#say a word to make a story(ballad of breadsticks)
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broke
And
johnny
Eats
Galvanised
And
@primal owl has leveled up! (2 ➜ 3)
deez
pinguins
nuts
bru
what
hexakosioihexekontahexaphobic
so
yeah
I
did
commit
arson
Oh
The
Heavens
Opened
then
rain
Began
to
fall
onto
the
Fire
Suffocating
Me
and
my
Arson
is
splendid
And
therefore
All
Cannons
Have
Left
us
DEAD!!
But
He
reincarnated
nobody
other
than
theeuropean
who
busted
out
his
breadstick
which
combusted
spontaneously
into
an
uhhh
umm
a
magical
mystery
tetrahedron
shaped
fish
With
thirteen
mangos
@rare oar has leveled up! (3 ➜ 4)
of
the
sea
scouting
That
eventually
founded
My
troop's
clown
whale
poopy
Diapers
haha
but
i
eat
Every
breadstick
from
Europe
in
City 17
in
1876
, where
Bananas
and
Pineapples
were
sold
out
so
now
breaksticks
Are
engulfing
in
Flame
Getting
hotter
and
@compact panther has leveled up! (4 ➜ 5)
hotter
And
colder
While
the
breadsticks
Were
burnt
to
The
nuts
Have
no
yes
@naive onyx has leveled up! (0 ➜ 1)
Flavor
mixed
With
raw
Beef
jerky
(Chopped)
up
spiced
And
thrown
Into
breadstick-mania
. As
A
turd
shaped
Dog
who
Ate
an
aggressive
man's
toe
and
then
a
whole
army
Out
of
Fluffy
unicorns
with
Sparkly
french
lesbians
and
Twinks
Tattooed
with
Lebron
who
Is
not
the
real
Lebron
who
actually
Is
Trump
In
panties
That
stink
like
trumps
own
big
Fat
cheeks
“Godamn!”
“wtf”
, exclaimed
A
guy
That
stood
next
to
burning
Benches
and
Flaming
hot
Cheetos
, damn
boy
You
have
No
Bread
shaped
sticks
nor
food
so
the
guy
said
"breadsticks!"
and
then
he
exploded
into
pieces
of
small
breadsticks.
THE
FRENCH
bread
EXPLODED
like
every
other
SPIDERMAN
with
“WHAT!”
“AN”
"IDIOTIC"
Spaceship
he
Mumbled
but
breadsticks
came
sneakily
Along
My
roads
and
died
painfully
Eating
more
than
100
bees
worth
Of
plebians
-# (mediocre or peasant inhabitants of ancient Rome)
“What?
"How...
“Did
... that ...
Moron
really
“TRAIN 🚂”
i
meant
"Get
... that ...
“TRAIN 🚂”
out 🙁
"... of ... "
That
"... skyscraper!"
“HOW?”
“TRAIN 🚂 “
“SO”
“WHAT”
“I”
"HAVE"
“BREADSTICKS”
"IN"
"MY"
“TRAIN 🚂 “
"CARRIAGE!"
a
delirious
SpiderMan
Said
“I”
AM
YOUR
Space
bar
from
The
MILK
Planet
, SpiderMan.
?
But
He
Leaped
out
Indubitably
created
An
Croissant
-shaped
turd
That
Spiderman
himself
Feared
More
@rich herald has leveled up! (7 ➜ 8)
Spiders
himself
Included
Began
To
Expand
rapidly
quick
fast
swift
zoomily
-sonic
the
Breadstick
Breadsticks?
Breadersticks!
BREDIERSTICKS
Train 🚂
TRAIN
Said
Thomas
the
tank
engine
As
He
derailed
into
a
motorway
crushing
Thousands
Breadstick
in
To
French
fries
Who
Wanted
a
french
Baguette
Eating
a
Breadstick?
Who
Wanted
Five
Guys'
"FIVE
... CHEESEBURGERS ...
Went
out
to
drive
Speedy
mcspeedster
France
Whom
They
Eated
With
many
forks
And
sticks
And
Feathers
Then
thou
Must
become
Thee
enemy
‘S
That
roam
the
castle
Broke
First
Day
of
April
Fools
so
mm
ll
pp
(Black screen with text; The sound of buzzing bees can be heard)
According to all known laws
of aviation,
there is no way a bee
should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get
its fat little body off the ground.
The bee, of course, flies anyway
because bees don't care
what humans think is impossible.
BARRY BENSON:
(Barry is picking out a shirt)
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Oi, one word at a time
My word:
breadsticks
combusted
my
Microwave
. Breadsticker
Supreme
Pizza
Oven
Defenestrated
my
Window
and
Exploded
Linux
On
top
of
the
Eifel
park
Tower
which
Also
said
“BUMBACLAT”
was
here?
in
june
1942
and
September
1995
“When?”
Breadsticks
breadsticks?
Breadsticks.
Then
someone
ate
a
soggy
breadstick
dipped
In
dry
breadstickpowder
that
was
Powdered
with
Forbidden
breadstickgas
so
Charles
Breadstickman
Pleaded
for
His
breadsticks
To
Combust
With
maximal
power
and
He
was
the
happiest
Soggy
breadstick
Maker
Overlord
in
Åland
Islands
by
morning
Of
unleavened
frog
he
Fell
into
The pit
unceremoniously
and
suddenly
Reawakened
the
mighty
HUMUNGOUS
Bread
STICK!!!!!!!!
Who
Attempted
To
Reanimate
the
Deceased
dweller
Of
Tellus
Maximusses's
humongous
fridge
-shaped
Fingers
porter
Then
Accidentally
exploded
Into
a
FIREBALL!
-# [really cool jazz chords]
-# (punctuation actually marks the end of a sentence if you didn't know that, pretty amazing how grammar works actually.)
8d6
were
Rolled
and
none
were
a
1
all
were
edges
And
faces
of
Corpses
that
also
Eat
breadsticks
while
the
King
died
because
of
the
breadstickpocalypse
Caused
by
@real plover .
"Huh?" ||why was i pung help me im scared||
said
I
||you are a part of the story now||
, questioning
||why me?||
||I thought you were OP -- but that probably was with another topic -- oops||
||i havent touched this server in like a year||
my
Sanity
Quoting
I'm
going
With
sauce
That
Is
explosive
and
Extremely
radioactive
Edible
Breadsticks
Covered
In
Garlic
Butter
. Bottles
Which
fluctuate
violently
While
MJ (Michael Jackson)
sang
Billie Jean.
Not
Thriller
Chiller (rhyme)
Killer
Filler
Miller
Biller
will a
doge
defenestrate
Tanks
of
The
Great
Prussian
Leader
Yearned
For
breadsticks
In
Paradise
,California
Beheaded
the
King
Of
Almighty
Jesus
Our
Mother
But
Suddenly
She
Got
a
Baby
named
Xenophilius
which
had
cancer
stage
4
Then
@rapid mountain has leveled up! (4 ➜ 5)
Jesus
Appeared
and
Said
"Baby
,you
are
A
poor
Little
thing!
" After
Jesus
Spoke
he
Risen
up
To
heaven
and ||wtf is going on here||
ate
Bread
from
Gods
Father
who
Was
killed
By
Christiano
Ronaldo
Decaprio
"SUIIIII!"
Then,
Lionel
Messi
appeared
and
Said
to
Christiano
"You
bastard
! You
Not
A
Lionel
Messi
Fan!"
Run
For
Your
@opaque dragon has leveled up! (7 ➜ 8)
Life!
This
Is
radical
but
Tung
Tung
tung
Sahur
No
thank
Blue
cheese
Pizza
Slice
Pineapple
With
Sword
chicken
Rice
and
Fried
liver
Mario
Cart
Deluxe
Bowser
And
peach
Are
kissing
Infront
of
Mario
and
Luigi
. They
Said:
"Peach
I
hate
You
with
Bowser
. We
Broke
up
With
Bowser
And
now
Feature
Kim
Jong
-Kook
Is
Nuts
Because
Of
His
Masculinity
And
Now
He
Explodes
Everywhere
Singing
"AHHH!"
“I
Love
MY
dad
But
I
Discombobulated
myself
While
i
jumped
out
of
the
window
11
or
cash
. Tomorrow
We
will
Steal
the
MOON
! We
Are
Blobs
Bob
Cratchit
of
Naru's
Wife
Named
Kaan
And
His
🥔potato🥔
baby
was
sleeping
while
Christiano
Ronaldo
Conquered
Europe
,overseas
,Malaysia
Wasn’t
part
Of
this
Establishment
Yet
but
Panama 🇵🇦
split
Half
like
Nobody
Ever
Clocked
.
To
Prime
Gallagher
And
Beetlejuice
, Are
Sleeping
cats
with
Dogs
But
they
Can’t
do
Ghost
buster
Things
without
@rapid mountain has leveled up! (5 ➜ 6)
Poland
And
Justice
But
They
Also
Flung
Tommy
out
The
Note
. Then
Breadsticks
Disappointed
themselves
Because
Swiss
Cheese
Became
President
Of
The
Rift
And
Enquiries
The
Minions
Of
Gru
. MINIONS
Don’t
touch
Bananas
But
They
Steal
very
Moony
. Dear
president
They
Block
Joe
@dawn plinth has leveled up! (4 ➜ 5)
so
They
Hit
The
Second
tower!
Someone
Is
About
To
Get
Banned
Oh
No
A
Wild
@honest aurora
Appeared
. Hi
Luke
, how
‘dy
Do
You
Do
Writing
In
A
Gospel
Way
To
Eminem
And
Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
's wife
Did
Nothing
wrong
,except
killing
her
stone
that
was
drunk
because
he
really
wanted
to
try
wodka
. When
he
hugged
His
own
Pet
And
Walk
To
KLCC
And
KLIA
To
Malaysia's
Petronas
Tower
Flew
Up
A
Plane
. Godzilla
Vs
Megatron
Ultra
mega
Baton
With
Optimus
Prime's
Breadstick?
Thus,
the
story
End
Dimension
Ended
,shalt
not
be
Killed
by
him
.
In