Splatoon

[random mason]

2 more

[plush venture]

1 more

@narrow quest

Level up 🔥

[narrow quest]

I’ll join

[plush venture]

150 seconds

[narrow quest]

I have been called

[plush venture]

Welp

Someone left

[narrow quest]

I’ll still join

[plush venture]

Kks sounds good

[narrow quest]

im starting sploon

[final jewel]

Hello guys

[narrow quest]

joining

[final jewel]

Needing players?

[narrow quest]

yes

[final jewel]

Ok, ill join

[narrow quest]

im stuck searching

[plush venture]

70 seconds

2 more needed

[narrow quest]

I got 0502

[plush venture]

Let’s try again

[narrow quest]

ok

i got squid beatz for the octo valley theme

[plush venture]

I must eat actually

How did you get it

[narrow quest]

amiibo

ping me when you can play

ill have to restart splatoon anyways

[plush venture]

Kks, also which amiibo

[viral flame]

[plop]
amiibo!

[narrow quest]

squid amiibo

the s2 squid also works cause it reads in s1 as the green squid

[dusty shuttle]

whos that dav guy and why did he send me 3 friend requests on 3 different accounts

[final jewel]

searching

118-0521

[plush venture]

no one knows, they dont type, and they join pbs even if noone has them added

[narrow quest]

im going to remove them if i have them added

[dusty shuttle]

and they play like shit

why does bro want me added so bad like im not an important person or anything

[narrow quest]

i have dav added😨

should i remove him

[viral flame]

they sent me a friend request but i denied it

i don't accept friend requests !!

[plush venture]

up to you, they arent a problem but they dont chat and they join pbs without asking

which can be a bit annoying

[dusty shuttle]

can you accept mine

[narrow quest]

ima do it then, if they start actually talking to us and stuff ill add them back

[viral flame]

BLOCKED.

[dusty shuttle]

I tried

😦

[plush venture]

i dont know why youd want to have a level 1 noob added anyway.

[narrow quest]

this discord is for silly people only

[viral flame]

you just earned yourself a one-way ticket to BLOCKSVILLE.

[dusty shuttle]

😱

real

[narrow quest]

you cant be silly if you dont chat😠

[viral flame]

i'm activating aimbot and targeting you.

[narrow quest]

the stages are updating again

[plush venture]

i play machine cant hit what you cant see 👻

[viral flame]

im also activating disruptor damage

[dusty shuttle]

@viral flame do u know how to edit bfstm files

or nah

[viral flame]

is this u

[dusty shuttle]

no

[plush venture]

Ok now that might be a problem

[dusty shuttle]

oh you werent joking

[viral flame]

vgmstream and loopingaudioconverter

epic reply fail

[dusty shuttle]

k th

x

thx

[plush venture]

should i decline friend requests

i usually just let them sit there but if they cause issues

[viral flame]

maybe

[dusty shuttle]

i decline most friend requests when i dont know who theyre from

[viral flame]

i am personally enjoying life at 10 friends

[golden mist]

Cemu on mac is…interesting to say the least

[dusty shuttle]

why would you even own a mac

[plush venture]

i wish we could trade setups!!

[dusty shuttle]

nah you dont wish that trust me

[plush venture]

mac books are so so good

good for gaming!

[dusty shuttle]

Not on cemu

[golden mist]

REAL

DEFINITELY

[dusty shuttle]

ok fair you got a point

[viral flame]

take it. yours now

[dusty shuttle]

thanks

[golden mist]

Dang

[dusty shuttle]

what even is your pnid

[plush venture]

look how small steam deck is compared to chad mac book

[golden mist]

I still need to set up pretendo, fl, and get the shaders all loaded, but other than that, i should be able to play

[viral flame]

i pull macs all the time from recycling why do people throw these away

[plush venture]

apple users

(i am one)

[golden mist]

They have a decent resell value at least

[viral flame]

like give it a quick clean and reset it and you can resell them for big money

ur just throwing away $200

[plush venture]

that is what apple users do best

[viral flame]

hi 👋

[golden mist]

hi 👋

[plush venture]

what a nice user!

[golden mist]

Uhhh

Is it normal that i cant paint walls on cemu

[dusty shuttle]

no

why would it be

[golden mist]

…dang

[dusty shuttle]

bro had hope

[viral flame]

splatoon 3 4.1.0 coming this thursday

[dusty shuttle]

💀

[dusty shuttle]

I am so happy about this information

[narrow quest]

when will we get Splatoon Legends ruin: exclusive to Playstation and pc for the first 6 months🥺

[viral flame]

本日16:10:21にメンテナンス予定の更新がありました
2023-07-27 10:00:00 ~ 2023-07-27 10:01:00 にサーバーメンテナンスが設定されています
v4.1.0は木曜日配信です

There was an update to the maintenance schedule today at 16:10:21
Server maintenance is set for 2023-07-27 10:00:00 ~ 2023-07-27 10:01:00
v4.1.0 will be delivered on Thursday!

[dusty shuttle]

ok

[narrow quest]

is that for s3

[dusty shuttle]

no

for s1

[viral flame]

me too i hope they add side order

[narrow quest]

the servers are coming back

???

[viral flame]

yes

[dusty shuttle]

yes

they even implemented the rce exploit as a special

like when you use it you can doxx your opponent

[narrow quest]

we must play together on official servers guys

[dusty shuttle]

they arent coming back

[narrow quest]

😍

Nintendo loves shutting down servers and not brining them back

[viral flame]

lets play salmon run.

[narrow quest]

and not anouncing they wont return

[plush venture]

if offical servers came back pretendo would be put in a weird spot

[dusty shuttle]

i hate salmon run

[plush venture]

me too

[narrow quest]

i would most likely play on official until nintendo shut down them down for good

[dusty shuttle]

its boring especially when your teammates are as shit as your x rank mates

i dont know how you can be this bad in a kids game it should be a crime

[viral flame]

with good teammates tho 🤤🤤

[dusty shuttle]

yes

[viral flame]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1129911760812515408/1133202134796615780/StartupMovie.gif

[narrow quest]

i always have to carry in salmon run

[viral flame]

this is why u only play with friends

[dusty shuttle]

I dont have friends

[viral flame]

speaking of which i need to grind catalog

[narrow quest]

why is it so difficult to get good teammates in pro+3

[golden mist]

it wont paint past the block pattern 😭

[dusty shuttle]

your ink

what the hell

[narrow quest]

its just like that splatoon roblox remake

[golden mist]

mac gaming

[dusty shuttle]

I cant tell the difference between your ink and minecraft blocks

[golden mist]

lol true

yeaaa

idk y it do that

[narrow quest]

the mac didnt want to use over a megabyte of ram

[plush venture]

i could get to s rnak if i played on mac!

i have a small craving to play s3

[narrow quest]

im going to paint the entire test range

[plush venture]

the catalog stresses me out more than it does motivate me

i feel like i need to finish it then i can relax

[narrow quest]

this season is my first time getting a full catalog

and i have 150 hours in s3

....

[plush venture]

i played so much at the start and it works well when you play nonstop but the moment you start to play more casually theres alot of FOMO and way too many reward systems

[viral flame]

guess what im doing

[plush venture]

s3 is like a mobile game with how many reward systems it has, and they all make losing feel worse

[dusty shuttle]

AMD Software: Adrenalin Edition

[viral flame]

whatafa

[hardy epoch]

idk what it is abt seeing people win hut it makes me so pissed bro 😭

[viral flame]

oh i forgot to plug in my network cable

[dusty shuttle]

L

[viral flame]

very scrumptious.

[plush venture]

nice worm icon

[dusty shuttle]

8:48 pm

wow

its early af

[plush venture]

wonder what it does (said every nintnedo user ever)

it is 7:50 for me

[fast wadi]

yummy rope wifi

[viral flame]

every switch comes with an inchworm but it requires an additional purchase

[narrow quest]

in s3 losing is terrible because the other team dances on your grave😭

[dusty shuttle]

halp

[plush venture]

its tommorow

wow

[dusty shuttle]

I can tell your future

👍

[plush venture]

your clock is off! it should be set to 7:50, just a heads up 🙂

[narrow quest]

im gonna cry

the bereal went off as my phone died

[dusty shuttle]

you're saying this as a joke but istg some people are really not considering timezones 💀

[plush venture]

its funny when people just dont understand timezones

[viral flame]

time to annoy everyone

[plush venture]

stop playing that game

[dusty shuttle]

I thought that was zelda

for no reason

[thick rampart]

its not my video

[golden mist]

Real

[plush venture]

youve probably put mor ehours into then the devs did making it

good

[dusty shuttle]

that menu looks bad tho

[thick rampart]

well talking about that... uh.
i have 1500 hours in smash

[dusty shuttle]

i know there are better modded switch menus

[plush venture]

smash at least had effort put into it

[viral flame]

2 late

[dusty shuttle]

thats too low (i only have 500)

[plush venture]

squad is sky high

i dont know how i played ultimate online for 800 hours

[narrow quest]

i need a ps exclusive dlc for a 3ds game🥺

[plush venture]

that game feels terrible to play

[plush venture]

bloodborne for 3ds

[thick rampart]

its funny.. smash 4 feels better to play online than ultimate..

and that could probably mean the same when pretendo comes around and revives it

[plush venture]

melee feels better to play online than ultimate by ALOT

[thick rampart]

most of the lag comes from the p2p side but ultimate handles that pretty bad..

while on smash 4 it isn't as often..

[plush venture]

it had like8 frame of manditory input delay

• whatever online lag there is

[viral flame]

no my team sucked

[thick rampart]

like does smash 4 online have input delay?

it feels like it dosen't tbh

[plush venture]

It probably does but my guess is it doesn’t have mandatory input delay, it probably has some for WiFi

[viral flame]

i was disappointed in saturday's performance

[thick rampart]

oh something else about ultimate's online
INPUT DELAY IS ALSO A THING IF THEY HAVE A BAD CONNECTION

while smash 4 dosen't have that

[plush venture]

They’ll be better in 4 days

[dusty shuttle]

trash gun

[thick rampart]

like it can be pretty bad depending of the situation

like a full 1 second of input delay

[plush venture]

I just don’t have faith in Nintendo for online

[thick rampart]

you have to mod ultimate to get rid of the mandatory input delay

[plush venture]

If slippi melee can have some of the best online of any modern game

[dusty shuttle]

dont worry guys I will buy nintendo

[thick rampart]

its fucking stupid

[plush venture]

Thank you

[dusty shuttle]

no problem

[narrow quest]

did you know that the reward for side order is the sizzle season, mid season patch notes?!?!?!

[thick rampart]

HDR does this btw

[viral flame]

same

[plush venture]

I’m curious why is everyone excited for mid season patch

Does it add or do anything worthwhile

I barley get excited for a season patch

[narrow quest]

if it buffs sploosh o matics range i will be excited

[thick rampart]

at least smash 4 still has the masterpieces

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[narrow quest]

i get outranged by rollers

[dusty shuttle]

im bored

[thick rampart]

and trophys

[plush venture]

And custom moves

[thick rampart]

which were replaced by pngs of a character..

[plush venture]

And better cloud model

[plush venture]

Lazy and GREEDY

[thick rampart]

yes like the point of smash bros was the trophys and stuff

and they got rid of it ENTIRELY

[dusty shuttle]

nahh but you dont understand its for the lore

[plush venture]

I think ultimate is the worst game in the series genuinely

[thick rampart]

yes i did play world of light..

i understand why

[hollow latch]

Could be worse then "HRT Femboy" and other wacky names I seen in S3.

[plush venture]

It has a lot of characters, cool,everything else sucks or is worse than a past game

[thick rampart]

although its still sad that they are gone

[viral flame]

it's only good because of reefslider (it is the worst designed special in the game)

[narrow quest]

im not excited but they were expected a week ago

[thick rampart]

i mean you can also post youtube videos in smash 4 while miiverse was still up

smash ultimate technically still has this through shared content

they are all posted to youtube

[plush venture]

Maybe I’ll play some sploon 3 tonight

[plush venture]

Even tho they killed my sloshing machine

[thick rampart]

is that skalop?

[hollow latch]

Bro Skalop is gone.

[thick rampart]

its a dumb joke

sorry

[hollow latch]

No need to keep talking about the PTSD experience.

[plush venture]

It’s okay

[narrow quest]

Skalop dced permanantly😔

[plush venture]

Does anyone else get overwhelmed by the amount of particle effects in s3

Everything has so many particles

[thick rampart]

i do

[thorn storm]

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[narrow quest]

i hate the ink effects

why so shiny?

[thick rampart]

like they made it pretty at cost of the visuality

¯_(ツ)_/¯

i prefer splatoon 1 and 2 over that

[plush venture]

Me aswell

[thick rampart]

oh and the rainmaker effects

they are way too distracting

in 3

[plush venture]

S2 started the trend of particle effects but 3 turned it up to 11

[hollow latch]

I miss S2's sparkling ink in singleplayer.

[plush venture]

YES

[narrow quest]

plus if you arent on oled the ink colors look so dull

[thick rampart]

or in splatfests

[hollow latch]

Nah that spakle was singleplayer only

Even Octo Expansion didn't have that ink.

[viral flame]

this game SUCKS

why do i always match against eliters

i need to call up skalop

[thick rampart]

i mean it was the same thing on splatoon 1...

on NN..

[hollow latch]

Shitters and Tryhards is the way of S3

[dusty shuttle]

what about the dock

[viral flame]

i blame this on the fact that i dropped my pro controller before i started playing

[thick rampart]

i have the splatoon joycons

they look pretty with the gradient

[dusty shuttle]

how much

best i can do is 4$

[thick rampart]

like the oled aswell

[plush venture]

I started using my s3 switch out and about

[thick rampart]

the full set

[plush venture]

I care about my steam deck and so I don’t care if my switch gets roughed up

Which is nice

[thick rampart]

my switch needed a upgrade for so long

[narrow quest]

did you know, the drizzle season 2023 update will have an all new netcode made by little timmy and his turf war squad??

[thick rampart]

tbh

[hollow latch]

I just have the blue and red joycons that came with my switch and OG pro controller.

[plush venture]

And they haven’t drifted

Impressive

[hollow latch]

Weirdly yeah

[plush venture]

Mine took a while too

[narrow quest]

my switch lite took 4 years to start to drift

[plush venture]

But they eventually did

[hollow latch]

I had these since 2021 while pro was 2 weeks ago.

[plush venture]

I would be so paranoid to own a switch lite

When it starts to drift it’s game over

[hollow latch]

Now you can fix drift with paper now.

[plush venture]

The most fun I had in Splatoon 3 was finding a single player skip

It took me like 50 episodes of dragon ball to finally get

[narrow quest]

I miss you blanch🥺💔

[viral flame]

inkbrush playrs about to give me a brain tumour

[plush venture]

Yogi is paintING

[viral flame]

do you have NO BONES

[plush venture]

I can play now yog

[viral flame]

HOW THE FUCK DO YOU MASH THAT FAST

[plush venture]

Ink brush is a price to pay to play

[narrow quest]

i play octo brush as my sub main

[dusty shuttle]

its easy af

[plush venture]

I can only play 5 matches with it

[dusty shuttle]

you dont even need to mash fast

[plush venture]

Then my finger starts to hurt

[narrow quest]

its easy on pro controller

[plush venture]

You do to get the best kill time

[dusty shuttle]

who doesnt use a pro controller

[narrow quest]

use the base of your finger

[plush venture]

Im wondering if I can make a steam deck command to have it auto mash when I touch the track pad

Cause I love ink brush

I just can’t play it

[rare wyvern]

Splat 3 patch notes are out

[plush venture]

@narrow quest s2 map pb?

[narrow quest]

ii used to use dualies in c- clam blitz😈

[narrow quest]

sure

[plush venture]

Kks I’ll boot up

Patch notes are apparently worthless

Pb open

[narrow quest]

k

[hollow latch]

I been using the Hero Shot Replica lately in S3 at first I hate it but now I love it.

[plush venture]

Hero shot in s2 is my fave

[viral flame]

Waow

[dusty shuttle]

the p90 from s2 looks better

[plush venture]

It looks like a nerf gun I had as a kid

[hollow latch]

I love how it looks due to it's a freaking P90

also I know

[narrow quest]

i love ?Kawa01

[hollow latch]

I was working on getting it in S2 till I moved to S3 lol.

[plush venture]

Ugh I crashed I think

Weird

Relaunching

[narrow quest]

do you have the boss file

[plush venture]

Yes it worked earlier

New pb made

[narrow quest]

I HATE spokane WASHINGTON

press to enter Spokane, WA

[dusty shuttle]

wow turf war is a really good gamemode I hope I havent wasted the whole first 3 minutes playing too only get destroyed at the last 10 seconds because we got wiped out for a simple mistake

[plush venture]

Gg

I love turf so much

It’s my favorite mode, in s1 at least

[narrow quest]

gg

this is just like spokane washington

[plush venture]

Any mode you want yogi

Spokane Washington, home of Spokane

[narrow quest]

tri color

tri color tower control

[plush venture]

We gotta get you 2 more levels

Welp

I crashed again

Weird

[narrow quest]

lets try pubs quick

[plush venture]

Kk

1/8 🏜️🐪🌵

[viral flame]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1021869834037903443/1131353984679026880/togif-4.gif

[plush venture]

2/8 just need 6 more!

[narrow quest]

After marrying hisashi nogami I got side order early🥰🥰

2/8

[plush venture]

I’m hoping off for now

[narrow quest]

im with windowsxpuser

[dusty shuttle]

wow !!!

[plush venture]

Oooooo Xp is online

[viral flame]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1129911760812515408/1133202134796615780/StartupMovie.gif

[plush venture]

The day I add Mario 1 over squid jump it’s over……

[narrow quest]

i feel so bad for accusing the silly gator of destroying freddy fazbears husband😔

[plush venture]

This is a Splatoon, Mario kart, smash bros, fnaf, dark souls chat

[narrow quest]

Lol

the square of light!!!!

[dusty shuttle]

I hate this game

[plush venture]

▫️

[plush venture]

Which game

[dusty shuttle]

Squid game 3

[plush venture]

What mode

[dusty shuttle]

turf

[plush venture]

As a turf expert, s3 turf is miserable

[dusty shuttle]

I lost skill

im getting 2/6 kds

when I usually top frag

what is happening to me

[plush venture]

It puts all of s3s flaws on full display

[narrow quest]

do you want the graphic settings needed for the square of light

[plush venture]

Yogi have you ever played a souls game

[narrow quest]

never in my 126,056 years of existance😔

[plush venture]

You should get dark souls 1 for the switch

It goes on sale sometimes

And it’s the best version of dark souls 1, the ps4 and pc version sucks

[narrow quest]

have you experienced the dj music man fight with functional monty

it makes me want to die while playing it

it may be harder than a dark souls game

[plush venture]

LOLLLLLL

I have never experienced that

But I’ll take your word for it

[viral flame]

swag

[narrow quest]

fr

[plush venture]

Judd has an eyepatch

[viral flame]

lost his eye in the war...

[plush venture]

The great tu……

[narrow quest]

splatoon x fnaf collab

it will be exclusive to playstation for 3 months

then release on switch a year later

[dusty shuttle]

bro has beef with playstation exclusives

[narrow quest]

I own fnaf sb on switch and xbox, the only 2 platforms ruin didnt release on😭

what did i do to you steel wool

[dusty shuttle]

rip 😔

[plush venture]

PlayStation exclusives suck because now I want everything on steam deck

[viral flame]

like cmon playstation only has 2 exclusives

[plush venture]

Bloodborne is top 10 games ever made

[plush venture]

And one of those is Bloodborne

[hollow latch]

Maybe back in early PS3 yeah 2 exclusives

[dusty shuttle]

yeah xbox players need to grow up

[narrow quest]

i almost bought a ps5 just for fnaf games😭

[plush venture]

At least I can emulate demon souls

[viral flame]

theres barely any

[plush venture]

UNWISE

[dusty shuttle]

Idc what you say but little big planet is the best ps exclusive

[viral flame]

and most of the exclusives are on pc now

[narrow quest]

i dunno how i was that desperate

[plush venture]

PlayStation has been putting slot of their games on pc

[hollow latch]

Be fair microsoft and sony understand that PC will always make them money.

Wont be long till Nintendo do the same.

[plush venture]

Nintendo will never

Ever ever ver

[hollow latch]

We'll see.

[plush venture]

The day they do that the day I know I’m in a comma

[hollow latch]

The WiiU was the edge that almost pushed them to do so.

[dusty shuttle]

bro is in a ","

[hollow latch]

lol

[narrow quest]

the day nintendo releases splatoon on pc is the day i become a pc gamer

[plush venture]

LOL

[dusty shuttle]

Splatoon on pc

[plush venture]

Coma

[dusty shuttle]

are you dreaming

[plush venture]

Give me a second

Let me sound it out

Choma

[narrow quest]

i only even use my switch and wii u for splatoon

[dusty shuttle]

Koma

[narrow quest]

guess what i only use my vr headset for?

[hollow latch]

I mean... You can play Splatoon on PC at stupid resolutions now.

[plush venture]

I don’t feel like playing Bloodborne on PlayStation because it could be ported any day to pc

[hollow latch]

Theres like 4 PS4 emulators racing to being the first.

[narrow quest]

i WILL buy a quest 3 if help wanted 2 doesnt release for quest 2

[hollow latch]

Give them like a couple years.

[dusty shuttle]

one day I hope i get one just for pavlov

best game

[plush venture]

I feel like ps4 is improbable for me to ever emulate

[plush venture]

Isn’t that the guy that made dogs hungry

[dusty shuttle]

ps4 emulation is barely working

what

[narrow quest]

i used to love pavlov but then my friend made me play it constantly and now i dont like it, same thing happened with a township tale

[dusty shuttle]

I just want to shoot myself in vr

peak gameplay

[plush venture]

Pavlovs theory

🧠science

[narrow quest]

i NEED a zelda and or splatoon vr

[viral flame]

i love turf war

[viral flame]

ive got a quest 3 waiting to be bought

[dusty shuttle]

splatoon vr would be bad

Its not for nothing that its a third person game

[narrow quest]

imagine the end of octo expansion in vr

[plush venture]

Squid form is drowning simulator

[dusty shuttle]

swimming in ink would be really bad

[narrow quest]

i would love that

[dusty shuttle]

how much

isnt the quest 3 not released

[narrow quest]

they will be $500

in fall of this year

[dusty shuttle]

Ok not buying

[narrow quest]

quest 2 is $300

[dusty shuttle]

I bought a 800€ pc im not spending more than 300€ on anything ever again

[narrow quest]

if you want it for pavlov get it

[dusty shuttle]

nah i'll wait for someone to make portal 2 in cr

vr*

[narrow quest]

you can also use quest 2 as a pcvr headset

[dusty shuttle]

then i'll get one

[dusty shuttle]

yeah using the expensive ahh cable

[hollow latch]

Portal 2 RTX what I want lol.

[narrow quest]

it works with any cable

[hollow latch]

Gave me a reason to play Portal again when I got my RTX 3060.

[dusty shuttle]

portal 1 rtx was shit

[narrow quest]

it just needs to be long enough to play comfortably

[plush venture]

3Ds Charger?

[hollow latch]

I loved it lol

[narrow quest]

portal 2 was amazing

[dusty shuttle]

I played it, the framerate is not as horrible as people say but I barely see any rtx + framerate is still shit

[narrow quest]

we NEED a portal 3

[dusty shuttle]

why

[viral flame]

no fucking mercy

[narrow quest]

but sadly valve cant count to 3

[hollow latch]

I rather have a Half-Life 3

[plush venture]

I’ve never played a portal game

[dusty shuttle]

why are you guys winning when i leave

[narrow quest]

do it when portal is on sale

[dusty shuttle]

You should especially portal 2

[narrow quest]

portal 2 is the better experience tho

[plush venture]

Looks interesting but it never really peaked my interest

[dusty shuttle]

runs on almost all device + costs 1€ on almost every steam sale

[plush venture]

I’ll check it out

[viral flame]

its not but i've already sold my quest 2 and i'm just wating to buy it

[dusty shuttle]

oh k

[narrow quest]

if you get it on switch its $20 for both games

[plush venture]

I’m not buying anything on switch again

[dusty shuttle]

bruh

[plush venture]

I will only buy games on steam

[narrow quest]

what about elden ring switch port?

[plush venture]

2 fps 🔥🔥🔥

[narrow quest]

it will get 1 fpm

[dusty shuttle]

what about Persona 5

👍

[plush venture]

(I bought persona 5 on switch)

[dusty shuttle]

Why

[plush venture]

I wish I didn’t

[dusty shuttle]

Why when you can get it on a way better platform

[narrow quest]

(i havent played persona before)

[plush venture]

I like persona 5 at 30 fps more than 60

[hollow latch]

Weird ports I bought on the Switch is Nier Automata and Agony.

[plush venture]

[dusty shuttle]

play p5r

[narrow quest]

i am considering selling my xbox series s and buying a ps5

would it be worth it

[dusty shuttle]

• Persona 3 remastered will come out soon

[plush venture]

P5rs story is miserable to sit through

But it’s pretty

[dusty shuttle]

nahh it's good but the start is slow asf

[narrow quest]

xbox has NO games

[dusty shuttle]

once the first palace is done the game is actually a masterpiece

[plush venture]

The story just contradicts itself and steps over its message every chance it gets

[narrow quest]

plus i want to play spider man

[golden mist]

spoodermen

[plush venture]

1st dungeon deals with girl main character being mistreated, second dungeon all the guy characters mistreat girl character

🧠

[narrow quest]

i already have spider man 2 on my wii u😈

you cant top that ps5 users

[dusty shuttle]

✨ Japanese storytelling ✨

[plush venture]

Persona 2 has the best story, but pretty meh gameplay

[narrow quest]

pokemon moon was glorious

[golden mist]

Pfft i just stick to playing mario

[plush venture]

I did enjoy the Royal content though

[dusty shuttle]

i need persona 3 reloaded

i need it

a game that has a cool story with the ui of my favorite game

ples

[plush venture]

Do you like what they did to the UI

[narrow quest]

pokemon sword/shield felt waaayyy too easy

[plush venture]

Some of its cool but some I prefer the original

[dusty shuttle]

I love it

[hollow latch]

Spiderman 2 already been on PC, PS2, GC, and Xbox nerd.

[golden mist]

Might i send a 🏴‍☠️ emoji

[plush venture]

Those games should never be played

[dusty shuttle]

Persona 5 ui is the best ui I've ever seen in years

[dusty shuttle]

They use denuvo

[plush venture]

I like p5r Ui, but Splatoon 3 took its spot for me

[golden mist]

O
I have no clue what that means but ight then

[dusty shuttle]

i find sp3's ui meh

[plush venture]

https://youtu.be/YtY4V8JNyG0

[dusty shuttle]

best antipiracy thing

[plush venture]

Best piece of UI in any game ever

[golden mist]

Ahhhhhhhhhh ok

[dusty shuttle]

Only one person knows how ro crack denuvo games

and is some narcissist transphobe girl

[plush venture]

And that person is me

Oh

[dusty shuttle]

What

[plush venture]

That person is not me then

[dusty shuttle]

lmao

[plush venture]

LOL bad timing on message

Trans people rule

[golden mist]

Hello narcissist transphobe girl 👋

[plush venture]

NOP

[hollow latch]

Lol

[narrow quest]

i bet the elite 4 in shield without losing a pokemon

[dusty shuttle]

i prefer sp2 loading icon

[narrow quest]

i suck at pokemon

[dusty shuttle]

i find sp2 to be the worst entry in the series but I love the ui especially the scoreboard

[plush venture]

Very interesting, why do you like it more

[golden mist]

Splatoon 2

[dusty shuttle]

2D

[plush venture]

I very much dislike it

But that’s personal preferences

I like when Ui looks like I couldn’t even imagine how they made it

[dusty shuttle]

one thing I like about s3 ui is the L menu tho

[plush venture]

I also love the whatever this thing is called

So pretty

[dusty shuttle]

the lobby menu

yeah its cool

especially the neon effect on that side panel thing

[plush venture]

S2s Ui I could eventually make in like photoshop

[dusty shuttle]

It's simple

[plush venture]

But s3s is magical to me because I don’t know who they did it

Oh it’s still you LOL

[dusty shuttle]

yeah lmao

[narrow quest]

blanch

[plush venture]

I thought a new person joined in the UI convo

[narrow quest]

i just read the messaged from you earlier

lol

[plush venture]

Which one

Pokémon?

[narrow quest]

the terrible message timing

[plush venture]

OH yeah

[narrow quest]

I CAUGHT YOU

CANCELLED

[plush venture]

NOP

[dusty shuttle]

💀

[narrow quest]

i already posted the screenshots

on 4 twitter accounts

[plush venture]

To WHERE

Oh great

[dusty shuttle]

Nah it's not twitter, it's X

respect the name

[plush venture]

X Rank 🔥🔥🔥🔥

[narrow quest]

i posted on X

[plush venture]

If I owned twitter

[narrow quest]

they stole it from splatoon

[plush venture]

And it’s name had to be X

I would make it so you could only tweet if you reach X rank

In sploon

[dusty shuttle]

Sp3 ?

[plush venture]

Nop s2

[dusty shuttle]

easiest thing on earth

oh

maybe not

[plush venture]

I never got x rank in s2

S3 i dont even remember when I unlocked it

[narrow quest]

my 3ds is still in SPOKANE WASHINGTON😔

that town is the origin of evil

[dusty shuttle]

s3's x rank is so bad

[plush venture]

OH THATS why you were saying Spokane Washington

[dusty shuttle]

you get matched with toddlers

[rare wyvern]

Real

[plush venture]

They took the fun out of playing with bad players

[narrow quest]

they held my switch oled there for a week😭

[plush venture]

When I got good in s2 I would get invested in games where I’d have a low level player

[dusty shuttle]

they should put x rank at s+5 not 0

[plush venture]

I liked helping them get wins

[rare wyvern]

It should be S+10

Earn that shit

[dusty shuttle]

yeah that too

even s+ should be harder to get

im hardstuck because I get matched with bad people

[narrow quest]

i aim to freeze

[rare wyvern]

I don’t even bother pushing my power half the time

[dusty shuttle]

and the ennemy team thinks were playing a championship

[plush venture]

I got s+0 but I just haven’t played them game much in the past few months

Everything stresses me out in that game

[dusty shuttle]

I got s+0 once then dipped

im s now and im in negative most of the time

I owe skill rating to nintendo

[plush venture]

Too much relies on winning, rewards, rank, weopon freshness, shell out machine, catalog

I can’t do it

[plush venture]

Forever in debt

[dusty shuttle]

nah you should not care about that

[plush venture]

I shouldn’t but it still affects me which sucks

[dusty shuttle]

just play the game and get ranks

[weary yarrow]

when will splatoon 3 release on wii u

[dusty shuttle]

soon

with no servers

[plush venture]

🔥

[dusty shuttle]

👯‍♂️

[narrow quest]

how do i put something as a spoiler

[dusty shuttle]

|| word ||

[narrow quest]

freddys husband found dead

[plush venture]

||AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA||

[dusty shuttle]

oh an image

what did that squid do to you

😔

[plush venture]

They squided their last surge

😦

[dusty shuttle]

🚟

[jaunty swallow]

Coming soon!

[rare wyvern]

Splatoon 3 X rank experience

[narrow quest]

i searched pearl and marina and google had to warn me that safe search blurring was on😨

[plush venture]

I don’t wanna go to splatsville

Turn this train around

[weary yarrow]

yayy

[dusty shuttle]

nah youre banned from inkopolis

[plush venture]

WHAT

They have me sleeping in Alterna tonight this is MESSED UL

P

[dusty shuttle]

Would it even be safe

[viral flame]

:(

[narrow quest]

i think i will have nightmares...

[plush venture]

I would touch the fuzz

Don’t lie

You all would

[dusty shuttle]

b rank ?

[viral flame]

yes i only started playing in may

[dusty shuttle]

At any moment you could be sleepwalking and you would enter some random level without knowing

[weary yarrow]

what happened to the squid phones

[plush venture]

I hope I accidentally fall into the spider man levels

Those are sick

[narrow quest]

one way ride through target town

[dusty shuttle]

Why

[narrow quest]

it would give me ptsd

[narrow quest]

if i ever went back

[dusty shuttle]

nah imagine falling in that wavebreaker level where you have to jump for 1min

with no weapons

[plush venture]

That’s literally a nightmare scenario

I wish I paced myself better when I started s3

[plush venture]

They def screwed up on how they approached new content

[dusty shuttle]

yall are over exaggerating this level wasnt that hard

[plush venture]

Which level

The jump one

[dusty shuttle]

ye

[plush venture]

It wasn’t that bad

But if I was doing it irl

It would suck

[narrow quest]

one way ride through target town gave me ptsd

[dusty shuttle]

It would be better irl

you have better movement

in sploon you rely too much on ink

[viral flame]

because thats when i bought the game?

[plush venture]

I had a harder time doing overworld skips than I did doing actual levels

[dusty shuttle]

why dont you grind series

[viral flame]

:)

[viral flame]

i do but im playing with friends right now

[dusty shuttle]

oh kk

[plush venture]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHtXPgl3bgU

[viral flame]

and i think the current series rotation is something i dont like

[dusty shuttle]

Idk why open is so bad

[plush venture]

I will never be able to get this skip

[dusty shuttle]

they're removing that team aspect for some reason

[dusty shuttle]

yeah nobody likes clam blitz i can relate

[plush venture]

Clam blitz would be better if it wasn’t a football

Have me put my clams in dead jellyfish

🔥🔥

[narrow quest]

should i try the loadins screen glitch on fnaf sb ruin when it comes out for switch

it would let me out of bounds

[plush venture]

Glitches are good

[viral flame]

i love opening some people's lockers and watching my fps dip

[young obsidian]

real asf

[plush venture]

I’m going to unlock the splatfest tee

[viral flame]

i love the titles in splatoon 3

[plush venture]

Mine is nice muscle

[viral flame]

i got killed by made-to-order fried chicken

[plush venture]

And I’m very proud of it

That is a great one

[viral flame]

mine is the real ultimate gamer

i still need to unlock more

[plush venture]

That is fantastic

Do you have a fave weopon in s3 so far

[dusty shuttle]

wdym

hacks ??!?!??!!?

[plush venture]

I didn’t realize you could unlock it with splathex until I used splathex for the review copy version

[dusty shuttle]

oh on s1

[plush venture]

And now I wanna play as the hair braid character with gold visor and fest tee

Yes!!! I would never hack Splatoon !3!!!!!!

[dusty shuttle]

isnt it useless

[plush venture]

It has special saver

It’s useless in s2 and 3

[dusty shuttle]

am gonna get my hands on flexloin private mod menu and hack everywhere!!!!

[plush venture]

Aside from grinding chunks

[dusty shuttle]

isnt it supposed to have that double ability thing

[plush venture]

Is that a thing in s1? The one I have on the review version of the game has special saver

[dusty shuttle]

I don't even know

[plush venture]

😨huge discovery!

[dusty shuttle]

I played s1 too late

[viral flame]

Why is this an option

[plush venture]

Me aswell

[dusty shuttle]

smurfing

[plush venture]

When your drowning in Nintendo loan debt

-39190038363636272782

[viral flame]

I'm pretty sure it was

I played s1 at its peak I think all splatfest tees had the x2 multiplier

idk i can check

[thorn storm]

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[dusty shuttle]

Most useless main ability

[viral flame]

but like heyy guys hii

[plush venture]

It’s a silly main ability

For silly users

[dusty shuttle]

piss color ???!!!!??

[plush venture]

Nice head gear

S2 earrings are shiney

[viral flame]

thank u i want to get those earrings irl

but nintendo would murder me

[plush venture]

They would rip them from your earlobes

Myamoto would personally do it

[dusty shuttle]

nintendo ninjas 😳

[viral flame]

and then they would leave me to bleed out and die

[plush venture]

No they would use you for switch parts

[dusty shuttle]

what

[plush venture]

How do you think they’re making a profit

🧠🧠

[viral flame]

every switch contains at least one human organ

[dusty shuttle]

Would it even be technically possible

[plush venture]

It’s Nintendo

They put a screen in a controller

[dusty shuttle]

from a scientific standpoint

[plush venture]

Anything is possible

Bones maybe

[dusty shuttle]

im sure if they marketed the wii u correctly they would've made good use for that controller

[plush venture]

Instead they put it on the floor to use as a golf ball simulator

[dusty shuttle]

yeah lmao

[viral flame]

i guess in s1 they did have special saver

i forgor about that :3

[dusty shuttle]

no x2 ability thingy 😔

[plush venture]

You can use the splatfest tee just as a normal shirt right

I don’t know since the file I have it in is offline

[viral flame]

rotat

[dusty shuttle]

speen

[viral flame]

vinny vinesauce viewer detected

[plush venture]

Feeling sick?

Vinny wine

[dusty shuttle]

Remember the wii is not eatable!!

[plush venture]

Vinny and jerma Splatoon stream was peak Splatoon content

Jerma LOVES samon run

[dusty shuttle]

i wish I wasnt french bro im missing so many references

ahhhhhhhh

[plush venture]

THATS why it’s 4 am for you

Speaking of

[dusty shuttle]

yes

[plush venture]

You said it was 2 am like 5 hours ago

What time is it now

[dusty shuttle]

its 5 am now

[plush venture]

WHAT THE HELL

[dusty shuttle]

I do not know why im still awake

[plush venture]

5 am feels awful to be awake at

[dusty shuttle]

I have random sleep schedules

[plush venture]

Your tired but the sun is coming up

So it feels weird to go to bed

[dusty shuttle]

I can sleep at 2 am and wake up at 4 pm

I can sleep at 7 am and wake up at 12

[plush venture]

What does your money coins look like

Do they have funny French guys on them

[dusty shuttle]

€€

nah

Just europe

iirc

[plush venture]

£

[dusty shuttle]

no thats bri'ish

[plush venture]

I like this money whatever it is

£:v=

[dusty shuttle]

bri'ish currency

[plush venture]

Cause it makes an octarian

This discord is like 80 percent French

Which is silly

[dusty shuttle]

Yeah idk why

[plush venture]

French be splatooning

[dusty shuttle]

You should really be happy that they're not like other french people

some of them are really annoying

[plush venture]

I like when European speaking countries make sarcastic jokes

They usually come out a bit dry in English

It’s fun

[dusty shuttle]

wdym

[plush venture]

Like people who speak Swedish as a first language or French or German maybe, when they make sarcastic jokes in English sometimes they don’t add the tone that would let an English speaker know it’s sarcasm

So it can just sound like a rude comment

[dusty shuttle]

not even on sarcastic jokes for me

like sometimes when I ask questions im scared that my replies will come off as rude

[plush venture]

That’s just typing in general though, it’s hard to know the intent behind a message

It’s why I usually add an emote

[dusty shuttle]

nah in my native language I can know when im speaking trash or not

[plush venture]

Like the difference between “what do you mean” and “what do you mean “ is very big

[viral flame]

Economic inflation is insane a bag of chips cost $5.99

[dusty shuttle]

liar

[plush venture]

Premium air

[viral flame]

that's what it says on the bag!!

[dusty shuttle]

Proof

😁

[viral flame]

!!

[plush venture]

Finally I know how to spell gauranteed now

What what the hell

Does the bag spell it wrong

[viral flame]

guaranteed fresh

[plush venture]

That isn’t how it’s spelled

I will never know how to spell guaranteed

Oh it is

Oops

😁

[viral flame]

[plush venture]

English is definitely not my first and ONLY language

Surely

[dusty shuttle]

wait what

that is not real

i cannot believe it

[plush venture]

Us money sucks

[dusty shuttle]

wait till you hear about turkey

[plush venture]

poor turkey

[dusty shuttle]

if youre talking about value

[plush venture]

Yes

US has it off fairly easy compared to many other places

[dusty shuttle]

me when im using turkish people for 50% off on my valorant skins

[narrow quest]

I’m 2 wins away from evp🤯

[dusty shuttle]

I love throwing my money out of the window !!!

[plush venture]

50% off valorant skins is still a net negative because you have to play the game valorant

[dusty shuttle]

Real

Valorant would be a good game if I didn't have shitty teammates

[plush venture]

Thank goodness my parents bought me Nintendo when I was a kid

What would be now if I got an xbox

Dead or in jail

[dusty shuttle]

What

What would you have done to go to jail 💀

[plush venture]

Things Xbox kids do

Like eat birds or something

[dusty shuttle]

Wait so you've never seen black ops 2 lobbies ????

damn

[plush venture]

Nop

Never had to experience awful multiplayer voice chats thankfully

[dusty shuttle]

You missed something

😔

[plush venture]

I played call of duty on my Wii for like 10 minutes and it gave me a stomach ache

[viral flame]

Me when I'm using Turkish people for cheap nitro

[dusty shuttle]

Me when I'm using Argentinian people for cheap steam games 🤑

[dusty shuttle]

on wii

[plush venture]

SteaaaaaaaM

[dusty shuttle]

that game looked so bad on wii

[plush venture]

I was like 10 everything looked like candy to me

[narrow quest]

I have beef with the Spokane Washington usps office

[dusty shuttle]

Wait

so

[plush venture]

They are punching and kicking your box as we speak

[dusty shuttle]

you've never seen minecraft ps3 lobbies

[plush venture]

Never

[dusty shuttle]

gta5 lobbies ?

[plush venture]

I’ve never been apart of an online lobby that has voice chat or text chat

In my life

[viral flame]

https://youtu.be/NZs2aRAdEEU

[dusty shuttle]

wow

[plush venture]

Except when my friend made me play Roblox and I saw kids rping in the chat

That is it

[narrow quest]

This is what my 3ds will look like

[dusty shuttle]

It was the greatest moments of my life

[plush venture]

This discord is honestly the first game community I’ve interacted with

Which is cool

[dusty shuttle]

I would honestly give everything I have to go back to 2015-2019

[narrow quest]

This might be the only non toxic splatoon community

[dusty shuttle]

Just so I can insult some kids on BO2 and trickshot the hell out of them

[plush venture]

I feel lucky to have not been in cod lobbies as a kid, I would hear a lot of language that should not be said

[plush venture]

When you insult kids do you insult in French

[blazing tinsel]

damn

[plush venture]

That sounds hype as hell

[dusty shuttle]

well yes

[narrow quest]

It’s because Spokane Washington usps is handling it

[dusty shuttle]

never seen any english people in my cod lobbies

[plush venture]

je connais beaucoup de choses cool

[dusty shuttle]

stylé

[plush venture]

🔥🔥🔥 🇫🇷

[narrow quest]

🇷🇺

[plush venture]

English cod lobbies were primarily racism or homophobia

[dusty shuttle]

I wish I would've trained my pronunciation tho because I sound so bad

[narrow quest]

Red white and blue🇷🇺🇷🇺🦅🦅

[dusty shuttle]

french were just insults by 5 year olds

[plush venture]

Damn that sounds much more pleasant