However, once Vigil leaves the landship, these same chefs will retaliate by making new renditions of Siracusan classics. For their safety, do not take pictures.``` don't tell Vigil that one of his first Siracusan RI friends liked the choco spaghetti and wanted to recreate more bizarre dishes 
Rubio’s cooking btfo
Mmm delicious yellow certs
yuh i bought last month's, this month's, and still got 362 remaining

I guess you kinda whale alot to start catching up
Was it a good haul at the end of it ?
Oof
aye got pretty much everything i rolled for
glad i could help you start your day with a smile 

And she somehow maintained her sense of self in dusks painting world 
Truly disciplined
in 303 i got 1 penanance 6 texas 1 skalter and 1 swa
the sniper
Sounds like a big win to me
Damn
Dude dodge relic

She’s broken
ikr
i think you're the strongest 
Thanks 

Texas holding down the first boss for 8 entire seconds
To do it again after 16 seconds
That’s kinda low for a penance 
You're low
hmm, fun that Penance seems to be a relative non combatant in the event but she's actually a Juggernaut Defender 
similar case with Goldenglow who's only a reserve operator in training at RI but...you know
She does pull out the thorned gauntlet at one point
That's one extremely painful bonk
She has a thorn covered book of law and most of her damage comes from a thorn reflection
It’s a pretty great fit for the character
“We finally finished creating the Siracusan legal system, now let’s compile the most important laws in these books we’ll call codexes. Oh yeah, also, cover the codexes in metal thorns so people keep cutting their hands and bleeding all over them.”

one must be prepared to bleed when defending justice 
As you open this codex remember the blood of innocents flows just as yours does 
Average symbolism fan vs average I just want this thing to fucking work enjoyer
also i kind of wonder why do wolf tails look nice
was it 
Wym was it
wait thats not even second phase
Texas training course
bru
Can you believe some say a0 of is3 is still hard
ironically
yes
3 op a0 is kinda fun tho
i dont really suggest 2 op tho unless you know what you’re doing going into everything
The problem with low op is rng
It’s just not fun spending 3 floors on 1 op
Because you aren’t getting the right tag
pretty much
Or you get Sanguinarch
Was going to do Penance+Texas which is not hard at all but every run was just spending every floor on just Penance
And when I get both
Sanguin
It stopped being fun but it was also very apparent I could do it when even just 1op Penance was handling majority of maps as is
Yeah if the challenge isn’t fun I’m not doing it
That’s why I liked this reserve op
thats why i dont suggest 2 op, mostly cuz it’s hard stuck rng
3 op is easier to handle
more leeway
Unfamiliarity with the maps can make it difficult
But after that it’s really simple stuff
pretty much
Like the first time I saw the map with 10 sprint reapers on it was wild
It’s why I really like the ascension system
You slowly get familiar with the maps as the difficulty scales up
?
So each ascension level isn’t too bad
The triple boss drone map without good aerial is hellish
Low or a0 you can just Texas them though
char check lol
Yeah it’s a pure aerial check
honestly I just got used to needing to soak up a couple hp if i dont have the right chars
ursus drones still hella annoying to deal with
Yeah I said that after awhile you learn to leak some things
Triple drone map sucks because you end up leaking way too many with how they travel in packs with stealth
Rather face that than out of control at high difficulty tho lol
Low to mid it’s fine
High just pray you don’t get the map
Yeah
I thought it was your first time
Yea
It was?
I never seen that map
That’s funny

I would’ve expected you to see it a couple times by now
Man the maps where i got fucked were
The ones with mephisto throwers
The one with 4 of them all over the place
Out of Control
And then emergency one with the guys calling in the drones
Had to fight the mobs that boost the drone speed
There’s only one map I actually lost legitimately during my Ascension 15 climb and that was the map
Lost 28 total hp
Over these 2 maps
Couldnt get enough dp out fast enough
And texas got nuked

If anything
One of my Ascension 15 runs I accidentally put my vanguard in range of the throwers

It was my only vanguard
You don’t need to guess what happened next
That was a dumb way to throw
It took me 3 tries to do Ascension 15 and 2 of them were lost to Out of Control
Its a good idea but its so melee based map
Melee based in a map full of those possessed infected is not fun
You don’t have many options
yea
And the higher ascension
Texas just gets nuked
And the fact it takes time to clear the middle infected is terrible
The problem with it is that there are literally 3 safe melee tiles
And 1-2 ranged tiles
You’re forced into a little corner of the map since barely anything can tank the attacks
If you were truly lazy you wouldn’t be touching ex stages till the last day

But that’s fine, AK is too free of a game anyways
till SSS
If you’re full on 6* meta 99% of maps can be blind run afk’d just camping the blue boxes
True
just penance it
I mean the wolf on ex cm was a little harder than i expected
It killed my Spalter on doll form
Even with gladiia on field
Any cm main boss would probably kill Spalter doll nowadays if they could hit it
Lo
Unless you got medics healing it
People needing a guide when they have Mudrock, Penance, & ah built
Use the flagpipe setup I know a meta person has then plop down the afk victory
I don't have ah ops built tho

As in the full squad
My comp is just meta slave all the way tho

I should get my Saria module
my comp is whatever 6* ops i can stuff into my squad 
And you need a guide using this?
LMAO
Thats a stacked ass team

You pretty much shit on the ex map
The only cm i struggled on was ex 3 cm
Cuz it cut block down
And i didnt use any ranged other than andreana
I will just not question it
I'll try using guides less moving forward tho
I don’t really get how but I’ve learned with shadowverse what I consider common sense is not so common
i cant do a single map w/o guides 
I had people use guides for cc r18
And i just asked her
"You have every meta op on e2 90"
"Why bother using a guide"

I never not use a guide for CC R18 tbh
It's more like a can't bother trying thing
When so many meta ops just instantly delete everything in front of them
Or are borderline immortal
I just copy a strat and be done with it
I want to see the gameplay of someone who struggles with it
yeah, maybe ez when your brain has wrinkles 
Then whats the point of playing though
png collection 
Like if you have Penance right
And the stage has 1 blue box
Do you just place your penance in a random corner instead
And that’s why the map is hard
my penance has died on every map i used her on since i got her 
Hell I kill most bosses by placing Skadi in front of them
And she just afk kills it with Gladiia
And maybe 1 healer
i had to use a guide for EX-8 normal mode cus my penance & thorns & sexas & mountain & chalter didnt work 
When someone says they’re struggling but then also says Skadi is bad I will combat this
Like the recent chapter steam knight
Skadi killed in 1 deployment
Both phases
On the h-whatever stage

With 1 healer
I'm not actually struggling
I just don't want to struggle so I look up guides first things first


As I said ^
I don't lose much satisfaction by copying strats for harder maps
100% of AK is scrolling through my operator screen 
Like the only reason I still play Arknights
Can’t say I get it but everyone is different
Was because that one time I decided to return because of Surtr and managed to pull her early

My experience was the polar opposite
I returned on mudrock/surtr banner
80 pulls
1 angelina and nothing else
As in I wouldn't continue playing if I didn't pull for Surtr
Probably
I'm no arknights tryhard but
I do the normal content without guides
and r18-21
Its more fun that way
I dont play the pc with micromanagement
Thats too extra for me
I’m a tryhard
I play on my phone
Max risk dailies with low ops n everything 

Just kidding
I try hard in Genshin for some reason
I don’t do much wild stuff and challenges all the time

That’s probably because genshin is the easiest game ever
I never bother try harding in arknights
Dude have you seen the current floor 12

I did that for a while
Abyss has literally not been hard since like
Until i saw people do it better
1.1

Wym
I play the game casually
Just about everyone who actually does Genshin abyss agrees that abyss has been way harder as of recent
It was never about the flex
How is abyss hard
And every time I hear someone talk about abyss I never get it
@young void is abyss hard
Don't get me wrong abyss used to be easy (easier)
Dude have you seen No L rant in Genshin?

Consecrated beast
Yo that stuff is wild asf

It really started to get hard after Wenut
I play normal video games
Before then I can agree it's easy
I don’t just play gacha
Tene
So I don’t find the game with a 2 second iframe dodge button, characters that provide near immortality, & most team comps that melt enemies like paper difficult
i have a grudge against genshin chat because ppl i liked left the server over genshin toxicity 
Half the difficulty in abyss is an enemy spending half the time in invincibility mode
But this is why I don’t talk about genshin

True
The fucking dragon
Wasnt even hard
Don't get me wrong abyss is usually still easy for me
It's just current abyss and the past few abyss are actually challenging
Believe it or not it’s not enjoyable being in a constant state of disagreeing with people
So I choose to instead not participate
It’s like when I played dark souls 1 and the game was easy, I’m not going to go into every ds1 conversation I can find saying that
This current iteration got almost everyone struggling
Took me two hours to figure out how to beat it when I'd usually smash it first try lmao
Or the common opinion
What happened

You smashed it last cycle jeez
Oh grim
Mihoyo decided 3 Abyss Lectors, Thundering Manifestation, and Abyss Herald should be in the same second half
Thank you for the exercise thing back then, i still try to keep it up once a while
But its harder with longer shifts
Oh
Thundering manifestation is
Fucking aids

Just-desserts before Fontaine releases and kills the difficulty 
Keqing
Nahida
Fischl
Kirara
Ganyu
Xiangling
Bennett
Zhongli
And 3 lectors+herald yokes
Same as usual
Raiden stuff & Nahida stuff
Oo ok
I usually do hbloom with a cryo character but went with bennet instead
Lots of fun with Keqing to be had there
Oh okay
I enjoy the game but I hate talking about it


Average genshin chat
I mean sure
Being “good” at a game is only valuable if you’re a content creator
True
Otherwise you’re an elitist and a contrarian
So no point bothering talking to people just so I can be called that
It’s hard when ur too good
I have trauma against Aeonblight drake after a only boys run
that’s why you can be goofy like me instead

I’m joking
Challenging yourself is the fun part
But yeah I was watching my friend mald abyss for 5 hours because he refused to not do it with Amber
Never not bringing a bow chara to that asshole again

Cant blame him
For me I try 6 character runs


I think abyss should be easier
Not because I find it impossibly hard to clear normally
But because I can't clear with 6 4 star characters anymore

Don’t worry
I'm just mad I couldn't bring Tighnari Quickswap coz the T Manifestation is a massive cuck
The only endgame content that currently exists and will probably ever exist being made easier just seems really weird
They’ll tone the difficulty down after Fontaine probably
Honestly
Ngl
The one thing in genshin i count as endgame
They made Abyss this way because they regret Nilou
Was the cc mode they had
But I do know gacha players hate when video games are video games
That shit was amazing
She made Abyss a joke lmfao
I played with nilou for a bit on event stages
Boring af character
Glad I didn’t roll
She also is one of the biggest failures of the medium height character model
She looks goofy af
That’s new lol
Whats wrong with nilou
A dancer with weak legs and no muscle definition
The only character that I'm looking forward to get that's already released is Kokomi

Sukokomon is fun
🐟
Every fanart I’ve ever seen of her artificially increases her height
To what the tall model would be
Nilou is like Venti (against Ventiable enemies)
Absurdly busted
She makes Aoe content irrelevant
She looks like she’s cosplaying as a professional dancer it’s so weird looking
And that's the only nilou comp that matters
Since it's the target of these Abyss changes
Venti wishes he could do the amount of damage Nilou Blooms do 
Maybe I can try 6 characters only this abyss

Last abyss with 6 characters only wasn't too hard tbh
bro
That was fun indeed
I nuked him with chen and amiya
Surtr users malding, you have to love it
Die Surtr



I take back what I said about Ganyu being dated after this abyss btw lmfao
GANYU THE GOAT
Literally
🐐

bleh
Wasnt ganyu always good
that’s what goats say right?

And Ayaka is kinda better for freeze
None of the Genshin girls are that interesting as a whole tbh
I would guess that's probably why people prefer the burst spamming Ganyu which is not as boring to play...?

Mc love bait, strong
True
What's not to like
SOUMETSU
I like noelle cuz shes a meme

I like Genshin but it's not for the characters or the lore but for the gameplay
im sorry Noelle, apparently you a sleeper
I like genshin but it's for the lore. They put hella soul into world building and the story early on trash but Sumeru massive step up. Can only hope Fontaine keeps it up
I can’t get invested into genshin lore
I remember a rant post after Signora was killed off
Paimon is the worst character ever written
The dude was like
"WAKE UP SHEEPLE, GENSHIN IS A GAME MADE BY WOMEN AND F-WORDS CATERED TOWARDS WOMEN AND F- WORDS"
Was fucking rolling
Game is perfect for me 
Which is another reason why I don’t join genshin talks much
Involving story
Half the people hate paimon and think she’s the worst thing ever created
I’m on that side
Every gacha game is an L, it’s just a matter of how big
personally I don't hate or love Paimon
I just don't care
she's there and kinda annoying I guess
It’s impossible for me to not care
eh whatever
About someone who is the majority of dialogue
I'm on the I love Paimon train :d
Paimon is 60-70% of the genshin dialogue
Bestest Travel Companion
And she the most annoying character I have ever experienced
I would rather jar-jar binks
Shes like dialogue extension
She makes the zelda fairy tame
Whats this hate on jarjar

Hes comedic relief
Paimon ruined every single story for me
Or is he
Honestly the beginning
People were literally dying in genshin stories
And paimon turned it into a clownshow
I could see main characters get cut in half
And this character would make it not seem like I’m supposed to be sad
And they have the same problem as all those comedy animes you guys shill
They have almost entirely 3 jokes
lol i dont watch anime
Said 8000 times
It drives me insane
Wait, the arknights channel really is dead and gone now? For some reason I thought we would still be able to see it, just not use it anymore 
Please console me @strong rampart
it's still there
ill comsole you
just that only mods can see it
gimme a sec
p sure
I’ve seen dora the explorer with more writing diversity
Grim you arent a fan of long animes either are you
You got fanfiction that knows how to write more than 1 joke
when i was a child i didnt mind team rocket
I’m not a big fan of anime in general
i said id comsole not console
Team rocket is nice
But god it got boring when i watched it when i was older
It was good in the beginning
And sometimes it varies with their content
https://twitter.com/suaviterra/status/1664531203423358976?t=XU9MWtJLcCKsprzMvFbbNg&s=19 local judge smashes open a car
Like when james became a girl
I will bring all our resources over rn


k am right
It makes the whole bit of their characters not as when there is a running theme joke, & a constant like the blasting off joke
i will commit not here
Bear with me
James the goat
But in the middle is the secret sauce of having more than 1 joke to tell
Episode to episode
But paimon and genshin
So mods can see archived channels?
The same 3 jokes

im the human actually
Aye
For 3 years
March is better travel companion than Paimon
If paimon was my companion
Arknights Master Pin
Arknights Planner
https://ark-nights.com/
Arknights Toolbox / Database
https://aceship.github.io/AN-EN-Tags/index.html
Item Drop Rate Data
https://penguin-stats.io/result/item
Most Sanity-Efficient Maps for Each Material
https://aog.wiki/
Skin/Sprite Animations
https://kokodayo.fun/skins
Character Cheatsheet for New Players
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1L5smDJR2_4JCLvDJpT2Cz94inl8MFtRXH-xEOyuahIA/htmlview?sle=true#gid=0
Base Optimization Guide
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1zYc2JU46X0XWmV7s1503bN4feRdOMa1eehrTQ2jGaiE/edit?usp=sharing
Worthwhile Module Guide
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1A0_0XTAcDDtHkvyAwjTqEEzM8cf5h3E60u23ZVXw4eg/edit?usp=drivesdk
Orundum Farming Guide
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1mXML196voUUGswEyn3D-NCALqOEpvajWKiYZXBiYmJ4/edit
Official Arknights Music Player
https://monster-siren.hypergryph.com/music
Arknights Story Text Reader
https://050644zf.github.io/ArknightsStoryTextReader/index2.html#/en_US/menu
Headhunting Parametric Model Spending Guide
https://www.reddit.com/r/arknights/comments/kn7rac/calculations_headhunting_parametric_models/
You're goat now
I’d be a sociopath

You might be one rn 
Maybe MC wont take 500 years to go insane
!!!
By year 2 I’d be causing chaos on this planet
No
From the borderline insanity
Traveler gets insane and actually eats Paimon

It is possible to purchase it for the very affordable price of $40 CAD tho 
If they gave me the choice to mute paimon
good ending 
Just keep everything the same
Discord is just pay to win without the gacha

But remove the entirety of their dialogue
And character model
I’d be more invested
You can even leave the parts in when they’re mentioned tbh
Just edit the whole character out and nothing else
remove me from here please
Which is why I can’t ever like the story much
Gameplay and new operators are fine to post without spoilers, but anything story related from
- CN
as well as
- the first 48 hours of a new patch in Global
needs spoiler tags
Honestly first two region stories were ok
|| tene is a ten || 
Inzauma just felt like a washed up story
damn
Just paimon alone ruined your entire experience?
damn
Imagine having a roommate
yeah i hate paimon 
Who is just the worst person ever
Like yeah they may be only one part of your life
But they’re ruining quite a bit
And you probably want to move
SSS Quick Guide
Mmm yes I love the arknights channel
Arknights no content again 

SSS guide 🤮
I mean
As i said shes just dialogue extension
A lot of the time you dont really need her
But you ignore my ak 
I don't coz Paimon is nice and got my back 

Now i give you nothing (i habe nothing)
Worst roommate ever would be more akin to
I wish I could understand noelle
Did I? I’m so sorry!
I truly do
Hmm

The character equivalent of an airhorn being blasted into my cranium 24/7 being enjoyable to you

And they’re so 1 dimensional too
I am not male after all and Genshin is for women
No substance

They barely are a character in general you know what they’re gonna say at any given moment

Paimon keeps repeating dialogue to pad it out is the problem
It kind of got lost in this genshin spam
And it’s like twitch chat level intelligence
Yes she repeats because your mc is an npc
LMAO


I can see
Their omnipresence is revolting
Paimon in the corner
Their voice sucks
Spamming OMEGALOL and POG
on top of how your dialogue is meaningless in Genshin or are just two ways of saying the same thing. HSR dialogue choices actually matter in comparison

HSR dialogue choices has actual jokes too
The trash meme itself was
Pretty well done
Twitch chat would drive me insane, Paimon wouldn't
True
Wonder why it reads less like dogshit

I see what steamers have to put up with, I'm banning like 90% of twitch chat lmao
Gonna have to kill the off topic now 💀 move to the appropriate channels for jenshit etc. 

I’m keeping it real pg though on how my life would be with paimon in it
||I wouldn’t be alive for long||
Steamers be boilin in a pot tho

Unless they’re from Clev-
ill kill off your topic 
Yeah it's why I could never be a streamer
Good
Arknights writing in comparison is very wordy but it ha some substance there since there isn’t a constant character ruining everything
I see some stupid comment, I'd lash out, say a slur, ban them, then get banned shortly after
Although I do have a chapter 11 complaint that I would put here
But I’d probably get banned I got too much hate regarding them
Arknights writing for me has to be one of the worst
Say it
I want no l to call me a slur 

In the context that everyone is somehow a fucking philosopher
It’s Allerdale yes
Yea shes
This character sent me
I have a whole novel worth of shit I’ve said about this character
Being the worst thing they’ve ever written
Remember that one guy who malded over Yostar ripping off Lovecraft
Only her end action was redeeming
Please
doesnt everyone ripoff lovecraft

Ok
Yes 

No L doesnt like me 
I too write eldritch horrors into my fiction
@lofty apex you gotta piss her off

Jk dont
Senpai is a nice person
She doesnt say slurs
That redemption was so terrible because it was not executed in a manner that makes any logical sense
In my culture, slurs are used to show affection 
Uhhh
I have not seen a more poorly executed redemption arc in my entire life
Not in this Discord server’s culture tyvm
That is why tene is a villain 
Oh wait I don’t understand server culture
True it was a pretty bad change of heart in the instance of death

Damn even sunny read chapter 11
But i did kinda catch how they tried to do it
That’s not it family there is so much more reason why
Cuz the steam knight reason
Ever since chapter 8 I've skipped every ak story except the ones that take place in Siesta
Or Brazil
The memories of her past came back because of her seeing the last steam knight
But yea I understand your pov grim
But the fun part
I’ll try to tl;dr it
This character exists for no reason at all
They hijacked the beginning, middle, & end of the story
They are a legitimate ad level garbage in my story
Who is the Paimon of AK 
none












