prismatic-trials

[stark prawn]

I'd say it's probably legal

[slim lintel]

also why tf this titan keep lasering me when I'm 2ft away from him

[cyan stratus]

2:10

[shy pecan]

s1 roost
spawn: fungus
main area: runald, crystal, 2 caps
newt tunnel: hunter's scythe, healing drone, turret, times/hoof/tritip, chance(x/x/x/x/guillotine/banner)
ravine: crystal, cap
upper tunnel: n/a
catwalk: healing drone
side ledge: crystal
main ledge: crystal, teleporter, fungus/lenses/fireworks
back ledge: n/a
island: crystal, gasoline
bridge: n/a
boss: stone titan, atg

s2 depths
spawn: crystal x2
rock 1: mountain, key
behind rock 1: monster tooth, sticky bomb, shield gen printer, buckler, vase
main area: guillotine, gasoline printer, brittle crown, turret, missile drone
front area: 2 combat shrines, turret, stealthkit/buckler/infusion, atg/pauldron/warhorn
side 1: brittle crown, cap
side tunnel: capx3, stealthkit, combat, crystal, chance(nrg, cube), teleporter, turret, behemoth
front ledge: ap, crystal, mountain, brooch
rock 2: cap, missile drone
top: cube, uke/kjaro/cell,
rusted box: couldn't fucking find it, key is useless anyhow/
legendary chest: head stompers
boss: blazing imps, infusion

those are all the interactable stuffs i noticed

/items or whatever

[slim lintel]

damn dude

[cyan stratus]

it's not a worm

if anyone wants to watch my stream i have a route going and trying to get a pb

or not, idk

[shy pecan]

pb = personal best?

[cyan stratus]

paintbrush

[shy pecan]

o I think I only got the worm because I waited so long

[cyan stratus]

yea this trial is just rng grinding at least with my route

my 2:10 was lucky and i dont really feel like grinding for no reason

[slim lintel]

fuck this trial

and whoever thought that spot being a tele spot was a good idea

[cyan stratus]

i wonder if the out of bounds glitch is actually faster

i did it once on accident but i haven't done more tests

[slim lintel]

whole 2nd half of my stream was me playing around with vase and out of bounds and I couldnt get anything going

[cyan stratus]

sounds like a boring stream

then again i only had 1 viewer which was me so i'm not one to talk

here's the scuffed run https://www.twitch.tv/videos/455222029

[slim lintel]

thats stupid

[cyan stratus]

ur stupid

[slim lintel]

rex literally kills titan 7 second faster than arti

f this game

[cyan stratus]

just stack band procs

[slim lintel]

nah then I'd get to tthe tele at like 40 seconds instead of 22

yeahno screw trials rex is broken af

[cyan stratus]

you're better than me at rex though

[slim lintel]

🦀 rex ruined trials 🦀

no I'm not, and I don't enjoy playing rex at all I'd rather do anything else

[cyan stratus]

✅ Disagree

[slim lintel]

rex damage is just way too stupid. Arti has nothing going for it at all anymore since you're killing titans 7 seconds faster

thats just stupid

[cyan stratus]

i mean i got lucky

usually i get like 0:49 - 0:52 pause

what's your arti s1 pb

[slim lintel]

idk I don't really care not doing this trial

I could beat s1 in 10 seconds and still not beat rex

[cyan stratus]

yea there's a ton of walking s2

[slim lintel]

why has every trial since the update that had this map have the tele back ther

also I'm convinced they forgot to add the new map to the modifier that gives you random stages

or some other bug thats preventing it

nvm I think I can beat you

which preset are you using on the overlay?

I just noticed mine skips R

[shy pecan]

Where can you glitch through the terrain?

[slim lintel]

jesus fighting imps in a 2 inch hallway is cancer

[cyan stratus]

watch my entire vod to see the glitch

@slim lintel i made my own overlay

[slim lintel]

if I get jesus crits I might be able to beat you by 0.01ms

[cyan stratus]

big

[slim lintel]

problem is I think my s2 route is huge for rex

im gonna try it

I hate items

yeah if I can just survive I can beat your rex by at least 7-10 secs

[cyan stratus]

!

[slim lintel]

nvm

my strat doesnt get the stupid ass behemoth and imps take forever

this trial would have been actually kinda dank with my strat if it wasnt for that

I'll record and upload a s2 here in a bit so you can play around with it if you want

heres a good example of why I hate items

and yes ik that s1 was shit

here items didnt proc when it'd actually be useful so its extremely scuffed but you should get the idea

you can also get the knockback out of the vase right in to that corner to save a second or so

also shave like 3 seconds off the tele activation since that first crystal jump didnt pan out

[cyan stratus]

yea that's pretty fast but how tf are you killing the imps without 192 runald procs

[slim lintel]

yeah thats the problem

trial would have been more interesting without stupid ass behemoth

[cyan stratus]

you can still get behemoth with some routes

like if the out of bounds is viable

[slim lintel]

this input overlay is driving me insane, I made a custom png and rewrote an ini and my space button no matter what I try is like 3 pixels off to the side

[shy pecan]

i fucked up 2 jumps and imp fight was sloppy

so can probably get below 3 minutes

[shy pecan]

also just found out you can force titan to spawn farther away with bubble shield

neat but useless

nvm he just did that on his own for some reason

[slim lintel]

you can change where a boss spawns if you stand directly over their usual spawn

[shy pecan]

my best time yet ruined because one of the imps decided to go on a field trip

[shy pecan]

https://youtu.be/BALbB9Wo4Gw

finally sub 3

felt like 95% of success was getting good rng on titan

[pearl eagle]

Waking up and reading this chat after a new trial is really depressing. I can basically feel the motivation deteriorate as I read more and more

I feel like we haven't had a good trial in a long time

[cyan stratus]

runald / kjaro is the worst rng in trials because it can scale infinitely removing any sense of a 'good time' as a benchmark based on skill, only based on rng alone - it punishes optimizing routes because you have to optimize rng instead

removing much reason to cut corners and try advanced strats

[pearl eagle]

Not gonna lie, I'm starting to miss the good old crit preon trials

Ah the sweet sound of a preon critting

[tough belfry]

wtf stage 2 teleporter

i can't even see there

[tough belfry]

i can improve the huntress stage 1 time to reach the teleporter by 3 seconds but it doesn't do much because of the rng in stone titan fight

yeah you can improve it to at least 2:50

you left the vase thing way too early

[cyan stratus]

help im surrounded by weebs

did 1 huntress run is this good

[tough belfry]

no get sub 3 right now

[cyan stratus]

i dont wanna ):

@shy pecan i made the mistake of opening your video at full volume, jesus christ is that bass boosted sdvx music or what

[tough belfry]

ez

[cyan stratus]

meh huntress is fun but my first run the imps died in 15 seconds this run they died in like 30

i dont like rng trials

yea like i had a 2:10 s2 portal activation but the fight was 44 seconds lmao

2:52 seems pretty slow though, i wonder what route you're taking

i think with good fights 2:30 is possible

[tough belfry]

o

i just copied their route

[cyan stratus]

i also got 1:08 s1 lmao this trial is a joke

rng laden garbage

[tough belfry]

i might just be bad at the s2 boss

[cyan stratus]

still idk how i beat the imps in 10 seconds once

[tough belfry]

it's just about getting them into a group but i'm really bad at doing that without dying

[cyan stratus]

a good way of not dying is to make your hp stay above zero

you can do that by not getting hit

[tough belfry]

ok i got a 20 second s2 boss but with a really bad s1 so it was still bad

[cyan stratus]

2:50 with 1:18sec s1 so uhh

at least 2:40 is possible

[tough belfry]

i got 2:40

[cyan stratus]

big if true

[tough belfry]

with a 27 second s2 boss

time to try to get 2:35 D:

i think 2:30 is possible

but would be very rng so i'll never get it

[slim lintel]

you know a trial is shitty when everyone starts playing huntress

[tough belfry]

i don't even want to try merc on this trial

[cyan stratus]

funny thing is huntress could get 2:10

[slim lintel]

so my strat with rex/arti and the vase can get your to s2 tele fast enough only 4 imps spawn instead of 5

[tough belfry]

behemoth is too good

[slim lintel]

I'm gonna beat cabbage without it so it cant be that good

[tough belfry]

ok nice huntress needs it though i think

[slim lintel]

holy shit I got a 42s s1 as rex

@cyan stratus

used vase strat, wasted at least 2 seconds s1 because tele wouldnt activate for whatever reason

very scuffed overall

[shy pecan]

@slim lintel not bass boosted, but yes sdvx music lmao

[slim lintel]

I wasnt the one who said that

that was cabbage lol

dang looking at that vid I was 6 seconds slower to activate tele compared to my pb that run was garbo

[shy pecan]

Rip I’m blind

[shy pecan]

wow, a 12 second huntress time

seems entirely feasible, just need good rng

[cyan stratus]

@slim lintel video?

[slim lintel]

gonna get better before I upload

with god rng sub 2min may be possible

trying to get at least a 2:05

this trial is really fun

you have a 99% chance to screw your run up because procs on crystals

[shy pecan]

how many trials have there been since acres was released?

[slim lintel]

too many for it to have not shown up

[shy pecan]

give me like a rough estimate

[slim lintel]

2:03 baby WOO

[shy pecan]

nj

[tough belfry]

now do it with huntress

[slim lintel]

uploading vid

[tough belfry]

update was 25th june so it's been ~30 days so ~10 trials?

[shy pecan]

ok well assuming the first new seed since update was on the 26th, there have been 10 seeds with the possibility of acres

yep

sooo a 3.46% chance

of having never seen acres

aka pretty unlikely

[slim lintel]

as I said I think they forgot to add it or something is going wrong with the modifier that randomizes maps for trials

[shy pecan]

actually can a seed have two of the same stage?

the would lower the probability even more

[slim lintel]

i think this is the thing making it not show up

never had a trial with 2 of the same stage

[tough belfry]

where did you get 3.46% from

[slim lintel]

@cyan stratus https://youtu.be/GDnZLo6TzuQ

[shy pecan]

uhh 1-(1/7)-(6/7)*(1/6)

to the 10th

assuming no stage repetitions

aka 1 - prob of getting acres s1 - prob of getting acres s2
to the 10th bc 10 trials

[slim lintel]

still room for improvement s2 was a bit sloppy but I got hard carried with procs

[shy pecan]

wow that is one fast plant

[slim lintel]

I'm really proud of my vase strat

[shy pecan]

is that the same out of bounds glitch cabbage was talking about?

[slim lintel]

idk

I never saw his

[cyan stratus]

actually rng carried

[slim lintel]

also only 4 imps helps

[cyan stratus]

yea i was looking for a vase route like that but i didn't think of a random spot on the ceiling

[slim lintel]

its the chain

big iq all chains are solid

because they are made out of metal

[tough belfry]

can both trial stages be the same number stage they would be in a normal run

[cyan stratus]

yes

[slim lintel]

so behemoth route is probably more consistent but I think my route is faster with rngesus on your side

[cyan stratus]

also if you're doing out of bounds bug there's so many faster ways than what you did

and with so many i mean 2

[slim lintel]

ok then beat me

[cyan stratus]

ok done

[slim lintel]

wtf

[cyan stratus]

fkn gotem

50sec stage 11

[slim lintel]

did you really sit on a strat

[cyan stratus]

uh no

[slim lintel]

and wait for me to beat you

[cyan stratus]

i used your strat

[slim lintel]

how did you shave 5s off

[cyan stratus]

idk by going faster

and also not walking unnecessarily

if you're gonna skip behemoth do it properly

[slim lintel]

wut

[cyan stratus]

i'll record a run hold on

you found the strat so you deserved the updated ver

or idk if you want me to stream

[slim lintel]

do you launch yourself like completely out of bounds out of the vase instead of that corner or somethin?

[cyan stratus]

yea

[slim lintel]

oh ok I found it wow

didnt realise the map was layed out like that

thought that was further up

oh wait that memes dead

[cyan stratus]

so is this trial lmao

[slim lintel]

[cyan stratus]

this is a weeb emote-free channel

[slim lintel]

this is an apple pfp free zone

[cyan stratus]

all good

it's a cherry 🙃

[slim lintel]

damn thats so much faster

now to get that sweet rng

[cyan stratus]

yea i was still figuring out the route when i got 1:58

[slim lintel]

I need to take a break rn though my hand keeps locking up

[tough belfry]

[stark prawn]

time to actually make a decent attempt

[slim lintel]

rex is way too broken in trials, high potency move on a 1s cd that procs junk like crazy and a movement mobility on a short cd that carries or even multiplies velocity along with other weird things

[tough belfry]

huntress is the best character because it takes an extra level of skill to be able to aim when the game doesn't want you to

[slim lintel]

remember when we thought mul-t was good

[tough belfry]

was mult not good

[cyan stratus]

yes he was

full documentation on my channel

[slim lintel]

then his movement speed got nerfed, then i found nano boosting then rex released now unless theres 2 preons in a trial theres basically no point in playing mult

[cyan stratus]

nice, 42 second s1 and then a runald proc on a crystal

[slim lintel]

isnt it fun

[cyan stratus]

i'm having a great time ✅

[tough belfry]

just manipulate rng with your tas

[cyan stratus]

boy i sure love a runald crit into a missile

[slim lintel]

on a boss its great

[cyan stratus]

this trial is actual rng garbage

[slim lintel]

yeah

it really is

s1 takes anywhere from 42 to 48 seconds and its completely dependent on rng

[cyan stratus]

try 42 - 52

[shy pecan]

i wish item cooldowns were local

that way you could get the cube from the chance shrine in the tunnel and not have to deal with the imp's bs

[slim lintel]

I wish items didnt proc on crystals

[shy pecan]

yeah that too

[cyan stratus]

why does the vase not register on the chain 90% of the time

stupid strat

[slim lintel]

I never have issues with it

unless my aim is slightly off

[cyan stratus]

sometimes i go too high

i've only gotten it 3 times

[slim lintel]

how are you going too high

you're not using m2 are you

[cyan stratus]

what does it matter how i kill the crystal

[slim lintel]

er

I ment knockback idk why I said m2

[cyan stratus]

yes i am

but i swear i'm spamming on the chain and it doesn't register

[slim lintel]

are you jumping with the crystal or just the knockback

[cyan stratus]

both

[slim lintel]

I just do a normal hop with the crystal

gets you the perfect height easy to hit chain

tho now that I'm thinking you could probably kill crystal while stuck on the geyser and then knock back straight up and snag the chain, may be a little faster

[cyan stratus]

yeah i'm actually mashing the vase on the chain and it won't do anything unless i'm standing on ground half the time

ok yeah there's something wrong with the chain

[slim lintel]

no there isnt I get it 99% of the time

[cyan stratus]

if you try to hit it at a certain angle it doesn't work

[slim lintel]

what are you doing where you're constantly hitting it at an odd angle

[cyan stratus]

i go more to the left

[slim lintel]

why

[cyan stratus]

ok yeah i figured out the issue

but if it's only a certain angle that's really inconsistent

also i got sub 42 s1 lmao

[slim lintel]

@cyan stratus your turn to rng grind

I almost killed them before level up

so this is probably a 1:43~ possible trial

shame this trial is such an RNG fest, I'm glad we finally have a trial with some cool out of bounds strats

[tribal hamlet]

hi

[pearl eagle]

Hey

[tribal hamlet]

i used to do these i stopped though to much rng lol

[pearl eagle]

Yeah, I've gotten quite tired of them myself

[tribal hamlet]

i was here a long time ago

[pearl eagle]

How long ago are we talking?

The first few where people started trying?

[tribal hamlet]

yea

[pearl eagle]

Ah, the glory days

[tribal hamlet]

i see cabbage is still going strong

[pearl eagle]

Yup, he's fallen in love with the new plant

weirdo

Unless the trial is somewhat optimized for Arti I don't do a whole lot of runs myself. I find Rex way too annoying to play

[tribal hamlet]

oof

an arti

[pearl eagle]

Yeah, Artificer. Love the way you need to utilize crystals to do insane jumps using nano bomb

[tribal hamlet]

yea

i never got into player arti

always liked mult more

[pearl eagle]

MUL-T wasn't that bad I guess

[tribal hamlet]

i havnt played in a long time tho

[pearl eagle]

But he got nerfed and we discovered new Arti strats so he's usually obsolete in trials for max speed

Also Rex just does pretty much everything MUL-T does just better

[tribal hamlet]

nice

so rex is the plant

[pearl eagle]

Yeah

The new char. Uses health to use abilites

So he has low cooldown high risk high reward abilities with good range

[tribal hamlet]

yea i saw i watch cabbages vids

[pearl eagle]

Yeah, the plant's nutty

[shy pecan]

High velocity plant

[hallow skiff]

Did you guys pick up the Brilliant behemoth?

[shy pecan]

Yes but you don’t need to for a fast time

Especially if you’re running rex

[cyan stratus]

1:51

[tribal hamlet]

hi cabbage

[cyan stratus]

hi

[tribal hamlet]

imma get on for the first time in months

[cyan stratus]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q4Y2t8XV6hw big run

[tribal hamlet]

nice

[slim lintel]

holy imp rng batman

[tribal hamlet]

i have unlocked the plant

[cyan stratus]

call me runald mcdonald with that rng

[slim lintel]

I hate

how using your leech seed locks all your abilities for like 5 seconds

for no reason

[tribal hamlet]

how am i 41 i got a crappy time for my first run lol

41st

[slim lintel]

@cyan stratus

[tribal hamlet]

hahaha

[slim lintel]

would have been a whole second faster but the imps died faster than I thought and i wasnt as close to the tele as I should have been

please dont beat this, I dont want to play rex anymore

[cyan stratus]

the gunner turret ate 4 seconds of my run

ok

[tribal hamlet]

imma win

[slim lintel]

when they said rex uses hp to deal damage they werent talking about rex's hp they were talking about the players

[cyan stratus]

whenever i kill the imps before 1:42 the turret adds like 4 seconds

1:39 kill+tp -> 1:49 time

useless turret

[slim lintel]

this trial is rng with a side of rng with a bit of rng on top and more rng for dessert

[cyan stratus]

yea the only reason i grinded it is so you dont get to gloat over having beaten me (^:

otherwise i wouldn't play as protest

[slim lintel]

did you beat me again

sonofabitch

[cyan stratus]

yea i said 1:49 yesterday my guy

[slim lintel]

holy shit I body blocked the turret and it switch targets killing a different enemies, which I also tried to body block but it still killed it then switched over to the other weaker one and added like 15 seconds

yo wtf

I just did the first jump off the cliff and instead of getting one of those crazy fast slides to the lootbox it popped me way up in the air and a huge speed boost

[cyan stratus]

yeah that only happens with rex

it's good to have a bit of rng in an otherwise completely skill-based trial

[slim lintel]

shit

[cyan stratus]

i mean ok dude

im not gonna fight over 5ms you win this one

50ms w/e

[slim lintel]

but you won

anything sub what we got there is past the point of human sanity so I'm just gonna let you be the weiner on this one

[cyan stratus]

nah once you get everything down to muscle memory you just do something else while resetting everything over 45sec s1

it's just boring

and you found the strat so i think you get the win

[slim lintel]

pretty sure I got a 47 pause on that one too

lets just say this is a stupid trial and we tied

[cyan stratus]

ok 🙃

[slim lintel]

or we both lost

because we played it so much

[cyan stratus]

yeah i'm good with that

nah, there's still a couple huntresses who were faster than us

[slim lintel]

so skillful they should stream and share their amazing strats

show us how to kill bosses in 5 seconds with trash dps

[cyan stratus]

also how did you find that vase strat

i would have never thought of spamming vase on a random chain at a certain angle 700 kilometers in the distance

[slim lintel]

I went up on the hill out of bounds and looked around, saw the chain with a crystal on the bottom and was like "oh hey, those are solid everywhere else maybe that one is too" so i put the tether on it and went up there. Then from up there I looked down at everything I could see and noticed that you could probably crystal jump in that one spot and snag the chain

[cyan stratus]

i bet u have a headache 24/7 with that massive brain of yours

gonna need a bigger head

[slim lintel]

when I was younger I used to spend hours looking for glitches in ps2/ps1 games so I know what to look for

and I was only looking up on that hill trying to figure out what out of bounds thing you were talking about, I still don't know what your strat was

[cyan stratus]

oh my out of bounds was completely different

i can probably find it in my vod

or you can watch all 58 minutes of it

[slim lintel]

nah I've seen enough of this trial lets just put it in the past

vase is interesting in trials, probably none will be as big brain as this one though

[cyan stratus]

yeah this is probably one of the coolest runs to watch

https://www.twitch.tv/videos/455191213?t=00h28m18s here is the stage 2

where i discovered the out of bounds thing i talked about

[slim lintel]

o lol

dang if I would have saw that I probably would have just given up on this trial and would have never found the chain

[cyan stratus]

but you never actually give up on a trial

[slim lintel]

I know but I say I do

it adds tension

in reality I get bored and have no friends so I just play trials

[cyan stratus]

i think that's the reason we all are here

[shy pecan]

Can confirm, have no friends

[tough belfry]

:(

[slim lintel]

wonder if trials are able to spawn malachite bosses, thats gonna be booty

if next trial doesnt have acres I'm gonna @ hopoo and get some answers and probably banned

[pearl eagle]

Malachite is probably an extremely expensive prefix for the actors, so doubt it will be featured in a trial

[slim lintel]

well considering we're generally under the first difficulty spike hitting the second boss and its always an elite I'm thinking the way pt works is slightly different or it has more allowance

I mean we got a blazing magma worm once (though admittedly that was when you were really late)

[pearl eagle]

Well, I'm not going to pretend I know what's going on under the hood of this game, but I'm assuming the cost of malachite is higher than the blazing or freezing ones

[slim lintel]

just give us red map with the tele in the stupid ass cave without a vase and no crystals on the way and it could happen

[pearl eagle]

lol

[cyan stratus]

wtf is an malachite

[pearl eagle]

New type of elite mob which causes an anti-heal effect on you when you get hit by it

Honestly haven't seen one myself, but I haven't exactly played a whole lot of base game since scorched acres released

[slim lintel]

they also have like 60x base hp

[dense violet]

think i've seen some once, i hated them.

[shy pecan]

they stop you from healing for like

and extended duration if you get hit, kinda really sucks

[tough belfry]

this trial isn't actually as bad for merc as i thought

other than the imps running away

[cyan stratus]

why do 9/10 of cheaters play huntress

is it because they can't aim and huntress has autoaim

[modest moth]

yes

that is exactly why

[slim lintel]

they like to look at the butt obvs

[tough belfry]

also you can easily unlock huntress with cheats maybe

i have no idea who's cheating D:

[cyan stratus]

you are

🙃

[tough belfry]

👀

[slim lintel]

ya anyone that doesnt provide a video with an input overlay isnt legit

[tough belfry]

where is your video then

[slim lintel]

on doubleya doubleya doubleya dot Y O U T U B E dot com

o dont forget the https:// safety first

[shy pecan]

How do you get the input overlay?

[tough belfry]

ok i'm going to have to request that you change your ingame leaderboards time to 1:53.06

[slim lintel]

https://obsproject.com/forum/resources/input-overlay.552/

[shy pecan]

Tyty

[cyan stratus]

shrine of mountain gives boss less hp btw

nice

[shy pecan]

Waow, it’s perf

[slim lintel]

what does the shrine of mountain turn the boss in to? I was meaning to try that

[shy pecan]

2x the imps

Jk I have no idea

I’ll go check

[slim lintel]

even if it really is less HP I doubt its faster the mountain shrine is a bit out of the way and activating would add a decent chunk of time

I hope we get a trial with swamp as 2nd stage and a mountain shrine so it just bugs out and we get no boss

[shy pecan]

overloading worm, aka pain in the ass

@slim lintel

[slim lintel]

o lol

here fight this magma worm which is already annoying to hit in this 5ft hallway

enjoy 🙂

[shy pecan]

yeah i died lol

[cyan stratus]

lol made you look

[slim lintel]

o dang I just noticed I can do custom thumbnails on youtube now

time to get cringy bois

[shy pecan]

very nice

time to use houseplant stock images

[slim lintel]

alright what do you guys think of my low effort thumbnail for arti trials

[cyan stratus]

garbage

[slim lintel]

I think it needs comic sans

garbage?? so its perfect for arti

[cyan stratus]

the bottom right of thumbnails is obscured by the length of the video

don't even know youtube lmao

[slim lintel]

im more of a twitch guy ur right

idk it getting blocked kinda adds to the garbage I might keep it like that

[cyan stratus]

also why does the first i have a dot and the second one doesn't

[slim lintel]

no clue

huh its the font I used

[foggy briar]

Sorry to butt in here, but it is a concept in font making called Ligatures. The dot on the i would intersect weirdly with the top of the f, so they use a special character called a ligature to solve the problem. In this case the ligature looks like the f and i characters, but without the dot on the i.

[slim lintel]

ya that

there now its perfect this will get lots of viewers and subscibes

[cyan stratus]

thumbnails are small so nobody will see the ft

[slim lintel]

do you think I care

[cyan stratus]

yes

[slim lintel]

because I dont

[cyan stratus]

oh

[slim lintel]

I ment to put this in somewhere but I forgot

[shy pecan]

wait wait what happened to the comic sans idea

that would absolutely elevate the thumbnail

[slim lintel]

not like I'm ever going to need an arti thumbnail anyways

rex is too broken

[shy pecan]

if they split leaderboard you might

bc then you'd have to flex best time on every survivor

[cyan stratus]

i really wish they did that because i like playing commando'

[slim lintel]

char specific learderboards is the dream but I don't think it's gonna happen

[slim lintel]

https://www.twitch.tv/iforgotwho

preon and beetle guard

preon may b e too out of way though, but it is a preon so probably not

nvm theres a royal cap right next to s2 tele

this trial is like

really bad and boring

[cyan stratus]

is this trial any good

[cyan stratus]

yea but you say that about every trial so i was asking literally anyone else

[slim lintel]

I actually mean it this time though

[cyan stratus]

🤔

i dont find it that bad so far

[slim lintel]

crystal layout is really boring, beetle guard bullshit (though you should probably skip him) and preon + capacitor

I think mult would actually be pretty good since you could use both

[zenith plinth]

yeah

hope no one takes my spot

[cyan stratus]

plant wins again

[cyan stratus]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oUJWiFAIJVk

[zenith plinth]

damn

I can do it as bandit tho

dab

[shy pecan]

til that going through the blue portal gives an entirely different s2

[slim lintel]

🤔 since we don't really use mods I wonder if all the top cheated times are actually just bandit but its shows up to us as commando or huntress

[shy pecan]

does his score show up for you?

[slim lintel]

idk I didnt clear this trial and dont plan on doing so

[shy pecan]

o ic

[slim lintel]

I said I was gonna ping hopoo if the new map wasnt in this trial

should I do it

[shy pecan]

i think i'll try and do something with artificer since hardlight is near teleporter

yeah i would

[cyan stratus]

@zenith plinth what do you get out of cheating times on the leaderboard

[slim lintel]

waitwaitwait

[shy pecan]

but i'm not you

[cyan stratus]

do you have a bunch of steam friends or something that look up to you

[slim lintel]

theres an afterburner?

[shy pecan]

afaik

[slim lintel]

where

this changes things

[shy pecan]

uhhh by the bridge

[cyan stratus]

no it doesn't because it's possible to clear the trial before dunestrider HP gain so no items are beneficial

[shy pecan]

that crosses the pit

big chest

[slim lintel]

afterburner means you can skip all of s2 and go basically directly to tele way faster

rex can FLY

[cyan stratus]

nah

i'll see it when i believe it

[shy pecan]

you would have already reached teleporter by the time you get to the chest tho

[zenith plinth]

the reward of what the trials always gives people @cyan stratus

nothing, because bandit is based

[cyan stratus]

there's no rewards though b/c people like you cheat times so there's no point in playing them normally

otherwise they would give rewards

[zenith plinth]

lole k

[slim lintel]

is the hardlight s1 or s2

[cyan stratus]

yes probably

[shy pecan]

s2

i'll go take an ss for you

[slim lintel]

nah if its s2 it doesnt matter

when you said bridge I thought you ment tree bridge s1

[shy pecan]

o no lol

[cyan stratus]

btw this trial is completely skill based so you can easily beat my rex time

there is literally 0 luck involved

[slim lintel]

this is why I want a trial with a hardlight early on

flying plant

[cyan stratus]

wtf

[slim lintel]

thats why I got excited when they mention a hardlight

idk this trial is just dumb to me, no items or interesting routing at all, even going as far as to ignore the s1 tele pickup its so bad

I do like the lack of rng but eh

1% capacitor crit or bust

kinda want to just put something in bug reports about the new map not showing up, but it could just be random chance we're not 100% sure something is wrong yet

[cyan stratus]

yeah i first thought only reason to skip hp lv-up was to get capacitor crit but it isn't

let's just have gentleman's agreement that if you crit you reset run

🙃

[shy pecan]

or pick up the scythe and hope for 6% capacitor crit :u

that's only 1/20 runs, not so bad right

[cyan stratus]

but you're losing time by picking something up

[shy pecan]

yea but you're gaining personal time by having the crit happen 6x as frequently

[cyan stratus]

but the fact that i run this game means my personal time isn't actually worth anything

[shy pecan]

@slim lintel the bandit score shows up as rex

[slim lintel]

I'm trying to get in to this trial but it's just not happenin'

[shy pecan]

maybe because most recent survivor?

[slim lintel]

this trial has no flow

[shy pecan]

yeah my route feels jank

[cyan stratus]

it's ez trial i got my time in 30min

there's no rng it's literally just walk

[slim lintel]

this is the hardest trial yet imo

having trouble staying awake

[cyan stratus]

❓

oh

[shy pecan]

do you think a crowbar or tritip would do more damage against dunestrider, if i pick up capacitor

[cyan stratus]

you need lv4

[slim lintel]

more like level snore

idk what kind of black magic bullshit you used to kill dunestrider that fast but I cant do it

yeahno skipping this trial hard. I'm not one to sit on crystals waiting 3s for my stupid ass cd

actual snorefest with 0 flow

[cyan stratus]

you're gonna beat me in 1 hour

[slim lintel]

I bet you 1000 lunar coins I wont

[shy pecan]

i think i'm gonna

figure out a route using newt altar

bc dunestriders suck ass

and i might be able to make up the time with a quail

[heady fractal]

@zenith plinth what bandit mod was that? im curious now

[shy pecan]

After further consideration I have decided to give up on this trial

There’s no way I’ll be able to push below 3 mins with someone other than rex

[cyan stratus]

im sure arti can

and mult too

pogu

i found new strat

[shy pecan]

Even faster?

[cyan stratus]

for crystal jump as rex

[shy pecan]

Wait how is this different from any other crystal jump

[cyan stratus]

you press boost before it's destroyed so that you get the backwards push at the same time as the crystal knockback

i think it's farther than how i used to do it

[shy pecan]

Is that how you flew halfway across the map in the video you posted?

[cyan stratus]

i did like 3 crystal jumps in that video so idk which one you mean

[shy pecan]

Momentum go hard

[cyan stratus]

but i used to get really far pretty randomly and i think that's how

[shy pecan]

Uhhh the first jump

Third crystal on s1

[cyan stratus]

oh lol that one

i usually don't land on the tree that was a complete accident

don't tell anyone though lol

[shy pecan]

:u

Happy accident

[cyan stratus]

nah idk how that s1 was reasonably fast since that's completely off angle

[tough belfry]

time to quit

[zenith plinth]

@heady fractal Bandit plus

[zenith plinth]

damn someone hasn't taken my spot yet

[slim lintel]

hey cabbage when will I get my 1000 lunar coins?

[shy pecan]

Don’t worry, sooner or later there will be lots of completely legitimate 10 second huntress times to bump us all down

[cyan stratus]

yeah imagine boasting about #1 spot while hacking but also not having sub 30sec lmao

if you're gonna hack do it properly

[slim lintel]

this trial so boring even cheaters are barely playing it

[stark prawn]

im just sick of the wisps lmao

[cyan stratus]

yea i died once after early dunestrider

[shy pecan]

https://youtu.be/oX-Nu7oPl-w

ok this is good enough for me, i hate this trial too much to push any more

[slim lintel]

holy weeb music

thats loud af

[shy pecan]

yeah

then comes coldplay because my music taste is ???

[slim lintel]

coldplay low key got some bangers ngl

at least its not nickleback or linkin park

[shy pecan]

true

[slim lintel]

you need to learn nano boosting and tick jumpin'

[shy pecan]

i am fucking terrible at artificer

literally went 10 runs in a row without being able to hit that second crystal smh

[slim lintel]

Well looks like I gotta do this trial now, can't let that be top arti time

[shy pecan]

gl

don't pick up the gland and then let your guard push you into the dunestrider projectiles

mangs really bodyslammed me into the wall so i couldn't dodge lol

[slim lintel]

yeah guard cant even really hit the dune so its def no worth, also too much of a chance of him killing mobs extending ur tele time by 50 seconds

really enjoying this first crystal

love how if you aim one pixel too high your fireballs go through it but to low they clip the floor thats nowhere near them

this trial is really a showcase of why arti isnt viable in trials anymore

[shy pecan]

It’s not that she isn’t viable, it’s that Rex is so much faster than every other survivor

[slim lintel]

aka not viable

rex is the only viable char now

arti and mult used to be somewhat close depending on the trial but now rex just eats everyones ass

[shy pecan]

Yeah you have a point

[slim lintel]

no to mention he can brain dead easy cheese the shit out of dunestriders which are the biggest bullshit boss in the whole game

[shy pecan]

i just wish they were more predictable

idk how cabbage gets it to stand up reliably

[slim lintel]

thats my strat I found out, rex has basically infinite range with no falloff so you just stand far away until he's near 35%~ then run near and he'll stand up giving you time to kill before suck

aka something arti literally cant do because they made the mage character a melee for some dumbass reason

[shy pecan]

ic

[slim lintel]

got an extremely scuffed 2:27

[shy pecan]

very nice

i'm glad at least one of us can aim lol

[slim lintel]

ok lmao, im done. Was going to try and get a less scuffed run to upload

got 2 crit flamethrowers in a row on beetle queen and my neighborhoods power randomly drops for 5 seconds

[shy pecan]

does each tick of flamethrower have chance to crit or is it like huntress r

where 1 crit makes every tick crit

[slim lintel]

if you crit flamethrower every tick crits

[shy pecan]

so that's like a .01% chance then??

rngesus was listening

[slim lintel]

and then irl rngesus kicked in and our power went off for absolutely no reason

pc booted up real slow after that inb4 hd is screwed up

[shy pecan]

rip

[slim lintel]

on the bright side I just figured out a couple weeks ago I've had all my stuff plugged in to a power splitter for like 8 years instead of a surge protector and fixed that

[cyan stratus]

what no, the dunestrider fight isn't easy at all as rex

i dont use your strat, the reason i'm over there is to grab the lightning thing

the dmg is enough to 1cycle him before he goes and heals

but b/c of the two crystal jumps before the fight you're really low hp so if you get hit by anything including random wisps it's gg

[slim lintel]

well arti cant even get to the tele before shit levels up so rex still broke af

[cyan stratus]

just use the eccentric vase lol

[slim lintel]

what vase

[cyan stratus]

at spawn s2??

[slim lintel]

wont help at all cd too long

[shy pecan]

i have in my notes that there's a vase near the teleporter, where is it near spawn?

[cyan stratus]

like under the bridge

[shy pecan]

only thing near spawn is capacitor and chrysalis

[cyan stratus]

oh maybe because i had key idk

[shy pecan]

does key mess with item drops?

or do you mean the vase like dropped from the box

[cyan stratus]

trial 18

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=POw3_Pjsim8 is where we figured it out

we used key to turn a fruit into a preon

[shy pecan]

bruh

that's actually a really pog strat

[cyan stratus]

thanks i didn't come up with it

[shy pecan]

does the item change every difficulty interval?

[cyan stratus]

no

[shy pecan]

i guess it wouldn't matter much if you were trying to optimize time, but someone told me rusted box spawned in different place for each interval in a trial

so was wondering if this was similar

[drifting pasture]

I didn't record it but i got a 3:25 on the actual primsatic trial (with mult*

26th on the leaderboard

And i don't know how to do it faster

[shy pecan]

use rex

xd

or artificer, she's not that bad for this trial either -- you should easily be able to get sub 3

or you can always just keep optimizing your mult route

[drifting pasture]

With rex

I really can't go faster

I don't know how ppl gains 20 seconds

i give up

32th,good enough

[shy pecan]

idk what route you’re using for rex, but I’m guessing you aren’t using the crystals to boost yourself enough, or are letting the dunestrider do his big succ

if you haven’t seen it already this is cabbage’s run
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oUJWiFAIJVk
you should understand that I said use rex partially as a joke, because he naturally ends up having the fastest times for every trial

[tough belfry]

i can get 3:15 with no crystal boosts or dunestrider manipulation on mult so i have no idea

i'd assume it's probably the route

3:00

[tough belfry]

2:53

[maiden stream]

why is it always wetlands and aqueduct

[shy pecan]

Always wetlands and aqueduct and never acres

It’s almost certainly bugged or it hasn’t been updated

[drifting pasture]

Well the run is really perfect but

When I try i always die at the dunestrider

And same for the succ attack

He does it no matter what

[shy pecan]

idk what items you're picking up but i can see that you haven't opened the capacitor chest by the teleporter

[drifting pasture]

I have

MulT

2 slot

[shy pecan]

o different chest

i was talking about the rex run you posted

[drifting pasture]

Oh yeah and....i had it

[shy pecan]

the rex dunestrider strat is to walk away from it until it's at 40%, then approach

it'll stand up and you can kill it safely

[drifting pasture]

mmh i'll try

i'm not a rex player tho

[shy pecan]

i'm not an artificer player and still got a decent time

[drifting pasture]

I've done a good first stage

I begin stage 2

Right click on a crystal,don't see i've done a crit

Miss the crystal boost

[tough belfry]

what time do you get on first stage?

[drifting pasture]

dead at 2:00

Dunestrider is annoyingggggg

[shy pecan]

yuh

[tough belfry]

how good would rex be for trials if m2 didn't affect m1 fire rate

[slim lintel]

still decent, would probably make him and arti very similar depending on trial, its what really puts him over the edge

[cyan stratus]

you guys do realize m2 cancelling m1 cooldown doesn't actually affect dps that much

it's only good for burst dmg, for sustained dps it really doesn't matter

also thanks for linking my run, free advertisement

[slim lintel]

wat

m2 cancelling is a huge dps increase lmao

I think you're on more plants than just rex

[pearl eagle]

Can anyone give me a rough estimate on how fast Arti is for this trial?

[slim lintel]

idk like 5s faster than whatever the hell I got

maybe a bit more it was kinda scuffed

[pearl eagle]

So you're telling me Arti won't come close to houseplant?

[slim lintel]

not even remotely

there's no competition between plant and arti

[pearl eagle]

Not gonna lie, I've developed a burning hatred for any sort of plant because of Rex

[slim lintel]

plant has better and more reliable damage than arti, better range, a mobility skill, stupid ass geyser tech etc etc

plant is just better in every way

[pearl eagle]

At least we can hover, amirite?

[slim lintel]

plant crystal jumps or better than arti crystal jumps too, even with nano boosting

and if theres a trial with a band thing turn out having a 400 potency attack on a 1s cd is really good for big dick procs

[pearl eagle]

Man this hurts to look at

[slim lintel]

arti can't even reach the tele before the level up

[pearl eagle]

We've fallen from grace, and landed in the pits of slow

[slim lintel]

plant can kill the boss before the level up

Just join the plant gang, its not as fun as arti but its not thaaaaat bad once you get used to it and ignore the burning pain in your wrist

[pearl eagle]

I tried like 2 trials ago, and just couldn't even get close to feeling like I was ever improving

Just playing him pisses me off tbh, idk why just feels so wrong

[slim lintel]

it took me a while but I can compete and probably beat cabbage pretty consistent now with it

[pearl eagle]

Sort of the way I felt about MUL-T at the start of the game, except now it's a constant thing

[slim lintel]

only way arti can win now is with very specific perfect crystal placement, since rex absolutely needs his utility skill to get any kind of good jump

even then it would be way too close

[pearl eagle]

ngl, I kinda miss playing MUL-T

[cyan stratus]

btw im like not gonna play next trial because carpal tunnel

so have fun without me

[slim lintel]

lmao

this trial is a free rex win

[pearl eagle]

Found a preon behind the tp in an equipment canister

[slim lintel]

yo I think I got strats

get the crit equip near tele after activating, lets you kill dune fast enough to not succ

grab preon while you're fighting him

should be off cd by the time you get to s2 boss

[pearl eagle]

holy hecc

[slim lintel]

also I think its time for a hopoo ping so possibly goodbye

[pearl eagle]

The hardest choices require the strongest wills

[slim lintel]

should I just put something in bug reports or just ping 'em here like an ass

I mean we dont know if its a bug or not

[pearl eagle]

uuuuhm

[slim lintel]

theres a small chance its just been rng the new map hasnt shown up

but its a pretty small chance at this point

[pearl eagle]

idk man

[slim lintel]

frik it

@foggy star Its been a month since the Scorched Acres update released and there has not yet been a trial with the new map, it could just be random chance but could you confirm for us there's nothing wrong with the "Meander" modifier or something else that is causing it to not show up? Sorry for the ping, didnt want to put this in #ror2-bug-reports-pc as I have no real way to confirm it

[pearl eagle]

The mad lad actually did it

Also, are we missing a crystal s1? Can only find 5

[slim lintel]

isnt 5 the usual number?

[pearl eagle]

Fairly certain it's 6

[slim lintel]

idk

probably one way back in the double button door room or something

[pearl eagle]

I'll count s2 when I get there I guess

They can spawn down there?

[slim lintel]

idk

I still am not sure if crystal spawns are random or if theres predetermined spots they can spawn like the tele

[pearl eagle]

Since we've had crystals down in the ground, I think it's safe to say it's fairly random

[slim lintel]

well

nvm about my strat

the preon chest is out of the teleporter ring

[pearl eagle]

lol F

[slim lintel]

I think crit glasses may low key be better though since you can use it on both bosses

[pearl eagle]

Yeah, there are AP bullets as well so it might be worth the detour to get insane boss damage for both fights

[slim lintel]

o where the ap rounds at

[pearl eagle]

Vending machine in the left valley from the spawn

the right valley*

[slim lintel]

I'm not seeing it

[pearl eagle]

spawn is left in picture, and TP is right

down the right valley

[slim lintel]

oof thats really out of the way though

[pearl eagle]

ik

[slim lintel]

dont think its worth my current route gets to tele really fast and that'd add like 20s

current route gets me to s1 tele at ~36s maybe less with a bit of optimization

[pearl eagle]

lol, I'm just running around as merc looking for the button for the goddamn gate

[slim lintel]

damn its so hard to fit 2 nanos and all your other crap in to a HUD

um

holy shit

I just found a bug

if you pick up HUD and instantly use it, it doesnt go on CD

I think it may be like frame perfect I cant replicate it

[pearl eagle]

Macro time

Wait, does that apply to all kinds of equipment then?

[shy pecan]

bruh wetlands and aqueduct again

[cyan stratus]

@pearl eagle you played 40 trials and still don't know it's 5 crystals per stage smh my head

[pearl eagle]

Swear on me mum it's been 6

[cyan stratus]

show me a video of one trial with 6 crystals and i give you $2 paypal

[foggy star]

@slim lintel it definitely shows up in prismatics, ironically enough there were multiple seeds before release that perfectly showed off scorched acres content

[slim lintel]

Alright, thank you for the reply. Guess we've just been really unlucky

[shy pecan]

rip

just gotta hope for next time

[cyan stratus]

where's the run videos

i expect one exactly 1 hour after the new trial starts

[slim lintel]

ngl I didnt even route s2

idk what the boss even is

[shy pecan]

not sure if enough people look at this channel to actually warrant this

but to everyone interested have something i wrote up rq
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1mhK-twiWzMBkZfFPoYuwNvNjBTJNZEqX6Ch-AlTntlo/edit?usp=sharing

[cyan stratus]

you're putting way too much effort into this, and that's coming from me

[shy pecan]

yeah maybe but

i'm bored

and also spent like 3 hours data cleaning today so anything other than that is great

[cyan stratus]

yea i really wanna give my wrist a break so i probably wont run this trial

[shy pecan]

there is exactly one part of this trial i like

and that is the start of s2

[cyan stratus]

whats so special about it

[shy pecan]

you can jump from the first crystal to the second

[cyan stratus]

oh i did like 1 runthrough and didn't see how

[slim lintel]

oh fun

another trial where rex can beat the whole trial faster than arti can make it to s2 tele

nah screw this shit I'll come back when that stupid ass plant is nerfed

[cyan stratus]

dude i played like 1 run just beat me while im down

cant pass up that opportunity

[slim lintel]

your 1 run is faster than me trying arti for 2 hours could even get close too

its stupid

[drifting pasture]

Is the predatory instinct useful?

[cyan stratus]

i didnt grab it

[drifting pasture]

and i die on the stone titan

Because he use his laser 2 times in a row

y e a h

fuck this stone titan is so annoying

[tough belfry]

:)

[drifting pasture]

I had a 2:40 for the stoen titan

and ofc i died

[cyan stratus]

just play rex i have like 1:50 for 1 run ez character

[tough belfry]

i'd rather have working hands

[cyan stratus]

lol thats not the reason i have wrist problems

[drifting pasture]

How the fuck can i beat the stone titan

Playing safely isn't good,too many enemies spawns

Trying to kill it as fast as possible doesn't work,he's faster

[tough belfry]

what character are you playing

[drifting pasture]

I tried rex and mult

I tried taking the AP round

dunestrider isn't a problem

Oh nvm i got lucky

He didn't use his laser this time

It's not legit,right?

[tough belfry]

0:57 is impossible for any character

[drifting pasture]

yeah that's what i thought

i'm right behind you in the leaderboard...and i'm not gonna try to do better

Engineer in prismatic trial,great choice

[tough belfry]

if you're not getting really good times then it might be better to just take more items

with my huntress i took 2xAP rounds, syringe, tritip

[drifting pasture]

I had 1 ap round

chronobauble

the seeds

And predatory instinct

And i've made a lot of errors

Only 1 ap round + predatory was enough

with rex

[tough belfry]

idk what route you take but the syringe is really close to the stage 1 spawn

[drifting pasture]

Yeah

I'm MAYBE gonna try later

[broken spear]

@drifting pasture that has to be a modder, theres no possible way otherwise.

[drifting pasture]

i know

hEy l00k At mE i'M tHe BEST

[broken spear]

They ruin it for the rest of us.

[drifting pasture]

Well

actually not taht much

There's no prize to win

[broken spear]

I'm not against it, i just don't like when ppl try to use it to their advantage or when they decimate everything in multiplayer. The prize is that sweet sweet single digit rank haha

[drifting pasture]

Even ppl with infinite lunar coins

Lunar coins are rare

But getting an unlimited amount

meh

[slim lintel]

Rex players be like: https://youtu.be/9JdFRMnTqzU

[pearl eagle]

ngl, this video perfectly describes cabbage

[cyan stratus]

i feel personally attacked

[slim lintel]

[shy pecan]

@tough belfry how tf you fight titan

huntress disintegrates in like a 10m radius around him

i thought about picking up hud for dunestrider an then grab preon for titan so i can use both

but when i did that on merc i lost time

[tough belfry]

stand quite close

don't get hit

lots of items to kill it faster

[shy pecan]

when are you using preon?

and did you go for the 2nd ap rounds?

[tough belfry]

i used preon for dunestrider succ skip

and i took the ap rounds above the stone titan but they probably didn't save any time

[shy pecan]

from my merc runs i think you can get dunestrider to like 600 before succ

so i'm thinking of opening hud en route to preon, then bringing preon back to hud and swapping

then use hud when he stands up low health to work in preon for titan

if i can just survive the titan fight it could be good

[tough belfry]

if that works to skip the dunestrider succ that would probably save a lot of time

[cyan stratus]

just skip everything by playing rex

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fj9bxXFQlco&feature=youtu.be

and yes i know the run is scuffed but im not planning on improving it

[slim lintel]

rex's damage with hud...I dont even want this game on my hard drive anymore

if your route wasnt so scuffed this is like a 1:15 legit trial

though at this point I don't think playing rex should be considered legit

[proven tapir]

don't nerf rex he's my secondary in the main game

[cyan stratus]

nah rex needs a hard nerf

maybe he's just op in trials though, i have no qualifications to talk about the base game since last time i played it was in late 2017

[slim lintel]

rex kills a whole dunestrider in one HUD, arti barely gets it past half before the HUD is done

thats bullshit

[proven tapir]

He is just op in trials. in main game he's fine

[shy pecan]

split leaderboards

hopoo bless

[proven tapir]

but this is an auxiliary game mode, don't balance the game around this

[tough belfry]

i'm guessing in the main game if you spam m2 you die

[slim lintel]

nah he broke af in base game too

[proven tapir]

not even remotely

[slim lintel]

nah you just spam your build in gesture of the drowned cooldown and everything dies

hp literally doesnt matter

just dont pick up a shield gen and one shot protection will let you live forever

[tough belfry]

ok but isn't that true for every character

[slim lintel]

which part

rex is the only character with an equipment potency cd thats 1s cd

and gets the biggest dick procs over and over

in an aoe

while he has a build in group up

not to mention near infinite range dps and a mobility skill

just delete arti ffs

The more I think about it the more annoyed I'm getting. Gonna actually for real take a break from this game. Probably until we get a trial with new map, which knowing my luck will be the next one

[shy pecan]

lol and first thing i see in feedback is that people want rex to be able to scale vertical walls
"to make up for his lack of mobility"

bruh

with a crystal boost he basically already can

[cyan stratus]

crystals dont exist in base game

[shy pecan]

what's base game

[cyan stratus]

idk i think it's some side gamemode that people play when they're taking a break from trials

[tough belfry]

https://youtu.be/KEGHUPaT69k

[tough belfry]

i got a 3:10, it could be better if i didn't almost die on the titan

[wanton helm]

@cyan stratus im curious as to why your name is cabbage

[cyan stratus]

someone called me a cabbage as an insult and it kinda stuck

[wanton helm]

Oh

[slim lintel]

his name is cabbage because he has an apple as a profile pic

[cyan stratus]

it's a cherry

[slim lintel]

Keep telling yourself that bub

[grave timber]

It's a cherry, the stem's long

[slim lintel]

apples have long stems, you must have only seen virgin tiny stemmed apples

and everyone knows cherries come in pairs 🍒 🍎

[zenith plinth]

Erect apple

[zenith plinth]

Does a purple rank mean I'm in the top 10%?

[tough belfry]

i guess no

[maiden stream]

the usual cabbage time

[cyan stratus]

not even gonna defend myself since my time is garbage this trial

[tough belfry]

join the huntress gang and any sub 3 time is a good time

[cyan stratus]

my huntress record this trial is 3:04

no sub 3 for me

[shy pecan]

i'm traveling and forgot to bring my mouse

so rip like the next 3 trials for me

[cyan stratus]

🦀

[slim lintel]

🦀

[tough belfry]

[azure topaz]

how its possible to make 0:33 in pt?

[pearl eagle]

It's not, people with way too insane times are hackers

[slim lintel]

anything below 1:30 theres a 100% chance its cheated unless posted here