Splatoon

[modest ibex]

thats just harder

[prisma maple]

this contains all of the addresses

[modest ibex]

if u change the 1st code i sent u can choose the tracks

from 1-9 iirc

and then use the last 2 to choose splatfest tracks

[modest ibex]

regular ones

[zenith fractal]

tried the regular one too and no difference

maybe i just start memory searcher too early or late

when do you usually open it

[prisma maple]

what

[modest ibex]

it shouldnt matter

[prisma maple]

just take screenshot of the default values and send here

[modest ibex]

the default values are the music that is playing

[prisma maple]

ik but if they dont show up then he has a different offset which means he might be using cafelibs that mess with the heap

[modest ibex]

true

but if he had no music playing that means he must've made a typo

writing the FestMain00

[prisma maple]

he said no

[zenith fractal]

why do people always assume i have typos

[prisma maple]

cuz there arent many reasons for this not to work

[prisma maple]

bro

[zenith fractal]

what

[prisma maple]

im asking u to take screenshot of default value

[modest ibex]

default is empty

[prisma maple]

oh

[modest ibex]

bc theres no fest music in regulars

[prisma maple]

what about the other music then

take screenshot of default unfrozen values of regular music addresses

[burnt shoal]

WHAT DO I DO WITH IT DUH DUH

[modest ibex]

ur so annoying

[burnt shoal]

Ikr 😘

[prisma maple]

u do what it says

[graceful quartz]

Does anyone want to play??

[prisma maple]

u read and u replace string

[burnt shoal]

Erm

[burnt shoal]

GIVE ME A TUT

RN

[prisma maple]

omg

[burnt shoal]

STEP BY STEP

[graceful quartz]

Stfu

[burnt shoal]

AND ILL STOP BUGGING YOU ABT IT

[graceful quartz]

Who is playing

[burnt shoal]

https://tenor.com/view/britney-destiny-gif-21502775

No 🥰

[graceful quartz]

@burnt shoal wanna play

[burnt shoal]

Where do i put the string

[burnt shoal]

OFCCC

[graceful quartz]

Nice

[prisma maple]

be careful which question u ask me next because it will determine whether u get blocked or not

[burnt shoal]

Im so confused 😭

[burnt shoal]

So you telling me to put the string in maplist?

Or do i need like a boss edit or something?

[modest ibex]

what the hell.

[burnt shoal]

Im not that smart ok

[viral flame]

blocked on discord (the worst thing you can do to someone)

[burnt shoal]

I dont even know how to code

😭

[modest ibex]

b-but this is not coding 💔

[burnt shoal]

Ik 😗

[modest ibex]

its copy pasting honey

[viral flame]

create a Turing machine in PowerPoint.

NOW

[graceful quartz]

What the duck is happening

[burnt shoal]

Where do i put the paste

[modest ibex]

in the copy

[burnt shoal]

I CANT 😭

[burnt shoal]

Where?

[narrow quest]

Every ds I find is sold within a day😔

[burnt shoal]

How me the way

[modest ibex]

bro

[burnt shoal]

WHAT DO I DO WITH IT 😭😭😭

alr ima copy and paste it

Hold on

[brisk nexus]

I still have my 3DS and DS lite

[viral flame]

my wiiu IP just changed

death threats

[burnt shoal]

I copy and paste those 3?

@modest ibex

[prisma maple]

how do i get rid of blocked messages on vanilla discord

[graceful quartz]

No one wants to play with me

[modest ibex]

sorry im currently having a stroke

[burnt shoal]

I know you did not

[graceful quartz]

😿

[burnt shoal]

I will hold onnn 😭

Once i figure this out ill join in

[viral flame]

step one: download

[prisma maple]

ew im just gonna make my own browser plugin

[burnt shoal]

Then stop having it please

[graceful quartz]

Wtf are u doing

Every bitch here is blocking you

What did u do

[burnt shoal]

Try to figure my dumb ass way to work the map swap

Nobody even helping me 😭

I dont FAWKING UNDERSTAND

[graceful quartz]

What.

[burnt shoal]

All 3 of them?

[graceful quartz]

Help?

[burnt shoal]

Can you tell them to unblock me?

[modest ibex]

why do u want it so bad

[burnt shoal]

Idk : (

I just do

[modest ibex]

theres only 3 maps to swap and i doubt u can look for online maps

[burnt shoal]

Oh.

Wait

[modest ibex]

like its possible but u can even copy paste so

[burnt shoal]

Nvm then

Actsully

No

I wanna do it

[burnt shoal]

Where do i paste it

Is the question

[viral flame]

suffering

[echo gulch]

Wdym you can find strings now

SINCE WHEENNN

[modest ibex]

u cant look for them

[modest ibex]

u got answered

[echo gulch]

Oh

[burnt shoal]

Wait i think i know

So do i just get a map from maplist then replace the one of the maps in patches

So like

I replace

[burnt shoal]

“Fld_Tutorial00_Ttr” with octo valley or sum shit

[echo gulch]

Octovalley would crash

[graceful quartz]

No

Multiplayer maps

[burnt shoal]

No not the word

[graceful quartz]

I think

[burnt shoal]

Ima try it

[graceful quartz]

Okayy

[burnt shoal]

Does s1enjoyer have me blocked?

@prisma maple @modest ibex @viral flame sorry for wasting yall time i figure it out ( i think )

[graceful quartz]

TRY IT

Every Splatoon enjoyer

[burnt shoal]

It did 😭

Its working

[graceful quartz]

YAYAYAAYAYYAAYAY

Now come

[burnt shoal]

Alr im comin

[graceful quartz]

Cume!

[burnt shoal]

Erm

[graceful quartz]

Oops

Misspelled!

[burnt shoal]

Joining

[graceful quartz]

Ay

[thorn storm]

LMAo

[graceful quartz]

Slay

[burnt shoal]

Joining next available battle

Is what it said

[graceful quartz]

Wh.

*what

I'm playing pb

[burnt shoal]

Omg i dint have you added 😭

[graceful quartz]

I want to help me

[burnt shoal]

Hol on ima do somthing rq

[graceful quartz]

Sent a fr

[plush venture]

Long fin squid

[lofty spoke]

We need a full lobby. We are 2/8 right now. PLEASE JOIN!

[plush venture]

This pic goes kinda bananas

[graceful quartz]

Wtf

Full lobby with a 2/8

[plush venture]

Machine girl kind of album art

[burnt shoal]

Accepting

Hold on

[plush venture]

I can play when I get home from work

[graceful quartz]

Nicee

@burnt shoal @burnt shoal

[plush venture]

@burnt shoal

[graceful quartz]

Wtf.

[plush venture]

Man.

[viral flame]

whatafak

[dusty shuttle]

erm what the flip

[graceful quartz]

WHO WANTS TO PLAY WITH MS JASHEIEJW

And my friend.

Who is really bad at Splatoon

[plush venture]

Gee golly

Watch out

[graceful quartz]

I'm playing s2

🥲

I want to die

[plush venture]

S2 Turf is King

[graceful quartz]

I'm playing s2 tuf

[plush venture]

Good

Any pikmin 4 players

[prisma maple]

hashtag mk7

[stark pond]

hey i wanna play

[thick rampart]

Holy shit what is it yall with pinging me?

I literally just woke up

@burnt shoal can you not??

[burnt shoal]

My bad

It wont happen again 🤙

[thick rampart]

Alright then..

[stark pond]

there is anyone playing rn?

[vivid vapor]

nope

[stark pond]

i saw you

i gess

i saw a snipa

is there ever a time when we can actualy find 8 people to play?

is it even possible?

[jaunty swallow]

yep it is possible

[stark pond]

i have faith

[plush venture]

It gets very active at random times

[thick rampart]

dosen't that build have earlier beta versions of the slosher?

[echo gulch]

The testfires does but params only iirc

[thick rampart]

interesting..

[echo gulch]

The kiosk has the models and params

[viral flame]

this is the store kiosk version

but it only has the story mode

which you're instantly dropped into after the tutorial

no explanation of story just go fuck up the octarians

[echo gulch]

I love how it does that

[viral flame]

so real

[thick rampart]

👀

[sand lantern]

sorry my ignorance but what is 'applets?'

[thick rampart]

applets are like the small apps you boot from the home menu while a game is suspended

like TVii friend list or miiverse

[sand lantern]

I see

[thick rampart]

or other non home menu applets like the post to miiverse applet or amiibo settings

which also count

[graceful quartz]

Who wants to play some splotaan

2

[viral flame]

true!

i love accessing unreleased content

[thick rampart]

actually... this might probably have been used for older wii u menus?

weird how they changed the user info applet to a browser related one..

since you could just instantly swap users

[viral flame]

i don't think that menu ever made it to retail systems

[sand lantern]

So could you put mods on miiverse or friend list? for what exactly?

[thick rampart]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

might aswell put this on tcrf

[echo gulch]

Omugush

[modest ibex]

im sure it is

[viral flame]

anyways what demo for today

[modest ibex]

im sure older wiiu menus didn’t have that optiins

and straight up made a new app for it

[thick rampart]

smm demo 👀

[echo gulch]

Dummy gang ;-;

[prisma maple]

love the new home menu!

[modest ibex]

that is quite joyous i have to say.

[echo gulch]

"Non Playable Demo"

[sand lantern]

Play DUMMY

[inland gulch]

ultra smash

[viral flame]

it's just mario maker with a 10 minute timer

boring

[thick rampart]

oh.

[modest ibex]

opening it just says this

[echo gulch]

That's so rude

[sand lantern]

And, Mario Party demo?

[echo gulch]

Why gatekeep a demo from PEOPLE!!!

/s

[thick rampart]

a kiosk demo for mp10?

[viral flame]

this is most joyous

[modest ibex]

mario kart 8 demo

[thick rampart]

the one containing the wifi test track

lmfao

[modest ibex]

whats that

[echo gulch]

Just a track to test online stuff ig

[modest ibex]

bye babies

now i die

[echo gulch]

Nooo papi 💔💔💔

[thick rampart]

although that demo somehow contains debug symbols for mk8

[viral flame]

it's just mario kart 8 but it only lets you play one 50cc track

[prisma maple]

nintendo devs like to leave a lot of debug stuff in general in games cuz of lazyness

[viral flame]

all of the kiosk demos for the wiiu are pretty lame

[thick rampart]

funny enough the symbols aren't on the actual finished game

but the kiosk demo has them

[viral flame]

just full prerelease or v1 release of the game

with a timer

[prisma maple]

i like how they dont even bother removing debug params when they finish developing a game

[viral flame]

nothing that interesting unless you datamine

[echo gulch]

What does those symbols do?

[prisma maple]

A debug symbol is a special kind of symbol that attaches additional information to the symbol table of an object file, such as a shared library or an executable. This information allows a symbolic debugger to gain access to information from the source code of the binary, such as the names of identifiers, including variables and routines.

[echo gulch]

Ohhh

[prisma maple]

routines = functions

[viral flame]

or like in splatanas 3 they left shit that wasn't ready yet in a release build of the game

[prisma maple]

side order be like

they are incompetent tbh

[viral flame]

maybe they just want people to find it

[graceful quartz]

Hey Splatoon 1 enjoyer do you enjoy Splatoon 2

[viral flame]

so some nintendo mod gets a dopamine rush clicking ban console

[prisma maple]

if that was the case they wouldnt ban people for entering matches where people force unreleased stages

[prisma maple]

N o

[graceful quartz]

I kinda enjoy it

[viral flame]

splatoon 2 is lame

[prisma maple]

it has the worst designed specials out of all games even though they look cool

[viral flame]

without octo expansion it's just splatoon 1.5 but worse

[prisma maple]

in order to determine whether a special is well designed you have to count the number of ways it is possible to balance it

for example with bubbler you can change bubble chain parameters or the length of the special but with kraken you can only change the duration and speed of it

therefore you could argue that bubbler is better designed than kraken

[viral flame]

wdym burst bomb and missiles dualies are peak!!!!

[prisma maple]

they should have kept the vshot with burst bomb and missiles from the testfire

[modest ibex]

rocketnozzle!

splatoon 2 is the coolest to see all the unused stuff

bc it does have lots of unused stuff

[prisma maple]

the devs regretted half of the stuff they added in the middle of its update cycle

its the only game which has removed stuff like abilities

[modest ibex]

cold blooded

[prisma maple]

yes

and they stopped giving ray to new weapons after they realized how terribly designed it is

[modest ibex]

dual squelchers are still in the game 💔💔

dualie squelchers suck!

[graceful quartz]

I killed a splashdown!!!

[modest ibex]

okay

rude much

[prisma maple]

killing splashdown with h3 is top dopamine hit

[graceful quartz]

Idk I killed them with the kensa thing

[prisma maple]

EW rng weapon

[graceful quartz]

Kensa goolga

[prisma maple]

EW

[graceful quartz]

They ARE not rng

Goolga daulies the best

But octo shot beyter

[prisma maple]

in s2 i just play kshot with full scu kit

scu*

[prisma maple]

99% of the people maining it because of the name:

[graceful quartz]

Stfu

[graceful quartz]

I don't trust you

I must see you do it

[inland gulch]

no lde = mid

you must suction tower

🥸

[graceful quartz]

Real

[prisma maple]

i wouldnt dare to play s2 again unless i was forced to 🥸

that game is hot garbage

[fast wadi]

aaaand time to mute this chat again ☺️

[graceful quartz]

I love it when my enemy literally hides behind a sponge for the 30 sec until I splat them

[graceful quartz]

Me when I said something I wasn't asked for

[prisma maple]

im too used to it being trash because of s1

[graceful quartz]

I hate bomb Rush

Excuse

Bb *launcher

[stark pond]

anyone playing rn?

[graceful quartz]

Yes s2 u can come!

[stark pond]

you're in private battle?

[prisma maple]

i wonder if bomb sniffer is actually good

bc of this

it could counter a lot of combos

[graceful quartz]

Wtf dapples kill so fast

[inland gulch]

ermm 🥸

[graceful quartz]

I love port mackerel

It's the best stage for spamming ink armor

[narrow quest]

I was at my little cousins birthday party so I put 5 packets of fun dip in my throat and now it burns 😍

[inland gulch]

make bomb sniffer into just sniffer then make it so it can also see sj jumps ‼️

[viral flame]

@echo gulch i found you.

[velvet dagger]

basically bomb def before bomb def

[inland gulch]

Its perfect

[modest ibex]

i am the real sarah.

[narrow quest]

Guys I have a crazy theory

It may be a stretch

But

[viral flame]

whattafak

[narrow quest]

What if agent 1 and 2 are the squid sisters😨

[graceful quartz]

WHAT???

[echo gulch]

wtf why are yall becoming me

ALSO IM HOME

YASS

[graceful quartz]

That's obv a joke right

[modest ibex]

sarah is a government plan to burn all wiius

[narrow quest]

Yes

[echo gulch]

Noo i could neverr!!!!!

[modest ibex]

btw

sarah in spanish is called ainhoa

[viral flame]

I stole a wiiu kiosk

[narrow quest]

I stole the moon😈

[echo gulch]

i stole my otp and seeprom

you could never

[plush venture]

Kiosk sqiffer my friend

Kiosk squiffer should’ve never been changed

[sweet torrent]

Ok who wants to Pb with me

we need one more person

[narrow quest]

I would join if I was home

[plush venture]

Same

I get home in an hour or 2

[sweet torrent]

Ah

[narrow quest]

I don’t get home for like 4 more hours

[plush venture]

And that’s the yogi garuntee

Why is it spelled guarantee

English language should be deleted

[viral flame]

Real

[inland gulch]

I'm officially home, goodbye Arcachon beach, hello again home.

Anyway, time to do Wii system transfer then play Spoon 1

Who's playing rn

[plush venture]

Bye arcachon beach

[viral flame]

gahdamn the smash wiiu kiosk demo is 6gb

[inland gulch]

I was in vacation :c

[inland gulch]

6GB for a demo?

[viral flame]

yeah

[inland gulch]

That's a lot wtf

Did it have the entire game? Just locked?

[low atlas]

6

[viral flame]

9

[viral flame]

idk haven't installed it yet

[graceful quartz]

Noob

[narrow quest]

Real

[inland gulch]

Oh

[graceful quartz]

Real Nintendo 3ds

[inland gulch]

Real

[narrow quest]

I only have 2.5gb of data😈

[plush venture]

You get 1 slice of kiosk ONLY

[inland gulch]

I have 360MB left on my 32GB Wii U NAND 🔥

[plush venture]

Steam deck loves filling my drive with shaders and proton builds 🔥

[inland gulch]

🔥

[graceful quartz]

Fire

[plush venture]

Thank you dmc5 for the 10 gbs of shaders

That game has NO sun light

[narrow quest]

Honestly splatoon can’t be 10/10 without 30gb of additional shaders🫤

[plush venture]

Splarg

Splargtoon has been stuck in my head for a few days

So I will share the word here

Yoko and the band of trombones is the best to listen to when it’s 100 outside

Makes you really feel the heat

[narrow quest]

I found the next cod game!

[plush venture]

I watched Shrek for the first time recently

Shrek 2

It was a good time

Is there any game where the second game is better than the first

Smash is one

[graceful quartz]

Smash foir

[narrow quest]

ARMS 2 would be but Nintendo locked it in the closet of bad sales😔

(I never even played arms)

[plush venture]

(Me either) WOOOOO LETS GO ARMS

It’s funny that the one new IP Nintendo tried for the switch died in an explosion

[narrow quest]

They just couldn’t “switch” things up😔

That’s why the Wii U is better

[graceful quartz]

I love Everyone 1 2 switch!!! (Tf are you doing in that game)

[narrow quest]

I have 384 hours in everybody 1-2 switch!

It’s definitely GOTY

[graceful quartz]

I have 500 weak

[plush venture]

I have 1 MILLION

[graceful quartz]

I played it every day and every night

[plush venture]

No no 3 BILLION

[graceful quartz]

KIJG

[graceful quartz]

God

[plush venture]

Scratch that 7 INFINITY

[graceful quartz]

Creator of the univers

[narrow quest]

If I stop responding it’s because T mobile took away my data😔

[graceful quartz]

[plush venture]

Any time I read the word mobile I think of how Vinny Vinesauce says it

[narrow quest]

I can’t even get 5G

[plush venture]

I will never get 5g

I’ll wait till 7g

5g is old news

[narrow quest]

I’m stuck in cheese land😔😔😔

[inland gulch]

So I'm finally home after 3 weeks, I boot up my Wii to do the Wii U system transfer, to find out it's not working anymore. ( No signal, won't turn off )

[plush venture]

Your life is a video game

Specifically a game from a ninten direct

More specific a farming sim

[narrow quest]

I live in fae farm😔🧚‍♀️

[graceful quartz]

More specific the entire dirext

[plush venture]

The farm games are your veggies

You gotta eat your veggies to get the candy

(Pikmin 1 2 on switch)

[narrow quest]

I actually made all of those farming sims😈

[graceful quartz]

😱

[plush venture]

I will never trust someone who wakes up one morning and says they’re going to make a farming sim

[graceful quartz]

I will wake up and make a farming simulator

[narrow quest]

I made a farming sim where you farm octotroopers

[wooden pecan]

Finally bought a hard drive for my Wii u

500 gigs

[opal herald]

Let's keep this chat on-topic

[wooden pecan]

My bad

[plush venture]

[graceful quartz]

Yes, true

Like we do every time!

[plush venture]

Would you like to match make, dream octo dream?

[graceful quartz]

I can't...

[plush venture]

Me either

(I want to talk about gigabytes)

[narrow quest]

I get home in 3 hours to play silly squid game😈

[graceful quartz]

Than let's had out from this matchmaking chat obviously made to matchmake and go to the general chat

[opal herald]

If you want to talk about other topics, move it to #offtopic

[narrow quest]

K

[graceful quartz]

I like splatoones 1

[plush venture]

I do aswell

[graceful quartz]

I think

Our souls match-maked!

[plush venture]

I’m going to play the kiosk when I get home

I have a hankering hill for it

[graceful quartz]

What are you trying

To to

[plush venture]

Splargtoon kiosk

[graceful quartz]

I had money

And bought every weapon

Beside

Heavy splat deco

[plush venture]

I don’t buy weopons that I don’t think look good

[graceful quartz]

Because I didn't have enough money

[graceful quartz]

I don't buy gear without qr 🤪

Good night everybody 🥹

[plush venture]

DreM octo dream 🛌💤⭐️

[hollow latch]

Real question is... How long did it take you to beat Inner Agent 3? Took me like 6 hours.

[prisma maple]

it took me 10 minutes to beat normal agent 3 and 30 minutes for inner agent

[narrow quest]

I almost had agent 3 splatted for the final time on my first attempt and then died to a curling bomb😔

[prisma maple]

i died in the last phase sadly

(inner agent)

[narrow quest]

Not my proudest moment

[hollow latch]

Most my deaths was 3rd phase.

[prisma maple]

which phase is that

[hollow latch]

Autobombs

Lil machines that follow you.

[narrow quest]

Inner agent 3 is going to be a common enemy in side order!

It will replace the regular octotroopers

[prisma maple]

is that a spoiler

[narrow quest]

Not a spoiler, a warning

[prisma maple]

so a spoiler

@opal herald

[hollow latch]

As long it's 1 phase I'll be fine.

[narrow quest]

It’s phase 3😈

[viral flame]

It is what we in the industry call a "joke"

[prisma maple]

i dont see any indication of it being a joke

[viral flame]

[coral moss]

The demo still works?

[viral flame]

why wouldn't it

[prisma maple]

why would it not work

[coral moss]

I thought it was only multiplayer.

Has been almost a decade since I played it.

[viral flame]

this is the store kiosk demo

[coral moss]

Ah

I deleted it off my WiiU sadly.

[prisma maple]

its archived i obviously cant tell u where

[viral flame]

the regular test fire works too with a mod and lan play

[coral moss]

Good thing I have the next days off.

[prisma maple]

u wont find anyone to play testfire lan with

there isnt even cemu lan support

[coral moss]

[thick rampart]

yeah but im not sure how would that work on real hardware..

although i do have the 2 testfires on my eshop account

[prisma maple]

works fine

[quiet kraken]

i love splatoon 😁

[prisma maple]

me when

i wonder how this would look online

[ripe rose]

where did the gravity go?

[prisma maple]

gone, reduced to atoms

[ripe rose]

would look normal on their end most likely

[viral flame]

like that until it comes in contact with another player or object

[ripe rose]

not sure how it would addess desync

[quiet kraken]

a normal day in splatoon 1 lol

[thick rampart]

i mean hacks somewhat sync on splatoon

¯_(ツ)_/¯

im not sure if that hack is even server-side

[coral moss]

Obviosuly I found the demos now.

I just want to have that little nostalgia kick.

[thick rampart]

im pretty sure you are fine talking about it.. just don't actually share the demo here

[coral moss]

If you think about it, it is insane that we can not even share demos

[prisma maple]

i might be able to port angle shooter to s1

[thick rampart]

thats fair lmfao

[prisma maple]

why do u care u can find them easily if u want to

[coral moss]

I don't.

[thorn storm]

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[coral moss]

[viral flame]

i am about to upload thirty-two gigashits of demos to pretebdo network discord server.

[prisma maple]

introducing angle shooter

[modest ibex]

wait how do u know?

[coral moss]

Imagine a WiiU disc full of demos.

[modest ibex]

pls send me all spoilers if they’re real

[coral moss]

Pretty sure those WiiU discs could store 23 gigs.

[viral flame]

Callie fucking DIES

[coral moss]

Or was it 25 like Blurays?

[thick rampart]

xenoblade x barely fits within that

[modest ibex]

ohhh yeah

[thick rampart]

[coral moss]

I skipped X.

[modest ibex]

i still have a griupchat with all of the spoilers of splatoon 3!

[viral flame]

those existed but only if you were a retailer

[ripe rose]

needs 45 damage on impact

[modest ibex]

and all vids of the bosses

[coral moss]

Mainly because I don't care for Monster Hunter-ish games.

[prisma maple]

there is a damage on contact param but its insta kill

[modest ibex]

no it’s not

[prisma maple]

is it a damage value?

[modest ibex]

yes

[echo gulch]

farts

[prisma maple]

wow

then it should be freebie to make angle shooter

[viral flame]

shits, even.

[coral moss]

Those GameCube demos discs sell for lots these days. I was really sad that the Mario Kart Double Dash demo disc did not release in Europe.

[modest ibex]

that image is quite yummy.

[modest ibex]

i just set it to make a thousand damage bc it’s not fun otherwise!!!😡😡

disruptor should also make damage.

[viral flame]

wiiu ones are only 219 OBO

[prisma maple]

it seems like the devs really like to use floats for some reason

[viral flame]

im buying the GameCube doormat for 1,200

[modest ibex]

ofc… they’re params

[ripe rose]

cuz theyre more specific than int?

[prisma maple]

they never use precision anyway from my knowledge

at least for subs

why are the points for special floats

[viral flame]

true

[coral moss]

Dummy is best icon

[viral flame]

nah this is better

[prisma maple]

its cool having wii u menu support even tho its completely useless for me

[narrow quest]

I’m in an irl ink storm 😍

I’m soaking

And freezing

[viral flame]

pov: you're starting up a third party wiiu game

[thick rampart]

minecraft or captain u

[modest ibex]

u have a splash screen when booting games????

what the fuck

oh ur on wiiu.

[viral flame]

most of my 3rd party wiiu games

[zenith fractal]

clearly you hax

[viral flame]

why does it fucking beep at me

[inland gulch]

Who's currently playing?

[viral flame]

they worked for me before title switching broke as a whole

[inland gulch]

2/8 pub

[modest ibex]

wtf it just throws a restart error for me

[modest ibex]

they never worked for me

[inland gulch]

Can y'all talk about CEMU in #offtopic and not in the looking for matchmaking channel

3/8 pub

[modest ibex]

we’re matchmaking

we’re trying to play

[viral flame]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1021869834037903443/1131353984679026880/togif-4.gif

[prisma maple]

unlocked insta damage!

[inland gulch]

4/8 pub

[prisma maple]

as a side effect this causes the point sensor to go through the ground for some reason

and through walls...

[viral flame]

whatafa

[modest ibex]

lower the damage

[inland gulch]

Again
Can y'all talk about CEMU in #offtopic and not in the looking for matchmaking channel

[modest ibex]

we’re trying to matchmake

again

can u stop

[prisma maple]

we have been trying to matchmake ranked for the past 12 hours

[inland gulch]

Lmao

[viral flame]

6/8 tricolor turf war

cmon guys we just need THREE MORE!!!!

[prisma maple]

turd war*

[viral flame]

so True XD

[inland gulch]

so real!

[zenith fractal]

omw

[modest ibex]

idkkkkk i much prefer to play splatanas on the gamecube

[viral flame]

thank you gretting lets kiss

[zenith fractal]

only at the wii u kiosk demo stand

[modest ibex]

no. that’s where u get married

[zenith fractal]

O:

[modest ibex]

@viral flame

room open?

and greetings

[viral flame]

in what gaem

[zenith fractal]

what game lol

[modest ibex]

chew

[viral flame]

i dont wanna get my switch out

[prisma maple]

whatafak spin

[inland gulch]

ayyy I'm softlocked again

[thorn storm]

lmaooo I'm softlocked again

[prisma maple]

i hate handheld so much

[inland gulch]

playing handheld is kinda crazy

[modest ibex]

we can reeyoujeenx

[viral flame]

its a good thing they made a dock

[inland gulch]

no they didnt!

[modest ibex]

and pro controller

[prisma maple]

(which adds extra latency on top of the already existing huge latency)

[viral flame]

i can still play the game just fine

[inland gulch]

small indie company moment

[viral flame]

omg extra 20ms latecy

😱

[zenith fractal]

lol

[prisma maple]

most shooter games have ~24ms input latency, splatoon has 100ms+

on switch

[knotty panther]

999ms enjoyer

[zenith fractal]

lmao

[modest ibex]

nobody likes the testfire!!

[zenith fractal]

suit yourself

[knotty panther]

stingray enjoyer ):

[viral flame]

fr!!! you should keys (remove the e) yourself now!!!!

[modest ibex]

watafa

[prisma maple]

we need the 3 s2 specials in enjoyer form now

[zenith fractal]

e3enjoyer more like unfinished game enjoyer

[inland gulch]

sting ray, bubbles, armor??

[knotty panther]

INK ARMOR, STINGRAY, MISSILES, TOGETHER THEY FORM_______ SPLATOON 2!!!!

[inland gulch]

or missiles instead of bubbles ny bad

[prisma maple]

funny how it will be less finished in the end because of how many limited time modes we will lack

[modest ibex]

wow!!! what a comeback!!😜😱😜🤣🤣

[inland gulch]

i love it when small indie dev nogami makes challenges only available for 6 hours!

He's so smart!

[knotty panther]

hey inkjet is a 2 hit instead of a 5 hit like in 2, ill take it

[inland gulch]

4/8 pub

[prisma maple]

complaining about limited time modes: ❌
complaining about female gender > male gender in game: ✅

[inland gulch]

ermm estrogen ruined splatoon

trust me

[knotty panther]

splatfest idea

estro v no estro v big man

[zenith fractal]

big man will win 100%

[inland gulch]

estrogen vs testosterone vs hormone blockers

[prisma maple]

how much damage should i give point sensor to make it slightly better, i thought about making it deal 20-45 damage for direct hits

[knotty panther]

250

[stoic flicker]

make it insta kill

[inland gulch]

make it brick their switch

but if were being fr probably 35

[prisma maple]

noted, i will implement rce attack to the user's switch if point sensor is activated

[viral flame]

EnlBufferPwn activation

[inland gulch]

wait actually make bomb rush spawn in pufferfish instead of bombs

would be peak!

[prisma maple]

actually better idea

i will do russian roulette point sensor

import random
import os
import sys

chambers = input("Please enter the number of chambers (default = 6): ")

if not chambers:
    chambers = 5

elif not chambers.isdigit():
    quit("Invalid number of chambers!")

fatal_bullet = random.randint(1, int(chambers))

for x in range(1, int(chambers) + 1):
    input("Press enter to pull the trigger! ")
    if x == fatal_bullet:
        print("You just got served!")
        print("Game Over")
        start_again = input("Do you want to start again? (y/n): ")
        if start_again and start_again.lower()[0] == "y":
            os.execv(sys.executable, [sys.executable] + sys.argv)
        else:
            break
    print("You will live to see another day")

[prisma maple]

if you lose root directory is deleted

[inland gulch]

make bomb rush spawn in 3 big bubbles that come out of a big bubble blower that insta pop if touched by a bomb🤯🤯

[stoic flicker]

were there enough to fill the lobby

[prisma maple]

noted, range blaster will be the first one to get it

[inland gulch]

No

[inland gulch]

I'm leaving after that try still 4/4

[prisma maple]

we have been matchmaking for 13 hours now in ranked

[stoic flicker]

oh

[inland gulch]

hmm then add a bomb thats like a seeker but just goes in a straight line and dosent lock on opponets

then also give that to range blaster

would be strong, no?

[prisma maple]

yeah

it will be called seeker dx

[cerulean prawn]

🤔

[viral flame]

feeling cute

[narrow quest]

My NAND has 200 kilobytes free🤯

[rough drift]

Anyone up for splatoon?

[hollow latch]

4/8 in pubs

[copper mist]

imagine not having 1 byte free smh

[deft coral]

anyone online?

[modest ibex]

this is so very yummy.

[zenith fractal]

lmao

it doesnt even care what password you type in

[viral flame]

i agree.

[modest ibex]

wow.

[zenith fractal]

wow.

[modest ibex]

mine just crashes

lucky!

[stoic flicker]

did the lobby ever fill up

[shy star]

e3 is ded

[viral flame]

so true

[stoic flicker]

anyone down for pbs?

[hollow latch]

Nope died a couple times.

I gave up after 4 other attempts.

[shy star]

im down

[stoic flicker]

cool

im booting up

ill host

it’s up

[shy star]

k

gimme a sec

[shy star]

could u re-add me

i cant find u on pb fsr

[plush venture]

I like talking about cemu in sploon

How are the games going goblins

[shy star]

non-existent for the moment

[plush venture]

I’ve been working outside for a while so it will be nice to play the ink game

Mahi mahi water sounds delicious right now

You put me on bluefin i dry the ocean out

[shy star]

huh mahi mahi beach... i want that as a stage now

[plush venture]

I would love a beach as a Splatoon stage

[stoic flicker]

i got 118-0006

[thorn storm]

118-0006 (Wii U)

Support code detected, press to expand information

[plush venture]

That’s definitely coming in solat 4

[stoic flicker]

I have to remake

[jaunty swallow]

Anyone playing?

[stoic flicker]

me

and samon

[plush venture]

Duck is

And yogi

[jaunty swallow]

Duck what is your in game name?

[stoic flicker]

@shy star i sent u another friend request

[stoic flicker]

Waluigi

[jaunty swallow]

mmm

[plush venture]

Duck whos your favorite Mario character

[jaunty swallow]

It looks like you can join random rooms now

[plush venture]

If I guess it can I get an apple

[stoic flicker]

Alright

[plush venture]

Luigi

[plush venture]

I think someone said it’s a bug with privs

REALLY

DID I GET IT

[stoic flicker]

Lol idk

I don’t have a favorite

But yes i like luigi

[plush venture]

Mario is my favorite

[stoic flicker]

based

[plush venture]

Or baby Luigi from double dash specifically

[stoic flicker]

what do you mean

[shy star]

u got a room up?

[stoic flicker]

on news

its up now

[jaunty swallow]

I saw a room with your name and when i joined it was a different one

[stoic flicker]

That’s weird

[plush venture]

Splarg 2 enjoyer said that it’s a glitch

Kind of a cool glitch though

The more the merrier

[stoic flicker]

We could do a 2 v 2

@plush venture you on

[plush venture]

Nop im Doing yard work sadly

I will be later though

[stoic flicker]

was it a private battle

maybe my lobby is broke

[jaunty swallow]

Yep

[stoic flicker]

no one could join me last time

Maybe someone else should host

[shy star]

?

idt its a glitch

[jaunty swallow]

A weird glitch

[stoic flicker]

@shy star you wanna host?

[shy star]

sure

rooms opened*

[shy star]

u joining?

[jaunty swallow]

Sure

[modest ibex]

cute!

[dusty shuttle]

cuteness overload!!!

[low atlas]

11

[quiet kraken]

i would love to se wara wara plaza to :(

[modest ibex]

too much france

im deleting the plaza.

[modest ibex]

its so relaxing

[thick rampart]

thats odd

my cemu was freezing everytime i booted up anything

apparently it was something on the mlc titles folder..

[sly wraith]

everyone knows french people aren’t real

[modest ibex]

is it working now

[shy star]

who is miku?

[modest ibex]

hell naw

[sly wraith]

[thick rampart]

still trying to

there

nvm

[quiet kraken]

if someone want splat 1 advice me

[stark pond]

i want

[quiet kraken]

ok send me a fr

[quiet kraken]

wii.

[viral flame]

if you cant beat them just join them

[quiet kraken]

réglage de la langue

i dont now if is a curse bc i don now french

[viral flame]

continuez les opérations sur le Wii U GamePad

[modest ibex]

what the hell!

[quiet kraken]

are those really words?!

[viral flame]

yes

[quiet kraken]

@stark pond did you send me a friends request?

[stark pond]

i dont even know how to do it ;-;

[quiet kraken]

u in cemu or wii u

[stark pond]

cemu

[thorn storm]

To get started with Pretendo on Cemu, follow the instructions on our website https://pretendo.network/docs/install/cemu

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[quiet kraken]

well i also don't know because im in wii u

[stark pond]

haha i dk if its possible

[quiet kraken]

is posible

[stark pond]

i've be trying to go on the random battles

but no one shows up

[thick rampart]

👀

[sturdy oak]

Bruh I found one other person on regular battle

[modest ibex]

wha

i like roblox.

[quiet kraken]

they like reblox

[sturdy oak]

Me when I like roblox

[golden mist]

It like roblox

[cerulean prawn]

🤔

[burnt shoal]

https://tenor.com/view/roblox-oof-lag-gif-21127317

[viral flame]

i think the maps stopped rotating

(again)

[shy star]

wow

[viral flame]

nobody seems to be here

guess its splatanas 3 time

i need to reach catalog level 100 anyways

[narrow quest]

it is sad if they stopped rotating

[viral flame]

true

[burnt shoal]

Wanna do a pb?

[narrow quest]

In a bit

[burnt shoal]

Ok

[burnt shoal]

Ready yet?

[viral flame]

i stay winning

[burnt shoal]

https://tenor.com/view/blinkteez-gif-24946666

Period

[cerulean prawn]

Ratio

[burnt shoal]

https://tenor.com/view/yikes-david-rose-david-dan-levy-schitts-creek-gif-20774114

[cerulean prawn]

WTF is that

[burnt shoal]

https://tenor.com/view/hair-bob-hair-bob-neck-dance-gif-15060329

I dont know

[narrow quest]

I’m ready now

[burnt shoal]

Perfect

Ill tlel you when the pb is up

The room is made

Join upp

[narrow quest]

im starting my wii

im at news

[burnt shoal]

Kk

[narrow quest]

stages are stuck again😔

[burnt shoal]

😭

[narrow quest]

joining

someone should tell whoever can fix the stages

gg

[burnt shoal]

Gg

[thick rampart]

FINALLY GEEZ

[narrow quest]

does anyone want to join the pb

[jaunty swallow]

nice, wish i could make it work 😔

[jaunty swallow]

How many are playing?

[narrow quest]

2

[jaunty swallow]

i could join

[narrow quest]

gg

ill brb

[burnt shoal]

Gg

[narrow quest]

im buying a 3ds rq

wood from my dresser got lodged under my nail😭

[viral flame]

you just need a nand dump

or at least everything in mlc/sys/title

[thick rampart]

yeah thats what i did when i got it to work

it was such a stupid idea and somehow worked

lmfao

[narrow quest]

im scared to use ink strike because i dont want blood on my gamepad

[jaunty swallow]

yea i know, but i probably did something wrong in the process

[narrow quest]

gg

[burnt shoal]

Gg

[narrow quest]

brb

[viral flame]

also make sure you start wii u menu

not home menu

[narrow quest]

im back

there is blood on my gamepad😍

dark red gamepad☺️

[thick rampart]

whoops

i forgot i had the environment loader on this dump

[burnt shoal]

Gg

[narrow quest]

gg

i gtg

[burnt shoal]

AEBSBS

ALREADY?

[narrow quest]

ill be back

[burnt shoal]

Ok

Ill be on later

[narrow quest]

in like 20 minuted

or so

[burnt shoal]

Ok

Ima go play roblos in the mean time

[narrow quest]

i can play now

i bought a 3ds

[viral flame]

as it was meant to be

[narrow quest]

yayer!-Callie Cuttlefish

[tepid canopy]

https://tenor.com/view/hop-on-splatoon-hop-on-my-life-is-like-a-videogame-video-game-my-life-gif-25066811

[warm garden]

is your life not like a video game

damn

[leaden bridge]

sure

i'd like to do a private battke

ok lemme turn on my wii u

lemme know when its sent

ok hold on it crashed, wii u is restarted rn

[warm garden]

i would join but it'd be uneven

[leaden bridge]

ok lemme know when you make it

yo, could you join us?

[leaden bridge]

yo somebody else is joining, you can join with us

it'll be even

[warm garden]

nice

just give me a few minutes

[leaden bridge]

ok

[warm garden]

have to add you first or at least check if i have

[leaden bridge]

ok

[leaden bridge]

you can add me

[warm garden]

request sent

[leaden bridge]

ok

[leaden bridge]

added

I'm getting in game rn

ok you can join through me

[leaden bridge]

im in the piv battle

sunky i think

[warm garden]

i'm hibi and i am very much not the host lol

idk

sure will

yeah there was no way i was winning that

[leaden bridge]

yay

[warm garden]

gg

[leaden bridge]

gg

gg

[warm garden]

i'm coming back don't worry

[leaden bridge]

I forgey how bad I am at sniper like weapons on here

im good at them on every other game, execpt splatoon

[warm garden]

hey you got a good last splat

[leaden bridge]

true

[inland gulch]

im sorry i completely forgot about this

[leaden bridge]

ballin

[warm garden]

boink. please. the objective. stay focused on it i'm begging very respectfully

[leaden bridge]

I understand, sorry.

[warm garden]

gg

i thought you were gonna change so uh. guess i'm leaving after this lol

[leaden bridge]

gg

i suck

at splat

cya

[warm garden]

👋

[leaden bridge]

I was also thinking about Company of Heroes 2 the whole time while playing on and off