Splatoon

[thick rampart]

uh no im playing mk8

[rapid haven]

Y'know what

[harsh hawk]

And I can't join

[rapid haven]

I'll restart

[orchid merlin]

Saem

How bout Pub

[viral flame]

i hate this game

[rapid haven]

I'll restart the Splatoon

[orchid merlin]

We have
Splat3,William,Neo,Jay and me

We just need 3 more ppl

[rapid haven]

Everyone of us hates this game

[orchid merlin]

To host a Public

[orchid merlin]

We

[rapid haven]

Only 5

[orchid merlin]

Ye

That's why I said we need 3 more

Who'll Host

[rapid haven]

mE

Nono

Wait

Maybe

[viral flame]

i could but i only have jay on my fl

and theyre inactive it seems

[rapid haven]

S3e should host

[rapid haven]

O

[harsh hawk]

I'm here

[rapid haven]

I'll host

[orchid merlin]

Sure splat3 u host

[rapid haven]

Again

Yay

Hosting

[orchid merlin]

Okay

[rapid haven]

It was faster

[orchid merlin]

Haha,Splatoon news doesn't show

Let's hope it'll show if I press receive news

[rapid haven]

Need 1 more

AaaAh

O ok

[orchid merlin]

101-0705
I assum

[viral flame]

0006 at a good time

[orchid merlin]

Hold on

[viral flame]

says u

[orchid merlin]

Lmaooo

I was about to lose it

Good thing online loads up

[viral flame]

anyways im back in standby for next round

[orchid merlin]

Yo pb?

[rapid haven]

O

Oh no

[orchid merlin]

Oh nooo~~

Standby

[viral flame]

game will work for 1 moment so i can use eliter

[orchid merlin]

Blud has eliter

I remember the days of trade killing

[viral flame]

that was a fast game

[orchid merlin]

Most epik thing to happen

Bro what

Already results

[rapid haven]

Like a boss

[orchid merlin]

3v2

[rapid haven]

Are we ready?

[orchid merlin]

Nyes

[rapid haven]

O no

[orchid merlin]

Williams🤝Me

We'll use the power of Jr.

I swear Splat3 is Good at eliter

I already know ot

Bro don't fk up

William don't fk up

[rapid haven]

Don't know what is fk

Lmao

Gg

[orchid merlin]

This made me remember Of Ranking up

Sniper Flick is the best tactic

[harsh hawk]

I'm gonna practice my very good charger skills

[orchid merlin]

Yes

[viral flame]

splatanas gaming

[orchid merlin]

Very good charger skillz

Splatana main

Fastest round

[viral flame]

this map sucks

[orchid merlin]

I agree

We should do a 4v1 next

[harsh hawk]

Alright no more charger

[orchid merlin]

Use what you're good at

[harsh hawk]

Until I get a team of 3 again

[orchid merlin]

Lmaoo

I MISSS MY SPLATCHARGER

[harsh hawk]

Apologies uhh

[rapid haven]

This was the best one

[orchid merlin]

I wanna cry so much

[harsh hawk]

OwO person

[viral flame]

gg

[orchid merlin]

Do a 1v4

[viral flame]

eliter fun!

[orchid merlin]

Slpl3....

[viral flame]

but ok ill use hero charger

[orchid merlin]

Splat3 I promise you I'm not gonna let u down

Shushhhh

Shhhhhh

E-liter fun especially if u kill so many ppl with it

[rapid haven]

Of course not

[viral flame]

that was a most joyous game of splatoon

[rapid haven]

I have an idea

[orchid merlin]

Ezzz

[rapid haven]

I'll put the same team and the same map

[orchid merlin]

No

[rapid haven]

Can I?

O ok

[orchid merlin]

Okay

[orchid merlin]

Gave me adrenaline

It's was so much fun haha

[orchid merlin]

Next round sure

But different map

[viral flame]

i'm so tired yall are jumpscaring me 😭

[orchid merlin]

They keep popping up

[harsh hawk]

Squid jumpscare

[orchid merlin]

Squid

After i saw the map

I already know we're dead

Jr. On a big map?

I wanna team up with Splat3

Eyyyy Jayy welcome to the team

[harsh hawk]

Hii

[viral flame]

heyyy hii hello

[harsh hawk]

This should go well

[orchid merlin]

Very well

Lmao

[rapid haven]

It's more funny when you're in the team of 3

Yoo

[orchid merlin]

I'm getting used to the Jr.

[rapid haven]

That one

7 kills

[orchid merlin]

The last round

[viral flame]

https://tenor.com/view/nintendo-nintendo-switch-homebrew-coffee-anti-consumer-practices-gif-26371187

[harsh hawk]

Alright, a couple more games and I'll be done for tonight

I'll still be on discord for a bit tho

[viral flame]

same it's 1am

[orchid merlin]

It's 1pm for me

[viral flame]

[orchid merlin]

F

You'll do fine

[rapid haven]

Dammit

[orchid merlin]

It sucks having diff timezones

[rapid haven]

That wasn't my gears

[orchid merlin]

Change teams

Let's all do a 1v4

[viral flame]

real. abolish time and make pangea v2

[orchid merlin]

I wanna make Pangea v3

[rapid haven]

Okey

[orchid merlin]

Ok

[rapid haven]

Okey

[orchid merlin]

Let's do splat3 vs all first

The Jay

Then Me

Then Neo

Then you

[rapid haven]

😨

[orchid merlin]

The enemy team uses jr.

[orchid merlin]

4 team

[rapid haven]

Ok?

[orchid merlin]

Ok

[rapid haven]

Ok

Wait

Who's Splatoon 3 enojoyer

[orchid merlin]

Owo

[rapid haven]

Owon't

[orchid merlin]

He's OwO

[rapid haven]

O ok

[orchid merlin]

Lmao

[rapid haven]

Lmao

Don't know what I need to do

[orchid merlin]

press A

[orchid merlin]

He boutta Bust us

Use Jr.

Oh right,Neo
use the Sniper flick tactic on Snipers

[rapid haven]

O o

[orchid merlin]

Bruh, thought we were Jr's

[viral flame]

nah turn that shit off

infinite range is lame

[orchid merlin]

Who uses infinite range

[viral flame]

stars

[rapid haven]

Ic

This isn't ok

[orchid merlin]

If u use inf range that's a Skill issue though

[viral flame]

Real

[orchid merlin]

Team me up with Solat3

[harsh hawk]

Alright

[orchid merlin]

Splat3

[rapid haven]

Who left?

[orchid merlin]

Gnight Jay

[harsh hawk]

Goodbye, but again, I'll still be on discord for a bit

[orchid merlin]

Alrr

[rapid haven]

Goodbye

[orchid merlin]

2v2!

2v2!

2V2!

:))

[viral flame]

yippee

[orchid merlin]

Eyyyy

U go in the tower

I hold them back

If I could though

[viral flame]

until i fall asleep at my desk

[rapid haven]

No si yo puedo evitarlo

[orchid merlin]

Totally healthy

[rapid haven]

😈

[orchid merlin]

U speak Spanish?

What

Did he say

[rapid haven]

Wait

Don't you know it?

[orchid merlin]

No

Man

[rapid haven]

O ok

[orchid merlin]

That was quickkkkk

[rapid haven]

Ma fault

[orchid merlin]

U can't

Stars

Use a weapon that you're good at

I don't wanna lose to Splat3

Gl

Ohh

Okay

1v2 then

[rapid haven]

Should we go to sleep?

[viral flame]

i might clock out soon too just for fair matches and because its almost 2am

[orchid merlin]

One last round

To end it

[rapid haven]

Okey

You two vs me

Or

@viral flame vs @orchid merlin

[orchid merlin]

Yes

[rapid haven]

I'll just be the public

I'll put the best map in the game

[orchid merlin]

Public what

Okay

[rapid haven]

Sorry

The

Umm

Expectator?

[orchid merlin]

Like a spec?

Yea

[rapid haven]

Um yes

[orchid merlin]

But I have a Jr. Though

I can't equip my best one

[rapid haven]

Good luck

[orchid merlin]

Weapon*

[rapid haven]

O

[orchid merlin]

Sure

[rapid haven]

Yea

[orchid merlin]

Splat3 Gluck

[rapid haven]

i'll be the cheerleader

[orchid merlin]

To splat3

[rapid haven]

So do not splat me

@viral flame

[orchid merlin]

Nahh

I'll splat u

[rapid haven]

Ic

[viral flame]

just enable flyhacks!

ez

[rapid haven]

If you splat me

@orchid merlin heyy

[viral flame]

ggs

im out for tonight

[orchid merlin]

I tried splatting u for fun

Night man

[rapid haven]

Good night

[orchid merlin]

For Will

1v1?

Last round

[rapid haven]

Sure

This is the truest last round

[orchid merlin]

Yes

[viral flame]

may this soothing splatoon video be my final message

[orchid merlin]

I remembered someone brought us to the story mode map on a turf war Match

[viral flame]

@echo gulch your code is most joyous.

[rapid haven]

Wow

The truest plot twist

[orchid merlin]

Ggz bro

Cya

[rapid haven]

Thank you

Good night

This was very funny

[orchid merlin]

I wonder if u could use your nnid to pretendo

[rapid haven]

@inland gulch yo I'm going to sleep

Goodbye

[orchid merlin]

Can u use your nnid to Pretendo?

Gnight bro

[rapid haven]

Thank y'all

[orchid merlin]

Np

[viral flame]

just fix the delay yourself

not hard

[orchid merlin]

Fr bro

It's 2pm

Splat3 is it ok to use your nnid as a pnidm

?

[viral flame]

wdym by that

if they have the same username you can't have them both on the same console

[orchid merlin]

Like use the nnid acc and turn on pretendo

[viral flame]

nah

[orchid merlin]

Ahhhh

I see

I was about to do that earlier but it might corrupt the acc

[viral flame]

if you use a nintendo account with pretendo enabled you'll get a message saying you can't use the ID on your system

[orchid merlin]

I seee

[viral flame]

won't do any damage you just won't be able to go online

[orchid merlin]

Alrrr

Thnx

[thorn storm]

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[viral flame]

What

[thorn storm]

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[viral flame]

That doesn't make much sense to me but I'll take your word for it I guess

[thorn storm]

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[jovial adder]

Why are you adding me

I haven’t played in such a long time

Tf

[vocal nebula]

day 2985 of asking this question

does anyone have a TCPGecko code that can do atleast one of these things:

• force splatfest music
• mute in-game music

[plush venture]

Trav I thought you found a solution yezterday

[vocal nebula]

unfortunately SDcafiine does not work with tcpgecko

and geckiine softlocks the console

[plush venture]

Crushing

I think your best bet is to buy an 800 dollar pc to play on cemu

Problem solved 🔥

[vocal nebula]

i can either play splatfest music or load splatfest maps, i unfortunately cannot do both at the same time

[vocal nebula]

i already have an 800 dollar pc

🔥

but i dont think TCPgecko works with cemu

[thorn storm]

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[plush venture]

Oh yeah it doesn’t

I’ve actually been trying to learn how to use tpcgecko recently

[orchid merlin]

I accidentally pinged you

I am so sorry lmao

[plush venture]

There’s a lot of different gecko apps

🦎

[jovial adder]

Nah all good i was just wondering

[orchid merlin]

Aight man

[sly wraith]

i

i

damn

cemu

[prisma maple]

dead chat 🗣️

[spring verge]

Hello looking for matchmaking

My pnid:Hamburger12 (yea)

[prisma maple]

this shortcut might be possible

[modest ibex]

using freefly sure

[prisma maple]

i manage to get to this part

opening gambit gives 30 extra swim speed ap so it might be possible with it

[echo gulch]

YASS 😍

HELP WHY IS THE AUDIO DELAYED

[prisma maple]

how real pros shark

[echo gulch]

I am REMOVING the collision

👼

[modest ibex]

that really seems most joyous.

[prisma maple]

meanwhile please remove the collision from these shitty barrier things too 😇

[echo gulch]

Yk what i'm patching the whole game

[prisma maple]

remove all barriers and invisible walls

[modest ibex]

ykw i am deleting splatoon.

[echo gulch]

all weapons have insane nerfs no walls paintable and no damage hit

[prisma maple]

OH NO SPLATOON 3 MAP DESIGN

[echo gulch]

yk what i'm installing a crypto miner to splatheap

[thorn storm]

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[echo gulch]

i said splatheap

[modest ibex]

time to money

oh yeah

[prisma maple]

stop stealing ideas from neptune 😡

[echo gulch]

i OWN neptussy ;-;

leeking code list!!!

[modest ibex]

oh no

well do it

[echo gulch]

leaks

[modest ibex]

i need to know how to force that flush function anywhere.

[echo gulch]

flush function

what is this

[modest ibex]

forcing weapons online

with working params

i found where it’s located

but

well token did

i only tested it

yeah

[echo gulch]

ohhhh

[prisma maple]

omg using inkling girl gives you a disadvantage your tentacles can give away your position

[echo gulch]

Y'all i'm a Splatoon 1 dev i work at Nintendo and y'all are NOT ready for this!!!

[prisma maple]

@warped cape how many times are u gonna type without actually sending a message

[prisma maple]

i knew that they were working on a balance patch this whole time!!

[modest ibex]

i wasn’t ready for this.

[echo gulch]

y'all pushing the update rn!!!!

[wispy minnow]

Where octoling in pic

[echo gulch]

y'all update or i'm banning account in nex

[prisma maple]

did u buff crb

[prisma maple]

this weapon is so bad it desperately needs buffs

thanks

[echo gulch]

new weapons

fuck i almost leaked the source code

[prisma maple]

this japanese dude keeps typing

[echo gulch]

anyway pushing real update!!!

[prisma maple]

is he speaking morse code with typing indicator?

[wispy minnow]

Gonna turn on my totally legit wii u

[echo gulch]

btw we don't include rce protection!!

[prisma maple]

stop buying bootleg chinese wii us 😡

[prisma maple]

thank you

[echo gulch]

no

[prisma maple]

no

[echo gulch]

deal with it

[prisma maple]

sloshing machine should stay trash

[wispy minnow]

No

[modest ibex]

i just wanna play jd :(

[prisma maple]

this might actually be useful in some cases tho

me when not english

[echo gulch]

No puedes seguir usando esta versión de prueba.

[prisma maple]

because its garbage

every weapon outclasses machine in a 1v1

because torpedo doesnt exist

[echo gulch]

oh i'm NEX banning you

ur not going online on splatoon

[prisma maple]

and fizzy

[prisma maple]

NOOO\

anyways, time to buy another broken wii u for $30 and extract the otp 🥰

[echo gulch]

OH WAIT

[modest ibex]

so loud for what 😡

[wispy minnow]

你好

[echo gulch]

THE BEEPS

[wispy minnow]

Consoles in China (communist) be like:

[echo gulch]

Menú de Wii U

[prisma maple]

they should definitely add this cool feature to cemu!

[wispy minnow]

乒乓U 99999x

[modest ibex]

download manager existing:

[thorn storm]

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[echo gulch]

emulating tools!!!! piracy tool!!!

sues

[wispy minnow]

You have been sued for 5 decillion dollars

[prisma maple]

yes

he has the splatoon source code

This is the Legal Department of Nintendo Of Japan™ Company. 您的浏览记录和活动引起了我们的注意 YOUR ACTIVITY HAS ATTRACTED OUR ATTENTION. 同志們注意了 you have been found emulating old games!!!!! 這是通知你，你必須認同我們將接管台灣 serious crime 以及世界其他地方 100 nintendo points have been deducted from your account 這對我們未來的所有下屬來說都是重要的機會 stop the emulation immediately 立即加入我們的宣傳活動，提前獲得救贖 do not do this again! 不要再这样做! if you do not hesitate, more nintendo points ( -11115 nintendo points)will be subtracted from your account, resulting into several cease and desist demands. (由人民供应部重新分配 nintendo) you'll also be executed by our Nintendo Ninjas™ at March 10 202X. 如果这还没有改变你，我们将把你驱逐到台湾省，你将被禁止进入中国!!!!

[echo gulch]

yes

[prisma maple]

silently bring back the servers

[golden mist]

Hello people

[prisma quarry]

Hello

[hearty basalt]

Kinda hard to get into a match

I got pretendo today and I didn't get into any match

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[golden mist]

Eh

Thats kinda normal for this time of day

[prisma maple]

lets make this chat undie

[golden mist]

😎

[prisma maple]

that means pretendo is functioning as expected

[inland gulch]

anyone playing?

[spring verge]

Me

[prisma maple]

i have more fun playing recon than splatoon 3

[final jewel]

Hey guys

Anyone playing?

[ivory brook]

I am trying to play

[final jewel]

Public or private?

[prisma maple]

no

[wispy minnow]

FUCK

WAS SO CLOSE

[prisma maple]

wow entering pubs is impossible now

[prisma maple]

what was

[wispy minnow]

I was fighting dj octavio

And I fell to the void

Btw

[prisma maple]

wait hold up

people are actually trying to play

[wispy minnow]

What are the best gear levels to beat Dj Octavio?

[prisma maple]

octavio is a literal fucking npc u should be able to beat him with anything

[wispy minnow]

Was referring to splatoon 1

[prisma maple]

octavio is a literal fucking npc u should be able to beat him with anything

[dusty shuttle]

i think that octavio is a literal fucking npc u should be able to beat him with anything

[wispy minnow]

Yall seen someone beating octavio with no special, no armor and level 1 gear?

[prisma maple]

online gear does not affect story mode lmao

its extremely ez to beat

[wispy minnow]

I meant hero gear

[prisma maple]

its still ez

[dusty shuttle]

I could see someone do that

[wispy minnow]

Reply "your mom" if every hero mode is ez

[prisma maple]

join pubs so that i force flounder

[tender token]

cant rn

[wispy minnow]

Btw I set up a private battle

[prisma maple]

no

join pubs

[wispy minnow]

No

[prisma maple]

nobody is joining your pb

we have 5/8

[wispy minnow]

Ok joining

[prisma maple]

ok 2 more

btw im doing flounder zones

[golden mist]

ok i think i figured out how to get the vsgame thingy working

[prisma maple]

which one u talking about

[golden mist]

the offline version

like with the bots

[prisma maple]

oh

[golden mist]

imma test it

[prisma maple]

send it in the private chat

is it the freetest thingy?

btw we need 1 more i joined with my alt

[wispy minnow]

I love harming jellyfishes forcing them to play volleyball with a zapfish

[ivory brook]

why is the server time allways 999

[dusty shuttle]

splatoon1enjoyer

[prisma maple]

im keeping the server in hostage until we matchmake

[ivory brook]

ok

[dusty shuttle]

bro REALLY wants flounder zones

[prisma maple]

Not for negotiation.

i would also do museum zones if it wasnt fucking broken on cemu

[wispy minnow]

Imma put music with squidbeatz

[prisma maple]

@dusty shuttle can u join pubs btw

[dusty shuttle]

nah i cant rn sry

[prisma maple]

there must be 1 other person on earth who can play splatoon rn

[wispy minnow]

Blasting Kraken up

JOIN

[prisma maple]

dont worry someone will join eventually

[wispy minnow]

Yea

Imma put octoling redeznevous

[prisma maple]

we will be waiting until the end of time

[spring verge]

I wants to play

[prisma maple]

@spring verge join public

[spring verge]

Ok

[wispy minnow]

That means

If he joins

NO MORE OCTOLING REDEZNEVOUS?!

[prisma maple]

dont worry u still have a few years until he decides to join

nvm

[wispy minnow]

He joined 😦

:C

Wait

Why was it ranked

[prisma maple]

it wasnt

[wispy minnow]

It was splat zones

[prisma maple]

yes

i said i would do flounder zones

[wispy minnow]

While in regular it's turf

Byw

How do u do custom limit

[prisma maple]

memory

edit\

[wispy minnow]

Ok

We need 2 ppl

But without the l

[prisma maple]

joining with my alt again

[spring verge]

Ok

Im here

[prisma maple]

whoever got dcd rejoin

[wispy minnow]

New ars

[prisma maple]

this is the rotation we are doing

[spring verge]

Lol

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1094567619480272926.gif?v=1

[wispy minnow]

No holding hand in boblox

[prisma maple]

dead game simulator

[wispy minnow]

Banned, ip banned, poison banned, sued, jail for 20 years, jail for life, death penalty

[prisma maple]

i guess only 4 people in the entire world want to play splatoon 1 rn

[spring verge]

5

[prisma maple]

no

1 is my alt account

[prisma maple]

1 more

[slim swallow]

I think I could join. I set up pretendo just yesterday so that would be my first match

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[slim swallow]

Too late buddy ._.

[wispy minnow]

I setup pretendo

[slim swallow]

Just give me 5-10 mins

[wispy minnow]

Ok

[prisma maple]

plz someone join faster

we only need 1 more person

[wispy minnow]

6 people wanna play

Yay

Or nope

[spring verge]

I want to play

[prisma maple]

are u in the lobby

[spring verge]

No

[prisma maple]

???? then join

omfg

[spring verge]

But i search

[prisma maple]

oh thats great

u have to restart

[spring verge]

Lol

[wispy minnow]

What region r u in

[spring verge]

Me

[wispy minnow]

Yes

[spring verge]

French

[wispy minnow]

Europe?

[spring verge]

Yea

[wispy minnow]

Ok frenchie

R u in the searching for a battle to join?

[spring verge]

Ye

[wispy minnow]

Weird

[prisma maple]

power off your wii u omg

[wispy minnow]

Force power off

[spring verge]

I have to restart

[wispy minnow]

Lemme spam the n word
Troll

[spring verge]

Restart my wii u

[wispy minnow]

To force shut down your wii u, click the power off button for 4 seconds

[spring verge]

Im beef boss btw

[wispy minnow]

Ik

Im oklahoma

[slim swallow]

Starting splat. I assume I'm supposed to join like normal?

[wispy minnow]

Yes

[prisma maple]

y e s

[wispy minnow]

Ok...

[slim swallow]

Still got splatfest files loaded ._. gotta delete them rq

[wispy minnow]

@prisma maple could I know in which region the splat zone regular is?

[prisma maple]

wtf are u talking about

[wispy minnow]

In which continent

[dusty shuttle]

???

[prisma maple]

i know what region means there are no regions in pretendo

???

[wispy minnow]

HE JOINED

[spring verge]

Go

[wispy minnow]

Oh

[dusty shuttle]

did you think servers were region locked or smth

[wispy minnow]

Yes

[ivory brook]

go to hell @prisma maple

[wispy minnow]

Why

Also fuck that carbon user

[prisma maple]

thats not very nice

[slim swallow]

Nice

[wispy minnow]

DAM TRYHARD

Fuck it

Didnt even touch the other zone

Fuck tryharders

[slim swallow]

I did not expect splatzones

[prisma maple]

splatzones is basically glorified turf war

[slim swallow]

In some way, yes

[ivory brook]

getting the news

[spring verge]

Im getting deconected

[wispy minnow]

Rejoining

[slim swallow]

Ugh, I need to be lvl 4 :/

[prisma maple]

7/8

[spring verge]

Use splathex

[slim swallow]

Eh, I kinda like having to start over

Gl guys

[wispy minnow]

We're fucked

[spring verge]

I rejoin

[ivory brook]

@prisma maple you get me every time

[wispy minnow]

My shitty aim

[slim swallow]

Gg^^

[prisma maple]

turf war is cringe

[wispy minnow]

Also lemme switch to krak-on

[hearty basalt]

Wow, 10 kills and this is literally my 2nd match

[spring verge]

I join wait

[wispy minnow]

Also, rollers look smaller compared to splatoon 2 and 3

[spring verge]

Wait what

[dusty shuttle]

yeah its a split lobby

[wispy minnow]

🙂

[spring verge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1094569609220333568.png?v=1

Bruh

[slim swallow]

I like bombs

[prisma maple]

this is why i forced splat zones

[ivory brook]

@prisma maple you really dont like me

[prisma maple]

leave your lobby

[dusty shuttle]

I cant

[spring verge]

Split lobby = no game

[slim swallow]

Eject your disc if you can

[prisma maple]

who wants tower control

[slim swallow]

Sure

[dusty shuttle]

am powering off

[wispy minnow]

Sure

[hearty basalt]

Ok

[slim swallow]

Can you change the ink color too?

[prisma maple]

yeah i can do white ink

[slim swallow]

Try something fancy ^^

[spring verge]

I join now or you are in game

I do what

[dusty shuttle]

standby

😁

[spring verge]

Oh no

[dusty shuttle]

French

👯‍♂️

[spring verge]

Yea im french

[prisma maple]

next round should be tower control

[slim swallow]

Oof, gg

[wispy minnow]

I have a question

[hearty basalt]

Can u turn People into octolings too?

[spring verge]

I join

[ivory brook]

7 kills im so happy right now

[prisma maple]

i may have to leave to change the mode

[wispy minnow]

Can players still get banned if theyre playing on pretendo and exploiting?

[prisma maple]

im leaving after this round

[spring verge]

Yes or no

[slim swallow]

After that, I'll visit the shops

Rip

[prisma maple]

yup i need to leave

[wispy minnow]

I also left

Not gonna feed that shitty carbon some kills

Btw how do I report players on splatoon 1

[dusty shuttle]

???

[slim swallow]

Cry about it

[dusty shuttle]

bro calm down hes just good lmao

[wispy minnow]

Just asking

[slim swallow]

Brb, going to the shops

[prisma maple]

if i become host now it should be tower control

[wispy minnow]

I cant go to booyah base btw

[prisma maple]

where tf did everyone go

[ivory brook]

im shoping

sheldon and the fucking 300 years text

[slim swallow]

I did not miss it

I absolutely did not miss it

One more

25sec

[spring verge]

1 pepole left

[dusty shuttle]

nice

[slim swallow]

Full

Gl

[wispy minnow]

We need sheldon to stfu

[inland gulch]

tf is happening here

[wispy minnow]

Nothing

Do u like my new server name

?

?

[dusty shuttle]

wow

[spring verge]

Gg

[dusty shuttle]

that 4v2 was so unfair lmao

[prisma maple]

i had to sacrifice myself for the next rounds

[slim swallow]

Ease up on the spawn camping a bit, guys xD

[dusty shuttle]

bruh

[dusty shuttle]

sry

[prisma maple]

why do you feel sorry

spawn camping is a valid strategy

[slim swallow]

Ik

[wispy minnow]

Why

[ivory brook]

who is PIAUI?

[wispy minnow]

You litterally prevent people to play

[slim swallow]

But 2v4 is a bit difficult

[prisma maple]

the prevention is caused by skill issue on the team

[wispy minnow]

Yea

[prisma maple]

if you are being spawn camped you are gonna lose either way

[dusty shuttle]

cuz they had no chance

[wispy minnow]

But still spawn camping is shit

[prisma maple]

@dusty shuttle how many players

[dusty shuttle]

0

im in standby

[prisma maple]

wtf

[plush venture]

🔥

[wispy minnow]

Only those who use Aerospray mg on spoon 3, listen to sheldon's text and love clam blitz use spawncamping

[prisma maple]

try leaving and see if you join my lobby

[dusty shuttle]

I cannot leave 😐

[plush venture]

You will standby and you will LIKE it

[ivory brook]

my team is just rollers LOL

[prisma maple]

you will play saltspray rainmaker and you will like it

[wispy minnow]

Why cant I edit

You will play clam blitz moray towers and you'll like it

[spring verge]

3 roller

[slim swallow]

Just for reference, how much experience does everyone here have?

[wispy minnow]

0

[spring verge]

Use splathex

[wispy minnow]

Wait

[dusty shuttle]

wdym by experience

[wispy minnow]

I have maxed exp

[dusty shuttle]

skill or in game level ?

[wispy minnow]

In game level

[slim swallow]

Knowledge of the game, time played, skill level

[wispy minnow]

I have no skill

[prisma maple]

i have enough time put into the game to say that spawn camping is not a problem

[dusty shuttle]

let me pull up my switch 2s

[spring verge]

1 player left

[viral flame]

I've been playing frequently since 2015

[ivory brook]

8 level in game but a lot of time playing all 3 games

[dusty shuttle]

215 hours on sploon 2 and 140 hours on sploon 3

[wispy minnow]

Btw i played offline since 2021 and online since 1 week ago

[hearty basalt]

Like 270 hours in s2 and 105 in s3

[slim swallow]

Just offline?

[dusty shuttle]

also I started playing sploon 1 a year ago i think

[prisma maple]

500 hours in s1

[wispy minnow]

Yes

And 0 hours in s2 and idk how much hours in s3

[plush venture]

1,300 hours across all 3 games

You could say I’m a bit of a turf war master 😎

[prisma maple]

@dusty shuttle leave next round so that i become host

[dusty shuttle]

I have to leave anyways

[spring verge]

Gg

[wispy minnow]

Promote my animation

[dusty shuttle]

12/5 using carbon

[viral flame]

I got like 15/3 or something last night

https://tenor.com/view/emoji-planning-evil-gif-11503561

[hearty basalt]

Blud, how am I winning every match

[prisma maple]

i think my eyes broke

[prisma maple]

its turf war so winning is luck based

[spring verge]

I have leave

[slim swallow]

Not really

[plush venture]

Turf war so fun is the name of the game!😁

[prisma maple]

yes really

[wispy minnow]

Or I will send unfunny memes again

[hearty basalt]

But 7 wins in a row 😥

[wispy minnow]

Dam

[dusty shuttle]

it was my first time ever using the weapon tho

i slayed

[wispy minnow]

My wifi was a potato for 2 seconds

[prisma maple]

now join so that i get 20 kdr

[wispy minnow]

No

[prisma maple]

5/8

[slim swallow]

3 left

2

[plush venture]

I would love to use the carbon roller but I think it’s ugly

[hearty basalt]

What if

White ink

[wispy minnow]

Imma boot splathex and inject carbon

[prisma maple]

7/8

[wispy minnow]

1 more

[slim swallow]

White black red, the forbidden colors xD

[prisma maple]

8/8

[plush venture]

What???

[wispy minnow]

Yes

[slim swallow]

gg

[hearty basalt]

Blud, 8 wins in a row

What IS this

[prisma maple]

me when

[slim swallow]

I forgot that the inkzooka has more the 3 shots

[ivory brook]

i just figured out i hate tower control

[timber dirge]

why is the mode tc☹️

[slim swallow]

I forgot that you can flank in this game xD

[hearty basalt]

Honestly I'm glad I finally lost a match

[prisma maple]

i asked before if they wanted tc they said sure, we did zones before too

[slim swallow]

Change the ink color >:3

[prisma maple]

too lazy to boot up my mod menu

[hearty basalt]

It's so weird not seeing octolings cuz I'm used to seeing them in s3

[slim swallow]

F

[viral flame]

She be splatting on my toon till I booyah

[slim swallow]

Btw, how does modding work?

[viral flame]

That's a vague question

[slim swallow]

I have but one dream, flying kraken

[prisma maple]

Video game modding (short for "modification") is the process of alteration by players or fans of one or more aspects of a video game,[1] such as how it looks or behaves, and is a sub-discipline of general modding. Mods may range from small changes and tweaks to complete overhauls, and can extend the replay value and interest of the game.

Modding a game can also be understood as the act of seeking and installing mods to the player's game,[2] but the act of tweaking pre-existing settings and preferences is not truly modding.[1]

[dusty shuttle]

yes

[slim swallow]

Ok, yeah, I deserve that

I meant in Splatoon xD

[prisma maple]

Video game modding (short for "modification") is the process of alteration by players or fans of one or more aspects of a video game,[1] such as how it looks or behaves, and is a sub-discipline of general modding. Mods may range from small changes and tweaks to complete overhauls, and can extend the replay value and interest of the game.

Modding a game can also be understood as the act of seeking and installing mods to the player's game,[2] but the act of tweaking pre-existing settings and preferences is not truly modding.[1]

[dusty shuttle]

you use sd caffine

bro 💀

[ivory brook]

how do you mod a server

[slim swallow]

I have 0 knowledge so even if it should be obvious, it isn't for me

[prisma maple]

what server

there are no servers

[dusty shuttle]

@slim swallow if you are talking about mods to change music, or some models etc go to gamebanana and use sd caffine

[hearty basalt]

How to turn into a patient person 💀

[viral flame]

Erm... It's sdcafiine. 🤓

[dusty shuttle]

if youre talking about splatoon1enjoyer changing gamemodes i have no fucking idea

[ivory brook]

ok now youre laging my mind

[slim swallow]

I guess it's to inject code from the SD into the game, right?

[dusty shuttle]

erm erm 🤓 theres a pipe bomb in your mailbox 🤓

[viral flame]

It's a most joyous method.

[dusty shuttle]

its more like hot swapping the gamefiles

i think its how sd cafiine works

[prisma maple]

that was fast

[timber dirge]

pls play guys ☹️☹️☹️

[slim swallow]

Oh wait, turf tower

Sorry

[prisma maple]

piaui is the #1 dcer

[hearty basalt]

Now I know why nintendo added checkpoints

[timber dirge]

true

[prisma maple]

to make people who dont know how to play the game think that they fixed something that isnt a problem

[slim swallow]

Still not used to those hybrid modes

[viral flame]

Yay.

[plush venture]

Rainmaker check points definitely are a good edition

Tc checkpoints I’m either way on

[viral flame]

the rainmaker checkpoints do make the game last longer than 30 seconds

which is nice

[plush venture]

36 seconds 🔥

[dusty shuttle]

tc checkpoints are annoying ✨

[viral flame]

tower control checkpoints just dont work

u have to wipe the enemy team to even try and get past them

[timber dirge]

yippe

[prisma maple]

checkpoints have no reason to exist in any mode

[dusty shuttle]

or you get wiped and the checkpoint is at 1 pt remaining so you have to redo it

[plush venture]

They do in rainmaker

[timber dirge]

checkpoints in splatzones omg 😍😍

[prisma maple]

if your team gets instantly ko'd in rainmaker with no checkpoints that means your team doesnt know how to defend

[dusty shuttle]

nah its justified in rainmaker

[prisma maple]

having checkpoints in any map besides blackbelly piranha and saltspray is redundant

[slim swallow]

What the

[plush venture]

Nop wrong

[slim swallow]

What were those points ._.

[prisma maple]

matches end faster than rainmaker

[timber dirge]

STOP omg i hate my weapon

[prisma maple]

i need to figure out how to lag my internet connection to make my carbon more op

[slim swallow]

Points on crack

[hearty basalt]

average splatoon 1 match

[dusty shuttle]

whos fortnite gaming

[viral flame]

Fortnite Gaming

[prisma maple]

maybe jim or skalop

[slim swallow]

Ah yes, lemme just farm my 2 million points

[dusty shuttle]

oh kk

[prisma maple]

but they usually play scoped eliter

took long enough

[hearty basalt]

Faster than splatoon 2 lobbies

[prisma maple]

i love eliters on walleye

and moray

[hearty basalt]

I'll be happy when someone doesn't get 2 Million points with an eliter

[timber dirge]

not me sneaking on the tower

[prisma maple]

c- lobby btw

[slim swallow]

Sorry for camping you, dude xD

[echo gulch]

Fortnite Gaming

[hearty basalt]

Damn Internet connection

[prisma maple]

qr meta is real

[timber dirge]

insane tbh

[echo gulch]

the bluetooth device is ready to pear

[dusty shuttle]

9/9 💀

[prisma maple]

certified qr user

[slim swallow]

Brb

[prisma maple]

if you dont get 0 kd with qr you are doing something wrong

@dusty shuttle are u running full qr

[dusty shuttle]

almost

[prisma maple]

ok

[dusty shuttle]

my shoes got special charge up

[prisma maple]

@dusty shuttle @timber dirge if either of u get on my team lets do infinite chain jump on the tower

it will be funny

[timber dirge]

bet

[dusty shuttle]

alr

[viral flame]

The qr

[prisma maple]

99% rickroll

[viral flame]

no

[slim swallow]

Truly fascinating

[dusty shuttle]

it looks like those qr codes on items

[slim swallow]

Did someone dc?

[prisma maple]

triple kill inkzooka

[timber dirge]

THATS CRAZY OMG

[prisma maple]

i love qr meta

[dusty shuttle]

@timber dirge I shot randomly and killed you im so sorry

[timber dirge]

ITS OKAY LOL

[prisma maple]

that sounds accurate

[prisma maple]

stealth jump is not op just look at the sky 👍

[dusty shuttle]

The QR

[viral flame]

The QR

[dusty shuttle]

wow

[prisma maple]

this is so fun

[timber dirge]

lemme change weapons

[dusty shuttle]

I am giving up carbon roller

I need my inkstrike NOW

[slim swallow]

Uhm

[prisma maple]

i love seeing people feed the liter

[timber dirge]

WYM 81P???

😭

[slim swallow]

Why was the music like, 6seconds delayed??

[prisma maple]

sploon

[slim swallow]

I never saw that happen before

[viral flame]

Every copy of splatoon is personalised

[slim swallow]

._.

[prisma maple]

Splatoon Enhanced has 1% chance of replacing your boot sector with Nyan Cat.

[plush venture]

I got goku in my copy

[dusty shuttle]

nooooooooooooooo standby

[prisma maple]

and this is why you dont play eliter on blackbelly

u will get 2 dcs

[slim swallow]

Hmm, can we switch it up?

[prisma maple]

i can change the map in between games but not the mode

[slim swallow]

Sure

[prisma maple]

we almost lost because of map paint

[slim swallow]

xD

Hadn't I misfired that ink strike

[viral flame]

lets do towers!

[prisma maple]

No!

[slim swallow]

Veto

[azure cradle]

Is someone know who is FortniteGamer?

[woven star]

he is a fortnite gamer

[azure cradle]

Do you know him

[woven star]

no he is a fortnite gamer

[dusty shuttle]

wow

[viral flame]

Wow.

[dusty shuttle]

15 9

im framing this in my room or smth

[prisma maple]

thank you gugs 🥰

[ivory brook]

for what?????

[dusty shuttle]

wow

[slim swallow]

Guys, please

[prisma maple]

why am i even playing carbon

[slim swallow]

Ink

The

Spawn

I can't move without ink

[prisma maple]

what weapon are u playing

[slim swallow]

Heavy

[viral flame]

many are saying this

[dusty shuttle]

minigun

I would like to say that I love my team 🥰

[prisma maple]

i love carbon but i need to slow down my internet to get the sweet 30-0 kdr

[slim swallow]

Is ink resistance a thing in splat 1?

[prisma maple]

yes

and its better than ever

even tho stealth jump is better

[dusty shuttle]

yes (I have no idea)

[slim swallow]

Why is no one inking??

[prisma maple]

i totally didnt full carry

[dusty shuttle]

11/10 😐

[slim swallow]

It's still turf war

Also

[dusty shuttle]

???

[slim swallow]

Don't ignore enemy beacons

[ivory brook]

i died 15 times yay

[prisma maple]

turf points count only

towards the objective

[dusty shuttle]

wait what