prismatic-trials

[zenith plinth]

u could see top ranking

i wanted to know fastest time

gonna plan route for todays prismatic

but i cant even find the tele

map too dark

[crystal trench]

i do this but faster

@open wagon

im too exhausted mentally to play an actual run anymore

so just slow run and showing order of crystals + where glasses are

it's dumb and I'm pretty sure you can go faster on merc if you're better at the game

but I don't like the dunestrider fight

so I just do crit praying

[wooden light]

thanks for the vid

[crystal trench]

most of all of this is just rng on bleed staying throughout the whole golem fight, going as smoothly as possible from crystal to crystal, chaining dashes on crystals, etc

[wooden light]

You da best

[crystal trench]

i'd seriously recommend not even bothering with this trial

it's really unfun and it's not worth the grind

it's two of the most awful s tages with one of the most brokeback bosses in the game

[fallow breach]

its fun on mult

[crystal trench]

probably the most brokeback boss

[zenith plinth]

wait

dude did it on mult?

[wooden light]

Yeah dude fuck you go a completely different route than i do

[zenith plinth]

hes slow now

[wooden light]

mult is by far still the fastest lol

[zenith plinth]

how so

[wooden light]

he can hit crystals from full screen away

he has the most range

[fallow breach]

im almost sub 2:30 if i can just not die to the second boss

[crystal trench]

mult time

from last trial

bon k

[zenith plinth]

isnane

insane*

[wooden light]

welcome to PT

[chilly trout]

lol

[bold falcon]

u know joe it triggers the shit out of me

[chilly trout]

mult everywhere

[bold falcon]

that i can activate teleporter at

[crystal trench]

that im the best merc ever?

oh

[bold falcon]

29 sec

but its gonna be a hermit crab

so i gotta stall for 6 sec

[crystal trench]

yeah dude

wtf is that

[bold falcon]

or find a different patch

that shit drives me 🍌

[tired lichen]

zunts

i got it fastger

[crystal trench]

btw chad

buying things doesn't make u tp faster

[tired lichen]

the fuel cell instanltly charges the peon btrw

[crystal trench]

so u don't need to buy drones to burn cash

just so u know

[bold falcon]

ye but missile drones help speed

imo

[fallow breach]

they do damage

[crystal trench]

was talkin about in merc run

[bold falcon]

ah

[crystal trench]

where u did the heal drone

[bold falcon]

gotcha

[crystal trench]

last trial

[wooden light]

alright I'm gonna try your route now

[bold falcon]

ya

[crystal trench]

sorry in advance sin

it's not optimized

my route never is

[chilly trout]

@tired lichen where's the fuel cell?

[wooden light]

its better than mine

[tired lichen]

@chilly trout ill send u a vid let me just finish one run of it

[crystal trench]

god i fucking hate this trial

i take back what i said

i'm not recording a run tomorrow morning

i don't even wanna open the game while this trial is up

LMAO

o hey

u can see my dumb lunar coin count in this video

[fallow breach]

i try and preon him at like 1000 so he dont heal, and yet still he somehow lives through it

[crystal trench]

alright I'm gonna play normal ror2

fuk prismatic trials

rainstorm time pog

[tired lichen]

zunts i got like a 308 but like i was fucking around and stuff

[bold falcon]

lets play a

monsoon game

u pussy

[wooden light]

Mind if i join?

[crystal trench]

alright guys

i suck though

LMAO

[wooden light]

Also

[bold falcon]

k nvm

[wooden light]

I did your route

[crystal trench]

slower right

?

[wooden light]

i press preon at 2:34

[wooden light]

lmfao

[crystal trench]

what do u do on other route

[final frost]

wait what

[crystal trench]

andrew2 u edited files

lmao

[hybrid viper]

hehe xd

[wooden light]

I grab gas, exchange trip

slap golem

I go directly to the right of the spawn, the 3 crystals by the gfas

[crystal trench]

just makes you look 12 when you're editing files then showing it off

[wooden light]

gas*

[crystal trench]

yeah sin

now just pray for crit

then u get sub 3

lmao

[wooden light]

You can really get a lot of distance by drifting on ledges in stage 2 with MB2

you fucking fly

Shit is really good

[crystal trench]

look at all the hacked mercs

[tired lichen]

https://youtu.be/7h1Lii_PXd8

[slim lintel]

im working on it with arti rn F that second boss man

[crystal trench]

what alpha males

[tired lichen]

@chilly trout

[crystal trench]

they know how to search up risk of rain 2 cheat engine

[wooden light]

:Pepega:

[chilly trout]

^

[crystal trench]

2:07 merc

[wooden light]

PEPEGA

[slim lintel]

whats the strats I dont think im doing it right

[tired lichen]

look at my vid

[crystal trench]

for artificer?

the strat looks like this:

[tired lichen]

for arti

[crystal trench]

😢

[wooden light]

I really hope hoppo starts putting down the fuckin ban hammer on these nerds

fucking up our actual times

[slim lintel]

I'm getting missile use item and drone on frist stage and then glasses on second

[tired lichen]

dont do that

udont need to

[wooden light]

imo nothing is worth getting on first stage for art

[slim lintel]

theres a preon?

[crystal trench]

why not go for preon on second lol

yeah

every ice stage has preon

just gotta get there b4 ten minutes

[tired lichen]

@slim lintel for a rough idea https://youtu.be/7h1Lii_PXd8

[slim lintel]

o

where is it

[crystal trench]

cargo container near tp

sitting on 2 other cargo containers

it's a chest that's got a timer on it

@wooden light do u wanna plpay multi or should I go play solo

I just wanna waste my night away really

[slim lintel]

streaming atm if ya'll wanna watch some fails

[bold falcon]

JOE

I GOT A NEW ROUTE

[crystal trench]

hi

[chilly trout]

@tired lichen

[tired lichen]

@zunbts

[crystal trench]

time?

[chilly trout]

insane

[bold falcon]

11% CHANCE FOR A BETTER SPEED

[chilly trout]

i know what to do now

[crystal trench]

LMAO

DID LIKE

[tired lichen]

do u think it will work?

[wooden light]

im doing one last run

[bold falcon]

cya in ~9 attempts

[crystal trench]

NOBODY THINK ABOUT THE CRIT

WTF

[wooden light]

and ill join

[bold falcon]

because my route is still faster

if we assume never critting

[crystal trench]

ah

yeah but fuck that

[bold falcon]

and if i get the 1% crit

you know

[crystal trench]

who actually wants to fight dunestrider

[bold falcon]

its like

I DID IN MY 2:28

LMFAO

[tired lichen]

chad did u try using fuel cell

[bold falcon]

fuel cell does nothing

[tired lichen]

why

eliminates crit

[bold falcon]

its faster to kill the boss in 1 shot than 2 shots

[crystal trench]

just fire preon twice

[bold falcon]

especially since i have to go out of my way to get cell

[wooden light]

i love you dude lmfao

[bold falcon]

bro joe does the boss have 1.2k hp after your first preon shot

or am i timing wrong

assume not crit

[crystal trench]

the real friends

[bold falcon]

obv

[crystal trench]

idk i reset every time i saw him not die

[bold falcon]

what a fucking pansy

br

[crystal trench]

u think im fighting that shit with merc with no items? lmao

bruh sound effect 2

[bold falcon]

BRO I GOT NO ITEMS AND 2 DRONES

💣

[fallow breach]

are you playing mult chad?

[crystal trench]

UR MULT.

[bold falcon]

yea

[fallow breach]

yee

so you're throwing hte preon off the bat?

[crystal trench]

DO U KNOW THE POWER DIFFERENCE BETWEEN MULT AND MERC? LMAO

[bold falcon]

ye hoping for a crit with 1 lens maker

[fallow breach]

where are you getting the lens maker? lmao

[bold falcon]

its like up the mountainside

kinda idk

hard to explain

[fallow breach]

oh

[crystal trench]

Can we talk about how I play too much of the prismatic trials and how I'm missing the "hard" unlocks because of it

[fallow breach]

i know where

wack

[crystal trench]

100+ lunar coins, don't have the 5 lunar items in 1 run achievement lmao

[fallow breach]

who needs that shit

when you got leaderboards

[crystal trench]

i just wanna get ascendant achievement done

everything else is just playing the game

[chilly trout]

chad can i get a vid?

[crystal trench]

that shits just annoying waiting for rng

[wooden light]

....

i had a run

[slim lintel]

crystal jumping with R is doodoo

[wooden light]

that was 2:34

[crystal trench]

did you die

[tired lichen]

@slim lintel dont jump with r

[wooden light]

https://i.imgur.com/4Mdp72u.jpg

[crystal trench]

BAHAHAHA

[wooden light]

.....

.............

fuck this game

actually

[crystal trench]

THE ONE THING THAT'S WORSE THAN DUNESTRIDER FOR MERC

[wooden light]

like actually fuck this game LMFAO

[crystal trench]

LMAOO

[wooden light]

im actually dumb founded rn

[fallow breach]

I dont get how I cant push his heal anymore uhg

[slim lintel]

tfw click escape to desktop

instead of menu

[crystal trench]

me when i click to desktop

[wooden light]

I THINK I'M DONE FOR THE NIGHT MY G

LMFAO\

[crystal trench]

be done for

[wooden light]

THAT RUINED ME

[crystal trench]

68 hours 21 minutes 30 seconds

[wooden light]

i can get 2:34

[crystal trench]

that's the play

[wooden light]

after I do, i'll be done

[slim lintel]

jumping with R is top tier for this one

[wooden light]

i won't try to get lower

[slim lintel]

just gotta get used to timing

[wooden light]

on merc?

[crystal trench]

no he's art player

[wooden light]

That's the play for every tral

trial*

o

[crystal trench]

artificer and merc players are a different breed of man

[bold falcon]

what the heck

[wooden light]

dash resets to finish off crystals is od

THAT JUST

HAPPENED TO ME

[crystal trench]

air begins to burn in chat

= wisp

[wooden light]

SCROLL UP

[crystal trench]

reset if u see.

[bold falcon]

o i didnt see it

i was wondering why like

9 small wisps ate my shots

when i was trying to break crystals

😃

[wooden light]

IMAGINE IF

HOPPO HEARD OUR CRIES ABOUT DUNESTRIDER

AND SAID "BET"

[zenith plinth]

wait

[wooden light]

LMFAOOOOO

[zenith plinth]

u can

[crystal trench]

imagine if they stopped putting this air begins to burn stuff in prismatic trials

[zenith plinth]

get lunar coins in prisma?

farm??

[crystal trench]

if one dropped in the seed sure

but I've never seen it

[wooden light]

whats the point in farming lunar coins

[slim lintel]

why tf can titan use his ground AoE and laser at the same time

[wooden light]

once you get art they're fairly useless outside of glass

[zenith plinth]

i havent gotten 10 yet

[tired lichen]

@chilly trout i fuucking did it

[zenith plinth]

keep using

[crystal trench]

sin

[wooden light]

stop using em

[crystal trench]

ur wrong

brittle crown engineer

is hilarious

[wooden light]

I haven't seen a single item that's worth using that wasn't glass

what's that one do?

[crystal trench]

lose coins on hit

gain on hit

[chilly trout]

@tired lichen time?

[wooden light]

o ya

[crystal trench]

on engi ur turrest

[wooden light]

that one isn;t very good

[crystal trench]

give u coins

[wooden light]

you lose so much more on hit

it's wild

[crystal trench]

but they don't take them if they get hit

[wooden light]

on merc anyway

[crystal trench]

it's fuckin hilarious

[chilly trout]

ayyy nice

[dawn forum]

spamming the bazaar to get 20 stages
trading for rares is kinda okay?
trancendence can be fun

[crystal trench]

sin wanna play some multi

[wooden light]

ima head to bed

[crystal trench]

goodnight friend

[wooden light]

gotta be up at 6 am est

work

Pepehands

[crystal trench]

if i were older and had priorities

[wooden light]

We will be done with this trial soon my friend

[crystal trench]

i'd be in bed right now

too bad i'm 16 yo child with no priorities

[wooden light]

im a 22 y/o w priorities and insomnia

it's rough out here

[fallow breach]

same lmao

[crystal trench]

i've got one of those two

guess I'm gonna go run rainstorm and use every shrine of order I find

[tired lichen]

imagine not peeing red

[bold falcon]

man just CRIT

[chilly trout]

I'm got insomnia because i drink to much rockstar

[bold falcon]

PLEASE

[crystal trench]

energy drink 🤢

[wooden light]

bro it's easy just crit preon 4Head

[crystal trench]

I love 4Head

I wish I had a 4Head emote

[wooden light]

:4Head:

[chilly trout]

yeah i drink a lot of coffee and energy drinks for college

gotta get some work done

[wooden light]

ur gonna mess yourself up my friend

[fallow breach]

i smoke alot of weed for college

[chilly trout]

^

lmao

[wooden light]

power through without caffeine, you crash hard

I talk more in here than I do my regular discord servers omegalul

[bold falcon]

WAIT

I GOT A GENIUS IDEO

air begins to burn????

preon one shot all

here we goo

[wooden light]

hmm

[crystal trench]

bro

this run

[wooden light]

would it hit them all?

[crystal trench]

titan drops red whip

[bold falcon]

idk where they spawn

[crystal trench]

first chest i open

[bold falcon]

i wish i looked

[crystal trench]

has red whip

we're in for a wild ride

[bold falcon]

someone screenshot where they spawn

[chilly trout]

my real friends don't care about anything I put in the discord

[wooden light]

titan doesn't drop red whip wot

it drops the slow thing

[bold falcon]

whatever here we go yolo

[wooden light]

OH

[crystal trench]

no I'm in regular run LOL

[wooden light]

you mean your singleplayer run

i'm dumb LMFAO

[crystal trench]

fuck this trial

[chilly trout]

quitter

[crystal trench]

should I just buy every lunar item from it

[chilly trout]

jk merc has it hard out here

[crystal trench]

zunts I got sub 230 with merc

I'm anything but a quitter

[slim lintel]

why tf does arti's m1 have such short range

[chilly trout]

i know just messing around

[bold falcon]

dude

new start

new strat

@crystal trench

[crystal trench]

?

[bold falcon]

you can one shot the wisps

[crystal trench]

LMAO

rng til air is burning?

[fallow breach]

https://i.imgur.com/0CqHyvA.png fuck me im so close

[wooden light]

merc really does have it hard out here lmfao

[bold falcon]

yep

[crystal trench]

SIN

[bold falcon]

or crit beetle

[crystal trench]

SIN LOOK

[bold falcon]

50-50

[wooden light]

yo

[wooden light]

wassup

[crystal trench]

I'm going to buy all of them

[wooden light]

LMFAOOO NO DONT DO IT

[crystal trench]

I did it

THE RUN DUDE

I'MMA BE FUCKIN RICH

[wooden light]

yo if you find a 3d printer of red whips you know you have to get at least 20 right?

[crystal trench]

i had an 80 energy drink run

in multi

the first run i played merc

it was so ffuckin funny

WAIT I HAVE A VIDEO

OF MY 13 WAX QUAILS

[bold falcon]

im literally going to spend my wohle tommorow hoping for wisp RNG

[crystal trench]

THAT WAS EVEN BETTER

[wooden light]

earlier today I had a 47 fungus run in multi as engie

[crystal trench]

I COULD HOP TWICE AND RUN FROM VAGRANT NUKE

[wooden light]

i was crying

[crystal trench]

AS MERC

LMAO

[wooden light]

you literally just out heal all damage

[crystal trench]

bro I need people to play multi with

[wooden light]

people i play with don't try to build

they just grab w.e

makes me sad

[crystal trench]

ye i just play rainstorm and try to get dumb shit

[slim lintel]

whats a good time for arti rn

[crystal trench]

cuz rn games balance is broke

no point in monsoon lol

[cyan stratus]

current trial PB 2:32, how are people getting sub-2? any strange routes? also, anyone know what's in the lunar pod?

[crystal trench]

currently save to assume anything that is sub 2 that hasn't been posted here along with proof or from someone reputable is cheated

safe*

[cyan stratus]

there's cheats? that explains

i was really surprised with some of the times I saw

[crystal trench]

yeah

for reference, my fastest merc time is like 2:28.90 or smth

you can scrol up for it

i don't think anyone is going to get faster

without a dumb amount of rjng

[cyan stratus]

i can get ~2:25 theoretically with the fastest time for the route i have, i'm using mul-t

how are you getting that fast with merc?

[crystal trench]

rng

al ot of it

golem always bleeding, crit to one shot dunestrider with preon

and i'm jsut good at going quickly from area to area with him cause I play him in trials a lot

[cyan stratus]

yikes, preon can crit?

[crystal trench]

yes

[cyan stratus]

i'm using fuel cell for 1shot

but i'm not about to do 1000 runs to try to get a crit

[bold falcon]

please just let me crit holy shit

its 11% chance

[cyan stratus]

less with mul-t, correct?

[crystal trench]

uh no he's running crit glasses for it like i did lol

and he's on mult

[fallow breach]

around when are you clearing the first stage chad?

[cyan stratus]

where do you get the glasses? don't remember finding them when exploring

also, can anyone confirm that interacting with 1st portal sub-35 gets hermit crabs?

[crystal trench]

there's a pair in a chest down near the cave entrance sorta

sub-35 is crabs

nobody knows why

[cyan stratus]

yeah i was really surprised when i got

i got a pretty nice mul-t route for ~35 1st portal interact

but 2nd stage is rough

i'm gonna go see what's in the lunar pod

[bold falcon]

CANT WAIT TILL THERES A LUNAR POD WITH THE SWORD IN IT FOR TRIALS WOO

[slim lintel]

for the dunestrider how do I not get screwed by it doing the succ

[cyan stratus]

i double tap with prion after shield cancel

fuel cell

[slim lintel]

what fuel cell?

[cyan stratus]

top $66 chest

kill 3 crystals for the money

lunar pod has gesture of the drowned

same as last trial

[slim lintel]

holy shit this imp

[cyan stratus]

if you get the imp you're doing it wrong

[slim lintel]

?

[cyan stratus]

should get the clay pot

[slim lintel]

nono

during first boss on first stage

[cyan stratus]

oh

[slim lintel]

add imp keeps screwing me

[cyan stratus]

trying to glitch it for 6 gold?

[slim lintel]

no

it keeps killing me lol

[cyan stratus]

oh

got a 2:30 with a fuel cell/energy drink route, don't think much faster is possible without a different route

[slim lintel]

x.x where the energy drink? lol

[cyan stratus]

next to the fuel cell chest

[slim lintel]

ah ok

[cyan stratus]

maybe wax quail is faster than is? idk

it*

[chilly trout]

any new way with arti i went to get food

[cyan stratus]

arti is viable?

[chilly trout]

of course

he was the fastest last trial that i seen

[cyan stratus]

whats your time w/him? i'm confused since no mobility

[chilly trout]

I'm at 3:02.67

but it can be faster

[cyan stratus]

hmm

p sure mul-t is faster

[chilly trout]

well duh lmao

sorry didn't mean to be toxic

he's just op

[cyan stratus]

lol np, i just thought the point was for the fastest time

including the fastest character

[chilly trout]

well i want to #1 arti

i don't care for other characters just for ast time

fast*

[cyan stratus]

aren't top place cheaters? idk how you can get sub-2

[chilly trout]

yeah

it' bs

[cyan stratus]

hard to see which times are legit or not

i remember first few days they had negative times

[slim lintel]

got 2:47 on super sloppy run

[chilly trout]

yeah they could be cheaters at low time still we ust don't know

with arti?

[slim lintel]

ya

[chilly trout]

cliip?

i should follow your stream got a link?

[slim lintel]

click my name

[cyan stratus]

@crystal trench we're one place apart on the leaderboard

[crystal trench]

nice friend

I'm off rn

what's your time?

ahead or behind me'

[cyan stratus]

behind

[crystal trench]

[bold falcon]

WOW

WOW

WOW

dude

this one run was going so bad

[cyan stratus]

❓

[bold falcon]

and i was like

if preon crits this run

ima be

[fallow breach]

sounds like a crit

[bold falcon]

😦

[cyan stratus]

is going for preon crit really the fastest route? i think i gotta do some testing lol

[bold falcon]

imagine not improving a record with a preon crit

gotdamn

[cyan stratus]

what's your pb?

[crystal trench]

uh nobody really knows what the fastest is right now

i guarantee though i'm the fastest legit merc and i'd bet money that unless a new route is discovered, nobody is going to beat me without another crit

[bold falcon]

2:28

[crystal trench]

for mul-t it's probably not the fastest though

merc just sucks vs dunestrider lol

[cyan stratus]

how do you anim cancel the shield as merc? just facetank it?

[fallow breach]

you can def get a 2:28 or lower on a non-crit

im getting like 2:32ish and im messing up

[chilly trout]

arti was fastest last trial

[crystal trench]

wdym cabbage

?

no mul-t was fastest lol

arti had 1:55, mul-t had 1:52

no arti beat chads mult

[cyan stratus]

sub 2 can't be legit..

[crystal trench]

last trial

not this one

[chilly trout]

forgot

[cyan stratus]

unless i'm missing something

oh nvm

[crystal trench]

this trial sub 2 could totally happen still

but it'dd require some stupid pathing

[chilly trout]

i don't even count mult anymote lol

[crystal trench]

we need character specific leaderboards

but also need leaderboards to be fixed and cheaters removed

[cyan stratus]

^^^^^^

[chilly trout]

ye

[bold falcon]

i dont think this trial sub 2 can happen

tbh

[cyan stratus]

100% agreed

[fallow breach]

that would be pretty nutty

[bold falcon]

if we need to activate first teleporter at 35 sec

thats just cancer

if i could activate it whenever and still get titan

i think sub 2 is possible

[cyan stratus]

my fastest 1st portal interaction is 33

[bold falcon]

ive gotten 28sec but it just spawns 3 god damn peashooty boys

[fallow breach]

42 is where im normally getting >.>

[cyan stratus]

28??? what char

[bold falcon]

🦀

MULT

[cyan stratus]

dude wtf is your route

[fallow breach]

yeah but what char?

[bold falcon]

jump up

to the left from spawn

snipe further crystal

jump off snipe closer crystal

zoom across to teleport snipe third crystal activate

[cyan stratus]

to the left of spawn, snipe rightmost crystal? and get missile drone right

i have the same route i'm p sure

[fallow breach]

is getting the missile drones not good? I've been going that way and taking that crystal there

[bold falcon]

thats the route if u wanna delay till 35 sec

[void patio]

Ahhhhrg

[cyan stratus]

i get the 1 near spawn

[bold falcon]

theres 1 near spawn

wait what

[cyan stratus]

yes..?

[void patio]

i'm still tryng still 2h from now, and keep dying lol

[cyan stratus]

directly NW from spawn point

you can snipe rightmost crystal from there

[bold falcon]

im lookin for this drone

hold up

can you tell me where it is in relation to this long chain

o i found it

its in the grass

[cyan stratus]

yea

[bold falcon]

i can barely see that lil boy

[cyan stratus]

and you have vantage on a crystal from there

[quick karma]

top 100 😄

[cyan stratus]

nice

[chilly trout]

sick

[bold falcon]

huh interesting

i can make something out of thi

ty for info

[cyan stratus]

np, but still gotta get more than 35

wait, how tf does clay pot die from a preon crit? just got one and it started doing it's suction

gotta wait a bit before firing?

[bold falcon]

no

POG with this new path i leave at 1:02

[fallow breach]

whaat

[cyan stratus]

i always leave 0:59 - 1:02 with it

just depends on m2 rng lol

[void patio]

got allways been killed by this fucking golem

[chilly trout]

^

how i was

[crystal trench]

clay pot preon crit should one shot?

[chilly trout]

use the pillar

[crystal trench]

did for me

[bold falcon]

same

[crystal trench]

might've timed weird on one of our ends ig

[cyan stratus]

i keep getting low 2:30s with the fuel cell route. no idea how the preon crit route works

[crystal trench]

can you imagine if merc could run fuel cell

god i wish

[cyan stratus]

why cant he? i barely play merc

[crystal trench]

not enough money to buy unless u kill bison or third crystal

both waste time

consistent though

[cyan stratus]

2 crystals with 6 gold from 1st stage is enough

give it a try

[crystal trench]

how do u carry 6 gold over lol

[cyan stratus]

kill an imp last second

[crystal trench]

ahhh

I never thought of that

that's pretty sick

[cyan stratus]

that's how i get energy drink + fuel cell

[fallow breach]

ABUSE OF EXISTING MECHANICS!?

smells like cheating

[crystal trench]

can't try cause I'm in bed and also hate that trial

fuk u ruubi

[fallow breach]

lmao

[cyan stratus]

last trial was interesting

i think i peaked like 250th and gave up

[crystal trench]

last trial was fun fun fun

[cyan stratus]

i just joined the discord so i didn't know meta strats

i just made my own

[crystal trench]

two nice fast levels, easy to get into, but a lot to improve on

this one is bad imo

[chilly trout]

SO IT'S BAD BECAUSE IT TAKES LONGER?

[crystal trench]

too difficult on an entry level

[chilly trout]

oops cap my bad

[crystal trench]

no, I just don't think it's fun

[cyan stratus]

you could get gesture of the drowned from lunar pod, pick up the drone, and spawn literally 300000 drones because of dupe bug

and crash the game

good timers

times*

[crystal trench]

the crystals are far apart, meaning if you're not a character who can snipe them you're wildly gimped

[fallow breach]

if only the second boss were like...beatle queen I think this would be about athousand times more enjoyable

[crystal trench]

dunestriders a shit fight right now

[bold falcon]

preon accumulator

AGAIN

😦

[crystal trench]

yeah that too

[abstract crest]

im mrgreen got 2ndplace remmeber the name

lol

[cyan stratus]

time?

[chilly trout]

i wish it was a jelly fish

[crystal trench]

it taking longer isn't the problem, not sure how you take that from what I said

[abstract crest]

2:29:36

[cyan stratus]

ur 1 spot behind me

[crystal trench]

it doesn't even take much longer lol

[cyan stratus]

#33 on leaderboard

[abstract crest]

not sure the wr is but looks like hat kid?

[slim lintel]

2:35 arti

[fallow breach]

🤔

[crystal trench]

what class green

[abstract crest]

mult ofc

[cyan stratus]

he's mult

what route did you take?

[crystal trench]

makes sense

[abstract crest]

idk how to explain

gonna record my next record

and post it

[cyan stratus]

preon crit?

i could probably record a 2:30

[crystal trench]

I'm pretty sure I'm the only guy doing that

or well, who did that

[abstract crest]

i be back in 15-30 with new video hopefully

[fallow breach]

i just recorded a PB im boutta upload it, I feel like im missing something big

[cyan stratus]

@abstract crest hold up, did you use fuel cell + energy drink?

[crystal trench]

I sleep now

goodnight friends

[fallow breach]

nighty night

[bold falcon]

k

i stomped your time

joe

[abstract crest]

no cabbage

[bold falcon]

just now

finally

[cyan stratus]

very interesting

[bold falcon]

hold on 2 sec @crystal trench

[abstract crest]

add me on steam i show u the route on broadcast

[cyan stratus]

we're literally 1sec apart with different routes

ok

[crystal trench]

ur mult dummy

[bold falcon]

@crystal trench

you okay down there buddy?

[crystal trench]

no shit u stomped me

[bold falcon]

im finna beat that time on merc

[crystal trench]

LOL

[bold falcon]

mult sucks

dude

this fuckin run is all about boss killing speed

titan boss kill

because second boss gets one shot anyways

[cyan stratus]

2:21???

route

[bold falcon]

its the crit route

[crystal trench]

mercs kill is rng

and I'm pretty sure artificer kills it faster

[cyan stratus]

idk how getting glasses is such a big difference

[crystal trench]

iforgoy is entering at 100 every time

[bold falcon]

wait what

[abstract crest]

whos not using mult?

[bold falcon]

he enters and 1:00

and then what

[abstract crest]

and getting record?

[crystal trench]

because 10% chance on preon

[cyan stratus]

joe got a 2:29 with merc

i still dk now

how*

[crystal trench]

rng

hardcore rng

[cyan stratus]

yea but i dont physically see how u can get all the crystals with merc

it seems very snipe reliant

[crystal trench]

oh

[abstract crest]

damn joe gr

[crystal trench]

it's not really

it's snipe reliant for anything after 230 though

[abstract crest]

is hat kid a hacker?

how he got 2:21?

[cyan stratus]

apparently w.crit route

i still haven't figured it out

[abstract crest]

but is legit?

[cyan stratus]

yea he's in the discord

[abstract crest]

okok seems imposible gotta figur eit out

[bold falcon]

im a hakerman

[crystal trench]

me hacker

[bold falcon]

[cyan stratus]

do u pick up glasses for the crit route?

and do u explosion boost off the 1st crystal 2nd stage?

[bold falcon]

i dont do explosion boost in second stage at all

i hug the left wall so i can snipe the far crystal

[cyan stratus]

you go bottom?

i always go top

[bold falcon]

i go bottom ye

cause i dont need anything up there

[cyan stratus]

interesting

are the glasses necessary for preon crit?

[bold falcon]

no but without glasses it 1/100 chacne

with glasses is 11/100 chance

much more rage reducing

u know if any of the runs above me were real id hope someone posted them on reddit or youtube or anything but until then my run is #1 real run in my heart

[cyan stratus]

ur def #1 as far as i'm concerned

idk how you can do anything as archer

vs 1st boss

[bold falcon]

i just tried

u can activate teleporter fast as hell

but boss just doesnt die

[void patio]

Im currently at 3:02 :/

[cyan stratus]

oh yeah, preon does 1shot

hmm

maybe i try to shave 2-3sec off ur time with 1/100 chance :^)

[bold falcon]

if anyone doesnt check other discord channels

[subtle fable]

where are the glasses in stage one?

[bold falcon]

there are none

only stage 2

[subtle fable]

oh

[slim lintel]

2:34 arti

[subtle fable]

first stage strategy is just hit three crystals nearest to spawn and immediately get the teleporter?

[bold falcon]

can u share ur path iforgotwho

was that crit preon route?

what char are u doing it on kini

[chilly trout]

2.52.22

[slim lintel]

no crit

you gotta late kill an imp stage 1 to carry over 6 gold and get fuel cell after second crystal

[cyan stratus]

yeah that's how i get energy drink + fuel cell at the same time

but still idk how you would get a 2:34 as arti

[bold falcon]

what time do you leave stage one iforgot

[slim lintel]

I cant get the sodie pop, how do you afford it?

[bold falcon]

err click the tele

after killing boss

[cyan stratus]

3 crystals + 6 from imp + lemurian is more than 99

[lapis rain]

wheres the preon?

[subtle fable]

@bold falcon i'm trying commando rn

[bold falcon]

ok i have no clue the path for commando but im guessing its something like hug right wall, kill the 3 crystals, maybe trade for dagger??? then teleporter --> leave

[subtle fable]

titan laser beam keeps killing me 😢 gotta get better at dodging it

[chilly trout]

use the piller

[bold falcon]

if u hug the titan

he doesnt spawn the beam

just bob and weave at his feat

[subtle fable]

ooo

thank ❤

[cyan stratus]

i'm having trouble getting consistent 1:00 1st portal interact

do you use m2 or not?

[slim lintel]

was a bad run, first 2 crystal jumps were awful this was my first time getting my path right tho https://www.twitch.tv/videos/406883072

gonna clean it up tomorrow tired rn

[cyan stratus]

the 1st crystal jump was clean

2nd was still good

[bold falcon]

do i M2?

ofc

wait is it better not to

that would be crazy

[cyan stratus]

was wondering it it was better dps without

i saw 20 dmg with, and consistent 6 would be better

[bold falcon]

never tested

u should try

but

when u cancel ur m1 with m2

[cyan stratus]

i tested a couple times but not really efficiently

[bold falcon]

he shoots 6 bullets at once

when resuming

[cyan stratus]

yeah idk

[slim lintel]

those were bad crystal jump, I had a few super clean ones tho before this

[cyan stratus]

you can def improve time with the energy drink

[abstract crest]

so whats my time if i wa salive for 2:19

[cyan stratus]

idk

[crystal trench]

216

add 7

[chilly trout]

I will beat you @slim lintel

[crystal trench]

226*

sure

[slim lintel]

I dont think arti can get sodie pop

[crystal trench]

sorry*

[slim lintel]

M2 or M1 cant reach the far crystal

[cyan stratus]

if you killed imp 1st stage and lemurian 2nd you could

i think

someone got 18 gold with arti from 1st stage

so it's def possible

[abstract crest]

2:19+6 would be 2:25 and my record still 2:29:31

[slim lintel]

maybe though I'll play around with it

tomorrow/later tonight

[cyan stratus]

gl

i really hope they find a way to stop the hacking soon

i wanna see my real place

[slim lintel]

ya

[cyan stratus]

i'm assuming #4 but idk

[slim lintel]

I want seperate leaderboards for characters at some point

weed out all the mult

[cyan stratus]

definitely

lmao

mult actually requires skill with the crystal snipes :^)

[bold falcon]

more like weed out all the ARTIFICER TRASH

[crystal trench]

mult skill lol

[bold falcon]

and the MERCENARY TRASH

[crystal trench]

let's talk about oxymorons

mult skill

jumbo shrimp

mercenary boring

[cyan stratus]

play mult and try to get consistent m1 snipe cancels with sprint and optimal side flicks on the crystals while maintaining sprint

and tell me it doesn't require skill

[chilly trout]

mult takes the most skill bruh you don't even know

[bold falcon]

ive never seen joe play mult 🤷

probably too difficult for him

[crystal trench]

I'm just messing around lol

[bold falcon]

understandable tho

mult is a CHAMPS CHAMP

[crystal trench]

every class on trials requires some semblance of skill

but I wouldn't say it's that hard to pull any of their stuff off

[fallow breach]

thats what I'd say if i sucked

and i do suck

[crystal trench]

I've probably got a different background than other people here though

[fallow breach]

mines the windows grass valley

[cyan stratus]

i dont think he meant that kind of bg

[chilly trout]

background like wallpaper?

[cyan stratus]

im fps background

[chilly trout]

oh i was gonna say my background is anime titties

[crystal trench]

lmao

[cyan stratus]

nice

[slim lintel]

why not huntrass

[chilly trout]

but before this i played overwatch

[slim lintel]

or artifass

[cyan stratus]

same

[crystal trench]

most of the skill for characters is really transferable though

that's kinda my thing

at least the ranged ones

[chilly trout]

ye @cyan stratus

[crystal trench]

I ran Mario romhacks before this

[chilly trout]

explains a lot

[crystal trench]

that's what Chan said

lmao

[slim lintel]

I was a top 20 moira at one point on overbuff for whatever thats worth, think highest rank was ~3900-4000 dont remember

[crystal trench]

I also played a lot of ror1 a few years ago

[chilly trout]

i ran mario odessy once

[slim lintel]

ya man

[chilly trout]

thats my speedrunning bg

[slim lintel]

f genjis

[cyan stratus]

wtf u mean

[subtle fable]

whoa a blue portal spawned and took me to the merchant?? never seen that before

[fallow breach]

i play lots of darksouls and wow and CSGO

🤷

[subtle fable]

looks like the layout of stage 2 was different when i came back from the portal

[chilly trout]

darksouls is the shit

[cyan stratus]

don't take the portal

[fallow breach]

ive put well over 5k hours in all the soulsborne games

[cyan stratus]

that world is objectively slower

[chilly trout]

yeah no portal

[subtle fable]

good to know

[fallow breach]

https://youtu.be/KsDBCcP_rYU my PB right now, got pretty frustrated so im taking a break.

[cyan stratus]

why didn't you grab the missile drone at 0:17?

[fallow breach]

theres a what now

[cyan stratus]

nvm, you still run out of money

after the 2 drones

[fallow breach]

yee

[chilly trout]

first time getting hermit crabs

[fallow breach]

i kinda fucked that fall up

you cvan get a booost of speed there

[cyan stratus]

0:43 interact with first portal is really bad though

idk if 2 drones is better with 0:43?

vs 1 drone at 35

[chilly trout]

how do you not get hermit crabs?

[cyan stratus]

after 35

[slim lintel]

I got hermit twice in my short time trying

[fallow breach]

so what instead of pushing through to the two drones, just go to the right of that pillar?

[chilly trout]

damn i got the first 2 crystal jumps down

[cyan stratus]

idk why you take the fire up

i just rush the drone, camp, snipe right crystal and keep going to portal

snipe very far crystal twice, then at portal snipe the one you got 3rd

gets a consistent 35-38 depending on how well you sniped

[fallow breach]

where do you get vision of that far crystal? to the right?

[cyan stratus]

on top of the mountain you hit once with sprint m1 cancel and another time on the way down

[lapis rain]

why tf do i get 65 gold sometimes

[cyan stratus]

then at portal you go towards it a bit

[lapis rain]

instead of 67

im triggered

[fallow breach]

ontop of the mountain that I jump down to?

[cyan stratus]

no, on top of the mountain forward from the 1st missile drone

[fallow breach]

ohh

yeah yeah yeah

that one

[cyan stratus]

also, get the chest with the glasses at 2nd stage instead of flashbang

and fish for crit preon instead of doing the fight would be faster

[fallow breach]

which chest is it?

[cyan stratus]

1:49 to the left

[fallow breach]

oh okay

[cyan stratus]

on 1:45 forwards, why dont you sprint cancel the snipes?

[fallow breach]

because I didnt know that was a tech? lmao I don't reeeeeally play multi

interesting

[cyan stratus]

o

[slim lintel]

https://clips.twitch.tv/SpeedyObservantSalamanderDansGame heres some god hops

[cyan stratus]

start charge up, then sprint and release midsprint

[chilly trout]

i don't jump on the first one

[cyan stratus]

hmm well i guess i'll go for a 2:20 tomorrow and upload

but i'm tired now

[abstract crest]

just did 2:27!!

2:27:08

[cyan stratus]

nice, route?

[abstract crest]

gonna upload give me 5mins

[cyan stratus]

if you don't do fuel cell + energy drink or crit preon i'm really confused what you do

[slim lintel]

I saw someone mention a quail at some point, wheres that at?

[opal oasis]

first boss drop

[slim lintel]

that was last seed

[cyan stratus]

^ lol

wax quail is top 2nd stage

[opal oasis]

oh didnt realize it changed

[cyan stratus]

before the fuelcell

[slim lintel]

is it in large or small chest

[abstract crest]

i dont use fuelcell

[cyan stratus]

crit preon is objectively better though

cause both 1shot

[abstract crest]

and idk if i crit with preon but i always do same dmg to him

i dont 1 shot

[cyan stratus]

so you do the fight?

[abstract crest]

i preont and few more atks

i start with transport mode on boss hwile he respawn

u insta take his shield or what ever

[cyan stratus]

you can just cancel the shield with regular machine gun

[abstract crest]

while charging preon then finish with few atks while goin gto the tele

ye but transport charge does good dmg

idk gotta try both i guess

[chilly trout]

bruh almost had the best arti time until my roommate tapped on me asking if i need water

like someone is gonna die tonight

[cyan stratus]

did you need water though

[chilly trout]

no

it was full

[cyan stratus]

good that he asked though

just making sure ur hydrater

hydrated*