Splatoon

[tough tiger]

Why bro

[prisma maple]

squid parties are cringe

[modest ibex]

no

[dusty shuttle]

Were doing scrims

[plush venture]

Squid parties are good and healthy

[dusty shuttle]

no squid partying

[tough tiger]

Wtf did I do to you

[zenith ravine]

nvm you right thats from like 8 years ago

[zenith ravine]

he aint even replying to you

are you blind

[tired lark]

Andry did u create?

[zenith ravine]

ye

[inland gulch]

In 9 hours and 16 minutes

[tired lark]

Its not showing up

[zenith ravine]

let me rec

one sec

[modest ibex]

i have to join thru koppepan

so

[zenith ravine]

i mean recreatae

[tired lark]

Lemme create again

[zenith ravine]

wait

[tough tiger]

Ik

[zenith ravine]

i created again

[tired lark]

You prolly gotta reboot

[inland gulch]

💀

[rare wharf]

August third is gonna be GREAT, new heartstopper season AND nn servers back up?!

[zenith ravine]

showing up now koppepan?

[dusty shuttle]

You sick liar.

[zenith ravine]

what isheartstopper

[plush venture]

Chala are you excited for the servers to return

[inland gulch]

LMAOO

[tough tiger]

Could you friend me on pretendo

[inland gulch]

Idk

[rare wharf]

Gay Netflix show

[zenith ravine]

im not even friended with you

[dusty shuttle]

you are

[plush venture]

Spoken like a champ

[tough tiger]

Could you friend me?

[zenith ravine]

aren't you a piece of shit

uhh NAH

[tired lark]

no ones gonna add you 😭😭

[dusty shuttle]

is ur ingame name andry @zenith ravine

[zenith ravine]

yes

it's Andry

[dusty shuttle]

I have u added

[inland gulch]

😮

[tough tiger]

Fuck you im not a piece of shit

[zenith ravine]

bro you are

[dusty shuttle]

am joining koppepan

[zenith ravine]

accept it

[zenith ravine]

🤣

[rare wharf]

Hol up it comes out august third not second?

Like not today?

[dusty shuttle]

Timezones

[main onyx]

The 2nd at 8pm EST

[dusty shuttle]

Hes in france

[zenith ravine]

A- 69 💀

[deft coral]

✨ timezones ✨

[rare wharf]

My dumbass. LMFAO

[inland gulch]

❤️

[tough tiger]

Is it because of my skin do you think my skin is a piece of shit because I’m black

[fresh vigil]

i leave for 5 minutes and i miss shit lmao

[dusty shuttle]

I hate french people

🔥

[zenith ravine]

bro wh

[deft coral]

comes out at 9 pm us eastern iirc

[dusty shuttle]

(This is a joke)

[zenith ravine]

i didnt say shit about racism??

[modest ibex]

me too!

[main onyx]

Yeah I never got to S rank when I played this game. I was mostly interested in turf war

[zenith ravine]

nor about your skin color

[inland gulch]

💔

[tough tiger]

You see my pfp bruv

[zenith ravine]

are you really blaming it on color now

[inland gulch]

yh

[zenith ravine]

no you're a piece of shit cuz of the change.org thing

[dusty shuttle]

Calm down guys wtf

[tough tiger]

I didnt do shit to you

[inland gulch]

At 2AM, CEST, It's going back up for me.

[tough tiger]

Yey

[zenith ravine]

alr @tired lark rejoined

[fresh vigil]

huh ping me when arguing dies down lmao

[main onyx]

Can we get a moderator in here

[tired lark]

having are you gonna join

[zenith ravine]

kinda did

[rare wharf]

Can we ban this dude fr

[inland gulch]

We wait javi

[zenith ravine]

im gon play splatoon 1 rn

you joining shae?

[tough tiger]

What did I do to you bruv?

[fresh vigil]

whos hosting again? lol

[zenith ravine]

koppepan

[modest ibex]

im booting

[zenith ravine]

add him via PNID: Twicee

[rare wharf]

You’re starting things that don’t need to be started man

[fresh vigil]

okay, ill add them and join in a sec

[tough tiger]

Ok then I’ll stop happy?

[dusty shuttle]

Just block him

guys

[inland gulch]

I'm not gonna play right now, due to the announcements, everyone is panicking for no reason lmao, everything is a hot mess, not just the backend

[tired lark]

add javi

[dusty shuttle]

This is not a big deal

[tired lark]

because im not backing out again

[tough tiger]

I’m sorry ok?

I just want friends

[modest ibex]

joining

[rare wharf]

Very happy

[celest mural]

Bro what is going on in this chat 💀

[rare wharf]

God knows man

[zenith ravine]

just a little argument :3

[dusty shuttle]

some guy is annoying everyone

[rare wharf]

LEG DAY IS GOING AMAZINGGGG

[tough tiger]

I’m not trying to

[rare wharf]

RHAHHHH

[tough tiger]

I just want friends

[dusty shuttle]

yea but you are annoying everyone

thats the issue

[fresh vigil]

wait whats javi's pnid?

[tough tiger]

I’m sorry

[dusty shuttle]

no worries

[rare wharf]

I’m gonna hop on once I get back home from jim.

[dusty shuttle]

just avoid doing that again

[celest mural]

Make some real life friends then

[tough tiger]

K

[zenith ravine]

jit trishepenhin

[rare wharf]

Is anyone down to run some pubs or privs when I get back home

[zenith ravine]

koppe ready up

[narrow quest]

When I get back from work it will be amazing

[tired lark]

i know an easy life hack to make friends irl 😱😱

[zenith ravine]

we are in privs

[dusty shuttle]

ready up

[tough tiger]

I have real friends I just barely have any pretendo friends

[zenith ravine]

1. Do not the annoying.

[dusty shuttle]

😠

[fresh vigil]

WHO DO I FRIEND LMAO

[celest mural]

💯 💯 ‼️

[fresh vigil]

IM CONFUSED

[zenith ravine]

FRIEND KOPPEPAN

aka Twicee as PNID

[plush venture]

Do not make javi or lenyte mad.

[graceful quartz]

I added u uwu

[fresh vigil]

THEY SAID TO FRIEND JAVI

[tough tiger]

👍🏾

[tired lark]

2. Go outside.

[celest mural]

3. Profit

[tough tiger]

I touch grass

[tired lark]

proof

[tough tiger]

?

[tired lark]

Where

[graceful quartz]

What fuck

[celest mural]

Give me your location for proof

[prisma maple]

new update released for splatoon enhanced

[celest mural]

Ahah

I've never heard of that ever

[tough tiger]

Grass

[golden mist]

Pretendo is kinda dying to me now 🤦‍♂️

[fresh vigil]

FUCKIN
FRIEND ROSTER SOFT LOCK GDI

[celest mural]

GET OUT YOUR CAR

[plush venture]

Thank you enjoyer

[tough tiger]

Green grass

[rare wharf]

It’ll be back up once ur game is launched im assuming

[graceful quartz]

I can now disconnect from matchmaking WITHOUT me getting banned??

[dusty shuttle]

Uhhhhh

that was easy

[zenith ravine]

HOW WAS A 2V3 THIS UNBALANCED

[tired lark]

now touch it 🤤🤤

andry

[golden mist]

No they are moving splatoon to testers only

[zenith ravine]

dog yall were storming us like area 51 😭

[tired lark]

is ur internet bad

[golden mist]

All a money move imo

[fresh vigil]

now i gotta hard restart jhioughdifugj

[modest ibex]

wtf happned?

erm...

[inland gulch]

Javi dc

[dusty shuttle]

???

[celest mural]

What the hell that grass is decayed as hell

[tough tiger]

I took a picture of grass

[tired lark]

welp

friend me anyways

[tough tiger]

I don’t know bro

[echo gulch]

Erm... not the 2.12.0 game version... local..

[tired lark]

pnid is Twicee

[fresh vigil]

IM TRYING LOL

[graceful quartz]

Now TOUCH IT!!

[rare wharf]

No I mean once your game is completed I’m sure pretendo will be public again. You’ve even said your game is gonna take a min

[plush venture]

Free movie

[rare wharf]

PIRACY OH NO

[tough tiger]

🤣

[zenith ravine]

you cant even understand it either way

it's sped up by like 5000x

[zenith ravine]

that is a stock image

[celest mural]

Get banned for piracy.........

[plush venture]

It’s at least more entertaining then the normal speed

[rare wharf]

treadmill time.

[zenith ravine]

ok ill take it down lol

[tough tiger]

🤣

[graceful quartz]

I can see the watermark 🧐

[zenith ravine]

BRO

i got dced??

[inland gulch]

Me toi

[rare wharf]

Oh my gosh fuck treadmill after legs? KMSKMSKMSKMS

[inland gulch]

Too

[tired lark]

I gotta friend someone rq

[celest mural]

I think Austin can't touch the grass

[dusty shuttle]

@tired lark your wifi is shit 💀

[fresh vigil]

FINALLY LMAO
i sent it koppepan

[tired lark]

no 😡😡😡

[dusty shuttle]

it is 💀

[modest ibex]

i agree

ur shit is wifi

😡

[tough tiger]

Ik cause I can’t go outside cause I’m at my moms school

[dusty shuttle]

wifi is ur shit

[tired lark]

no 😡😡😡

[dusty shuttle]

🚗

[tired lark]

shit is ur wifi

[plush venture]

I’m going to miss my plaza being filled with the cridders here

[tough tiger]

Their are no windows fr

[dusty shuttle]

is shit ur wifi ?

Hey vsauce

Michael here

[rare wharf]

Hey can one of y’all send me a friend request so I can join once I’m home?

[celest mural]

The voices the voices

[tough tiger]

Sure

[fresh vigil]

we should do pubs today

[tired lark]

rejoin babes

[dusty shuttle]

Technically, if wifi are like waves that go around your house etc, could you technically shit your wifi

[zenith ravine]

joining x

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/874178432630661230/1067487068344827925/RECOVER_sdffsdfsdfds.gif

[celest mural]

https://tenor.com/view/fnaf-five-nights-at-freddys-gif-22342204

NO

EMBED FAIL

edcfewsdrflkcvkjmewsrdop;fger

[plush venture]

Given enough time and money, sure 👍

[rare wharf]

SOEAKING OF FNAF, just beat ruin yesterday and OMG

Amazing game

[dusty shuttle]

Why would you need time and money for that 💀

[rare wharf]

Well. DLC

[fresh vigil]

@tired lark i sent fr

[plush venture]

@narrow quest fnaf ALERT 🚨

[rare wharf]

RAHH

[echo gulch]

BYEEEEE Not the most known Pretendo Breaker GRABBING the 2.12.1 Update-

[tired lark]

i alr accepted it

[fresh vigil]

noice

[tough tiger]

Don’t update it

[echo gulch]

Why

[dusty shuttle]

🥰

[zenith ravine]

https://tenor.com/view/fnaf-meme-gif-26467524

Fafnfnf

[narrow quest]

I play FNAF on series s😔

[celest mural]

Me when the dlc fixes the main game

[rare wharf]

Literally.

[dusty shuttle]

wheres the part where freddy starts twerking

[inland gulch]

send in dm pls

[echo gulch]

no

[inland gulch]

why

[modest ibex]

the new update contains malware!!!

[echo gulch]

pirussy 😡😡😡

[celest mural]

I really hope you

I hope you

[dusty shuttle]

BRO IS ASKING FOR PIRATED SOFTWARE

WHAT

[inland gulch]

so

[dusty shuttle]

???

[celest mural]

BAN HIM ! ! !

[tough tiger]

My ip is
699.69.69

[inland gulch]

SHE PIRATED IT BEFORE RELEASE AND LEAKED IT!

[dusty shuttle]

get radiant on valorant ? Wow thanks I appreciate it !!!

[tough tiger]

OMG

[echo gulch]

omg NOO!!!! MY CEMU IS BEING HACKED!!!

[zenith ravine]

wait what the fuck

[tough tiger]

report him

[cerulean prawn]

The next masammy??

[inland gulch]

Did I?

[rare wharf]

LMFAOOOO

[dusty shuttle]

@echo gulch I cant believe you did that.

[rare wharf]

I’m just fucking with you ooo

[zenith ravine]

@tired lark why are you starting a 2v1

[tough tiger]

What?

[plush venture]

Except not French sadly so it’s a bit less silly

[dusty shuttle]

You're going to jail

[inland gulch]

Am I?

[tired lark]

because

i wanted to

[dusty shuttle]

no the other guy

[zenith ravine]

ok lol

[modest ibex]

oh no

[tough tiger]

You pirate

[dusty shuttle]

oomi

[inland gulch]

LMAO

[echo gulch]

Pronouns are he him lol
also i didn't leak it

[inland gulch]

Did I?

[fresh vigil]

OH FFS SOFT LOCK ON FRIEND ROSTER AGAIN AA

[dusty shuttle]

😢

[inland gulch]

Or is it?

[dusty shuttle]

I cant believe you let me down like that

[plush venture]

It is

[dusty shuttle]

what did I do to you

[echo gulch]

This is not my mii this is nintendo's mii

[dusty shuttle]

I thought we were friends

...

[tough tiger]

Yarr har fiddle de de

[echo gulch]

It's my pfp on this server

[inland gulch]

Oh

[celest mural]

Betrayal arc

[tough tiger]

Being a pirate

[echo gulch]

Also are you using my pfp as an excuse to call me she/her???

[tired lark]

Sor ree bbg 😭😭😭😭

[ripe tendon]

nintendo be like: You kids are annoying as FUCK so if you annoy me again I am disabling the

[rare wharf]

This treadmill isn’t slay rn this hurts

[dusty shuttle]

😢

[tough tiger]

Isn’t alright to be

[rare wharf]

Is this man rlly being transphobic

[inland gulch]

Ok

[celest mural]

I will boil you.

[plush venture]

CHALA MY Man

[dusty shuttle]

wow it finished quickly ig

poggers

[inland gulch]

marina in side order leak

[zenith ravine]

so gaming

[rare wharf]

Dying for side order rn

[zenith ravine]

not this fucking gamemode lmfao

[narrow quest]

Same

[fresh vigil]

@echo gulch another non binary person like me???? wow!!! we should be friends !!! im being legit btw sorry i just dont meet many enby people aaaaa

[plush venture]

I actually had a great time in splan 3 yesterday so I’m excited for side order again

[tired lark]

hes still a fetus he doesnt know better.

[rare wharf]

Guess so

[narrow quest]

I hope it releases in September

[echo gulch]

Non binary queens

[rare wharf]

JADE WEST?!?!?!

[zenith ravine]

jadnye west

[fresh vigil]

yesssss

[dusty shuttle]

WHAT THE FUCK

[modest ibex]

kanye west

[echo gulch]

when i see binary i cry/j

[dusty shuttle]

JADE WEST THE REAL ONE ?

[narrow quest]

I have fun sometimes but the matchmaking is terrible

[echo gulch]

Wtf

[rare wharf]

Oh and have y’all seen that Nintendo may be dropping a new console next year 🤪

[golden mist]

Yea but even for regular playing here, it sucks. Splatoon seems like one of the largest pretendo player bases rn

[echo gulch]

leek

[zenith ravine]

ok 2v2 mobile tower lol

HEAR we go

[celest mural]

Hear?

[rare wharf]

Girl.

[plush venture]

Playing turf with phene and cdawg yesterday was fun, and then the random weopon challenge was Exquisite

[modest ibex]

emo

[rare wharf]

FELL IN LOVE WITH AN EMOU GWORLLL

[narrow quest]

The splatfest is happening when I won’t be home

😔

[rare wharf]

I JUST WANT. AN EMO GWORL

Naur.

[plush venture]

I will NEVER let the mk8 chat get bigger than this chat

[celest mural]

I'm killing you.

[rare wharf]

R you turning emo now yogi :(

[golden mist]

Real. 😎

[celest mural]

I am killing you

[echo gulch]

the fact that i need to get used to this

[plush venture]

What team WOULD you pick

[echo gulch]

i am missing 2.12.0 already

lmfao

[tough tiger]

How is ur warawara plaza working!

[rare wharf]

No way in hell.

[fresh vigil]

i had to hared restart for the 5th time

[plush venture]

It’s like a new year

[fresh vigil]

hard*

[modest ibex]

i am ninteneo

[narrow quest]

I’ll be home to vote

Team love

[rare wharf]

Oh.

[narrow quest]

Gotta keep that win streak going

[echo gulch]

omg im playstate pls lets make a game together

[plush venture]

Quirkily writing 2013 oops, I mean 2014!

[rare wharf]

WIN STREAK?!

[dusty shuttle]

Hmmmm

[rare wharf]

I think money is winning this one

[plush venture]

Love wins easy

[narrow quest]

Team love won in s1 and s2

[rare wharf]

I still dk what I’m picking

[zenith ravine]

3v1 lool

[dusty shuttle]

Team Money ftw

[zenith ravine]

wait lets do 3ahf uck

[rare wharf]

I’ll probs pick lauv

[plush venture]

People who pick money or fame are sillymen

[dusty shuttle]

Money Money Money Money

🤑

[narrow quest]

And I haven’t voted for big man since the world premiere

[prisma maple]

@dusty shuttle gc rq

[plush venture]

You’re the only person allowed to pick money

[rare wharf]

Big man is a flop a lot of the time, so.

[shy star]

pb?

[plush venture]

For val skins

[fresh vigil]

gonna get food while i wait for the next battle

[tough tiger]

This video is sponsored by Factor

Factor Gives you healthy meals that are chef approved

If you use Code pretendo you can get 15% of ur fist order

[inland gulch]

This is what I found on the Nintendo website

[golden mist]

Well at the very least i hope we can still talk here after this game goes to testers

[zenith ravine]

i just mfin suicided at the end

[plush venture]

I do aswell

[dusty shuttle]

@tired lark why cheat

[zenith ravine]

fr

[dusty shuttle]

💀

[zenith ravine]

koppepan turn off aimbot for once i wanna see how you do

[tired lark]

no its lag

[dusty shuttle]

Yeah yeah

[zenith ravine]

"lag"

[dusty shuttle]

@tired lark r u french btw

[tired lark]

no aimbot gives me life

[zenith ravine]

im going to kil you

[zenith ravine]

yea cuz your skills r shit

[inland gulch]

He is

[tired lark]

alr ill turn it off

[zenith ravine]

holy shit!!

[plush venture]

Next bayonetta game is going to make BILLIONS

[zenith ravine]

phenomenal,

@inland gulch

[tough tiger]

Yay

[zenith ravine]

wake up

[inland gulch]

Shut up

[plush venture]

This channel is French until proven guilty

[inland gulch]

I take a good stuff

[fresh vigil]

WOW CAMPERS LMAO

[rare wharf]

TWO MORE MINUTES OF CARDIO OH MY GOD

I’m actually dying plz. Fuck

[zenith ravine]

bro wtf

[dusty shuttle]

Very balanced

[zenith ravine]

i couldn't even remotely play for 2 minutes

[fresh vigil]

bruh

camperrrrrs

[tired lark]

can i turn aimbot back on 🥺🥺

[dusty shuttle]

I love modded splatoon

[golden mist]

https://tenor.com/view/usa-4th-of-july-funny-4th-of-july-4th-of-july-weekend-happy-fourth-of-july-gif-22212186

[zenith ravine]

WAIE

wait

[plush venture]

LETS GO MASOONI

[zenith ravine]

wait

@tired lark

back down

[golden mist]

Is this enough?

[zenith ravine]

everyone vs you

[rare wharf]

RAHH!!!!

[zenith ravine]

lets do that

a fucking 1V4

[plush venture]

JAIL THEM!

[golden mist]

dang

[tired lark]

wirh aimbotter

[golden mist]

am no longer french

[zenith ravine]

ok fine

[golden mist]

Oui oui

[fresh vigil]

WTF LMAO??\

[inland gulch]

H

[narrow quest]

I will use my Pretendo profile for modded single player from now on

[modest ibex]

another 13 second year old alert

guys i’m also aimbot ting rn

even tho i’m not in the match

[zenith fractal]

reported

[golden mist]

🧐 🤔

[rare wharf]

CARDIO COMPLETED

[tired lark]

die 🥰🥰

[narrow quest]

I will play until Neo machine tonight 🔥🔥🔥

[rare wharf]

No…

Plz no

[narrow quest]

YES

[modest ibex]

i know… #aimbot

[rare wharf]

WOOHOOO

[golden mist]

#aimbot

[narrow quest]

I wish rverse had a Splatoon community

[modest ibex]

it should have an aimbot community.

[dull spindle]

And my best way to play will now become local play again...

[rare wharf]

Isn’t rverse only 3ds

[narrow quest]

It’s coming to Wii U soon

[dull spindle]

It's both on 3ds and wiiu

[rare wharf]

Oh sick

[dull spindle]

And I have it on my 3ds

[rare wharf]

Why?

[narrow quest]

Same

Rverse is so fun

[rare wharf]

Idk why my rverse doesn’t work on 3ds

[dusty shuttle]

hmmm

[fresh vigil]

i surrender

[narrow quest]

Do you have game patching enabled

[zenith ravine]

on your luma3ds

rosalina3ds

mario3ds

[rare wharf]

Oh that may be why

[zenith ravine]

ok ima stop

[rare wharf]

I forgot abt that

[dusty shuttle]

Hes gonna cheat

100%

[zenith ravine]

ok here weog

legit 1v4

yeshe is lmfao

yes he**

[inland gulch]

Yeah

[tired lark]

no

its lag

ofc

🤤🤤

[zenith ravine]

SHUT UP

IT ISNTo

[dull spindle]

Because I usually play with friends and I am the only one in my group that has the possibility to play online without using pretendo... And we're like 3 or 4 so rip online matches...

[inland gulch]

Lag ? Mmhh

[tired lark]

yeah it is

[rare wharf]

Ohhh rip

Can cemu not use nno?

Nintendo network**

[modern axle]

omg are the official servers coming back?

[rare wharf]

Yeah

[formal condor]

Yes

[modern axle]

wooooooooo

[dull spindle]

It's more like that u can't make a Nintendo network profile without an unic wii u which doesn't help when we don't all have a wii u

[modern axle]

Gonna dump S3 and S2 so hard into bin

[formal condor]

Although the disadvantage is pretendo will put Splatoon back in beta testers only so

[rare wharf]

We’ll you can make nnid’s from YOUR Wii U and then send them the info

[dull spindle]

That's like ultra bad, it means no Splatoon anymore apart if I bug one of my friends to help me get the right file out of my console/share his console

[dusty shuttle]

u ok @tired lark 💀

[tired lark]

no

[cerulean anvil]

Goodbye splatton on prentento .How much players are tommorow still here ?

[dusty shuttle]

💀

[dull spindle]

The issue is that then we can't play together if it's the same console id probably

[zenith ravine]

bro wtf

[inland gulch]

Oh

[zenith ravine]

im out 💀

[inland gulch]

Lmao

[dusty shuttle]

rip @zenith ravine

😔

[fresh vigil]

lol

[zenith ravine]

turning off my console one sec

[fresh vigil]

GONE

[tired lark]

can i hack plsplspls

[dusty shuttle]

what

4v0

[inland gulch]

Uh

[zenith ravine]

wiat what

screenshot

[inland gulch]

4v0 lmaooo

[dusty shuttle]

Wow we're against my dad

[fresh vigil]

WTF???

[zenith ravine]

WAIT SCREENSHOT

[zenith ravine]

WHAT?????????

[inland gulch]

what

[zenith ravine]

yall go party or somethiNG LMFAO

[cerulean anvil]

Anyone playing now ?

[dull spindle]

Meow nyamma just close this channel until Nintendo close their servers again

[tough tiger]

Splatfest?!

[inland gulch]

yeah

[tough tiger]

Oh shit they just announced that?

[dusty shuttle]

help

[fresh vigil]

DEATH

[dusty shuttle]

everything is wrong

[fresh vigil]

WHAT IS EVEN HAPPENING

[cerulean anvil]

No why i mean some players are still playing splatton on prentendo tommowor nintendo dont have a discord channel where you can Meet others

And no Website for mk8

[inland gulch]

Wtffff

[inland gulch]

no custom splatfest

Nooooo

[fresh vigil]

KICKED

[tired lark]

crash

[fresh vigil]

LAMO

[inland gulch]

Nooooo

[fresh vigil]

IM DYING HAT THE FUCK

[dusty shuttle]

💀

[plush venture]

La communication

[inland gulch]

A good 4v0

[dusty shuttle]

No its a mod that makes my maps nighttime

[inland gulch]

THE FUCK AM I PLAYING?

[inland gulch]

You speak french ?

[fresh vigil]

LMAO

[plush venture]

Nop

[inland gulch]

Mmhh

Ok

[plush venture]

I should learn at this point tho

[tough tiger]

I found this while I was playing splatoon yesterday 💀

[dusty shuttle]

La communication avec l'hôte de la session privée a été interrompue. 🗣️ 🗣️ 📢 🔥 🔥

[inland gulch]

💀

[plush venture]

Preach

[inland gulch]

Rip

[tough tiger]

This was my juxt post https://juxt.pretendo.network/posts/uHZYfW0Fuv1MxXJ0DcTcf

[dusty shuttle]

why would you say that moderation is garbage when theres nothing wrong in the screenshot

[inland gulch]

Im gonna go

[tough tiger]

Bro it literally says his mom left him at the Home Depot (That’s child neglect and endangerment btw)

[inland gulch]

AT tomorrow in online

[dusty shuttle]

thats clearly a joke post bro

you're the reason why miiverse closed

[tough tiger]

Ik

[tough tiger]

I didn’t know what Miiverse was back then

[dusty shuttle]

you're too young for that 💀

[tough tiger]

Ik didn’t have a Wii U

[dusty shuttle]

not even a 3ds ???

[tough tiger]

Yeah

[inland gulch]

I used Miiverse ONCE on my 3DS personally 💀

[modest ibex]

my miiverse posts are too cringe

i wish i had never posted

[tough tiger]

But I was poor bro

[dusty shuttle]

I used it a lot

[inland gulch]

C'est quoi les touche pour désactiver déjà

[inland gulch]

Send your NNID

[dusty shuttle]

but I dont remember my old nnid

[dusty shuttle]

L fleche du bas puis select

inkay

false

un truc comme ça

[tough tiger]

But after I made that post I saw this https://juxt.pretendo.network/posts/m5DBAhJ4Aeh1jJQuEUObK?t=1690947337086

[modest ibex]

no

[inland gulch]

WHAT ITS NOT THAT

[dusty shuttle]

Bro

[dusty shuttle]

?

Tiramisu ?

[inland gulch]

There's a typo it says Juxaposition, I reported it btw

Oui

[dusty shuttle]

if youre on tiramisu I have no idea

[inland gulch]

...

[dusty shuttle]

That's the key combo for aroma

[inland gulch]

Noooo

[dusty shuttle]

just remove the plugin then

[tough tiger]

Where?

[inland gulch]

...

[tough tiger]

Oh I see it now

You can’t report the devs

[inland gulch]

I reported it in #testing-discussion

[tough tiger]

Jemma is everywhere

She is in my walls

And in my floors

[inland gulch]

lmao

[tough tiger]

There is no escape

[wet relic]

How do you get the warawara plaza working?

[tough tiger]

Idk

Ask Jemma

She is everywhere

She might be in ur Wii U

Rn

Or ur discord

But there is no escape

Run

RUN!

RuN!

[wet relic]

AAAAAAAH!

[graceful quartz]

Uhhhh

[inland gulch]

@dusty shuttle for tiramisu WE need to remove nimble rpx

[dusty shuttle]

k

why are you on tiramisu btw

[inland gulch]

Idk

Lmao

[dusty shuttle]

bruh 💀

[tough tiger]

Help

[tough tiger]

She has hacked my discord

[dusty shuttle]

what the actual fuck

[fresh vigil]

stop

[fresh vigil]

STOP

[narrow quest]

Omfg

[dusty shuttle]

bro

stop

[narrow quest]

Stop lil bro

[fresh vigil]

annoying little shit

[tough tiger]

Ok just playing

[tough tiger]

That was Uncalled for

[fresh vigil]

spamming was uncalled for

[tough tiger]

True

She is on my Wii U

[dusty shuttle]

we got it

[tough tiger]

Ok

But fr Why isn’t SuperMarioDaBom or any of the other devs rotate or something

[plush venture]

Who’s this

[narrow quest]

It’s obviously dj Octavio

Who else would say that

[plush venture]

Surely

[tough tiger]

Are you guys gonna do this shit in nintendo servers to keep pretendo relevant https://youtu.be/wfgnURJy4Ws

[plush venture]

I don’t know how to have multiple accounts on cemu so I’m just going to tuck away my preten account and plug in my ninten account

[narrow quest]

8 hours and 10 minutes

[dusty shuttle]

no

pretendo will be relevant when their matchmaking is as good a nintendo's

[fresh vigil]

hacking on legit servers is cringe

[tough tiger]

Ik

[woven sundial]

im so glad nintendos bringing back splatoons servers
with pretendo you're basically limited to just pbs

[woven sundial]

fr

[plush venture]

I’ll get set up in 4 hours

I have to pace the excitement

[tough tiger]

I am too but I feel bad about pretendo

[dusty shuttle]

they dont give two shits about you

let them work on it

[tough tiger]

Ok

[narrow quest]

Kk

[echo gulch]

THE CRASH

[narrow quest]

I’ll set up at like 1:00

[tough tiger]

I’ll set mine up at 3

[rapid haven]

Welp, Splatoon servers will come back soon

[fluid fossil]

tbf pretendo's not just working on splat1. they also have mario kart, juxt, mario maker... even if they're locked behind a paywall for now

[rapid haven]

I think I need to move all save data to my Nintendo network account

I don't know if you will still be playing on pretendo servers

[dusty shuttle]

we cant

[rapid haven]

I like to play with y'all

[dusty shuttle]

theyre closing anyways

its nintendo or nothing now

[rapid haven]

Will be available to beta testers, right?

[plush venture]

We will play on ninten servers

[dusty shuttle]

yes

[fresh vigil]

my NNID is Chey123, add me on my nnid so we can still play on the nintendo servers!!

[warm garden]

yeah it's locked behind beta testing but hey! we can repurpose this for regular nintendo matchseeking

[dusty shuttle]

they closed it to work on it so I hope they arent lying

[rapid haven]

I'll add you later!

[fresh vigil]

mkay!

[prisma maple]

until august 12th 2036

[plush venture]

You give them too much credit

2024 December 8th

[prisma maple]

if no new security vulnerability is found, they will forget that the server is even up since they have hundreds of nex servers running

[rapid haven]

April 1

[echo gulch]

Y'all!!! **REMINDER FOR HIDDEN GEAR/OCTOLING ONLINE USERS if you have access to Nintendo Network ** Don't forget to remove hidden gear and set your gender to an inkling because the update comes out soon!!!

[dull spindle]

so pretendon isnt closing the splatoon servers ?

[warm garden]

it's gonna suck going back to my old unmodded gear. i have no sea snails to reroll abilities with

[plush venture]

Thank you for reminding oomi

[warm garden]

they're only being closed publicly!! paying beta testers can still use them

[narrow quest]

I’m so excited

[warm garden]

at least that's how it is to my knowledge

[plush venture]

You can level up and get Neo machine TONIGHT

[graceful quartz]

Forced to play as the inferior species

Again

[plush venture]

Hi dream octo

[dusty shuttle]

the heat death of the universe

[graceful quartz]

Hi blanch :33

[plush venture]

I have AC I’ll be fine

[cerulean anvil]

Yeah but why must they close this discord ctabb3l then.

[graceful quartz]

The discord what

[plush venture]

I don’t think they said they’re closing the discord

[prisma maple]

if you ever feel stupid remember this: tiktok users think that the servers have already come back up

[warm garden]

they're not closing the discord lmao don't worry about that

[graceful quartz]

What

[rapid haven]

I'm going to wait a few days before using the Nintendo servers, because there are still a lot of hackers in games like Minecraft and other games.

[dull spindle]

something that amaze me is that they didnt calculate most interactions on the server side but on the client side...

[cerulean anvil]

No but this channel would not be so active

[plush venture]

It will be

Trust

[graceful quartz]

Wait

[plush venture]

Waiting

[graceful quartz]

This gave me an idea

What if

[rapid haven]

A hacker spawned too many particles that my Wii u just restarted

[graceful quartz]

I connected to the lobby with pretendo

Took a picture

And posted it on Twitter

[dull spindle]

I mean, the discord isnt super usefull if I cant play anymore

[plush venture]

Do it

[prisma maple]

I would check your door at 2:04 AM UTC+3.

[graceful quartz]

With the text "THE SERVERS ARE BACK UP!!"

[plush venture]

You’d get at least 100 people to turn on their dust riddled Wii U

[cerulean anvil]

Yeah maybe nintendo open someday there own discord

[graceful quartz]

You know where my door lives??

[dusty shuttle]

lmao

nice joke

[dull spindle]

I feel like they could just add it as added content with a way to unlock it instead of making it illegal to have it while its still physically in the game files...

[echo gulch]

I'm pretty sure the moment the update releases people will cheat

[graceful quartz]

Just to be angry and never open it again

[dusty shuttle]

nintendo letting their users communicating between them would be more rare than the heat death of the universe

[prisma maple]

thank god the uk support email exists so i can get them all banned

[echo gulch]

I mean The SRL gear bans you and is locked for a reason

[plush venture]

If we all cheat it’s like no one is cheating at all

[prisma maple]

if anyone cheats on nn i will personally make sure they get banned

[dusty shuttle]

lol

[echo gulch]

lol

[rapid haven]

Sadly 😔

[dusty shuttle]

youre such a joker

😂

[rapid haven]

El caballero de la noche

[warm garden]

that would be a disaster

[graceful quartz]

"Hello UK support I saw a cheater this is their Id and what they did"

1 day later...

1 week later...

1 eternity later...

[prisma maple]

uk support is actually active for legacy consoles

[graceful quartz]

Real?

[echo gulch]

If neptune comes back Hidden Gear anti ban would probably be updated too

[prisma maple]

yes

several people have gotten banned

[plush venture]

1 heat death of the universe later

The UK has nothing better to do

[wispy minnow]

1 big bang later

[rapid haven]

Time to ban Minecraft hackers

[warm garden]

this is because the uk is backwards /j

[prisma maple]

once it comes back sacrifice your wii u by connecting to neptune and log the incoming traffic through wireshark

also u might be able to get the payload if u change your browser's user agent and go to the link via pc

[graceful quartz]

Cosmetic changes are so inoffensive yet Nintendo still bans ppl that do it

[plush venture]

This is what movies made hacking sound like in the early 2000s

[warm garden]

because they consider it a vulnerability of some kind. it's almost like slippery slope fallacy but for mods

[deft coral]

what do i need to worry about if i've just used splathex?

[echo gulch]

i mean one time i had it, i checked and it had frog encryption, seemed suspicious to me

[wispy minnow]

Join 5/8

[prisma maple]

does it have anything related to the codes

[dusty shuttle]

frog encryption ???

🐸

[plush venture]

LOL

[echo gulch]

not sire i didn't check it more, haxxie probably did iirc

[graceful quartz]

Frog subscription

[graceful quartz]

Only frog!

[echo gulch]

Frog decryption

[prisma maple]

In cryptography, FROG is a block cipher authored by Georgoudis, Leroux and Chaves. The algorithm can work with any block size between 8 and 128 bytes, and supports key sizes between 5 and 125 bytes. The algorithm consists of 8 rounds and has a very complicated key schedule.

It was submitted in 1998 by TecApro, a Costa Rican software company, to the AES competition as a candidate to become the Advanced Encryption Standard. Wagner et al. (1999) found a number of weak key classes for FROG. Other problems included very slow key setup and relatively slow encryption. FROG was not selected as a finalist.
Design philosophy

Normally a block cipher applies a fixed sequence of primitive mathematical or logical operators (such as additions, XORs, etc.) on the plaintext and secret key in order to produce the ciphertext. An attacker uses this knowledge to search for weaknesses in the cipher which may allow the recovery of the plaintext.

FROG's design philosophy is to hide the exact sequence of primitive operations even though the cipher itself is known. While other ciphers use the secret key only as data (which are combined with the plain text to produce the cipher text), FROG uses the key both as data and as instructions on how to combine these data. In effect an expanded version of the key is used by FROG as a program. FROG itself operates as an interpreter that applies this key-dependent program on the plain text to produce the cipher text. Decryption works by applying the same program in reverse on the cipher text.

[dusty shuttle]

oh haxxie

flexlion guy

[dusty shuttle]

what

[wispy minnow]

i ate a cat

[graceful quartz]

I want to die help pe

[hardy charm]

I killed the neighbors dog with a nerf gun

[graceful quartz]

Frog?

[dusty shuttle]

My question is how do you pull up those wikipedia pages so fast @prisma maple

[wispy minnow]

im gonna eat another at 9/11/2001, NYC at 9am

[dusty shuttle]

WHAT

[prisma maple]

In human–computer interaction and user interface design, cut, copy, and paste are related commands that offer an interprocess communication technique for transferring data through a computer's user interface. The cut command removes the selected data from its original position, while the copy command creates a duplicate; in both cases the selected data is kept in temporary storage (the clipboard). The data from the clipboard is later inserted wherever a paste command is issued. The data remains available to any application supporting the feature, thus allowing easy data transfer between applications.

The command names are an interface metaphor based on the physical procedure used in manuscript editing to create a page layout.

This interaction technique has close associations with related techniques in graphical user interfaces (GUIs) that use pointing devices such as a computer mouse (by drag and drop, for example). Typically, clipboard support is provided by an operating system as part of its GUI and widget toolkit.

The capability to replicate information with ease, changing it between contexts and applications, involves privacy concerns because of the risks of disclosure when handling sensitive information. Terms like cloning, copy forward, carry forward, or re-use refer to the dissemination of such information through documents, and may be subject to regulation by administrative bodies.[1]

[graceful quartz]

Enjoyer is Wikipedia

[plush venture]

Enjoyer is

[dusty shuttle]

I have one but I might get banned if I send it

[wispy minnow]

7/8

[plush venture]

Have one what

[dusty shuttle]

So im probably not going to-

wikipedia page

[narrow quest]

Tonight at 7pm is the heat death of free Pretendo

[wet relic]

Are y’all doing pubs or pbs?

[plush venture]

Pretending

[wispy minnow]

Fuck

[dusty shuttle]

Only for splatoon tho

[fresh vigil]

i want pubs

[prisma maple]

it would be a shame if someone forced story mode maps on nn

[dusty shuttle]

lol

truly

[wispy minnow]

Even more fuck

[graceful quartz]

Oh no!

[prisma maple]

does anyone wanna fight in shooting range 🔥

[wet relic]

I want to do pubs once I’m home

[narrow quest]

RIP Cemu users that don’t have an nnid

[wispy minnow]

Wait for cemu or for wii u users too?

[plush venture]

You need a Wii U even for cemu preten

[dusty shuttle]

me

[plush venture]

They removed the downloadable account files I’m pretty sure

[dusty shuttle]

yes

[prisma maple]

dont worry we will do shooting range in squad battles!!

[deft coral]

you need more wii u files for pretendo now

[inland gulch]

Oh yeah, rip those 3 CEMU users who don't have an NNID

[wispy minnow]

Btw i sure hope the free pretendo heat death is only for cemu

[narrow quest]

Who’s ready for splatoon1: expansion pass wave 1 side order

[deft coral]

i'll need to re-dump some files because i overwrote the nnid ones (the flash drive i used is nowhere to be seen)

[plush venture]

It’s for everyone

[dusty shuttle]

If they dont have an nnid its safe to say they just pirated it

[graceful quartz]

I only had to redownload the game 2 times because I couldn't use the software:(

[wispy minnow]

Even more fuck

[inland gulch]

True

[fresh vigil]

soft locked again ffs

[graceful quartz]

Exciting

[prisma maple]

https://constitution.congress.gov/constitution/amendment-4/

[graceful quartz]

I want to fight against Dummies I can't kill

[dusty shuttle]

I am NOT reading allat 🔥

[plush venture]

Enjoyer is congregating

[dusty shuttle]

especially when it does not apply to me

📈

[narrow quest]

I’m all ready for tonight!

[graceful quartz]

Pirating?$?3?3)$$!2?$!$"

[wispy minnow]

So at 9pm we cant play on pretendo (for free) anymore

[plush venture]

Gamecu

[tough tiger]

Bro got the gamecube

[graceful quartz]

be!!

Game cu bee

[prisma maple]

Please destroy your Joycons™️.

[graceful quartz]

Tru

[prisma maple]

They are a waste of oxygen.

[plush venture]

I started using my Splatoon joycons finally

[dusty shuttle]

I would like to receive your joycons in my mailbox

tomorrow

at 8pm

[plush venture]

I give them 2 months before they Mario kart drift into the sun

[dusty shuttle]

My joycons still dont have drift 🔥

[graceful quartz]

Pro controller my beloved smooch

[dusty shuttle]

Idk how you got drift

but I dont

🔥

[prisma maple]

joycon sticks feel like plastic pieces of trash which make squeaky sounds after 2 hours of usage

[narrow quest]

Idk why but it took all of ny switch controllers so far like 4 years to drift

[plush venture]

I actually like joycons

[narrow quest]

I’m just lucky🤑

[prisma maple]

people who take care of their controllers dont have to deal with drift

[graceful quartz]

It took me 2 months

[dusty shuttle]

My ZR button does this weird spring sound

[deft coral]

the splatoon oled joy-cons look so cool

[narrow quest]

I try to take care of them

[narrow quest]

I love them sm

[dusty shuttle]

I could literally put my joycons in a box and they'd look like brand new ones

[prisma maple]

one of the buttons is gonna squeak even if u take perfect care of it

[plush venture]

Now that I’ve become a clean freak my joycons will NEVER drift

[graceful quartz]

They are really beautiful, but I still hate them because they are joy cons

[prisma maple]

the switch is a piece of trash and home consoles are better 👍

[graceful quartz]

They are uncomfortable and just worse than the pro controller

[prisma maple]

either they will drift or they will squeak

[narrow quest]

This is what my switch lite looks like after 4 years

[prisma maple]

how are joycons worth like $60

[rare wharf]

bro i made a whole ass nnid acount not knowing you can just use ur pretendo one and choose not to connect to pretendo

[graceful quartz]

3 dual screen 😿

[graceful quartz]

*70

[dusty shuttle]

you got the worst switch

[plush venture]

Who did it better

[dusty shuttle]

💀

[dusty shuttle]

3

[wispy minnow]

Join we are 5/8

[graceful quartz]

Or both :3

[rare wharf]

3

[prisma maple]

at least its not v1 switch

[dusty shuttle]

v1 is better than lite

[narrow quest]

I got it for my birthday, I got a switch oled in june

[rare wharf]

slay

[graceful quartz]

Both are nic

[dusty shuttle]

everything is better than lite

[rare wharf]

the new console comes out necxt year

[prisma maple]

wait till you see its performance

[rare wharf]

i do love the lite tho, its so cute

[dusty shuttle]

wait till you get drift on a lite

💀

[plush venture]

Splatoon 2 Controller came out when pro controllers had faulty bumper buttons

[graceful quartz]

😰

[narrow quest]

I have a video of that

[plush venture]

So my zl needs an extra push to work 🔥

[narrow quest]

Hold on

[wispy minnow]

Original switch 🗿

[zenith ravine]

do i archive garflief comic strips??!?

[plush venture]

I need to mod my switch

[rare wharf]

do we need to make new nnid accounts tho to get back onto the nintendo network once splatoon servers come back or can we just use our pretendo ones and choose not to connect to pretendo

[zenith ravine]

wait what the fuck

[graceful quartz]

My other pro controller lost its battery and I can't charge it now 🙄

[zenith ravine]

wha tth eFUCK

[dusty shuttle]

You need an actual nnid

[plush venture]

DEFIANT switch

You will NOT walk forward

[narrow quest]

There is a reason I upgraded

[dusty shuttle]

The switch just did NOT want to move

[rare wharf]

i just made a seperate nnid so will that work?

[prisma maple]

pov: you bought the bootleg plaza with s3 staff

[dusty shuttle]

you have to ask it kindly

[dusty shuttle]

yes

[graceful quartz]

Help

[plush venture]

Xbox controllers:🔥

[rare wharf]

I remember when i wanted a lite instead of an oled

i do love the lite like actually, its such a cute system

[prisma maple]

i used to have an xbox 360 controller for several years

[graceful quartz]

They don't have gyroscope -10/10

[plush venture]

I bought it instantly

I will eat all the Splatoon slop in the world

[narrow quest]

It fixed itself when I put aquaphor in the joystick

[wispy minnow]

Squid racer at 3am:
Sp||blud what r u doing||

[rare wharf]

kinda wanna buy the bootleg joycons from temu that look like the splatoon ones

[narrow quest]

It just needed to be moisturized

[prisma maple]

wii ruined people's view on gyro controls

[dusty shuttle]

They meant you cant play splatoon on pc with an xbox controller

[plush venture]

Everyone thinks gryo is flailing your arms

[dusty shuttle]

📉

[rare wharf]

literally

[graceful quartz]

I want to buy 100€ joy cons from wish because the op says that they don't drift 😍

[prisma maple]

because of the dumb wii commercials

[narrow quest]

Orange cat behavior

[plush venture]

And the dumb Wii games

[plush venture]

That had waggle for EVERYTHING

[graceful quartz]

What.

[dusty shuttle]

garfield

vs

thing

[prisma maple]

have you never seen a wii commercial?

[plush venture]

LOLLL

thing wins easily

[graceful quartz]

They actually don't have a gyroscope

[dusty shuttle]

WHAT

[rare wharf]

if one goes missing it wasnt me

[prisma maple]

people think that motion and gyro is the same thing

[graceful quartz]

And I can't play my spoon without gyro

[rare wharf]

i think i only like the lite because it reminds me of a ds

[narrow quest]

Pumpkin is very soft and fluffy

[graceful quartz]

I saw multiple but remember non

[rare wharf]

i shall snatch pumpkin

[plush venture]

Wii would like to play

Everyone remembers that one

[rare wharf]

dont remind me

[prisma maple]

mkwii commercials you literally move your arms to another continent