Splatoon

[echo gulch]

Hynix NAND Chip

[plush venture]

That thing from breath of the wild

[dusty shuttle]

What the hell is a hynix nand chip

like the storage unit ?

[echo gulch]

The MKC

MLC

[golden mist]

NAND

[dusty shuttle]

so the storage yeah

[echo gulch]

omg i want a white wiiu

lol

[golden mist]

Noice 👌

[dusty shuttle]

69$ for a white one is expensive

Wow my comment sounds racist asf

[plush venture]

The white Wii us have 8 gb right

[boreal gust]

Yes

[narrow quest]

do you think i will be banned if i play without cfw enabled

[dusty shuttle]

why would you even disable it

[narrow quest]

precaution

[dusty shuttle]

Console only for 69$ ?????????? 💀

[prisma maple]

cfw is the only correct way to play the game

[narrow quest]

ill enable it if i want to

[prisma maple]

so excited for nintendo to fix the second part of the vulnerability 😄

[narrow quest]

i play vanilla splatoon for the most part

[plush venture]

Is there actually a second part

[dusty shuttle]

🤔

a bit expensive

[plush venture]

I think 70 bones isn’t bad

That’s like 3 Fortnite skins

[dusty shuttle]

70 what

[plush venture]

Bones

Bucks

Dollars

[dusty shuttle]

ok you had a good deal

[golden mist]

I found a 32gb wii u for $23

[prisma maple]

100% banned or broken

[plush venture]

Definitely has rats living inside it

[dusty shuttle]

how do you know if you have a hynix nand chip

[golden mist]

Everything seemed to work fine, ill retry the internet

[prisma maple]

you use cfw

[dusty shuttle]

hb app store ?

[prisma maple]

we are so close

[dusty shuttle]

kthx

[prisma maple]

wiiuident

[dusty shuttle]

yeah its there

[golden mist]

Im not gonna be able to play immediately when it comes back up 🤣😂😅😭

[dusty shuttle]

I wish I could

My chip is from samsung

cool

congrats

[golden mist]

🤔

[dusty shuttle]

Me when 5am to 1pm

[golden mist]

U slept all day

[zenith fractal]

now get on s3

[golden mist]

… k

[plush venture]

nintendo is going to accidentally reenable rainmaker saltspray

[dusty shuttle]

Moray zones 🥰

[prisma maple]

nah i will

me omw to force rm saltspray in ranked

[plush venture]

I cannot wait to Neo machine on everyone’s day tonight

[narrow quest]

I might not survive lunch

[golden mist]

I cant wait to aimbot

[dusty shuttle]

WHAT

[dusty shuttle]

no

please

...

[golden mist]

Too

Late

😎

[dusty shuttle]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[narrow quest]

I have a German family which means brats for lunch

[zenith fractal]

hey at least the block button works in 1 lol

[narrow quest]

And sawerkraut

I probably spelled it wrong

[plush venture]

I am also German but I do not have to eat German slop luckily

[slate bolt]

Who tryna mud in her mouth until she big shots?

[dusty shuttle]

Wait so you were using aimbot all along ?

[golden mist]

Infinite range too 😎

[dusty shuttle]

you sick liar

[zenith fractal]

you know whats funny

splatoons EU miiverse name included TM

but not US or JP

[plush venture]

Follow, the rules!

They had a recent piracy news section

How cute

[dusty shuttle]

Mario looks like he started ww2 or some shit

[golden mist]

Lol. Eu also is the only one that has a warning at the beginning of S1 that product placement may be found in the game

[dusty shuttle]

bro is NOT happy

[prisma maple]

The primary goals of the Nintendo Anti-Piracy Programme are to reduce the availability of:

Unauthorised copies of Nintendo games being distributed online;Circumvention devices and/or software used to play unauthorised copies of Nintendo games;Counterfeit Nintendo products.

Through education, raising awareness and legal actions, Nintendo is working hard to preserve the video game industry's ability to invest in the development of new and exciting games, and to give all legally-sold Nintendo games a chance to succeed.

Developing a single video game often takes several years of work for teams of game developers, artists, animators, musicians, motion capture artists and others. Costs may climb into millions of pounds to develop and bring one game to market. Piracy continues to be a significant threat to Nintendo's business, as well as thousands of game development companies working to provide unique and innovative games for Nintendo’s console and handheld systems.

Online piracy and counterfeiting of Nintendo's video game products is illegal.

We hope to enlist your support for intellectual property protection and, with your help, reduce video game piracy worldwide.

We appreciate your support in the battle against piracy.

[plush venture]

He does look quite MANLY

[zenith fractal]

wtf i thought its in every version

[dusty shuttle]

Ticking Away ft. Grabbitz & bbno$ (clip officiel) // Hymne de VALORANT Champions 2023
https://youtu.be/CdZN8PI3MqM

[plush venture]

Ready like a military recruitment ad

[golden mist]

I didnt get it in the US version 🤷‍♂️

[golden mist]

k cool

[zenith fractal]

dafuq

[prisma maple]

did you seriously try to go online with the new version

[golden mist]

Not yet

[plush venture]

Sorry I can’t hear you over mother 3😁

What’s the Lucas? Oh wow!

[warm garden]

can't get in a match so i'm replaying the entirety of splat 1 hero mode

[dusty shuttle]

can't get in a match so

idk

https://tenor.com/view/peaky-blinders-gif-21326634

random gif

[plush venture]

French gif

[dusty shuttle]

Those guys look like they did some guys mother

or smth

[prisma maple]

6 hours and 30 minutes left 🔥

[prisma maple]

i hate the recolored weapons

what files are changed?

just the rpx?

[dusty shuttle]

best skin

[prisma maple]

k

[plush venture]

This one is the dog bone skin

[median torrent]

oh wow its been 10 hours?! time flies sometimes

[prisma maple]

I have been counting every second.

[plush venture]

The vanilla one is the hotdog with mustard skin

[dusty shuttle]

Are you going insane

[prisma maple]

21750 seconds remain.

[dusty shuttle]

August 12th 2036

The heat death of the universe

[prisma maple]

That's when Splatoon 1 shuts down.

[plush venture]

I love the redesigned weopons, 96 and h3 look amazing

[prisma maple]

the only one i like is range blaster

[dusty shuttle]

the wara wara plaza sfx sounds like the voices in my head

[plush venture]

Range blaster also looks really cool

[median torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/august-12-2036-heat-death-of-the-universe-august-12-2036-heat-death-of-the-universe-squidward-gif-6082127232150777232

[prisma maple]

run diff on the files and send output

[tough tiger]

I have nitro

[dusty shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/august-12th-2036-gif-11613738643232627859

[tough tiger]

Check my bio

[dusty shuttle]

no

[prisma maple]

just use (redacted)

[hollow latch]

Why are Wii Us so expenive... Only cheap ones I find are ones without a gamepad.

[slate bolt]

because the wii u is peak

[plush venture]

Gamepads Are Like half the cost

[dusty shuttle]

get a broken one with minor damages

repair it

👍

[plush venture]

👍

[hollow latch]

Naaah... I don't know jack shit about repairing shit.

[dusty shuttle]

Nah gamepads are more expensive than the actual console most of the time

[dusty shuttle]

its simple really

[hollow latch]

I dont have the tools for that

[prisma maple]

It's simple. Hire someone to do it for minimum wage.

[plush venture]

You gotta have your universal tv remote, and don’t forget gyro!

[prisma maple]

the real smarts buy broken wii us, use hard mod to extract otp and seeprom and continue playing on cemu

infinite profit

[dusty shuttle]

I am NOT doing allat 🔥

[hollow latch]

That's what im gonna do.

well not the broken one... But yeah a working one since I still wanna mod the shit out of it.

[prisma maple]

i know for a fact that rpx is the same size as the old version so im curious what added 40mb

what if they did balancing changes

[dusty shuttle]

My zip bomb

👍

[hollow latch]

Haha... I doubt they would go through the effort for last minute balance changes.

[prisma maple]

They need to stop adding missiles to all games.

[hollow latch]

I COULD BE WRONG LIKE THE MAINTANCE

[dusty shuttle]

I need my inkstrike

[inland gulch]

Do you?

Im so excited to play it again tonight

[dusty shuttle]

Yes

[inland gulch]

Are you sure?

[dusty shuttle]

if my gf isnt an inkstrike then i'd rather stay alone 🥰

[boreal gust]

Im extremely hyped for the servers to go back up

[zenith fractal]

what about booyah bomb

[dusty shuttle]

inkstrike 🥰

[zenith fractal]

so single forever

[dusty shuttle]

no

[inland gulch]

Are you sure ||that you are a bitch for using inkstrike I keep dying to that||

[dusty shuttle]

Thats a massive skill issue

[hollow latch]

I might buy a bundle I saw for 120USD that came with a copy of splatoon with a missing case... I wanted a complete version of Splatoon rather a fucking caseless disc.

[dusty shuttle]

how tf can you die to an inkstrike

[inland gulch]

😭

[dusty shuttle]

You're just bad

[tough tiger]

Fr

[dusty shuttle]

but

[prisma maple]

waste of money

[dusty shuttle]

I would like to thank you for existing

as I'm happy whenever I get an inkstrike kill

👍

[hollow latch]

I got the money so not that big of a loss.

[prisma maple]

with the help of (redacted) and a $20 broken wii u you get free online

[dusty shuttle]

I love (redacted)

[prisma maple]

why are you using ftp

just download them

through (redacted)

[dusty shuttle]

Wait is the update available on (redacted)

[prisma maple]

ye

on nus its unlisted so only download via (redacted) currently

[plush venture]

recon

[dusty shuttle]

whats the version number

[median torrent]

just wondering, why is (redacted) redacted?

[dusty shuttle]

of the updtae

[prisma maple]

288

[inland gulch]

yipee

[dusty shuttle]

thx

no not that

[prisma maple]

Because the developers and Nintendo™️ are spying.

[inland gulch]

2.12.0 is v272
The other is (no)

[median torrent]

spying on a nintendo fan server? i highly doubt they would spy here without sending a lawsuit

[dusty shuttle]

0005000e10176a00 ?

[inland gulch]

™️

[prisma maple]

they are looking for (redacted)

[boreal gust]

Nintendo is watching all of us through the cameras on the gamepads

[prisma maple]

yes

[dusty shuttle]

k

thx

[prisma maple]

just use flex tape

[dusty shuttle]

wow the update is 646 mb

[inland gulch]

https://tenor.com/view/stfu-qric-shut-the-fuck-up-gif-20826190

[zenith fractal]

its every update combined

[drifting solstice]

too bad im not on my wii u

[dusty shuttle]

did they like add things other than an rce patch

[zenith fractal]

from 2015 to now

[prisma maple]

im waiting for 6cxe to run diff on the files im too lazy to boot linux to see the difference

[zenith fractal]

no

[dusty shuttle]

ohhh

ok ty

[boreal gust]

Honestly though. Flex tape fixes everything

[drifting solstice]

well too bad for them

[boreal gust]

They will find you one way or another

[prisma maple]

Hi, Phil Swift here with Flex Tape! The super-strong waterproof tape! That can instantly patch, bond, seal, and repair! Flex tape is no ordinary tape; its triple thick adhesive virtually welds itself to the surface, instantly stopping the toughest leaks. Leaky pipes can cause major damage, but Flex Tape grips on tight and bonds instantly! Plus, Flex Tape’s powerful adhesive is so strong, it even works underwater! Now you can repair leaks in pools and spas in water without draining them

[dusty shuttle]

can flex tape fix my gambling addiction

[prisma maple]

Flex tape is no ordinary tape!

[dusty shuttle]

that does NOT answer my question 💀

[boreal gust]

phil swift, You are a god among humanity.

[plush venture]

Flex tape the power button on your computer

No more valorant

Gamble problem solved

[dusty shuttle]

You know you can still interact with something that is blocked off by tape

[plush venture]

Not flex. tape

[dusty shuttle]

Oh ok !

[prisma maple]

Flex tape is no ord-

[boreal gust]

Leave valorant, return to flex tape

[dusty shuttle]

I am buying

[plush venture]

Buy a lot!

[modest ibex]

flex tape can fix anything!

[plush venture]

Wowahhh

[dusty shuttle]

😐

[modest ibex]

death threats

[boreal gust]

Take my money now

[dusty shuttle]

that joke deserves jail and 20% of your lifetime income

[inland gulch]

-10% stock value
( last week )

[dusty shuttle]

or smth

i dont remember what that hacker got

[boreal gust]

I wonder what could be in there. Not anything bad at all.

[plush venture]

Poor bowser

[modest ibex]

a kiss and a hug

[plush venture]

I think that was his last name

[dusty shuttle]

In an alternate timeline

[plush venture]

What do you think miyamoto is up to right now

[boreal gust]

Im gonna guess servers crashed?

[modest ibex]

playing clash royale

[zenith fractal]

gtfo

[plush venture]

Watch out for goblin barrel!

[modest ibex]

🔑

[plush venture]

Incoming!

[zenith fractal]

inkoming

[prisma maple]

they are gone!

[dusty shuttle]

Incu-

[plush venture]

Splatoon loves to pun

[modest ibex]

[boreal gust]

Oh fun

[dusty shuttle]

Looks good to me

[boreal gust]

Just like echo vr at 10:00 am yesterday

[hollow latch]

Was the WiiU region free?

[dusty shuttle]

no

[plush venture]

The gamepad wasn’t even Region free

[dusty shuttle]

Aroma does region free your wiiu tho

[dusty shuttle]

dumbest fucking feature

[plush venture]

Universal tv was fake advertising

[prisma maple]

no the wii u was very region locked and had lots of drm

[hollow latch]

I know the Switch but wasn't sure for the WiiU

[plush venture]

If it’s universal then why does it only work in my region 🧠

[boreal gust]

I love it when you buy a wiiu and the region the gamepad is from is different so you have to spend more money. Best part about it ever

[dusty shuttle]

squid game country 🥰

[zenith fractal]

guys

lets play paintman go

[plush venture]

Squid game wasn’t made in china 😮

[dusty shuttle]

ight bet

[boreal gust]

Isn’t that THE game?!

[zenith fractal]

it is

[plush venture]

You mean..

THE game😨

[zenith fractal]

YES

[boreal gust]

😱

[plush venture]

😵‍💫

[zenith fractal]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-i9PYokD5I

[fading aspen]

The servers are back on splatoon 1?

[zenith fractal]

soon

[dusty shuttle]

this sounds like shit omg

[narrow quest]

Soon

[fading aspen]

Nice

[narrow quest]

6 more hours of free Pretendo

[dusty shuttle]

paintman go does NOT have a good soundtrack

[prisma maple]

wait

WAIT

what if

the extra 40mb

is debug symbols

[narrow quest]

For splatoon?

[prisma maple]

yes

[narrow quest]

Maybe

[prisma maple]

thats the only logical explanation for me

[dusty shuttle]

oh yeah you're right (I have no idea whats he talking about)

[narrow quest]

I hope they add side order in the new update🥺

That’s probably the 40mb

[slate bolt]

side order in s1

real!

[prisma maple]

wait nvm i forgor that the 40mb isnt on the rpx

[zenith fractal]

the game has debug stuff left but usually leads to a crash or black screen

[prisma maple]

must be something else

[prisma maple]

this is not related

[zenith fractal]

welp

then explain

[prisma maple]

debug params != debug symbols

debug symbols = names of variables functions etc

[dusty shuttle]

whats debug symbols

that does NOT help

😢

[boreal gust]

What are debug symbols

[narrow quest]

I survived German family lunch!!!

[plush venture]

Debug THIS 🐜

[narrow quest]

my dad forgot the sawerkraut!!!

[prisma maple]

the devs should definitely forget to remove debug symbols

[plush venture]

I’ve never had sawerkruat before

I like shnitzle

[narrow quest]

trust me, you dont want to try it

[plush venture]

Schnitzel

[narrow quest]

pretzel

[thick rampart]

imagine if they just.. left it there on this update

[narrow quest]

sawerkrautel

[boreal gust]

Are splat 1 priv battles still on for pretendo or are those gone too?

[echo gulch]

i hope so

[narrow quest]

i keep misspelling it

[plush venture]

I love the German language

It is so ugly

[thick rampart]

btw you guys playing pbs?

[narrow quest]

they are there for 6 more hours

[plush venture]

Yooooooo collab?!?!!!!

[dusty shuttle]

What would that do

Does it affect lebrons legacy ?

[zenith fractal]

yes

[dusty shuttle]

hell

[plush venture]

I’m many ways sadly

[narrow quest]

when will 2.12.1 release?

[dusty shuttle]

they should remove it

now

[boreal gust]

Ok cool. Splatoon hasnt stopped just yet until servers are real again

[narrow quest]

yeah

[thick rampart]

yeah expect splatoon on here to be up until NN comes back

[plush venture]

I’m mere moment I will be making a nnid

[narrow quest]

right as official ones are up pretendo goes tester only

[thick rampart]

although MK8 will still be up on here

[narrow quest]

i have my wii u ready for the update

[thick rampart]

since i guess its already fully developed?

[boreal gust]

Hooray! We can still exist!

[narrow quest]

i have switched back to my nnid

[plush venture]

Mk8🤢

[prisma maple]

Debug symbols is the list of variable names, function names and all other source code naming in a program during the development phase. When you compile a program in debug mode, debug symbols are included to make debugging process with programs like GDB easier. When you compile a program in release mode, i.e. the final version for production, it produces an executable binary with all of the debug symbols stripped because they are unnecessary.

[boreal gust]

Womp womp

[dusty shuttle]

so you can debug the game better now ?

[plush venture]

So they are useful because something about source code

Or something

[thick rampart]

like for example they left the debug symbols for most splatoon 2 versions and builds

[dusty shuttle]

Oh you can look at the source code now ?

[ripe tendon]

Only useful if you have source code

[narrow quest]

i am about to splattershot jr all over everyone on nintendo network

[dusty shuttle]

wait what

[boreal gust]

The universe will cease to exist in 5 hours and then will re-exist

[dusty shuttle]

ohhhh

[prisma maple]

they are still somewhat useful than reading complete assembly junk

[thick rampart]

or the mk8 kiosk demo having the symbols aswell

[narrow quest]

hot take, splatoon 3 is a game that gets updated in 2023

[dusty shuttle]

Wow

you are going to get cancelled for this

[narrow quest]

ikr

[prisma maple]

I'm posting this to X.

[boreal gust]

Im gonna switch over to my nnid when there is like an hour left before pnid servers shut down i guess idk

[dusty shuttle]

Me when Im watching videos on X

💀

[narrow quest]

ill be at work for the last like 4 hours of pretendo

[zenith fractal]

YOU WHAT

[prisma maple]

they get tons of xes

[boreal gust]

This cannot be real

[boreal gust]

This cant be real

[narrow quest]

this cannot be real

[boreal gust]

Oh no, my only weakness. People correcting my spelling mistakes!!!!

[narrow quest]

i wasn't trying to correct the mistake

[dusty shuttle]

same !!!!

[narrow quest]

i checked, this cannot be real

[prisma maple]

@viral flame did you check where the size difference comes from

[boreal gust]

“I think i actually forgot the ‘ in can’t” -The nerd sending this message

[boreal gust]

Ok good because if this was real i think the universe would have exploded

[narrow quest]

it will in 5 hours and 55 minutes

[boreal gust]

😱😱🥶

[narrow quest]

that is the heat death of the universe

[boreal gust]

It is inevitable. Splatoon kills us all

[narrow quest]

if we cant use this server as a matchmaking for nintendo network i will make one for matchmaking if i can get someone to help moderate it

[dusty shuttle]

We can

I dont see why not

[narrow quest]

ok

[plush venture]

I’m using it

[dusty shuttle]

if we cant then we'll create a groupchat or smth

[plush venture]

I’m keeping this chat more populated than mk8

[dusty shuttle]

idk

[narrow quest]

tell me when you made your nnid blanch

[plush venture]

Will do

[narrow quest]

ill dm you my nnid name

[dusty shuttle]

also if anybody wants to add me on NNID : NyanCatIsNear

[plush venture]

I’m trying to figure out how to not connect to pretendo on tiramisu

[narrow quest]

kk

[plush venture]

So I can make a nnid and not a pnid

[boreal gust]

its not like this channel is going to shut down when the servers go offline (i hope this doesnt effect anything in the future)

[narrow quest]

they dropped support

[plush venture]

It still connects

[dusty shuttle]

I really hope this doesnt affect lebrons legacy..

[plush venture]

It’s how I made my pnid

[slate bolt]

do yall think this chat is gonna die after the servers come back orrr

[plush venture]

LeBron is in this chat as we speak

[plush venture]

Nop it won’t

[boreal gust]

Doubt it

[dusty shuttle]

nah well be using it for matchmaking

[agile patrol]

hold zl on boot or completely remove nimble from the sd

[thorny helm]

Rip splatoon 1 for the people who aren't testers when the nnid servers for Splatoon come back it least we can play on nnid soon

[narrow quest]

but it wont allow you to install tiramisu anymore

[plush venture]

Thank you very much Ben

[agile patrol]

yw

[boreal gust]

I really hope this doesnt effect splatoon 3 being updated and causing the death of the universe

[drifting solstice]

pretendo on tiramisu was bad anyways

[dusty shuttle]

Aroma ON! TOP!

[drifting solstice]

you couldnt launch some hb apps with it

[narrow quest]

it was so glitvhy

[plush venture]

Tiramisu is the best to ever do it and I will not hear otherwise

[ripe tendon]

I keep@forgetting not all companies are gamefreak, whose symbols don’t even accurately describe the function because it’s broken English

[narrow quest]

aroma is 10x better

[plush venture]

Aroma, more like stench 🤢

[boreal gust]

My nnid is pistolfire360 if anyone wants to add me. Yes it is the same as @snow flame bc i am him.

[dusty shuttle]

Aroma more like GOAT

or smth

[narrow quest]

only downside to aroma is that it cant run homebrew

[prisma maple]

trust me they couldnt be worse than the compressed .pack files where they store params for in game stuff

[plush venture]

Lebrons legacy relies on tiramisu

So before you go hating

[dusty shuttle]

uh

[plush venture]

Think about those it effects

[dusty shuttle]

it can?

[prisma maple]

urchin underpass is literally renamed to FldCrank in the game files

[drifting solstice]

i am happy with my ftp plugin that lets me play games while transferring files over

[narrow quest]

i couldnt install hbl on it

[dusty shuttle]

oh

Because

hb apps are on the homescreen now

[narrow quest]

oh

[dusty shuttle]

instead of being in a launcher

[random mason]

you know you can dual boot both aroma and tiramisu, right?

[dusty shuttle]

yes?

[narrow quest]

when i return to cfw i will get it

[boreal gust]

Someone let me know when its 1 hour till splatoon servers are back so i can switch

[narrow quest]

set an alarm

[boreal gust]

Oh yeah

[prisma maple]

alarms exist for that 👍

[boreal gust]

How many more hours till it comes back btw. Wasnt it like 5?

[dusty shuttle]

6

[prisma maple]

google exists for that 👍

[narrow quest]

5 hours and 48 minutes

[boreal gust]

Ok ill set a 4 hour timer

[dusty shuttle]

69 😹 👎 😐

[echo gulch]

https://tenor.com/view/mauzimice-mauzymice-mauzy-mice-boykisser-cute-gif-16690839224429433467

[narrow quest]

WHAT THE FLIP LENYTE

THAT WASN'T APPROPRIATE

[boreal gust]

What the flipping flip!

[dusty shuttle]

erm erm

uhhhh

[echo gulch]

what the flop

[dusty shuttle]

piracy or smth idk

[narrow quest]

erm- i just wizzed out

[thick rampart]

holy fuck

[boreal gust]

Um actually piracy is a-

[thick rampart]

this eric guy never grabbed the rainmaker

[dusty shuttle]

good way to get free games

👍

[thick rampart]

i was waiting for him to grab it so we can rush

[narrow quest]

8pm central

[dusty shuttle]

Auto completing

[thick rampart]

he never did

[boreal gust]

This is real!

[narrow quest]

i just got roblox for free

[plush venture]

Actually I’ll just use my old nnid

[boreal gust]

Thank you!

[plush venture]

I don’t feel like making a new email to make a new one

[narrow quest]

dm me the name so i can send a fr

[wispy minnow]

Guys when is nn coming back in europe hours

[dusty shuttle]

bro does not have 356278 different mails

must be hard

[narrow quest]

idk

[wispy minnow]

Ok

[narrow quest]

i am from MURICA

[boreal gust]

I just got mineblox free off of silly website . Free!

[plush venture]

2 for me

[narrow quest]

i only have 2 emails

[dusty shuttle]

at least 16 for me

[narrow quest]

erm- what the flip lenyte

[dusty shuttle]

it's legal

that's the only legal thing I've ever did

[narrow quest]

you just won the internet for the day😂

What the actual flip

[dusty shuttle]

erm (my lawyers have advised me to not finish the joke)

[plush venture]

Ding Ding Ding Internet winner right here!!!

Time to make baby Mario mii

[topaz saffron]

well, it was nice playing the handful of games i did on these servers, hope i see some of you on the official ones

actually hold up

[narrow quest]

agreed

[topaz saffron]

will nintendo flag my account for cheating?

[dusty shuttle]

did you really buy a domain for an email adress

[plush venture]

Developer 😨

[boreal gust]

Gonna miss these servers

[narrow quest]

me and blanch will survive the heat death of the pretendo universe

[boreal gust]

HOW DO YOU LIVE

[narrow quest]

i will use a space heater

[dusty shuttle]

respectable

[shy star]

im here for the ride

[plush venture]

Hi samon

[topaz saffron]

all i did for these servers was edit my save to be level 10

will nintendo nuke my account

or do they not care

[plush venture]

I’m going to bring back tiramisu

[narrow quest]

i am restarting from level 1 to be safe

[dusty shuttle]

nice website 👍

[boreal gust]

Still on tiramisu

[plush venture]

WHAAAat

[topaz saffron]

I don't remember what level I was prior to the server shutdowns

[narrow quest]

itll be way easier to level up than on pretendo

[plush venture]

Your right

[dusty shuttle]

you made a blog for it to be empty 💀

[plush venture]

You’re

[narrow quest]

pretendo was hell to level up on

[topaz saffron]

i feel like splatoon 1 is hell to level up in general

[dusty shuttle]

how nice

[boreal gust]

At least the player count might be higher if people 1. Still have the game and 2. Decide to play it and 3. Even know about it coming back

[narrow quest]

its been 2 weeks since i have leveled up on splatoon 3

[dusty shuttle]

Nintendo announced that on twitter

[topaz saffron]

i mean you don't have to pay for online to play splatoon 1

[boreal gust]

Gooooood

[dusty shuttle]

It's pretty impressive that they didnt keep it hidden

[topaz saffron]

that's kinda why the servers never truly died

[narrow quest]

servers will be thriving tonight

[boreal gust]

Thats how you know everyone knows

[narrow quest]

i lost hope

my jaw dropped when i found out

[boreal gust]

I never actually got the chance to see official splatoon servers so i will finally get to experience them!

[graceful quartz]

Slayyy

Do the pretendo servers still work?

[boreal gust]

Gone

[graceful quartz]

😫😩

[boreal gust]

Priv battles work and thats it

[graceful quartz]

CRYING SOBBING

oh

[boreal gust]

Im sad but we just wait till its finished ig

[graceful quartz]

Slayy

Can't wait till tomorrow

[boreal gust]

We all know nintendo is just biding their time to kill off all their old consoles

But it wont happen because we have mods

[graceful quartz]

Ye porlly the s1 Servers will work for another one and 2 years and that's it

[inland gulch]

In 5h30, Splatoon with Pretendo Network will become Beta Only and Splatoon official server will be coming back.

[topaz saffron]

i will not miss the 0006 and 0521 errors

[dusty shuttle]

I will miss them

Especially 0006

the greatest one

[graceful quartz]

I will also miss having to matchmake 99% of 5he time

Btw

If I have SD caffiine activated, will it get me banned?

[boreal gust]

I really wish i could test splatoon servers for pretendo but i doubt that would happen

[dusty shuttle]

You need to pay

[graceful quartz]

It's not worth rn

[boreal gust]

And thats exactly why i know i wouldnt be able to

[graceful quartz]

10€ per month

Help me

[dusty shuttle]

Yeah its expensive as hell

[graceful quartz]

It should be 10€ for 6 months or some!

[dusty shuttle]

if the 5€ tier included test I would've bought a month

[wispy minnow]

And u cant be octoling in nintendo network 😦

[dusty shuttle]

just to see whats its like

[wispy minnow]

Racist nintendo

[slate bolt]

10$ for beta servers of niche service is kinda crazy me thinks 🥸

[graceful quartz]

When is pretendos server coming back I already miss it

[dusty shuttle]

Yes but you mainly pay as a donation

[boreal gust]

Not till its finished

[dusty shuttle]

the tester thing is just a perk

[slate bolt]

idk i feel like they would get more donations if it was 5$ instead of 10

[wispy minnow]

So pretendo is coming back soon?

[slate bolt]

thats just me tho

[dusty shuttle]

there is a 5€ tier

the problem

is that it gives nothing

[slate bolt]

ik but no tester

[dusty shuttle]

and its just a donation

[slate bolt]

really no incentive to do the 5$ one

[boreal gust]

Unless you just feel like you wanna be a nice person

[graceful quartz]

That's why everyone mostly gives 10€

[slate bolt]

i aint doin allthat 😭😭🙏

[wispy minnow]

Not paying to be an octoling again

Thats racist

[slate bolt]

wait, i thought the octo swap was safe on nintendo network

unless im lying

[boreal gust]

I might donate 10 at some point but not rn

[wispy minnow]

I think gender 2 with splathex js unsafe

Is*

[graceful quartz]

Safe octoling swapper

[slate bolt]

yeah so idk whats the problem

[wispy minnow]

Btw

Is the splathex octoling safe

Racism

[graceful quartz]

It would've been nice for them to add like octolings and night mode to the game but apparently they don't care

[plush venture]

lazy and greeedy devs

[graceful quartz]

Bitches

[boreal gust]

I think the game is a bit old for that update

[wispy minnow]

Guys I just sued Nintendo for 3 quadrillion dollars for banning octolings online

[boreal gust]

This is confirmed real 👍

[graceful quartz]

It's never too late

[wispy minnow]

Or 2 quadrillion euros and 99 cents

[inland gulch]

@echo gulch
I think I just got you on my FYP ☠️ ( not hating or anything, just thought it was funny, kinda )

[graceful quartz]

Miracles happen, like today

[wispy minnow]

However, curses happen too.

[boreal gust]

You’re right, lets make them add octolings

Hopefully nothing bad will happen at all

[graceful quartz]

Or just let ppl do cosmetic changes, that doesn't ruin anything

[wispy minnow]

123.792.3.10
Location: Kyoto, Japan.
Lets give them a visit

[prisma maple]

wait

[boreal gust]

Im going to sue nintendo for the infinite money for no octoling!!1!

[prisma maple]

40mb rpx change?

[graceful quartz]

What.

[boreal gust]

Nyehehehehe

[graceful quartz]

Let's sue them together:333

They don't deserve any love

[boreal gust]

On golly goodness this is real chat

[prisma maple]

run a recursive search in the root of the directories

[wispy minnow]

Imagine patching the nintendo switch to be unmoddable 😠

[graceful quartz]

It will get patched and ppl will find another exploit

Such is life

[wispy minnow]

Now my 2018 sold switch cannot be modded D:<

[prisma maple]

uhh you are using recursive for files not for directories

[tough tiger]

Someone join dammit!

[graceful quartz]

What the duck!!

[boreal gust]

What the butt!!1!

[graceful quartz]

What the bee!!

[wispy minnow]

NN or PN

[boreal gust]

What am see!!

[midnight plank]

its kinda dead

[graceful quartz]

I'm guessing it's pn

Since he is a tester

[boreal gust]

It has to be

[tough tiger]

Will you join?

[wispy minnow]

I can j-

Bruh

[graceful quartz]

Anyway

Who wants to play some

[wispy minnow]

Pretendo closed already?

[prisma maple]

this is a file not a directory

[midnight plank]

maybe, my wii u has just been sitting dorment pretty much

[graceful quartz]

Spoon 1 pee bees

On pn

Before it dies

[tough tiger]

Ok

[midnight plank]

(i mostly hack on private battles lol)

[boreal gust]

I will in a bit but i gotta do something first

Ill brb

[prisma maple]

you might have to use a script to compare all subdirectories

[graceful quartz]

K

[tough tiger]

Ok 1v1

[prisma maple]

im gonna log onto linux and see the diff myself

[midnight plank]

what are you trying to do?

the update is SMALLER LOL

[plush venture]

Goodbye Luigi

[tough tiger]

Bro just get a Wii U of off eBay💀

They are fairly cheap

[zenith fractal]

97% used

[wispy minnow]

@tough tiger PN servers are still on for us peasants?

[midnight plank]

they probably just added a security vuln patch

[midnight plank]

they are yes

[wispy minnow]

Ok

[tough tiger]

Join

[tough tiger]

Yes bro

[wispy minnow]

Nicee

[brave token]

does it come back tomorrow in our timezone or in nintendos

[dusty shuttle]

till the nnid servers start

[cerulean anvil]

Is there a new update for splatton that i must install?

[tough tiger]

Can you join

[graceful quartz]

Do they also work for ppl that are not testerea?

Testers

[dusty shuttle]

Where do you live

[brave token]

cali

[tough tiger]

Yeah

[wispy minnow]

No I dont wanna

[graceful quartz]

Coming

[dusty shuttle]

tonight I think

[tough tiger]

Sheet

[brave token]

yay

[cerulean anvil]

Do i need new splatton update for prentendo?

[wispy minnow]

I will play on nintendo network servers in my first nnid

[brave token]

yessss ty

[graceful quartz]

Nop

[wispy minnow]

Aka CaesarBlazer

[midnight plank]

literally got my console banned 👍

[graceful quartz]

After the update the servers won't be available anymore

[midnight plank]

(on nintendo servers)

[tough tiger]

Omfg

What did you do bruv

[midnight plank]

well unless you pay for supporter lol

[cerulean anvil]

Is there even a new update or is aviabel tommorow ?

[graceful quartz]

Wow!

[midnight plank]

hacked in private battles with friends

[graceful quartz]

Tmw

[tough tiger]

Skill issue

[graceful quartz]

Real

[midnight plank]

so after getting my console banned two times: i'm like, ok maybe i should just goto pretendo and hack with friends there lol

[wispy minnow]

"Why did you get banned from nintendo network servers?"
"I was an octoling."

[cerulean anvil]

Oh okay so last day here on prentendo

[midnight plank]

and it worked, never got banned from there

[fresh vigil]

the discord will still be available still for everyone right?

[hollow latch]

Still looking for a WiiU... Might had found one for 155usd with 3 games and one of them is Splatoon other is Smash and Just Dance 2015... (ew) but shipping is 15 bucks and state taxes gonna fuck me over... Might be 185 if I done my math right.

[plush venture]

I walnt

[dusty shuttle]

ydzx

yes

[tough tiger]

What’s ur pnid

[midnight plank]

well i mean yeah

[graceful quartz]

Last day when we can have fun with 0521 and 0006!

[plush venture]

I’m transferring my online files right now so I’ll add you and everyone else in a second

[fresh vigil]

ah, okay

just wanted to confirm

[graceful quartz]

Slayslay Roflobster

[wispy minnow]

Does the sdcafiine rival unpatch work to become an octoling online?

[prisma maple]

oh i thought you said it added 40mb

[fresh vigil]

anyone wanna do pb?

[cerulean anvil]

Yeah but i will definitiv miss this discord here when i play on Nintendo network

[tough tiger]

?

[graceful quartz]

Same :(

[inland gulch]

Just get one without box like me lmao it came with many preinstalled apps, a game stuck inside ( 3D World ) and it cost only 60€!
( + It's a deluxe model, it came with a gamepad charger stand )

[graceful quartz]

Best general chat out of any servwr

[plush venture]

time to make the swap

[midnight plank]

either 10 or 20 dollars a month LOL

[graceful quartz]

Cryin sobbin

[tough tiger]

Friend me

[midnight plank]

gamepad was definetely not included

[fresh vigil]

soup spleen

[graceful quartz]

Sup shae

[tough tiger]

My PNID is on my name

[hollow latch]

It is out of the box and it haves all the shit too but like I said prices are tad expensive from what I been seeing.

[inland gulch]

wdym it was the full console but without box 💀

[midnight plank]

nahhh what the hell

gamepads go for like 200 dollars

seperately

[inland gulch]

Go to fb marketplace

[inland gulch]

tf are you on about

[dusty shuttle]

Nnid servers are open !!! 🥰

[tough tiger]

UltraGamerAustin

[echo gulch]

yes this is me

WHAT

[graceful quartz]

Is that Splatoon 69 gameplay???

[midnight plank]

literally just googled it and thats the prices that appear for me lol

[echo gulch]

1100 LIKES?????£

[fresh vigil]

i got my wii u for like ,, 66 for everything

[inland gulch]

IDK, YOU JUST POPPED UP ON MY FYP

[midnight plank]

i bought my wii u when it was like brand new

so all the way back in like 2014

[hollow latch]

It's funny you should say that since prices are the same or worse that was the first place I looked.

[graceful quartz]

Game won't let me receive news

[midnight plank]

?

[fresh vigil]

but then again i got my wii u from a friend bc he had no use for it

[warm garden]

hi

[inland gulch]

Where do you live Wii U never are that expensive lmao

[graceful quartz]

Could not connect to the servers

[midnight plank]

yeah pretendo fails to connect a lot

i can get a wii u for like a 100 bucks but probably without gamepad

[tough tiger]

Did you send me a friend request

[graceful quartz]

Idk why it just happened to me today like 2 times

Crin

Okay now!!!

Callie hot help mommy so hot

Searching for a battle to join

I will miss this

[fresh vigil]

wait we doin pubs?

[graceful quartz]

3/8

[graceful quartz]

Idk I'm trying but it's kinda dead

So

[hollow latch]

Texas lol.

[graceful quartz]

Oh hi!!!

[fresh vigil]

lol

[echo gulch]

ERM

THE UPDATE RELEASED

??

[prisma maple]

wait

[graceful quartz]

Waitwhat

[prisma maple]

bruh

[echo gulch]

Oh

[inland gulch]

Is the smoked brisket good

[hollow latch]

As always... Yes!

[prisma maple]

what if you can already connect to the servers if you have the new update?

who will sacrifice the wii u to find out

[zenith fractal]

you

[inland gulch]

:skul:

[tired lark]

you cant

it just give the maintenance error

[prisma maple]

fuck

[fresh vigil]

4/8

join Pretendo pubs

[graceful quartz]

No one will ever join

Let's just

Become besties

And play pee bees

[fresh vigil]

[graceful quartz]

Nintendo Network enjoyer is enjoying to much nn rn

[fresh vigil]

sure

[prisma maple]

5 more hours!!

my browser froze so i cant change tab

[graceful quartz]

Sent u a fr

[fresh vigil]

AAAAAAAA SOFT LOCK GDI

[graceful quartz]

And a really deep message...

YES FINALLY I DON'T HAVE TO PRAY ANYMORE THAT FL WILL SOFTLOCK I'm happy

[hollow latch]

Well... I guess im gonna buy this wiiu since i been looking and often getting worse deals or good deals with fucked up shipping.

or just loljapaneseregion lock.

[graceful quartz]

Wow

[cerulean anvil]

anyone playing?

[graceful quartz]

Just wait a lil longer

[narrow quest]

i am impatient

[hollow latch]

Oh mean I remember when my school had macs... Funninest shit in 3 years in high school.

[graceful quartz]

We're doing pee bees

[fresh vigil]

istg pretendo why u soft lock me

[graceful quartz]

Schools with macs??

Bad

[cerulean anvil]

pee bees = private battle?

[narrow quest]

i will return to pretendo when official is gone forever

[graceful quartz]

Yus

[cerulean anvil]

can i join?

[graceful quartz]

Normally it's just Pb but it translates to pee bee so

[graceful quartz]

Sure! (Sobbing I have to open FL again)

[prisma maple]

W A T E R M A R K

[echo gulch]

https://tenor.com/view/mauzimice-mauzymice-mauzy-mice-boykisser-cute-gif-16690839224429433467

[narrow quest]

i am excited for the loot box update to splatoon 1!

[cerulean anvil]

whats your pnid+

did you still go to this school?

[prisma maple]

I can't believe they finally added Tenta Missiles.

[rare wharf]

OH?!

[graceful quartz]

Sent u already a fr with an deep message..

[narrow quest]

and side order!

[tough tiger]

Juxt still works

[cerulean anvil]

me?

[graceful quartz]

yes

@burnt shoal U DIDN ACCEPT MY FR WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS DISGRACE?!?!??

[narrow quest]

dm me your nnid when you make it

[inland gulch]

yeah no shit sherlock of course juxt still works pretendo isn't going down it's just that splatoon is becoming beta only

[rare wharf]

Sent

[tough tiger]

K

[rare wharf]

R u home yogi?

[inland gulch]

https://tenor.com/view/stfu-qric-shut-the-fuck-up-gif-20826190

[midnight plank]

bro its not

like that

[graceful quartz]

Why so aggressiv

[fresh vigil]

my internet is ass it says no conections even though it says active on my pc and phone

[midnight plank]

i might just pay 10 dollars to play for a month lol

[tough tiger]

Fr

[wispy minnow]

No shit sherlock i can see chat but the animation is already done

[narrow quest]

i have a wierd tendancy of using my wii u as a switch when it is not in cfw

[inland gulch]

Wait that's aggresive? Wait till you see my DM

[prisma maple]

It's truly sad to see Pretendo shutting down 😭

[graceful quartz]

What the fuck.

[inland gulch]

😭

[cerulean anvil]

dont see it

[rare wharf]

It’s not shutting down omg 😭

[graceful quartz]

Yes yes let's cry together tomorrow in the squafs

[plush venture]

adding people

[rare wharf]

NNID: Shadow1ess

[inland gulch]

Splaton update leek

[graceful quartz]

anyway PEE BEE OPEN JOIN PPL

[plush venture]

Drop a nnid if youd like to be added

[prisma maple]

idek away but my $5 mic stopped working

[tough tiger]

Splatoon on a budget

[inland gulch]

Joining

[inland gulch]

lmao

[fresh vigil]

Chey123 is my NNID lol

[tough tiger]

Splatoon on a budget

[prisma maple]

i wonder if they updated the copyright down below

[graceful quartz]

Are u guys comin

[inland gulch]

There's no PEE BEE OPEN

[graceful quartz]

BECAUSE WE ARE NON FRIENDS

[fresh vigil]

MY INTERNET WONT CONNECT AAAA

[graceful quartz]

BAAAAAA

[inland gulch]

I already updated ( 2.12.1 ) they didn't

[inland gulch]

WAIT LET ME CHECK

[neat heron]

everyone here is an enjoyer now what happened while I was gone

[rotund elk]

sup

[prisma maple]

i spread my virus

[inland gulch]

Oh yh we aren't

[graceful quartz]

I'm not an enjoyer

[narrow quest]

i enjoyed for like a week

[graceful quartz]

I'm delusion w

[inland gulch]

@graceful quartz GIVE YOUR PNID SO THAT I CAN JOIN THE

PEE BEE

[boreal gust]

ditto

[narrow quest]

i am not enjoying anymore

[graceful quartz]

Dream_Octo

I think

[boreal gust]

I WANNA JOIN THE

PEE BEE

[inland gulch]

yes we want to join the

PEE BEE

[tough tiger]

Lol

[graceful quartz]

LET'S JOIN THE

PEE BEE

[prisma maple]

4 hours and 30 minutes remaining!

[boreal gust]

my name is

P1stolfire360

[narrow quest]

the final peebee in the land

[inland gulch]

YES LETS JOIN THE

PEE BEE

[graceful quartz]

(alone)

[wispy minnow]

P E E B E E

[boreal gust]

dang, you convinced me

[inland gulch]

Because you don't have anyone added so we can't join the

PEE BEE

give your

PEE AND NI DEE

[fresh vigil]

INTERNET WORKING LETS GOOO

[narrow quest]

did the nintendo nintendo ?

[plush venture]

Sent phene lenyte and masooni fr

Yogi what’s your nnid

[graceful quartz]

Dream_Octo bitch

[inland gulch]

Ok

[fresh vigil]

SOUP SPLEEN TIME

[narrow quest]

look at dms

[inland gulch]

101-0103

[thorn storm]

101-0103 (Wii U)

Support code detected, press to expand information

[graceful quartz]

ACCEPT MY STOOBIDE FR @fresh vigil

[inland gulch]

bro

[narrow quest]

i sent masooni a fr

[fresh vigil]

I DID GDI

[graceful quartz]

No way I softlocked myself when sending a fr

[prisma maple]

wow you guys are very good at coordinating

[fresh vigil]

LMAO

[rare wharf]

Got it and accepted it

🤘🏽

[inland gulch]

THE FUCK IS A

101-0103

[thorn storm]

101-0103 (Wii U)

Support code detected, press to expand information

[fresh vigil]

FRIEND FOSTER SOFT LOCK

ROSTER

[inland gulch]

I'm not

SOFTLOCKED

[graceful quartz]

I'm not enjoying this

Disgrace

[inland gulch]

Oh now I am softlocked

There we go

See? Now that's softlocked

[graceful quartz]

Slayyy 😍😍

[fresh vigil]

communication error 🗿

[graceful quartz]

🥰🥰🥰🥰

[hollow latch]

I gotta wait for my WiiU/Splatoon now.

[inland gulch]

@graceful quartz let me add you but like wait 2m I gotta reboot

[inland gulch]

skill issue||/jk||

[graceful quartz]

I'm opening FL now just tell me ur pmid

[hollow latch]

Also my terrible math was off my 96 cents... Since I said 185 and it was 184.04 with state taxes lol..

[inland gulch]

mollie2999

[tough tiger]

Can anyone play with me on splatoon

[inland gulch]

BRO WHAT THE FUCK IS AN 101-0103 EVEN AFTER REBOOTING

[thorn storm]

101-0103 (Wii U)

Support code detected, press to expand information

[fresh vigil]

pubs anyone?

[inland gulch]

Did they fuck up the friend list

[graceful quartz]

Actually

I think I softlocked

[narrow quest]

i just got my school schedule

[graceful quartz]

Kms 😍😍🥰🥰☺️😊😙🥰🤪😙🥰

[tough tiger]

Same

[inland gulch]

I can't add because that piece of crap keeps giving me 101-0103

[thorn storm]

101-0103 (Wii U)

Support code detected, press to expand information

[narrow quest]

the nightmare begins

[fresh vigil]

im going to college on the 22nd, i had my schedule for a few weeks now

[boreal gust]

Same

[graceful quartz]

What the fuck

[inland gulch]

Wait did they fucked up the friend list right now?

[boreal gust]

Idfk bro

[graceful quartz]

What does 101-0103 say

[thorn storm]

101-0103 (Wii U)

Support code detected, press to expand information

[narrow quest]

my school has 2 "return to learn" days😭

[inland gulch]

Oh wow

THEY DID FUCK UP THE FRIEND LIST

We are all getting that

[modest ibex]

octo balls

[graceful quartz]

Idk I softlocked myself 2 Timex

[tough tiger]

Stfu they didn’t

[narrow quest]

NO

[inland gulch]

We are 3 people having the same error

[narrow quest]

I HAVE MS KRESSLY

[inland gulch]

So yh they did

[graceful quartz]

Callie hot mama news again

[narrow quest]

FOR A CLASS