#Elden Ring (DLC hype room)

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proven cloak
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Thops is heavily implied to have been around since the shattering

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and he's just like chilling

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in a church

stone cove
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when you can say "Centuries" or "a milenia"

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and like... that works with the state of decay and the themes of stagnation in the world

old brook
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Thops is living well ||up until a point||

stone cove
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(STagnation is a big, big theme in the game in general)

proven cloak
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I'd believe 5000 years for the whole setting, which is what I've heard

glossy delta
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Yeah tbh the shattering feels like it happened like
20 years ago to me

proven cloak
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^

grave plinth
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Shattering feels a little under a century to me

proven cloak
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I could see a few decades where Marika's not around before the war breaks out in earnest

grave plinth
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Given how damaged all the settlements are

stone cove
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Like it does seem the shattering was a long war

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and i can buy the recovery etc taking time by how collapsed things are

old brook
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if it's only been 20 years Caelid is screwed

stone cove
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but there are so many other details that dont make sense if it's just 20 years

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like... the ash in leyndell already.

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Whjich is still one of the big ??? what happen ??? things the base game shows you

old brook
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I do wonder why the Scadutree is still seemingly leaking sap n such when the Erdtree went dry

warped quest
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i always figired the ash was because your just burning the most massive tree ever

proven cloak
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might be leaking too much sap

stone cove
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No, the ash is already there.

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when you first get to Leyndell

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there's already ash piles all over the place

proven cloak
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its like both trees are out of balance, the Erdtree is dry, the Shadutree bleeds too much

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the fragments say theres a belief it'll one day crumble from within, and scatter shards across the land

old brook
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'
A talisman depicting Godfrey, first Elden lord, receiving the precious sap. Increases poise after using a flask of tears. The Lord accepted the sap stoically, without any sign of wavering. No wonder Lord of the Erdtree casts a long shadow over the lands.
'

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the hell does that mean, game

stone cove
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also who the hell is ever using that talisman?

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it's such a bizzarely specific effect

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It doesnt even last long

old brook
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if it lasted a while maybe yeah

stone cove
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As like, an amaeuter game designer

kind garden
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thing worth noting is that "after" is basically a lie

stone cove
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i'm always fascianted by stuff like this

kind garden
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it makes your sip animation hyper armored

stone cove
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like... how did this get designed and make it into the game?

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why?

proven cloak
stone cove
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When Talisman slots are some of the most compeditive and desired slots in the game

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what makefs this worht while?

proven cloak
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"stoically without wavering" is a funny line

kind garden
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when you drink ye flask, that shit is now uninterruptible

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why you would want this, I could not tell you

old brook
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it does imply others do it otherwise

proven cloak
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Romina's did the same thing
Oh, she held the bud in "Speechless Silence"? I bet

old brook
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everyone else cries when they get the sap

kind garden
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it kinda makes me think the sap is like

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really brutal on your body somehow? when you receive it? but like... fucking when

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who

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what is the occasion of Receiving The Sap

old brook
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It makes me think it's why all the Knight type folks are.. like that

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implied to be utterly bizarre murderlords

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Leal Hounds of the Golden Order

grave plinth
old brook
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will never get over Messmer's Sad Room

kind garden
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basically canon

atomic marsh
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This is the ultimate family of girlfailures

grave plinth
atomic marsh
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these women are just the most divorced things on the planet

grave plinth
old brook
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It is.. so strange, that Wings make Golden Order types fine with the snake. That's so specific, guys.

atomic marsh
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I love the fact that people have just assumed that Radagon is just

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perpetually shirtless

kind garden
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allergic to shirts

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messmer is a medical student
self-loathing wreck pushed into his current trajectory by parents
it tracks.

grave plinth
kind garden
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himbo alert

atomic marsh
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Messmer jealous of Leonard is incredibly funny

kind garden
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help I'm in a fanart rabbithole

glossy stag
kind garden
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Messmer has a dark room to go mope in

atomic marsh
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wait does he

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or is that just the boss chamber in general

old brook
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It's just the name of the Boss Room

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And the castle having that much real estate devoted to brooding

atomic marsh
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||Man Messmer has so much build up for not really doing anything for the main plot of the DLC really||

covert schooner
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Yeah the shattering happened a long time ago but

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A lot of stuff after the shattering itself is relatively recent

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Like Leyndell fell into disrepair not that long ago

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Also for what it’s worth I keep seeing people say Miquella never like grew up mentally either but

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Tbh I don’t know if there’s really evidence for that

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I think he just had a child’s body

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ALSO

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do y’all think consort has specifically romantic implications? ||it’d be a lot of incest if so and I’m not sure how much of that is fromsofts vibe lol||

kind garden
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I'm gonna be honest, while consort doesn't necessarily have romantic implications so much as it does those of marriage to royalty, I do not think From Software or Miyazonky give a fuck about incest

atomic marsh
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Miyazonky????

kind garden
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It's a game that's very VERY much about royals doing royal things and that often means "each other"

covert schooner
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I think maybe the demigods are also like

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More Greek in nature

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In the sense that it’s not really a huge deal for them

atomic marsh
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Yes that's also part of the vibe

covert schooner
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It is really interesting that you can get married to Ranni as a women when they went out of their way to make the marriage in ds3 straight

atomic marsh
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I think that's probably just them realizing how clunky that was and also Elden Ring having much more to do with characters that aren't NPCs in full-face helmets you kinda can't do that anymore

covert schooner
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thats fair

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i do think it's cool and semi-intentional

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like as a more progressive move

atomic marsh
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We do not know the exact mechanics of gods giving birth in Elden Ring, but it seems to at least partially be removed from just "Male Organs and Female Organs Do That"

obtuse halo
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There’s a fair bit of evidence that almost nobody has sex or gives birth

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With the Erdtree being an intermediary

atomic marsh
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Radagon fucks we know that at least.

old brook
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I fully believe that and yet also- yeah

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for whatever reason Marika and Radagon are the exception that prove the rule

atomic marsh
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I think it's funnier if Marika doesn't but Radagon did.

obtuse halo
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The turtle neck meat talks about increasing virility and that just not really being a thing people care about anymore

covert schooner
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yeah sorry, I guess what i mean is moreso that I think elden ring is noticeably more queer than other games and i don't think that's necessarily coincidence

atomic marsh
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Oh yeah

covert schooner
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other games by fromsoft i mean

atomic marsh
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I mean hey changing times.

old brook
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Before earlier lore I firmly believed Marika was so repressed she generated Radagon specifically because of her crush on the Witch Queen of Caria

covert schooner
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yeah is a good thing

atomic marsh
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Also! Bonus, it's easier to dev.

covert schooner
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just interesting

old brook
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'CLEARLY, THE ONLY SOLUTION, IS THAT WE GET MARRIED'

obtuse halo
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One of the few people we know of who seems to have sexual interest in anything is…seluvis

atomic marsh
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And that's why we kill him.

obtuse halo
kind garden
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Turtle Neck Meat

Material used for crafting items.


Considered an especially nutritious ingredient In the south of the Lands Between.

Pickled Turtle Neck

Craftable item.

Temporarily boosts stamina recovery.

The nutrients churn through the body,
practically boiling out endless power.```
Well-Pickled Turtle Neck
```Turtle neck meat that has been thoroughly pickled in a bitter
solution.

Temporarily grants large boost to stamina recovery speed.

The effects of the forager brood's pickled delights are enhanced by
the fermentation, or rotting, of the ingredients. Though this
results in a pungent odor, some come to find the aroma
irresistible.```
obtuse halo
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Wait, shit

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Where was that text then

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I might be losing my mind

covert schooner
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ah no

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its from the network test jane

kind garden
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found it, it's from pre-release only

covert schooner
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so.... honestly still good evidence for like

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obscure setting stuff like this

atomic marsh
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To be fair

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this is after the shattering

obtuse halo
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Okay cool I thought I was just losing my mind there

atomic marsh
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also

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i'm losing it at this

covert schooner
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although

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Melina says that births continue

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so

obtuse halo
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could be erdtree births though

covert schooner
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maybe but
looks over
anyway tbh i uh

obtuse halo
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or just stuff outside the erdtree; the demihumans still seem to give birth

covert schooner
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kinda assume the demigods were having actual sex textually tbh

obtuse halo
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Melina has some musings on Boc

covert schooner
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like, it;s not the content of the game

atomic marsh
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Those fuckers did it again

covert schooner
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but i don't think theres a lot saying they dont

obtuse halo
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Mohg's remembrance also still talks about sharing Miquella's "Bloody Bedchamber"

covert schooner
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yeah

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yeah

obtuse halo
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which is non-explicit but the implications are still sorta there

covert schooner
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although we now know it was almost certainly consensual

atomic marsh
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Well

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No...

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||Mohg didn't really consent||

covert schooner
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I

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yeah i

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suppose

kind garden
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Miquella the Tickla

obtuse halo
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||Mastermind video here||

covert schooner
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NO

kind garden
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it's too late

covert schooner
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I do think that video is at least a good representation of

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if not necessarily his motives

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miquellas general vibes

kind garden
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Imagine becoming a god then instantly meeting some asshole who can dodge roll 800 attacks in a row

obtuse halo
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We really did get zero explanation for the promo shot of Miquella riding Torrent, didn't we

atomic marsh
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Yup!

covert schooner
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Its really interesting that fromsoft has kinda shifted over the years less from "putting the dying and long gone from glory divnities from their misery" and more to "you are genuinely radhaan's equal in combat"

obtuse halo
kind garden
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wait, no, there really is no sensible explanation for Miquella riding Torrent

covert schooner
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I think it's one of those things that like

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well

kind garden
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this shit makes no sense at all

atomic marsh
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IT DOES

covert schooner
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we see horned horses in the storehouse

atomic marsh
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IF YOU ACCEPT MY THEORY

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wait hold on

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which M is Maiden

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Malenia?

kind garden
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Melina

atomic marsh
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Malena

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fuck

kind garden
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⭐ You Tried

covert schooner
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||torrent is a creature from the lands between that Miquella divested himself of at some point. beyond that. idk||

atomic marsh
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i hate you GRRM

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i hope your commodore 64 melts

covert schooner
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tbh its one of things where im like

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yeah i kinda think this works as one of the things thats only implied

obtuse halo
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Torrent's former master is a big questionmark in the lore to be fair, so I guess there's no reason it couldn't be miquella

covert schooner
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the promotional material suggests it

obtuse halo
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other than that Ranni knew them, which again, does not particularly dismiss miquella

covert schooner
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as does torrent being a spirit of a horned animal

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which directly makes torrent from the land of shadow

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without doubt

atomic marsh
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I also think Melina is from the land of shadow

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And brought Torrent with her.

covert schooner
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less directly stated but

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very likely

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||at the very least she came here when she died sometime before the game||

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||since it;s the land of the dead and shes dead||

obtuse halo
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She's ||burned and bodiless, which is clearly distinct from dead||

covert schooner
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i think its bably mostly logistics that shes not in the dlc

obtuse halo
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I certainly think so. The fact that she can manifest at-will from thin air and even join you in battle against Morgott strongly suggests she is not, in fact, completely dead.

covert schooner
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oh yeah she

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is definitely like

obtuse halo
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Unless you mean after being kindling, in which case it seems like she might be proper dead

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😛

covert schooner
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bare minimum some kind of ghost

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but

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||i think it's me likely she's something like ranni, whose body is dead but soul goes on||

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idk why i spoilered that

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thats base game stuff

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whatever

dusty kraken
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I do find it fun (And sad) how || Like 90% of the people in Elden Ring behind the various big shitshow events seem to be entirely trying to do the right thing but don't know what it is or how to achieve it without hurting those about them.||

covert schooner
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yeah i think thats

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part of the fromsoft soulsborne franchises theme

obtuse halo
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the other thing about torrent's former master is Ranni gives you the spirit calling bell and spirit ashes also owned by the same person, which is a trio of "lone" wolves

covert schooner
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which is that you can't like

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change the world by force and by power

obtuse halo
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and here's the statue from Malekith's boss room

covert schooner
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without very badly hurting people

obtuse halo
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I have no idea who this is!

covert schooner
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ESPECIALLY the people you care about

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...... oh my god are the wolves his shadow

obtuse halo
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Maybe!

dusty kraken
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Oh yeah but even by that metric || This is very much the most 'Everyone deeply cares and is acting on that care and empathy to fuck things up' they've had so far imo. There's a rather lack of 'He's just an asshole' major characters outside of like...the Ever-Knowing Dumbass and the Dung Eater.||

covert schooner
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oh absolutely

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it's Gwyn x 1000

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which si good because gwyn is the most interesting villain in dark souls

atomic marsh
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Even Gideon Offnir deeply cares and acts on his empathy for half his storyline.

covert schooner
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Miyazaki like

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clearly loves this archetype

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of well meaning people corrupted by power

atomic marsh
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The Dung-Eater just sucks though

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absolutely love that for him

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absolutely nothing redeemable.

covert schooner
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who end up abusing their positions for their own goals

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i think dung eater isn't necessarily redeemable at all but is like

obtuse halo
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Even Gideon Ofnir is a completely believable antagonist with clear motives (up until the end anyway - he seems deeply shaken in that last encounter and it's not totally clear why)

covert schooner
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the result of the society the golden order created

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if that makes sense

obtuse halo
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There are reasonable theories but nothing textual

dusty kraken
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I'll admit, I'm not 100% sure on Gideon caring. He can act caring but he comes across as more a glib tongued user of people than someone who genuinely cares.

covert schooner
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yeah

atomic marsh
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He actively respects you on first meeting and while his "care" for Loux is weird and clearly almost alien in how he goes about it, he cares for her wellbeing and did raise her into what she is today.

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I think Gideon just sees the Throne as something where every resource must needs be expended to it's fullest extent and I also think part of the reason he breaks at the end is because he realizes he did all of that in his quest for nothing

dusty kraken
covert schooner
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I think Genichiro, Gwyn, most of the Demigods, a lot of Bloodborne characters, and then the demigods and a lot of ER characters are of a kind

atomic marsh
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Eh

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I will say only two characters in Bloodborne really hit all that much

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everyone else is either not present or just kinda an asshole

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wait

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3

kind garden
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Bloodborne characters mostly come across as people who either Did Some Shit (what the fuck dude) or are just losing at the game you're barely winning

covert schooner
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oh i meant to replace one of those instances of demigods with OVERSEER

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from AC6

atomic marsh
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I still need to play AC6

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maybe....

Maybe I buy it...........

covert schooner
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Ultimately i think that Fromsoft really likes people who are trying

kind garden
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It's GOATed, sir

covert schooner
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who want to do good things

kind garden
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AC6 is peak

atomic marsh
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i feel like i'm executive dysfunctioning on playing dawntrail

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by picking up new games

covert schooner
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and often horribly fuck up in pursuit of that

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and lose sight of everything

atomic marsh
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(probably because I now associate FFXIV with a bad relationship attempt)

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(hooray ADHD)

dusty kraken
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Fromsoft loves people who are very sure they know what is the good thing and how badly them getting what they wanted will go 😛

covert schooner
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I think theres a reason ranni is one of the only 2 demigods we don't fight

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and it's because she's realized that the only way to help is to let go

atomic marsh
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also because she killed the other demigod we don't fight

proven cloak
old brook
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They even frame the end of everything in a kind light. ( trying to trick you into doing so, but.. it's not invalid )

atomic marsh
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ranni why the fuck did you do that btw

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ranni girl

covert schooner
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yeah idk

atomic marsh
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why did you gotta kill your brother

proven cloak
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he should have just parried smh

old brook
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No Blondes Allowed

covert schooner
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I fully believe miyazaki is an anarchist

proven cloak
covert schooner
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his works basically bleed distrust of authority and power

proven cloak
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by the time you get the Three Fingers exposition Hyetta's not even trying to manipulate you

kind garden
atomic marsh
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also I'm on the elden ring reddit

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the eldenreddit

covert schooner
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like

proven cloak
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they're like "good you agree with us anyway heres why anti-natalism is correct"

atomic marsh
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and this is literally my entire first playthrough

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the motion blur is killing me

covert schooner
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everyone who takes power for the greater good in fromsoft games becomes a monster

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and ruins the people they are responsible for

kind garden
covert schooner
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everyone who takes power at all actually

old brook
covert schooner
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I can't think of a single example of someone using their power appropriately

kind garden
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that's some "my curiosity has taken me places I wouldn't go with a gun" type behaviour

covert schooner
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in a modern fromsoft

atomic plinth
frail sky
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Unrelated to literally everything that's going on right now:
...wait you can get the lizard greatsword?

atomic plinth
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STR/INT builds fucking rule

covert schooner
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ds3, as in all things, is EXTREMELY on the nose

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about the anarchism

atomic plinth
covert schooner
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the main plot of ds3 is literally that you can't trust the elite to do what theyre fucking supposed to

proven cloak
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yeah but also what they're supposed to do kind of sucks

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(metaphysically speaking)

covert schooner
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I mean yes but none of them do anything about it

old brook
covert schooner
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even the twins who are the closest to the like

frail sky
atomic plinth
covert schooner
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understaning

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just kinda decide to wait it out\

proven cloak
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I do think Elden Ring is more pro-"Big Ambitions" than dark souls

old brook
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nothin is going well in Dark Souls

proven cloak
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its looking at taking power for the greater good vs. doing nothing and both of them have flaws

covert schooner
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sorry i REALLY like the overarcing themes of the fromsoft saga as ill call it

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its my jam

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and yeah Elden Ring brings a hope to it

proven cloak
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though in ER the mending runes are all made by people who personally die to achieve their vision

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so its still like

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taking power for its own sake / to have control = bad

atomic plinth
covert schooner
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I think it's because the world is still worth saving

atomic plinth
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...though Sekiro is arguably more hopeful, since it's not "oh fuck the world is ending" but rather "oh fuck there's a war going on"

covert schooner
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I think Melina

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sMelina's anti frenzy speech is

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legit the most important text in the game

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thematically

atomic marsh
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I will say

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I do not think Bloodborne actually has themes like the rest

covert schooner
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when taking ER as the next part of Miyazki's body of work

atomic marsh
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It really is the Twilight Zone vibe of "man wasn't that fucked up?"

atomic plinth
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Yeah, kinda

covert schooner
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yeah thematically bloodborn is v different

atomic plinth
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There never really felt like an overarching moral or lesson like Dark Souls

covert schooner
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but still has the same undertones

old brook
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Bloodborne begs the question; should you dig up haunted tombs, and the answer is firmly no

proven cloak
covert schooner
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if anything, i think itsthe exception that proves the rule

proven cloak
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brings in a lot of death-of-god stuff

atomic plinth
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Which makes sense, cause it's real Lovecraftian, and all Lovecraft's stories were "damn wasn't that shit fucked up"

covert schooner
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as far as the anarchism goes

old brook
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And it does at least have 'Church and State not being seperate can lead to some places'

covert schooner
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bloodborne really isnt about the same thing but keeps the undertone of "don't trust peple in power"

atomic plinth
covert schooner
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"even when they want to help you, they are not"

kind garden
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Unlimited bacon but no Empyreans, or Empyreans but no Empyreans?

proven cloak
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woah, slug be upon you

covert schooner
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it;s really funny that like

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i think the anarchist reading is pretty uncommon

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of these works

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or at least isn't super popular amoungst figures like Vaati

dusty kraken
covert schooner
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i think maybe because it's like

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too political of a theme

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for a lot of people to stomach

old brook
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That's also more theming than lore

atomic marsh
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I feel like it's really hard to say "Don't trust people in positions of power" as a theme in a video game

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because like

atomic marsh
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most games have to make bosses in charge of things

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that is why they're called Bosses

covert schooner
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it's kinda the response to ds3's ending imo

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melina's speech i mean

atomic marsh
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Hey is it time for my take that the story for DS2 was better than DS3

proven cloak
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theme-wise or plot-wise

atomic marsh
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plot-wise

covert schooner
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which is "things need to end" followed by "but thats not the default solution. you cannot confuse the decay and death of the world with your personal suffering"

atomic plinth
covert schooner
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"the world does not end because awful things happen to people"

atomic marsh
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DS3 really is just "Things happen I guess" the game

covert schooner
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sorry man, the death of flame ending effected me too deeply

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for me to consider that

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not even saying youre wrong

proven cloak
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I feel like the goal of ds3 is more straightforward, but ds2 felt like a more personal journey

covert schooner
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but it's too burrowed into my heart

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oh DS3 is massively about how Miyazaki is never making another dark souls sequel

proven cloak
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Go kill lords because idk vs. Go wander around for a while because you're going to lose everything that makes you, you

covert schooner
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it's also a direct sequel to ds1

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which ds2 is not

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so i think your thoughts on that concept will heavily determine opinions

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people complain about ds3 repeating a lot of stuff from 1 and im like

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yeah cause its the sequel

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the second death star shows up in star wars :3

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that darth vader guy too

atomic marsh
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that's me I'm people

covert schooner
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its fine i just think youre silly

proven cloak
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it gets a little gratuitous

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I wish it had more from 2 :c

atomic marsh
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That's my point

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using star wars as an example

covert schooner
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its a sequel to 1 not 2

atomic marsh
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"Hey sequel trilogy"

covert schooner
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like... miyazaki didnt make 2

atomic marsh
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"where's anything from the prequels"

covert schooner
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he doesn't have much to say about it

atomic marsh
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cool! other people did and it exists so put in the work >:v

covert schooner
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okay

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I disagree with you

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¯_(ツ)_/¯

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I think describing ds3 as careless or thoughtless is beyond unfair though

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which im not saying you have

proven cloak
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he was still a lead supervisor tbf

covert schooner
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but ive seen a lot of people call it like

proven cloak
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he wasnt uninvolved

covert schooner
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fanservice

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which i think is heavily missing the point of a lot of the stuff that is included

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theres a reason the stuff thats references is referenced

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thats my big gribe is when people call it like

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a cash grab

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or shallow

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gripe even

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im tired

proven cloak
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yeah thats fair

covert schooner
atomic marsh
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I think it being so nakedly about continuing Dark Souls 1 and then just refusing to acknowledge DS2 is incredibly annoying, especially when DS2 had a lot of setpieces and characters that could've been referenced that would've been sick as hell.

covert schooner
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I don't think it refuses to acknowledge it, theres stuff here and there

proven cloak
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and a really interesting continuation to the world of ds1

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I think ER actually falls in line more with Ds2 than any other souls game

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in themes, in messaging

atomic marsh
#

vs You Just Straight Up Go To Anor Londo

#

Again

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If they had just put in the Burnt Ivory King somewhere like c'mon how do you not include that

#

the Burnt Ivory King fucking ruled

covert schooner
#

(i think the anor londo thing is very cool)

#

ive never been a big ds2 person so im kinda biased

#

but thats a fair complaint

#

not what i was originally referring to tho

#

which is the complaint that it's just a rip off of ds1 basically

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like, you go to anor londo in a very different context

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than you did in ds1

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and it's got a lot off metatextual stuff ABOUT the wanton reuse of stuff from the past

proven cloak
#

sidenote, not to derail
but reminded me
I've seen a lot of takes that Elden Ring + its dlc has more confusing lore / plot than the souls games

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which

covert schooner
#

since ds3 is kinda about sequels in a meta sense

proven cloak
#

having played all three

kind garden
#

lol. lmao even.

proven cloak
#

is wild to see

kind garden
#

"more confusing than the souls games" who the fuck is Velka then

#

go on

proven cloak
#

"oh the gloam eyed queen isn't explained its basically impenetrable" do you remember the Deep.

covert schooner
#

I am far too deep in the sauce to input on this

atomic marsh
#

LMAO

#

"The Deep"

covert schooner
#

the deep is just a reinterpretation of the dark but its fine

that is a crazy take though yeah

proven cloak
#

"O ||Romina|| needed a cutscene she was so wasted" who. the fuck. is Pontiff Sulyvahn

atomic marsh
#

No the Deep is different

#

it's explicitly different

covert schooner
#

idk man people need to read item descriptions or stop talking at this poit

kind garden
#

what is the abyss

#

how does it relate to the deep and the dark

#

go on, explain

covert schooner
#

item descriptions are the story of fromsoft games

proven cloak
#

dark^2, and kind of liquidy

covert schooner
#

yeah that shit is lost on me

proven cloak
#

dont get me wrong I like the concepts ds3 brings up

kind garden
#

I say this as someone who has Opinions on these matters to be clear

proven cloak
#

but you gotta take them more as vibes

kind garden
#

but like

covert schooner
#

I like to think im kinda a fromsoft expert

kind garden
#

shit's not straightforward

covert schooner
#

but

#

yea absolutely

#

its purposefully so even!

proven cloak
covert schooner
#

especially dark souls1

atomic marsh
#

The lore being obtuse is why VaatiVidya has a fucking job

covert schooner
#

the gloam eyed queen isnt impenetrable shes just not relevant

#

ike, hey ds1, why do the dragons need that crystal shit that makes them double immortal for some reason

proven cloak
#

I was watching a friend play SotE

#

and it was actually wild to me that he never read item descriptions

#

not even Remembrances

atomic marsh
#

I didn't in my playthrough either tbf

covert schooner
#

if you do that its fine but you don't get to complain about not understanding stuff

proven cloak
#

thats wild to me!

proven cloak
#

no prob if thats how you play I just thought everyone did it my way lmao

kind garden
#

because he's Seathing and malding

proven cloak
#

I run into new flowers and I'm pulling up the menu

kind garden
#

he has no scales

atomic marsh
#

bald bitch

covert schooner
#

no yeah i read every item description

kind garden
#

ain't EVEN got legs

atomic marsh
#

I mean I understand the SotE plot

#

without reading any descriptions

covert schooner
#

i read all the new versions of existing consumables in the dlc

#

most of which are not relevant

#

oh for sure

#

im not saying you didnt

#

but there are people who complain that the lore doesnt make sense and then dont read the lore lol

atomic marsh
#

here's the thing I will say

#

that actually item descriptions being the only way I can understand why I'm doing stuff and why bosses exist in the world

#

Sucks Actually

covert schooner
#

nope

#

wrong :3

atomic marsh
#

Elden Ring does it better where like

#

I walk into a room

#

I see Godrick the Grafted

covert schooner
#

(mostly glib but i think it's the fromsoft charm)

atomic marsh
#

and from contextual clues in the world and his dialogue I go

#

"Oh I know why I wanna kill this guy"

proven cloak
#

SotE would've been better with some more cutscenes, yeah

kind garden
#

having some context forced upon the player is good

#

knowing why I'm doing things: good actually

#

everything else: unnecessary, leave it in the notes

covert schooner
#

I wouldn't have minded it

#

mostly just the story trailers need to be added in

proven cloak
covert schooner
#

Romina doesn't need a cutscene cause she's kinda not important

#

but the intro cutscene is pretty important context

#

its weird they havent been including those, ill agree to that

kind garden
#

trailer-only lore is stupid actually

proven cloak
#

true to both

frail sky
#

We don’t need to spoil weapon names right?

covert schooner
#

its basically the only criticism i have of the dlc

#

theyre boss weapons' id say no

frail sky
#

Kk

covert schooner
#

I honestly just

#

don;t get why the extremely beautiful CGI story trailers haven't been in the game since bloodborne

#

its fucked up too cause the launch trailer had like

#

insane spoiilers

#

and showed multiple bossfights

frail sky
#

Spoilers for boss weapon and quest weapon:
Man, strength/arcane has so many cool weapon options now with the dlc. Before it was like… marais and mohg’s spear, but now we’ve got the ||putrescence cleaver||, the blood fiend’s arm, the meteoric ore greatsword, and the ||flowerstone gavel|| and they all play completely differently and they all need different talisman set ups and god it’s just so much more fun now
…oh and the bloodfiend’s fork also exists apparently

covert schooner
#

hey theres also morgots sword

#

but yes it's nice

frail sky
#

That’s dex arcane 😅

covert schooner
#

oh strength arcane

#

right

#

im smort

#

dont yell at me

#

im just a big kitty who knows stuff about lore

covert schooner
#

like did you know that the lions with the blades in the lands between are probably the descendents of enslaved divine beasts

frail sky
proven cloak
#

a lot of metaphysics we got already matched my headcanons || SmugSeer || so I'm chilling on that front

covert schooner
#

||marika doing this all for revenge and then becoming the thng she hates AND a slave again||

#

fucked me up p good

proven cloak
#

I feel like ||I can actually lock in my read on Marika as a character, and some of her motivations|| though

#

yeah

covert schooner
#

also the greater will being a deadbeat is the funniest shit ever

proven cloak
#

||I liked the Metyr stuff thematically, I was already a little sympathetic towards the fingers, but theres something really tragic about the way it underlines how just nobody knows what the fuck they're doing in the lands between, but everyone yearns||

#

its like damn nobodies winning

#

except the prawn guy

covert schooner
#

yeah absolutely

#

also messmer really caught me off gaurd

#

guard

#

real hidden depths

proven cloak
#

like

#

||Marika enslaved herself, in the end.||

#

and thats really tragic

covert schooner
#

oh yeah absolutely

#

||its mostly my own headcanon but i think in the end she realizes that the golden order is as bad or worse than the hornsent ever were||

#

||and i think thats probably what prompts her breakdown||

languid tiger
#

||it's too much power to be free||

proven cloak
#

||I saw a read that included that as part of her reasons for veiling the shadowlands and Messmer. Not just fear or hatred, but shame.||

covert schooner
#

Trina makes me really sad

languid tiger
#

||"a god can't be saved"||

covert schooner
#

||she never deserved any of this||

languid tiger
#

||it's putting yourself into a position that is more role than personhood, and the literal control/cage is probably like...not entirely absent, because you're shoving yourself into a space that makes you metaphysical||

#

||but not a total thing, and more the restriction that comes from being an all-powerful always powerless idol||

kind garden
#

I have a fun take

covert schooner
#

the dlc has reinforced my belief that ranni is

#

just right

languid tiger
#

ranni is based and correct

#

yes

covert schooner
#

like her ending is the world's best chance to stop sucking ass

proven cloak
#

I like Goldmask, but the dlc made me trust her more in terms of actually sticking to her plan

#

she also talks about Godhood as a sacrifice shes making, the 'dark path'

covert schooner
#

followed closely by goldmask but goldmask isnt gonna honeymoon in space with me

proven cloak
#

so I don't think she has illusions about what shes doing

covert schooner
#

...... huh

kind garden
#

||The dread revelation that people have upon peering too deeply into the Primeval Current is that fate is fixed and that the Greater Will’s design writ in the stars is perfect and total. The Nox and the Carians essentially developed free will in the cosmic sense by creating moon magic that guides the stars, which offers an alternative to the Greater Will’s design, and is why primeval current magic opposes moon magic||

covert schooner
#

sorry you just drew a dune connection in my head

proven cloak
#

I see Ranni's ending hugely as embracing death, literally leaving the lands between behind (and ensuring you don't have influence on them) by accepting a sort of ultimate powerlessness

#

its still fucked up what she did to Godwyn

covert schooner
#

I trust that she had to

proven cloak
#

but so it goes

kind garden
#

||This parallels the development of the concept of free will in Judeo-Christian religious scholarship||

covert schooner
#

its an awful betrayal

#

but

#

i don;t think she feels good about it lol

kind garden
#

Ranni is the most trustworthy demigod because she’s the only one who treats power as a Awful Thing

covert schooner
#

or if not likely than at least something similar to it is

#

i think that ranni escapes most of the ill fate of godhood by fucking off

proven cloak
#

I've been playing with ||The Nox's black moon as another one of their imitations - not something made to revere the moons that exist, but made like they made the Dragonkin - a copy of something 'holy'||

covert schooner
#

but she does kill her family so that she can truly depart

kind garden
proven cloak
#

||and maybe because of that, a little twisted too?||

#

oh I did like ||the reveal the fingers were birthed from a star. Really helped settle the "?" around fate in the base game, for me||

#

||Of course the stars, and the Erdtree, and the Fingers can assign fates - they're all the same thing||

covert schooner
#

thats my new take is that ranni kills iji and blaidd in part because she knows she has to sever her ties

#

to the lands between

#

to ensure she doesnt fold and return one day

kind garden
#

I’ve been turning my attention to the “lightless void”, actually. I don’t know if it’s meant to be anything in particular, could be a black hole I guess, but more likely I think the lightless void is the true shape of the cosmos and the Greater Will a transcendent, spiritual God that embodies all of creation

proven cloak
#

pretty much my take

kind garden
#

The microcosms are just that; tiny models of the universe in total

covert schooner
#

I personally think the greater will is just one of many gods

#

just happens to be the one that rose to power

proven cloak
#

a while before the dlc I started squint more at Outer Gods, and if my take on first playthrough (a bunch of gods in a succession crisis) was right

#

the GW ||if it exists|| seems to be, at least, responsible for life in the lands between, so I'm chill with it

covert schooner
#

ehhh

#

||i mean, life existed before it came to the lands between - the crucible was here before it||

proven cloak
#

my two *'s I had before the dlc, that formed my theories, were

  • The GW did actually send down the Elden Beast / Ring
    and
  • Gold is a signifier of either the GW, or the Elden Ring
proven cloak
kind garden
#

I have come to understand the Crucible less as a mass of life, and more as an understanding of life and the concept of life and death intertwined into a helix ladder that climbs to the heavens and transcends

frail sky
languid tiger
# proven cloak the GW ||if it exists|| seems to be, at least, responsible for life in the lands...

||the greater will, i think, definitively has to exist, because a bunch of these esoteric beings are directly associated with it and referred to as its children or creations in the more "omnipotent" item description perspectives - the important question here isn't whether the Greater Will exists, but whether anyone (including its avatars) has ever actually communicated with it successfully since their arrival to the Lands Between||

kind garden
#

It seems intentional to me that no one has truly contacted the Greater Will; none may claim direct knowledge of God’s will

languid tiger
proven cloak
#

for sure, I just added that because its a popular theory nowadays

languid tiger
#

they probably just made an alliance

languid tiger
#

and got betrayed

proven cloak
covert schooner
#

idk why they would do that if not like

proven cloak
#

says a lot about society divinity

covert schooner
#

under her control

#

like i just don't know who else would want her party dead

languid tiger
#

everyone

#

ranni and her coterie are uh

kind garden
#

They’re a ring of assassins-of-gods

covert schooner
#

.... okay, who also know she did all of that

languid tiger
#

not super popular to anyone aware of her part in the Shattering

#

which isn't a lot of people

#

but is the Knives and probably some others

covert schooner
#

either way

#

I do think she needed it to happen

kind garden
#

I think they’re Nox, specifically, descendants of Shamans who were forced underground by the Hornsent genocide and took up residence in the underground Eternal Cities, where they plotted revenge against the divine

languid tiger
#

i don't, i think that she absolutely adored blaidd and iji and their deaths weren't necessary even to cut loose ends

covert schooner
#

That's fair

languid tiger
#

so she doesn't have much motive

covert schooner
#

I do think she loved them regardless

#

but my take is that that's why they couldn't stay

kind garden
#

They devised the Fingerslayer Blade as part of that plot, and later allied with Ranni in order to obtain god-slaying power

languid tiger
#

i think it's more likely that they were killed because she was gone

#

and therefore her servants were no longer under her protection

#

(the protection of the only character who Literally Just Fucking Kills You)

covert schooner
#

because she would maybe come back if people she loved were left, and she really wants to never come back and knows she might break one day

#

its definitely i think one of the most mysterious things that happens in the game itself

#

and is very open to interpretation

languid tiger
#

straight up the only NPC or boss in the game that can't be beaten to death

covert schooner
#

it is really funny yeah

languid tiger
#

she just declares your existence anathema

#

and the world obeys

#

and you fucking perish

covert schooner
#

shes pretty much already a go

#

god

kind garden
#

Like I think they basically realized that Ranni was making a play for Godhood after all and turned on her

languid tiger
#

so without that [I CAN KILL YOU] button

covert schooner
#

I do really like that Ranni comes to love you, as a sidenote

#

it's very understated by i find it extremely sweet

languid tiger
#

i think anyone willing to take out blaidd or iji or both would consider that their opportunity

covert schooner
#

*but I

#

and I think she does, not even as like, copium, I just think it's the subtext of her questline

languid tiger
#

yeah

dusty kraken
languid tiger
#

ranni's like "oho, my lonely voyage isn't so lonely anymore. i'm touched that you're willing to come along with me"

covert schooner
#

I think the bit where she's a doll and accidentally tells you her whole fucking plan and then is salty for the next quest stage is really cute

languid tiger
#

it's fucking hilarious

proven cloak
#

shes so mean its great

languid tiger
#

ranni is the archetypical "goth girl who's a little mean to you" but in a very nontoxic way

covert schooner
#

I really like the dialogue change at the end if you confirm youre married to her

kind garden
#

It would be the opposite of weird if Ranni the eternally lonely and self-punishing demigod who will take Godhood upon her shoulders alone and strike back at the Fingers for hurting her family even if it means killing them were to have a soft spot for you, the idiot Tarnished who would bear that weight for her too

languid tiger
#

she's just kinda a goober

proven cloak
#

always saying stuff to remind you that she is an actual princess raised as such

#

but also is definitely trying a lil' hard

dusty kraken
#

There are characters who are mysterious and then there is Ranni who's intentionally mysterious and evidently having to put a lot of work ito it.

languid tiger
#

it's a really fun characterization

kind garden
#

Ranni’s truly the best

languid tiger
#

especially for a fromsoftware game

covert schooner
#

it's so fucking funny that you also like

#

fast track her pla

#

plan

languid tiger
#

because of the notable and lighthearted contrast

covert schooner
#

which was seemingly probably gonna take another like

mighty warren
#

my spell list is funny

dusty kraken
#

...I hate to say this but...is Ranni Chuuni?

covert schooner
#

1000 years

languid tiger
#

ranni is chuuni as fuck

covert schooner
#

and then you go and start the radhan festival and find the knife and shes like

#

i

#

uh

kind garden
#

Ranni isn’t chuuni because she fully intends to do all the things she says she can do and has the power to do it

covert schooner
#

okay

proven cloak
#

broke: Ranni's ending dialogue is mysterious because the translators made it too obscure on purpose
woke: Ranni's ending dialogue is mysterious because Ranni would say some weirdly cryptic nonsense instead of telling you straight up, and the translators know that

covert schooner
#

i actualy think her ending is translated pretty well

languid tiger
#

she absolutely did not have to make herself a four-armed blue magic doll

proven cloak
#

(same)

kind garden
#

But yeah she’s like

languid tiger
#

she did it because she took "you can't match my freak" as a challenge

#

and is on the ultimate chuuni wavelength

kind garden
#

A combination of actually really heartbroken and muscling through it to fix things, and also just a goofy little tryhard

covert schooner
#

she's describing the age of stars as scary and lonely because..... they will be.

#

and she knows that

frail sky
dusty kraken
#

I love the 'oh fuck, right, I was Doing A Bit' when you meet her and she has to explain why she introduced herself as Not-Ranni last time they met.

covert schooner
#

but it's what has to happen

#

YEAH THAT WAS GOOD

#

also shes so trans

#

like

#

come on

#

i refuse to believe this was an accident

kind garden
#

Yes yes she shed her form for one of her choosing

proven cloak
#

"watch this"

languid tiger
covert schooner
#

not even that but then she fashions her new body after the mentor shes obessed with

frail sky
kind garden
#

Ranni is a truly powerful sad little gremlin avenger for her broken family

frail sky
proven cloak
#

the single closed eye is definitely chuuni too

covert schooner
#

also kinda unrelated but anyone who draws her as not a fucked up doll is a coward

#

i desire her MORE because shes a weird doll!!!!!!

proven cloak
languid tiger
covert schooner
#

I do love that if you kill seluvis she gets mad at you but i like

#

in like

#

almost an understanding way

kind garden
#

She’s here to take on the curse of godhood on purpose and carry it into exile alone forever for the betterment of the world and so the system can’t continue to create victims or disfigure people like it did her family. She’s a goofy, slightly delulu wannabe tryhard who needs to stack books on her seat to sit at the height she desires to loom over others from. She loves her friends. She’ll fucking kill you, shit means nothing to her. She’ll also make fun of you for talking to her doll form while secretly blushing about it and considering marrying you, then blackmail you into a murder scheme.

#

Ranni’s the best to ever do it.

covert schooner
#

like "man could you not? you think i would let that fucking weirdo hang out if i didnt need his ass???"

languid tiger
proven cloak
#

I do wonder how the games message would have twisted if Miquella's(?) cut ending was in on launch though

#

like would the game have left it an open question - miquella's way or ranni's way?

covert schooner
#

honestly knowing what we do now

#

i fully think that they were working o the miquella questline

#

and it got super out of had

#

hand

#

and they were like "okay this is a dlc"

kind garden
#

Basically, Ranni is the final, strongest tsundere

#

And it’s not even close

languid tiger
#

i just want The Moon DLC

#

let me endwalker

#

and go to the fucking moon

covert schooner
#

we almost certainly won't get it but

#

it'd be very cool

languid tiger
#

and suplex a star in half

kind garden
covert schooner
#

thinks about my wife ranni

#

sigh

frail sky
covert schooner
#

oh absolutely

#

she killed that motherfucker

#

she absoutely knew what he was up to and didnt sound like she loved it

kind garden
#

Snapped her fingers and he got done like Rorschach at the end of Watchmen

modest berry
kind garden
#

“Pray, Seluvis, did’st thou ever study the subtle arts of ligma?”
“No, milady. I have never heard of such a thing. What is ligma?”

covert schooner
kind garden
covert schooner
#

lmao

languid tiger
proven cloak
# covert schooner and they were like "okay this is a dlc"

yeah, same
but if they originally allowed it as a player choice, I do think the general thrust of what Miquella wanted was the same.
the dlc, imo, clarifies lines like: But remember well, Thou'rt mine. So shall I give of myself. This is for thee. Mine abundance, my drop of dew. and If thou covetest the throne, Impress my vision upon thine heart. - This cut ending seems to be about flourishing under someone elses dream.

covert schooner
#

EVERYONE AT THE SAME TIME

languid tiger
#

IT'S SBEVE JOBS

#

WE GOTTA

modest berry
#

ranni is very much like him, blue, im gonna go into space now

proven cloak
#

so now you get a lot of reads about Miquella as inherently flawed, versus Ranni - that the game has a didactic message

covert schooner
#

kissable (?)

kind garden
#

Se~no!

proven cloak
#

but if there was a choice originally, it would've been asking the player to decide

atomic plinth
proven cloak
#

'fix' the world, or leave it behind?

languid tiger
#

LET ME SHOW IT WHAT I LEARNED

#

IN MY MOON JIU-JUTSU CLASS

proven cloak
covert schooner
#

honestly i think it would have been the choice to wear the yolk of miquella forcing the world to be kind, or allow it to attemmpt to get there on it''s own

atomic plinth
covert schooner
#

||my choice wouldn't have changed for a second||

kind garden
#

Miquella can fuck off. Mick’la the tickla is not my god, etc. etc.

proven cloak
#

it would've been something.....

kind garden
#

You can watch that still

covert schooner
#

maybe trina could have convinced me

#

since.... pretty girl.......

#

but

frail sky
covert schooner
#

aw man shes so genuinely upsey

#

upsety

#

i forgot about that

kind garden
#

God damn it

proven cloak
#

I think Fia's ending is also underrated tbh

kind garden
#

I should have saved the image of “I have absolutely no conviction. If a pretty girl disagrees with me, I will change my opinion to match hers.”

languid tiger
#

I put nepheli in the jar for the first time ever yesterday

proven cloak
#

horrible

languid tiger
#

I feel ruined

proven cloak
#

I cant even put dung eater in the jar ngl

languid tiger
#

I can, fuck that dickhead

kind garden
#

I would’ve saved it as “tarnished.jpg” even

languid tiger
#

he wants to do worse to everyone else

#

this is the way to stop that

covert schooner
#

so

proven cloak
#

I'll just beat him to death with hammers

covert schooner
#

narratively i kinda think dung eaters purpose is like

proven cloak
#

😌

covert schooner
#

to justify the frenzy end

frail sky
proven cloak
#

cynicism, I feel

languid tiger
#

I wish I was at my pc

covert schooner
#

in a manner of speaking

languid tiger
#

so I could post the kill people with hammers mp4

proven cloak
#

He wants to underline the hypocrisy of the Order, but in a way that just makes it worse

covert schooner
#

oh i mean his ENDING is just for being evil

#

yeeah hes

#

kinda a reaction

#

to the world of the order

#

in universe

kind garden
#

Dung Eater: the final reactionary

atomic marsh
#

SO HEY WAIT

#

WAIT

covert schooner
#

i just meant out of universe i thibnk he narrative purpose is to be a counterweight to melina in some ways

atomic marsh
#

If Miquella is Torrent's former master

kind garden
#

“You believe in making things good? Well I think things should be BAD, ACTUALLY! TAKE THAT!”

proven cloak
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"haha cant you see having beliefs at all means youre dumb" type guy

left willow
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YO IF DUNG EATER HAS NO HATERS I AM DEAD

proven cloak
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whos not actually offering much beyond "hmm hypocritical much?"

atomic marsh
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then that means that Miquella has heard of you
And is giving you the wolf spirit ashes to aid you specifically

covert schooner
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yeah

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covert schooner
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thats probably leftover from his ending

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but yeah it could also easily be marika

proven cloak
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same as the Roderika-echoes-Marika stuff

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or at least, young Marika

covert schooner
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since theyve already ||done one switcheroo narratively, by framing miquellas intro in the launch trailer as talking about you, but the actual line is about radhaan||

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also yes i know i constantly mispell that name

kind garden
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Okay time to post my final and strongest post

left willow
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Anyways, does anyone else feel bad about [Shadow Keep] ||having to fight and beat Mama's Boy Messmer?||

kind garden
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If the option was given to be Radahn instead ||(ie be Miquella’s lord)|| people would be picking the fuck out of it

covert schooner
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He deserves it but it is very sad

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since he

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is a legit ||victim of marika's genuine abuse||

left willow
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Like, my character doesn't. But in terms of bosses I feel bad about beating down, he's probably second after... Rennala? (Mommy Moon, not Blue Balls Babe)

covert schooner
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||she absolutely manipulated him, emotionally, into leading the crusade||

kind garden
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Messmer is genuinely a sad boy and I feel bad for him

left willow
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Yes, Rennala, not Rellana (wtf game. your bosses are hard enough to keep track of T^T)

kind garden
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He was nice and shit, and then martyred himself as the figurehead of the crusade for mommy

covert schooner
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blame george

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yeah

left willow
covert schooner
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cool backstory still genocide but

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man

covert schooner
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of ER

left willow
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OH

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Yeah, that makes sense

covert schooner
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It's

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VERY SIMILAR to the namng schemes of his other works

feral linden
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Wuthering Heights level of name claustrophobia

kind garden
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Like does it excuse the Hornsent genocide? No, but also: the crimes are fake but my feelings about getting manipulated by your mom are real

left willow
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(I just yell "MIAZAKI!!" to the ceiling every time I confuse two boss names)

kind garden
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So. You know.

covert schooner
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I still; can't get over the game essentially like

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making fun of itself

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with margit

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which is absolutely supposed to be taking the piss

proven cloak
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the Demihuman Queens too

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"Marigga" in the dlc

kind garden
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He literally said carve it on thy meagre grave, dude is straight up mocking you

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“Pfft, ‘Margit’? Come on, you bought that? Idiot.”

covert schooner
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I genuinely got mad when i first read the name morgott

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and as the game went on

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i was slowly like

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"no fuck you'

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"you can't do this me"

kind garden
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I’ll be honest, I had nothing until the boss fight, and then it all fell into place and I was laughing so hard he killed me

covert schooner
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I got mad about it in the network test

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and then as the game went on and margit was never mentioned again

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I was like "no.... fuck off"

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and then the morgott boss appeared and i screamed

kind garden
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If you’re famous enough, saying your own name but in an obnoxious heavy accent is basically a pseudonym

covert schooner
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also fucked up how morgott is like

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the greatest cleric of an age

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right

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like we see him do some absolutely insane miracle shit

left willow
proven cloak
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he's so cool

left willow
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Which was a bummer

kind garden
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Morgott has heavy rain swords

covert schooner
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he's the second saddest son of marika

kind garden
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That makes you cool automatically

covert schooner
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because he's very much like

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dr religious trauma

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he has a degree in it

kind garden
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Religious Trauma, Ph.D

proven cloak
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I mean you know what they say,

kind garden
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Younger brother of Mommy Issues M.D.

left willow
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hmm, if you were making a Demi-Human Chief (from Elden Ring) into a ttrpg boss fight, what abilities would you give him other than "stab someone"?

covert schooner
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to relate it to something tha happens irl

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||The broken and discarded are fully willing to cling to fleeting simulacra, earning them some modicum of sympathy.||

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& sometimes your simulacra mother is a formless pool of blood & sometimes its a statue & sometimes its a big tree

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🤷‍♂️

covert schooner
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it reminds me of when gay people get really into religion in a way that's like... clearly them trying to not be

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or trying to make up for a perceived flaw in the eyes of god

covert schooner
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idk. just something that ive thought of

proven cloak
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oh no for sure

covert schooner
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when discussing morgott

proven cloak
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thats 100% my read as well

kind garden
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No he’s 100% that

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It’s just kinda horrible and tragic

left willow
covert schooner
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just this desperation to him

proven cloak
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and how he mirrors his brother delving headfirst into being completely unapologetic about anything about himself

kind garden
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Meanwhile his brother went “you know what’s fucking sick? Satan. Get you some Satan.”

covert schooner
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tbh i think mohg was probably a cool dude

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before the ||charming||

kind garden
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So are Satanists

covert schooner
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like yeah murder cult but also

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idk

proven cloak
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Morgott's running around in rags while Mohg's like "fuck you, I'm literally Him™️"

covert schooner
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WE kill a lot of people

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in elden ring

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can we really judge

kind garden
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The murder cult is genuinely overplayed

left willow
kind garden
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I don’t think they were doing much in the way of wanton slaughter before they became an instrument of Stopping Someone Else From Winning

covert schooner
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yeah

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meanwhile rykard ACTUALLY loves killing people

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rykard loves murder so much

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kind garden
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Rykard unironically likely way worse

frail sky
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Their murders also seem to be targeted at tarnished, who are all technically threats to lordship
Which is something we also do a lot, though for us it’s the demigods

proven cloak
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||Mohg fans were so back when it dropped||

covert schooner
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my character hated the golden order, loved the volcano manner, then saw rykard and went DUDE NO THATS JUST GODS AGAIN

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DAMMIT

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YOURE DOING THE SAME SHIT

left willow
kind garden
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Rykard was straight up on that “haha fuck it man, let’s make things WAY worse. But I’ll be in charge this time.” Shit

covert schooner
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yeah

proven cloak
covert schooner
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him winning the shattering would absolutely be like

proven cloak
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love the writing on that

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but he is the worst

covert schooner
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the worst end

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to the lands between

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like even worse than frenzy

kind garden
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No frenzy is still worse

proven cloak
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he went "the gods are awful because they take things and abuse power! thats why I need to do the same stuff to get on their level!"

left willow
kind garden
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Total annihilation is 100% the worst outcome

covert schooner
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idk. kinda seemed like eternal suffering over in rykard town

stone cove
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Yeah, he did it willingly. Rykard is a FREAK

left willow
covert schooner
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i think it depends on whether or not rykards victims stay awate

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aware

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of their suffering

stone cove
obtuse halo
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Togethaaaa

kind garden
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Listen I’m gonna be real, not EVERYONE would die or get eaten in the Rykard scenario

proven cloak
left willow
stone cove
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It's mandadtory

kind garden
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If you pick Frenzy, that’s a 101% kill rate minimum

covert schooner
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btw

kind garden
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Nuclear annihilation

proven cloak
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199%

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spirits too

kind garden
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No afterlife, no second chances, everything’s going straight to oblivion

proven cloak
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though Melina's still there

covert schooner
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does Tanith have any reaction to any dlc stuff that we know of

kind garden
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Melina’s there because you haven’t finished Frenzying yet

stone cove
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Nothing in the base game reacts

kind garden
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You’re just starting to morb out

stone cove
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afaik

covert schooner
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wouldnt be surprised if tyhere turns out to be a secret reacon somewhewre

left willow
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Frenzy Flame (and similar endings in other media) is literally the LEAST interesting goal a villain or organization can have

covert schooner
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reaction

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eh

left willow
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It's so BORING

covert schooner
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I mean, it's very evangelion

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shabriri and hyetta don't seem to belief frenzy is a death per say

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left willow
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"Oh, I want everything to be one, no distinction, nothing but unending oneness"

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Cringe

covert schooner
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yeah it's more of their motives that are interesting

mighty warren
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I've my own liking of it to due to my personal takes on it

proven cloak
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its not just destruction for the sake of it (usually (Shabriri notwithstanding))