Splatoon

[dense gate]

I might will play later

But dinner first

[junior slate]

Raito

I gotta go to bed in like an hour

Its a school night

[dense gate]

Me too lol

Then let's play tomorrow?

[junior slate]

Ye

You live in Australia?

[dense gate]

Nah

I mean school night

I'm in Asia

Oh wait did Australia in Asia?

[junior slate]

Don’t think so

What time is is for you?

[dense gate]

18:32

[junior slate]

2 hours behind me

[dense gate]

Cool

[junior slate]

So ill talk to you tomorrow ig

[dense gate]

sry my geography sucks

Btw i saw the announcement

Miiverse available on cemu now?

(beta tester)

[inland gulch]

And ?

@inland gulch you have only me in Friends ? Why you only ping me

And ?

I cant play this month

You can qtopb

Stop please

I tell when i play dont ping me

[modest ibex]

too many trizookas soon

[modest ibex]

yet u ping the whole server when u want to play

🗿🗿

[dusty shuttle]

How can u be so mad when someone pings you just once 💀

[modest ibex]

oh no!!!! scary ping…

[pearl lodge]

4/8

[graceful quartz]

I downloaded SDcaffine for aroma!!#!2!$!_!$!2#!

[wispy minnow]

Hopping in spoon 1 lobby

Join

[golden mist]

Hooray!?!??/:/$:!!:&:)/@:?/!&;@&:’€|£{!~£|£|!€~|

[wispy minnow]

Yeaa€?=&&=&/&/&/<€>€[€/>€/>€/>€€(%<)×^#>)×^#[÷^(<"€>/€>/€>/€[€>+%%!>%@>%@>__@€!€[€!€@/>@€/@>€@>/"@>"@>_@"(^'

[golden mist]

Real!!?//!!:&:$:$73:$!:$:&:$:!
Hey are you on Sploon rn?!]>{^^}!}~{€*^{€>{

[wispy minnow]

Yes%"<%"<%">^:>^@×:>×:>^÷:^>€;>^×#€(@@['÷;'&%<<%""<%"<%%<"<%"€'gvuutcr6sftcy8"%<%<'fyxufxufxufcydxydx€'fxfxfxxft/%%88_%<%"<%"%<"%<"<"%%<'cfuutc_%>0%"%"<%"<<%"

Im going to nuke pretendo servers ;troll;

[prisma maple]

im going to nuke the servers /s||rs||

[ivory brook]

Hi

[hearty basalt]

someone hop onnn

Pls

[ivory brook]

3/8

2/8

3/8

[pearl lodge]

6/8

[ivory brook]

We need 1 more

[golden mist]

Im getting on now

[narrow quest]

I’ll be on in a minute

[golden mist]

5/8 turf

[graceful quartz]

So happy !#)_)#($$#$!$?#.2(3292)3?3.2.2($?2?#

[golden mist]

Real?/!:^{>!{*~€!}|^€|€]¥¥{

[ivory brook]

Ima here

[golden mist]

Nice

6/8

7/8

1 more

5/8

6/8

[ivory brook]

Why does the splatoon lobby sound sounds like im smoking weed

[golden mist]

🧐

[ivory brook]

1 moooore

[golden mist]

7/8 50 secs left

[inland gulch]

Shit

I’ll get on

[golden mist]

Ight

[inland gulch]

Hold up rq

[golden mist]

It good

6/8

[inland gulch]

Okay

I’m booting it up

I gotta figure out how to transfer my data over from nnid

Cause I’m level 50 on my nnid account

[golden mist]

Savemii is the easiest way to do it

[inland gulch]

I tried that it didn’t work

Idk why

Unless I did it wrong

[golden mist]

? Thats odd it shouldve

[dusty shuttle]

you probably did it wrong

[golden mist]

Yea

7/8

[narrow quest]

I’m m starting splatoon

[inland gulch]

Probably lmao

I’ll try it later

Again

[golden mist]

20 sec

[inland gulch]

I have a feeling nnid servers will be back up eventually

[ivory brook]

I had to restart my wiiu

Soeedruning news

[inland gulch]

I’m In a new lobby

[narrow quest]

I’m at news

[inland gulch]

With another guy

[golden mist]

Everyone should start joining in a sec i think… just the game trying to load

[ivory brook]

This mf thing gets stuck at searching for a battle

[inland gulch]

Yeah it’s annoying

[golden mist]

Just give it a minute

I think

[inland gulch]

I’m in a lobby with this one guy

[golden mist]

0502

[narrow quest]

0502

[pearl lodge]

0502

[golden mist]

Nice so we all should start joining

[ivory brook]

0502

[golden mist]

After 0006

[narrow quest]

Just got the 0006

[golden mist]

There we go

[inland gulch]

Okay u joined

I see u

[golden mist]

Same

[narrow quest]

Searching

[golden mist]

Nice

[inland gulch]

Two more

[golden mist]

Yo enjoyer

[inland gulch]

Two more omg

[golden mist]

Should fill up…?

[inland gulch]

I hope

[golden mist]

Maybe…?

[narrow quest]

1 more

[golden mist]

Nice

Dang

[inland gulch]

Damn

[graceful quartz]

yes!##)2?10'(2(2?_

[golden mist]

!,);)$+#/‘{]{]~§¥\¥{~]\¥[{…{]]{\…{\§{]¥\…

[narrow quest]

yolo

(i am going insane)

[graceful quartz]

🤭!#$&:;)5$:+(+$*

[golden mist]

NICE

full lobby

[inland gulch]

I’m back

I DCED

[graceful quartz]

😔

[narrow quest]

gg

[golden mist]

Gg

[golden mist]

I saw 😔

[prisma maple]

delete this map from the game

[golden mist]

Real

[narrow quest]

im inching closer to neo machine

[ivory brook]

Agree

[inland gulch]

My disk

[prisma maple]

oh no

[golden mist]

…

[narrow quest]

nooo

[prisma maple]

welcome to hell

[narrow quest]

i smell a dc

[prisma maple]

nvm

[inland gulch]

I crashed

Bruh

Of course

[narrow quest]

gg

[golden mist]

Gg

[narrow quest]

the end got close

[ivory brook]

Not fare we were in disadvantage

[narrow quest]

i leveled up

[golden mist]

I can’t snipe rn 🤦‍♂️

[graceful quartz]

Bitch was is ur problem

*what

[prisma maple]

The map is in the game.

[golden mist]

Host dcd 🤦‍♂️

[narrow quest]

you had two very good teammates

[graceful quartz]

Wut ma0

[ivory brook]

Touché

[narrow quest]

especially enjoyer

[prisma maple]

Camp Triggerfish, Moray Towers, Saltspray Rig, Port Mackerel, Walleye Warehouse

[narrow quest]

they were a menace

[graceful quartz]

Salatspray is good

I love salatspray so much 😍😍😘😘🥰🥰😘😌🥰😘🥰😍

[golden mist]

My mac has spent 2 hours copying 500 mbs 🤦‍♂️

[graceful quartz]

😊

This makes me so happy

[golden mist]

.

[graceful quartz]

💀

[golden mist]

It still has 1gb left 🙂🙃🙂🙃🙂🙃🙂🙃

[prisma maple]

so i had an idea for this cool feature where if the host dcs the lobby pretendo matchmaking doesnt break for the next 2 hours

[graceful quartz]

🤪😜🤪🤪😜😜🤪🤓

[golden mist]

I dunno….

[narrow quest]

Are you making side order Delus1on 🥺🥺

[graceful quartz]

This sounds like a really good qol change

[prisma maple]

otherwise we can point a gun at the head of the host until the rotation changes

[graceful quartz]

The letter sounds more exciting

[prisma maple]

Both options will severely improve matchmaking!

[golden mist]

1/8 turf 👀

[graceful quartz]

[golden mist]

No….. tbh idk what they are doing…

[graceful quartz]

[graceful quartz]

I'm working on iy

[prisma maple]

"react with (insert reaction) if you want extra content in the game or with (insert other reaction) if you dont want extra content in the game"

[graceful quartz]

*it

[golden mist]

(Insert other reaction)

[modest ibex]

insert other reaction

[graceful quartz]

Reaction other insert

[prisma maple]

This service is so stable!

[golden mist]

I just reset my console lol

[ivory brook]

Im stuck too

[prisma maple]

so far i have played 2 matches both of them had dcs and now pretendo broke

[narrow quest]

if you guys do make an expansion it would probably be best for you guys to make it short to protect your sanity

[dusty shuttle]

The power button :

[graceful quartz]

Playing on pretendo

[dusty shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/black-guy-suit-black-guy-funny-guy-in-suit-skuffed-notskuf-gif-25390799

[prisma maple]

https://tenor.com/view/breaking-bad-chemistry-experiment-scientific-walter-white-gif-17820266

pretendo fucking up matchmaking

[pearl lodge]

oh...no

[graceful quartz]

Playing on nintendo

[dusty shuttle]

Communication errors :

[prisma maple]

everyone matchmaking is officially broken come back in 2 hours 🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️

[graceful quartz]

0512:

[narrow quest]

did they say that

[prisma maple]

(unless you want ranked)

[prisma maple]

no i can tell from experience

[dusty shuttle]

Communication errors + 0512 :

[graceful quartz]

Ranked better

[golden mist]

Ranked

[prisma maple]

ranked should still be working

[narrow quest]

ranked

[graceful quartz]

Less pretendo+ more pretendo:

[prisma maple]

join ranked 🗣️

[graceful quartz]

Join ranked!1!3!2(3+$(#29($$)

[golden mist]

Rebooting again

[narrow quest]

2/8

[graceful quartz]

5his is not Mari kart

[graceful quartz]

You can force start

[golden mist]

I’m trying

[graceful quartz]

Wait

[lofty spoke]

I want to play in public because I haven't reached level 10

[golden mist]

Public broke 😔

[graceful quartz]

Can't we spam Ping Pong someone to restart the servers

[prisma maple]

every time i try to get used to splatoon 3 input delay i keep coming back to this game like holy shit its unbearable

[lofty spoke]

How long? @golden mist

[graceful quartz]

Imagine playing s3

[golden mist]

Idk

[narrow quest]

when will you port skylanders trap team for the 3ds to the 3ds delus1on🥺

[graceful quartz]

Delusion when are u porting Wii U to 3ds delusion

[prisma maple]

when will you port gta 6 to 3ds deluson 😡 😡 😡 😡

[golden mist]

……….. k

[golden mist]

Tomorrow

[golden mist]

Already did 😎

[graceful quartz]

Delusion when are you porting Delus2on to delus1on delusion

[prisma maple]

join up!!!!!

[narrow quest]

5/8

[prisma maple]

mahi is in rotation 🗣️

[pearl lodge]

5/8

[golden mist]

Please join…. Enjoyer is holding us hostage

😭

[prisma maple]

imagine not being able to press b to disconnect

[golden mist]

Doesn’t exist

[modest ibex]

i will share a disconnect code for this very soon. i am tired of being held hostage as well.

[narrow quest]

when are you porting splatoon 1 to the switch😔

i wish nintendo would do that

[prisma maple]

im adding disconnect to splatoon enhanced anyway

[golden mist]

…I was joking but Ight nice 👍

[narrow quest]

i would actually ay $60 for that

[thorn storm]

i would actually lmao $60 for that

[golden mist]

Lol

[prisma maple]

wait a few hours and get it for free 🗣️

[modest ibex]

wiiu or cemu

[golden mist]

👀

[graceful quartz]

Going to dump my online files wait

[narrow quest]

if only the switch was powerful enough for cemu

[golden mist]

Lemme see how much progress my Mac has made 👀

[narrow quest]

could you run cemu on the 3ds🧐

[zenith fractal]

if the draw distance is 0.01 then sure

[graceful quartz]

?/8

[narrow quest]

5/8

[golden mist]

200 mbs 😎

[graceful quartz]

Dumping my online files and I'll come from cemuwu

[narrow quest]

how big is the video😭

[graceful quartz]

Cem

[golden mist]

Its not yet

Imma have to speed run edit it here in the next 3 hours

[narrow quest]

what are you moving then

[golden mist]

Game from Wii U to Cemu

[modest ibex]

[Entry]
description=Lobby Timer (Client)
address=0x1bd04814
type=int16
value=

[golden mist]

It’s been moving for 3 hrs now

[prisma maple]

i dont think we gonna get enough players

[golden mist]

Yea….

[golden mist]

Is this it?

Ty

[modest ibex]

set to 0 to leave the lobby

[narrow quest]

Better than side order 🙄

[modest ibex]

i’ll make it a gecko code soon

[narrow quest]

what should i join

[modest ibex]

when i’m home

[golden mist]

Nice

[dusty shuttle]

downloading right neow

nvm

[prisma maple]

disconnect button is cemu only

[dusty shuttle]

.

I hate you.

[prisma maple]

its not possible for wii u without overriding functionality or doing weird codecave stuff

[dusty shuttle]

rip 😔

[prisma maple]

just like my splatoon balance mod will be cemu only

it does too many patches to be a wii u mod

[golden mist]

Wait rlly?

[zenith fractal]

thanks bb

[golden mist]

Dang

[modest ibex]

i thought i included it in splatheap

[zenith fractal]

i actually havent checked yet lol

[modest ibex]

anyway next update is very gay name changer.

[zenith fractal]

i was gonna open it now and look through the options

[modest ibex]

i’ll work on it today

[zenith fractal]

hot

in return ill build the new cemus as soon as new updates get published

[modest ibex]

then i didn’t add it

so not joyous

i should also add a timer changer with d pad

that would be cool

[zenith fractal]

no way

dpad actually getting used??????

[graceful quartz]

Pog??

[dusty shuttle]

nobody playing pubs rn ?????

[graceful quartz]

I have one question

How do ppl use the gamepad on cemu

[dusty shuttle]

You hold tab

then use your mouse

you can even click without looking at the gamepad and it'll still register

[graceful quartz]

Mhm

Complicated

[dusty shuttle]

or you can use a button on your controller to toggle the view 🤷‍♂️

[graceful quartz]

It's easier on a normal hardware

[dusty shuttle]

if they find a way to make the gamepad usable on cemu then having real hardware will be useless

🔥

[graceful quartz]

True!!!$!2(*

[ivory brook]

I used to stream the gamepad view to my switch

[modest ibex]

but a lot of my cheats use d pad already

fov changer, player size modifier, team changer

sub and special changer too

[zenith fractal]

theres no controls guide so i had no idea lol

[modest ibex]

i know

i should add smth

too lazy!

[graceful quartz]

Cool!

[modest ibex]

i don’t want to ruin the ui 😱😱

[zenith fractal]

lmao

[modest ibex]

wait i could add those things when u leave ur mouse for a while on the text and text appears

[zenith fractal]

lmao balloon popups

[modest ibex]

ye

i’ll add those

#fixed

[zenith fractal]

very joyous

[modest ibex]

[zenith fractal]

im mad i couldnt get smash bros the ebay listing ended while i was asleep lol

[modest ibex]

nerd!

[zenith fractal]

fr

i waited patiently but you never came to the kiosk

[modest ibex]

i hope you get that ebay listing again because you are NOT commiting media piracy.

idk why i said again

but

anyway!

[zenith fractal]

the listing is up again from the same seller but it ends in 6 days :(

[modest ibex]

pretendo #1 hater!!

[zenith fractal]

ill pay you in free social media exposure

[modest ibex]

i want a wiiu!

i would play roblox just to kidnap children

[zenith fractal]

i already have a wii u

[modest ibex]

everyone wants 2.

[zenith fractal]

whats the condition of the console

[modest ibex]

brand new.

barely used.

[zenith fractal]

i remember giving my friend my wii u and i think thats why it has 20 million scratches

[modest ibex]

that or bc it’s plastic

🤪🤪🤪

[zenith fractal]

careless

he also broke one of my disney infinity figures lol

i found a wii u listing for 89 bucks

32gb black wii u

[modest ibex]

oh no!!

€420

[zenith fractal]

dolares

[graceful quartz]

Tomorrow will be too many inkzookas day

[zenith fractal]

i thought its august

late august*

[graceful quartz]

Tomorrow

[zenith fractal]

god another challenge where i wont get top 5

[modest ibex]

dolaros estadounidenses

[zenith fractal]

2 languages

[dusty shuttle]

wow I can understand a lot from this image

[modest ibex]

y canadienses para cerdas como pheene

[graceful quartz]

8/1 means January the eight 😝

[zenith fractal]

EU my nintendo is so bad

lol

[dusty shuttle]

Hmmmmmmmmmmmm

Yes !

[warm garden]

nintendo when they have to sell things to other countries

[zenith fractal]

ik but the stuff they have on EU is so bad

did i ever tell you about the splatoon 3 bag

its size differs between EU and US

[dusty shuttle]

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Yes !

https://tenor.com/view/omw-to-spread-misinformation-all-over-the-internet-gif-26525511

[zenith fractal]

charge yo phone

[dusty shuttle]

Bros phone is about to die any second now

[zenith fractal]

uhhh

[dusty shuttle]

did you just plug it in a tesla super charger

[ivory brook]

I got your time now i can discover where you live

[dusty shuttle]

they live in canada

or smth

country with mcdonalds and guns

[zenith fractal]

quebec

100%

[dusty shuttle]

hmmmmmmmm

I love québec 🥰

No !

https://tenor.com/view/black-guy-suit-black-guy-funny-guy-in-suit-skuffed-notskuf-gif-25390799

[warm garden]

you wrote it down wrong it's イカ、よろしく!
"yoroshiku" means "best regards" in this instance

[dusty shuttle]

wow

I cant believe they fucking lied

...

[warm garden]

eh it's pretty easy to get よ and す confused in some fonts so i don't blame you that much

[plush venture]

Mark your calendar’s

[dusty shuttle]

12th August, 2036 Heat Death of The Universe.

[plush venture]

Wuddup yogi

[graceful quartz]

Super Mario wonders is so hard!

[hearty basalt]

Why when I try to join a match it doesn't load 😀

[dusty shuttle]

probably because nobody is playing

[hearty basalt]

But it just doesn't go back to the lobby

It just keeps searching for players

😭

[golden mist]

7/8 turf

[dusty shuttle]

reboot ur wiiu

[golden mist]

8/8

[hearty basalt]

Already did that before and it still happens

[dusty shuttle]

guys

my wii u just unmodded itself

what the fuck

????

[prisma maple]

Impossible.

[dusty shuttle]

i cant find any aroma apps anymore

• it tells me payload.elf could not be found

wtf

[golden mist]

Gg

[golden mist]

Is the sd card in the Wii U?

[hearty basalt]

And mine just keeps searching for players 🥱

Been like this for 5 minutes

[dusty shuttle]

it is

I just reinserted it

[golden mist]

Ight

[dusty shuttle]

failed to found payload.elf launching console without any modifications

[golden mist]

Also if it’s 64 gb or higher u will start having problems

[dusty shuttle]

first thing that pops up before my wii u boots

[dusty shuttle]

it's 64 gb

💀

[golden mist]

Dang

[dusty shuttle]

im moving it to a new sd card

I have a 8 gb one

[hearty basalt]

Is pretendo working correctly? My Internet connection is fine and it just stays in the searching for players screen

[golden mist]

Yea just get the payload and aroma environment on the 8gb and then u can boot up with 8gb, then plug in the 64 after ur on home menu

[hearty basalt]

I've rebooted it and it's still like this

[dusty shuttle]

nah im gonna keep the 8gb

64 is overkill

[golden mist]

Rlly? If I unplug the 128 I have to try rebooting and reinserting 5 or 6 times before it works 🙃

[golden mist]

Ah Ight

[narrow quest]

My Wi-Fi is terrible rn😭😭😭

[golden mist]

7/8 turf btw

[prisma maple]

lol

[narrow quest]

It took 5 minutes to load discord

[dusty shuttle]

payload.elf is still in my sd card

[golden mist]

Wha

[dusty shuttle]

everything is in it

[golden mist]

How

[dusty shuttle]

why doesnt it read it

[hearty basalt]

Is turf mode working correctly? 😭

[golden mist]

? That’s odd

[dusty shuttle]

well I have 3 gb to move on a usb stick then on a new sd card 😔

[cerulean prawn]

What rotation is ??

[golden mist]

Walleye and camp

6/8

[cerulean prawn]

Pubs or rank?

[hearty basalt]

I love when I ask question and none answers me 😍

[vast jungle]

i need some opinions

should i get

a new wii u

or a hackable switch

[cerulean prawn]

Are y’all play rank or pubs ?

[vast jungle]

understandable

[dusty shuttle]

Bro is encouraging piracy !!??¿¿¿¿¿

ban !!!

[vast jungle]

Oh noes!

[cerulean prawn]

?

[hearty basalt]

Are pubs even working?

[vast jungle]

Nintendo is gonna dmca pretendo now!

[pearl lodge]

hi

[hearty basalt]

Been on the searching for players screen for 10 minutes

[pearl lodge]

3/8

[dusty shuttle]

wow I have corrupted files on my sd card nice

!!!

[compact obsidian]

Hi

[mystic cairn]

Bro I'm just tryna get in a server 😭

It's been like 4 years since I've played online

[hearty basalt]

Are pubs even working

[mystic cairn]

7/8

[hearty basalt]

It just stays in the searching for players screen

[mystic cairn]

In pubs

[prisma maple]

someone join ranked rq i need to test something

[dusty shuttle]

I wish I could

[mystic cairn]

YESSSSS

[compact obsidian]

Good Lücke

[hearty basalt]

I've rebooted my wii u and it still gets stuck in the searching for players screen

[vast jungle]

thats what u get for picking team love

[cerulean prawn]

gg

[hearty basalt]

Forced by my friends

😭

[mystic cairn]

Gg

[dusty shuttle]

money

✨

[hearty basalt]

Finally

It stopped being in that stupid screen

[golden mist]

Gg

[mystic cairn]

Ggs

[graceful quartz]

I finished world 5 of super Mario wonderd

[golden mist]

Host dcd 🤦‍♂️

[prisma maple]

@golden mist i need u to join ranked rq

[golden mist]

Ight abt to dc I’ll be there in a min

[golden mist]

🧐

[graceful quartz]

No joke!

All true

[golden mist]

Pic or not real

[prisma maple]

ok wait

[hearty basalt]

How to convince pretendo to do more splatfests 😭😭😭

[narrow quest]

i just played splatoon vr through roblox vr😍

[dusty shuttle]

no

please no

[narrow quest]

i feel like im going to puke

[mystic cairn]

Fun

[prisma maple]

so now i am gonna do something called cheat engine russian roulette

[golden mist]

[hearty basalt]

Why not

[dusty shuttle]

I love russian roulette

I love gambling

🤑

[golden mist]

🧐 go on…

[hearty basalt]

Slayfest=fun?

[mystic cairn]

Slayfest?

SLAYFEST!?!?!?

[narrow quest]

my quest went down 30% with 10 minutes of playing😭

[mystic cairn]

IN ROBLOX!?!??!

[narrow quest]

yep

[hearty basalt]

And better if it's 6 days long

[mystic cairn]

Damn

[narrow quest]

im going to do security breach vr next

[pearl lodge]

2/8

[prisma maple]

@golden mist does anything happen on your screen

[narrow quest]

it will be 80% in 10 minutes

[golden mist]

… if that isn’t the blurriest version of nsmbu I’ve ever seen

[golden mist]

Nothing new

[mystic cairn]

Oof

[graceful quartz]

Nsmbu doesn't have gay coins!

[prisma maple]

u sure?

[golden mist]

And smbw doesn’t have acorn plains!

[golden mist]

UH DEFINITELY NOT THAT

[hearty basalt]

Splatfests is one of the best things pretendo brought back and they barely do them? 🥲

[graceful quartz]

It doesn't!

[prisma maple]

they are never gonna do them*

[dusty shuttle]

@golden mist alr tysm you saved me atleast 2 hours of troubleshooting

it works now

[golden mist]

O it says plains

[dusty shuttle]

everything is back to normal

[graceful quartz]

• acorn forest is a new world

[golden mist]

Nice np 😎

[hearty basalt]

😭😭😭😭

[mystic cairn]

Splatfests are still in testing when I last checked

[prisma maple]

russian roulette challenge failed

[golden mist]

Forest I can’t type

[graceful quartz]

Real

[golden mist]

I’m also on a modified s1 rn

So idk if that changes anything

[graceful quartz]

My uncle said it's 100% true

So I wanted to share it with u

[mystic cairn]

Ggs

[tawny eagle]

ggs

[hearty basalt]

And how do you test if splatfests work? Exactly! Doing them

[modest ibex]

acorn forest.

[mystic cairn]

I'm pretty sure it says that on their page

[graceful quartz]

Splatfests are a disaster.

[mystic cairn]

Rlly?

[hearty basalt]

Fun disasters

[graceful quartz]

No

[mystic cairn]

Is just bc of the servers or what?

[graceful quartz]

On pretendo it cant matchmake you

[golden mist]

I mean, if they want to force everyone to play pbs instead of turf or ranked, or even Splatfest, they can go for it

[graceful quartz]

I mean there is a small chance but most of the time it's just crashes and errors

[graceful quartz]

Exactly

And for how slow the development is, I doubt there will be any other sf anytime soon.

[sweet fiber]

h e l l o

[mystic cairn]

Ok

[graceful quartz]

Hi

[hearty basalt]

Uh... Slay!

[graceful quartz]

Slayyyyy

[sweet fiber]

no slay

[graceful quartz]

L

[sweet fiber]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1073148342651076629.webp?size=64

[sweet fiber]

omg

[hearty basalt]

So one of the best things about splatoon is kinda broken

🥲

[graceful quartz]

Idk if playing turf war for an entire week is "one of the best" things

[dusty shuttle]

we got eliminated

[hearty basalt]

I've been playing turf war since s2 came out

[mystic cairn]

Gg

[hearty basalt]

Lol

[tawny eagle]

Gg

[graceful quartz]

Lol

[mystic cairn]

We got spawn camped 😭

[tawny eagle]

i can confirm

[graceful quartz]

Turf maker and tower of war

When

[hearty basalt]

Ranked mode always makes me angry for some reason.

[graceful quartz]

😔

[hearty basalt]

Splatfests are turf wars but 1000 times better

[graceful quartz]

And the meta is trash

[hearty basalt]

Night, better music and more intense

[graceful quartz]

Night and better music

And boring

[hearty basalt]

And imagine a splatfest without tryhards

[plush venture]

I love turf

[graceful quartz]

Imagine sfs with ranked modes!!!!

Crazy

[hearty basalt]

Ranked is the best mode and if anyone says the opposite they're right

[graceful quartz]

Imagine Splatoon but you have to carry a canon in the other team's base

[hearty basalt]

Imagine splatoon but you have to collect shells to make a big butt and throw it

[prisma maple]

imagine splatoon but its football

[graceful quartz]

Imagine Splatoon but you have to control a small zone of the map

[hearty basalt]

Imagine 1 year long splatfest

[dusty shuttle]

Guys I have a fucking nice idea

lets make a game with squids

[graceful quartz]

Imagine Splatoon with squids

[dusty shuttle]

and they ink each other

!!!

[prisma maple]

are you suggesting a squid game clone

[golden mist]

Imagine Splatoon with tofu

[mystic cairn]

😮

[graceful quartz]

Yes.

[mystic cairn]

GREAT IDEA

[hearty basalt]

Imagine splatoon with rabbits

[mystic cairn]

YOU'RE HIRED

[prisma maple]

imagine splatoon but we put a deluxe in front of it

[mystic cairn]

Mario kart 8 vibes

[hearty basalt]

Imagine a song that says: Tyuwurinowe Wiriwiri

[dusty shuttle]

Splatoon the --- update

[prisma maple]

imagine splatoon but multiplayer tetris block maps are paid dlc only

[graceful quartz]

This would be such a great game

[mystic cairn]

Imagine

[dusty shuttle]

Imagine

Splatoon

[hearty basalt]

Imagine splatoon but it has monthly events where everything gets better

[dusty shuttle]

with foam

and on ps4

or 5 idk

[mystic cairn]

I would be surprised if this is what was pitched to Nintendo

[dusty shuttle]

with fortnite like skins

[hearty basalt]

Imagine fortnite x splatoon

[mystic cairn]

Splatoon 4
Rated:M

[hearty basalt]

Splatoon if it was made by EA

[graceful quartz]

Imagine Splatoon but instead of killing and respawning you would just kill

[mystic cairn]

What would Turf war be then?

[pearl lodge]

ok

[hearty basalt]

Splat royale

[graceful quartz]

Imagine Splatoon but every weapon would cost 60€

[hearty basalt]

Splatoon if it was made by EA x2

[graceful quartz]

Yes

[pearl lodge]

Ranked join

[graceful quartz]

Imagine Splatoon 1 but could actually play it

[quiet kraken]

hi

[hearty basalt]

Imagine if nintendo wasn't lazy to fix a glitch

[dusty shuttle]

imagine inking turf then someone else's inkling pulls out a glock

it doesnt even ink it just kills

[mystic cairn]

Imagine Splatoon 1 if Nintendo actually fixed their own servers even if the console those servers are on aren't even that relevant anymore

[plush venture]

alot of brainstorming going on in the chat room this fine morning

[hearty basalt]

Imagine creating a character whose name is similar to french fries and give it a big forehead

[quiet kraken]

im with a japanese

[mystic cairn]

Exactly

[hearty basalt]

Imagine if wii u sold better than original wii

[mystic cairn]

Bro what a world that would be

If only 😞

[hearty basalt]

Imagine if nintendo switch online was free like in wii u

Complete splatoon 2 experience for $100

[mystic cairn]

Atleast you get octo expansion on Nso expansion pack

[quiet kraken]

jason?

[mystic cairn]

?

[quiet kraken]

you are playing splat?

[plush venture]

I wouldnt really want a part of a game i play to rely on a subscription

[hearty basalt]

Yeah but nintendo had the brilliant idea to make something that was and should be free into a thing that costs $20 a year

Half of splatoon 2 players vanished

[mystic cairn]

Yeah I keep tryna get into a game lol

[hearty basalt]

by then

[dusty shuttle]

erm, they are doing like their competitors 🤓

[plush venture]

Cheaper than their competitors at that! What a bang for your buck deal!

[hearty basalt]

But splatoon 2 was already $60

And u pay to use ur own wifi

Which you already pay for

[dusty shuttle]

PS4 players when they have to pay 60 bucks for PS+ a year and 60 bucks for a game

[prisma maple]

i doubt that they wouldnt buy it if they already spent $60 on the game, genius move

[dusty shuttle]

120€ + almost 300€ for the console

420 haha funny

[mystic cairn]

Ohhhhh

So that's why they did that

[hearty basalt]

But imagine a lot of kids that liked the game and couldn't afford nintendo switch online

[dusty shuttle]

theres the trial

🧠

[mystic cairn]

Make alts

And keep getting week trials

🧠

[dusty shuttle]

it should be free

[hearty basalt]

"A communication error has occured!"

[prisma maple]

its not even online backup just offline story mode backup 💀

[dusty shuttle]

yeah

game trials are shit

[hearty basalt]

And if online was free in wii u then keep it free in switch

[dusty shuttle]

nah new buisness model

[hearty basalt]

otherwise people probably would just go back to the old splatoon

[dusty shuttle]

that's how you make money now

[mystic cairn]

Bro it's been free since the DS

Lucky

[hearty basalt]

AHEM, splatoon 2 for $60 AHEM AHEM, octo expansion for $20 AHEM AHEM AHEM online $20 a year

[dusty shuttle]

tf

[prisma maple]

i would play splatoon 1 regardless so i see getting extra players because of switch's failure as a win 😎

[dusty shuttle]

octo expansion is optional

[mystic cairn]

True

[hearty basalt]

But complete splatoon 2 experience for $100

[dusty shuttle]

well

[prisma maple]

if u wanna actually grind pures then octo expansion can be used for p2w

[dusty shuttle]

20 bucks out of those 100 are optional

the other 20 are not only for splatoon 2

[mystic cairn]

+$20 per year

[dusty shuttle]

and for everything switch related

the other 60 are the game

[plush venture]

you can also buy splan 2 for like 30 bones on ebay in current day

[prisma maple]

20

[plush venture]

even better

[dusty shuttle]

real

me when physical games cost 45€ on release

[mystic cairn]

And they still sell it at Gamestop for like $60 new

[plush venture]

Unfortunately your left to learn to play on your own 😨

GameStop is GameStop and they

Well they are GameStop

And you know GameStop

[mystic cairn]

Ig

[plush venture]

They don’t stop gamestopping

[hearty basalt]

Pwetendo, can u pweaze make a splatfest so this new pretendo tester can live splatoon 1 splatfest for the first time 🥺

[brave token]

nah stuck on searching

[mystic cairn]

So it's you too?

I keep getting stuck on searching

[dusty shuttle]

They dont know how to handle splatfests

[brave token]

yeahh

[hearty basalt]

That happened to me before

[prisma maple]

NEVER AGAIN NEVER AGAIN NEVER AGAIN NEVER AGAIN NEVER AGAIN NEVER AGAIN NEVER AGAIN NEVER AGAIN NEVER AGAIN NEVER AGAIN NEVER AGAIN NEVER AGAIN NEVER AGAIN NEVER AGAIN NEVER AGAIN

[mystic cairn]

Lol

[dusty shuttle]

lmao fr

I still have ptsd

[hearty basalt]

Or at least make them 2 days long???

[brave token]

unplugging the wiiu rn 😭

[prisma maple]

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

[dusty shuttle]

1 second long

please

🥰

[hearty basalt]

1 day long

😦

[mystic cairn]

Maybe a millisecond

[dusty shuttle]

1 second

[prisma maple]

HAVING FEST ACTIVE MEANS THE GAME IS UNPLAYABLE

[dusty shuttle]

🥰

[hearty basalt]

But pretty plaza 🥺 🥺 🥺 🥺

[mystic cairn]

Ah yes

Pretty plaza

[prisma maple]

just use your pirated amiibo bin files

[dusty shuttle]

Amiibo

Amiibo emulator :

like this weird plugin

that works once every week

[sweet fiber]

ahmulahtor

[hearty basalt]

And callie with different ink color 😄

[dusty shuttle]

I just bought nfc cards at release

🥰

with my dumped amiibos of course

🥰

[hearty basalt]

But

[prisma maple]

totally

[hearty basalt]

I

Splatfest

I

Love

Slayfest

[dusty shuttle]

👍

[prisma maple]

it would be a shame if someone went to the internet archive and downloaded all amiibo bin files!

[mystic cairn]

Slayfest

[dusty shuttle]

or used that github link

[hearty basalt]

Sure pretendo will do another splatfest but in a few months??? idk

[dusty shuttle]

Not until they can handle them

[prisma maple]

NO NEVER AGAIN NO NEVER AGAIN NO NEVER AGAIN NO NEVER AGAIN NO NEVER AGAIN NO NEVER AGAIN NO NEVER AGAIN NO NEVER AGAIN NO NEVER AGAIN NO NEVER AGAIN NO NEVER AGAIN NO NEVER AGAIN NO NEVER AGAIN NO NEVER AGAIN NO NEVER AGAIN NO NEVER AGAIN NO NEVER AGAIN NO NEVER AGAIN NO NEVER AGAIN

[dusty shuttle]

last one was a nightmare

I still have ptsd

😔

[low atlas]

Piss

[hearty basalt]

Not nightmare splatfests

[prisma maple]

the devs dont even know how to delete the fest roles 😭

[dusty shuttle]

💀

[prisma maple]

you can still pick

[hearty basalt]

If they can handle them then do one every 2 seconds

[dusty shuttle]

nah

[prisma maple]

not even an ending announcement

[dusty shuttle]

if they do splatfests everytime it would just be annoying

[hearty basalt]

Wait

Really

Ew

[dusty shuttle]

one every month would be cool

[dusty shuttle]

yes because it flopped

[prisma maple]

we were just left for like 6 days with no splatoon and the devs didnt give a shit

[hearty basalt]

Imagine Marie not roasting callie cuz she wins

[dusty shuttle]

why did they make them a week long tho 💀

[prisma maple]

Have one fest that lasts 1 second every 365 days.

[plush venture]

I like every other month too

[hearty basalt]

Honestly a week is too much

[dusty shuttle]

Yes it is

[mystic cairn]

What are we even talking about at this point?

[dusty shuttle]

that's why they last 2 days on regular splatoon 💀

[prisma maple]

pretendo's biggest failure: splatoon

[mystic cairn]

Ah

I see

[dusty shuttle]

at least 3-4 days would be enough but not 7 💀

[hearty basalt]

How we should uninstall pretendo and join splatfestival discord which makes better splatfests

jk

[prisma maple]

bro the game is unplayable during fest make it 0

[hearty basalt]

Nintendo lazy to fix a glitch

[prisma maple]

we played like a total of 15 matches in the span of a week

team rainy day won all of them

[dusty shuttle]

in a world where it was playable

[prisma maple]

nintendo network will come back in the next 0-100 years

[hearty basalt]

Ppl said by the end of this month

[dusty shuttle]

I will bring nintendo network back no worries

[hearty basalt]

It's the last day of the month

[dusty shuttle]

they have too much hope 💀

[plush venture]

I don’t want Nintendo network to comeback

[hearty basalt]

And no servers

[prisma maple]

i do

i want to play ranked again

[hearty basalt]

I do, I wouldn't have to wait ages to get into a match

[dusty shuttle]

I wouldn't if pretendo was stable

[prisma maple]

pretendo players in pubs dont know how to play the game

[dusty shuttle]

and fully usable

[mystic cairn]

I wanna actually play with more then 10 people online

[plush venture]

Yeah that makes sense

[hearty basalt]

And not broken splatfests

[light gulch]

Same I wanted to get to S+

[dusty shuttle]

Yeah

👍

[hearty basalt]

Any way to get splatfest plaza that is not with amiibos cuz I'm poor

[prisma maple]

nintendo network used to get full lobbies for every rank at most times and pretendo cant even get a single lobby in ranked when all ranks are matched together DURING PEAK HOURS

[mystic cairn]

Get some sort of amiboo reader

[dusty shuttle]

Piracy

🔥

[mystic cairn]

That too

[light gulch]

Ik it would take a bit but it got there

[hearty basalt]

Maybe cuz only 20 ppl play pretendo splatoon

[prisma maple]

pubs gets a lot of daily players

[light gulch]

If s1 severs were still up they would have more than s2

[plush venture]

Maybe it’s because I simply like pubs more thank ranked

[hearty basalt]

AHEM, I said I'm poor

[mystic cairn]

Well that sucks

[hearty basalt]

I have no idea on how to download virtual amiibos?????????????

[mystic cairn]

I still have my Callie and Marie in the box

[prisma maple]

if u dont know how to read simple instructions for getting amiibo emulation to work then buy nfc cards

[hearty basalt]

I can lol, just where are those instructions

[prisma maple]

on the internet

[mystic cairn]

Somewhere online idk

[plush venture]

Enjoyer has such a way with words

[dusty shuttle]

theres a plugin on aroma that doesnt need nfc cards

👍

[mystic cairn]

Rlly?

[prisma maple]

yes thats what i was referring to by amiibo emulation

[dusty shuttle]

yes

oh

I didnt read everything

sry

[mystic cairn]

Bro is anyone playing?

[prisma maple]

no

[mystic cairn]

I need to get my account to lvl 4 to unlock shops

THIS IS PAINFULL 😭

[inland gulch]

searching, searching, searching..

[light gulch]

I’m trying but can’t get past the searching for a lobby screen

[mystic cairn]

SAME

Ight I give up

[harsh hawk]

you'll need 8 people

[plush venture]

The search loop seems more common the last few days

[inland gulch]

no kidding?

[harsh hawk]

so it probably wouldn't work anyway

[hearty basalt]

I do have aroma but I don't have invisible callie amiibo sadly

[light gulch]

No it can’t find a lobby

Like I’m stuck at the searching screen

[harsh hawk]

yeah

but if you got into a lobby, you'd need 7 more people to start the match

[inland gulch]

it should be able to set up a 1/8 lobby at least.. searching is a bug that needs to be fixed and I wish they would fix it.

[light gulch]

Ik I’ve played Splatoon before

[light gulch]

If it’s even possible

[mystic cairn]

That's also just how math works

1+7

8

[dusty shuttle]

They just dont care about splatoon

[inland gulch]

it is fixable

[dusty shuttle]

even tho its one of the free games

[mystic cairn]

🧠

[light gulch]

I hope it could be fixed soon then

[hearty basalt]

Uh... tutorials on how to get virtual callie amiibo?

[inland gulch]

don't hold your breath

[dusty shuttle]

It's literally fixable in one week or two but they prefer working on random things rather than fix the issues with the current things we have

[mystic cairn]

All they care about is Mario kart 8

[dusty shuttle]

real

[mystic cairn]

But weren't the servers literally just working like a hour ago?

[agile patrol]

all of the code should be open source, if you can fix it, make a pr for example

[dusty shuttle]

nah making this open source would bring up security issues I think

[hearty basalt]

Fix splatoon servers ❌

Make a pigeon game ✅

[harsh hawk]

private battles mostly work

[zenith fractal]

yep

[agile patrol]

https://github.com/pretendonetwork

[hearty basalt]

Fix splatoon servers ❌

Make fat elephant mario ✅

[dusty shuttle]

oh it is open source

bruh

[zenith fractal]

yee

setup is just unknown

[mystic cairn]

Oh

Huh

[dusty shuttle]

what does that mean

self hosting ?

[zenith fractal]

pretty much

[dusty shuttle]

seems cool

[upper imp]

hello

its anybody playing?

[mystic cairn]

Hola

[upper imp]

Hola

[mystic cairn]

The servers aren't working

(And no im not Spanish)

[inland gulch]

can you get into a public tw lobby?

[upper imp]

not

im always on searchin screen

[inland gulch]

yes, there's your answer..

[dusty shuttle]

the server rework when its bringing up more issues than before

[inland gulch]

either an exploit or a bug, same result..

[upper imp]

I can't be without playing splatoon

[inland gulch]

I wonder if the public server is being used as a sandbox.. 🙄

[plush venture]

0732 update soon🔥

[dusty shuttle]

0006:

https://tenor.com/view/black-guy-suit-black-guy-funny-guy-in-suit-skuffed-notskuf-gif-25390799

no

I've never had that before

therefore it has not been a thing

[plush venture]

Until the fabled 200-0000

[inland gulch]

try ranked

[dusty shuttle]

even worse nobody goes there

[inland gulch]

well, it doesn't go into a searching loop..

[rapid haven]

Hi

[dusty shuttle]

but you have to wait 100s to timeout

[rapid haven]

Turf?

[inland gulch]

lately it's 79s

go figure

[inland gulch]

ranked

[rapid haven]

Okey I'm joining

[dusty shuttle]

playing pure when you get to play once every day 💀

[rapid haven]

Wait

Just 2/8

[inland gulch]

yes, there you go.. 2/8 80s

[rapid haven]

I'm with somebody called p-dada

[inland gulch]

yes, me

[rapid haven]

Omg how are you?

[inland gulch]

ok.. it's been a while. a month?

[dusty shuttle]

playing pure when 10xp per game

[rapid haven]

@inland gulch wanna play a private match?

[inland gulch]

yeah if you can stand it..

[rapid haven]

Of course

Join me

I'm hosting

Yay

👏👏👏

[inland gulch]

let me know when you create ..

[rapid haven]

I created it

But wait a moment

I want to try something...

[inland gulch]

hm...

[rapid haven]

@inland gulch still there?

[inland gulch]

yep

[rapid haven]

You can join

[quiet kraken]

hi

[rapid haven]

Heya

Smells like something is burning in my room 💀

[inland gulch]

I don't see you.. I think I cleaned my fr list after a month.

[rapid haven]

Add me again

[inland gulch]

ok..

[quiet kraken]

you are playing splat 1?

[rapid haven]

Is something happening?

[inland gulch]

no, you're still there..

[rapid haven]

Of course
(No se te olvide que es are you cuando es pregunta)