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What
||kuina||
Delta all I read was swordsman
Delta
Can I tell you a fact
||old people have poo leakage||

I’m not sober
I am so fd
I would wear my glasses
But I don’t want to trip over and smash them@into my eyes
can I just say
I like swapping my skin in Tetris 99
because this track gives me anxiety
Game: Tetris 99
Platform: Nintendo Switch
Tetris 99 Playlist: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLHLYObbB2kuhTD1GRWV3FLUmHL8piJCi9
Yes
Hi
ello yello
I spent 35 hours over the course of 4 days playing 3 houses and I got an ending where 2 of my characters weren't happy so I'm going to repeat the exact same route again to get a better one
this is the literal definition of insanity
Which house haha?

I chose Golden deer and yoinked Bernadetta and Dorothea from black eagles
I only focused on 7 characters who I named the dangerously fabulous but 2 of them had really depressing endings so i'm replaying the whole game
I have a feeling I know 1 of the 2 haha
does anyone play 40k here?
yes
the tabletop?
it was on console, no? I remember it being a shooting game or I'm just mental rn
yeah that's the one
im talking about the tabletop strategy with miniatures and models
ooooh
well im currently in the process of assembling my dark eldar army
maybe when i level up i can post a picture of it...
Is it ||Crest Cancer|| girl?
C O R R E C T

Ye she has a really sad story and end
||But I believe if you get some A supports with her, or romance her yourself, it ends up good||
Yeye he probably is able || to find out how to combat what she has. For a second there I thought that was insane, but I realized a lotta A ranks are also completely platonic and stuff
||
||also gunna put bernadetta with lindhart so she doesn't end up sad and alone in her house again because that killed me||
||i put marianne with leonard? I forget the guy's name, the pretentious blue haired one from deers, they get married, very cute||
@grand crater PRETENTIOUS????
are you sure you're using the right word there buddy?

HELL YEAH YOU TELLING ME HES NOT?
Hes a literal sexual harasser
||all of the bonds between byleth and him are of you telling him that the girls keep complaining about him||
"The pretentious blue haired one from deers"
Marianne is the blue haired girl from deers
and she is far from pretentious
Havent played 3H in a while
I remember it as a dark blue
But yeah its purple oops
Youre dumb for not realizing i said i paired marianne with someone
So if anything we're both idiots
Oh no I totally saw that you paired her
then I saw you call her pretentious so
then I saw red
But i didnt
"I forget the guy's name, the pretentious blue haired one"
Im obv trying to describe thr guy
Why would i describe marianne if i knew her name?
Youre just an idiot
but he's not blue
you're the fool here
you can't even tell colours apart
@grand crater ok so these are the basic colours, do you know which one is which?
I git the color wrong but youre the dumbass for not understanding basic english grammar
Skye! Help me out here pls!
If you had actually used the correct colour then the sentence would have been accurate and coherent.
anyone played the dlc yet
for 3 houses?
aren't there already 3 dlc's for 3 houses?
Yes
I think 2 of them are clothes thou
Also maid outfits were the best
Dorothea couldnt get cuter yet she did
I tried to get Xenoverse 2 gamer out of recomendations, seems more complicated to get and even then I would believe my PC would explode
you tried to get it on steam?
Yes
i mean i think there's a site where you can test your specs and it'll say if you can run stuff
They released the bio for Yuri
@grand crater Either the color settings on your tv or switch are off, or you are having some difficulties distinguising between blue and purple.
Really?
HA skye agree's with me
Looks old
Three Houses: Yuri's profile added! You can find his introduction video, with translations by @SatsumaFS here:
https://t.co/fxTlExoXB7
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Who’s hair we talking about
I think it’s fair to say blue and purple are similar in tints
@kindred cipher if your pc doesn't have a gpu, then it's not likely to run xeonverse 2 anyhow lol
My hair! Look at it, Isn't it long and glossy?
Nezu said the "blue haired" one was pretentious making us think he was talking about Marianne even tho he meant Lorenz but he's purple
Touche
I think you are being generous, Jus
Doctor! Give me my memory!

there's a very distinct difference in these two colours
Lynx is just a dumbass
BRUH WHY WOULD I SAY THAT I DONT REMEMBER MARIANNE'S NAME WHEN I F-ING SAID IT BEFORE THE DESCRIPTION
I have enough IQ to differentiate colours, But only just.
wut
YOU ABSOLUTE MORON
Ass?
Ass
you can't say head ass
Lol
lol
Because she thinks she's boring
Because people couldnt say Assassins before so we had to unblock that
I was personally offended by that
Gui wow
can we say the orange haired girl from persona 5 yet skye?
You know whose boring? The girl that wants to bang your dad
The orange haired one in deers
Leonie
Yeah her
Hilda is way more cheerful than Dorothea
Leonnie*
Hilda is great and it's a crime that you can't S rank her as female Byleth
And the ||timeskip||

I personally dont consider Dorothea boring compared to other characters, but I can understand why Gui feels that way
Who are the female options if you choose fenale byleth?
||I'll pretend like I know what happens in the story to contribute||
Edelgard as well
Rhea thicc thou
I think Mercedes
But that’s BE
Mercedes is your christian girl which i can respect
I dont care for Flayn
Flayn? More like F tier
Can I ask, how good is VA-11 Hall-A: Cyberpunk Bartender Action?
her fortify came in clutch for me
Seems fun
O-O
Ok but real question Nezu, Edelgard, hair up or hair down? which is better?

I usually like girls with their hair down
Hi Roxas btw

Oh you have?
Correct answer
I know! And I'm so sorry for not getting MHW ;-;
I prefer Hair down Edelgard as well
I just wanted to quit games to catch up with school and art
Hey hey that’s fine 
VA-11 HALL-A is wonderful, the OST is one of my favorites, the characters are really likeable and there's a sequel coming out this year @kindred cipher

SO I'e heard
Ye I also usually prefer hair down/long haired versions of the characters haha
Should I play the first one for context?
Hilda and Dorothea always had their hair down and thats
I don't think it's the same cast, but I know it's in the same universe so probably

There was definitely a lotta people in the “Ingrid WTH did you do to your hair?” camp when she time skipped too

👋

Herro
Oh sick!
well worth 40 bucks plus shipping
I saw a twitter post about the % of the girls', cough chest, and wow
Like the coding
If base is 100%, Manuela is like at 230%
Like bruh
and thats how you completely kill a chat

I mean she literally bounces in her into cutscene
!!pkfire @grand crater
Who's this?
AHHHHHHH
Manuela is a Fire Emblem Three Houses character if that’s what y’mean Vapor haha
Yeah most girls are around 150-190%
Might get the crest of flames tattooed on me
Unless youre Lysethia
And she has large brests?
she's 15
Lynx can you post Manuela's portrait
WHAT!?

High school was a wild time
This is Manuela

No way!
And nah Lysithea is 15 Vapor
honey, cover-up
She looks like she's in her late 30's
Which is more beliveable haha
that's not lysithea
Oh I see
Actually forgot Manuela’s age
Its like 30 something
Good
Lysithea is definitely beliveable at 15 tho haha
She’s the youngest student right?
See that makes sense
Yep
Manuela is like 36+ ||pre timeskip||
name a perfect man
At least I think she’s the youngest since Claude makes a point of teasing her about it 
she is
Yeah Lysithea is basically like Nezu
Lysithea was my strongest unit lmao
Experimented in the past, double sided in the present
Yep Lysithea be a big oofie oof if you don’t try to help her.
just so you guys know FBI is trying to go in blind
Yo but Shamir
Ohye Lysithea is a monster lmao. Even Claude knows it by backing down when she gets angry at his teasing

She cute

Wait speaking about worst characters from before how come no one mentioned Cyril yet
BRO
Cause we talking bout the girls
But yeah cyril one of the worst characters
at the end of my game I hadn't used Cyril once and the card popped up
"0 battles : 0 victories"
LOL

I only got 2 S+ rank skills and that was Faith on Marianne and Reason on Lysithea
I tried using Cyril but i already had Bernie Bear and Shamir
Flayn was pretty bad as well
Has no movement whatsoever
Oh wait I forgot
Bernie is the most innocent character I've ever seen ever
Lynx who’d you make your dancer?
Noicu
Correct answer
who else was a good choice?? lmao
she's literally already a dancer in game
Lmao I picked her cause I started in BE and had Hubert casting the spells.
Marianne or Flayn are the options ive seen if you dont choose dorothea
And in my other play throughs, Lysithea
me waiting for time skip so I can kill purple her girl
Kill who Jus?
Can’t die if Lysithea warps people to kill the boss, or just one shots them herself cause of her range and absolutely unmatched magic damage

Get you someone who can heal you like Mercedes
One thing i do recommend is to get everyone trained in one level of sword cause one of the early sword skills is being able to hit adjacent enemies
4? 5? I think
I forgot how much I exactly collected
Or 2? Idk lol
I just know I gave the one that gave more range to Lysithea lmfao
I spend most of my time spam feeding and gifting my main 6 units
wait what ya guys playing
Fire emblem
The one that you like Nezu
oh
Isn’t that purple hair
We’re talking about FE Three Houses haha
DON'T KILL HER
My favorite is Dorothea BUT YOU BETTER NOT KILL BERNIE BEAR



Bernie is innocent and sweet you demon
He cant harm our favorite girls if we kill him first
I could never kick Jus
punch him then

|| Dude Edelgard is such a big oofie oof. Like why would you set the hill on fire when Bernadetta is there!
||
Froppy pfp should be a crime
it's illegal in 7 states

😧🤭

someone said if I was the same generic white man
"A sOuL bLeSsEd By ThE pRoGeNiToR"
Jus needs a shirt
Discount Mat Pat looking ass
Speaking about characters though, how much people do you think got disappointed when Claude turned out to be solely straight lmfao
He's the most rainbow character in the game
Claude is bait
have you seen his face
He radiates the visible light spectrum
Like even I thought he’d go for both or at least just males 
His married ending with female byleth is a bait
I'm going someone else this time around
only 2 of my characters got a good ending together 😔
Marianne and Hilda
I think most girls who play three houses usually tend to play as female byleth
Most people do in general
Because they don't have to be muscular to look cool
The other games you have to choose the correct characters for having a baby for a new character
mood
Female vs Male byleth
Some men can wear fancy clothes
I forgot to check but does ||Rhea have S-support with female Byleth? I would think she wouldn’t mind since she already is going for the person with her dead mom inside of them ||
yes
Ah okie 
I don't even know how to trigger the church route
It's only with the Black eagles
You got to ||Be Black Eagles ||
ahhhh
then again other than all of Sothis and rhea being a scalie I don't care for the church
|| Black Eagles default route is church actually since you don’t have to do any extra steps. Siding with Edelgard was supposed to be the “hidden” route
||
memes in #general-media
I personally thought Dimitri’s own route was good though. If I were to say someone got the short stick it’s Edelgard since even her own route is shorter than Blue Lions and Golden Deer
What you think about Sothis?

I think Sothis is great
Same
She dips for like the whole middle

Byleth looks a great character in Smash Bros
I notice that with the direct
Bernadetta never comes out during the grounds
Ya think she’s gonna leave her room though?
she stays mostly in her room
Still criminal
I have Bernadetta with me
Love to talk to her but not in the mood for having her on the battlefield
Is Petra more popular than Bernie?
I have every archer kind of characters in it
hang on
Idk, but it’s accurate for Bernie not to be there lmao
I know every house has two characters you cant recruit
Like BE is edelgard and the edgy guy
And BL is Dimitri and Dedue
I think you can steal Hilda, but it’s hard to.
With all this FE talk
You can for the Blue Lions
Should I finish my play through
And Black Eagles Edelgard route can never have Hilda.

On chapter 8
done the second mission
or the month of November or December
Sakurai I demand a stage that is outside of Bernie’s dorm so that ||Ingrid can break down her door and drag her out ||

Or buy max prof level
how much renown does that cost btw
because I put extensive amounts of time into max supporting my main 6 with byleth and eachother
w h a t
Wait




That wasn’t the best meme to send lmao
I know
After beating the deer route, as soon as i was able to, i bought max prof level for the BL route
Makes support leveling wayyy easier
It only costs 400 per support level
so for 6 characters
2 of which I can S rank
that's uhhh
8,400? for byleth alone
that's not including eachother
can't wait for S rank
all the classes get reset

I spent so long trying to make Lysithea, Marianne and Dorothea Gremorys, Byleth a mortal servant, Hilda a Wyvern lord and Bernie a bow knight
and now I have to do it again
Is it like that at the end
Yeah lol the only thing that doesnt reset are the church statue bonuses thing
it would've been great if the statues gave back your renown so you could reallocate it if you wanted
I think it is more of like that for FE games
All the class things get me flustered
That’s why I’m trying to not change anything in my first run
I just want Bernie to be happy
and for Lysithea to not suffer 
Which I think is fine
my friend said I could beat the game if I just focused in Byleth Hilda and Claude
you can but you need to actually be able to keep them alive
Mhm
Also help out every other characters as well
Obvi still doing side stuff
I need to recruit Hanneman and Lindhart for the perfect ending
You aren't going to receive more characters later on compare to the other Fire Emblem games
If you lose almost all of your characters, Then you probably can't win the game
yeah that's if you're playing on classic but who actually does that
Then play on the harder difficulty
Battle wise
Good
If I had to watch any of my characters die my heart would actually disintegrate
Hilda is SSS character in Three Houses
oh i love that
Lorenz is a great member for combat
On the other hand, he just wants to know everything a person's own personal stuff
That's fine with me
Some person I know uses all of the Blue Lions except for Sebastian
Marianne is best girl
Felix also has some pretty funny moments with Bernie if you’re considering more characters 
o
Marianne is just too shy sometimes
usually when you receive her B rank, then she communicates
and also adding to my previous statement Felix is fast AF and gets in those double hits being a pretty good unit

i like Fred's design
This makes me sad

Ferdinand
Ah okie. For a second there I thought there was someone named Fred that I never met before in 3H

Is it possible to recruit every character except the house leaders and their guards?
in one go
On the first go, i dont think so
Unless one does some heavy af efficiency
But doing that sounds like you need a lot of calculations
Prob on a rerun you could

Doesnt help that A LOT of information about the game isnt online since there is such much trail and error needed to be done
Unlike a game like pokemon where the game comes out with a guide so it basically lays out a lot of information
oh yea for golden deer yea i did
ez way to recruit erryone is getting support B w/ everyone
tho that doesnt work w/ ferdinand von aegir
i mean
he is
FERDINAND VON AEGIR
btw i is back home now from takin care of lil toxic cousin
still confused how after the time skip ||i didnt have ashe even tho ik i recruited him||
the one thing i regret tho is i never finished all the pre time skip paralouges

Also that’s weird 
Marianne is best
I never saw I reason to do the paralouges until I did Marianne's and got Blutgang
I gotta say tho out of all the support conversations, Dorothea and Ferdinand’s with each other are 

Like after running BE and having seen those, I physically can never tear those two away from each other
It’s almost a crime now
ferdinand is eww
also cheesing mastering classes by makin the enemies break their weapons kek
im not using ferdinand tbh lol
Byleth and Dorothea all the way
There’s a lot more with Ferdie then on the surface, along with Dorothea 
Told you guys Aang's best girl is Shamir
Oh yeah I don't even know what the characters sound like in english
other than sothis
oh you play w/ the jap voices?
yee
yea w/ ignatz, claude, hilda, hannamen, manuela, seteth, flayn, and edelgard
i kinda prefer eng
oh and raphael
I’m also just gonna slightly spoil it and say Ferdinand kinda has a past with Dorothea and she acts the way she does maybe because of Ferdinand so you get to explore that part of her if you were interested.
yeaa uuh i dont use ferdinand
all I know about him is that I killed him
the only one who lived was Casper because death knight attacked claude and payed the price
Rip Death Knight lmao
ever since i did the dlc mission that was way over the lvl i was supposed to clear it on, ive been overleveled lol
oof
i prefer casual tbh, cuz if im lazy i dont have to worry about them dying, but usually i restart if anyone dies
hasnt happened since the 1st mission for me lol
i mean if i didnt have divine pulse lol
legit i dont know how many times it took me to finish the 1st mission i got to choose
the hardest level for me was edelgards mansion
I finished it with only 3 units alive because petra kept killing everyone
oof
ive never rlly had a hard time after my 1st mission tbh
tho cheesing class lvl ups w/ knowledge gem and breakin enemy weapons is fun
I sold that gem
bruh
its like
the best item in the game
alongside the experience gem
like knowledge gem gets u 4 class xp for anythin that u do or enemies atk u
idk if it’s me but I been playing Mario maker
and xp gem helps w/ skill points
And every game been laggy??
Yes
I believe the three “Queens of Destruction” that people always say in Three Houses was Petra, Ingrid, and Hilda as all three of them usually fill out the same role because of their stats.
Ahye I’ve seen a lotta SMM2 games lag on other streams of people 
I sold it at the end
so I could repair all my weapons
only to do one of the easiest chapters in the game
i use claude, leonie, lorenz, hilda, lysithea, bernie, dorothea, marianne, and mercedes
That’s a pretty good team Aang 
yea it is
Finna yeet my mario makes
Ye Anna got robbed
Maker

I use Claude, Hilda, Lysithea, Marianne, Dorothea and Bernie with Seteth, Flayn, Sylvain and Shamir being there as shields
lol i used bernie instead of shamir
Jus if Nezu has SMM2 or is gonna get it send him a level just filled with Fire flower Piranha Plants 
Bernie is the best and Shamir is great at making sure people don't attack bernie
I had 4 healers on my team
Ye Bernie is a glass cannon as well 
wait 5
blyeth, mercie, lysithea, marianne, and dorothea can heal on my team
I’ve been hearing people have success with Dancer Petra so I’ve been thinking of replaying with her on Dancer.
ignatz can be a good dancer
Since apparently she makes swordmasters and stuff have a 0 hit chance so she can dodge tank.
Is 34.2 mps good
i have dorothea as one tho
For download speed
Not sure, never was one to go into specs
I know that yours is higher than mine, so maybe?
Download Speed is 34.2 Mbps
Upload Speed is 8.6 Mbps
Don’t know what that means

wut bout pong
tfw u didnt know u could miss rhea support convos tho
made me real sad
it means you're downloading info at 34.3 megabytes per second and uploading information at 8.6 megabytes per second
I do not like Rhea
is that slow
I don’t think that’s slow Jus cause I do fine with lower than that.
gold

It might be because SMM2 runs on P2P connections. So if even one person has like a <1mb connection, everyone has a <1mb connection.
tea
but mm also tells u if ur connections sucks
but like im postive mine doesnt???
It’s probably the one guy who doesn’t have the best connection.
annoying
Ye. I hear it’s been worse like that in SMM2 and ironically once you get to the higher ranks you start seeing more better connections
Or is it a peer to peer connection like smash?

Oh fuuuuuuuu
mhm
also i think my switch speaker combusted
it sounds awful
on full volume

guess ill play something else
you can play against Nezu with 1000 ping and still beat him
Ou algum Br querendo um grupo de wwz já temos 2 e o ep e o de Jerusalém
if nezu wants to play
@radiant gust English only please
Just cover all his options with a projectile. Preferably something fast moving. And red. And hit stuns.
I would play you guys if these games were on servers
u can play mm with ur friends
Literally the only popular online nintendo game that isnt p2p is pokemon
they have a room system
Like recent popular
Isn’t Splat- okay lmao Nezu reading my mind
Smash SUCKS ABSOLUTE BALLS cause its P2P
Oh you have a decent internet connection? Well herr, get paired with some kid prob using that comcast student internet thats as basic as a plan can get
Nah a fast moving projectile that’s red and hit stuns.
Preferably so you can hit them with a bat with it when they’re at 100%
i have 3 wifi servers
at my house
LKDMASLDKMSD
switch is on the highest one
o
lucas
im dumb
i never use my bat KLDAMSDLK

I see
That’s also good
love to see it
Especially if it’s a good Palutena just nairing me because I’m a bad player

Also hello there FBI


lol skye is gonna play smash again just cuz of blyeth
u know whats funny
Nah Lucas's pk fire is more of a knockback attack than a stun attack like Ness's
i didnt even beat nezu with lucas last time
YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH
ALL YOU DID WAS SPAM WITH VILLAGER

Finna just spam Side B and land with the sling shot /s
Thats literally all he did
too bad i dont have smash yet to try and play corrin/robin or joker against nezu

At least Jus has decent connection with me
doing gods work

Cant say the same with Mega
Is the side b spammer trying to big himself up
when I fought mega, we had a decent connection
speedy
gonzales
my wifi is literally called "name", "name 2G" and "name 5g"
Why do you have 3 separates wifis
happens ig
one for home appliances? one for game systems?
laptops/computers on 2.0
and one for uh
phones on reg
cool
no wonder it's slow
wdym
you've got many wifi boxes taken the wifi signals smh
nah its the mm servers
Yeah if you have too many connections at once, it will lag
Well there goes the setup for my joke but ok

But yeah one thing i will always hate about ssbu, apart from some really dumb and broken hitboxes, is the connection being p2p and not server based
Cause then i can just blame any lag on the servers
so u have bad weefee??
No
I never lag in any game thats server based
No John's
@gleaming talon you said splatoon is peer 2 peer, right?
nope
Oh
Lmao oops
just said i wanted to face u eventually in smash
We will
when i buy it lol
Well i dont have my switch rn
o
Ah I was the one who was about to mention Splatoon
That one is server based I’m pretty sure
Wdym?
Congrats FBI 
wait wut bout rank?
on like leaderboard
Jus we have both reached final ranks
26 @sterile violet | 🧊 Total: 17759 (Text: 17745 + VC: 14)
27 @Tsuyu Asui Total: 17511 (Text: 17487 + VC: 24)
Oh that
mood
oh i lvled up to 29 a couple days ago lol
nezu and i almost top 20
I don’t even remember where I am lmao.

if we're going by tatsumaki
do >leaderboard me
I'm in top 20
I just remember I was able to get to this rank because of the DYKI stuff that we used to do.
I also specifically remember lamenting my rank up was because I said “Mineta”
ive gotten to where i am cuz of sharin art


legit most of wut ive said is just sendin links
and talkin about how pretty it is
or sayin i love u so much to people
happens

ppl are fun
There’s so many good art.
umu
they do
Bruh even when I’m trying to look just for Dangan memes I can not escape this lmao
LET’S PLAY RAID SHADOW LEGENDS. START FREE TODAY.
lmao
You can’t fathom how much I hate that I’ve memorized that 5 second Ad lmao
i havent lol
I never played Raid at all
same
Same. But I still get ads for it like 99% of the time
i get bernie sanders ads most of the time lol
"IIIIITTTSSS PUNISHMENT TIME, but first let me tell you about Raid Shadow Legends,The massive MMORPG with over 10 million players"

this punishment was brought to you guys by Blue Apron
Oh boi can’t wait to go through all the foods FBI is about to list
FBI NO


Lmao I think I vaguely remember that emote

hi
Hey

sup gamers-

I'm watching an LP of Binding of Isaac: Antibirth to prep for Repentance. Guy walks in to a room with 5 items. 4 are locked behind key blocks, but one allows him to fly around the blocks.
The idiot wastes a key and doesn't even take any of the items
He saw one was the Book of Revelations and got that
cheese
croissant
I was running a Sorcery build in Dark Souls 1 and I two-shot Sif and the Sanctuary Guardian.
50 Int + Tin Crystallization Catalyst + Crown of Dusk + Power Within
jeez
I might do another Sorcerer Build and see if I can one shot them this time.
It might be possible with the previous combination I listed while using the Dark Bead sorcery and wearing the Red Tearstone Ring which increases your damage the lower your health is.
Jackie gonna be a speed-runner in no time 



























