Splatoon

[inland gulch]

I didnt nothing

[inland finch]

im gonna delete the message though jkust to make sure

[inner shuttle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/775811367100743720.gif?v=1

[thick rampart]

well to be fair you did ask @hollow mason to hack in front of me

OriSip

[golden mist]

GUYS IM ABOUT TO LEAK IMPORTANT SDL STUFF!!!!!
LEAK 1: ||sdl||

[inner shuttle]

[inland gulch]

He wanted it

[thick rampart]

are you both getting a ban? i dunno at this point, i gotta think about it.

[hollow mason]

sick!

[golden mist]

Good idea lol

[hollow mason]

pepe_cross

[zenith fractal]

sdlinput

[inland finch]

i can leak spoontools stuff though xD

[hollow mason]

for a code

trading🤝

[echo gulch]

sharing public codes

right

[hollow mason]

no risc no fun

[hollow mason]

priv codes

[echo gulch]

Ok what kind

[inland finch]

then again there isnt really much to leak

[hollow mason]

japanese stuff

[echo gulch]

My bro is getting scaffold from a leaked code list

[inland finch]

except for that one feature i added recently

[zenith fractal]

what a depressing lobby

[hollow mason]

jumpmaker

didnt had it until yet

[echo gulch]

Isn't that just ESP lines

[hollow mason]

jumpmaker

[inland finch]

which is litterally just lines in the editor xD

[inland gulch]

It's cool

[echo gulch]

Ok and who made it

[hollow mason]

Pluto

[echo gulch]

right

[inner shuttle]

oh i got into an empty lobby

[hollow mason]

tabien

[thick rampart]

why

[inland gulch]

SplashWall

[hollow mason]

how can you screenshot that fast lmao

[thick rampart]

where is that?

oh nvm

i see it

thanks vencord

[echo gulch]

lol

[inland gulch]

thinksmart

[wild gate]

Who is still playing?

[hollow mason]

just a happy smiley

[inner shuttle]

me

[wild gate]

Ima join then

[inland gulch]

💀

[echo gulch]

fucking nazi weirdos

[inner shuttle]

i don't think we're gonna be able to produce a full lobby

[inland gulch]

Normal person

[echo gulch]

@thick rampart

[thick rampart]

oh my god

[echo gulch]

You're asking for it

[hollow mason]

normal guy

[echo gulch]

literally

why did u delete it

[hollow mason]

look up his socail media

[inland gulch]

Brother must be the snitch at school

[echo gulch]

Nah

[inner shuttle]

school?

[echo gulch]

High school

[inner shuttle]

who out here still going to high school!!

i know it ain't me lol

[oblique viper]

Brawl School *

[hollow mason]

Bürger Pommes auf die 1

[oblique viper]

blud is fortnite coach

[echo gulch]

😭

[hollow mason]

zawg

[wild gate]

Check your Friends Tab

[inner shuttle]

stuck in a lobby rn

[zenith fractal]

oh wow

both got removed

[oblique viper]

Why?

[zenith fractal]

no clue

not my concern to be honest lol

[thick rampart]

@echo gulch both are banned.

[echo gulch]

W Imora move

[inner shuttle]

it seemed asked for anyway

[stoic sable]

they were asking for it 100%

[zenith fractal]

yeah

[stoic sable]

i took a screenshot of their pnids just in case but ig i can get rid of that lol

[zenith fractal]

1 of them also used hacks in a splatoon server event

[oblique viper]

Why got they banned?

[thick rampart]

SEND IT

PLEASE

[silent vault]

werent they hackers too

[thick rampart]

THANK YOU

[silent vault]

yep it was them

[thick rampart]

TYSM

[stoic sable]

i managed to keep my recents

[inner shuttle]

literally hackamann

[zenith fractal]

default mii lmao

[inner shuttle]

script kiddies really do think they're elite hackers tho!!

[stoic sable]

they were literally admitting to cheating they 100% asked to be banned so no regrets

[echo gulch]

W

[thick rampart]

huge of you for sending it.

thanks man

[inner shuttle]

welp my 2 person splat lobby is about to die lol

[stoic sable]

gaming

[oblique viper]

When did Tamagochi hacked?

[golden mist]

They learned where params were in static pack and said “yup!”

[snow cape]

meanwhile im stuck on searching for a battle to join

[oblique viper]

Never seen tbh

[fast ruin]

hackamann isnt on my friends list imora

[snow cape]

one day.

[stoic sable]

i didnt even friend em i just still had my recents list

[silent vault]

Kept walking out when the match wasnt started + throwing bombs etc

[fast ruin]

ill get on in a sec

[inner shuttle]

do you think pretendo lobbies will get bigger once nintendo cuts the cord

[stoic sable]

took a ss before turning off my console for the night

[snow cape]

defo steg

[fast ruin]

yes

[stoic sable]

id imagine so

[thick rampart]

huh.

[oblique viper]

Rlly? Wasn't that HackaMan

[zenith fractal]

perhaps

[silent vault]

it was both of them

[zenith fractal]

but it also depends on who would be willing to homebrew

s1 is carried by japan and japan isnt exactly known for homebrewing their consoles

[inner shuttle]

i see

[oblique viper]

But Tamagochi never used bomb spam?

[snow cape]

HUH.

TWO?!

[inner shuttle]

we can make it 4

[silent vault]

oh i must be mistaken about tamagochi but they did walk out several times before rounds started

[stoic sable]

ive been convincing as many of my friends as i can to homebrew now so any discs they buy get updates easily

[snow cape]

holy crap

FOUR

ITS HAPPENING, FIVE

[stoic sable]

tamagochi admitted to using disruptor damage

[fast ruin]

heyyy wait for me

[inner shuttle]

ohh dang updates are going away too?

[snow cape]

TWO M O R E

OH MY GOD ITS HAPPENING WE'RE SO BACK

[wild gate]

I’m in 😄

[snow cape]

we're RIGHT THERE

[inner shuttle]

i had to restart my wii u

wait for me!!

[formal condor]

Yooio

Yoooo*

[zenith fractal]

hmmmm

[snow cape]

we need three again

[echo gulch]

Also BannerOnMyBack has always movable

[snow cape]

someone vanished

[echo gulch]

i clipped them

[graceful crown]

The suspense! Almost a full group!

[zenith fractal]

the 2nd last level 50 is suspicious

[snow cape]

ah dang

[stoic sable]

why not i can boot up again for some more games

[silent vault]

i feel like drawing a splatoon character later, lol

[stoic sable]

i am so sleepy but splatoon calls

[silent vault]

(and also play splat1)

[snow cape]

literally the furthest i'll go with param stuff is like, changing my main gears abilitys, and subs and specials

thats like

that hard-cap for me though

[oblique viper]

Subs and specials can be changed 😭

[snow cape]

yeah, it's actually really easy once you get into it

ONE MORE

[stoic sable]

main gear abilities being changeable is honestly such a good feature in the new ones tho

[inner shuttle]

are you saying you can make your own weapon set?

messed up

[snow cape]

ceris helped me quite a bit on how to do it

[stoic sable]

so do maps just not change

[zenith fractal]

if you use pretendos boss then they likely wont

[stoic sable]

ahh

[inner shuttle]

so just these 2 maps forever?

[snow cape]

ITS HAPPENING

[inner shuttle]

game time

[thick rampart]

it seems banneronmyback is actually hacking

[zenith fractal]

yeah

[stoic sable]

tower control infinitely

[thick rampart]

...another one holy fuck

SolSigh

[inner shuttle]

they are

moving before rtounf

[snow cape]

a

i

i got a com error

[vague wadi]

If they don't can you tell me if the pretendo one is accurate?

[snow cape]

upon it saying go

[vague wadi]

If not might need to adjust smth

[oblique viper]

Moin

[echo gulch]

If someone is on wii u check recent played and find the BannerOnMyBack guy

[thick rampart]

please.

[snow cape]

so did anyone else get com errored instantly

ooh hi imora

[thick rampart]

hi

[snow cape]

this lobby sure is empty

[oblique viper]

@thick rampart can u accept hexjp discord friend request pls

[zenith fractal]

maybe ill get back on for the funnies

[inner shuttle]

banner killed me without turning around i think??

lag probs

[echo gulch]

He uses always movable lol

[inner shuttle]

idk what that means!!

[snow cape]

i got insta comm errored in the last match

pain

[inner shuttle]

yeah this match broke

[thick rampart]

oh thats a side effect?

[echo gulch]

He can move at start and end of the match

[stoic sable]

its long end too

love that

[snow cape]

it did?

[graceful crown]

Oh heck I forgot how weird it feels moving the gamepad to aim

[inner shuttle]

nvm

i got the end screen

we winn

[stoic sable]

3 dcs oof

[wild gate]

WE WON

[graceful crown]

Ah beans, it did crasg

[thick rampart]

comm error?

[wild gate]

Counter on top left is Frozen lol

[snow cape]

uhh

[stoic sable]

yep comm error

[snow cape]

anyone else getting error codes

[zenith fractal]

that probably means the host left

[wild gate]

No

[graceful crown]

Yup. CCan't connect to partner.

[stoic sable]

gotta restart the game

[oblique viper]

@thick rampart can u accept friend request of hexjp please

[wild gate]

Now I have an error

[echo gulch]

are you on wiiu?

[snow cape]

also if anyone wants to friend me go ahead

more the merrier

[silent vault]

y'all can add me too!

[wild gate]

Yes it’s Wii U

[echo gulch]

I asked them if they are on wiiu

[stoic sable]

friends list rly crashed my wii u again

[echo gulch]

because people played on cemu

[wild gate]

Who wants to do a Private Battle Hide N Seek

[stoic sable]

wanted to see if i had banner in my recent players bc i had the other two earlier, but instead i got a crash

[snow cape]

i play through cemu, mainly because yummy 1080p

[oblique viper]

@thick rampart can u accept friend request of hexjp???

Pls

[thick rampart]

what is it specifically?

begging for one won't do anything.

[zenith fractal]

probably trying to appeal the ban

[thick rampart]

i rejected them

[snow cape]

nice

[stoic sable]

it has been literally like 10 minutes

what do they think will happen

[oblique viper]

He want to tell you a thing idk what but a thing plsn

[wild gate]

#1070381730424438814 message

[snow cape]

i mean you can tell said thing right here

[graceful crown]

Whelp, my wii u is stuck searching for a battle to join. Time for a good ol off/on

[thick rampart]

yup.

[zenith fractal]

+1

[thick rampart]

or just screenshot the message

[zenith fractal]

0521

[snow cape]

you getting that error code too?

[zenith fractal]

yep

what was the error prefix again

018-0521

[thorn storm]

018-0521 (3DS/2DS)

Support code detected, press to expand information

[zenith fractal]

lmao

[stoic sable]

o i got in

[snow cape]

yoo we're in

[zenith fractal]

ditto

[snow cape]

three more bay beeeee

yo imora, you want in on this?

[thick rampart]

sure.

[snow cape]

nice.

[stoic sable]

that is a Timer rn

[snow cape]

BOB RIZZ.

[stoic sable]

just watched the timer boost itself like 5 times

[snow cape]

that name is legendary

[stoic sable]

i gotta get a more interesting mii name

[zenith fractal]

lets see if the suspicious person will do suspicious things

[snow cape]

hi zebra

[wild gate]

OH WAIT IM LEVEL 3

[snow cape]

i got comm errored

life is pain

[stoic sable]

UM

[zenith fractal]

HA I KNEW IT

[thick rampart]

WHY

IS THERE A INSTACOVER HACKER??

[stoic sable]

HACKER ALERT :/

[zenith fractal]

100% them

[stoic sable]

i saw my map go half orange :/

[snow cape]

imora do you have any idea why i keep getting insta comm errored

[stoic sable]

bob rizz looks so confused rn fweisngfseb

[thick rampart]

YEP THEY ARE

[snow cape]

so like

[thick rampart]

HE DCED BUT I CAUGHT HIM

[snow cape]

did anyone else get insta kicked

[stoic sable]

hope the pnid is in recent users 🙏

[fast ruin]

I found out why the splatoon news kept on playing over and over everytime I started splatoon

[graceful crown]

Just checking, are other people queuing or am I maybe bugged out as the only one in the queue?

[stoic sable]

we just finished a match

[fast ruin]

Wanna know why? My wii u sd card had 0 bytes available, cleared stuff up and it's working good now!

[graceful crown]

Gotcha

[inner shuttle]

somehow winning against the instacover hacker

[stoic sable]

checking my recents rn

[zenith fractal]

its prolly the same id just a different username

[inner shuttle]

tamagochi is in my lobby?

[zenith fractal]

oooooooooooo

[inner shuttle]

i thought they were banned

[stoic sable]

my console crashed again on friends list...

[zenith fractal]

this is like a sitcom

[wild gate]

Who is Adam & Tamagochi

[zenith fractal]

server only probably

[snow cape]

please dont disconnect me this time game

[stoic sable]

friends list while games are in the background crashes my console rn :/

[formal condor]

Me I'm adam

[wild gate]

HOW ARE YOU LEVEL 50

[stoic sable]

save editor

could not find an available network what do you MEAN

[inner shuttle]

playing with gamepad screen only so as to imagine i actually got the game working on my steam deck

[stoic sable]

my connection does not want me to play, first the empty lobbies now "no wifi"

[wild gate]

Hang on ima go to Weapon Shop

[stoic sable]

it seems that trying to back out of friends list freezes the console???

[wild gate]

I got a New Weapon

[thick rampart]

@echo gulch

[wild gate]

3 to be exact

[zenith fractal]

can confirm

and we still won

[snow cape]

aww yeah

another match

communication error

my life is pain

[stoic sable]

im trying to get back on splatoon bc i seem to have a repeatable issue with friends list

[oblique viper]

102-2814

[thorn storm]

102-2814 (Wii U)

Support code detected, press to expand information

[oblique viper]

Bri

Bro

[stoic sable]

whoa i dont think ive seen this screen on my game rn

[snow cape]

alright grabbed a drink

[snow cape]

time to play some more

[stoic sable]

i WILL join

[snow cape]

i havent seen that screen in EONS

[zenith fractal]

lovely

[stoic sable]

i didnt even join via friends

this just was what appeared

where was this when i was thrown in empty lobbies earlier

[snow cape]

aloooone
at the edge of the universe
humming a tune

[fast ruin]

ah, high quality image i like high quality

[zenith fractal]

we just got a full lobby

[stoic sable]

obs preview moment

[snow cape]

insert joke here

[fast ruin]

gg

[stoic sable]

gg

[formal condor]

Gg

[wild gate]

NO WAY I GOT A DOUBLE BOMB KILL

[snow cape]

this is awesome so many matches

[fast ruin]

yes!!! 👍

[stoic sable]

yes game i know its full i wish to queue

[fast ruin]

agreed

[fast ruin]

oof

[stoic sable]

let me queueeeeee

lol

[fast ruin]

be licks

lucky

[stoic sable]

tried to use friend list to queue in to get the screen from earlier again

but nah

[fast ruin]

chaos

gg

[snow cape]

gg

[wild gate]

Oof

[stoic sable]

you

[snow cape]

YOU. (image of cat getting slammed into flowerpot dirt)

[wild gate]

Lol error

[fast ruin]

communication error

[graceful crown]

And there's the communication error 😦 Just as well, probably need to get ready for pokemon go raid day

Anyone down for some friendlist adds before I head out?

[fast ruin]

sure

[stoic sable]

why not

[fast ruin]

my pnid is ErrorOliver :p

[wild gate]

118-0502

[thorn storm]

118-0502 (Wii U)

Support code detected, press to expand information

[silent vault]

add me, i'm GeneralBokchoy

[stoic sable]

if my friend list will work that is

[high fjord]

connection error?

[snow cape]

my friendlist is open

so

anyone wanna add me, go ahead!!

[fast ruin]

bruh another communcation erorr

[silent vault]

has anyone else's friends list been freezing?? mine froze earlier

[wild gate]

Ok

[stoic sable]

yeah

im getting that issue

[fast ruin]

it happens to me alot when i try to friend ppl and it takes a while (maybe a few minutes) to say it failed and oh, if you press some buttons like the home menu or the tv button or the power button, the whole console freezes

[stoic sable]

console freezes up trying to leave the menu

[silent vault]

yep, what happened to me

does restarting fix it?

[snow cape]

more and more people are joining as nintendos official servers get closer to the end, so things are gonna be a bit laggier

[silent vault]

like, being able to use the menu once you restart

[stoic sable]

im getting errors trying to use it too rn

101-0103

[thorn storm]

101-0103 (Wii U)

Support code detected, press to expand information

[stoic sable]

wheh

what does that even Mean

[silent vault]

quite understandable, i really hope people will move to pretendo splatoon when servers officially shut down although with... less hacking. lol

[echo gulch]

LOOOLLL

[stoic sable]

aaand it is crashed once more

with an error name like "Core Not Implemented" i can see issues abound

[graceful crown]

Hmm, please wait message sticking around. Think I'll screenshot and add everyone a bit later. Thanks for the games everyone! Some crazy nostalgia from it.

[stoic sable]

super fun! hope we get more lobbies in the near future

[wild gate]

POV: When you try to Friend someone and it crashes

[fast ruin]

i mean it is good since it'll be more active

[snow cape]

i am sticking around for a bit longer, wanna get more matches

[snow cape]

oh heck yeah

[silent vault]

mallow and i have been having that issue too

[stoic sable]

once a friend of mine gets their disc i'll have a group of 4 with me some times so games will be a bit faster hopefully

[snow cape]

three more people and we're good

[stoic sable]

yeah the error code says code not implemented

which is a bit weird of an error for something i've been using before today with no issues

[wild gate]

Friend me I want to do Hide N Seek in Private Battles

[stoic sable]

if the friend list worked i'd be adding yall rn but sending reqs is erroring and leaving the applet is crashing

[wild gate]

I got a different crash on the friends list

[snow cape]

we need 3 more and the lobby is ready

[wild gate]

It was Forever Loading and when I try to press the HOME Button it just Froze

[stoic sable]

yep

a freeze more than a crash yeah

[fast ruin]

is it just me or is the green slightly slightly darker on that image?

[wild gate]

Question will Stages Rotate every 4 Hours?

[stoic sable]

not that we've seen today

[snow cape]

THATS RIGHT. IM PLAYING SPLATOON, SLIGHTLY DARKER GREEN EDITION.

everything is the same, except that it's like

3% more green

[fast ruin]

0.4% more darker green?

[snow cape]

totally 100%

[stoic sable]

i started playing around 8 here and it is now 1am here and we have Saltspray Museum forever

[snow cape]

saltspray museum sounds like a fun map combo

we need a tf2 styled mapmaker to fuse them together now

[fast ruin]

saltspray what?

[stoic sable]

museum d'alfonsino as second map

[stoic sable]

museum but we slap a square on it

[snow cape]

isnt that just splat 3 maps

[stoic sable]

fair

[wild gate]

Am I the only person who likes Saltspray

[snow cape]

no no no im here

me

saltspray how i miss you

[wild gate]

We need it in Splatoon 3

[snow cape]

it would be amazing as a tricolor map

[wild gate]

YES

[snow cape]

pov: a comprehensive list of all known saltspray rig enjoyers

[stoic sable]

saltspray museum

[snow cape]

that

that looks so fucking fun

[wild gate]

SIGN ME UP

[snow cape]

PLEASE.

IT LOOKS SO FUN

[stoic sable]

saltspray but open map

[snow cape]

put this map in splat 3 and watch the biggest discourse begin

[stoic sable]

its 2 tetris pieces attached

technically follows the s3 map rules rn fseibgseb

[snow cape]

So you're saying there's a chance.

[stoic sable]

i wish

museum renovation incoming

[snow cape]

everyone looking in horror as SplatoonNA tweets "It looks like Museum d'Alfonsino is going to be undergoing some renovations! Something about old parts of a rig crashing down on it?"

with a blurred out image of them being fused

behind yellow black tape

[stoic sable]

they just drop saltspray in and bulldoze the other spawn to move it

make it a timer thing, saltspray just suddenly drops from a crane

[snow cape]

okay but what if splatoon 4 changes it up to be 4v4v4v4

[wild gate]

YES

wait

[snow cape]

it would be SO FUNNY.

[silent vault]

4 idols

[stoic sable]

i honestly hope we go back to 2 team fests because im not a fan of tricolour since they made it a non-comeback thing

[silent vault]

tbh it would be funny if we had corny boyband idols lol

[stoic sable]

they ruined the comeback mechanic because annoying children said "but i wanna be in the middle wah wah"

[snow cape]

tricolor but changed slightly could be so fun

[wild gate]

Tricolour was 2 v 4 v 2 (technically 4 v 4 still)
But imagine 2 v 2 v 2 v 2
Or a BATTLE ROYALE

[snow cape]

imagine 3v3v3, everyone can get the signal

[stoic sable]

just pick the winning team. it was meant to be a 2 teams beat the winners mode :')

[snow cape]

and there can be up to three signals

ranked mode

boom

fun ranked turf war

(people will still complain about it)

[stoic sable]

ranked turf would be fun tho

im a zones main so ofc id say that

[wild gate]

WHERE IS RANKED TURF WAR PEOPLE

[high fjord]

what is error 118-0513?

[thorn storm]

118-0513 (Wii U)

Support code detected, press to expand information

[stoic sable]

on s2 i got zones, rm and tower to s+ in that order then said fine and got clams to s

i love zones sm but im also a rainmaker main

[snow cape]

Tricolor but 3v3v3, with three ultra signals in play, all teams can grab them and it's a five minute match, with each successful ultra-signal grab taking it down by 45 seconds or so

[stoic sable]

oh god

[snow cape]

i promise you it would be so fun

[stoic sable]

honestly a 3v3v3 would be fun but itd need its own tricolour maps. bring back shifty stations for it

[wild gate]

Who wants to friend me (my friends list is SO VACANT I could fit an Entire Building in it)

[snow cape]

just bring back shifty stations as maps, flat out

like

[stoic sable]

YEAH

[snow cape]

those should just be in

[stoic sable]

i miss shifty stations so much they were so fun

[snow cape]

have some like half assed explanation of like

"you can play these new stages through Off the hooks new "memverse" application! pretty fresh!!! etc etc fish pun.."

[stoic sable]

honestly anything for shifty stations

i love gimmick maps

[snow cape]

true

[wild gate]

I wanna know does the eShop work for y’all

[snow cape]

i have uh

never tried it

[stoic sable]

my friend tried it on cemu and it worked fine

[snow cape]

on like

pretendo

[wild gate]

Yeah

[stoic sable]

they were on nintendo but i dont know if pretendo has it

[oblique viper]

OMG

[snow cape]

pretendo makes an eshop, and proceeds to start giving updates to games

splatoon 1 starts getting new content

[stoic sable]

at that point it is a closed mod store

[oblique viper]

Snich

[stoic sable]

what

[inland gulch]

SNITCHER

[wild gate]

Anyone wanna know what just happened here

#1070381730424438814 message

[stoic sable]

ok

[inland gulch]

He must be the snitch at school 💀

[wild gate]

For context I didn’t send this I just saw it and I was like um ok

[oblique storm]

anyone wanna play splatoon?

[high fjord]

yeah

[oblique storm]

cool, what's your pnid

[high fjord]

you can just be in the lobby we are 2

[oblique storm]

?

oh btw my nintendo network doesn't work...

[high fjord]

ik

thats weird

[oblique storm]

yeah I keep getting an error anytime I try and connect

but you can actually just play with 2 ppl in a lobby??

[high fjord]

PUN9372

[oblique storm]

ah

[high fjord]

sadly no

[oblique storm]

ok that's what I thought

oh well i'll add you in a sec

sent

[high fjord]

i cant open the request

my wii u froze

tf

[stoic sable]

friends list issue rn

few of us earlier had the same problem

[oblique storm]

yk that's happened before to someone I knew

also princelets i sent you a fr (in case you wanna accept)

[stoic sable]

i got an error abt "code not implemented" trying to add someone earlier so im gonna wait til tmr and see if it fixes itself

or if like a fix is put out

[oblique storm]

if you are able to accept it lmk and i'll join/create a room

[high fjord]

done

[oblique storm]

k

i'll make a private room

rn

[high fjord]

im in a classic turf war

[oblique storm]

no pass

oh?

[high fjord]

you can join in with the friend option

[oblique storm]

it says you're offline

[oblique storm]

/having chosen turf war

[oblique viper]

I sent u a friend rec

[oblique storm]

just got it i'll accept in a sec

[high fjord]

it crashed

[oblique storm]

i made another private room

[oblique storm]

oop

[oblique viper]

What are u trying todo?

[oblique storm]

see if you can join the private room (it doesn't have a password so anyone can join)

we're trying to play splat lol

unfortunatly we are having some issues

[oblique viper]

In private?

[high fjord]

we are 3 in lobby

[oblique viper]

Join my private

[oblique storm]

oh hi lol

[high fjord]

hey

[oblique storm]

i don't think 5 more ppl will show up but i would be neat if they did

[thick rampart]

yeah it was fun to play with people here.

i had to manually deal with a couple of hackers though.

[oblique storm]

that sucks

[high fjord]

there was a guy that hacked the game

[oblique storm]

wait so are pub matches actually getting filled now?

[thick rampart]

that seems to be the case.

[oblique storm]

cause usually when I join them they are a ghost town

[high fjord]

I forgot his name but it was something with banner

[oblique storm]

😱 (my excitement rn)

wow

[high fjord]

3 more people and we can play

woopie

[oblique storm]

hopefully more ppl join as the offical servers die down

then more ppl can level up

awhh

[high fjord]

ill keep on trying

[fast ruin]

imma join now

[high fjord]

my friend is installing pretendo as we speak

[fast ruin]

yooo

[silent vault]

Are friend requests working now?

[fast ruin]

imagine cfw on the gamepad itself (not that it would be good)

[oblique storm]

some are i think

[silent vault]

i think i'm gonna hop on again

[atomic swan]

are you guys on a tirf lobby?

or a pb

[oblique viper]

Turf

[oblique storm]

turf

[atomic swan]

Could i join?

[oblique viper]

Sure

[atomic swan]

Ty!

[oblique storm]

absolutely

[atomic swan]

Is it fine if i dont talk here while we play

[fast ruin]

ye

[high fjord]

2 more and we good

[oblique storm]

eeeee so exciting

[silent vault]

Getting on

[fast ruin]

https://tenor.com/view/jonah-hill-yay-african-child-screaming-shouting-gif-15075902

[oblique storm]

my wii u crashed

i'll be back in a sec

[oblique viper]

Bruh

[high fjord]

3 humans left and we good

[silent vault]

I'm in

[oblique storm]

i'm on my way back lol

OH MY GOD

WE'RE IN

[high fjord]

LETS GO

[thick rampart]

i can join back in if you want

hopefully no hackers this time

because im tired to deal with em

[snow cape]

oh shoot wait people are still gaming?

im getting in on this

[fast ruin]

gg

[high fjord]

ggs

[oblique storm]

g

gg

first public match on pretendo ever for me

[high fjord]

oh we had a disconnection

[oblique storm]

lets freaking go

[high fjord]

same

[oblique storm]

now they just need to update maps

[fast ruin]

its getting active at this time, a few hours ago it was really consistant, say like 5 or 7 matches full players with not much delay

[oblique storm]

but these are honestly really good maps

[oblique storm]

🫨

[snow cape]

no dont you see

saltspray rig and museeum d'alfonsino are all thats ever existed

[silent vault]

Noooooo it froze

[snow cape]

that's all the maps in the game ever

[silent vault]

I got a comm error

[stoic sable]

this is where i make the combo map a sticker so i can randomly post it bc its cursed

[snow cape]

hi cabbage

[silent vault]

Hey fizzin!

[fast ruin]

he/she is a real cabaagee

[silent vault]

Yes indeed, they are a real cabbage and the cabbage is very cool

[stoic sable]

i now have this on hand as a sticker

[snow cape]

if someone ever makes that a real map i vote for it to be officially added

[fast ruin]

gg

[oblique storm]

gg

[fast ruin]

YES I GOT LEVEL 9

[high fjord]

damn level 3 already

[oblique storm]

good job

[silent vault]

I may have to leave for a while soon since I'm having a late dinner lol
But for now I'm playing splatoon

[stoic sable]

i dont know why im still online it is 2:30am

[silent vault]

It's 10:35 pm here

[oblique storm]

same

[silent vault]

Raaaahhhh people pls join

[oblique storm]

rahh

[snow cape]

that was so fun

ggs

[oblique storm]

gg

[silent vault]

Please, I am lonely 😭 OH YAY PEOPLE ARE JOINING LOL

[snow cape]

hi cabbage (again)

[oblique storm]

uneven numbers suck 😭

[silent vault]

Hello fizzin (again)

Rahhhhh only 4 people I can't wait until pretendo servers are more populated

[snow cape]

they are way more populated than in the earlier days

[silent vault]

I'm about to beg anyone who has a Wii u to join

[fast ruin]

gg

[oblique storm]

gg

[oblique storm]

so true

imma change weapon and rejoin

[fast ruin]

should i really have a bottle with 1.25 litres on my wii u?

[snow cape]

i mean if you ever wanna turn off your wiiu forever, you're one spill away

[fast ruin]

the bottle is closed

im thinking about the weight

[snow cape]

dont test bottlecaps

those things will open somehow

[oblique storm]

"one spill away" 💀

[snow cape]

there's a reason they're currency in fallout

me and silvy, joining the third lobby in a row staring at eachothers names:

https://tenor.com/view/ian-insanity-bloons-tower-defense6-cymbal-monkey-monkey-gif-23755944

[fast ruin]

aaaa

[high fjord]

what was that number

[oblique storm]

got me lo

[fast ruin]

for me that happens when i open the bottle for the first time, but this bottle hasnt been opened for the first time yet

communication error

[snow cape]

the universe will open it

just give it time

[oblique storm]

comms error

[fast ruin]

how long

[silent vault]

Yea having anything containing liquid on your Wii u is not the best idea

[snow cape]

5

[oblique storm]

gonna do an internet test to see if my connection is just bad

[fast ruin]

i just realised i played splatoon🥄for 3 hours straight

[silent vault]

Probably not just you, I've been having comm errors nonstop today

[fast ruin]

5 miliseconds? 5 seconds? 5 minutes? 5 hours? 5 years? 5 centuries?

[silent vault]

Servers might be having issues

[snow cape]

4

[fast ruin]

i see

[oblique storm]

perchance

[snow cape]

three more and we're in fora match

two more

hi cabbage (3)

[silent vault]

Me and a few others were having issues with the friend request section hanging when trying to close the app

Hello again Fizzin, (x3 multiplier)

[snow cape]

going for the high score!!!!!!!

[silent vault]

RAISE THOSE NUMBERS WOOHOO

[snow cape]

soon™️

[silent vault]

That's me, cabbage

It's i

[snow cape]

real.

[fast ruin]

@silent vault

[silent vault]

Thank you, I completely glossed over that !!

[fast ruin]

It's me! ErrorOliver! Wahoo!

[silent vault]

Argh

[snow cape]

one of these days

we'll get into a match

and when we do, it'll be the day krab fries

[silent vault]

Yes

[oblique storm]

i'm rejoining

(hopefully)

[fast ruin]

the what what

[snow cape]

YOU HEARD ME.

[silent vault]

I have 2 friend requests this is bugging me I wanna accept

[fast ruin]

oh, i must be deaf then

[snow cape]

one slot left

who shall it be

[fast ruin]

hexsaikidrums

[snow cape]

hi imora

[fast ruin]

YES!

[thick rampart]

hi

[snow cape]

we're so back

we're gaming

[fast ruin]

GG

[snow cape]

gg

[oblique storm]

GG

[high fjord]

gg wow

.4

[snow cape]

truly a close match

[fast ruin]

yess

[thick rampart]

wait

is there someone hacking?

...yes there is

💀

[fast ruin]

bro

[thick rampart]

and he crashed us.

[snow cape]

DID

[thick rampart]

rip

[fast ruin]

i got a bsod

BROO

[snow cape]

DID I JUST CRASH.

[oblique storm]

wii u crashed

oh

every one did

[snow cape]

who and why

[oblique storm]

someone on my team hacked

[high fjord]

wii u crashed

[thick rampart]

the japenese guy

[oblique storm]

i saw them send out like 5 suction bomb

[thick rampart]

he was spamming bombs

[snow cape]

pain

[oblique storm]

yeah

[snow cape]

i dont get it

[fast ruin]

atleast it automatticly restarts after a bsod

[oblique storm]

bro i got jumpscared

it's 11 at night for me wtf

[fast ruin]

same

[wild gate]

OH MY

[oblique storm]

wait i have japenese guy friended i think

[snow cape]

unfriend him

[thick rampart]

the PNID

please

send i t

[oblique storm]

will do

[snow cape]

yeah

first pnid

[thick rampart]

before removing it

[snow cape]

so they can be like

obliterated

[thick rampart]

thank you.

[oblique storm]

obv they were the only ones online on splat

so they didn't get bsod'd

while all of us did

[high fjord]

whats bsod?

[thick rampart]

so hes the hacker.

[oblique viper]

.,.

[oblique storm]

one of their hacks must've been too much for our wii u's

[oblique storm]

yeah

[oblique storm]

and so they crashed

[snow cape]

im on cemu and it still caused a crash

[oblique storm]

oh jeez

[snow cape]

whatever they used was pretty dang explosive

[oblique storm]

that's a little scary that someone can just snap us out like that

is there a way to report these players...(to pretendo i mean)

[thick rampart]

only from juxt for now.

[oblique storm]

hmm

well imma leave now

[thick rampart]

and they don't have a juxt profile too btw

[snow cape]

im still gonna try and play a few matches

[oblique storm]

have fun

see y'all

[inner shuttle]

joining in

how long is it gonna be these two maps lol

[snow cape]

forever, as these are clearly the ONLY maps to ever exist

[inner shuttle]

i see..

never realized how long 4 hours was

[wild gate]

My Internet is Gone

[silent vault]

Yeah I can't wait for these maps to change

[silent vault]

Did the Wii u break your internet or something
I hope it wasn't a ddos attack or smth (if that's even possible within Splatoon)

[snow cape]

did that uh

hacker like

mess up the wii u side

[wild gate]

Lemme try and Fix it

[silent vault]

This is concerning I genuinely hope that's not the case

[inland gulch]

A DDoS from Splatoon is not possible

[silent vault]

Ok good

I'm just paranoid, lol

[snow cape]

a ddos, or in other words

an octoling invasion

(octoling rendezvous starts playing)

[wild gate]

The News in Splatoon is Working so maybe it fixed itself?

[thick rampart]

im the only one playing as a octoling though?

[snow cape]

i'm technically an octoling atleast on my side

using a mod so i can be octoling boy visually

[thick rampart]

oh fair enough

[wild gate]

ITS WORKING

[snow cape]

YOOOO

[thick rampart]

yeah normally theres only the female octoling on s1

technically playable with hacks though

[snow cape]

oh well yeah

[thick rampart]

without replacing the inkling girl

[snow cape]

rival unpatch, right?

[thick rampart]

yep

well you can use it after NN shuts down

since that won't be bannable anyway

[snow cape]

i personally use this one https://gamebanana.com/mods/288292

[thick rampart]

ah okay. yeah i use rival unpatch

[snow cape]

i like the unused splat 2 octo boy hair

[thick rampart]

so people see me as a inkling girl

SolSipStatic

[snow cape]

nah, i see you as octo

i got unpatch as well

[thick rampart]

like the actual one?

nice!

[snow cape]

[thick rampart]

i did notice it looks weird with custom colors

[snow cape]

my favorite one is the one i just sent

[silent vault]

I'm so angry that so many cool hairstyles were unused lol

[thick rampart]

its kinda of funny

[snow cape]

but im using one that is uhhh

the splat 3 octos

[inner shuttle]

i don't need an octoling i just need a new boy inkling hairstyle lol

[snow cape]

found it

https://gamebanana.com/mods/418391

this is the current one im using

i've been a chronic octoling nerd since i first saw them

hi cabbage (x4 combo!)

[silent vault]

HI FIZZIN (x4 combo!)

[snow cape]

two more and the lobby is full

so wacky

[silent vault]

I can't wait until I can friend people >:(

[fast ruin]

my wii u is okay, so i think its not the hacker, prob just your wii u

[snow cape]

my wii u is fine, as i'm using cemu to play currently

OH FUCK.

[inner shuttle]

that's me!

oh

why are we capitalizing

[snow cape]

[wild gate]

I found me too

[snow cape]

hacker guy

who like crashed us

[inner shuttle]

oh funnn

is it time to leave

oop

[wild gate]

Shoot

[snow cape]

if you get the PNID send it

[inner shuttle]

idk how

[silent vault]

Wtf

[fast ruin]

the hacks

[snow cape]

record it

[inner shuttle]

time to look in the other direction

[snow cape]

hi cabbage (ingame)

killed the hacker, ez

[wild gate]

He’s Gone

COVER

[fast ruin]

I took a couple of screenshots of that, if u want it i can get the files from my wii u of the screenshots

[oblique viper]

I think he want that u see that he hacks or Something

[silent vault]

They crashed the game again

[fast ruin]

bsod?

[wild gate]

it didn’t crash my Game this time

[silent vault]

Not a bsod but it kicked me out of the match

[fast ruin]

no bsod for me too

[inner shuttle]

aren't you the guy that just got banned

[fast ruin]

oh

[oblique viper]

Yes?

[wild gate]

Gameplay wise he was being Unfair on us but at least he was fair to our Consoles this time

[silent vault]

I'm so annoyed
I just want to relax and play Splatoon lol

[snow cape]

same

[inner shuttle]

grahhh

i don't wanna play splat2

[wild gate]

Don’t Rejoin the Hacker is back

[silent vault]

Ugh I just rejoined

[snow cape]

hi cabbage (x5)

[silent vault]

I'm sorry I didn't know

[wild gate]

Well Poop

[silent vault]

Hi again

[inner shuttle]

time to sit in spawn again

[snow cape]

you're good don't worry

[inland gulch]

@thick rampart

[wild gate]

ITS SHOOTING THROUGH THE BARRIER

[snow cape]

yeah

someone please record

[silent vault]

I recorded

Off my phone

[inner shuttle]

this is gruesome

[wild gate]

I bombed him and no damage

[silent vault]

Just got eating dinner sorry for the plate on my desk lol

[snow cape]

so how's everyones days going

[silent vault]

It's going alright, moved some furniture

[wild gate]

sings a revamped version of Kill Bill by SZA

[snow cape]

nice, i got a couch i have to move out soon

[boreal mango]

Bruh what the hell

Why can't people just play NORMALLY

[inner shuttle]

i kinda figured that fan servers wouldn't have hackers because everybody would be.. fans..

[silent vault]

They keep crashing the game for me

[boreal mango]

Every server will have hackers, it's sadly inevitable

[silent vault]

I keep getting connection errors

My Internet is fine

[snow cape]

this isn't even like a thing of pain

[wild gate]

HACKER IS BACK

[snow cape]

it's just kinda disheartening

[wild gate]

DONT JOIN

[inner shuttle]

meh.. if one or two of us leaves they can't have fun anymore

but neither can we :/

[silent vault]

I mean there's always private battles, but the friends list is crashing currently

[wild gate]

Yes

[snow cape]

if anyone wants to add me as a friend you're free to

[wild gate]

Who wants to be Host

[fast ruin]

oh hes gone now

i think'

[snow cape]

don't join still

probably just waiting to do the old

"one player slot left"

there it is

lmfao

[fast ruin]

'HES IN

he left

[snow cape]

called it

[wild gate]

Turn your Console Off & Back On

[silent vault]

Its basically futile they're probably sitting in chat rn laughing

[snow cape]

to be honest, they're probably just doing it out of spite for the splat community, because they're messing around with friends in a rude way, or they haven't touched grass in a while

not much can really be done at this time though, which sucks

[wild gate]

Ok who is Host for Private Battle

[silent vault]

Hopefully we can get private battles working

[snow cape]

UH.

[inner shuttle]

.wow

they really just

[snow cape]

alright so they're just

[silent vault]

What happened?

[inner shuttle]

n word username

[snow cape]

yeah

[silent vault]

Oh god

[fast ruin]

thats the n-word

[wild gate]

EW

[snow cape]

oh well

they dont get their fun anymore

[silent vault]

The person probably has infinite alts too

[snow cape]

alright who's hosting

[wild gate]

yeah who is hosting?

[inner shuttle]

we love skids with nothing else to do

[wild gate]

I’ll Friend the Host

[fast ruin]

Me

I'll host

[snow cape]

alright, send your pnid

so we can join in

[silent vault]

Y'all add me

[wild gate]

Send them in our DMs

Just in case

[snow cape]

ignore this pnid though

[silent vault]

We should make a group DM lol

[fast ruin]

Wait, ur hosting?

[fast ruin]

👍

[inner shuttle]

works for me

[silent vault]

Nah but my friends list is working

[thick rampart]

again?

[silent vault]

Finally

[thick rampart]

please record

someone

[fast ruin]

Just for sending the code and then we chat in here normally