#Splatoon
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can we have 1 round without mcdonalds connections
No 
I hate myself
sooo guys
5/4 kd
try to afford internet connection challenge
what am i doing wrong
you are not checking for sharks
let's say I wanted to use octoslots on aroma
you blindly rush in
how would I do that?
i crashed
I am I got you multiple times last game
now i am not
I love blindly rushing in
yet i am still the person who gets the highest kdr every game
so listen to my advice
guys
ill be real i got some good shots this round
chill
ill try to be better
Anybody wanna do a pb?
join pubs
we are having a blast in flounder tc 🔥
Oooh
put moray towers
Ok
👍
I’d rather be Splat zoning
regular not ranked
Ik
i cant even change the mode i think
it only works once
But I guess I’d be too good in zones with my AMAZING danumo
I wish I could change weapons I am getting too old for inkstrikes
im coming back
you can leave since pretendo implemented disconnecting
but dont leave now
its random tho
😢
3dsing!!!!
Freshly brewed home
dont you guys love when a map is so good that all modes on it are great and all weapons on it work well
idk
nah
this is a good game
I guess
I love when the game is not balanced
S3 mahi mahi 😍
I love turf war 
0502!!!
fun fact: the more changes you have to do to a map layout for a specific mode, the more it shows how flawed the map is
true
I don’t think that necessarily true
hello
Piranha pit *cough
Hello
pretendo replaced 0312 with 0502
I love it when maps are a straight line
they had no reason to change that, they could have just disabled the moving platforms and it would be decent
i cannot join back
S3 mahi mahi is the biggest tragedy in the series. nothing compares. part of me died when i saw it
try again it always works
👋
i already did
we are still 6/8 pubs
Hi flacs 
i will try joining with my alt to see if its broken
keys
i will check
what !!1111???¿¿¿
what time do you play?
you should get wrnaed
Tag yourself
N O W
Lobby split
fuck
sorry. death threats
no more flounder heights tower control 😭
the umbrella one
Enjoyer is definitely a fly fish
thank fucking god
im trying to play friendly games and i cant find anyone
killing the lobby (i will find a way to become host again)
think they meant to ask if we have a schedule of some kind?? if that's the case we do not. we just play whenever but most of the time it's in the afternoon and night
It’s usually active from 4 hours ago till 6 hours from now
but people are playing now so!! public lobby should work unless this is priv only
2/8
We are pubbing
6/8 btw
Wait for me
😦
You wouldn’t want to lose the chance to have a tempered danumo on your team
Yes I would 
1 more person
me pls
Everyone loves a tempered danumo once and a while
Chun li
join turf war :p
Enjoyer really team rocket blasted off
give me your fc pls
No fc necessary
You can just join public turf and you’ll enter
aahh ok sorry
how do you play on splatoon 1?
No worries 
I love brewing fresh home
splathex is your best friend if you don't wanna be level 1 anymore
and also level isn't a factor in matchmaking here. not enough people playing at any time for it to be
I'm level 2 and I got in lol
NOOOO
someone got the lag
hey babes
it sucks because i got impressive kd that round
i’ll join
I am about to commit various crimes
why have we not disconnected yet
I want my coins and xp
im gonna turn on always movable
I did ?
ohh ohh
from what
its happening
Why didnt you disconnect
i havent
There we go
ok im out now
is it pub
or pb
I'm just gonna start a private battle
regular
oke
oka baby
how do you join parties?
like you would on nnid
hola bebés.
si
eres mi nuevo mejor amigo xDDD
viva
mi no encanta españa
🤯🤯
Hablo un pocito espagnol
dont worry about that
where’s the last puta.
mi encanto salsa

porque chainsawman salsa

yo soy español del españa no de latam💔💔
what the gay!!
bien bien
yo igual
im inviting my alt 🤓
mi no encanta americanos
me too
I am french
no son buen personas
f
salut
yippee im host
Slt
be careful splatanas3enjoyer is canadian.
Salut
well
at least its not someone from the us
4 players in my lobby 😦
i hate god mode 9
CAW 🦅🥩🔫
where are you from
bc you said it
its the only thing that has caused problems
i love everyone regardless of nationality
i hate pheene.
how do you pronounce pheene
except for Americans. They are smth else frfr
where
I have so many questions
fuck YOU
americans more like
toronto
Real
Yeah you shouldn’t like Americans
i want to go to america for THE GUNS
😤😤😜😜💔😱😱🐝🐝
unlimited MCDONALDS
Real
same day AMAZON DELIVERY
History lesson done
Can confirm
I fixed gm9 
last mommy where
0006
com to america we have a gun store right next to an elementary school (i am not kidding)
Bruh I’m trying to join turf but 0513
join meee
I am approaching to america very fast !!!
is it true that america sings some national anthem
in the middle of classes
for some reason
no
i think people was supposed to join not leave.
f
Yea I think it’s the Soviet one…
😐
what the hell!!!
womp womp
you can do a pledge of allegiance at the beginning of the day if you wanna
other than that nah its not real
oh its optional
yeah u aren't legally required to stand for the flag
how do you come to join you
Let's play ranked, can we?
or my game crashed
or imma break some kneecaps
i dcd.
or it's back
Can't connect to the another console
What the FUCK
...
im leaving too
seems like you're not on pretendo's servers?
WHY IS EVERYBODY LEAVING
we can do it
lobbies broke
nvm
host leaves everyone disintegrates
i was the host
I don't know how to get there
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0502
6/8
6/8
How many secs
161
160
Ok
155
890
Tenkiu
456831
😨
143
Nice I'm in time
6/8
π
where are the last 2 individuals that will join this lobby.
come on
Nice
My 2 alts
I have to choices
I'm in a loop
i should bring in myalt
power button
O hi
7/8
Yea 7/8
is this joke
right as i dcd
i finshed 3dsing
200s
😜😜
lets goo
Isn't is
hi bakas
hi puta
nice
Battle time
do you have your wii u modded?
Gg
epic win
GGs
I am so bad at this game I should really quit and go back to Valorant
jr power
I won my first game lol
why am i still in standby💔💔
idk
x1
but the game wont start
some guy took your spot
and game wont start
ItsOmey ftw
👍
banned
f
also why did you have a white wallhack thing
disconnected
at the start of the game
yehoo
brb
bro
Communication error
Gl maybe I'll get in again
3/8
Yay I'm in
6/8
what
6/8
Need pic?
For us it's 6/8
why did the count down disappear
Who knows
I love pretendo 🥰
Sent 2 pictures by mistake lmao
One slot
self promoting your own post?!?!.,1!1,
Accidentally sent it lmao
🫠
7/8 now
Well now 1 left
Outdated photo
@viral flame cmon baby
Sorry lol
join up
I Come.
I got kicked for "not have connections
uh
Fudge sakes lol 😦
timer froze
did it crash
erm…
i swear if it crashed im going back to
I crashed when 8 ppl got in
sp3
Same
ok it did
Ok who’s on bad wifi
it's now just me and splaker cc
f
I am going to grind series.
wtf
Rip Splatoon poo
What we should do
a lot.
we should play splatoon
Play more Splatoon and hope we get lucky
thank god its tower control
0521
Im waiting for someone to join me
What's that mean
What about privates
stuck on joining
back
Same
Publics?
who's davs again?
im in a lobby all by myself
@viral flame pbs?
I'm hosting a private battle
I had to restart my console it froze the entire thing
joli !
I don't have ranked unlocked 😦
Splatoon pee
Spl2>
xddddd nope
absolutely not
Lmao why? xd
splat 2, if not for octo expansion, would be the weakest in the series
That's right
yes
dlc should not carry a game
ok its up
Add ItsOmeyyt
accepted
It saids your not in
send a request to me
try and restart your game
ur not in a game
K
wtf.
and i just came from restarting
ok im rebooting]
me too
o
Par ici!
I'll join your battle, 6c
this is the happiest year of my life
havent gotten friend requests from anyone else
cant join if youre not on my friend list
well what's your pnid?
i sent it above
ohh
I restarted waiting for you to start
im finishing my series then im coming back to sp1
are u on my fl
this didnt age well
no
Private?
then add
ok
hooray.
disc orb
is anybody doing s2 map mods
no
disc orb :)
aw
How do you get Wii U zcreenshot to discord lol
capture card
screenshot plugin and then FTP / CEMU
oh
Oh ok lol
im on real hardware
oh wait
Waiting
can I ask you something?
cemu
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i
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okay good
cemu?
cemu!
🤯
Yuzu.
no i thought they finally fixed the response with just “i”
i
so did mine not go thru
i
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idk
lol
😢
lemme check cemu
i
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😭?
What if no
xD
😔
Privates?
omfg

ur not cool.
Addme pkss

Pls*
too late join through someone else
FLACSG80
Wut
well I'll ask everyone then
okay i didn’t get a request from pheene
Anyway what did you want to tell
Okok
o
so you know tcpgecko for tiramisu?
What
turf war?
reboot splaton
@upper imp added
wtf i can’t send u a friend request either
What
wtf is going on
Who do I need to add
give me a minute pls
Okey
can anyone else see my lobby
Nope
well you're not on my fl so ofc not
miiverse works?
lenyte 👍
if this still doesn't work i guess i can try on my alt
Nope
can u delete me pls
i can’t connect to friends service now
Ayone wants to play with me
it what itself
Hi
ok
Hi
u do show up on my list tho
Addme
i don’t get it
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goodbye javer.
bye puta🤯🤯
I got it lmao
omg
u were clogging my friend list
ping
i can finallt go online
Im banned
can't use the console with this nnid?
no
it is hosted
oh okay baby
I don't know much spanish yet
ur not online
No será que tienes el inkay desactivado?
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what the FUCK
i just wanna play
@rapid haven what our identifiant
ok i gues su can
join
First add me
man
what the hell!!!!
Williams0317
it seems like everyone here speaks spanish or french
¿
okay😭😭
Y si
you do not appear as online either.
I only know a small bit of spanish and japanese :')
bc i just dcd the pb
im gonna verify the claims
ichi = one
booting splatoon
Hiii
greetings
cool no one is online
Booting splatoon
@modest ibex hi Javier
yup
anyone who wants to join add Callie.
lies
I am having the best time of my life actually
Who's callie
im currently playing mii maker.
I could get karma'd any second now
if you add Callie. it will brick ur pc/wii u!'!!!!
this is true!
sir this is walmart
May I host?
I must go
I have many ppl added
Apague la consola y parece que ya funciona
Imlvl 1
And they could join
do
pass don’t work
Im beef boss
Yea
start
Are we ready?
that’s all
Okok
Im lvl 1 :(
ok
either
Good luck
alright, I did have something to say but you disappeared
Nice one
ggs
Gg
ggs
Another mode?
c- xDDDDD
Yea
Which map
idm
lol
random
dont jinx it
no worries im winning
(Plot twist : i get karma'd)
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0006
im gonna spam on off again on you
GGs
turf war pls
plot twist he didnt wait
I'm enabling sniper aimbot
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Turf war plssssssss
r u in the same lobby
.
WHO IS LAGGING
nobody cares spl3
the lag was unreal
yes
Okok
no
ok
Im getting karma'd so hard im on 4-2
30 min later and I’m still searching for a turf match 🙃
turf wa
warned you
This isn't a weapon for turf wars
3v3
only S?
I did not play a lot
lol
you are a puppy
that was not very joyous
Sad I'm the only one In Lobby
whos playing sp1 rn
u didn’t move from that spot shut up.
4000000p lol
because i would have gotten killed anyway
SAME TEAMS NO
this is just great
Hey I got into someone game lol only the 2 of us though 😦
@steady bramble I think is the person lol
If wrong sorry for ping lmao
Another one joined yay


I actually had a few games last night going into public
joyous
you wont today
Not bad
I gonna quit
were only 4/8
I only played like a few to
Btw in ItsOmey lol
Yeah
it'll be fiiine
Do people ever get games in ranked?
bad choice of weapon for this map
dont worry they they said itll be fine they said lol
sad
Rip
Another mode?
👋 hello
Hi
Hi hi hi
I went to the doctor and they said that my heart rate was over the charts last night lmao
Im prob gonna stick with my pills for now on
Anyways who’s down to play some splatoon 1?
I was hoping to do some pub to level up, but that is definitely not gonna happen right now
I think my Wii U crashed closing the friend list-
I'll put you in a 3v2 the next battle
I'll call a friend
I'll get on
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i can >_<
Now I'm by myself 😦
I didn't ask lol
I couldn't get in anyways
Yooo
4 kills
0 splatted
Everyone is joining yaayyyy
you tped on my screen
3 more ppl
Pubs?
Yes
2 now
and what if i ruined that balance haha jk
unless:3
then i will leave :)
6/8 it's normal pubs match
7/8
One person needed
C'mon 1 person it's pubs
50 seconds Join Pls
Okok
Who?
Connectoon lost when we were losing lol
this was a terrible waste of time
Rip
yay!
Rate my house
11/10
7/0.4
this looks like a classroom
my irish classroom looked like that
blud got the american school classroom ceiling
You have GYATT to be kidding me
ermm its GYAAT to be RIZZING me
get it right next time!
KEYS.
do you live in ikea or smth
Most likely his work.
you work at ikea ???
6/8 pub🥸
splatoon 2 octo expansion
I 100% Octo Expansion.
This is just like the deep-sea metro
All I got was a golden toothpick.
In that it hasn't been touched since 2003
oh yeah?? well i 101% it🥸
throw something up there to see if someone is hiding there
👍
Throwing a splat bomb
g-guys agent 3 is gonna come through the ceiling!! 🥺🥺
She'll be fine.
Anyone doing a pb?
that would be commiting a murder !!!!
Debating if I should play Splatoon 3 or her game.
splat 3 = mid
I like it.
Montay
I might go with fame
id be down for a pb but idk if anyone else would join
I just feel bad for her and I like Frye.
Its fine we can do a 1v1
I might have unfriended you my bad
unless we were never added and im lying
Honestly no reason to unfriend anyone due to how small the community is... Unless your WiiU or PC toaster is cracked out can cant handle huge lists.
Pretendo derping.
u keep on showing up as ???
oh just got ur fr
slay
booting will say when its up
I get that at times too when adding people.
Also I tried to add them too while back but was ??? as well.
||Still need to add me nerd @burnt shoal ||
@burnt shoal rooms up
ALR IM BOOTING AND FRUITING
home of the sexual
Im at the news