#say a word to make a story(ballad of breadsticks)
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, LukeBeforeYouScout
's socks
is
a
Cool
Human
\
scout
. Endocrine
Melatonin
Pokemon
LIAR
Junklu
ur
-dragon
. After
about
A
Century
, this
heretic
Heroic*
Rat
Rats*
Gang
Gangs*
From
Froms*
Malaysia
Malaysias*
Proclaimed
Union
Unionssss*
Of
Onions
on
Ons*
Tajikistan
‘S eastern
Tajikistans*
Border
Is
pink
@rain drift has leveled up! (4 ➜ 5)
Talking
About
The
Scout
Ranch
Back
East
of
India
. In
Scotland
The
brave
Syr
with
Syr
Climbed
Kosovo
Von
Coth's
Jul
på
lørdager
job
, delivering (I will compile the entire story next saturday or sunday, and we can begin a new one then. @hoary root )
kal(ok)
and
cold
Breadstick
Breadstick
Dough
to
Make
Bread
for
Bread
Sticks
Bread
Inbred
in
Habsburg-like
Quarterback
for
Lunch.
Jumpin’ Jellybeans
It ends march 13th
I already decided
Nvm
Do whatever
Jumped
into
(Thats gonna take too long to compile).
(Tomorrow morning 10:00)
Jellyfish
Russian
Men
O‘
War
Is
Great
Woahhhhh
official
Russians
Died.
@jade valve has leveled up! (18 ➜ 19)
The end. (I will compile the story now)
Basil fried bakaed bees on McDonald's grill, according to all mankind.
Pineapples became pizza, thanks to The Justice League for beadsticks,
Piglets are mcnuggets Gorlock with earwax, delicious and sandwich.
This "earwax" is cool because hydochloric acid in beakers dissolve many cheeseburgers are bredsticks.
However, steroids pump your sweat into the heart of orphans.
Santa Claus broke every orphan's bones and threw them at Facebook HQ,
where Zuckerberg baked them the breadsticks, made my freshly-baked-breadstick oven explode.
The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen gentlemanned breadsticks into little orphans,
||(Milo Thorngage has leveled up! (17 ➜ 18)
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add tatsumaki’s notification to the story pls)||
eaten alive by bees.
According to do known universal laws, breadsticks taste terrible and disgusting.
True!
Nobody expects the spanish inqusution, our spanish inquisiton eats baby powder ice cream.
Unsurprisingly, the Spanish Inquisition wasn't surprising because Spaniards are breadsticks surprisers.
Queen Elizabeth the Second, by the Grace of God Queen of this Realm and of Her other Realms and Territories,
Head of the Commonwealth, Defender of the Faith, breadstick burned the Notre-Dame crispily to ashes.
Suddenly, pineapples from the Braedstickian Empire to another planet, where braedstickian rebels
stabbed bees and hippopotomas saved Hippopo-John.
Another communist threw breadsticks to Leningrad and survived like a nohing,
a tzar Russian saw antidestablishmentarianism.
Alright, let's Go!
Hey there, you're, we're, they're, no more sadly,
but then the giant say we're going nowhere except Canada.
Unless saturn got to uranus for a son.
Uranus, Saturn, Planet Nine, Sun, Alpha Centauri.
All the Pluto that are flying in space then to earth.
After that, they sat on the giant to make sandwiches from
bread, cheese, bread, bread, meat, bread, tomato, bread and cheese and milk.
Eating breadsticks bread with bread stuck bread on sticks,
then breadsticked disappeared bread,
disappear bread, disappear bread,
disappear bread appear explodes Queen Elizabeth the Second, by the Grace of
God Queen of this Realm and of Her other Realms and Territories, Head of the
Commonwealth, Defender of the Faith's bread orphaned bread offspring ressurected bread-burned bread, breadsticked.
After the cookies chocolatechipped bread chocolate I made.
Planet bread Pizza bread.
NO BREAD ALLOWED Here, BREADDDD Demanded bread.
Bread ate bread and bread cannibalised bread, orphaned bread and bread began bread dieting bread,
then B.R.E.A.D boring began to fly like a bee and went breadstick, no, croissant.
Lupin bread must bread stop no then die.
End bread.
Bread Mr.Pineapple bread and orphans' bread played bread golf.
The bread
NO BREAD
/ban Andrew
Bread dread YES.
Anyhow, BREAD THRONE bans BREAD ban bread angel bread.
Hello.
Hi.
How are you?
I am fine.
How are you?
Good.
Cool.
The Bread slept, bread ate bread, flew bread, jumped bread, slipped,
according to all the laws of aviation from bee movie, not the able self fly.
Then wings on my bunny god flapped bread,
and bread had bread, bread butter, and bread garlic bread, yummy bread, cheesy pizza bread.
Together, the galaxy that brreeadddd children fried:
cheetos bread,
cheese bread,
bag bread, and bread chips,
bread crumbs bread.
I bread, you bread, no bread without bread isn't bread because bread fell.
Bread is bread, unfortunately.
Bread gone.
Bread burned Leoforou, Pythagoras breadstick crazy,
I went to how bread was bread stick bread shoe bread Andrew Yes? Bread Bread yum.
Breadddd dogs, bread cats, bread fish, bread dolphins, bread word choice bread slice,
of potato chip bread charcoal Breadddddddddddd in mum I am bread the bread,
then bread tell me bread because bread self breadddd chamalidis,
breaddddd threw bread,
pizza cake is very depends on gods will against breadcan save hungry Iguanas, but unfortunately,
nothing matters if Agatha Christie matters, but nothing will matter if anything happen nothing to stars in hell way.
Do make them green for the grinch because he ate the breadsticks,
where breadsticks,
but Grinch can can macarena oopan sleigh.
Oh oopan breadsticks because yes.
Then cried about stuff goofy because it breadsticks Jenca's mother; Luke created God, Lucas help me to overthrow the government.
Barack "God" Obama communism just finished breadsticking grandma. Grandma, grandma and your hock coach hehe,
did Michael Jackson say you've shamone deez joe biden syndrome illegally.
Flex illegaly-blind parrots rush death was dead miting lies that alive is boring fr., and God is Kenan Raves.
Idk, ur pain is breadstick.
Deadpool died, LIES my milkshake brings Carrefour from Las Vegas this morgan is cool.
Yesterday, @honest aurora 's socks is a cool human \ scout.
Endocrine melatonin pokemon LIAR Junklu ur-dragon.
After about a century, this heretic rat gang from Malaysia proclaimed union of onions on Tajikistan's eastern border,
is pink, talking about the scout ranch, back east of India.
In Scotland the brave syr, with syr Climbed Kosovo von Coth's Jul på lørdager job,
delivering kal and cold Breadstick breadstick dough to make bread for bread sticks bread inbred in Habsburg-like quarterback for lunch.
Jumpin'Jellybeans jumped into jellyfish Russian men o' war is great Woahhhhh official russians died.
[See below for the entire story in 1 message / .txt file
This took me an hour to compile
(Start) according
To
All
Humanity
BEE
can't
Give
Alastor
Moody
The
The
Breadsticks
The
(Why do you keep saying “the”????)
The
(the the the the thheee the the)
. Alastor
The
Salesman
Bed-time 👋
. Bree
Bye
To
ur
Australian
mum
Cuz
The
local
Breadsticks
Thr
Incoherent storyteller kept saying:
The
Idk
, why
. Death
. Everything
Why
do
Birds
poop
, but
always
On
Me
And
My
Mum.
Mum???
"
The
“Why
“ question
Yeah?
I
,
Breadsticked
A
Pig
With
COVID.”
Nope
, not
Today
Said
Syrio
Baggins
BILBO
And
Frodo
Baggins
And
Gandalf
The
baggins
Stole
The
Wand
Ring
, Avada
Ke-mordor
Sauron
for the
(One word only)
Breadstick
Bilbo
Bagged
Rings
Forged
Four hundred forty-four
Degrees
Mount
Breadstick
Of
Chocolate
Doom
, diabetic
Pigeons
Flying
Into
Your
Mom’s
House
Because
She
Farted
beans
Excuse
her
Me
Owing
Messi
A
Smokey
Mountain
With
Ur
Communist
Leader
Crazy(Woah chill there)
? I
Was
Crazy
Once
They
put
barbie
Up
For
Sale
Nonetheless
, a
Plastic
Bag
Exploded!
Turtles
Suffocated
With
Straws
Orange
Plastic
Straws.
However
Bread
Was
Butter
, Unsalted
Potatoes
, eaten
Savagely
Bread
With
Bread
, garlic
Bread
. Several
Types
of
Bread
Sent
By
The
Bread
Monster.
Bread
Ate
Bread
, garlic
Snow
And
Bread
With
vegemite
Bread
it
Bread
it
Bread
it
Bread
it
B r e a d
i t
b r e a d
** i t **
Bre ad
i t
B. R. E. A. D
I. T
Bread
it
Bread
it
Bread
it
Bread
it
Bread
it
Bread
it
Pão
Bread
pandesal
Breaddd
pandesal
After,
that
tuberculosis
spanked
Bread
so
Bread
Photoshopped
Tuberculosis
Bread
And
Bread
kissed
Bread
baguette
@uneven dragon has leveled up! (9 ➜ 10)
Bread
Bread
baguette
Bread
baguette
Bread
baguette
Bread
** b a g u e t t e **
breadstick
Bread
. Singing
Bread
and
sticks
making
Stones
and
Bread
Baguette
Bread
baguette
Bread
baguette
Donut
baguette
. Steve
jobs
Made
Bread
Articulates
Feb
Feb
breadsticks
baguette
doing
Good
Carrotsticks
. Bananas
ate
Australians
delicious
Nuh
yes
Nuh
yes
. Meanwhile,
Bread
Baked
a
Aussie
With
Flamethrowers
. Turtles
Choked
meanwhile
Ur
mum
…’s
Mum
walked (Next saturday or sunday i'll compile the story again)
Bread (bet time to bread)
to
Bread
-ville
Bread
bakery
Spiced
Breadstick
Sticking
Bodies
inside
Basements
From
Korea
Bread
Jamboree
B r e a d
baguette
Stabbed
Vegetables!
Lego
Bread
Killers
Breadddd
Inbred
Bread
Orphaned
Tuberculosis
Saw
Orphanages
Bread
buttered.
exotic
Bread
swam
decimetres
Across
Bread
Land
Bread
sweaty
Breaddddddddd
. Andrew
Bread
Had (tomorrow around 9 UTC I’ll compile the story)
BREADDD!!!!!
Aaaaaand we’re done for this edition of the Ballad of breadsticks. Story will be published soon
(Start)
According to all humanity
BEE can't give Alastor Moody the the breadsticks the.
Alastor the Salesman bed-tie.
Bree bye to ur Australian mum, cuz the local breadsticks.
The oncoherent storyteller cept saying: the idk, why.
Death.
Everything;
Why do Birds poop, but always on me and my mum.
mum???
<<The Why" question yeah? I, breadsticked a pig with covid.>>
Nope, not today said Syrio Baggins, BILBO and Frodo Baggins,
and Gandalf the Baggins Stole the wand wing, avada ke-mordor Sauron for the breadstick
Bilbo bagged rings, forged 444 degrees Mount breadstick of chocolate doom,
diabetic pigeons flying into your mom's house because she farted beans.
Excuse he, me owing Messi a smokey mountain with ur communist leader.
Crazy? I was Crazy once.
They put barbie up for sale.
Nonetheless, a plastic bag exploded!
Turtles suffocted with straws. Orange plastic straws.
However, bread was bread butter,
unsalted potatoes,
eaten savagely bread with bread,
garlic bread, several types of Bread sent by the bread monster.
Bread ate bread, garlic snow and bread with vegemite.
Bread it Bread it Bread it Bread it.
B r e a d i t
b r e a d
i t
Bre ad i t
B. R. E. A. D
I. T
Bread it
Bread it
Bread it
Bread it
Bread it
pão bread
pandesal breadd
pandesal Bread
After, that tubercolosis spanked bread, so bread photoshopped tubercolosis bread,
and bread kissed bread baguette
||@Toshio has leveled up! (9 ➜ 10)||
Bread Bread
baguette Bread
baguette Bread
b a g u e t t e
breadstick bread.
Singing bread and sticks making bread baguette
bread baguette
bread baguette
donut baguette.
Steve Jobs made bread, articulates feb breadsticks baguette doing good carrotsticks.
Bananas ate Australians. Delicious? Nug. yes. Nuh. yes.
Meanwhile, bread baked a Aussie with flamethrowers.
Turtles choked; meanwhile, ur mum's mum walked bread to bread-ville bread-bakery,
bread spiced breadstick sticking bodies inside basements from Korea Bread Jamboree.
B r e a d Baguette stabbed Vegetables!
Bread lego Bread killers Breadddd Inbread bread orphaned tuberculosis saw orphanages bread buttered.
Exotic bread swam decimetres across bread land.
Bread
Sweaty breadddddddddd.
Andrew Bread had BREADDD!!!!!
Stats:
Breadsticks (and variations): 6 times
Bread (and variations): 58 times
Baguette: 10 times
Tuberculosis: 3 times
God damn who said bread that many times…
Spanish
Inquisition
Spanish
Spanish
, but
(ANDREW STOP REPEATING WORDS)
Spanish
||i quit||
||Hey that not a single word||
||Spanish||
Spanish
Dancing
F*cking
sweating
Spanish
Poles
Spanish
Iguanas
Spanish
In
Pain
suffering
Spanish
Super
Sneaky
Spaghetti
Spanish
are
Italian.
Spanish
Pasta
Spanish
deez
Spanish
Portugal
Spanish
In
Portugal
Spanish
Few
Spanish
Murderers
Hid
behind
Spanish
Breadsticks
The end
|| Jk, the story continues ||
Burnt
||Last saturday i compiled the last story||
To
Oh ok
Crisp
Spanish
inquisition
Spanish
Baguettes
Spanish
Whiskey
Spanish
after
Spanish
Exterminated
Spanish
wine
Spanish
portugal
Spanish
vodka
Tequila
beer
Spanish
|| @outer shadow we will start ignoring you if you say Spanish again ||
Horse
shoe
Throwing
||I’ll just ignore his repeated messages when compiling||
English
mate
United states
Into
Canada
butterfly
Mexico
Madagascar
Panama
Drama
Haiti
Is
Jamaica
<t:123456789:f>
Is
Peru
yeo
Republic Dominican
destroyed?
Cuba
was
also
Caribbean
until
Bring
Wood
to
Burn
the
Greenlandic
down
-under
the
Train.
and
A
fish
Finland
Greenland
Eswatini
El Salvador
Too, ||And now enough of Yakko’s world||
Peso
won
Cymru
Tomato
Bob
swam
and
Hi
how
της
what
In
the
Tarnation
is
This
mate?
Honestly
I
Would
Photosynthesise
All
Lesbian
‘S
damn
GOTHAM
. 

Fluffy
unicorn
Dancing
on
Batman
! Wow!
Nanananana
Every
gotham
Fluffy
Bats
Nose
Is
Painted
Periwinkle
puff
Pastry
Pie
with
Whipped
Rope
Mustard
Honey
bunch
What
sugar
Crazy
Dizzy
Rat
on
Harmonica
Clarinet
, locked
In
woods
Combusting
some
Weezer
Buddy
Man
Band
drinking
quantavious’
Beer
Then
Holly’d
down
Ur
Weezer
Mum
and
Go
back
To
september
Thirtieth
in
Greenland
Softly
but
then
Gracious
Devils
slumped
right
Into
Death
oh
My
that
thee
.
meanwhile
Thneedville
Smelled
tree
Leaves
No
, Burned
orphanages
And
Crispy
snails
, like
technoblade
and
then
Birds
pecked
the
soul
of
grandma
Deborah
My
Friend
Cannibal
Is
fabulous
At
pokers
but
Cant
Even
hydrate
Except
With
Dr.pepper
Coke
Is
overrated
Breadsticks
crossiant
and
Popcorn
popped
In
japan
Airplane
JL47
When
finland
invades
tomato
land
Fantastically
yet
Death
still
Haunted
my
Children
The
Orphans
Were
softlocked (If i got the energy, i will compile the story on APRIL 28th)
Greek
Horses
that
run
Dying
Races
But
Junk
is
Trash
Burn
Those
Pieces
Into
Smithereens
And
Explode
Chickens
Bums
With
Semtex
Drago
, Xanax
, Xanadu
Wakawaka
Ayay
Wuluwulu
Im
Home
Bradlent
Bush
-master
holder
of
The
Twig
@blissful crest has leveled up! (4 ➜ 5)
, enchanted
wartortle
Evolved
into
Venustoise
. Lorem
Baby
ice-cream
Tiger
Ipsum
dorime
Sit
Down. (I’m gonna compile the story in about an hour)
The end
Ballad of Breadsticks III begins:
The baguette eats the ||Spanish||
——————
Hills
||Spanish|| inqusition
||Spanish|| ||Spanish||,
but ||Spanish|| ||Spanish|| dancing f*cking sweating ||Spanish|| Poles
||Spanish|| Iguanas
||Spanish|| in pain
suffering ||Spanish||
Super sneaki spaghetti ||Spanish|| are Italian.
||Spanish|| pasta
||Spanish|| deez
||Spanish|| Portugal
||Spanish|| in Portugal
||Spanish|| few
||Spanish|| murderers hid behind ||Spanish|| Breadsticks, burnt to crisp
||Spanish|| inqusition
||Spanish|| baguettes
||Spanish|| whiskey
||Spanish|| after ||Spanish|| exterminated ||Spanish|| wine, ||Spanish|| Portugal, ||Spanish|| vodka.
Tequila
Beer
||Spanish|| horse shoe throwing, English mate, United States into Canada butterfly
Mexico Madagascar Panama Drama Haiti Is Jamaica 29 november 1973 22:33 is Peru
Yeo
Republic Dominican destroyed?
Cuba was also Caribbean until Bring Wood to burn the Greenlandic down-under the train.
And a fish, Finland Greenland Eswatini El Salvador too,
Peso won cymru tomato.
Bob swam and hi, how της
What in the tarnation is this mate?
Honestly, I would photosynthesise all lesbians
damn
GOTHAM. 

Fluffy unicorn dancing on Batman! Wow!
nanananana
Every gotham fluffy bats is painted periwinkle puff pastry pie with whipped rope mustard honey bunch.
What sugar crazy?
Dizzy rat on harmonica clarinet, locked in woods, combusting some Weezer buddy man band,
drinking quantavious Beer, then Holly'd down ur weezer mum and go back to
september thirtieth in Greenland, softly.
But then, gracious devils slumped right into death
Oh My that thee.
meanwhile, Thneedville smelled tree leaves, no, burned orphanages, crispy snails, like Technoblade,
and then Birds pecked the soul of grandma Deborah.
My friend Cannibal is fabulous at pokers, but can't even hydrate except with Dr. Pepper.
Coke is overrated.
Breadsticks croissant and Popcorn popped in Japan Airplane JL47, when finland invades tomato land fantastically,
yet Death still haunted my children.
The orphans were softlocked.
Greek horses that run dying races, but junk is trash.
Ships burn those pieces into smithereens and explode chickens bums with semtex Drago,
Xanax, Xanadu, Wakawaka ayay wuluwulu
Im Home Bradlent Bush - master holder of the Twig, enchanted wartortle evolved into Venustoise.
Lorem Baby ice-cream tiger Ipsum dorime sit down.
The end
W
I dont have to compile them so thanks for doing the last few
Story IV begins:
Baguette
breadsticks
, garlic
Makes
French
Fat
Flippin’
RATS
Cook
@honest aurora
into
Milo
it
Sucked.
Sucking
popsicles
, strawberry
dipped
smoothly
Pawsicle
WE
BUY
Hippies?
||i feel honoured. I’m the first||
Like
Hippo-hippies
|| we kinda purchased your hippies, sorry ||
Screaming
"Mesa
Wakawaka
ehhhehhh
breadsticks
Slurp
Soupppp
,” and
tacos
escape
to
narnia
, into
Bagels
With
Beans
Donkey
Laid
shrek
Down
six
Freakin’
beer
. DONKEY
Jul
Poop
Farquaad
Some
Unicorns
fall
Diagonally
Hither.
However
Shrock
doth
has
a
They
Bonjour'd
those
baguette
K’nights
into
Mount Doom
no
Vesuvius
, and
Mount doom
was
Celebrating
Constantinople's
quinceañera
with
Four
lightsabers
But
Overlord
Pikachu
Man
Decreed
Sheep
-shaped
Pasta
Would
become
Goat
Pizza
@plush current has leveled up! (0 ➜ 1)
. Pomni
Breadsticked
Ceasar
At
Ceasar’s
Stabbing
Ragatha
Then
baguette-ing
Down
Salad
@blissful crest has leveled up! (5 ➜ 6)
Mountain
Towards
Oxi
tocin
River
which
Ran
through
your
breadsticks
sauce
Sick
my
Oxitocin
has
a
Small
Fiou
with
breadsticks
and
Fish
chips
, crisps
Dipped
in
bloody
Tissues
of
breadsticks
.
With
rigarmortis
We
finally
cooked
Iife
pasta
With
Death!
Amazingly,
the
rat
, locked
inside
Rubber
Roooommmmm
was
a
crazy
rat
?
I
have
herpes
and
rats
inside
My
tummy
head
is
small
and
crazy
Men
Mcmissile
with
Holly
breadsticks
began
Losing
hair
. Orange
platypus
AIDS
CAPSLOCK
banana
Chips
In
chocolate
cake
With
toenails
. On
The
Side
We
didnt
Have
Pancakes
, orphans
nor
rakes
Or
baguette