Splatoon

[dusty shuttle]

hello little stylus

[plush venture]

Hello little stylus

[viral flame]

Hello Mario.

[plush venture]

https://youtu.be/TH4GPdsGrSo

[prisma maple]

embed fail

[plush venture]

I never try to embed

[viral flame]

what if i disabled embeds

[plush venture]

So I can’t fail

[prisma maple]

mr. cringe

[shy star]

i like the new kick feature they implemented. 118 never felt so good

[prisma maple]

imagine clicking on links 🗣️

[plush venture]

Samon hi

[dusty shuttle]

i have severe anger issues

[prisma maple]

we are in ranked now btw

[plush venture]

You have valorant issues

They are not the same but they may exist together

[dusty shuttle]

.

[plush venture]

You are not coming back….

[dusty shuttle]

.

[prisma maple]

i dont even play this game but i can smell trash kd

[plush venture]

Never play it enjoyer

It sucks the life force from you

[viral flame]

because it tells u the kd!

[dusty shuttle]

The problem is that Im usually top fragging

but our team is shit

[narrow quest]

i put the wrong wi fi password

😔

[viral flame]

wtf new splatoon update????

[plush venture]

If you top frag you can say whatever you want to your teammates

[dusty shuttle]

the entire attacker half I was not able to play because my mates were baiting and i kept dying

[plush venture]

You are KING as top frag

[prisma maple]

reminds me when i got 30-0 in c- and lost

[narrow quest]

im literally 3dsing

[prisma maple]

all they had to do was ride the tower

[viral flame]

Nintendo Network and the NUS are dead.

[plush venture]

The difference is in valorant you can curse your teammates out over voice or text chat

[prisma maple]

And nothing of value was lost.

[plush venture]

Myamoto..💔

[viral flame]

how else will i illegally download video games.

[prisma maple]

internet archive!

[thick rampart]

i wasen't even aware it was on maintinence..

[prisma maple]

nus isnt even down for me

[thick rampart]

hes probably using pretendo then

since NUS will give a error with it

[viral flame]

this wiiu is unmodded

ignore the wup installer gx2 idk how to delete that

[prisma maple]

w u p i n s t a l l e r

[plush venture]

Good thing you managed to download WUP installer before the eshop closed!

[viral flame]

true!

[plush venture]

All the YouTubers had that on their must get list before eshop closes 2022 real

[thick rampart]

no cfw

[prisma maple]

but none of them got sysconfigtool

[plush venture]

I want everyone to imagine the “hello Mario” voice line but instead it’s “hello imora”

[viral flame]

none of them got the Kiosk Menu Setter DEV

[thick rampart]

i think both of you are getting yourself a piracy warning if you keep doing it..

[prisma maple]

how

[viral flame]

how

[thick rampart]

you mentioned sysconfig tool and the kiosk menu

how

[plush venture]

Imora is your name a scrambled up version of Mario

[prisma maple]

how is this related to piracy

[viral flame]

i didnt share it

it's like saying i have kiosk games on my wiiu

[thick rampart]

i mean are you allowed to even mention it?

im not even sure

tbh

[plush venture]

Why wouldn’t you be

[prisma maple]

this is public knowledge

[plush venture]

Words can’t play video game

[viral flame]

hnnnngnggfhjgfdhkfgdhkgfhdkjgfdh

[thick rampart]

yeah its more of a question at this point

im not sure myself

[viral flame]

turns out my wiiu was mac banned from my network

i fix it!

[thick rampart]

stalking!!!

/j

[plush venture]

Imora hop on ranked

[thick rampart]

no

[plush venture]

[plush venture]

I’m going to close sploon

[prisma maple]

NO

[thick rampart]

deleting that rn

[plush venture]

Kidding

[thick rampart]

ty

[prisma maple]

its funny how so many "pirated" libraries were sent at the top of general chat

[thick rampart]

fair enough..

thanks for sending me one of them to deletion

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[plush venture]

This is why we need to delete every other chat that isn’t Splatoon

[thick rampart]

i mean if it isn't the actual thing?

[plush venture]

Pliiiiiiiii

[thick rampart]

i should probably ask tho

@opal herald

[prisma maple]

everything else is a waste of oxygen

[narrow quest]

i have to update my 3ds rq

[thick rampart]

would mentioning any of this stuff be bannable for a piracy warning?

[narrow quest]

new 3ds xl has an exploit on the new update

[opal herald]

I mean it does mention known piracy tools

[thick rampart]

well true..

[prisma maple]

time to warn jon for mentioning usb helper !

[thick rampart]

but would that be fair for deletion though?

[viral flame]

time to warn me for posting my favourite snack :(

[opal herald]

That was 4 years ago

[prisma maple]

it took me 10 seconds to find it

[opal herald]

Yes, so?

[thick rampart]

and?

[prisma maple]

i mean its there

if u dont want it then delete all mentions of it

not just the ones u see

[viral flame]

i ctrl f for usb helper i find many mentions

[prisma maple]

55 mentions 💀

[viral flame]

just warn everyone who has said it!

[thick rampart]

i mean if its that old then why care?

unless its recent

nobody cares if you find it tbh

[prisma maple]

(except nintendo lawyers)

[viral flame]

what if someone finds a tutorial onit

[prisma maple]

💀

[dusty shuttle]

💀

[thick rampart]

[plush venture]

LOLLLL

[thick rampart]

ty

[viral flame]

wtf?? mod using usbhelper???

ban

[thick rampart]

shut up already

you're getting annoying

[dusty shuttle]

wow

[thick rampart]

just please

stop

[viral flame]

so are u dude 😭

oh someone mentioned kiosk menu! should that be a warn???

[thick rampart]

i mean ask celestine not me??

shes more expert at this than i am

move on to another topic or smth

[shy star]

well this is a mess of a discord...

[thick rampart]

yeah i agree..

im not even sure whats concidered for deletion or not

if its old or new

[plush venture]

spaltoon

[prisma maple]

if u guys just wanna stay safe from nintendo lawyers then just deleting the mentions u see wont cut it because they will go back 50 years if that means finding a reason to take down the server

[thick rampart]

i mean is there a point on scrolling so far back for a joke?

[viral flame]

no it's saying that u shitting your pants when you see the mention of an internal tool when others have been talking about it in the past is Dumb and Stupid

[thick rampart]

uh

i think you're just beating a sandbag at this point

[golden mist]

Welp I put seeprom and otp in the root, transferred my account over, deleted mlc01/usr/boss multiple times and still nothing. Does anyone know if there is smth I could be missing?

[prisma maple]

the system certs

[thick rampart]

just dump them from your console legally

ignore that

[golden mist]

With dumpling I’m guessing

[thick rampart]

yep

[golden mist]

Ight

[prisma maple]

if u dump online files it should dump them automatically

[golden mist]

I did

[prisma maple]

then replace mlc01 with the one it gives

[viral flame]

but it's true

[thick rampart]

i mean send it

i dare you

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[modest ibex]

Hello!

[golden mist]

If they are in the usr and sys files then I already did that too

[dusty shuttle]

did chat finally calm down

👯‍♂️

[viral flame]

Hello. Do you want splatoon 3 4.1.0 NSP file free download?

[shy star]

your kidding right?...

[modest ibex]

yay!

[shy star]

.....

wheres nintendo at?

[modest ibex]

….

[modest ibex]

this is quite uncomfortable.

bye putas.

[dusty shuttle]

ok

[thick rampart]

bye

[prisma maple]

Dear Nintendo,

Check out this cool project called Pretendo Network. It aims to provide a viable replacement for your legacy services. Please promote it so that it can grow more!

Regards

[sand lantern]

Bye

[viral flame]

cannot believe i used to be a carbon main in 2015

makes sense tho i had shit internet back then

[prisma maple]

17k turf is nothing

[plush venture]

it was in 2015

[zenith fractal]

for some reason i had brush

inkbrush not even octo

[viral flame]

Death

[shy star]

immediate DMCA

not even joking...like 1.5 ms

[modest ibex]

why, maybe they own a kiosk wiiu which are easy to find on ebay

[zenith fractal]

hey no dissing on my favorite weapon

[thick rampart]

i mean its not likely

[prisma maple]

innocent until proven guilty

[modest ibex]

raiid currently has 3 dev wiius.

[thick rampart]

def possible but getting a kiosk console is expensive af

[modest ibex]

300 at most

[prisma maple]

raiid owns half of the wii u market

[modest ibex]

not that bad

[thick rampart]

you would have to somehow mod it inside the kiosk menu

[thick rampart]

[modest ibex]

for each 2812 he has!

equals 127 wii us

[prisma maple]

once he runs out of wii us he still has the wii us he has backdoored with neptune

[viral flame]

Wtf i got banned.

[dusty shuttle]

skill issue

[shy star]

oof

[thick rampart]

skill issue

[shy star]

welp

[dusty shuttle]

real

[prisma maple]

at least it doesnt end with 2

[modest ibex]

yay!

[viral flame]

time to get 5 more wiius

im gonna become darky irl

[prisma maple]

just ask raiid for one

[thick rampart]

darky has a ton lmfao

[prisma maple]

if u know how to solder u can just buy broken consoles and extract their otp and seeprom

infinite money trick

[viral flame]

i cannot believe they banned me for talking about kiosk menu

[modest ibex]

delicious!

[thick rampart]

luckily you can unban yourself with that code!

[prisma maple]

no

[prisma maple]

this is what u do if u get 2812

u get unban for $40

[thick rampart]

wait i have the wrong code

thats 2814

not 2812

[modest ibex]

otp is enough

afaik

anyway

[prisma maple]

seeprom has the serial

[modest ibex]

i use that console for my cemu nand dump

and pretendo

how joyous!

[viral flame]

true!

i have another wiiu tho idc

[modest ibex]

french

[dusty shuttle]

why is it in french

[viral flame]

whats wrong with knowing a little franc

[dusty shuttle]

I can bet 4 cents you cant understand half of it 💀

[viral flame]

https://tenor.com/view/nintendo-nintendo-switch-homebrew-coffee-anti-consumer-practices-gif-26371187

[zenith fractal]

not even french thats canadian french...

[viral flame]

stop exposing me grettings

[zenith fractal]

i wonder where you got that from

[dusty shuttle]

canadian french > actual french

[viral flame]

im literally going to get you banned

[viral flame]

i may be dumb but im not that dumb

[dusty shuttle]

nahh you are

[modest ibex]

oh my god

[dusty shuttle]

👯‍♂️

[inland gulch]

is anyone doing s2 maps mod rn?

[viral flame]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/572955525906432021/957787486027939860/caption.gif

[dusty shuttle]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[prisma maple]

does anyone know how long the wii shop maintenance was for

[inland gulch]

weeks

[dusty shuttle]

atleast 1 hour

[viral flame]

maybe 60 minutes

[zenith fractal]

maybe 2.3 mins

[viral flame]

i havent touched my us copy of splatoon in so long idk where half of these people went

[dusty shuttle]

they probably have a family

[viral flame]

editing my save to remove this person from my plaza.

[plush venture]

what are the question blocks supposed to be

[dusty shuttle]

question blocks

[zenith fractal]

letters not part of the splatoon font

[viral flame]

RIP skalop :(

[dusty shuttle]

who skalop

[zenith fractal]

i think theyre the wii u friends icon

[prisma maple]

dont worry we still have people in the server for imora to rage on !

[zenith fractal]

or something

[inland gulch]

lmao

anyway who's up to do s2 map mods

[viral flame]

so true bestie!

[inland gulch]

103-1601 bro tf

[thorn storm]

103-1601 (Wii U)

Support code detected, press to expand information

[thick rampart]

chill

thats way too far

bruh

[inland gulch]

lmaoo

[plush venture]

WAY too far.

[prisma maple]

It had to be done.

[thick rampart]

thats just harrassment at this point

[inland gulch]

come play s2 map mods with me pls ( pls )

[inland gulch]

/warn

[thick rampart]

yep

[inland gulch]

do it here

[plush venture]

/teleport

I’ll test some s2 maps on my steam deck

[viral flame]

/e free

[plush venture]

Tell me when pb made king roam boranes

[prisma maple]

/e free

[inland gulch]

e/ dance
/e dance

[plush venture]

Leader of hyrule last leader of hyrule

[prisma maple]

why didnt i get bobux

[dusty shuttle]

/killserver

[viral flame]

/admin ban

[dusty shuttle]

/sv_cheats 1

[viral flame]

noclip

[hollow latch]

Wrong engine.

[dusty shuttle]

god

impulse 101

[prisma maple]

give me bobux or i will remove you from my plaza 😡

[zenith fractal]

tgm

[inland gulch]

/e freerobux

[hollow latch]

Rowbuks

[viral flame]

I have already removed you from mine.

[inland gulch]

It's bobux you dumb shit

[hollow latch]

"Quit being toxic"

[viral flame]

rude!

[dusty shuttle]

nahh bro woke up and chose violence today

[modest ibex]

rude much…

[inland gulch]

not me

[viral flame]

who let blud cook.

[thick rampart]

done

[hollow latch]

Yes you... Like most toxic person in here and as much you tried to deny it... Those out bursts comes out to prove yourself wrong.

[thick rampart]

you got yourself a free warning

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[viral flame]

oh no 🥺

now im really doing it 💔💔💔

[modest ibex]

watafa

[thick rampart]

sure get yourself another warning if you keep going like this

[hollow latch]

That bot hates me when I post meme pictures.

[dusty shuttle]

L

[inland gulch]

I like being toxic lmao

[prisma maple]

is this warning a threat?

[modest ibex]

are you killing yourself??!!!

[viral flame]

Yes

[thick rampart]

LMFAO

[modest ibex]

yay!

[prisma maple]

rule 1 😱

[dusty shuttle]

you're the reason I hate french people

👯‍♂️

[hollow latch]

I would post the Splat Tim cant do it meme but a mod might delete it... Again.

[inland gulch]

I'm very happy to know this very important information from a very important user in a very important server 😘 😍

[viral flame]

Tis a mistake that shall be cleared by jonathan

[prisma maple]

dont worry you can still break the rules 1 more time before facing actual punishments

[plush venture]

What did you have for breakfast

[dusty shuttle]

no problem ✨ 😍 🫶

[thick rampart]

yup. and hopefully nothing else

[inland gulch]

idk

[dusty shuttle]

what

[rapid haven]

Hi

[plush venture]

They have starwars in the mk8 voice channel

[prisma maple]

miiverse is top tier

[viral flame]

is there someone I can contact about my mistaken warning

[plush venture]

Mario kart chat stays losing 🔥🔥🔥

[viral flame]

saying I would remove imora was only in jest.

[rapid haven]

Can you help me to install the s2 maps through ftpiiU?

[thick rampart]

you literally posted me being removed from your plaza

thats enough for a valid warning

[hollow latch]

I like the JP art side of things... I would post a wall of it but bot would go crazy lol.

[viral flame]

no it's not

[thick rampart]

IT FUCKING IS

[inland gulch]

shut the f*ck up

[plush venture]

How is that a warnable offensive

[thick rampart]

IKR

[inland gulch]

😘

[prisma maple]

wait

[plush venture]

I thought it was quite silly on the contrar

[prisma maple]

isnt that why the #art channel exists

[dusty shuttle]

how is removing someone from a plaza something to warn about

or did i miss smth

[viral flame]

literally

[plush venture]

No

[viral flame]

imora is just making shit up 💀

[thick rampart]

he also posted mentions of piracy

[inland gulch]

omg piracy

[plush venture]

#art exists to distract you from posting everything in this chat

[inland gulch]

I really don't feel like it

[modest ibex]

Hello. I would very much enjoy a Splatoon 3™️ 4.1.0 NSP file free download.

[rapid haven]

Sure, I have many download links

[viral flame]

It is on the way.

[thick rampart]

mentioning developer stuff..

yk..

[hollow latch]

Isn't that just a update file?

[viral flame]

kiosk menu setter DEV

[prisma maple]

the entire #1070381730424438814 on the way to getting warned 🤘

[thick rampart]

still copyrighted content

[plush venture]

I think making a big to do about mentioning some words is what’s led the chat to be what it is now

[modest ibex]

it contains very ugly patch updates. ban splatoon 3.

[thick rampart]

yes like it makes disconnects worse!

[viral flame]

but still , warning me for saying I'm going to delete you from my plaza is the most backwards looking for excuses to ban me shit I've ever seen

[prisma maple]

Person 0: What did you go to jail for?
Person 1: I killed 4 people.
Person 2: I robbed a rank.
Person 3: I uploaded amiibo bin files.

[inland gulch]

and piracey

[rapid haven]

I'm the third person

[viral flame]

Person 4: I deleted someone from my plaza in Splatoon™️

[thick rampart]

a staff member

out of fun

[prisma maple]

someone needs to break the rules again

who will sacrifice themselves?

[viral flame]

that was a bullshit warning and u and i both know that

[plush venture]

I also know it

[rapid haven]

Where can I find the boss file on my Wii u?

[thick rampart]

you literally mentioned piracy and sdk tools

you kept it going

you know whats bs? actually making a post to make fun of me

[dusty shuttle]

i really dont see how just mentionning piracy tools would be problematic but ok if they keep it going i kinda understand

[viral flame]

nowhere did I ever say where to get them or distribute them 🦲

[golden mist]

https://tenor.com/view/peace-out-gif-22295199

… imma stay outta this

[prisma maple]

you are only allowed to discuss it if you are a staff member

[dusty shuttle]

what

[thick rampart]

nah

we aren't either

[viral flame]

Or if it has gone undetected for 4 years

[hollow ivy]

who dosent enjoy a little piracy

[modest ibex]

can you stop

you’re annoying me now

[dusty shuttle]

nah just ignore him

idk what hes doing

[prisma maple]

its p2w tbh

[thick rampart]

i mean who would have the kiosk menu without a actual kiosk console

[modest ibex]

who tf is calling him into this

[viral flame]

you don't know if I have one or not though

[modest ibex]

srs some people

[dusty shuttle]

hes just french

idk

[viral flame]

please leave my place of residence imora

[modest ibex]

LOL

[thick rampart]

yes the point is to not really admit to it

which is fair

[inland gulch]

Y'all said I'm toxic but still makes fun of french and try to deny an evident warn lmao

[prisma maple]

technically we all deserve a warning

[dusty shuttle]

it's not really evident

[viral flame]

i don't

[inland gulch]

Eh it is

[thick rampart]

it is

[dusty shuttle]

the fact that they kept it going should be the reason of warning not mentioning piracy

[shy star]

the heck?

y r u blank?

[viral flame]

im not saying "Get free nus download here splaton free link: <link>"

i said kiosk menu setter DEV

[thick rampart]

i mean you're still mentioning it..

[hollow ivy]

i don’t abide by the law

[dusty shuttle]

• im french too i got the pass for making fun of them

[viral flame]

and made a joke to javer about splatoon 3

[dusty shuttle]

lmao

[modest ibex]

this is a ban reason too btw

[thick rampart]

oh shit

[viral flame]

yeah you should really be using the appropriate channel and not telling people to commit harm to each other. Warn them.

[prisma maple]

this chat is pretty much general but with no cooldown

[thick rampart]

uh sure ill go ahead

[shy star]

theres no law that says you must have a pfp..

[golden mist]

Real

[dusty shuttle]

real

[hollow ivy]

i still don’t abide by the law

[thick rampart]

i won't actually warn them since it was just once..

[dusty shuttle]

it was twice

[thick rampart]

but lets go not throw that word around..

[modest ibex]

he also did that to me

[dusty shuttle]

🤌

[thick rampart]

wait what

[modest ibex]

yay!

[thick rampart]

twice??

[plush venture]

They’ve posted it many times

[shy star]

i never even asked if u did?

[viral flame]

they have sent that GIF several times

[thick rampart]

holy fuck

[modest ibex]

i have a screenshot el em ef eio

[dusty shuttle]

you're just turning a blind eye on him because hes protecting you

[thick rampart]

yeah sorry

[prisma maple]

I saw them send the same GIF 4 years ago. Please ban them.

[thick rampart]

i wasen't aware he did that stuff

[dusty shuttle]

nah no problem

[inland gulch]

more than twice

[dusty shuttle]

bruh

[viral flame]

admittedly this is a worse offense than saying I'm going to remove someone from my lobby

[hollow ivy]

several people in the chat yet no one is playing the game

[viral flame]

please remove warning.

[dusty shuttle]

bro isnt helping himself

[thick rampart]

will do a warning..

[inland gulch]

arguing over a warn but yh wanna play

[prisma maple]

this is general chat bro

[viral flame]

I'm multitasking

[hollow ivy]

?

[shy star]

you.ll get used to it...

[hollow ivy]

what warn

[inland gulch]

want to play.

[hollow ivy]

ye

[dusty shuttle]

let him cook

[hollow ivy]

k and i’m generally talking

generally

[shy star]

bruh

[thick rampart]

wait

you got 2 warnings

[dusty shuttle]

who

[thick rampart]

you already had 1

@inland gulch

[inland gulch]

pirating 3ds development tools

[modest ibex]

thanks. i was highly offended.

[dusty shuttle]

oooooo

[inland gulch]

telling users to kill themself.

[dusty shuttle]

bro

???

[thick rampart]

yeah its a fair reason but done

[inland gulch]

yeah I agree

[shy star]

bro y?

[plush venture]

Goodness

[viral flame]

keeps mentioning piracy tools plus harrassing staff

[prisma maple]

i think imora's sarcasm detection sensors are malfunctioning

[inland gulch]

I didn't mention piracy in forever I think

[hollow ivy]

that’s an organization, family owned transportation

yes

[dusty shuttle]

well I just thought the gif was a joke but if it really wasnt I would be saying a lot of things

that I say to my valorant teammates

[thick rampart]

well saying that on league now mutes you

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[dusty shuttle]

on league ?

[thick rampart]

and if somebody reports you because of it you get a chat warning

yeah

[hollow ivy]

it’s been 2 hours of matchmaking and 3 people joined then immediately disconnected

[dusty shuttle]

it muted you for ages ago but nobody reports other people for that

if you get comms muted you cant play comp at all now

[thick rampart]

i mean actually saying it in-game mutes you in the middle of the game

[dusty shuttle]

oh

[shy star]

question..

[dusty shuttle]

never seen that in action since moderation in valorant is almost non-existent

[thick rampart]

trust me ive tested it out on a custom game alone

[dusty shuttle]

in a custom ???

[thick rampart]

it does mute you in the game

[dusty shuttle]

they moderate customs ???

[wispy minnow]

Made a 1 FPS animation for Aroma

[prisma maple]

Pretendo is too active currently. I think it's gonna crash.

[thick rampart]

kinda?

it still has the filter active tho

[wispy minnow]

Oh

[thick rampart]

so saying it still mutes you

[dusty shuttle]

you can disable the filter (btw)

[wispy minnow]

This is not general

[dusty shuttle]

no

[prisma maple]

it is wdym

[uneven cradle]

Can't even play 😔

[dusty shuttle]

well it kinda is

[hollow ivy]

dude i can’t add images specifically on a iphone 12 model

[thick rampart]

well now it kinda of is

[wispy minnow]

Anyway

Could I show my 1 fps animation

[dusty shuttle]

yes

[thick rampart]

sure

[hollow ivy]

later

[prisma maple]

bro thats too much my switch wont handle

[wispy minnow]

Rip

[rapid haven]

Guys I can't find the boss file anywhere

[prisma maple]

you crashed my nintendo switch™️

[dusty shuttle]

did you make that on paint

[plush venture]

I like it

[thick rampart]

oooooh i seee

[wispy minnow]

Sorry bruv

[prisma maple]

Okay, now it's definitely gonna crash.

[dusty shuttle]

dav's is everywhere

[plush venture]

If you can count on anyone

It’s davs

[prisma maple]

I can smell fire coming from the VPS from miles away.

[plush venture]

They play 24/7

[uneven cradle]

OH MY

4

Can it handle that

[prisma maple]

The server is literally melting.

[plush venture]

Should I boot up

[dusty shuttle]

davs when spamming "this way" when I play inkstrike

[plush venture]

Can it handle 5

[wispy minnow]

OK OK IM SORRY IM PAYING 239 DOLLARS/EURO FOR YOUR SWITCH

[dusty shuttle]

💀

[prisma maple]

I think it's gonna explode.

[viral flame]

this will be me in splatoon public matches.

[prisma maple]

Self destruction commencing in 60 seconds.

[dusty shuttle]

the two core cpu is sweating

[prisma maple]

1 core*

[dusty shuttle]

1

???

[prisma maple]

yup it died

i cant join pubs anymore

[wispy minnow]

Crap

[plush venture]

4 people is the limit

Good testing enjoyer

[prisma maple]

on lucky days

[wispy minnow]

Also promote my animation i need money

[dusty shuttle]

alr im calling mrbeast

[viral flame]

sorry i broke the server

[hollow ivy]

on wednesdays you could have a chance to have a full lobby

[dusty shuttle]

why is the sound so delayed

[wispy minnow]

Nintendo network servers when you change your gender to "gender 2"

https://tenor.com/view/glee-sue-sylvester-that-is-a-lawsuit-mister-lawsuit-suing-gif-26113776

[prisma maple]

you didnt enable your 4d vision goggles

[thick rampart]

embed fail

[viral flame]

im in a public lobbt

nvm i got dced

[dusty shuttle]

félicitations 🎉

[plush venture]

Can’t fail an embed if you never tried to in the first place 🔥

[dusty shuttle]

Getting disconnected from Pretendo Any%

[plush venture]

World recor

[prisma maple]

what is the point of using vcarbon when vslosher exists tbh

[viral flame]

43 second

[prisma maple]

its a harder weapon with no extra value

[dusty shuttle]

Amateur

[plush venture]

I wish the top tier weopons had a good design

[dusty shuttle]

im turning my wii u on I can do better

[prisma maple]

C H E R R Y

[plush venture]

The only regular slosher that looks good is soda slosher

[prisma maple]

BEST DESIGNED WEAPON TOP TIER

[plush venture]

Okay cherry does look good

[warm garden]

berry splattershot pro please come back. please

[viral flame]

3.8 guys!!!!!

omg 4/8!!!!!

[prisma maple]

im so glad that this weapon is dogshit

[viral flame]

the timer doesnt increase when anyone joins

good game

it's getting weirdly hot in here

[dusty shuttle]

noooo

[plush venture]

Davs will do anything to play Splatoon 1

[dusty shuttle]

i didnt disconnect

I hate this game

[viral flame]

the smell of hot silicon is getting stronger

[prisma maple]

that dude has only been playing for like 2 days tho

[viral flame]

as the lobby gains its 5th player

[dusty shuttle]

now I have to play i dont even know what weapon i have

[plush venture]

And he’s played more hours than I have across all 3 games

[prisma maple]

also the lobby broke

[plush venture]

10 BILLION

[dusty shuttle]

someone left

🎉

[wispy minnow]

Playing the animation to celebrate...

[viral flame]

this video is sponsored by splatheap! with splatheap you can change your weapon without leaving the match! check out splatheap and all of its innovative features at the link, below.

[dusty shuttle]

wheres the link

[prisma maple]

[Entry]
description=Weapon
address=0x1208cd8c
type=int32
value=

[dusty shuttle]

based

[thick rampart]

btw why would one uh... pirate it if most of the content is locked via NSO?

[viral flame]

False information

[prisma maple]

ldn

free online

[thick rampart]

basically a private server or smth?

[prisma maple]

lan

[thick rampart]

oh lan play

good catch

[prisma maple]

lan but not lan

[thick rampart]

[viral flame]

they want to make hacks for splaton 3

[wispy minnow]

Warning!
Your computer has virus

[dusty shuttle]

lobbys gonna timeout

[prisma maple]

pubs is fucking choking to death

[dusty shuttle]

someone left again

[plush venture]

How many people

[prisma maple]

0

[dusty shuttle]

4/8

[plush venture]

LOL

[dusty shuttle]

20 seconds remaining

until death

[prisma maple]

oh im in

[uneven cradle]

Top 10 Splatoon Lobbies

https://tenor.com/view/yippee-happy-celebration-joy-confetti-gif-25557730

[dusty shuttle]

japanese guy came in

5/8

[viral flame]

and the timer didnt go up

👍

[dusty shuttle]

3

2

1

explosion

[thick rampart]

thats a good point there

[wispy minnow]

Deleting McAfee and Windows defender firewall...

[dusty shuttle]

3/8

170 seconds until destruction

[prisma maple]

time to force flounder

[golden mist]

Ooo ok got smth working on Cemu

[dusty shuttle]

force moray towers or no balls

[golden mist]

But now just 2932 🙃

[prisma maple]

no, i am keeping the entire pretendo public matchmaking system in hostage until we get 8/8

[dusty shuttle]

WHAT

[plush venture]

I’ll join

[wispy minnow]

McAfee and Firewall deleted. Gonna leak your PIN in 30 seconds

[dusty shuttle]

why are you doing this to us

😢

[viral flame]

hot

[prisma maple]

Flounder heights.

[dusty shuttle]

oh yeah I forgot to legally obtain 4.1.0

[prisma maple]

I need a map to abuse carbon on.

I'm also DDOSing myself for an unfair advantage.

[uneven cradle]

o

[plush venture]

Booting

[uneven cradle]

Guess we a forever waiting time

[prisma maple]

Imagine not having an internet kill switch to cause everyone to lag.

[viral flame]

no im leaving

[dusty shuttle]

Point sensor Always

[wispy minnow]

||PIN: you thought lmao||

[uneven cradle]

Time to restart my old dog

[viral flame]

point sensor damage enabled

[plush venture]

Searching loop

[wispy minnow]

140 secs left.

[prisma maple]

me when 0x02693db0

[wispy minnow]

Entering your account...

[dusty shuttle]

0x1208cd8c

[prisma maple]

join

[plush venture]

Look mom I’m on the big screen

[wispy minnow]

Got in Account.
Flooding desktop with aroma animations...

[uneven cradle]

omw

[dusty shuttle]

that power button is looking real shiny

[viral flame]

I'm disconnecting.

[wispy minnow]

NOT BEFORE I FLOOD U WITH AROMA

[plush venture]

We both know that power button has years of finger prints covering it

[prisma maple]

even if u do u will end up in the same lobby

[thick rampart]

https://splatoonwiki.org/wiki/Cherry_H-3_Nozzlenose no wonder why you use this...
the range of this is so long wtf

[dusty shuttle]

it probably has 💀

[thick rampart]

and it also has a really good kit

[wispy minnow]

Aroma animation installed.
It is safe to turn off now.

[thick rampart]

and never got nerfed on splatoon 1...?

interesting..

[prisma maple]

5/8

[viral flame]

i glove up before touching my wiiu

[prisma maple]

6/8

2 more

[plush venture]

Cherry h3 is a noob trap weopon

[dusty shuttle]

What would technically happen

[prisma maple]

plz

[plush venture]

Similar to clash blaster

[thick rampart]

it really is

[prisma maple]

cherry is the highest skill ceiling top tier weapon, noob trap is crb

[dusty shuttle]

if I were to hold that nice looking power button when the lobby is at 7/8

😈

[plush venture]

Both seem good until you reach high level play

[thick rampart]

yeah its funny how i started using it and started killing people with it

holy fuck

[viral flame]

just force disconnect

[prisma maple]

sloshing machine 💀

[thick rampart]

this just one shots you if you land all of your shots

[dusty shuttle]

You're telling me this like I could

[prisma maple]

1 more

[dusty shuttle]

💀

[viral flame]

it's a most simple activity.

[prisma maple]

it would be a shame if i leaked force disconnect

[plush venture]

The meta will catch up to sloshing machine in a few years

[dusty shuttle]

yeah it really would

(leak it)

[plush venture]

Let all the new players get their sea legs

[viral flame]

it is almost as simple as enabling aimbot.

[dusty shuttle]

wow

cheating !¿¿¿????¿¿

kinda unfair if you ask me

[prisma maple]

1 M O R E

[wispy minnow]

||yes||

[uneven cradle]

https://tenor.com/view/venom-tom-hardy-screaming-gif-11035878

[viral flame]

i would never. that is merely a point of reference.

[plush venture]

We need to clone davs

Like 6 times

Full lobbies forever

[prisma maple]

omg

[dusty shuttle]

6/8

someone left

[wispy minnow]

YEAAA

[uneven cradle]

wtf?

[thick rampart]

well mkwii had a clone mii cheat

[uneven cradle]

oh just my internet

[dusty shuttle]

he already did

[plush venture]

No I mean like clone the human

[dusty shuttle]

bro sent me a friend request on 3 diff accounts

[prisma maple]

great now all that remains is the brain clone part

[plush venture]

I want 6 davs in one room with 6 Wii U systems

[prisma maple]

1 more!

[wispy minnow]

Cheat for clonemii: ||Nintendo has sued you||

[uneven cradle]

https://tenor.com/view/eating-the-chip-chips-chip-eating-chip-man-eating-three-chips-gif-18885184

[dusty shuttle]

I love the fact that we waited 10 years for the lobby to fill only for it to probably lag as much as free minecraft servers

[prisma maple]

join or i will force 3v4

[golden mist]

Uhhhh

[prisma maple]

120 seconds remaining

delusion join

[golden mist]

What is “men.rpx”

And I’m still trying to get Cemu

[dusty shuttle]

execute men

[uneven cradle]

Men

[thick rampart]

the wii u menu's executable..

[viral flame]

MEN 🥰

[uneven cradle]

get your men on your wii u system

[dusty shuttle]

I love men

[prisma maple]

the devs like to get a bit quirky at night

[dusty shuttle]

uh

[uneven cradle]

D:

[dusty shuttle]

I meant like the .rpx file

👍

[uneven cradle]

Ah understandable

[viral flame]

its ok i love you

[dusty shuttle]

where is freddy fazbear twerking

[viral flame]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1129911760812515408/1133202134796615780/StartupMovie.gif

[uneven cradle]

Freddy Boofbear

[viral flame]

this is an illegally distributed file

[plush venture]

This chat is 80 percent French 40 percent fnaf

[dusty shuttle]

that does NOT add up to 100%

[prisma maple]

he is speaking in hexadecimal

[uneven cradle]

Some french are fnaf

[plush venture]

Who said I was stopping at 100

[viral flame]

https://imgur.com/8AYX6sR

[plush venture]

Ten BILLION

[dusty shuttle]

am I not the only french person here tho

[prisma maple]

do i start 3v4?

[wispy minnow]

I guess

[plush venture]

There’s hundreds

[dusty shuttle]

start 1v6

me against the world

[plush venture]

Save the world

Fornitvh

[wispy minnow]

insert doom music

[viral flame]

fornte

[uneven cradle]

I aint no french

[dusty shuttle]

I bought it

[plush venture]

Fortni

[dusty shuttle]

and I do not regret every second

[prisma maple]

react with 👍 if you consent to me changing the mode from turf to a ranked mode

[viral flame]

start game

[plush venture]

Save the world rules

Great mode

[prisma maple]

5 people so im forcing tower control flounder heights

[viral flame]

👍

[thick rampart]

4 people now

lmfao

[dusty shuttle]

Save the world when its basically a free vbucks farm for me (I am not playing fortnite anymore since 2 years ago)

[prisma maple]

starting

[thick rampart]

they removed the daily rewards

[plush venture]

I haven’t played in forever

[thick rampart]

recently

[viral flame]

[plush venture]

I enjoyed old Fortnite

[dusty shuttle]

theres still daily quests and they get you more vbucks because of that now

[viral flame]

on topic discussion ONLY

[uneven cradle]

wait you're telling me I'm not in the lobby

[plush venture]

Splatoon the world

[prisma maple]

oh its stuck

[dusty shuttle]

80 vbucks per quest now

instead of 50

[prisma maple]

ok nvm

whoever got dcd join back

plz

you know what im starting 3v3

[dusty shuttle]

that would be a free battle pass in 10 days so its pretty cool

[prisma maple]

nvm

[dusty shuttle]

bruh

[prisma maple]

stop fucking leaving

[plush venture]

I don’t think they meant to

[prisma maple]

i literally have another cemu and my wii u open just to match

[plush venture]

Hey enjoyer watch out

[prisma maple]

who left before?

[dusty shuttle]

i could open up cemu to fill the lobby

[plush venture]

Is it a dif pnid

[prisma maple]

WHY IS THERE NOT ONE MORE PERSON IN THE WORLD WHO WANTS TO PLAY SPLATOON 1

[dusty shuttle]

yes

oh nvm

[prisma maple]

FINALLY

3V4

TOOK 40 MINUTES

[plush venture]

Froze

[uneven cradle]

Hope I don't DC

[prisma maple]

THE MAP DIDNT CHANGE

i hate this game

[plush venture]

[dusty shuttle]

well its lagging

[uneven cradle]

This doesn't seem good

[dusty shuttle]

cool

[plush venture]

I crashed cemu

[dusty shuttle]

I won my bet

[viral flame]

time to enable always movable until we dc

[prisma maple]

oh im the host again cool

@viral flame join back pls

[dusty shuttle]

dont

its a trap

!!!!

[plush venture]

Solid snake

[harsh hawk]

what'd I miss

[prisma maple]

join

public

battle

[plush venture]

A lobby dc

[dusty shuttle]

he will be taking you hostage !!!

[plush venture]

Who thought the steam deck should be 16:10

[harsh hawk]

turf war?

[plush venture]

Who signed off on this

[prisma maple]

OH MY FUCKING GOD

PRETENDO STOP DCING RANDOM PEOPLE

now another person left

[dusty shuttle]

its just gonna crash

[plush venture]

We have enough people for regular ranked aswell

[dusty shuttle]

💀

[prisma maple]

YES

[viral flame]

but im here :3

[prisma maple]

watch it crash again

[dusty shuttle]

I wish you weren't 😍 🫶

[harsh hawk]

I don't see anyone in battle

[plush venture]

Gg

[prisma maple]

try now

[dusty shuttle]

3v4 is NOT viable

😦

[prisma maple]

just play the game

[plush venture]

Carbon roller truly is the cockroach of Splatoon weopons

[dusty shuttle]

😐

[prisma maple]

i love watching people not having any game awareness

truly splatoon 3 syndrome

[plush venture]

I’m playing with my brain turned of right now

[rare wyvern]

Spray mains

[prisma maple]

we had 2 rage quits from that, could have been worse

[dusty shuttle]

im playing with my feet

[plush venture]

Playing from steam deck #mobilegamer #onthego

[prisma maple]

@harsh hawk if you join now it should work

game just finished

ok nice 4v4

[dusty shuttle]

how do you use the gamepad

[plush venture]

I click the l4 button and it toggles

[narrow quest]

im beginning the modding process now

[prisma maple]

wow

[dusty shuttle]

uhhh guys

when I get the tower

somebody should kill me

[prisma maple]

i can smell splatoon 3 players

nobody is looking at the sky

[dusty shuttle]

I shouldnt be able to take the tower from mid to ennemy spawn

[plush venture]

I’m not going to snap my wrists flicking my steam deck up to the air

[dusty shuttle]

also how did we win in a 3v4

[prisma maple]

we lost a player

[dusty shuttle]

we lost one too

[prisma maple]

my team didnt capitalize my picks

[dusty shuttle]

• chuck looks like he got the game for christmas

[harsh hawk]

my pro controller stopped working right

[dusty shuttle]

so we were 2

v3

[harsh hawk]

then pretendo disconnected me while I was trying to fix it

[plush venture]

Hey chunk is good!

[dusty shuttle]

really ?

[plush venture]

And technically lenyte is French

[prisma maple]

6/8

[dusty shuttle]

last game he didnt perform correctly

[plush venture]

So really it was a 1v3

If you think about it

[dusty shuttle]

I carried you

💀

[prisma maple]

this is the rotation for today

[plush venture]

LOL

You did

[dusty shuttle]

nah im jk

[prisma maple]

bro i got 14-6 💀

[plush venture]

I am casual gaming right now

It’s my off hours

[dusty shuttle]

you're using carbon roller

👍

[prisma maple]

thats my job

getting kills

[dusty shuttle]

yes

[prisma maple]

yes

[dusty shuttle]

yes yes

[prisma maple]

ok

[dusty shuttle]

i didnt even see my kd

[prisma maple]

below 10

[viral flame]

i keep getting 0006

and now i crashed

[dusty shuttle]

I was too stunned by the fact that I did not have to defend myself to get to your spawn

and win

[dusty shuttle]

game started rip

[viral flame]

my reaction

[plush venture]

0006

Gamepading

Also @dusty shuttle

[burnt shoal]

Anybody playinggg?

[plush venture]

Wuddup Mari

Pub turf

[burnt shoal]

ARGHH

pbbbb

[plush venture]

Well we are forcing rank modes in pub turf

If that convinces you to join

[prisma maple]

where the fuck did 2 teammates go

[viral flame]

gone

i kil them

[prisma maple]

literal 2v3