prismatic-trials

[tired lichen]

this trial looks like it sucks

[earnest ice]

it's a real pain in the ass right now

waiting for the smart people to route it for me

😎

[tired lichen]

i wonder if u do second stage fast enough u get a diff boss?

[earnest ice]

seems really unlikely

you'd have to get there in like one minute

[tired lichen]

or what if u did it slower and got a diff boss

[earnest ice]

🤔

go slower = go faster?

[tired lichen]

i mean if it becomes a easier boss

[earnest ice]

it's possible

[cyan stratus]

i activated at 8min and got blaze vagrat

nt

[earnest ice]

nvm lmao

[tired lichen]

damn we must go faster then

[earnest ice]

you'd need a miracle to spawn a different boss for stage 2 it seems

or take 20 min

[tired lichen]

this seems loike hell for arti tho

[chilly trout]

^

is it

[earnest ice]

big F for arti players

[tired lichen]

so wb them engi players

[chilly trout]

arti can do it

i can start the boss around 40 sec but my health is nonexistent

[earnest ice]

just don't get hit 😏

[marsh tapir]

finally got down to 4:02, it was sloppy so i could cut 10 seconds out easily

and i found a start to get lvl 4 going into the next level, but i activate boss around 45 seconds

[pearl eagle]

Just got a run at 3:05.98, I feel like I've got a pretty decent route, but after some time it will probably be pretty shit

[marsh tapir]

video pls

what do you do for the fucking jellybitch

[pearl eagle]

Give me some time to edit and upload

I get crit glasses from cloaked, go up next to the crystal at spawn, buy armor piercing then go to boss

[marsh tapir]

cloaked?

[pearl eagle]

Pop a crystal on the ledge between boost and AP

[cyan stratus]

lol ur rank 3

[pearl eagle]

There's an invis chest at stage 1

[cyan stratus]

i got a very primitive route at 3:37

[pearl eagle]

I'll upload a vid to show

[marsh tapir]

can you open it without the think

thing

[fallow breach]

okay

[earnest ice]

holy fuck is this gonna go sub 3 already

[pearl eagle]

Yeah

[cyan stratus]

yes u can

[fallow breach]

time to take a look at this run now

[marsh tapir]

😮

[earnest ice]

you people are crazy

[cyan stratus]

i can get sub 3 p easy i thik

2:20 is maybe max

[earnest ice]

insane gaming in here

[fallow breach]

if a stage takes longer than a minute fifteen its probably not optimal yet

[pearl eagle]

Sub 3 is very possible, but it's going to be painful fighting that jellyfish and surviving

[chilly trout]

arti is viable just gonna take some time

[fallow breach]

there is a hidden chest stage one I read?

[honest cape]

yea there is

[pearl eagle]

Yeah, next to the crystal to when you go to the right

[honest cape]

also are cloaked chests a thing in normal game?

[pearl eagle]

Right above it

I think they are, but haven't seen one myself in a normal game

[cerulean sorrel]

wheres the ammo?

[pearl eagle]

On stage 2 on the edge right above spawn

There is one on stage 1 aswell, but idk where it is

Someone mentioned an equipment on stage 2? What equipment is it and where is it?

[cyan stratus]

ammo? what?

ap bullet ?

[cerulean sorrel]

yea ap sorry

[fallow breach]

hmm

i think i have a hutnress route for stage one

[cyan stratus]

nice, is it sub 1 hour?

[pearl eagle]

lmao

[cerulean sorrel]

XD

[fallow breach]

its around am inute

[cyan stratus]

cool, do you have the cheat table values?

[fallow breach]

kek

[pearl eagle]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-WERGwJta4

As of right now, this is my route

[cerulean sorrel]

F

[pearl eagle]

Ah yikes

[pearl eagle]

oki, fixed it

200iq bois don't worry about it

[cyan stratus]

hey this is literally my route so far

you dont think grabbing energy drink and looping for ap is best?

[zenith plinth]

lol nice find on those goggles

[cyan stratus]

my find

copyrighted

[pearl eagle]

Understandable

[zenith plinth]

cabbage your video?

ah nvm

[cyan stratus]

🙃

[marsh tapir]

hi

[cyan stratus]

very early screenshot

copyrighted

[zenith plinth]

:DDDD

[cerulean sorrel]

oh so thats how you get lvl 4

im a fucking bot

[pearl eagle]

Yeah, lvl4 makes stage 2 a lot faster

[fallow breach]

uihg the blazing wandering vagrant

is a big oof

[cyan stratus]

i have an idea that's literally either 0iq or 300iq

no in between

i'll keep you guys posted

[drowsy jetty]

speedrunners HATE HIM

[pearl eagle]

lol

[earnest ice]

waiting with bated breath

the IQ on display here is astounding

[cyan stratus]

ahahahhahahaha

i think

i did it

[cerulean sorrel]

i had such a decent tiiiime but fucked up my c

[fallow breach]

okay

[cyan stratus]

activate newt altar, take blue portal, you get an ocular hud -> boss is blazing beetle queen, you can shred it ez

[drowsy jetty]

vegetable madman builds up speed on a slope for 20 seconds and flings themselves to a parallel universe, skipping the first stage completely

[earnest ice]

holy shit OMEGA brain

[drowsy jetty]

oh well that works too

[fallow breach]

you cna keep your crit goggles, and get 2 sticky grenades?!

worth it

[cyan stratus]

actual 300iq

thank me later

it's lunar coin gated though and i have 0 left

[earnest ice]

i'll thank you now

[cyan stratus]

go without me

[earnest ice]

same

[pearl eagle]

Did you really just turn this into a lunar coin race

[drowsy jetty]

go edit ur save

[pearl eagle]

No dude

[fallow breach]

uhggg

[cyan stratus]

hahaahahahahah

[fallow breach]

i cant believe you

[drowsy jetty]

and give urself negative coins afterwards

to go into lunar coin debt

[pearl eagle]

Literally big brain syndrome

[drowsy jetty]

(does that work)

[cerulean sorrel]

jokes on you

nerds

[cyan stratus]

ocular hud is right next to teleporter btw

it's perfect

[fallow breach]

so what you're saying

is

i got 5 tries

on this shit

[cerulean sorrel]

so what newt altar is you clicking?

[cyan stratus]

at spawn

you can see it

[cerulean sorrel]

as who?

[cyan stratus]

uhh

i thiink all characters have eyes

if i'm not mistaken

[cerulean sorrel]

no i meant

how to get to it

[drowsy jetty]

what

mul-t no eyes

[cerulean sorrel]

cant just walk up there can you?

[cyan stratus]

yes you can

[cerulean sorrel]

O

[pearl eagle]

Gottem good Aevean

[cerulean sorrel]

im special

ignore me

[cyan stratus]

good luck everyone

whoever has the most lunar coins wins

you're welcome

[earnest ice]

cabbage going full laughing golden homer.gif mode

[drowsy jetty]

idk, this seems fishy

coming from a person who calls themselves cabbage

but their profile is an apple?????

[cyan stratus]

red cabbage

[drowsy jetty]

o shit

[earnest ice]

weren't they cherries in the game

i forget

[cyan stratus]

ayyy

i hoped someone knew where they were from

[drowsy jetty]

oh, thats why they looked familiar

iwbtg?

[earnest ice]

i beat that mess on hard

[cyan stratus]

want some private fangames

k4 early dev

[earnest ice]

private?? 🤔

[drowsy jetty]

i only played guy and boshy lmao

mega vanilla

[earnest ice]

i didn't even play boshy

guy drained my will to live

i did play solgryn's actual real game

[drowsy jetty]

i played guy after boshy lol

might have been because i played it first, but boshy took like 6x more attempts to complete, but tbf, boshy is a longer game

[cyan stratus]

boshy is ez

but i hate the engine

solgryn decided he was better than everyone else and made his own engine with botched physics

[drowsy jetty]

i didnt mind it > : (

[chilly trout]

so i came back from eating whats new?

[pearl eagle]

Guys, did no one find the preon on stage 2?

[drowsy jetty]

cabbage galaxy brain

[cyan stratus]

you're joking

[pearl eagle]

No joke

[drowsy jetty]

preon ???

[cyan stratus]

i didnt explore the entire stage

but wtf

[pearl eagle]

It's out by the ruins

In an equipment canister

fuck this trial dude

[cyan stratus]

i think it's time for

LUNAR GATED CRIT PREON

go grind that 11/100

[earnest ice]

Lmao i called it

Find the secret preon

Great success by me as always

[cyan stratus]

and dont even think about trying to use hud, the effect expires when you swap items

[drowsy jetty]

are they adding preon to every trial intentionally? lul

[cyan stratus]

how am i still 17th with my garbage 3:37

also why is everyone engi

[hollow moon]

engi master race

[chilly trout]

i haven't even beat it yet

[cyan stratus]

you have like 50 coins

[fallow breach]

becuase I keep dying to this shitty fucking jellyfish dude

[cyan stratus]

go wild

this trial is p2p

[drowsy jetty]

one day an overloading worm will be a trials boss

[earnest ice]

Overloading worm
No preon
No HUD
No mobility items
No alibi
No dreams
No hope

Statistically it has to happen

[fallow breach]

yo this fucking sucks lmao

[cerulean sorrel]

not to bad, can be improved a lot

[pearl eagle]

Eh, preon is on stage 2, non p2p fyi

[cyan stratus]

wtf

what

say that again

nvm you're trolling

[fallow breach]

theres a preon on stage 2?

i wish

[hollow moon]

yeah there is

[fallow breach]

where?

I thought i opened everything

🤔

[hollow moon]

at ruins near the 2 crystals

[drowsy jetty]

oh boy

they could totally put preon inside a cloaked equipment canister, in a future trial, couldnt they

[pearl eagle]

This is going to become another 11% trial

[earnest ice]

I want to believe a dev designs each trial manually and ensures there is a preon

[cyan stratus]

how

did nobody find it

until 1.75 hours in

it's literally behind a rock

[drowsy jetty]

conspiracy theory, it was just added in

[fallow breach]

HAH eat shit cabbage now its not a dumb ass race for lunar coins

[cerulean sorrel]

screenshot?

[earnest ice]

Find the Secret Preon

[cyan stratus]

dude i never wanted it to be a race

[earnest ice]

Didn't you

[fallow breach]

you kept asking what if, and you never stopped to ask your self why if

[cyan stratus]

no i didn't want

[earnest ice]

Want if

[drowsy jetty]

i think most people would just hit em with one of these anyways, if it was lunar gated

[cyan stratus]

banned

vac

[drowsy jetty]

darn

[cyan stratus]

btw everyone

[tall wave]

Heg

[cyan stratus]

let's be grateful

🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀

[tall wave]

No because you aren't a cabbage

[earnest ice]

Crabbagge

[cerulean sorrel]

so there is a preon yes

[cerulean sorrel]

noted

[earnest ice]

Do you even go through the blue portal now that there's a preon

[cyan stratus]

no

[cerulean sorrel]

does it cost anything?

im guessing yes

[earnest ice]

🦀 NEWT IS GONE 🦀

[cerulean sorrel]

i picked it up on railgun mode

reee

[fallow breach]

okay finally I have a whole route that I need ot now tweek

https://i.imgur.com/hzvlklo.png

I think i could do faster with huntress, but she SUUUCKS for the titan :c

[earnest ice]

Where's the madmen playing Merc at

[tardy knoll]

OH DANG 3:44 is 25

[cerulean sorrel]

i got a good route

ill keep you guys updated

[cyan stratus]

no you dont

🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀

[tardy knoll]

That preon makes this 100% easier

[cyan stratus]

don't you mean 11%

hahahaah

[earnest ice]

Someone clue me in on this 11%
I am but a young babe, inexperienced in these affairs

[cyan stratus]

crit preon chance with lens

[earnest ice]

Preon can fucking crit?????

[cerulean sorrel]

ez 2:45 i jsut need to not die

so close

i killed boss but died

[earnest ice]

F

[pearl eagle]

2:33.17 while playing it safe and not going for crit

[cerulean sorrel]

I WAS TELEPORTING

AND I DIED

REE

[earnest ice]

F

[cerulean sorrel]

oky how tf did you get 2:33

[pearl eagle]

Well

I used the preon

And I didn't die

[earnest ice]

!!

[cerulean sorrel]

yes but how do you manage to chop off a lot of time

[earnest ice]

Goes fast

[pearl eagle]

I use same route from my vid on stage one

[cyan stratus]

2:45 without crit

[cerulean sorrel]

yea i got 2:45 without crit also

but i died

[cyan stratus]

hey dude is loonymarlin in here?

he got a nice 1:06 as hunter

[earnest ice]

God gamer

[pearl eagle]

On stage 2 I shoot as I start my shift on the first crystal, pop it while sprinting toward preon, turn around and pop the crystal from spawn, shift toward preon and pop the crystal right next to me. All that's left is go kill boss

Rather simple, but still quite fast

[fallow breach]

around when are you hitting the TP in stage one?

[cyan stratus]

i found an easy ~1sec timesave on your 1st stage route

[pearl eagle]

Just under one minute-ish

[fallow breach]

oh fuck

[pearl eagle]

Any of you guys think going for ap on stage 1 is faster overall?

[cyan stratus]

no

[bold falcon]

oh

is there a new

[cyan stratus]

it's too out of the way

yes

[bold falcon]

holy moly

lets get it

[cyan stratus]

dude

you won't guess

[bold falcon]

preon?

[cyan stratus]

guess how you kill 2nd boss

how tf did you guess

[bold falcon]

i guessed

[cyan stratus]

but here's the catch

there's glasses

but guess where they are

[earnest ice]

The development for this trial has been a journey and a half

[bold falcon]

the opposite direction?

[cyan stratus]

cloaked chest

:D

[earnest ice]

What a ride

[cyan stratus]

i found the cloaked chest though so it's copyright

y'all cant use

[bold falcon]

anyone got any paths yet

[cyan stratus]

i have scuffed 2:45

but the route is pretty much good imo

[bold falcon]

ima try to set this record tommorow morning

[zenith plinth]

cat the bunny how the fuck

2:33

[pearl eagle]

Well, you just go fast man

Just believe you are sonic

[zenith plinth]

saw your vide on the previous trial

video

you sound norwegian :D

[pearl eagle]

Wonder why 😃

(It's cuz I am)

[fallow breach]

i just keep dying on this shitty fucking boss uhg

[cyan narwhal]

the current one?

[zenith plinth]

har du video av 2:33?

[marsh tapir]

im so bad at this one

[pearl eagle]

haven't uploaded the run, no

[marsh tapir]

got a 2:55 without a prionm crit

[pearl eagle]

I have a vid of it

[zenith plinth]

Secret strats?

:D

[pearl eagle]

I have my stage 1 strats in the video I posted earlier, then i posted in text format my stage 2 strat

It's up there somewhere

[marsh tapir]

cat where is

[pearl eagle]

On stage 2 I shoot as I start my shift on the first crystal, pop it while sprinting toward preon, turn around and pop the crystal from spawn, shift toward preon and pop the crystal right next to me. All that's left is go kill boss

[marsh tapir]

ap on 1st level

[pearl eagle]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-WERGwJta4

[zenith plinth]

Very nice

Do you speedrun other games or something?

Considering this game released very recently you seem to have a firm grasp on optimizing stuff like this

[pearl eagle]

I did about 60 speedruns in total of star wars battlefront 2 classic

Other than that, it just comes from watching speedruns of other games

[zenith plinth]

Ah alright

[pearl eagle]

@marsh tapir It's quite far back on the right side inside a chest

The chest is in the same ditch as the crystal if you understand what I mean

[chilly trout]

finally beat it with arti

3:12.46

[zenith plinth]

Nice man

[chilly trout]

he could get 2:30 just need to work on crystal hops on the 2nd stage

gonna use the first crystal to hop to ap bullets then use the fire wisps to boost when they shoot

destroy sencond crystal without hopping then use the 3rd crystal to hope to the preon then the boss

ap bullets might take to much time not sure yet

gonna start recording now

[pearl eagle]

Jesus Zunts, if you manage to get a good route you are literally a god

Honestly thought this trial was going to be impossible for Artificier

[chilly trout]

it's all in the crystal hops

crystal hops should be a Olympic sport

[pearl eagle]

Agreed

[chilly trout]

theres a blank name that has 3:12.10 and it's an arti

[zenith plinth]

what are crystal hops?

[chilly trout]

you use the crystals explosion to get a boost

it's the best with artificer

you take a lot of damage though so you have to fight bosses with low health most of the time

[zenith plinth]

Ah alright

[cyan stratus]

8+ hits and no crit

feelsbadman

[marsh tapir]

YEAH

[pearl eagle]

You already going for crits? I'm trying to improve my time just by going for a late hit with preon

[marsh tapir]

im going on well over 10

why do i have such bad rng

[cyan stratus]

ofc im going for crit

[zenith plinth]

lol i wish the other characters were vaible

viable

or had seperate leaderboards

[cerulean sorrel]

coming for ya spot

[cyan stratus]

no you arent

[cerulean sorrel]

fuck you man

XD

was that a crit or no?

[cyan stratus]

i missed my preon

lmao

[cerulean sorrel]

wtf

how

my man has a 2x damage modifier on

[zenith plinth]

does a crit preon 1hit it?

[pearl eagle]

Don't think so

You probably need some damage before/after

[zenith plinth]

yea

[cyan stratus]

gg

wrong screenshot

i think it's optimized boys

still not 1st :^)

[cerulean sorrel]

technically you are

guessing that was a crit

[earnest ice]

Why are all the cheaters playing huntress

[cyan stratus]

yep

[cerulean sorrel]

nice

[cyan stratus]

getting the video up soon

[cerulean sorrel]

i just got 2:42

getting there

im top 5 out of non cheaters so thatll be it for the night since its 3:45am

[pearl eagle]

I assume you got the crit Cabbage?

[cyan stratus]

yes

[cerulean sorrel]

i shall be seeing you guys tomorrow... today? later today

yes

gn

[chilly trout]

night bro

[fleet fossil]

what are u guys running

?

so far engie seems best, but i cant close to 2 mins

[chilly trout]

arti got 2:12.46 right now but i can do better

[zenith plinth]

goddamn cabbage

[fallow breach]

alright

[zenith plinth]

Nice time

[fallow breach]

im back

[nimble veldt]

yo

[fallow breach]

time to top the leaderboards

[chilly trout]

lol 2:12.46*

[nimble veldt]

watcha using for this trial

o:

[chilly trout]

3 not 2 jesus

[fallow breach]

mult as fuck

[nimble veldt]

what's 2nd boss

[fallow breach]

hey cat, im glad we have allmost the same stage 1 lmao

[nimble veldt]

flame vagrand?

[fallow breach]

ya :c

[nimble veldt]

f

no cheese strats?

x_x

[chilly trout]

theres a preon though

[cyan stratus]

2:12 wtf????

[chilly trout]

and crit

[cyan stratus]

with arti

[chilly trout]

3:12 lmao

[nimble veldt]

👀

[cyan stratus]

oh

[fleet fossil]

wheres the preon?

[nimble veldt]

i'm interested

[cyan stratus]

am i still wr

[fleet fossil]

i only saw the radar

[cyan stratus]

video will take literal 15 min to upload

[zenith plinth]

cabbage

[cyan stratus]

yea

[zenith plinth]

did you go directly to preon
?

[cyan stratus]

yea

[zenith plinth]

turn around shoot the crystals

[cyan stratus]

no

[zenith plinth]

goddamn where am i losing 25 seconds on you lol

[cyan stratus]

i crit the preon

so thats where you get time

[nimble veldt]

where's preon 👀

[cyan stratus]

stage 2

[zenith plinth]

What is the crit chance with 1 pair of glasses?

[cyan stratus]

11%

[zenith plinth]

lol fuck

Was it enough to 1shot the boss?

[cyan stratus]

i failed like 14 times before i got crit

no

gets it to ~900

[zenith plinth]

ah alright

well good job, nice time

[chilly trout]

you need to kill it before it takes a shit on you

[cyan stratus]

thanks

[fleet fossil]

whats ur method? turn get the 2, get crit cabbage?

or do u get the rulands too?

[fallow breach]

hows your stage two go cabbage? do you grab any items other than the preon?

[cyan stratus]

nah

i upload video soon

[fleet fossil]

he prolly grabbs the stun grenade while killing the thing

[fallow breach]

uhggg this fucking vagrant just keeps killing me

i forgot why i took a break

[fleet fossil]

wtf

wheres crit cabbage?

i thought it was in lunar potd

[cyan stratus]

????

[fleet fossil]

wait

[chilly trout]

ap bullets worth or nah?

[cyan stratus]

where did you get that from

[fleet fossil]

im dumb asf

[cyan stratus]

not imo

8min zzzzzz

[chilly trout]

my RA left a fruit rollup outside my door lets get it 😤

[fleet fossil]

where tf are the glasses?

[cyan stratus]

stage1

[fleet fossil]

but where

[chilly trout]

it's invisable

go up the hill from the crystal to the right

[fallow breach]

my preon blast

just anti crit

it hit it

and did nothing

[cyan stratus]

👍

[chilly trout]

it healed the boss?

[zenith plinth]

Cabbage made a great find, but he has yet to mention he found it with the radar

:D

[cyan stratus]

i said i did at the beginning :^)

[fleet fossil]

oof xD

[zenith plinth]

:^)

[slim lintel]

ugh theres a preon again?

[cyan stratus]

hell yeah dude

@pearl eagle when is sub 2:10

[slim lintel]

oof more preon I may not bother

[nimble veldt]

yo 👀

any reference video yet?

[cyan stratus]

3min until

[fleet fossil]

im just trynna find this damn preon xD

[pearl eagle]

When I get my god damn crit 😠

[zenith plinth]

cat stream your attempts

[pearl eagle]

Not sure my internet would hold up

[cyan stratus]

i just realized i paused in the middle of my wr run to complain about RNG in discord

👌

[zenith plinth]

Give it a try?

I'd watch

[fleet fossil]

xD

[pearl eagle]

Sure, give me a sec

https://www.twitch.tv/catthebunny

My internet is quite unstable, so it might not be any good quality or work very well

[cyan stratus]

https://youtu.be/sAdumHw-TyI

[fallow breach]

oh wow

we have the same path

i just die

and you use a fall reset

at the begining

[cyan stratus]

haha

stupid idea i came up with

[fallow breach]

im not sure if thats faster, or rusing the closer crystal as a jump

[cyan stratus]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[zenith plinth]

lol the strat

Good job

[cyan stratus]

i think this goes to ~2:10

eventually

[pearl eagle]

Got a 2:21.78, only a couple ms behind you cabbage

I'm coming for that ass

[fallow breach]

like 20 fuckiong smaller jellyfish just chain knockedm e till I died

wow

i love it

[spice wave]

you if you two want a faster starting strat try hitting the first crystal once plus nade, then jump on the edge of the bridge for each shot on the other crystal, nade to kill it. Two more shots on the first crystal and shift away with the second one. Saves like 3 seconds over the one from your video cabbage

[slim lintel]

is sodie pop worth on arti

[cyan stratus]

@soft eagle gotta get the barrel for lv4

[spice wave]

yeah the railgun hits both

[soft eagle]

What is this fraudulence?

[cyan stratus]

👀

[chilly trout]

i'm gonna upload a video you guys gotta see this

skip to stage 2 if you wanna see something weird but if you wanna see my path watch the whole thing https://youtu.be/aY6uy_J6ap4

[cyan stratus]

oh lol that is weird

you're trying to complete this trial using arti

[chilly trout]

i have 3:12.46

i can get way faster trust me

[slim lintel]

I almost got a 2:30 on my first clear I think but I missed the preon cus I didnt know where boss spawn was lol

[chilly trout]

whats your path for 1st stage

[slim lintel]

run up to first crystal behind R jump with it and kill second crystal as you fade away

[chilly trout]

huh

my way is to much work it looks like

[slim lintel]

immah stream for a bit I think

still working on a good path in stage 2

[chilly trout]

did you see mine?

[slim lintel]

ill check it real quick

[chilly trout]

also use the enemies to boost you

not as helpful as jumpy boi but the little fire things do boost you if you time it

[fallow breach]

jsut died with the vagrant at 30 health with a 2:30 on the clock

i love my life

[tardy knoll]

How fast are you guys getting through the first stage?

[slim lintel]

stremin arti learnins

[fallow breach]

round a minute ten

[livid goblet]

i exit at 1:20

[slim lintel]

2:33.89 first clear as arti

[chilly trout]

^ godlike

[pearl eagle]

@cyan stratus 2:19.74
Your turn

[cyan stratus]

working on a new route 👀

[pearl eagle]

😮

You got some new secret tech?

[cyan stratus]

nahh

just optimization

when's video

[spice wave]

god the wisps during the first fight really suck

[fallow breach]

how the fuck are you guys not just wiping this last fight feels so fucking dummy hectic

[spice wave]

hope for crit, hit till dead, hope no die

[fallow breach]

ive killed it twice

[fleet fossil]

i killed it once

then got nuked by a lessert wisp

[cyan stratus]

i reset when i fail crit

1/30ish now

[fallow breach]

IVE MISSED WITH THIS PREON SO MANY TRIMES WOW

[fleet fossil]

how do u miss a preon?

[cyan stratus]

every time you miss you would've crit

[fallow breach]

you miss becasue the top of the shitty jellyfish isnt a hitbox

[fleet fossil]

then dont aim for the top :idk:

that didnt work

wtf

ohh

i left the chat i was in xD

1 min

[pearl eagle]

Go for a couple of hits with your gun before you fire preon. It won't one shot anyway so you aren't losing time

That way it will stay in the same spot for when you fire the preon

[fallow breach]

yeah you right

[slim lintel]

this trial is a one and done for me frik that

[chilly trout]

got beetle again

[fleet fossil]

i have it again

we good

[chilly trout]

got 2:55.92 with beetle not jellyfish

[fleet fossil]

how tf did u get beetle?

wut?

[chilly trout]

idk when i start the 2nd stage it says "the ground shakes beneath you"

[fleet fossil]

lmaoo

u broke pris trial xD

[chilly trout]

it is as bad as the last @slim lintel

[fallow breach]

oh you get the random chance changed boss

i want that

[slim lintel]

its worse because not only is it a vagrant as arti, its a flaming vagrant

[fallow breach]

two bad PT's back to back TT.TT

[chilly trout]

you have a chance to get beetle but i honestly don't think it's better than the jellyfish

[slim lintel]

crystal jumps also feel bad, and only 2 of them are even good.

[fallow breach]

the beetle doesnt have a one shot

so

ill fucking take it

[chilly trout]

well do damage then preon him

[crystal trench]

Flaming vagrant???

Wow I'm missing such a bad trial LMAO

[pearl eagle]

We found a preon, so it's not THAT bad

[fallow breach]

nah

its p bad

[chilly trout]

it's not bad imo it's harder yes but does that make it hard?

bad* not hard

[crystal trench]

Bad because of flaming

Not vagrant

[cyan stratus]

@pearl eagle ~10 wr pace runs lost because no crit 👀

[crystal trench]

Flaming is not good currently

[chilly trout]

why?

i don't understand the element thing

[pearl eagle]

That's life my dude

[crystal trench]

Very very overtuned damage on blaze

Probably easier to deal with in ranged since early game in trial

But I'm merc

Makes it nearly impossible to deal with that early lol

[chilly trout]

does it burn you if you touch it?

[crystal trench]

Yes

[chilly trout]

ahh that is dumb

[crystal trench]

Yeah haha

It's doable still

I'll be back to join you guys in a week

Having a super fun trip though! Birthday soon, mega excited

[chilly trout]

i mean it's bad for merc but everyone else is playing mult so i don't think it's really that bad

nice i hope it's an amzing day for you @crystal trench

[crystal trench]

Yeah I'm sure it will be!

[pearl eagle]

I get that people want to play certain characters and all that good stuff, but playing merc when you know a blazing jellyfish is coming up seems like self harm

[crystal trench]

Haha

Merc in any of the trials is self harm

Blazing jellyfish is a matter of R at the right time and go slow

Dune was worse though

Or well

Is

[pearl eagle]

Going slow isn't really the point of the trials though

But I see what you mean

[crystal trench]

Have you run any other games?

[pearl eagle]

Only one, Star wars battlefront 2 classic

[crystal trench]

Sometimes it's very important to go intentionally slower to get a much more consistent run

[pearl eagle]

Oh yeah, I feel you on that one

[crystal trench]

Yeah

[pearl eagle]

For me, it's just that there's a option to not go slow

[crystal trench]

So it's not really "take your time" but more like don't die to get a few more seconds

[fallow breach]

https://i.imgur.com/swpb6yo.png

uhg this really dont feel good

[chilly trout]

just use commando 4head

[fallow breach]

fuuuq

u rite

[crystal trench]

Yeah he's probably best for a jelly trial

[pearl eagle]

There are tons of huntresses over the commandos

So huntress seems better tbh

[fallow breach]

but those are all hackerbois are they not

[chilly trout]

you guys are acting like they will work

[pearl eagle]

memes

[chilly trout]

they're hackers the characters don't kill fast enough

[crystal trench]

Huntress gets capped after a certain time just cause she sucks at hitting things quickly single target

Zunts commando is fine lol

[chilly trout]

commando is doodoo

[fallow breach]

hey man

[crystal trench]

Just doesn't have a large playerbase, you only see the hackers

[chilly trout]

his ttk is really bad

feels like it at least

[crystal trench]

His time to kill is similar to merc LMAO

You play art

It's always going to feel slow

[chilly trout]

true

[crystal trench]

Unless you're mult

[fallow breach]

my boi mult

mister robot

[crystal trench]

The only class that is unplayable after a certain point is huntress and maybe merc

Huntress because ass single target

Merc probably isn't

But if he were it's cause of no crystal jumps

Engineer maybe but I'm pretty sure we all just suck

I'd bet money I could take commando to an impressive time on basically any trial

Guys really well rounded

Also right click can snipe crystals if you're insane

[pearl eagle]

I personally think that commando doesn't have enough damage output to compete with the top dogs tho

[fallow breach]

oh im insane

[chilly trout]

i really wanna see that, honestly seen you do impressive stuff with merc

[crystal trench]

The top dogs are literally two people cat

Nobody competes with arts damage or mults speed lol

Just won't happen

[chilly trout]

well i always thought merc was a top dog because of joe

[crystal trench]

It's why we need character boards

[pearl eagle]

I didn't feel like spelling out both their names, ok?

[cyan stratus]

hmmm

i think im up to 20 noncrits in a row now ;D

[pearl eagle]

Ouch, that stings

[crystal trench]

@chilly trout Is that a meme LOL

Imagine the effort I put into merc on artificer

[chilly trout]

well i was new at the game on the 3rd trial and i seen you doing good so it made me think that, but after dunestrider i see where he is now

[crystal trench]

Loool

Yeah it's annoying

But it's also fine

The game isn't balanceable in that sense

If mercenary could crystal jump, he's going to become awful in normal play

How do you make mult less fast without ruining his kit

How do you give huntress the damage needed to kill single target faster without making aoe insane on her

Etc

So it sucks, but it's also the only situation that could ever happen

I'm really happy with the state of the trials

When someone sees a recording of me playing merc, it doesn't require them to know merc is bad to know the time is impressive

That's all that really matters

I think that there could be some tuning on leaderboards still though

[chilly trout]

so do you preferer playing the best character or the character you like?

[crystal trench]

I mean

I play merc don't I

I only played artificer that one trial to show I can

I don't care about playing the best lol

[chilly trout]

okay thats what i was asking

[crystal trench]

If I'm good at the game, then that'll show in merc play

Same with Jamie and engineer

He's fuckin insane

[cyan stratus]

pretty sure i just lost a 2:12 to not critting

F

[crystal trench]

F

Trial sounds aids

Gl cabbage

I sleep now

Gn all!

[fallow breach]

you're getting a 2:12 damn

im not even gettting to the preon before 1:50

[pearl eagle]

2:12? What kind of madman strats are you using?

Welp, I got another crit

2:18,54

[cyan stratus]

what time do you activate 1st and 2nd?

[pearl eagle]

You mean the teleporters?

[copper plinth]

they should make preon 100% crit in trial

thing got high cooldown anyway

[pearl eagle]

In that run i got to first teleport at 43.60 ish, and the second teleport 1:54.20

[brave jewel]

Is the mage the best character for prismatic?

[chilly trout]

no the robot

[pearl eagle]

MUL-T for this one

[fallow breach]

you got first TP at 43?

[chilly trout]

2nd best though

[pearl eagle]

Yeah, it can be faster I think

[fallow breach]

what the actual fuck

[cyan stratus]

yeah it can 🙃

[fallow breach]

like summonb boss at 43?

[pearl eagle]

I've popped it at 42 something, but I might have crit a crystal or something

[fallow breach]

or leave at 43

[brave jewel]

Can someone explain why one or another is better?

[pearl eagle]

Summon at 43

[fallow breach]

oh

okay

im on track

thats when i do it

[pearl eagle]

MUL-T is better simply because of mobility, and op ranged attack to destroy crystals

Artificier can be faster if the crystals are in good positions so you can jump with them

But this trial I'm pretty sure an artificier can't beat MUL-T

Unless Zunts pulls something out of his magical hat

[chilly trout]

i wish i could

[brave jewel]

Well, thank you very much. I appreciate the assistance.

[cyan stratus]

i activate 1st at 37 👀

[pearl eagle]

EXCUSE ME?

You do have some secret strats

What the flip flop

[fallow breach]

this is the first time where dying to the second boss is more common than just slow times

zzz

[cyan stratus]

literally 30 crit fails in a row

idk what to do

[pearl eagle]

Teach me your strats? 😃

[cyan stratus]

hard to explain

i want video 🙃

[pearl eagle]

Understandable

[fallow breach]

im hitting second summon boss at like 2:03 actually wow

[abstract crest]

so whats wr right now?

i just did 2:28:64 is that good?

[fallow breach]

dang

[pearl eagle]

2:18,54 is wr, and yes that's pretty good

But as soon as Cabbage gets a crit my runs toast

[abstract crest]

got vid?

[pearl eagle]

He's got some secret tech

[abstract crest]

would like to see your route

[pearl eagle]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9eqnl1Vqu5I

This isn't my current run

Haven't uploaded that yet, and don't feel the need to when it's goin to be beat any sec

[cyan stratus]

nah it wont be

the route i'm using is pretty inconsistent stage1 so i only get to 2nd boss ~3/5 times

and i'm just not getting a crit

[fallow breach]

uhg too slow

:C

[pearl eagle]

I'm so confused as of what kind of route you are using now Cabbage

[copper plinth]

i think making a record is really easy to cheat

[pearl eagle]

It is

18 people are above me on the leaderboards, and they all pretty much use commando, huntress or mercenary

And have times that are just impossible

[chilly trout]

anyone play with controller?

[cyan stratus]

@pearl eagle ok so basically

go fast

and then dont die at the end

[pearl eagle]

I feel like I've heard those words before

[slim lintel]

if anyone is doing this on controller I feel sorry for them

[chilly trout]

^

[cyan stratus]

@pearl eagle dont pick up the stage1 boss drop

get lv4 instead

[slim lintel]

well if you're gonna beat me zunts this is the one to grind. I got my lucky crit on a shit run and thats all I'm getting for this trial, I aint about to go grinding crits

[chilly trout]

well ican't even detroy the second crystal like you

[pearl eagle]

So you do a different crystal route, then get lvl 4 at the end instead of doing with the canister?

[cyan stratus]

yep

happy now? 🙃

go do what i couldn't do

[pearl eagle]

Honestly wish you hadn't told me.

I wanna sleep man

[cyan stratus]

lmao

ur a better runner than me anyways

i find the strats and you optimize the run

[chilly trout]

hahaha you wanna sleep?

sleep is for the weak

[pearl eagle]

Yeah, it

It's 7am

I've been awake all night playing this game

No regrets

[chilly trout]

lol sleep bruh

[fallow breach]

you're doing a different crystal strat for enough gold?

[cyan stratus]

it's a very, very convoluted strat

that's why i just want my crit and then have a video

[pearl eagle]

Sleep = lost frames

[abstract crest]

11:57pm

got all night

to beat both your asses 😃

[chilly trout]

9:55pm

[cyan stratus]

i wish i could get a crit

i think i'm up to 40 now

[abstract crest]

your 24

im 25

[cyan stratus]

my run is garbage

[abstract crest]

your getting 7secs less then me

so my run is worst

[cyan stratus]

but i have like 7sec timesave

on top of mine

[fallow breach]

https://i.imgur.com/HTVp9hO.png il take it right now, fuck this trial

im boutta put up that video so you can tell me what im doing wrong lmao

[pearl eagle]

@cyan stratus When I kill the monsters at the end it slows down the teleport way too much, you got some other secrets up your sleeve or something?

[cyan stratus]

@pearl eagle yea

[pearl eagle]

😠

[chilly trout]

if you kill them when all the xp is done you keep money

but if you're killing them right when you do it it keeps turning money into xp

[pearl eagle]

But you don't want to keep the money do you? You do it for the xp

The money transfer into the next stage instead of xp

[chilly trout]

well then shouldn't it be worth the wait?

[pearl eagle]

That's the problem

It gets slowed down way too much

The 7/6 sec lead I gain is lost on almost just the teleport

[chilly trout]

well maybe sprint snip enemies while you're going to the boss

[pearl eagle]

Then crystals aren't 2 shot

[chilly trout]

i see

try to kill stuff while you're fighting the boss

[pearl eagle]

And you need a lot of weak enemy kills for the final xp to level you up

[chilly trout]

theres a lot of shit

[cyan stratus]

ok so

kill boss

tp then speed into hole

[chilly trout]

4head

[cyan stratus]

grab barrel

go stage2 and grab 2nd

lv4

thanks for coming to my ted talk

[pearl eagle]

How do you come up with this shit

[chilly trout]

he's a cabbage they got big brains

[cyan stratus]

because i'm good at routing but i suck at playing

[pearl eagle]

Sounds like you just have shit luck tbh

[chilly trout]

^ me

you guys listen to music while doing this?

[pearl eagle]

I lose focus whenever I listen to music while playing

Also, soundtrack is amazing

[slim lintel]

I listen to it really quiet so my vods don't get muted

also helps me focus when its not loud

[cyan stratus]

i honestly think i'm up to 50 crit fails now

this is ridiculous

[fallow breach]

you're right

just give up

[grave timber]

XDD

[cyan stratus]

@pearl eagle did you figure out my route

[pearl eagle]

I think I have an idea, but I have no clue how to put it into practice

It just doesn't work

I mean it probably does, but I'm not doing it right

[grave timber]

how are people sub 1:30 👀

[pearl eagle]

Cheats

[grave timber]

Explains alot

[pearl eagle]

Yup

[chilly trout]

i need jesus

[grave timber]

I need jesus all up in me too 🙏🏻

[slim lintel]

rngesus

[pearl eagle]

FUUU

Pretty sure I got it right

And crit

[cyan stratus]

just got a 35sec 1st portal activation 👀

[grave timber]

Solid hax

[pearl eagle]

Ok we have to be doing something different

Ok, give me a hint. Do you pop one of the two crystals at the beginning?

[cyan stratus]

yea

it's just

really really inconsistent

basically it depends on if the enemies come to you during 1st bojss

[chilly trout]

tmw you accept you're just straight buttcheeks at videogames ¯_(ツ)_/¯

[fallow breach]

https://youtu.be/Ch97DLt3O5Y

[cyan stratus]

got a really bad 2:18

i lost about 3sec

[pearl eagle]

Still a decent improvement

[chilly trout]

yeah i'm trying with huntress and you can click the teleporter at 39 but you can't kill the boss

[fallow breach]

killing that boss

tuff

[chilly trout]

you get him to half and he lasers you

[tardy knoll]

man I just got to 2:36 so hard to get down to 2:18 QQ

[pearl eagle]

That's a pretty good run Laxxia, you might have to try to go for the crit if you want to get better times

When you go for the crit the boss fight is a lot less painless aswell, you don't really have to worry too much about surviving

a lot less painful*

[cyan stratus]

i just threw a 2:15 i think

lol

crit preon and i just didnt take tele

[pearl eagle]

You get the crit?

yikes

[cyan stratus]

i thought i did

so i sat there

[fallow breach]

yeah, I feel like alot of it is now on that crit preon

which suchs

sucks

but atleast the glasses are on the way to the boss as compared to last time

[chilly trout]

^

[pearl eagle]

Yeah

[tardy knoll]

Yea I just spent the last like 2-3hours waiting for that crit

[fallow breach]

uhg thats why I wish I was doing other things slow lmao

but that was my best time on tele first stage

and second actually

obv

but

[tardy knoll]

I am not really sure if arti can get much lower than 2:30

[fallow breach]

I think its probably doable

[chilly trout]

you can't even outrun the laser with huntress what bs is that?

[abstract crest]

with crit

only with crit on boiss

[fallow breach]

the lazer stays on you

even

with a TP

its dum

[tardy knoll]

I will need to experiment with different routes I think the one I have is slowing me down if anything

[chilly trout]

but jumping dodges at times

[abstract crest]

i will stream soon show my route