Splatoon

[golden mist]

tape that thing to your outlet 🤦‍♂️

[inland gulch]

Sent you a friend request

[burnt shoal]

WTF 😭

[narrow quest]

gorilla glue it to the outlet

[golden mist]

real

[burnt shoal]

What if i wanna take it out

[rare wharf]

whos matmat

[golden mist]

then everyone dcs

[narrow quest]

you wont

[plush venture]

Add a penny to the glueing mix to an extra charge

[burnt shoal]

LMAO

[golden mist]

real

[burnt shoal]

REMAKING

[mortal matrix]

Anyone playing Splatoon?

[cinder snow]

me, I just sent a random friend request

[rare wharf]

accepted

[inland gulch]

Made a room

[golden mist]

its a pb

[narrow quest]

https://www.ebay.com/itm/225663214655?mkcid=16&mkevt=1&mkrid=711-127632-2357-0&ssspo=NqkTgkLXRWq&sssrc=2047675&ssuid=&widget_ver=artemis&media=COPY

[plush venture]

🌎

[narrow quest]

this is the 3ds i want

idk why it doesnt have a battery indicator

[rare wharf]

it looks a bit dirty

[plush venture]

New 3Ds and 3Ds xl feel more cheep to me compared to the original

[narrow quest]

nvm

[plush venture]

Same with the ps3

[rare wharf]

r u willing to pay 150

[plush venture]

Original ps3 was like fine dining in a console

[rare wharf]

like how much you wanna spend

[narrow quest]

i just saw the back😨

[rare wharf]

ill find you one

[narrow quest]

i have a budget of $225 that im willing to spend

[plush venture]

Down payment on a steam deck

[rare wharf]

ok bet

[plush venture]

👩‍⚖️ order in court

[rare wharf]

ill find you a nice ass one after this lil splatoon match

[plush venture]

WAIT IS THE LOBBY BACK UP

[narrow quest]

my old one had that crusty ass top screen

[narrow quest]

the official lobby?

[burnt shoal]

Not yettt

[plush venture]

I don’t recommend original 3Ds as pretty as it is, it feels gross in the hands

[narrow quest]

i know, the only good og 3ds is the 2ds because of comfort

[plush venture]

Yepper

[narrow quest]

i used to have a mario maker 2ds

[plush venture]

the good ol days

[graceful quartz]

real

[rare wharf]

ok

lemme find you one

[plush venture]

🛌💤

[narrow quest]

someone sent me a hacked shiny arceus in pokemon moon in 2018 and im surprised i didnt get banned from online by using it

[rare wharf]

color?

[burnt shoal]

Booting up

[narrow quest]

preferrably blue

or black

[plush venture]

Game freak has bigger things to worry about

Like making a good game

[narrow quest]

like what pokemon to leave out of the next gen

[rare wharf]

https://www.ebay.com/itm/392605432382?hash=item5b691b7a3e:g:8bYAAOSwJFJkLEXv&amdata=enc%3AAQAIAAAA8JH3GDcnCuzf49p3A%2FpTi2gc3ilEro0SKBOJc0S0u0QaO0i%2BpqOa3CMia7BuAyp4DrPKwpsVk5580qpOagYaWYYdU0oPfOF9i%2BgMIctNzpczZrFLduLPSvNZLb%2BW7AASveVD%2Be%2Bh%2FDq5sJROhGfUQKz%2FFc9tjeB1sbj5q7C74IChhdTvNBYm8%2Bi0ul7jBuFLV5HULaunmqk43%2BwvybppQ%2F5%2B79iLUqmF%2B7FHw4qCaHl8qWV1xeCQxJ7Y%2F6ipeL80BRO74DsDXGFBfaGzH0WR25H3OvIGapC3gEQG0buZOtPZHzvPofwA%2FaoKaKvtP0haKw%3D%3D|tkp%3ABk9SR8bW-6atYg

[narrow quest]

and making a non buggy game

[plush venture]

Like what glitches to include

[rare wharf]

https://www.ebay.com/itm/134128772924?hash=item1f3ab2a73c:g:pp4AAOSwvrRisVDV&amdata=enc%3AAQAIAAAA8OWOFlIc7DyUOtXKkM%2FTEwrUQuyR2hh6tKShkzPjrlepAvHjc9qhYpqGnJxwsf5J48L340DAPi0oTzDxt63Ceb7RlifAIxqY0pycYVubUsqTl44wsSQeAgbcOLaKkXlV9qeUQUARCOaSSjd1e%2BMeJU%2Frbo0645WEhR1fEi5O9g4n%2FL9rafvcX4gp%2Fk8VVJxBrgcAy0uVY8ZZwf80xURv6%2FHhc0OyOQGTTo9QvP9Y3st4V%2BLW%2BmBzMFHHehlQTKfVaB3p2HbxgvsuUMFRfstmYr1j0iU4%2BRpKWMOkTcpaZBsR6MMcXBTBo%2BI3N7hkFzYa8Q%3D%3D|tkp%3ABk9SR8TW-6atYg

https://www.ebay.com/itm/225661898750?hash=item348a7f4ffe:g:Fe8AAOSwfjhkZt7l&amdata=enc%3AAQAIAAAA4Dgkj%2Buu%2BBl20CG%2BeeeCGNAJ%2FEb4nbLkG4POjzGgiFMM6rehe7EhGklgYrQ0JuRDXS6k6Apfp29V5e5oYuF%2BFjLKbMI06Q1UedN%2FsNH%2BlTZLnI6Kzbvye6bKguThTc%2FJv7IlZ3Hwq6buaPsSWlTobKueE8alOJnwOxcvjd%2FWr%2BLF95BrS2wfbRKvYSOJ0fxEtTjn2My%2FfSqiWrbhpmmWt4k9HRNvIHNBgGDXh8raYdtEFONsfg9tpMzojt59NESyGpl%2FdU5Upg%2BDtP49bOc7oQJL108uGZ9jGIoaLLdlTNaA|tkp%3ABFBMxNb7pq1i

[plush venture]

EVERYONE RUN

[rare wharf]

https://www.ebay.com/itm/364046867457?hash=item54c2e25c01:g:y1gAAOSwgMpkoOhF&amdata=enc%3AAQAIAAAA4OZdUuftR2GyRYLNhH7YW1I%2F%2BSOV1ckPjZe4Cu1LrGtosLZbd100KpdEZxKDfS9VIYpwzuB1YeHDdXS2Sm578YAXeNom%2BFh1dyhuV2obtxxOmr6FE642JMEOH2X7wZsTXfvWQqxLlObZe7wBJ8RNpCjhT5UmFsTPJuGuP0jM2nzqNlCewSTqCgDa%2B5rKPldzVdFR0vQ6n%2FdNOJXznoEhgC6Ci4SSfH5MuuHkYRbsPu2KsYRRNhCwwPctucAvEX2OfwId3VbwN0xa3eufc45XFEM%2B9q%2BWGt9q8hEYZdPenkDQ|tkp%3ABFBMxNb7pq1i

[plush venture]

ITS A LINK TSUNAMI 🌊

[rare wharf]

RAHHHHHHHH

anyway

[echo gulch]

THE SPAM LINK

[rare wharf]

there you go baddie

[echo gulch]

god damn

[rare wharf]

LEAVE ME ALONE

[narrow quest]

A TSUNAMI OF FOLDABLE SYSTEMS

[rare wharf]

im trying to help someone

[warm garden]

[echo gulch]

OMG A LINK TORNADO IS FORMING BYEEEE

[plush venture]

Save me I’m drowning 🚁⛑️

[rare wharf]

so wait r we doing normal lobbies or the boss ones

becauseeeeee

[echo gulch]

saves you but dies

[rare wharf]

lowkey wanna do normal ones

[plush venture]

We can do normal

[rare wharf]

bet bet bet

[plush venture]

Survives but explodes

[narrow quest]

public?

[rare wharf]

sure

fawk it

[burnt shoal]

NAUR

[plush venture]

2v2 pbs

[rare wharf]

WHA

T

[burnt shoal]

Yes

[plush venture]

We don’t have enough for pubs

[rare wharf]

why.

[narrow quest]

1/8

[burnt shoal]

Without rapid fitr

[narrow quest]

😔

[burnt shoal]

Without rapid fireeee

[rare wharf]

joining pubs

[narrow quest]

it is too late for me now

[plush venture]

Call up britian

[narrow quest]

3/8

[plush venture]

I need a favor.

[rare wharf]

be who you areeeeee

[narrow quest]

4/8

[grave hemlock]

How do I join a regular battle and find players, I just got pretendo lol

[rare wharf]

when this chat is active

[plush venture]

Hello phinias

[narrow quest]

go to lobby

[rare wharf]

but join up we have 5/8

[narrow quest]

we have a 5/8

[grave hemlock]

ok

Wait I think I'm in it

Yup

[inland gulch]

I'll join

[grave hemlock]

Thanks for the help

[plush venture]

Wonderful

[narrow quest]

when i first got pretendo i didnt realise how useful the discord is for playing splatoon

[plush venture]

No prob bob

[narrow quest]

6/8

[grave hemlock]

Is ranked more popular than regular?

[plush venture]

It’s like the only way to play

[narrow quest]

no

[plush venture]

I couldn’t imagine randomly joining pub

Ranked is more active than s3 but we play turf for the love of the game

[narrow quest]

it took me an hour to get 2 matches in😭

[plush venture]

@burnt shoal pub

[grave hemlock]

Splatoon 1 map design is better than 3 imo

[narrow quest]

i can blackmail my brother now😈

[plush venture]

Not an opinion, a FACT!

[grave hemlock]

I hate playing the same 3 map designs with different branding

[narrow quest]

he borrowed my old iphone to sneak his phone into an event and our parents dont know

[plush venture]

And they aren’t even good map designs

Dced

[rare wharf]

what woul dyou get out of it tho

[grave hemlock]

What happened to splatoon feeling like both a shooter and adventur-ish game

[plush venture]

@grave hemlock be prepared for slot of disconnects and errors

[warm garden]

look at mahi-mahi. look at how they massacred my boy

[plush venture]

They are normal

[grave hemlock]

Ok

[narrow quest]

only good new s3 map is umi ami ruins

[warm garden]

being as marketable as possible

[plush venture]

The fact they haven’t fixed the bolloon in s3 yet is staggering

Call me a dark souls boss because I am STAGGERED

LETS GO

[inland gulch]

Yay

[narrow quest]

8/8

[weary yarrow]

is splatoon 1 active rn ?

[plush venture]

Yez

[narrow quest]

yes

[shy star]

the void...

[narrow quest]

gg

[plush venture]

Gg

Masooni is GOOD

[inland gulch]

Gg

[grave hemlock]

GG

[rare wharf]

THANK YEW BLANCH <3

[narrow quest]

the only problem with getting a japanese 3ds is the setup and stuff

[inland gulch]

Im so bad

[rare wharf]

google translate

use the camera with the app

[plush venture]

You’re all good you’ll improve

[grave hemlock]

Homebrewed Wii U is so good

[narrow quest]

i only know basic japanese speaking

[rare wharf]

do you speak it at home?

[narrow quest]

no

[plush venture]

The only Japanese I know is from animal crossing on GameCube

[rare wharf]

o

[plush venture]

Which is like how to spell 3 words

[narrow quest]

i live in wisconsin, the land of the cheese

[rare wharf]

kind of wish my language was more used lol

[plush venture]

Cheese land

[inland gulch]

I hate people who leave
What momy's boy doesn't have the balls to play kids games

[rare wharf]

my language is literally ancient

[narrow quest]

gg

[plush venture]

GG

[rare wharf]

YES OMG

GG

[plush venture]

Almost brought it back

Amazing game

[narrow quest]

can you cast wii u to a 3ds and use the 3ds as a controller

[inland gulch]

I need to improve my skillz

[hardy epoch]

do you guys mind if I join you guys?

[jaunty frigate]

Is there anyone playing right now？

[narrow quest]

we have a lobby

[jaunty frigate]

Is it private or public

[steep forum]

how many slots r there

[narrow quest]

public

we are in a match rn

[steep forum]

wait public lobbies exist? or do u mean turf

[narrow quest]

ye

gg

[plush venture]

Gg

[rare wharf]

lemme change weapon

[plush venture]

These are amazing games

NOOOOO

[rare wharf]

OK

[plush venture]

changing weopons is a death sentence

[grave hemlock]

Why does splatoon 3 feel so colorful yet dull at the same time

[rare wharf]

i wanna use sniper so bad

i feel like splatoon 3 is this game on crack

like splatoon 3 makes mee feel like im just playing this game but better

[plush venture]

Splatoon 3 is this game thrown in the trash and left to rot

[rare wharf]

splatoon 2 is....

ass

to me

[plush venture]

Splatoon 2 Turf war is actually at it’s Peak Right now

[steep forum]

s3 is fun

[plush venture]

I agree with you

[rare wharf]

idk why, the music is garbage, the content, nothing until octo came out

its a rushed barely put together game

[plush venture]

But s2 Turf is the best thing in the series rn

[rare wharf]

uhm

dk abt that

idk i like 3 turf better

[steep forum]

s2 was being developed while s1 was still having updates

[plush venture]

Almost every lobby is a squid party death match

A couple of people hangout and the rest right in 1v1s

[steep forum]

I like s1 turf the most bc the maps are huge

[plush venture]

It’s so cool

[rare wharf]

THIS

[velvet dagger]

counterarguement

[plush venture]

I’m more saying the state that s2 Turf is in right now

[rare wharf]

when 3 of my mains r pictured

[plush venture]

S2 is the worst game in the series

But it’s turfwar is fun right now since everyone either squid parties or 1v1s

[rare wharf]

i mained the kensa .52 gal

[plush venture]

MODS

[rare wharf]

NO

SHUT UP

[plush venture]

TAKE EM AWAY BOYS

[steep forum]

In splatoon 2 I mained rollers

[plush venture]

AND THROW AWAY THE KEY

[steep forum]

just like splatoon 1

but splatoon 3 rollers feel bad so i use dualies

[plush venture]

Splatoon 3 would be my favorite if it had better maps

[inland gulch]

YES

[steep forum]

splatoon 3 is my favourite as much as i love s1

[narrow quest]

i dced

[plush venture]

S3 has the best loading icon in the series

[narrow quest]

1/8

[steep forum]

theres just so much content in splatoon 3

[rare wharf]

splat 1 mains: splattershot (bomb rush one), refurbished splatling mini
splat 2 mains: kensa .52 gal, kensa mini splatling
splat 3 mains: any mini splatling, .52 gal, soda splattershot, and both basic splatanas

[plush venture]

https://youtu.be/YtY4V8JNyG0

Game of the year just for this

[rare wharf]

yup

[plush venture]

I main Neo machine

And only Neo machine

[rare wharf]

oh.

[plush venture]

(And ink brush and krakon roller)

[rare wharf]

which psych ward should i register you into

i used to be INSANE with the ink brush, but i started maining other things

[steep forum]

how do public lobbies work

[rare wharf]

you join em

[narrow quest]

i just saw someone on tik tok shipping callie and marie😨

[plush venture]

My thrown should suffice

[rare wharf]

thas it

[rare wharf]

...

[steep forum]

I havent been on pretendo much

[rare wharf]

they work the same as the og game idd

did*

the room fills, you play, finish, then decide to play or leave

[plush venture]

They work like they did with a lot more errors and search loops

[steep forum]

ohhh turf

[rare wharf]

5/8 btw

[steep forum]

[plush venture]

Rebooting

Who sings and nervously sweats

[hardy epoch]

in ur lobby lol

[plush venture]

That is a very specific and good emoji

[steep forum]

this screen will be the figurative and literal death of me

[rare wharf]

omg slay

NEW PFP

[plush venture]

Anyone need some refreshments

[rare wharf]

naur

[plush venture]

[rare wharf]

oh my god

[hardy epoch]

how did you do that?

[plush venture]

SPIDER

[steep forum]

[rare wharf]

ima web you up bitchhh

[steep forum]

I just joined a turf war lobby lol

[hardy epoch]

no the screenshot 😭

[steep forum]

oh

[warm garden]

they're playing through an emulator

[steep forum]

I use cemu

[hardy epoch]

ohhh

[warm garden]

holy shit it's spider-man

[plush venture]

I Am goku….

[steep forum]

or you can buy a capture card

[rare wharf]

god damn like 4 people just joined at the same time

[rare wharf]

yes it me

[steep forum]

tbh getting out my wii u is probably more comfortable but im too lazy to plug everything in 😭

[plush venture]

Blanch brings a kingdom

I am blanch and this is my kingdom

[rare wharf]

i want chai rn

do i get chai or wait for one person to join

[plush venture]

RUN

Go get

[rare wharf]

FUCK NO CHAI IS HOT ASF

[steep forum]

I dont even remember what weapon im using

[plush venture]

Neo machine I think

Oh wait no that’s me

[rare wharf]

you and this damn sticker

[plush venture]

KING ME

[rare wharf]

ok.

[plush venture]

You will see a lot

[steep forum]

I was thinking about backporting range's 3d model from s3 to s1

[plush venture]

I use them every other message

[rare wharf]

ok if we dont get someone ima just go grab chai like a bad bitch

ok chai time

[plush venture]

Graaaaaaaab

[rare wharf]

brb

[steep forum]

I love timing out

it is sooooo fun

[plush venture]

I think there’s a model back port already on game nana

5/8

[steep forum]

I checked and there doesnt seem to be

[plush venture]

6/8

[plush zealot]

Anyone playing public turf wars rn?

[hardy epoch]

us

[steep forum]

ya hop on

[hardy epoch]

6/8

[narrow quest]

if kosa passes im going to be disowned

lol

[plush zealot]

sure im booting my wiiu rn

[plush venture]

What’s kosa

[narrow quest]

search kosa 2023 on tik tok

[plush venture]

Don’t have tok

I will try google

[steep forum]

[narrow quest]

its a bill that lets your parents see your screen constantly and see your search history, as well as being able to filter content you see

[plush venture]

LETS GO ADULT ONLY SPLATOON IS A REALITY

[plush venture]

Yeah that sounds miserable

Dudes in government learn how to use Face ID and this is the bills they pass

It’s over when they learn how to download apps

[steep forum]

timeout incoming

[narrow quest]

i hope it doesnt get passed, it is literally just internet policing plus i have many secrets my parents would find out about if it passes

[plush venture]

Everyone ready

HOORAY!

[plush zealot]

searching...

[plush venture]

It literally only affects kids who already have helicopter parents

[steep forum]

also turns out im using vslosh

[narrow quest]

what about when they find out about 2 factor authentication😨

[narrow quest]

i do😔

[thick rampart]

you guys still on pubs?

[steep forum]

ye

[plush venture]

Yez

[rare wharf]

kosa wont pass

[thick rampart]

had to reinstall aroma due to crashes

[narrow quest]

my mom is a helicopter parent but my dad isnt

[rare wharf]

dont speak it into existence please

[plush venture]

Kosa splattershot pro

That’s all I can think when you type kosa

[rare wharf]

im gay and west asian ill be thrown out my house so fast

[plush venture]

Brain rotten

[narrow quest]

my family is super religious and if they found out...

[plush zealot]

got an error

[steep forum]

just keep trying

[narrow quest]

id be disowned and my devices would be destroyed😍

[rare wharf]

same

[plush zealot]

im restarting my game

[steep forum]

the timer keeps going up but no ones joining

[narrow quest]

anyways

2/8

[steep forum]

im in purgatory

[rare wharf]

searching

[steep forum]

its gone up again

4/8

[plush venture]

Blanch to the rescue

[steep forum]

Wish nintendo would just say outright they arent gonna bring back the servers

😭

[plush venture]

Me too

[steep forum]

instead of eternal maintenance

[plush zealot]

searching...

[plush venture]

I’d honestly be sad if they brought them back

[rare wharf]

same

no more of this

[narrow quest]

pretendo would be so much more active if they did

[plush venture]

I feel like it would stunt pretendos growth

[thick rampart]

searching...

[rare wharf]

literally

5/8

[thick rampart]

oh cool

[steep forum]

OH?

[rare wharf]

7/

8

[steep forum]

one more

begging

[thick rampart]

no error surprisingly?

[steep forum]

on my knees

[plush zealot]

error

[steep forum]

this is a shit rote but i dont even care

ERYYY

[thick rampart]

8

[plush zealot]

8/8

[rare wharf]

PERIODDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[plush venture]

[narrow quest]

yay

[plush zealot]

gg

[steep forum]

[rare wharf]

changing weapon

[plush venture]

For my birthday it would be a great gift for everyone to play Neo machine with me

[hardy epoch]

whats that

[plush zealot]

k

[plush venture]

A weopon

[thick rampart]

i don't think i have it..

[narrow quest]

when is it

[steep forum]

changjng weapon too

[plush venture]

The most beautiful weopon in the game ever

[rare wharf]

[thick rampart]

F to the host

congrats

[hardy epoch]

oh the splat weapon lol

im tripin

[plush zealot]

im too broke for the machine

[narrow quest]

i need to be level 18

[plush venture]

Machine costs big bucks

[rare wharf]

JUST EDIT UR SAVES

ahem

[narrow quest]

im on aroma

[hardy epoch]

😦

[rare wharf]

edit ur saves

[plush venture]

Save editing

[steep forum]

I just transferred my NNID save to my PNID account

[plush venture]

Earning your coins

[steep forum]

[rare wharf]

you can switch back to tiramisu

just load into it, perform the mod, go back to aroma

[narrow quest]

tiramisu doesnt get updates anymore

[rare wharf]

thats what i did

[plush zealot]

I like the feeling of progression

[plush venture]

I miss tiramisu

[rare wharf]

you can just load into tiramisu then load out

[narrow quest]

what did you use to get the full save

[steep forum]

I dont

[thick rampart]

i forgot i had the octoling gender set

[plush venture]

Everyone said it was the new hot thing when it came out

[hardy epoch]

is lobby full?

[plush venture]

Now look at it

[rare wharf]

https://gbatemp.net/threads/wii-u-save-files-compilation.427761/

[thick rampart]

so can't even buy anything because if i try to i crash

[velvet dagger]

now to join pubs

[rare wharf]

last splatoon save under its tab

[plush venture]

AH

[rare wharf]

be scared.

[velvet dagger]

i just have 1 more level before i can buy all the weapons at the shop

[rare wharf]

BOO

[plush venture]

👻

[rare wharf]

AH FUCK

[plush venture]

Counter horror

[rare wharf]

why.

:|

1/8

[steep forum]

I lost my og save so i just save edited everything i had back

[plush venture]

Hey masooni

[rare wharf]

what.

[plush venture]

|| ||

[rare wharf]

ok.

[plush venture]

Damn it

[rare wharf]

AND I DCEDDDDD

[plush venture]

Do you see what it is

[rare wharf]

woo

yes.

[steep forum]

6/8

[plush venture]

GOOD

[rare wharf]

I HATE IT

:|

[plush zealot]

i think im stuck on the searching screen

[plush venture]

I’m known throughout the land as somewhat of a king

[steep forum]

7/8

[hardy epoch]

how did you guys transfer your own nnid to pnid?

[rare wharf]

[hardy epoch]

I had to make a new acc for it 😭

[plush venture]

Dumpling on homebrew store channel

Nvm actually

[warm garden]

savemii

[narrow quest]

im trying to use nusspli lite to get splatoon fromm disc to digital but it shows a black screen

[plush venture]

Why do you wanna play splatin digitally yog

You can’t eject disc that way

[narrow quest]

does it let you open games

[plush zealot]

2/8

[narrow quest]

ive tried getting splatoon with the tiramisu version but it says the nnid was deleted

[thick rampart]

GG

[rare wharf]

ill try tmrw

[steep forum]

ayy gg

[thorn storm]

lmaoo gg

[narrow quest]

the tiramisu version doesnt let you open the games you download, i tried to get splatoon through it and it doesnt let me open it

i dont want to break my disc from playing it too much

[steep forum]

time to change weapon

[thick rampart]

no piracy please

[narrow quest]

i used it to dump my disc

at least i am trying to

[rare wharf]

theyre disabled O_O

[hardy epoch]

yeah same

[plush venture]

No pirates here

[thick rampart]

host disconnected again

[plush venture]

🏴‍☠️

[hardy epoch]

wait no im trippin

[thick rampart]

wait does the lite version even count?

[narrow quest]

no, it doesnt download, only installs

[hardy epoch]

i bought mine last minute on eshop

[thick rampart]

hm...

[hardy epoch]

I reallly wanted this game

[warm garden]

it's not piracy if they're ripping it from their own disc and aren't sending it to anyone

[thick rampart]

well im not sure if it should count then

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[plush venture]

Good on you for getting it

[thick rampart]

since you're actually dumping your disc and installing it

[velvet dagger]

4/8

[thick rampart]

you're good then

[modest ibex]

🦅

[narrow quest]

i want to dump the disc so i dont have to use it and can preserve the physical of the game

[steep forum]

3 more

[thick rampart]

still searching...

[steep forum]

1 more

[velvet dagger]

7/8

[thick rampart]

0521

lemme guess

its gonna give me 0006

knew it

[rare wharf]

my wifi died on my wii u

it just keeps saying i have no connection

[steep forum]

noice

[rare wharf]

rebooting splatooooon

[steep forum]

ooft

[thick rampart]

oh im on standby i guess

[modest ibex]

please @viral flame come online.

[plush zealot]

3/8

[viral flame]

ok

[narrow quest]

gg

[viral flame]

@modest ibex

hi

wheres splatoon gaming

[narrow quest]

brb

[velvet dagger]

we really did not have good painting weapons

[rare wharf]

have yall been playing

[steep forum]

rip

[rare wharf]

i cannot find a lobbt

[steep forum]

ok im embarassed how did i paint that low

[hardy epoch]

fr 😭

[steep forum]

gg

[thick rampart]

gg

[narrow quest]

there is a sharp pain in my foot😎

[steep forum]

splatoon 3 taking way to long for its mid season patch to come out

[hardy epoch]

any pub lobbies rn

[steep forum]

gg

[velvet dagger]

this map is terrible

[steep forum]

ikr

this rote is so bad

[viral flame]

new shooting range coming to splatoon 4

[narrow quest]

i wish

[velvet dagger]

7/8

[low atlas]

4

[weary yarrow]

if connect my wii u nintendo id to my switch will i get banned

[steep forum]

is this gonna be a timeout moment

[thick rampart]

yep

[steep forum]

I think i might skedaddle and work on some model mods for this game for funsies as i have just gotten food

[velvet dagger]

4/8

[steep forum]

sblast over range sounds funny

[modest ibex]

here baba

[velvet dagger]

6/8

[viral flame]

is it open

[modest ibex]

on

no

[velvet dagger]

7/8

[dreamy hornet]

spoon

[modest ibex]

i was on the menu

very calm 10/10

[modest ibex]

lobby up

join rn

[viral flame]

i just ranked up!

[modest ibex]

why are u using vsbots

now u have to reboot

dumbahh

[viral flame]

no i dont

[modest ibex]

oh ur here

good

[narrow quest]

ill probably have to buy the old 3ds xl

[modest ibex]

is this white wring even server sided

[viral flame]

idk

wya

no i cant see it

[velvet dagger]

6/8

[thick rampart]

oh god the skalop clone is back

[modest ibex]

freefly fun!

lemme make always movable into a graphics pack

[viral flame]

hold up gotta pause my online game

[modest ibex]

bc i forgot to turn it on at boot

[modest ibex]

ok ur sharing that this instant.

i want to get non readable text online!

[viral flame]

i have to see if dcing online like that works

start gaem

[modest ibex]

im not done

[viral flame]

wtf

[dusty shuttle]

nice rank

[viral flame]

thanks this splatfest sure is a lot

[low atlas]

2

[viral flame]

did i dc

[modest ibex]

likely

no

u broke the entire lobby

dumbahh

[viral flame]

trolled!

[modest ibex]

that is a very yummy address tho

[viral flame]

should rename it to lobby breaker

[modest ibex]

wait i think i saw it online

is it the one that says pause on

also join bac

acc

lemme reboot

[viral flame]

wtf just as i join

give me always movable

[modest ibex]

u alr have it

[viral flame]

wat

[modest ibex]

and if u dont ur nerd!!

join

[velvet dagger]

6/8

[viral flame]

ok wheres my copy of splatheap then

[thick rampart]

not again

[modest ibex]

the waat

what

[thick rampart]

expect the koppepan guy to play like skalop

like full tryhard

[grave hemlock]

My question is how are people level 50

[rare wharf]

save editingn

[grave hemlock]

Ohhhh

Makes sense

[rare wharf]

loading up splatoon rn

anyone on?

[thick rampart]

yeah publics..

[rare wharf]

bet bet

[grave hemlock]

My lobby just crashed :/

[modest ibex]

FUCK YOU

not yous

just phene

[viral flame]

i did nothing

!!

[modest ibex]

as they should!

[rare wharf]

searching

[thick rampart]

HE LEFT

GOOD

[golden mist]

Real

[rare wharf]

who let

left*

[thick rampart]

#1070381730424438814 message

[modest ibex]

thats not very joyous.

[rare wharf]

??

[hardy epoch]

is anyone on rn?

[rare wharf]

OHH

[modest ibex]

also bootloop

[rare wharf]

ok

YES IM IN WOO

[hardy epoch]

nvm

[hollow latch]

I hate that boot loop

Often is caused by client not connecting to the server.

[velvet dagger]

7/8

[thick rampart]

NOO HES BACK

FUCK

[hardy epoch]

lets goo

[hollow latch]

Who's back?

[hardy epoch]

mame

gg

[thick rampart]

do you even see this guy's playstyle?

its so fucking similar to skalop

[hardy epoch]

thats wild

[jaunty swallow]

oh that guy

[modest ibex]

thats crazy

[warm garden]

someone did mention playing against both accounts so maybe they pull from the same place when it comes to play style inspiration

[hollow latch]

It was me that played against them both a couple times back when Skalop was around.

[rare wharf]

why does everyone hate this dude

[thick rampart]

SERIOUSLY

HE ACTUALLY SQUIDBAGGED ME

[modest ibex]

lol

[rare wharf]

hold on dude why does everyone not like this skalop person

[jaunty swallow]

bc hes too gud

[rare wharf]

thats it?

[jaunty swallow]

i guess

[thick rampart]

yes

[hardy epoch]

lol

[rare wharf]

is he good? or does he just make lobbies not fun by tryharding

which one

[thick rampart]

yup

making lobbies not fun by tryharding

[viral flame]

theyre just bad at the game

[thick rampart]

[rare wharf]

because if he was a tryhard that made lobbies miserable he can fuck himself

[hollow latch]

I assume Imora just have PTSD of Skalop.

[thick rampart]

YES IT IS

[rare wharf]

no one enjoys that

thats just being an ass

[hollow latch]

Welcome to Splatoon.

Happens in all 3

[jaunty swallow]

lobby froze

[thick rampart]

the fuck

[hollow latch]

I hope not

[thick rampart]

how did it freeze?

[hardy epoch]

bruhh

[rare wharf]

froze?

[thick rampart]

there

[hardy epoch]

nope

[hollow latch]

There we go.

[rare wharf]

no its perfectly fine lol

[jaunty swallow]

nvm

for me at least

[rare wharf]

do yall just wanna play privs and not play with this dude then

[modest ibex]

because imora told u its not fun?

[rare wharf]

no

[modest ibex]

sure

[rare wharf]

ok lol

[viral flame]

im coming to public

[rare wharf]

i mean if most of the lobby hates playing with the person lets just do priv

[modest ibex]

you just said it

[rare wharf]

said what

[modest ibex]

youre following what everyone thinks instead of having your own opinion on the topic

[modest ibex]

i cant find a lobby

[rare wharf]

you must be delusional because nowhere did i agree with anyone who said they hated skalop

[modest ibex]

its not very joyous.

[thick rampart]

its not even fun

[modest ibex]

player too good! banned!

[hardy epoch]

lfmaoo

[viral flame]

neither can i

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[thick rampart]

its like his brother or smth?

[dusty shuttle]

whos skalop

[rare wharf]

i personally dont give a fuck but like, if most people are not having fun why not get rid of the source thats ruining everyones time?

[rare wharf]

some dude people hate because he is too good at the game

[jaunty swallow]

connection lost

[hollow latch]

RIP lobby

[dusty shuttle]

bruh

[rare wharf]

rejoining

[thick rampart]

F host

[modest ibex]

who

[thick rampart]

its sarcasm

[thick rampart]

[viral flame]

then dont bitch

[thick rampart]

wish i can block him tho

[viral flame]

lmao

[thick rampart]

in friend list i mean

if that actually worked

[jaunty swallow]

are we still doing pubs

[rare wharf]

yeah

[viral flame]

yeah if i can stop getting 0521

[modest ibex]

The software will close.
Do you want to proceed?

this is very trye

[viral flame]

Unsaved data will be lost.

[modest ibex]

Close

[thick rampart]

well if i don't play then the lobby is dead

fair reason right?

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[thick rampart]

PIRACY WARNING

[modest ibex]

wheres the censor??

i am so telling jon pretendo 😡

[viral flame]

it's actually the lite version.

wtf.

[hollow latch]

lol

[thick rampart]

it should say lite on it then

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[rare wharf]

PIRACY!!!!!!! (the console is literally fucking dead and the companies make no money off of it)

[modest ibex]

do you comit piracy

[rare wharf]

wait let me rephrase

[thick rampart]

just don't admit to it then

[modest ibex]

the rephrase: (except me)

HELP

wow.

[hollow latch]

Funny and sad since all emulation and p-servers are like that.

[modest ibex]

jon pretendo gone wild

[rare wharf]

im just joking imora chill 😭

[thick rampart]

it should have lite below the icon

[rare wharf]

I GOT A FUCKING LOBBY

[thick rampart]

people could get confused by it

[rare wharf]

YOU BITCHES BETTAH JOIN PUBS

NEOW

[thick rampart]

im stuck searching

[modest ibex]

im trying noob

[hollow latch]

Stuck in loading

[rare wharf]

hey.

thats mean

shut up

:|

[modest ibex]

oh no!

[rare wharf]

yes

[modest ibex]

i hurt masooni feelings..

[rare wharf]

you did

apologize

or dont

[rare wharf]

if not board up your windowa ill find you shortly

[hollow latch]

Bro chill.

[modest ibex]

vayaina

[jaunty swallow]

no one joined

liers

😠

[rare wharf]

lmao?

[modest ibex]

if i only could

[hollow latch]

we had a lobby and host disconnected and couple of us are stuck searching/

[modest ibex]

💔

[thick rampart]

well restarting then

[hollow latch]

I'll probably update then restart

[velvet dagger]

made a lobby

[thick rampart]

it should have this instead then

[hollow latch]

Okay dude we get it.

[rare wharf]

bro it is not that deep

is there a match going on rn

[warm garden]

why are we getting so heated over software

[viral flame]

Does It Look Like I Care

who gives af about piracy when jon pretendo was suggesting it to people a few years ago 😭

[rare wharf]

(who is that)

[viral flame]

not like nintendos gonna go bankrupt when i download mario tennis ultra smash

[jaunty swallow]

the owner iirc

[rare wharf]

iirc?

[warm garden]

it matters here because the server could get shut down for distributing roms which. yeah let's avoid that

[jaunty swallow]

if I remember correctly

[rare wharf]

oh lol

[viral flame]

im not distributing shit

[hollow latch]

2/8

[rare wharf]

ok lets not get into this argument

[warm garden]

i'm just explaining why piracy discussion matters

[thick rampart]

you literally don't use the lite version

[rare wharf]

who cares what others do

[warm garden]

i'm not accusing anyone of anything

[rare wharf]

OH MY GOD

PLEASE

[viral flame]

i havent advocated for anyone to pirate either. imora just shits himself whenever he sees something remotely close to piracy on my screen

[jaunty swallow]

what

[rare wharf]

CAN WE JUST PLAY PUBS

[viral flame]

pls, imora, stfu

thanks

[thick rampart]

alright fucking fine

[rare wharf]

and not talk about this shit

because its fucking worthless

anyways

3/8

[hollow latch]

3/8

[rare wharf]

yall ever wonder how those mukbang bitches arent 600 lbs

4/8

[hollow latch]

4/8

[jaunty swallow]

nice im in

[hollow latch]

Looks like the lobby is a RIP

[jaunty swallow]

yep

[rare wharf]

:/

[hardy epoch]

mane

[rare wharf]

we trying again?

[hollow latch]

I am lol

[rare wharf]

there doesnt seem to be anyone else here

fuck it

[hardy epoch]

privates?

[rare wharf]

hmmm

mayhaps

if theres a fourth

[jaunty swallow]

how many are playing rn?

[rare wharf]

3

[hardy epoch]

3

[rare wharf]

windows you wanna host a priv?

[jaunty swallow]

sure

[rare wharf]

ok let this timer run out

[hardy epoch]

also is there splatfests?

[jaunty swallow]

they tried before

[hardy epoch]

oh dang

[jaunty swallow]

dont remember what happend

[rare wharf]

yeah there are

is the server up?

[hardy epoch]

wait

[jaunty swallow]

in a sec

[rare wharf]

ok

[hardy epoch]

pnid?

[rare wharf]

friend me

[thick rampart]

sorry for the argument from earlier..

[rare wharf]

join through me

youre fine

[jaunty swallow]

its ok dude

[hardy epoch]

add me back lol

[rare wharf]

both sides were getting way too into the argument for no reaosn

oh sorry sneak lol

[thick rampart]

yeah its fine.. both of us were getting way into that

[hardy epoch]

ur good

[thick rampart]

thanks

[rare wharf]

i dont have a request from u?

aaaaaaaaaaaaaand i soft locked my console

awesome

[hardy epoch]

breh

same 😭

[rare wharf]

bro 😭

[jaunty swallow]

dang

ok rooms made

you can join now

[rare wharf]

booting

[hardy epoch]

win whats ur pnid

[rare wharf]

sneak did you ever send a fr

[hollow latch]

The pain of restarting cemu for PB

[hardy epoch]

i think it soft locked before i could

also my wiiu is not turning of rn

[rare wharf]

here lemme close app and ill send one

[hardy epoch]

uhhh

[thick rampart]

thank god console just automatically refreshes it..

its weird how cemu dosen't do that?

[rare wharf]

i tried to like cemu but the familiarity of the gamepad is just too good

[jaunty swallow]

Franco_243

[thick rampart]

are you guys hyped for the wii u menu/title switchng support?

[hardy epoch]

kk

[hollow latch]

Bright side is it loads far faster then console.

[thick rampart]

on cemu

[thorn storm]

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[rare wharf]

what is this?

[jaunty swallow]

wait what

[thick rampart]

#pretendo message

check it out

the video comes from the cemu discord

[rare wharf]

oh that shit is sick

i mean i have a console so not really

[jaunty swallow]

OMG IT LOOKS SO COOL

[thick rampart]

yeee

[rare wharf]

im kind of excited for nintendos new console

[thick rampart]

of course having the wii u menu would mean an actual dump..

so...

[rare wharf]

ill be able to pre order it because ill be able to buy it myself

yall think itll be portable?

[thick rampart]

probably?

[hardy epoch]

sent it

[rare wharf]

im hoping so

[thick rampart]

although people want more of a powerful console

[rare wharf]

so i can carry my console around when im at uni

[thick rampart]

so i doubt it?

[jaunty swallow]

itll be neat if nintendo keeps with the portable format

[rare wharf]

either way im excited

ill just use my switch vita or 3ds

couldnt connect to ur lobby

[hardy epoch]

uh oh

[thick rampart]

personally the switch dosen't actually count as a home console

the wii u does ofc

[jaunty swallow]

ah

[rare wharf]

its neither home nor portable

[thick rampart]

its a hybrid

yeah

[rare wharf]

its literally a hybrid

[jaunty swallow]

ok ill remake the room in a bit

[rare wharf]

ok

[hardy epoch]

alr

[rare wharf]

and look at this cool ass thing i found

https://crkd.gg/collections/all-nitrodecks

[thick rampart]

btw have you guys heard xbox fixed their matchmaking servers?

[rare wharf]

this literally makes ur switch a steam deck

[hollow latch]

I dont play Xbox as much

[rare wharf]

i dont even have one

[thick rampart]

yeah but i mean specifically in the 360

matchmaking for several games were broken

[rare wharf]

they updated the 360...?

[thick rampart]

minecraft and the cod games

[rare wharf]

why

oh wait

probs because of the new game pass thing

[thick rampart]

kinda...? mostly server-side

[rare wharf]

since more people will be playing older games

[brittle bramble]

But why minecraft?

[thick rampart]

like the matchmaking for minecraft 360 edition and most of the old cod games were broken for years

and they all got fixed recently

[brittle bramble]

Thats not backwards compatible

[thick rampart]

probably uses the same matchmaking system?

[rare wharf]

i think it will become an owned game for people who play the 360 digital verison

because i think peopole still play that alot

or theyre just outsourcing their older servers to host the new activity from the newer consoles

[thick rampart]

xbox 360's matchmaking was broken for years

[rare wharf]

since gamepass has all the old cods now

[thick rampart]

yep

[modest ibex]

disabled respawn animation so good

[thick rampart]

i wonder how theses technically work on the wii u servers

[modest ibex]

very ez to make i just had to modify a bit the suicide code

[thick rampart]

for both bo2 and minecraft

[rare wharf]

whaaaaaaat the fuck

[thick rampart]

yoooo

[rare wharf]

whys that so cool wtf