Splatoon

[stable pond]

sp1 52 gal >>>

[hollow monolith]

sp3 52 is way better

and Cancer 52 from Splatoon 2 is just cancer

[hollow monolith]

killer wail 5.1 is literally a one click force team to rescramble button

[stable pond]

you havent seen killer wail on triggerfish zones😎

[hollow monolith]

i did enough

you have never played splatoon 3 tho

[stable pond]

i play it in my head😎

[quaint pulsar]

its pretty easy to dodge killer wail 5.1. Sure its annoying but you can survive it quite easily

[hollow monolith]

the idea isnt to kill

but to force a team to move

[quaint pulsar]

i killed once someone while dodging it 😅

[hollow monolith]

imagine a fighting a team in a good defensive position because they hold lead, something like killer wail 5.1, tenta missiles and Triple Inkstrike and force these players to rescramble and quick

so it's possible to take advantage of that

[quaint pulsar]

i you can get midrange. Close range and longrange isnt that good. for longrange it is to slow and for short range too unprecise

[molten radish]

Sounds like the reboot helped. Wish I had time to get on today 😞

[hollow monolith]

???? arent good?

the weapons are good

it depends on the player

[stable pond]

i can imagine it being just really easy to use

get special and just use it to like you said scramble the team

[hollow monolith]

i send you a video of me doing tc, you can see how the team immidiatly folded when i used it

[quaint pulsar]

it is the special from one my main weapons. Depends on how cramped the is and how far away you are from the enemy. it can also be a good weapon, but not in every situation

[stable pond]

52 be the easiest wep to use

[hollow monolith]

literally

no disadvantages

[stable pond]

like great paint, good kit, killing power is off the charts

what more do u need

[hollow monolith]

everything is good about it

[quaint pulsar]

maybe a slightly longer range 😅 but thats only a wish. it is OP without it

[hollow monolith]

• High Mobility
• Great Sub & Special
• Better Paint output then a fucking Splattershot
• Insane quick kill time
• And very selfish you can carry with it

[hollow monolith]

That's 96 deco

[quaint pulsar]

yeah, thats why i play s3 mostly brushes or 96s

[hexed locust]

i love the weapon

[quaint pulsar]

ahhh!!! 118 hell!!!

[hollow monolith]

sp3 96 deco is the best the weapon has ever been got many of it's SP2 buff and the return of the great Sp1 kit

[glacial umbra]

Dammit the comm errors are back

[hexed locust]

getting 10 118's in a row is crazy

[hollow monolith]

havent seen any all day lol

[hexed locust]

then the lobby just dies

[quaint pulsar]

got only2 but still annoying

[glacial umbra]

p2p error. Lets go

Ok i am going to do a support code check

[stable pond]

well youre up against people that flock the tower, think at higher level it isnt as effective…

[glacial umbra]

Ahh yes 120-00, which means that this issue is the server, not me

[stable pond]

dont get me wrong its a good and easy special, but not that lethal

maybe like b tier

[hollow monolith]

it isnt supposed to be lethal

[stable pond]

not lethal in a way that the special is directly killing you

[hollow monolith]

52 wouldnt be meta then

[stable pond]

thats more like the wep is good

[hollow monolith]

were talking about high level x rank where everything matters

[stable pond]

crb is pretty meta but kraken aint a god tier special

just good kit

[glacial umbra]

118 p2p errors. My favorite

[hollow monolith]

cbr isnt as common in high level x rank

[stable pond]

what is common then???

i thought crb be goated in sp3

[hollow monolith]

it is very good, but due it having worse jump rng then sp1 and kraken no longer being a panic button it's not as good as Splatoon 1

[glacial umbra]

Finally it let me find a match

[stable pond]

very sad to see, meta is prolly just easy shooters like splattershot or sum🥲

or stamper

[hollow monolith]

it's not shooters

it's very diverse

Splatoon 3's meta is amazing idk why people hate

[stable pond]

it is good🙏

so many options

and people play whatever they like😎

[hollow monolith]

you are thinking of Splatoon 2 meta that's shooters

[stable pond]

ngl i didnt even watch sp2

😭

arw my takes really that bad

[hollow monolith]

basically splatoon 2 had a bunch of random shooter buffs

which made them too good

S2's meta is terrible somehow beat Splatoon 1

[quaint pulsar]

Splatoon 3 is pretty balanced. i like that

[stable pond]

okey i got inspired

i will now play splatoon

no ranked cus imma tilt

[glacial umbra]

I would say join me, but a match is starting rn

[spark badger]

someone just got 17 splats in a Turf War.

[stable pond]

😎

[spark badger]

impressive.

[stable pond]

96 with sprinkler go crazy

[spark badger]

and I just got 0006'd while

matchmaking

[quaint pulsar]

wow 9 118 errors in a row...

hi @spark badger

[glacial umbra]

Well RIP lobby

[hexed locust]

so rivalunpatch supposedly has animated blinking for the octo form but it doesnt work

is there a reason it doesnt work on cemu?

[raw nexus]

phew

[hollow monolith]

0,3 percent ain't even close

How about 0,1

[fathom juniper]

Now that’s what we like to SEE 🗣️🗣️

[glacial umbra]

Hop on the DEMO

[molten radish]

Cmon… 1 spot…20 seconds

[quaint pulsar]

is the demo still somewhere available without downloading it from dubios/illegal sites?

[glacial umbra]

no

[quaint pulsar]

sadly i havent played the demo back then 😦

[charred crypt]

Who is playing rn with me?

Camp tigerfish

[versed carbon]

Username

Mine is sara

I disconnected because my match was FULL of campers

[charred crypt]

slushiee

Sadly no

[versed carbon]

Yea you were not in my natch

[spark badger]

2 minutes.

[charred crypt]

Just started another one

[spark badger]

7/8

3 minutes

matched

[glacial umbra]

was going to join for a match or two but your room is full

[versed carbon]

Hey

Can you please accept my friend code already please

[glacial umbra]

my gamepad just died 💀

[charred crypt]

Lol

[quaint pulsar]

GG @spark badger

[spark badger]

good game.

[versed carbon]

I'm going in

I got into a different match...

[charred crypt]

Sadge

Gg

To anybody

Who played with me

Sara

Are you in?

@versed carbon

Gg

[versed carbon]

Do you have rival unpatch

[charred crypt]

?

No

Clean copy

Gg

[quaint pulsar]

GG

[spark badger]

@glacial umbra we got a nice wipeout at the end

[versed carbon]

Mods don't modify the copy of the game, rival unpatch is a mod that let's you see octoling players

[charred crypt]

No
I do not have any mods

[glacial umbra]

yeah lol

[versed carbon]

I WANT to join your match but I can't 😦

[charred crypt]

I did not even think abt installing one

[manic tree]

Very vibrant in color

[spark badger]

one slot open.

[charred crypt]

She is already in queue

[spark badger]

I have Off the Hook instead

[quaint pulsar]

but i got you at the end

[spark badger]

true

[versed carbon]

You should install rival unpatch, It doesn't modify anything or any gear it just let's you see octos

I'm already into a match

:l

:I

[charred crypt]

I got kicked out

Bruh

My network

Aint that bad

[spark badger]

note that you will need to modify your save file if you want to use Gender 2

(Octoling)

you can use something like https://mirayxs.github.io/SplatHeX/SplatHeX.html

[glacial umbra]

as soon as you leave...

[hollow monolith]

could be in relation to NAT?

bros entire team DCd

😭

[shut venture]

o-o banner on squid

[meager chasm]

Squid research lab banner

[manic tree]

It’s amazing, too bad it isn’t easy using it in hide n seek

[meager chasm]

Obviously

You can be seen from a mile away

[glacial umbra]

i always check my support code when i have issues

120-00 as usual

also hmm i wonder who this could be https://juxt.pretendo.network/posts/G9PqFpO6eG59ZyYIaOUyP

[hollow monolith]

your nat type isn't gonna change

[hollow monolith]

theres mods that remove the banner, so if you specifically want to play hide n seek every needs to install the m od

or simply choose a diffrent gear

[hollow monolith]

i like the SRL coat, one of the coolest hidden gears in Splatoon 1

[glacial umbra]

i love SRL gear. especially that stupid banner

[hollow monolith]

beside the elite octo goggles

[shut venture]

the coat looks nice

btw nice pikachu pfp

[glacial umbra]

"ヘルメットライバル用強" is my favorite item in Splatoon

[hollow monolith]

it isn't ?SUP001

[glacial umbra]

that is my second favorite

[spark badger]

ah yes, Strong Rival Helmet.

[versed carbon]

I'm the last one on losing team (Sara)

[versed carbon]

Same

[quaint pulsar]

how did you get the banner?

[manic tree]

It comes with the coat

[spark badger]

my console died due to inactivity

just wait a moment.

[molten radish]

Servers seem better

Good round of matches just now. 1/2 North America 1/2 Japan

Good times

Man I hate sloshers

I guess no one else is around

[glacial umbra]

That is a LOT of custom symbols

[molten radish]

I see your in ranked

[manic tree]

Trix is for kids

[glacial umbra]

I am only here because of a "suspicious person disconnecting" idk if its true or not

[molten radish]

Hmm

[glacial umbra]

It would be sad if one of these people are cheaters

[molten radish]

Disconnect mid game 😞

[spark badger]

speaking of disconnects...

here's a goofy example of one!

[glacial umbra]

I am assuming the wipeout mod is private?

[spark badger]

ahh that's just video editing

it's actually not even centered correctly this time

eh, I'm gonna stop matchmaking.

[molten radish]

It was fun while it lasted

I’m done for the night. I’ll be back again tomorrow.

[versed carbon]

Anyone on?

[molten radish]

Just dropped sorry

[versed carbon]

All good bro!

[acoustic ferry]

Someone up?

[manic tree]

I am

[acoustic ferry]

My dear friend jumba

Nice to see you

[manic tree]

Indeed it is nice to see you too

[versed carbon]

Yo

[acoustic ferry]

My lobby need 3 ppl in less than 1 min

[acoustic ferry]

I will add ya once I fell from the waiting

[versed carbon]

Damn I’m kinda tired 😭

[manic tree]

Too bad I’m currently playing splatoon 3 with a friend of mine

[acoustic ferry]

No problem

I think I’ll play splatoon 2

[manic tree]

Coool

Slurp

[acoustic ferry]

Sent you a request

[meager chasm]

HOW

[hollow monolith]

Hidden gear

[hollow monolith]

Goofy ahh missiles

[charred crypt]

Mmm

[rotund bridge]

Hi, anyone up?

[hollow monolith]

It sucks to fight bucket but is when fun you play it lol

It's the most broken sub main combo that will never happen again

Oh wait no, NOOOOOOOO https://splatoonwiki.org/wiki/Soda_Slosher

[molten radish]

They had 3 on the team 😬.

I do enjoy the Soda in RM on Mahi though 😉

[hollow monolith]

I had already quad sloshers lol

[spark badger]

next thing you know, there'll be 8 Inkbrushers

[quaint pulsar]

I should really learn the english names from all the weapons and stages...

[hollow monolith]

i am down to some meme teams

[celest swan]

message to keep this thing alive

[manic tree]

Give this thread a nice message?

[meager chasm]

Didn’t know that spamming this way could disconnect everyone

[spark badger]

at least you weren't even prompted with a ban (warning)

but still

[versed carbon]

I got a joycon with turbo. When I get mad because of spawn campers I turn turbo on and spam until almost everyone on the other group disconnects. I rarely do it tho because I don't think it's fair for others but I also don't think camping for 3 WHOLE MINUTES is ok

[meager chasm]

You are gonna get killed in their spawn anyway

[versed carbon]

True

Splatoon when I play:
-error 118-xxxx
-No players
-No active octolings
-No good items on shops
-No good Maps
Splatoon when I don't play:
-No errors
-Active people
-Active gender 02 users
-Good items on shops
-Good map rotation

[quaint pulsar]

Besides me and ExpertGem I saw only 1 guy playing as Octoling since I play Splatoon 1

Ok, I have S1 since 2 or 3 Weeks?

[spark badger]

@upper wigeon also uses an Octoling

[versed carbon]

That's good, I have seen at least 20 with different names, skin colors, eye colors and clothes

[versed carbon]

Oh and I use the octoling too

[hollow monolith]

WAIT WHAT

[quaint pulsar]

I started with Splatoon 3 without knowing that Octolings are the enemies in S1. So I picked an Octoling and since then I'm more an Octoling fan than an Inkling fan. I was really happy to hear that I can use modded Octoling in S1 with Pretendo

[hollow monolith]

I HAVE TO TRY THIS

💀

[spark badger]

Rival Octolings also reappear in Splatoon 2/3

as well as their Sanitized equivalents

[hollow monolith]

@meager chasm like what patch did you use?

[meager chasm]

?

[versed carbon]

You can do It with a turbo controler

[hollow monolith]

I can spam enough

[hollow monolith]

I mean like patch 9.1 or 9.2

[quaint pulsar]

Yes, but haven't played the single player campaign then I made the decision to play as Octoling

[meager chasm]

None

[hollow monolith]

The game version bruh

I say patch

[meager chasm]

I know what you’re talking about

I didn’t

I just used my thumb

[hollow monolith]

No i wanted know does this actually work on the latest splatoon 3 update

Cus that be funny af

[meager chasm]

Yes

[quaint pulsar]

Hope it doesn't work on s1 and 2

[hollow monolith]

Now theres something that will banned on Pretendo too

[quaint pulsar]

lol

abusing pings lead to disconnect. unbelivable 🤯

[spark badger]

that's bonkers.

[versed carbon]

For my own security I'll delete that

[versed carbon]

Wdym

[hollow monolith]

it is

[hollow monolith]

the thing you tried

[stable pond]

join ranked

[stable pond]

join ranked plz

[quaint pulsar]

dont want to play ranked right now

[stable pond]

2 people pls

[spark badger]

well then! Inkopolis Plaza's getting ready for Christmas now, and more things will be rolling out in these next 10 days.
anyhow, now to matchmake in Splatoon 1.

[quaint pulsar]

First public available Pretendo Splatfest???

IM IN!!!

[spark badger]

nope.

no Fest.

this is all just cosmetic stuff on my end

[quaint pulsar]

Oh, ok

[manic tree]

What about Squidmas

[hollow monolith]

Splatoon 3 will have a frosty fest don't worry

[spark badger]

that... is in the works.

[manic tree]

Awrighty

[spark badger]

matter of fact I think the Plaza has a bit of an identity crisis!

[hollow monolith]

Inkoplis Plaza in SP3? Is fine tbh.

[quaint pulsar]

yeah, but it would be special to to be part of the first public Splatfest not from Nintendo

[hollow monolith]

There have been many before

We just used modified boss data

[spark badger]

in terms of STRM_Plaza00_c_VS.bfstm, that is

[hollow monolith]

With pretendo it's just done more cleanly

Instead of replacing data in the mlc lol

[spark badger]

WHAT

[quaint pulsar]

0.1 What!!!

[versed carbon]

I don't know what are ya'll yapping but... I WANT AN INKLING VS OCTARIAN SPLATFEST WHERE PEOPLE THAT CHOOSE OCTARIAN TURN INTO GENDER 02 AND PEOPLE THAT CHOOSE INKLING TURN INTO GENDER 00 OR 01

Or elite octarian VS octarian

[quaint pulsar]

what @spark badger ??? the lobby was full for me

[spark badger]

here's what I saw

[quaint pulsar]

exactly what i saw

[glacial umbra]

is there supposed to be no sound? also that has happened to me before

oh nevermind, there is sound

[spark badger]

I stopped it with Squid Beatz

cuz do I really want to be listening to Meadowlark nonstop until I matchmake?

[stable pond]

i was wondering what was happening

so many octolings now

never seen so many before ahaha

[glacial umbra]

i am thinking about getting rival unpatch

[versed carbon]

Just get it already

Everyone should have it ngl

I wish pretendo could do something to make octolings visible

[stable pond]

i had it but the octoling is so noisy😭

[versed carbon]

Dude no, it's like any other inkling

[glacial umbra]

i will get it. but i will still be an inkling, because i don't want to edit my save

[versed carbon]

Still enough, as long as you can see me and others as octolings it will be great

[stable pond]

nahh i hear you dying like 5miles from me

like i can see and yall but im not gonna be an octoling

[spark badger]

1. no Booyah!/This way! signal voices
2. no Special usage voices

although

3. sub-weapon usage voices

[stable pond]

i can hear their superjump from a mile way

i hear when they die

the pros are better than the cons

[hollow monolith]

I am gonna be honest i just don't like the hairstyle lol

Or all of them

[quaint pulsar]

the only thing i dont like about S1 Octoling are the Squidform. its big as hell, but you wont see it that often

[hollow monolith]

You could replace it

[quaint pulsar]

yeah, but why if i dont see it that often

[hollow monolith]

I believe theres an mod for that

[spark badger]

true

they are more audible

[meager chasm]

I find it funny that octolings scream when they throw a bomb like for no actual reason

[quaint pulsar]

as Octolings are not intended for players it could be an gameplay decision for the singleplayer. If an Octoling screams, you have warning that a bomb will explode.

but i like that they're different. It gives them a bit personality

[molten radish]

So do they scream over and over during a bomb rush?

[spark badger]

anyone else getting Blackbelly Skatepark when that stage isn't even in the current rotation?

[quaint pulsar]

wasn't playing actually. i play 3-4 matches and see if i get it

[glacial umbra]

Would normally say that it could be wrong rotation data, but by now they should have the updated rotation

[quaint pulsar]

Not in the rotation?🤨

[glacial umbra]

Is that for ranked or turf?

[glacial umbra]

Ok. Then if ExpertGem is in turf, that could mean a hacker or the rotation data glitch is happening again (if Blackbelly was in the last turf rotation)

[quaint pulsar]

the last rotation change was from 00:00 UTC?

[hybrid flare]

Public map changer codes/tools are not public so its more of a rotation glitch

[quaint pulsar]

at least it was not in turf war. that was moray towers and urchin underpass at 22:00 UTC

[glacial umbra]

There is also a thing called editing BOSS data

[hybrid flare]

Nobody sits down to make their own BOSS rotation file and if someone did, they would know that it is not allowed

I have often seen that for some people there dont have a rotation update its simply an update error

[quaint pulsar]

and if so, i would not get the roation in the picture from the start of the game

[spark badger]

I don't know really

I'd have to check with the devs who work on Splatoon servers

[quaint pulsar]

im at UTC +1

It was Moray Towers with you and the other one was Urchin Underpass for turf war

[glacial umbra]

I ran into someone who actually did 💀. They are banned now

[rotund bridge]

js finished backing up my Wii U's SD card so let's gooo

[upper wigeon]

Y'all new map announced in Splatfest let's go/j 🔥🔥🔥🔥

well

[rotund bridge]

Which Splatoon?

[upper wigeon]

Splatoon 2 (also forgot to add /j)

Big Man is trying to communicate with us...

[rotund bridge]

btw wanna play splatoon 1?

[upper wigeon]

sure

i have nothing to do either way

[rotund bridge]

I'm currently in a lobby sooo :p

[upper wigeon]

i'm booting!!

wow

as always

[rotund bridge]

?

[upper wigeon]

i'll try joining via normal ig

ur playing turf

right

[rotund bridge]

ye

[upper wigeon]

alright

yeah i need to somehow get to join you

oop

[rotund bridge]

My lobby died

• news update lol

[upper wigeon]

ur in a lobby right

causeee

[rotund bridge]

in game

[upper wigeon]

oh alright

[rotund bridge]

round just ended

so im heading into a lobby

oop not yours tho

[upper wigeon]

it's growing slowly

3 spots left

2

1

[spark badger]

lol

[upper wigeon]

full lobby

😭

[rotund bridge]

now I'm in a lobby with barely anyone

😭

[upper wigeon]

ffs

i forgot mahi mahi resort is broken on cemu

[upper wigeon]

joined ya

[rotund bridge]

ayyy

[cosmic river]

lmaooo

[rotund bridge]

Hi, Bandwidth

[upper wigeon]

GGs

[rotund bridge]

gg

[fathom juniper]

I call for an IMMEDIATE ban.

[glacial umbra]

102-2802

[cosmic river]

102-2802 (Wii U)

Support code detected, press to expand information

[upper wigeon]

naurrrr

wow

@lyric root ur in my lobby!!!!

[rotund bridge]

118 error :/

[lyric root]

👋

[rotund bridge]

another 118-0502 error... dude

[cosmic river]

118-0502 (Wii U)

Support code detected, press to expand information

[glacial umbra]

I would join but i need to finish this homework

[fathom juniper]

Man

Ignore homework

Prioritize the important things in life

Like Splatoon

[glacial umbra]

No this is a teacher that will confront you in front of the entire class if i don't do my homework and i don't want that to happen. Its only 4 pages though

[fathom juniper]

Ohhhhh

Dang

4 pages

Reading/writing work?

[glacial umbra]

Geometry

[fathom juniper]

OH

4 pages of geometry is insane

I had like

2-3 pages sometimes

[glacial umbra]

Luckily i don't have to do all of it though

[fathom juniper]

Ohh ok that makes sense

[upper wigeon]

GGs

i hate campers

[lyric root]

That was pretty one-sided, tbh.

[upper wigeon]

3 rollers and one shooter

that was

torture

[meager chasm]

Pillar

OMG

[upper wigeon]

ffs

[lyric root]

That's weird. My point total seems to work fine on CEMU.

[rotund bridge]

Okay Im back

[upper wigeon]

it only happens when u accidentally paint somewhere specific while the map expends

[lyric root]

Ooooh.

[glacial umbra]

I am getting on for a little bit, if the servers let me

Oh wait, i forgot to install rival unpatch. Will do that right now

Ok i installed it, not 100% sure its working

[glacial umbra]

ok is this the most unusual "splatted" screen?

[hollow monolith]

I'd say splatted by splat wall is also an achievement

[glacial umbra]

this was also in a match with a hacker lol (reported them)

[hollow monolith]

Actually

Javi managed to splat me with point sensor

[glacial umbra]

I will have to find out if it works tomorrow

[glacial umbra]

How?

[hollow monolith]

Cheats obv

Still that one was funny af to me

[hexed locust]

idk this was a thing

[glacial umbra]

I mean it is technically possible in Ancho V Games (the only map that has them)

[hollow monolith]

#1297483780281471036 message

[hexed locust]

thats like getting a rare death screen in minecraft

[meager chasm]

This is still a thing on 3

[hollow monolith]

It's funny af tbh, i love it

[flint bronze]

I've died by it at least 7 times since I've known splatoon 1

[fathom juniper]

I’ve died to it once in my whole splatoon career

I didn’t know it even existed until i died to it in s2

[fathom juniper]

Yea

For sure

[flint bronze]

I never died by those in sp2 only the 1

And i played 1,1k hours in sp2

[quaint pulsar]

nobody playing rn?

[glacial umbra]

Cant. I'm at school

[quaint pulsar]

thought at least the european players would be online. I got one round with tryharding JP players and then nothing

it seems that not many europeans play on Pretendo 😦

[hybrid flare]

Im playing

[quaint pulsar]

wait, i come back online

[hybrid flare]

If you want

[quaint pulsar]

i hope i got your lobby

nope. i got thrown in a empty lobby

[hybrid flare]

I was in a match

Im lobby rn

[quaint pulsar]

yeah, got your lobby

[hybrid flare]

Nice

[quaint pulsar]

im the level 13 one.

nice

[hybrid flare]

GG

[quaint pulsar]

gg

[hybrid flare]

gg

[quaint pulsar]

disconnect after the map loaded? the match has started but i was still in prepare screen

[hybrid flare]

No?

[molten radish]

I’m in TC lobby now, but all alone 😢

Alright. Seems to be a dead time right now. I’ll try back later.

[spark badger]

@upper wigeon looks what's popped up!https://discord.com/channels/408718485913468928/1313218866066886746

that'll now be used for Splatoon discussion

Splatoon matchmaking will continue over here and in future matchmaking threads

[fathom juniper]

Oh wow

I have like 500~ hours i think

[flint bronze]

Splatoon 2 was my first splatoon game

I got my first wii u in christmas 2022 with splatoon included

[fathom juniper]

Oh whoa

Nice

[flint bronze]

👍

But now i still play splatoon 1 sometimes

But not 2 and 3

I dont buy the online anymore

[flint bronze]

I forgot to mention i loose all my splatoon 2 progress when i switch my old switch to an oled one

When the oled released

I 100% the hero mode and octo expansion (and I only use hero weapon)

[fathom juniper]

Oh wow 😭

[flint bronze]

Yea that suck

[quaint pulsar]

The only thing I have not 100% is Octo Expansion 😅 But S1 and 3 is 100%

But that was more a time problem than a skill problem

[molten radish]

In ranked TC now. Need 1 more

[molten radish]

3 good TC matches so far. Lobby pretty active. Need 2 more right now

Same players keep joining after DC

Nice

Need 1 more. Lobby keeps stalling at 7

[meager chasm]

Ig this is gonna die now since we now have channels for games

[spark badger]

anyone else for matchmaking?

[meager chasm]

[quaint pulsar]

Not today and tomorrow. Need to get up early and it is already 1:58am here 😅

[upper wigeon]

WHAT

So joyous

[proven hazel]

Why

[upper wigeon]

The fuck did I do now

https://tenor.com/view/treyreloaded-gif-25972980

[flint bronze]

Octo expansion is hard

[quaint pulsar]

I know. But also after Alterna

[flint bronze]

For me alterna was easy

[quaint pulsar]

After I knew the spawn points from the Octolings it was also easy for me😅

[fathom juniper]

They’re just a hater

[quick violet]

spoon

[versed carbon]

hi

someone wants to play?

[molten radish]

Trying ranked now - Splat Zones on Bluefin and Mahi, but just me in the lobby 😞

[hollow monolith]

@worldly umbra hi

[molten radish]

Yeah, too lonely. I’m back on turf now.

[hollow monolith]

need more sub saver

[molten radish]

Different lobby

Same lobby now

[quaint pulsar]

i think after S2 Girls power station i need a calmdown. Time for Turf war 😄

[marble garnet]

Is splatoon dead rn? I keep getting conection errors...

[hollow monolith]

no

[molten radish]

Keep trying

Usually connect after two or three tries

[marble garnet]

I did restarted the game i got into 5 matches and then got the error again

[molten radish]

It happens

I never need to restart. I just have to reconnect a few times.

[marble garnet]

Okeeeey i got into a match finally 😭

[hollow monolith]

10 more minutes

And then i can finally play some ranked series

[molten radish]

You’re waiting for rainmaker?

[quaint pulsar]

i have no problem

[hollow monolith]

Splatoon 3

It's Clam Blitz rn

And i HATE clam Blitz

[quaint pulsar]

im not good at clam blitz

[hollow monolith]

Oh clam blitz ain't hard just needs coordination.....................................
...in out of all things a solo queue??

[quaint pulsar]

yeah, im a good solo player, but not a good team player. If youre good you can support your team being a solo guy, but not at clam blitz

[molten radish]

I see

[hollow monolith]

I can cooperate not the best at it, but every time i play Clam Blitz or Rainmaker in splat3 i get people that don't cooperate

[quaint pulsar]

i even dont know how to do it at clam blitz 😅

at least its rainmaker now

[hollow monolith]

SZ

[worldly umbra]

hi

[quaint pulsar]

hi @lyric root

[lyric root]

Hey.

[quaint pulsar]

GG

[lyric root]

gg

[quaint pulsar]

had trouble to keep you away

[spark badger]

honestly I can't really blame you.

that one is stupid difficult.

[molten radish]

Hi @lyric root - gg 😀

[lyric root]

Hey, gg.

👋

[molten radish]

Ugh …dc

Stuck in the lobby by myself now

[lyric root]

That's happened to me a few times today.

[molten radish]

This is why I multitask when playing Splatoon

@spark badger in your lobby 😀

[spark badger]

or so you thought

[molten radish]

And now not in you lobby

Yup

[hollow monolith]

Genuinely cannot even get idiots that are good enough to be a practice target

[molten radish]

Well, that’s weird. Apparently someone wanted to play on Port mackerel because I’m in a port mackerel stage right now even though the stages right now are kelp and flounder Heights.

[hollow monolith]

Whos the player on the top of the matchmaking list

That's the host only the host can do that

[quaint pulsar]

GG

[lyric root]

gg

[quaint pulsar]

btw. @lyric root how do you get the barefoot octoling?

[lyric root]

It's the invisible shoe gear.

[meager chasm]

Hidden gear

[quaint pulsar]

Ok

[molten radish]

@lyric root - sent you a friend request

[molten radish]

I’ll watch for that next time

[lyric root]

You can use hidden gear if you enable it in static.pack and use NoHash.

[lyric root]

Accepted.

[glacial umbra]

Ok huh i am getting instant comm error when i try to join someone on my friend list

[acoustic ferry]

Anyone up for splatting?

[versed carbon]

me

anyone to play splatoon?

[manic tree]

Yea sure, I’ll love to play with team oomi zoomi lol

[versed carbon]

?

[manic tree]

Your name is millie

[versed carbon]

yes

and mi pnid is rightthere

[manic tree]

Gonna at it in a jiffy

[versed carbon]

?

oh i get it now.

[manic tree]

Done

[versed carbon]

ok

let´s play

[manic tree]

Awrighty millimeter

[versed carbon]

jaja

funny.

[fathom juniper]

Guys make sure to check out https://discord.com/channels/408718485913468928/1313218866066886746 if you havent already 🔥

[versed carbon]

i am playing

[manic tree]

I know, I wasn’t able to join the first time since it was full

[versed carbon]

ugh another conection error

[manic tree]

Grate

[versed carbon]

ok join

it´s over

[manic tree]

Ik

[versed carbon]

welll excuseee

and thre´s no more places

swwy

[manic tree]

Dw, I’m already in

[versed carbon]

ah

[manic tree]

I was the one spawn camping

[acoustic ferry]

Can I add you?

[versed carbon]

yeah sure

[versed carbon]

yeah ik (good onebtw )

[acoustic ferry]

Added

Theses errors are awful

The lobby is full

And it glitched

[versed carbon]

ugh

f*ck

another one?

[manic tree]

Holy crap, ten kills

[manic tree]

Thank

[versed carbon]

naaa

that´s unfair man

[manic tree]

Uh huh

[acoustic ferry]

Need two more on my lobby

[versed carbon]

wait

[versed carbon]

done.

[manic tree]

Myuki’s lobby

[versed carbon]

the team is full :v

[acoustic ferry]

Wait

Join

Quickly

[manic tree]

Sike

[acoustic ferry]

Kicked

Oof

Aaaah

Errors

[versed carbon]

ugh

[acoustic ferry]

Anyone on a lobby?

[manic tree]

Error by Natalia Nykiel

[acoustic ferry]

Wait

Let’s see

[versed carbon]

pribvate combat now

[acoustic ferry]

Error again

[versed carbon]

i created one

[acoustic ferry]

K

[manic tree]

Are we gonna measure stuff

[versed carbon]

run

private room

[acoustic ferry]

I think I need to reboot my Wii U

[manic tree]

It’s loading

[acoustic ferry]

Ure not on my list yet Millie

[versed carbon]

rebboot you console then

[manic tree]

I’m gonna go viral

[acoustic ferry]

K

[acoustic ferry]

Def

I wish there was a reset button like on Wii

Coming

[manic tree]

I don’t think turf war was a good idea

[acoustic ferry]

Joining

[versed carbon]

yeah me too

i am a noob sowwy

[manic tree]

It’s either that, or my name

[versed carbon]

he has level 50!

[acoustic ferry]

Ah, ir doesn’t let me join

[versed carbon]

that´s says everything

[acoustic ferry]

Can I host the room?

[versed carbon]

sure.

[acoustic ferry]

Yep, he always splattes me

[manic tree]

I didn’t got level fifty legitimately

[acoustic ferry]

Hosting

[versed carbon]

online babe

[acoustic ferry]

You brute jumba

[spark badger]

this is my weapon: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1231832741612621876/1299901576122466324/2024-09-30_10.png?ex=6750fc2e&is=674faaae&hm=9870073b51e3a907ca3682c7c9efa71b63b786c26eb8304f65ac563e3ba41932&

[manic tree]

Thank you

[spark badger]

I'll hop on in just a moment

[acoustic ferry]

Accepted my friend request 🥹

[versed carbon]

let´s get started

[acoustic ferry]

Where’s the jumba?

[manic tree]

Great black eyed peas song

[acoustic ferry]

Ah

[versed carbon]

min 4 please

oh shit.

ah beter

better*

[acoustic ferry]

Ha

We gonna die

[manic tree]

Woohoo, can’t wait to beat you both to a bloody pulp

[versed carbon]

good luck.

[spark badger]

for those trying to match in Turf War

[versed carbon]

ugh.

[spark badger]

matched.

[versed carbon]

na bruh

[acoustic ferry]

NO WAY

[manic tree]

EHAT

[acoustic ferry]

LEMME CHANGE MY WEAPON

WAIT

[versed carbon]

note for me: dont play with a person who is lvl50

[manic tree]

at least I killed you both equally right…? Heheh…

[versed carbon]

no fun man

not funny

didn´t laugh

[acoustic ferry]

I’ll slap ya

Join guys

[manic tree]

Like that’s gonna do something

[acoustic ferry]

Turf again?

[manic tree]

.

[versed carbon]

online

[acoustic ferry]

Just one more time

Which map?

[versed carbon]

random

[manic tree]

I would pick you up upside down and take whatever you got in yer pockets

[acoustic ferry]

There’s an iPhone and a Wii Fit u meter

[manic tree]

Most certainly taking those

[spark badger]

I have the latter, refuse to use the former

[versed carbon]

welp time to die :D

[manic tree]

I can spam killer whales so easily here

[versed carbon]

can i added you?

[spark badger]

wait! I've got dem Hasselblad cameras!

[acoustic ferry]

Shet

[spark badger]

send a friend request, but I usually don't accept them

also the servers died.

[acoustic ferry]

We are doing private

[versed carbon]

nah im leaving too tryhard

[versed carbon]

so yes or no?

[spark badger]

your call

again, may or may not accept

[versed carbon]

bruh

done.

[acoustic ferry]

Yes

[versed carbon]

im gonna play mk8

[acoustic ferry]

Let’s play something eles

Jumba let’s play mk8

[manic tree]

I’m not sure if my disc will work but okay

[versed carbon]

digital >:3

[acoustic ferry]

Same

[versed carbon]

ok umm

im gonna play and you join?

[acoustic ferry]

Kay

I’m already on it

[versed carbon]

join

[acoustic ferry]

Did the disk worked jumba?

Ha, mine was chosen

[manic tree]

Maybe

Wow, it worked

I can’t join you guys, I don’t got the DLC

[spark badger]

💀

[manic tree]

What an overwhelming amount

[spark badger]

that 77 pointer explains everything.

[versed carbon]

dont worry i gonna put whit no dlc :3

with

[acoustic ferry]

Stupid red shell

[versed carbon]

jsjsj

ok i am in spectator

@manic tree

@acoustic ferry join

[manic tree]

Ik, I’m just getting disconnected

[acoustic ferry]

Joining

[manic tree]

3 times now

[versed carbon]

and btw i created a new forum of mk8

[acoustic ferry]

Oh

[manic tree]

I keep getting disconnected

[fathom juniper]

Man imma have to come in and take the place of the 77 pointer

With my bento

[spark badger]

hurry.

7/8

8/8

you were too slow

[fathom juniper]

Dang

Well its 21pm for me anyways

And i got a killer headache so prolly not tonight

[flint bronze]

21 pm ?
You mean 9 pm ig

[meager chasm]

Dang

[upper wigeon]

calamari eater?!!,!,:rg:ùm!;n,;h

[manic tree]

Yep

You’ll be able to tell why

[upper wigeon]

relatable tho

[manic tree]

Indeed, even though I’m eating food already

[oak pagoda]

LMAO INKMASTER

[oak pagoda]

Ngyes the sound the lobby makes

[fathom juniper]

Oh dang LOL

I blame the headache 😭

[fathom juniper]

[flint bronze]

Fork and knife

[manic tree]

Yes, I want to eat the pikachu

[flint bronze]

Why

[manic tree]

Why not

-# aside from the electric stuff

[flint bronze]

🥶

Ok ok

[manic tree]

That gives me an idea for a tier list

[flint bronze]

LOLLL

Eat pokemon tier list

that sound weird

[manic tree]

Yer right, I’ll just hope they’ll know what I mean

[flint bronze]

I played splatoon today and it took 15 minute to find a full lobby

Vru

[manic tree]

I’m getting ready to go to sleep after a heavy meal

[flint bronze]

My meal is just pizza lol

Small one

[manic tree]

that’ll be an appetizer for me

[flint bronze]

Some lore
Where does inkling eat ? (in sp1)

[manic tree]

I know

😴

[flint bronze]

😨

[manic tree]

(This is my cue to go to sleep, so uh, bye)

[flint bronze]

Cya ig

[upper wigeon]

BossUploadDataMaker

stupid epic nintendo telemetry that logs your splatoon match data!!

[flint bronze]

Why “stupid” ?

[upper wigeon]

idk its stupid

it only logs your player data

[flint bronze]

💀 vruhhh ok

[upper wigeon]

https://tenor.com/view/trixtid-slapthebank-that-bar-was-weak-as-fuck-weak-bar-reaction-video-gif-11720276605897341715

[flint bronze]

I love crashing my wiiu 💙
(guess how did i crash)

[quaint pulsar]

Oh good to know😅 because i sendet you one. Sorry for that

[molten radish]

Early morning, North America is pretty good for rank lobby

[stable pond]

splatoon active??

couldnt be

[hollow monolith]

It's active during japan time

Look at this 2 Western players among 5 JP

[molten radish]

I had four ranked matches this morning with JP. The image above is the only one where another US player joined, but that battle timed out, and the other player never rejoined

The first one was all S rank and me, “ no pressure” 😬

[stable pond]

only thing i need is to play against jps🙏🙏

[quaint pulsar]

hi @spark badger

seems that i have a bad day for aiming

[versed carbon]

someone like to play?

[quaint pulsar]

GG

Connection loss... But the batttle has started...

someone without name?

[versed carbon]

@acoustic ferry

[spark badger]

@versed carbon don't worry, our team actually managed to win that match you disconnected

[versed carbon]

i want to play

[acoustic ferry]

Heya

I’ll be free in 1 hour

[versed carbon]

ok ping me when you are ready or md

[acoustic ferry]

@versed carbon im going to play now, wanna join?

[versed carbon]

uuu sorry im downloading updates in my wii u i cant

[acoustic ferry]

Okie dokie

[versed carbon]

There's NO ONE 😄

[molten radish]

There’s me 😀

I saw you disconnected

😞

[acoustic ferry]

Anyone free?

[molten radish]

In turf war right now

One slot left

[versed carbon]

im online

can you play?

[acoustic ferry]

Sure

Im playing ranked rn

[versed carbon]

i made a private room

[acoustic ferry]

Just wait

I’ll join you once this ranked is over

The worst ranked of my life

[versed carbon]

jsjs

join then

[acoustic ferry]

Ah

Can I host the room?

[versed carbon]

ok

[acoustic ferry]

Im getting error to join

Ugh

[versed carbon]

i closed

[acoustic ferry]

Wait

Idk why I’m getting these stupid erros

[versed carbon]

i host the room?

[acoustic ferry]

Finally

Join me

[versed carbon]

on it

[acoustic ferry]

Yay

[versed carbon]

well done

[acoustic ferry]

Nice kills 🥹

Choose the next stage

[versed carbon]

jsj

ramdom

[acoustic ferry]

Splat zones?

[versed carbon]

nah

territori

[acoustic ferry]

Turf war? Then?

[versed carbon]

yes

[acoustic ferry]

Lesgooo

[spark badger]

I'll be available to join: approx. <t:1733358660:R>

[acoustic ferry]

Damn

[versed carbon]

wha

[acoustic ferry]

I was disconnected

[versed carbon]

what happen

.-.

[acoustic ferry]

Join again…

[acoustic ferry]

I’ve sent you a friend request

[versed carbon]

sorry but

i need to do stuffs

[acoustic ferry]

Okay

Np

[spark badger]

having difficulties with matchmaking.

[spark badger]

FINALLY matchmaked (10 minutes or so ago). only for this to happen.

[lethal void]

Hello

Can I join the game?

[spark badger]

sure

if you can

[meager chasm]

Gg

[spark badger]

way too much went wrong there.

gg

a disconnect + teammates who aren't the best with cooperation sure ruins things.

[meager chasm]

Yes

[hollow monolith]

Remember that's a feature not a bug

[hollow monolith]

Can't get worse then this #splatoon message

[spark badger]

⭐

[hollow monolith]

I was amazed on how bad these 3 were i had record all 3 POVs

[meager chasm]

Gg

[spark badger]

I'm done with this.
-# for tonight.

[hollow monolith]

Oh lovely

[meager chasm]

I’m sorry to the SRL coat person that i squidbagged

[hollow wasp]

what's up with the blacck ink?

[meager chasm]

??

[hollow monolith]

Uhh

That’s interesting who was on top of the matchmaking list?

[spark badger]

of course now there's a hacker when I'm not playing.

are they still online?

[hollow wasp]

what details do you need

[spark badger]

@hollow wasp grab their PID or see if your Friend List has the host's PNID
then get video proof and upload to #1231832741612621876

[hollow monolith]

https://github.com/sdlfoundation/sdl-grabber/releases PID grabber

[quaint pulsar]

WiiU can bluescreen??? WHAT!!!

[hollow monolith]

Plugin

[hollow wasp]

okay this might take a while but I'll set it up for that

[spark badger]

the plugin can only grab PIDs from the latest match

meaning if you didn't have the plugin when that match occurred you won't be able to get the player's PID unless you find them in a match again

[hollow wasp]

yeah, I'll see this guy around though I suspect

high chance of non-english hacker...

[glacial umbra]

just won a 3V4

[lyric root]

I crashed at the start of that match. 🫠

[glacial umbra]

hey don't worry, our team still won

[stable pond]

octopuppy wouldve won alone😂

[meager chasm]

It works

[glacial umbra]

yeah, now i can see octolings. yippie!

[latent mango]

Octopuppy is an absolute FIEND

[lyric root]

🙌

[latent mango]

I’m a a lowly level 7 noob i didn’t stand a CHANCE

I guess my internet connection was cut off or something but I was having a pretty good time 😦

[stable pond]

basically won 2v4 aero didnt do shit and we had dc🥲

[latent mango]

I feel really bad for my team mates cause I’m so booty at the game but I’m tryna get better I promise

[stable pond]

do your best

thats all that matters

[hollow wasp]

yeah that is sadly also gold aerospray a bit...

[hollow wasp]

this is a mood, it's kind of suffering if you have a poor lead for aim

[latent mango]

My kd ratio is getting (slightly) better at least so im improving somewhat

I just don’t wanna be a hindrance to other people’s enjoyment of the match, like I don’t want my teammates to be burdened by my incompetence

[hollow wasp]

the best thing you can do then is support slightly behind your ally, with bombs and maybe a bubbler or echo then

dual squelcher is very good for this

[hollow wasp]

sometimes it's just not your day though

[latent mango]

True

[ancient pasture]

we’re back!

[upper wigeon]

sploon

[fathom juniper]

Basically