Splatoon

[plush venture]

Splan 2 or 3

[golden mist]

Well i dont see bricking, unless u ran both at the same time maybe. Idk tho ORR if storage size is different

[plush venture]

Maybe 2 honestly I haven’t opened it in a while

[fresh vigil]

fuck i dont have that anymore aaaa

nor splat 3

[plush venture]

Are you not a Nintendo switch gamer

[fresh vigil]

im a broke hoe what to you expect

lmao

[golden mist]

Too poor

[plush venture]

Nothing wrong with not switch gaming

Switch feld off anyway🗣️

[wise marlin]

Too broke

[plush venture]

Joycons more like BOYcons

[golden mist]

NSO empties my wallet too quick

[plush venture]

I only play with the MANpad

[fresh vigil]

i have animal crossing and....thats it atm

[wise marlin]

Also I heard it has drift, communication error, MONEY

[golden mist]

Ayo

The wii u has a game file called men.rpx

😎

[plush venture]

😎

I regret buying games on switch

[fresh vigil]

i want that now lmfao free men file yes pls

[golden mist]

Figure out when you play MEN for the Nintendo Wii U™️

[plush venture]

It’ll die in like 5 years and it would feel very backwards to emulate like a sonic game when I could just buy it on steam

I only buy first party games now

But even then switch has NO games🗣️

Totk BAD, Mario Kart 8 BAD

[narrow quest]

I hate salmon run now

[wise marlin]

Bye forever then

[plush venture]

Why do you hate it yog

[narrow quest]

In pro +3 I had an afk teammate

[plush venture]

Sounds painful

[narrow quest]

How do you go afk in pro+3

[golden mist]

Tbh i feel like gaming is hitting a peak, and its gonna start going down from here. Performance in the ps5 and xbox X is crazy, games such as mk8dx and ssbu are just combination games of stuff in the past, like, idk i dont see a rise from here, at least for much longer

[narrow quest]

We must implement Neo machine in every game to continue advancing

[fresh vigil]

Nintendo die out in 5 years teehee

Jk

[plush venture]

I think the next step for a lot of that are doing that sort of this is the ULTIMATE game like mk8 and ultimate is just have less characters and have each character be extremely unique and have several new options

Even Splatoon 3

[narrow quest]

Side Order will be the peak of gaming

[golden mist]

True

[plush venture]

You don’t need 10 billion shooters when you could have 5 very indepth weopons that could be learned over the course of several months or even years

[narrow quest]

All shooters on ps5 and Xbox are basically copy and pasted then sold for $60

[plush venture]

When you have a game that has so much like ultimate or mk8 it all feels very samey and not very special

[wise marlin]

true lol

[plush venture]

Like I don’t care that Minecraft Steve is in smash and that should be the coolest thing ever

[golden mist]

But like where will they go from there makes me curious. I can kind of see it in smwonder i guess, where they try innovating, and tbh their hand is going to be forced to, i just hope they do a good job at it

[wise marlin]

Splatoon is unique at least.

[narrow quest]

And they have yearly releases for a shooter game

I’m glad Nintendo could enter the shooter genre to make a good and unique game

[plush venture]

They’re doing a good job with Zelda which has me hopeful, and there’s even more room to grow with Zelda like continuing to make the overworld more interesting and such

[golden mist]

Until connection error has occurred

[plush venture]

I am too

They killed it with Splatoon

[golden mist]

TRUE i forgot abt zelda

[narrow quest]

That doesn’t have yearly releases or paid purchases other than the single player and cosmetic dlc

So basically Fortnite🤯

[golden mist]

They have said they dont care about the old way of games so i think theyre going to start with some more new stuff soon

[plush venture]

Zelda is like their only franchise that is really innovating right now though

[golden mist]

Yeaa

[plush venture]

I think that’s the switches doing more than anything

[narrow quest]

They said side order will be innovative in a Japanese interview

[plush venture]

Super popular console that people will buy games on you don’t really need to push yourself to the limits like you did with Wii U or GameCube

[narrow quest]

Idk how innovative though

[plush venture]

The switch sells itself, the games sold the Wii U

[plush venture]

Oooooo i Hope nogami is cooking 🔥

[golden mist]

The wii was a masterpiece and i can see where nintendo tried to put that in the switch. They were extremely successful, but not quite on the mark

[narrow quest]

Garten of ban ban chapter 4 might be wave 3 of splatoon 3

[plush venture]

I hope this next Nintendo console flops so we get some AMAZING games🗣️

[narrow quest]

It prob will

[golden mist]

REAL

[narrow quest]

It happens every other generation for Nintendo

[golden mist]

And get a dedicated player base

[plush venture]

That’s the Nintendo curse

Literally

[narrow quest]

Can’t wait for arms 2!!!

[plush venture]

I wish I liked arms like I like splantoo

[golden mist]

Everyones already calling it the switch pro, which whether they know it or not is where the wii u failed 😭

[narrow quest]

With the Legs Expansion

[plush venture]

LOLLLLL

Switch pro has been rumored since the original was released

[golden mist]

Yea

[narrow quest]

I’m hoping for the Nintendo 3ds 2

[plush venture]

The only way I see them messing up is if they lean too heavily into the portable side of the console

[golden mist]

They prolly wouldve already released it i feel like🫠

[narrow quest]

Backwards compatible with Wii U and ps5!

[plush venture]

It’s definitely going to be portable which is nice because I love portable

[golden mist]

Nintendo 4DS

[narrow quest]

Same

I hope it gets a splatoon game within a year of release like the switch did

[plush venture]

I also hope this next controller has some interesting button colors because Nintendo loves to base their UI off their controllers

[narrow quest]

Like the XABY buttons on the new 3ds xl

I hope it has good triggers

[plush venture]

This is such a downgrade

All because the buttons aren’t quirky

[golden mist]

Splatoon 3 and totk has put nintendo in a weird spot tho. 2 good mainline games competing with the predecessor on the same console, + testing the console lifespan. They really relied on the switch continuing to lead to profit, so the games could last. Now they are having to make a new console to make up for the loss, leaving splatoon 3 and totk in this valley of “too expensive, too late” and “new console to play anyways”

Dang y i writing a whole essay 😭

[wise marlin]

🔥

[plush venture]

It is a funky spot they’ve put themselves in

[golden mist]

Where the creative ui go 😭😭😭

[wise marlin]

2020s :

[plush venture]

This next console could flop just because the recent switch games are so popular

[wise marlin]

2020s Focused On simple stuff

[plush venture]

Or they could have a ds 3Ds backwards compat kind of thing

[golden mist]

Yea. They really gonna need backward compatibility to save it

[golden mist]

Yea this

[plush venture]

YUUP

[golden mist]

Lol

[wise marlin]

The name would be cool like Cloud Switch I guess

[golden mist]

🥲

[orchid merlin]

Im so fkin rusty at Splatoon now

I suck bruh

[wise marlin]

Well everyone has that

[orchid merlin]

Can't even get past 5 sniper kills

[orchid merlin]

Bro,Japanese players haven't lost their touch

Like bro

They a diff breed

[wise marlin]

Just need to get 5 month of plays on pretendo

and your magiclly better

[orchid merlin]

Yes

[wise marlin]

You are holding back

[golden mist]

Tbh where there isnt backwards compatibility, emulators come in and say “look here we are we play all on ur computer” like nintendo saw that with the nes snes gb genesis gba and n64 NSO things but like the emulation sucks plus im not going to pay for a subscription to rent the games 🫠

[orchid merlin]

Kinda

[wise marlin]

But you don't realised it

[orchid merlin]

Emulators are sometimes good

[golden mist]

Tldr: Physical games are better investment

[orchid merlin]

Lotsa bugs but it's good

[plush venture]

Steam really opened my eyes to why I don’t like buying non first party games on game consoles

[golden mist]

Yea

[orchid merlin]

NO WONDER WHY NO ONE JOINED

[plush venture]

Backwards compatibility is never guaranteed

[orchid merlin]

The maps changed

[golden mist]

Yeaaaaaaaaaaaa

[orchid merlin]

Delusion imma u

[wise marlin]

Probally ranked full

[orchid merlin]

Prolly

[plush venture]

It feels great to get full lobbies

[orchid merlin]

Agreed

[plush venture]

And I’m happy the discord didn’t die

Win win

[narrow quest]

I hope the next console is as versatile as the 3ds was

You could do everything on a 3ds

[golden mist]

Huh?

Im prolly just slow so mb

Y not make one

[plush venture]

Star doesn’t have a Wii U

[narrow quest]

I don’t think you can on Cemu

I mean he could make it on a 3ds

[golden mist]

. Where the otp and seeprom files come from then

[golden mist]

True

[orchid merlin]

Bro nnid's aren't free?

[plush venture]

The switch is so cute to hold after holding the steam deck for so long

[thick rampart]

i mean you can only get them from your own console files

[narrow quest]

Try a switch lite after the steam deck

I want one

[golden mist]

Then where did he get his

🏴‍☠️

[narrow quest]

I’ll probably buy one in 2024

[plush venture]

I would crush it into crumpled plastic

[plush venture]

I promise you it’s life changing yogi

[thick rampart]

even if he got a otp and seeprom from someone else the NNID wouldn't be able to login

[narrow quest]

It’s already so small compared to the regular and oled

[plush venture]

You keep your games forever, and valve has amazing customer support

[narrow quest]

I love valve

They made my favorite single player game ever

[plush venture]

Gabbin 🤩

[golden mist]

Oh true

[narrow quest]

Portal 2

[golden mist]

I was thinking the pretendo ones

[plush venture]

You keep hyping up portal I need to buy it

[narrow quest]

I bought portal 2 three times

It is amazing

[fresh vigil]

LMAo

OOPS

[plush venture]

LOLL

[fresh vigil]

LMAO

GOOFED UP

[golden mist]

LOL

[fresh vigil]

why did i click that smh

[narrow quest]

you would love wheatley

[golden mist]

Im definitely gonna rename the us one to that now lol

[narrow quest]

i'm about to buy it again on switch as a matter of fact

I did it

[golden mist]

Nice

[narrow quest]

i have now bought it 4 times

[golden mist]

My switch screen still broke so no gamepad for me 😂

[golden mist]

WHA

crazy

[narrow quest]

do you use a modded switch as a gamepad?!?!?!

[golden mist]

Gamepad mode* and no the switch is patched

[narrow quest]

i told you that i LOVE portal 2

and when i buy a steam deck i will buy it a 5th time

Portal 2 is life.

[golden mist]

…🤦‍♂️

L

*K

K

Not L

[narrow quest]

sadly valve doesnt know how to count to 3

[golden mist]

Whoops

[golden mist]

Silly people its easy

[narrow quest]

1

2

[golden mist]

1,7,4,9,1038,19,3

[narrow quest]

spinoff for steam deck

i failed

it really is hard to do

[golden mist]

Dang

Welp

Dw

I think school teaches u that

Or college idk

[narrow quest]

brb

[golden mist]

K

[golden mist]

whoa

People playing 😱

[plush venture]

Filled up very fast

🔥

[golden mist]

I should finish the custom map i was working on 🙃

[golden mist]

Oh wow nice 😎

You need a console to make one…

Just buy a cheap “broken” console

[narrow quest]

I will install every splatoon game on the steam deck after dumping them

[golden mist]

Just like $20

[golden mist]

Smirt

[narrow quest]

And I will use it to become a portal2enjoyer

[golden mist]

Honestly if it really runs that well imma look into getting a steam deck

[golden mist]

… 🙃

[narrow quest]

I’ll buy one by February 2024

[plush venture]

I would never call you out for being a level 1 noob.

[plush venture]

Splan 1 runs excellent on steam deck

And has the benifit of having 4 extra buttons on the back

[golden mist]

How bout 2 or 3?

[golden mist]

Ooooooo

[plush venture]

I haven’t tested 2 or 3 just because they can’t do online

[golden mist]

Ohhhhh

[plush venture]

So I don’t have a big desire to play them other than on switch but I think switch games run well on steam deck aswell

[golden mist]

Nice

[plush venture]

I will be installing the s2 global testfire soon so I’ll see how it does with that

[golden mist]

👀 ight

[drifting solstice]

how tf did we win

[narrow quest]

Play through octo expansion on gabe newtons modded switch

[ripe tendon]

I'm going to be stealing and modifying this for my next letter to Nintendo should the need arise

Not for splatoon or mk8 mind you

[golden mist]

….. idek

[narrow quest]

How could you cheat on an 8 year old children’s game blanch 💔

On a dead console too

[golden mist]

😭😭😭how dare he

[plush venture]

Did you really think I was that good with Neo machine through pure skill…

WRONG

Speaking of

[narrow quest]

I love my Steam Deck!

[plush venture]

I am now motivated to level up in sploon 2 to unlock machine again

Do I dare look up the kits and be disappointed

[narrow quest]

I will join you

[golden mist]

Savemii 2 👀

[plush venture]

LETS GOOO

[golden mist]

Real

[narrow quest]

I also love my gaming pc!

[plush venture]

s2 machine kits look AWWSOME

Motivation acquired

[plush venture]

Nice phone

[narrow quest]

I will be playing SPLOOSH

[golden mist]

Same!

[narrow quest]

WHAT

[golden mist]

Nah my samsung TG014 is my phone 😎

[narrow quest]

THE SQUARE IS FINE

THEY LIED TO US

I’m joining branch

Blanck

Branck

[golden mist]

Lemme go get mine rq

[narrow quest]

Black

[golden mist]

Nvm lol too tired

Imma sleep

[narrow quest]

I love my valve index!

[golden mist]

👌

[narrow quest]

Milishus intent

[plush venture]

Branch gaming time

[narrow quest]

I am on standby

[plush venture]

Very weird seeing yogi in splan 2

[narrow quest]

Play octo expansion on the smoke deck

[plush venture]

I must

[drifting solstice]

wii u emulation is also kinda laggy when compiling shaders

so

[plush venture]

Compiling shaders is my guilty pleasure

I delete them just to recompile

[hollow latch]

Its laggy on everything when compliling shaders.

Even top of the line machines.

[narrow quest]

Gg

[plush venture]

Yogi is octoexpansioned out the wazoo

Gg

Dressed head to toe in tartar gear

[narrow quest]

I am a machine at splatoon 2

A Neo machine

[plush venture]

Some might say

I am some

[narrow quest]

You are a Neo machine blanch

Trust me

[plush venture]

Splatoon 2 was my first Splatoon

[narrow quest]

I started with s1 but I wasn’t good I til s2

[hollow latch]

S2 was my first Splatoon as well.

Then 1 and 3.

[drifting solstice]

s1 was mine

i didnt play s2

same

i love when s1 crashes on cemu

[plush venture]

Gg

[narrow quest]

We def didn’t win

Gg

[plush venture]

CLOSE

[drifting solstice]

and this

[narrow quest]

At least I looked cool while doing it

[plush venture]

I started with s2 and it is my least favorite therefore nastolgia is not real

I still like the game though

[narrow quest]

It is a hard choice for me

S2 feels better to play but I have the nostalgia for s1

Gg

[plush venture]

Gg

[narrow quest]

You might be cursed

To never sploon this gaming session

😔

[plush venture]

I am now playing with pro controller

Therefore 💰

[narrow quest]

I am doing handheld

[fresh vigil]

i need to stop playing soup before i throw my game pad

[narrow quest]

Gg

[plush venture]

Yogi you are an s2 FIEND

Gg

Wanna play samon run

On s3

[narrow quest]

I bet gave newton is playing splatoon 3 on his steam deck rn

[narrow quest]

Sure

It keeps correcting me from gabe to gave😭😭😭

What rank are you for salmon run blanch?

[plush venture]

(How do we make a lobby)

[narrow quest]

I’ll make one

[plush venture]

How do I check again

Oh wow

I’m profresh 2

I always rank myself down to overachiver

[plush venture]

Shows you offline

[narrow quest]

One sec

I prob have appear offline on

[plush venture]

Pretendo throwback

I need more silver scales

I desire s2 slop suit

[narrow quest]

Try now

I must remake it

[plush venture]

Shows you online

[narrow quest]

Good

[plush venture]

Just not joinable

There we go

[narrow quest]

I had to favorite you

Rooms made

[plush venture]

LOLLLL

Good tutorial liked and subscr 👍

[narrow quest]

Three dynamo swipes for a cohauk is FOUL

[plush venture]

I’ll try hard samon run

So you don’t derank

[narrow quest]

YOU WILL REGRET IT

[plush venture]

Surely I’ll be good at samon if I’m good at turf

[narrow quest]

TRUST ME

[plush venture]

Surely

[narrow quest]

SALMON RUN IS TORTURE PAST PRO+2

and I have Stockholm syndrome 🥰🥰🥰

[plush venture]

That is why I always derank to overachiver 🔥

Samon run dead, s1 is the new hot 🗣️

[narrow quest]

It’s fresh

dc😍

feels like home

and i am down to 10 points on pro+3 now

$20 a year😍

[plush venture]

YOU BACKSTABBER

[narrow quest]

we should be paying 200

[plush venture]

left me for the salmons..

[narrow quest]

i dced as soon as i spawned

IM SORRY😭

forgive me branch

[fresh vigil]

i may buy spoon 2 again next month

[plush venture]

You have my ranch blessing

Remake lobby

[narrow quest]

kk

[plush venture]

We got KILLED

[fresh vigil]

lmfao

[narrow quest]

hopefully the blessing pleases the switch online overlords

idc if i rank down atp

[plush venture]

You are now yogi yogi

Oh

[narrow quest]

what

[plush venture]

The game said yogi yogi as your displau name

But that is simply not the case!

[narrow quest]

i am reaching my full yogi power

the world will not be able to handle it

[plush venture]

We are overachivING

[narrow quest]

splatoon fr

[plush venture]

Good first round

[narrow quest]

the refresh rate😍

NOOOOOOO

[plush venture]

Wow!

[narrow quest]

gg

[plush venture]

My heart feels like it’s bleeding!

Gg

Salmon is so STREEEESFUL

[narrow quest]

ikr

[plush venture]

It’s literally just the flyfish for me

[narrow quest]

i have 0 points for pro +3

should i keep going

[plush venture]

Do you wanna

I’m having fun

[narrow quest]

i am too

we will save my career at grizzco!!!!

[plush venture]

Finally minimum wage!!

[narrow quest]

YES

[plush venture]

I’m going to just focus on killing

No eggs for me

Or minimum

[narrow quest]

kk

[plush venture]

WE ARE CRUSHING

[narrow quest]

YES

DAMN

[plush venture]

DANG

Gg

[narrow quest]

THAT WAS CLOSE

gg

[plush venture]

We will win

[narrow quest]

soon enough

pay retained

we are close to king

[plush venture]

Yogi next matching makinh let’s do leap frog

I’ll show you

[narrow quest]

kk

i know how to do it

[wise marlin]

I love how people playing splatoon 2 and not nn splatoon 1

[narrow quest]

WE DID IT

[plush venture]

Me and yogi can turf

[narrow quest]

WAVE 1

[plush venture]

WOO

[drifting solstice]

as soon as i joined

[wise marlin]

Wii u going to my house in a few hours

[narrow quest]

YES

[drifting solstice]

there was a hacker on my team

[plush venture]

LETS GOOOOO

[narrow quest]

YESSSS

WE DID IT

MY CAREER IS SAVED

[plush venture]

First salmon win in like 7 months

Yogi you are godly at salmon GOODNESS

[narrow quest]

do you see why i have stockholm syndrome

[narrow quest]

half of my s3 hours are for salmon run

[plush venture]

😨

[narrow quest]

i love it

most of the time anyways

i lied when i said i hated it

NOOOOOOOOOO

[plush venture]

My EARS

the boss horn with the dying sound with the loss sound

[narrow quest]

we were nuked😔

shall we keep going

[plush venture]

Let’s play some turf

[narrow quest]

or do turf

kk

ill see you in the lobby

[plush venture]

I shall make room

[narrow quest]

kk

dont look at my locker😨

[plush venture]

I didn’t reLize you made one so AUICK

[narrow quest]

it is quite silly

you make one

[plush venture]

Quite the work of art

Made

[narrow quest]

joining

did you see it

[plush venture]

Unfortunately 😨

[narrow quest]

im only playing this weapon bc i need licenses

[plush venture]

I wish I was good with dualies

[narrow quest]

i hope it scars many more people

[plush venture]

Splatoon 3 machine🪦

[narrow quest]

gg

[plush venture]

Why did they have to ruin it

Gg

[narrow quest]

they also ruined dynamo

[plush venture]

Give machine a silly bad niche kit

Don’t make it amazing then nerf the main weopon

[narrow quest]

give it NEO

[plush venture]

NEO!

[narrow quest]

S1 neo to be specific

[plush venture]

Dynamo is not what it once was

I’d honestly hope for line marker

[narrow quest]

the exact specs of s1 neo machine

[plush venture]

I love line marker but don’t like any of the weopons it’s on

[narrow quest]

i love the sploosh but wish it had charger range

smh

the sillies

[plush venture]

[thick rampart]

dude it still feels weird seeing splatoon back on NN..

[inland gulch]

||Splatoon pbs anyone 🥰||

[narrow quest]

pants is a squidbagger

😨

[plush venture]

Yogi do I bring out my s3 main

[narrow quest]

i hope they see my locker

[narrow quest]

yes

[plush venture]

Time to WIN

[narrow quest]

i will unleash sploosh after i star up these dualies

[plush venture]

Don’t forget to jump to my beakons

[narrow quest]

kk

[plush venture]

I have 3 mains of sub power up just for my teamsmTws

[narrow quest]

gg

[plush venture]

Gg

[wise marlin]

wazzup

[plush venture]

Wuddup

[narrow quest]

did you know? splatoon 3 turf war is used as a less humane way to torture war prisoners and is often used if water boarding doesnt work

[wise marlin]

I say wazzup because I like n-zap.

[narrow quest]

its carbon time

[plush venture]

Real and true!

Carbonation

[patent bramble]

i can play tomorrow afternoon around 4 pm est, just letting you guys know :)

[wise marlin]

I can play 7pm australia gold coast time

[patent bramble]

im busy tomorrow so i have to sleep or else i would boot up my wii u rn

[narrow quest]

gg

[plush venture]

Gg

[narrow quest]

do you see the power of me on carbon roller

[plush venture]

Sounds good bee

[plush venture]

Firefighter yogi gamer of the year🗣️

[narrow quest]

i only wear it bc it has good gear

[plush venture]

Hello cdawg

[slate bolt]

🥸

[narrow quest]

this is my efficiency amd speed outfit

[plush venture]

I wanna see a 20 bomb NOW

[narrow quest]

gg

we lose

[plush venture]

GG

[narrow quest]

splatoon 3

[plush venture]

Let me play hotdog weopon

So that we win 🔥

[narrow quest]

kk

let me play sploosh

[slate bolt]

ill brb

[plush venture]

Kks Sounds good

[narrow quest]

kk

me in late 2023-early 2024:

[plush venture]

I need

[thorn storm]

102-2501 (Wii U)

Support code detected, press to expand information

[narrow quest]

gg

[plush venture]

GODLY GAMING

[narrow quest]

the power of sploosh

[plush venture]

Yup!

[narrow quest]

i have it 4 starred

[plush venture]

Pleasant surprise

[narrow quest]

maps and modes have been updated

[plush venture]

Maps and modes!

[narrow quest]

MAPS AND MODES!!!!!!!!

[plush venture]

Wanna play open

[narrow quest]

what mode is it

[slate bolt]

rm

[narrow quest]

sure

[plush venture]

Rainmaker mania flounder

[narrow quest]

give me a second

[slate bolt]

f*ounder

[plush venture]

Flounder SUCKS in s3

And blue chara won’t tell you.

[narrow quest]

ill join

let me change weapons

[slate bolt]

102k on squeezer 😍

[narrow quest]

joining

my switch goes down 20% in an hour😍

[plush venture]

Your switch is a steam deck ins disguise

🥸

[narrow quest]

look at my locker everybody!

were screwed

double go;ld splash

gg

[plush venture]

Ultimate gaming

Gg

[narrow quest]

Wen Wn!

look at my locker :3

[plush venture]

Bump!

[narrow quest]

its pretty silly

[slate bolt]

holy k/d

[narrow quest]

3 points until c+

[plush venture]

LOLLLLLLLLLLL

[narrow quest]

(I know im trash)

[plush venture]

CdWg your check will be in the mail.

[wise marlin]

Wii u Delivery guy is missing

[plush venture]

You played great for s+ yogi

[wise marlin]

The hell

[plush venture]

Or whatever the rank is

[narrow quest]

was that s+

it felt like C

[plush venture]

Felt close to s or maybe a

[narrow quest]

They were actually focused on the objective so def not X rank

[slate bolt]

x rank players are horrible

[narrow quest]

ikr

[wise marlin]

I wanna see how you guys plays

[narrow quest]

YES

[plush venture]

Gaming

[narrow quest]

C+ !

[plush venture]

Double bump

[narrow quest]

I playd pretty well for whatever rank that was

[plush venture]

Bumps make my neurons go up

You played great

[slate bolt]

tell me why i thought i had ninja squid on this whole time

[narrow quest]

what rank do you guys think it was

[plush venture]

A

[slate bolt]

probably like B

[narrow quest]

I'm C+ now lol

i am not the best player

[plush venture]

Whenever you play by yourself you will be demolishing

[narrow quest]

but i was also handicapped by sticks

[plush venture]

Does motion feel good now or still getting used to it

[narrow quest]

it feels amazing now

[wise marlin]

Who used to play with sticks

[narrow quest]

me

i switched a week ago

[wise marlin]

Then you are a pro then

You somehow get used to play with sticks

I Can't even play why sticks

[narrow quest]

Im a c rank king

[wise marlin]

You will probably love chargers

[narrow quest]

i wont

i love mobile weapons

[harsh hawk]

helloo

[wise marlin]

Then you will love neo sloshing machine

[harsh hawk]

playing splatoon 3?

[narrow quest]

yes

[harsh hawk]

can I joinn :>

[narrow quest]

yes

NOOO

gg

[slate bolt]

they sucked ass omg

[narrow quest]

i choked that round

it is hard to play when it is 100 degrees farenheit at 11pm

[plush venture]

Here jay

That felt like s+

[narrow quest]

and its weird its that hot because i live in WISCONSIN

HOW IS IT THAT HOT HERE RIGHT NOW

[plush venture]

How is it 100 for you

[narrow quest]

idk

[plush venture]

I like in Texas and it’s a cool 86 at night time

And a brisk 104 during the day ❤️

[harsh hawk]

same, and it's cold out

[narrow quest]

Wisconsin is like -10 in the winter and 100 in the summer

i hate it

[plush venture]

Texas is always 100

[harsh hawk]

fall is nonexistent and there's immediate snow

[plush venture]

Why do you think so many Texas people eat steak

You throw it on the road and it cooks

Easy

[harsh hawk]

aanyway getting on my switch

[narrow quest]

have you ever gotten frostbite walking to your house from the bus?

i almost did

[plush venture]

Phender bender

[narrow quest]

cheese land has magical weather

[plush venture]

Mario kart 8 cheese land song is the best in the game bar none

[harsh hawk]

it gets very cold, but nope

[narrow quest]

my state is literally moo moo meadows

[slate bolt]

GO TO BED

[plush venture]

Very late💔

[slate bolt]

Grrr...

[narrow quest]

you got straight to the point

[plush venture]

It’s only 1230 for you 😱

[slate bolt]

I WILL BE STAYING UP UNTIL 2 AM👹👹👹👹🤬🤬🤬🤬

[plush venture]

You can play for 1:29 minutes 👍

[narrow quest]

i stay up until 2 am even if i work the next day

[slate bolt]

isnt someone supposed to be joining us or am i tripping

[narrow quest]

they were

[plush venture]

They are

[narrow quest]

but they havent yet

[plush venture]

Takes a day to type a switch friend code

[narrow quest]

they cant enjoy the purgatory of rainmaker

[plush venture]

Reminds me of the days of sending messages through pigeon

Not all of us are van gouh

Or however

You spell

The guy

[harsh hawk]

hold onn

[plush venture]

The cridder

[narrow quest]

Splat gough

the best artist in the splatlands

[plush venture]

The meat

[slate bolt]

man i wish splatana didnt have zip caster

[plush venture]

Me too

[slate bolt]

shit is so bad

[plush venture]

I do not like casting zip

Hot take

[narrow quest]

i wish sploosh had kraken, burst bomb, and the range of a charger😔

im not asking for much

[plush venture]

Zip caster should’ve been single player exclusive and splash down in multiplayer

[narrow quest]

its not like it would break the games meta

[slate bolt]

wrong

they both suck!

[plush venture]

But one is funny

[slate bolt]

and reef slider is in the game and is better designed

[plush venture]

The other is not!

[narrow quest]

rainmaker purgatory

[plush venture]

I loved running super jump up and splashing down

[slate bolt]

splashdown exised only as aim check for bad players and nothing else

[plush venture]

Splatoon 3 Players could use something like that 🗣️

[narrow quest]

will gabe newton personally deliver my steam deck at my front door and then kiss me on the cheek?

[plush venture]

Only if you say steam

[narrow quest]

Steam

Steam

Steam

OMG

[plush venture]

@harsh hawk how is the typing

[narrow quest]

I SUMMONED GABE NEWTON

[slate bolt]

i just say we play until shawty can actually join

[plush venture]

Sounds good

[narrow quest]

kk

we shall exit purgatory

heaven or hell? we will not know until its over

we must play

[plush venture]

I’m listening to good lobby music

So heve ❤️

Do not leave, stay awake, lose money

[narrow quest]

NO

WE ARE SCREWED

[drifting solstice]

skill issue

[harsh hawk]

It's only happening now

Alright friend request sent

[narrow quest]

YES

GG

[slate bolt]

im so good!

[plush venture]

CDAWG YOU GOAT

I shall accept

[narrow quest]

the rambunctious trio!

[slate bolt]

i cant use this weapon💀

i need braindead squeezer back

[plush venture]

Bring back squeeze

Remaking

[slate bolt]

cant u join yogi

[narrow quest]

i love dualies for rainmaker

[plush venture]

Oh yes

[slate bolt]

i alr left

hruh

[harsh hawk]

Starting the game

[plush venture]

I forg that s3 has good a Lobby system tm

[narrow quest]

i am starting to like s3

more than i already did

[slate bolt]

s3 is whatever

[narrow quest]

motion makes it more fun

[plush venture]

S3 is Fine to play and I am having fun when I play with others

But solo I feel

[narrow quest]

what ranks are you guys

[plush venture]

S

[slate bolt]

S+ but i mostly play X

[narrow quest]

we could figure out what one we are playing in rn

[plush venture]

But I haven’t played ranked in months

[harsh hawk]

S+ but I gave up getting back to that

[plush venture]

So I have been decapitated

[narrow quest]

I am better than all of you!

IM C+

HA

gg

[plush venture]

…

[harsh hawk]

Ah

[plush venture]

Gg

[slate bolt]

i love it when no one picks up the rainmaker

😍

[narrow quest]

MY JAW DROPPED

i must say

[harsh hawk]

I am out of practice and forgot how to play on this map

[narrow quest]

rob has impeccable taste

my excuse is that i only started motion a week ago

[plush venture]

My flaw is that I care too much💔❤️💔

Chip

[narrow quest]

My flaw is that im beautiful, smart, and i care for others, but yet they call me narcissistic for screaming at a child for blowing out their own birthday candles🙄

[plush venture]

Strand type

[narrow quest]

SPLAT

[plush venture]

I AM Splatoon

[narrow quest]

gg

[plush venture]

It shows you online still

[narrow quest]

im going to go sleep

[plush venture]

👻

Gg

[narrow quest]

ill be back tomorrow

[plush venture]

Sounds good yogurt it is late

[narrow quest]

yes it is

[plush venture]

I will also dissipate

[narrow quest]

cya

[harsh hawk]

Oh

[plush venture]

Fun playing everyone

[narrow quest]

it was fun

[slate bolt]

ngl x rank clam blitz is peak bc all of the bad players dont play it

[plush venture]

They say torture doesn’t work bin clam blitz sure does.

I need to learn clam blitz

[narrow quest]

not as fun as Splatoon 3! only for the nintendo switch

[plush venture]

I’ve played it maybe 50 times my whole 1300 hours of playing the series

Me either

The football makes me mad

I will do that tmrw

Since I’m on a new save I don’t even have ranked yet

🔥

No if you hit F rank you are banned from online play

Also all your games disappear

And you explode

Sorry I don’t make the rules

Why is the GameCube level 98

I have like 30 levels to go

It would’ve been funny if the GameCube was level like 14 and the component cables were level 100

Those cables are like 2x the console

I only buy real 🗣️

I would never buy a GameCube

I have a Wii which has a little baby cube living inside

[harsh hawk]

I am learning that chargers are hard to play

[plush venture]

And has universal tv remote

What a system!

This has to be some sort of sick and mundane joke.

Oh wait

I was mistaking jay for phene

😨

I need to play my Wii more

Steam deck can NOT Wii sports resort

I need my Luigi wiimote and a diet pepsi cola

GO AWAY

Hip library just became UNhip

I bought a bunch of jp GameCube games to rip since they’re super cheap and have beautiful boxes and box sleeves compared to US

And they are usually always in amazing condition

Compared to American discs which have steaks and bullets all over them

Or something.

Must have

This is the part where I ignore you said that.

(I’ve never played it either)

[slate bolt]

ermm

imora ban!!!

[plush venture]

Quirked up murder

(I didn’t get the reference)

Someone hasn’t played portal 😁

[slate bolt]

also didnt u say u cant play bc u wanna go to bed early but ur still awake🥸

seems like ur a LIAR!!!

[plush venture]

I think I will eat cookies

And then go to bed

Healthy ❤️

[hollow latch]

It's been days for me but I have S3 to keep me company.

[graceful quartz]

U can do better than that

6

I hate Nintendo so much omg

Help

[prisma maple]

its not a console ban 🎉

[slate bolt]

do u know why u got one?

[prisma maple]

splatoon enhanced nohash fail

[graceful quartz]

What is it then

[prisma maple]

wii u version causes ban

[prisma maple]

serial ban

[graceful quartz]

What

[prisma maple]

it means all i have to do is make a new nnid

[slate bolt]

so does that mean enhanced is unsafe for now

[graceful quartz]

Oh

[prisma maple]

cemu version is fine

[graceful quartz]

User ban

[slate bolt]

ok good

[thick rampart]

only a serial ban!

to be honest im not even sure how the rpx is causing bans or hash check fails?

[prisma maple]

its very simple

the hash check is in the game's code

the game's code is the rpx

[thick rampart]

fair enough...

lucky you not getting a console ban tho

thank god

[graceful quartz]

True

[slate bolt]

ermm the hacker shoulda got a console ban what the frick nintendo🤬🤬🤬🤬

[graceful quartz]

😡😡😡😡😡

[thick rampart]

i mean to be fair he isn't actually hacking

just editing the game's code to enhance it?

[graceful quartz]

Auto camera disabling is a hax

[thick rampart]

you got a good point there lmfao

[graceful quartz]

Skipping Callie mommy hot news

Illegal!

[prisma maple]

i dont know if im gonna be able to make risky mods anymore

i cant risk 3rd ban

[slate bolt]

it was a joke😭😭

[thick rampart]

is that your 2nd ban?

[prisma maple]

yes

[thick rampart]

oof

[slate bolt]

i say you make the RISKIEST mod ever

like a mod that will make nintendo take legal action

🥸

[thick rampart]

i mean what CAN i mod without being that risky on splatoon?
like the only thing im trying to mod is mk8 atm..

[graceful quartz]

Help me

[graceful quartz]

What can I mod without being risky on Nintendo

[prisma maple]

by risky i meant fucking around

i cant fuck around on nintendo to find out what bans

[thick rampart]

oh boy theres a lot for splatoon..
color hacks.. infinite points can also auto ban you.. hidden gear or a custom static.pack..
or just replacing stages that make you desync in general or playing maps from other modes like inkopolis or story mode can also ban you if you don't have nohash..

theres a bunch you have to keep in mind before modding it or just hacking it in general..

oh and i guess hacks like news skip or anything else like that is bannable

which.. im not sure why nintendo made that bannable but thats disappointing..

[slate bolt]

yeah but like if ur gonna be doing shit like server sided colorizer or inf points u probably know theres a high chance of getting banned

[thick rampart]

thats the point

[slate bolt]

i only stick to client sided shit bc im not gonna find out 😭😭

[thick rampart]

theres some small stuff if you aren't careful like static.pack files which happend to me anyways

lmfao

[slate bolt]

what did u use that changed ur static.pack

[wise marlin]

Don't forget memory searching on cemu

[thick rampart]

...wasen't aware that could be bannable

i don't use cemu for that sorry..

[wise marlin]

Neat

[graceful quartz]

Yeah true playing hacks in an online game on Nintendo always puts u in risk

But Nintendo hates like every mod

Ever

[thick rampart]

well games like mk8 or smash 4 in general are safer to play with mods..

[graceful quartz]

Rlly?

[thick rampart]

although smash 4 kinda of has some hacking checks in place

for somereason

[slate bolt]

why dont we just force install pretendo on everyone's wii u (im very intelligent)

[wise marlin]

Is like JGecko

[thick rampart]

this happend to me while messing around with a mod lmfao

it was only if i had one of my mods enabled

its hillarious

[wise marlin]

I'm aware that is a console ban.

[thick rampart]

it isn't

its just a serial number ban

[wise marlin]

How tho?

[slate bolt]

well then do u know of any safe night patchers for cemu if memory searching isn't safe,

[wise marlin]

No

[prisma maple]

google!

[wise marlin]

I Don't know about Wii u hacking stuff

[thick rampart]

or just put the code on bandwidth

¯_(ツ)_/¯

theres 2 different ban codes

[thorn storm]

102-2814 (Wii U)

Support code detected, press to expand information

[slate bolt]

ermm that would be to much work!

[thick rampart]

102-2812

[thorn storm]

102-2812 (Wii U)

Support code detected, press to expand information

[thick rampart]

you might notice something in the error name

one is just for a game server

one is just for all services

yup

[graceful quartz]

Oh bo

*no

Did u get sussed?

[thick rampart]

well it counts towards the "disconnects by cheating" stat

[wise marlin]

Why is Pretendo people want to hack so bad on nintendo network.

[graceful quartz]

So u already have one count

[thick rampart]

yep

[slate bolt]

so the game knows ur cheating and does nothing to you besides a disconnect?

[wise marlin]

That is neat.

[thick rampart]

well it times me out for like 10 minutes to not play i guess

[graceful quartz]

Griefing!!?$?!3?3$

[wise marlin]

You showed the stuff I don't know.

[prisma maple]

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[slate bolt]

wow, very good design nintendo !

[graceful quartz]

What the fuck

[slate bolt]

they sure got you!

[graceful quartz]

Fr!

[wise marlin]

Probably like the time out on Roblox.

[thick rampart]

at least that made me sometime to realize what caused the error i guess

lmfao

[prisma maple]

i suppose the timeout time increases exponentially

[thick rampart]

its always 10 minutes for me

even if i dc in-game

or by cheating

its fucking stupid

it never increeses

[prisma maple]

lol nintendo is cringe

"the password you entered cannot be used"

[thick rampart]

smash ultimate at least enforces the punishment a bit harder

[slate bolt]

imagine they gave out 10 min bans for ppl exploiting bufferPWN

would go kinda hard😍

[graceful quartz]

Worst thing to ever happen.

[vast jungle]

"Online services are not available on this console."

• me

[graceful quartz]

Hacking doesn't always mean "wahahahahaaha I'm going to destroy these little Timmies!"

[prisma maple]

me when the 102-2812

[prisma maple]

ok nintendo pr

[vast jungle]

timmy getting splatoon from his mama and then getting destroyed by skids

[graceful quartz]

Nightmarish!

[thick rampart]

personally hacking dosen't always mean that.. it could mean other things like modding the game's content to customize it with sdcafiine and stuff..

but yeah fair enough..

[graceful quartz]

This is what I meant

[vast jungle]

Im gonna customize my rapid fire speed

[slate bolt]

i only use aimbot when hacking 🙏🙏

[graceful quartz]

Like customization is inoffensive

[prisma maple]

i only use infinite blast radius blaster 🙏

[thick rampart]

like adding all the custom music you like or anything similar

[slate bolt]

speaking of custom music

[graceful quartz]

I only use burst bomb inst cover 😍

[vast jungle]

cpr by cupcakke

[slate bolt]

does anyone have a graphic pack of the splatfest music

🥸

[slate bolt]

bc im to lazy to replace the files myself

[graceful quartz]

Nintendo: That coulf destroy the fun !1!1!$!2!22?2

[thick rampart]

i mean theres also hacks for splatoon that don't actually do anything game breaking like safe night patcher

which is just a way to play the stages at night

[graceful quartz]

Ye

[thick rampart]

its not just all rapidfire and stuff

[slate bolt]

the stages at night are so much better on my fucking eyes