Splatoon

[chrome trail]

We all just vanished

[viral flame]

mr grizz

[narrow quest]

6/8

[uneven cradle]

I love my Splatoon Lobby
Looking away time
I love my Splatoon Lobby
Where is my Splatoon Lobby

[narrow quest]

7/8

[inland gulch]

Brb going to do a bit of school stuff

[inland gulch]

blud has the lgbtv monitor 😭😭💀

5/8 :3

I am toasty

[narrow quest]

if we dont get a splatoon 1 port for the next system we storm nintendo hq

8/8

[inland gulch]

omg i got in

slau

slay

[uneven cradle]

I didn't RAA

[chrome trail]

The disconnects are crazy

[viral flame]

I've had it for like 12y

[uneven cradle]

Pretendo doing it's thing

[inland gulch]

I only got one in splat 1

[chrome trail]

Pretendo running on a hamster

[uneven cradle]

Runs on my home server (old)

[viral flame]

It secretly runs on Jon's wiiu

[inland gulch]

But I mean thats not too far from nintendos servers lol

[uneven cradle]

"THe connection has been lost"

[chrome trail]

That means the hamster is out of breath

[uneven cradle]

The servers sure aren't doing well, even MK8 decided to mess around todsay

[uneven cradle]

No wheel spin for power, no Splatoon for you

[viral flame]

im just waiting to host my own splatoon server

[chrome trail]

Lmao

HOW ARE PEOPLE LEAVING

ISTG

[narrow quest]

gg

[inland gulch]

spawn camping strong

[chrome trail]

I’m stuck in this stupid lobby with idk and Izzy 😭

[uneven cradle]

Pretnedo Servers when there is more then one lobby

[inland gulch]

7/8

[light gulch]

We will be here till the heat death of the universe. Or the timer runs out

[inland gulch]

Personally I think that the spawn boxes in splat 3 didnt help too much with the spawn camping

[narrow quest]

i want it on switch!!!

[warm garden]

and there's the error

[chrome trail]

In an alternate universe

[narrow quest]

the good universe

[viral flame]

Just install cemu on your switch

It's not that hard!

[chrome trail]

WHAT

[inland gulch]

ermm cheater cheater

8/8

[narrow quest]

idk how to mod a switch lite and i dont want to brick my oled trying

[inland gulch]

Bruh switch modding requires a enginnering phd to do it right

[chrome trail]

You can’t mod a switch lite

[chrome trail]

No 😭

[dusty shuttle]

it's easy to mod your 3ds-

[dusty shuttle]

you can

[viral flame]

It just took me a 3D printer and a paperclip

[dusty shuttle]

with a chip

[chrome trail]

The switch oled and switch lite requires a modded chip tho. You’d have to open it up

[chrome trail]

Yeah

[light gulch]

If I ever get a new switch I’ll probably mod my current one

[chrome trail]

But if you have a version 1 switch you can mod with an sd card and a paper clip

[chrome trail]

Which one do you have

[inland gulch]

Mmmm too hard for me I stick with 3ds and wii u cause I dont have to open anything up

[dusty shuttle]

dont you need to be on a specific firmware version

[narrow quest]

i only have a lite and oled

[light gulch]

og one

[dusty shuttle]

even if you have a v1 switch

[chrome trail]

No

[dusty shuttle]

oh really?

[uneven cradle]

I'll stick with 3DS and Wii U because... I don't need any of the newer consoles, neither do I got the money for it

[chrome trail]

Atmosphere team, keeps it up to date with the switch

[inland gulch]

Another reasonable answer

[narrow quest]

gg

[chrome trail]

You’d have to replace your updated atmosphere files sometime or else you can’t boot into cfw with an updated firmware

[viral flame]

It's a hardware exploit

[inland gulch]

7/8

[narrow quest]

mine is broken and i have to wait till august to get a new one sadly

[viral flame]

emuMMC:

[chrome trail]

I’m to lazy to make an emu nand

[narrow quest]

i mod every console i have that can be softmodded

modding makes the console so much more enjoyable

[viral flame]

It's 2 clicks lol

[chrome trail]

Same, but they’re Nintendo consoles

[chrome trail]

Bleh

[inland gulch]

I cant hardware mod cause its very hard

someone get in omg

[narrow quest]

im waiting for the switch to be abandoned so it is possible to softmod

[inland gulch]

I like software

[chrome trail]

My modded switch is banned anyways

[chrome trail]

It won’t be for a very long time

[viral flame]

L

[chrome trail]

Nintendo still fucks with the 3DS

[narrow quest]

its so sad when nintendo wont let me get dolphin, cemu, and other emulators on my switch

[inland gulch]

3ds>>>>>>>>>switch

[chrome trail]

I have an oled so it’s cool

[viral flame]

doesn't have splatoon so idc

[narrow quest]

oled is great but it cant play the best nintendo game ever

[chrome trail]

Which is?

[viral flame]

Mario Tennis: Ultra Smash

[narrow quest]

splatoon

[viral flame]

Animal Crossing: amiibo Festival

[dusty shuttle]

Persona 5 👍

[inland gulch]

No

[chrome trail]

😡

[inland gulch]

Its very good but not the best

Wait no

[narrow quest]

its literally $8 on amazon sealed in box lol

[inland gulch]

Wrong thing

[chrome trail]

Lobby is dead now

[warm garden]

the best game is clearly chibi-robo zip-lash

[inland gulch]

Im coming back in soon

[narrow quest]

we have a full lobby going

[inland gulch]

Scott the woz would hate you

[viral flame]

Fortnite

[inland gulch]

It plays fortnite

[viral flame]

No it doesn't

[inland gulch]

Which is unfourtinute

[narrow quest]

gex

[dusty shuttle]

unfourtinute

[inland gulch]

I cant spell sometimes ok

[chrome trail]

The best game of all time is clearly Senran kagura reflextions

Took me a while to type that

Jeez

[inland gulch]

What is that

[narrow quest]

maybe the best game is skylanders trap team for the wii

[dusty shuttle]

isnt that an anime game

but like a specific type of anime

[chrome trail]

Yeah

[narrow quest]

the original wii

[chrome trail]

I have it lol

[dusty shuttle]

Please destroy your copy

[chrome trail]

It’s digital lmao

[inland gulch]

Every copy of Senran kagura reflextions is personilized

[narrow quest]

I found the best game!!!

[chrome trail]

I wish the switch had peach beach splash

[dusty shuttle]

destroy the specific point in the emmc storage unit where the game is stored 👍

[inland gulch]

7/8

[viral flame]

I come.

[dusty shuttle]

activision ???

so now microsoft owns shrek ??

what da helll

[inland gulch]

thats a fun game your playing there

[viral flame]

True.

[narrow quest]

it better come to gamepass😠

[chrome trail]

Shrek 2 on Xbox when?

[dusty shuttle]

no idea

[chrome trail]

Sadege

[inland gulch]

Callie is an idiot sometimes

[viral flame]

2/8

Lame.

[inland gulch]

What should I get first? Roller or charger

[narrow quest]

roller

[chrome trail]

Y’all down for MK8?

[viral flame]

no

[inland gulch]

Ok

[chrome trail]

Man

[dusty shuttle]

Bro is NOT on the right channel 💀

[viral flame]

5/8

[inland gulch]

5

wtf is wrong with her teeth

[narrow quest]

I have the unholy abomination activision released in 2014

the graphics are terrible

[viral flame]

Meth

[light gulch]

Bubble gum!

[inland gulch]

Pink sauce

[viral flame]

6/8

[dusty shuttle]

i broke her teeth

[inland gulch]

i got a split lobby

YAY

[narrow quest]

im searching

[inland gulch]

Mostly split

[viral flame]

0006

[modest ibex]

whats that

[viral flame]

skul

[inland gulch]

Ok now split

[narrow quest]

4/8

[viral flame]

idk but come play esplatun

[modest ibex]

most average wii u moment is getting 3 fps most! so powerful😱😱

[modest ibex]

im so tired of splatoon

[inland gulch]

im tired of u! #OWNED

Found the dancers

[modest ibex]

what a nerd 😡😡

[viral flame]

threats

[dusty shuttle]

do u even understand

japanese

[modest ibex]

since when does jp wiiu have 5.5.6

[chrome trail]

Bro, if you wanted to play you could head over to that channel if you wanted to

[narrow quest]

6/8

[inland gulch]

It means we have tried to inform you abt your cars extended warrenty

[inland gulch]

random but whats ur ign

[chrome trail]

It’s been had it. I think, mines is trying to update

[narrow quest]

???

[chrome trail]

But I’m not update it

[inland gulch]

what is your name in game?

[dusty shuttle]

I had a stroke reading that

[narrow quest]

my name ingame is Eli

[inland gulch]

ah i was just curious

2/8

3

This sucks

[narrow quest]

lobby split

[inland gulch]

Looby

[viral flame]

i stole it from nintendo

[modest ibex]

pussy reveal

[inland gulch]

do it purr?

Cute cat

[modest ibex]

sometimes🤤

[inland gulch]

wait im suprised pussay isnt blocked by the server

[modest ibex]

dick

[viral flame]

Showing my pussy on LIVE

[narrow quest]

do you think a switch can run a switch emulator????

[modest ibex]

what the hell!!!

[dusty shuttle]

what would be the point

[inland gulch]

so you can make a DIY bomb ❤️

[dusty shuttle]

ohhhhh

[narrow quest]

make the hardware suffer

[dusty shuttle]

it already suffers enough even when its not hacked

[viral flame]

HEY no swearing.

[inland gulch]

nooooo!!!!! U cant sey tht wrrddd 😡😡😡

7/8

Ooh 7/8

[narrow quest]

should i let my go getter friend play in my profreshional +3 account

[viral flame]

i love playing splatoon 3 on my nintendo switch in the dock with 0 airflow

and wondering why my back plastic is cracked

[dusty shuttle]

why is your back plastic cracked

[modest ibex]

your username is a slur in my language pls change it

[inland gulch]

Splat 3 is what killed my gen 1 switch LMFAOO

[dusty shuttle]

you should sue

[inland gulch]

Les goo

[dusty shuttle]

👍

[narrow quest]

you shouldve tried totk on it

[inland gulch]

optimization strong!

[chrome trail]

L

[modest ibex]

totk gamecube port

[viral flame]

I probably need to repaste my gen 1 switch

although during gayming it only gets to like 60c so maybe not yet

[chrome trail]

My modded v1 switch works fine playing S3

[inland gulch]

I forgot im bad at roller in splat 1

[narrow quest]

i was inking and nothing appeared on the ground lol

[hollow latch]

I came to the switch late so mine a mariko.

[dusty shuttle]

my switch's fan spins more than my ps4 ever did on s3 💀

[hollow latch]

If I ever do mod it I can do some crazy OC lol.

[chrome trail]

The roller in s1 is bad in general

Lol

[viral flame]

Unless you lag and play carbon

[hollow latch]

I have better luck with the roller in S1 and S2 then 3.

[chrome trail]

S3 rollers are so good

S2 is just a slight improvement from S1 imo

[dusty shuttle]

no

[hollow latch]

S3 just feels off in general for me online.

[narrow quest]

My switch lite😍😍

[hollow latch]

Like a weird delay...

[viral flame]

i genuinely dont know how people get loud fans lmfao

[dusty shuttle]

dust

[viral flame]

my ps4 is dead silent

[hollow latch]

Temps

Also yeah dust too

[chrome trail]

How is your switch that dusty

[dusty shuttle]

it isnt

[hollow latch]

As well depends on the game too...

[inland gulch]

If I saw this back when I didnt know modding was I would have had a stroke

@jaunty swallow omg hii

[viral flame]

epic full lobby win!

[narrow quest]

its a vanilla switch though

[jaunty swallow]

hii

lol

[narrow quest]

2/8

[plush venture]

No it’s mint chip

[inland gulch]

Ima try this with max sensitive

[hollow latch]

I picked Vanilla due to it's my favorite ice cream.

Also I use max gyro in all 3 games lol...

[narrow quest]

i picked vanilla because i knew it would win

[dusty shuttle]

isnt this like the best setting

[hollow latch]

Yes lol

[plush venture]

I think I play +1

[hollow latch]

On PS5 controller 3.5 was the max limit.

[inland gulch]

I have this on splat 2,3 so this should be an upgrade

[chrome trail]

With how big the gamepad is, yes

[plush venture]

Or maybe -1

[narrow quest]

in s3 i play motion -1.5

[dusty shuttle]

even on pro controller

[hollow latch]

Going beyond 3.5 was too much for me.

[dusty shuttle]

so you dont have to move a lot

[hollow latch]

Pro controller I cranked it to max

[plush venture]

I like moving

[chrome trail]

I though S1 didn’t support pro controller

Or motion

[dusty shuttle]

no

sp3

[chrome trail]

Oh

Then yeah

[hollow latch]

S1 did support pro controller

Let me find that picture

[narrow quest]

i wish i could use my switch lite like a gamepad

[chrome trail]

Only in co op

Iirc

[dusty shuttle]

For the local

minigame

[inland gulch]

Balloon game

[hollow latch]

Oh

lol

[viral flame]

Yahoo

[inland gulch]

What if the balloon game was online and it was a 1v1 mode

[dusty shuttle]

it would be shit

[inland gulch]

Yep

Lol

[chrome trail]

Did anyone even play local

I never bothered with it

[dusty shuttle]

with myself on cemu for no reason

[narrow quest]

i just got reminded of hogwarts legacy

[inland gulch]

Ooo max sensitive is so good

[narrow quest]

i havent played it since february

[hollow latch]

Last game I played before I gone full splat mode was Xenoblade Chronicles 2 on Switch and RE8 on PC.

[plush venture]

I just drove around in gta5 for 2 hours

Before it crashed because it is awful on linux

[dusty shuttle]

how can you game on linux

[warm garden]

thanks splatoon

[hollow latch]

Steam Deck

lol

[plush venture]

Steam double decker

[hollow latch]

Steam Deck = babies first linux.

[narrow quest]

was there a way to mod a 3ds before it was not the main focus of nintendo

[plush venture]

Yez

Linux is so pretty

[narrow quest]

like softmod

[plush venture]

What you mean yogi

I think soft modding 3Ds has been around for quite a bit and I think it’s still possible

[viral flame]

step 1: download steam

step 2: done

[narrow quest]

were you able to softmod a 3ds before nintendo stopped caring about it

[inland gulch]

Ok who had 20000 points

[narrow quest]

also do you need a flashcart to mod an old 3ds xl

[dusty shuttle]

i thought like 2 games were supported on linux

like macos

[plush venture]

I’ve not a clue

I was planning to mod mine through that friends list exploit if that still works

Haven’t looked into it in a year or so

[hollow latch]

Thanks to valve and bunch of other people... DXVK is a thing for steam on Linux.

[narrow quest]

i modded my new 3ds xl like that in march but that one broke from being dropped

[hollow latch]

Which helps translate games to run on Linux.

[dusty shuttle]

mk didnt know that thx!

[hollow latch]

Yeah

[dusty shuttle]

the first ever 3ds that broke from fall damage

[plush venture]

All I know is proton = magic I think

[plush venture]

Get that thing a chug jug stat!

[hollow latch]

Yep

[golden mist]

i dont understand byaml files lol

[dusty shuttle]

same

[golden mist]

i edit it and nothing changed

[viral flame]

this game sucks

although the whole team wipe i did at the end was pretty fun i liked that

[narrow quest]

rip my new 3ds xl, 2015-2023

[inland gulch]

@viral flame intresting amt of points!

[viral flame]

So True

[inland gulch]

Thats what Im saying

[dusty shuttle]

I am mentally insane

[hollow latch]

Standby time.

[narrow quest]

i should try to force my wii u to run splatoon 3

see how fast i can make it light on fire

[plush venture]

As long as you don’t pour orange juice on it it should be fine

[hollow latch]

Fun fact... The Switch used to have the same memory amount as the WiiU at 2GB... Till Capcom told Nintendo it needs more memory.

[plush venture]

How DARE capcom

[chrome trail]

What are you trying to do?

[narrow quest]

😨😨

[golden mist]

edit lobby

[hollow latch]

You mean bless Capcom? Can you imagine how bad 2GB would be on the Switch?

[plush venture]

Yogi NOOOOOO

[golden mist]

translate the character to the center

[plush venture]

I would kill for Splatoon 3 64

[chrome trail]

Oh, I’m not sure then

[inland gulch]

Its about to be the NES spill problem all over again

[warm garden]

2GB would've made the system unusable holy fuck lmao

[plush venture]

I can’t believe people put drinks on their console

[inland gulch]

YES I got to level 4

[inland gulch]

ngl i read that as dicks

[narrow quest]

i heard the plastic creaking lol

[viral flame]

the switch has already been unusable

[warm garden]

true!

[inland gulch]

That too probably

[plush venture]

The switch is the most POWERFUL console in the WORLD

[inland gulch]

salmon run, s3 multiplayer, and totk make that shit explode

[narrow quest]

what if i poured my airwick scent container on my wii instead of orange juice

[plush venture]

It would smell very nice

[inland gulch]

It would smoke good smoke

[viral flame]

i need respawn punisher somewhere

[inland gulch]

Annie

the way nintendo could probably fucking double their net worth if they sold their games on consoles /pc but they are too stupid to do something that obvious

[plush venture]

Annie is carried by her fish

[hushed meteor]

Hi

[inland gulch]

hi 😭

[hushed meteor]

AIR WICK

[plush venture]

I never wanna see Mario on steam

[narrow quest]

i should make my wii u run the pc version of fnaf security breach!!!

[plush venture]

Or do I

[inland gulch]

Guys we found crusty

[inland gulch]

what would be wrong with that

shit would probably look beautiful

[hushed meteor]

More like john wick

[inland gulch]

and run at a smooth crisp 60fps

[plush venture]

It would be too pretty and awesome

And we can’t be having that now can we

[hushed meteor]

Do you want to play

Splat

[inland gulch]

splatoon 3 with dedicated servers at 120 fps 🤞

we would all cheer

[hushed meteor]

Ye

[warm garden]

never happening and it destroys me inside

[plush venture]

I can’t see the difference in 120 fps

[narrow quest]

splatoon servers not on windows 95

[plush venture]

But I can feel it

[hushed meteor]

Im hosting a PRIVATE BATTLE

[inland gulch]

Which shoes do I get

or splatoon 3 with splat 1 motion

[thorn storm]

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[hushed meteor]

4vs4 ( if we are 8 players )

[inland gulch]

cream hi tops have the best ability in the game

[plush venture]

Wait for the clownfish shoes

Or banana shoes

Best shoes in the game

[inland gulch]

shows!

[plush venture]

[hushed meteor]

Da bleu one

[narrow quest]

i want a modded switch but its the splatoon edition

[hushed meteor]

Anyone whants to play splatoon 1

[inland gulch]

Ok I will get the rain boots and the cream hi tops

[plush venture]

I don’t have a use for a modded switch anymore

[warm garden]

[inland gulch]

to me the only goos part abt having a moded switch is flexlion/ smash mods but that's literally only two games

flexlion is goated tho

And get the tek splattershot

[leaden frigate]

The splatoon 3 oled?

[hushed meteor]

Looks like im beeing ignored

[narrow quest]

i would want it for cemu and rainbow expansion

[narrow quest]

yes

[plush venture]

I don’t think switch can run cemu

[leaden frigate]

Ah

[warm garden]

sorry man we're in the middle of our own matches

[leaden frigate]

You can use ryujinx or yuzu for emulation

[eternal niche]

We've got 3/8 in pubs in splatoon 1. Come and bring some friends.

[viral flame]

i have android installed on mine so i can run youtube

[hushed meteor]

Bruh no problem

[viral flame]

cant do it on hos because it requires hdcp for some reason

[inland gulch]

@narrow quest rainbow expansion will have u wanting to die TRUST ME ON THIS ONE

I am almost dripped out

[hushed meteor]

Oh ok can i add u

[light gulch]

Can I join?

[thorn storm]

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[inland gulch]

4

[eternal niche]

sure

[narrow quest]

i also want that one hard splatoon 1 mod

[hollow latch]

You know it's bad when im the only one who got kills that round with the worse weapon ever.

[hushed meteor]

Thanks

[eternal niche]

sure! we're in the public lobby

[hushed meteor]

What is pnid

[viral flame]

standby sucks

[hushed meteor]

Oh ok

[inland gulch]

Standing by ur mother!

[leaden frigate]

I mean the only way to mod oleds or lites is to install a modchip but its hard and expensive

[viral flame]

WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[inland gulch]

5/8

[narrow quest]

https://youtu.be/lOZcvMBDTn8

i want that mod

[plush venture]

THAT mod

(I don’t know that mod)

[hollow latch]

Ded

[inland gulch]

6/8

[eternal niche]

6/8 in pubs

[inland gulch]

40 sec

[hushed meteor]

Bruh there is someone named arisa ( its a hot sauce

[inland gulch]

Oh no

[warm garden]

guess the game doesn't want me to play anymore

[hushed meteor]

Our table its broken

118-0502

[thorn storm]

118-0502 (Wii U)

Support code detected, press to expand information

[hushed meteor]

Again!!!!!!!!!

[echo gulch]

Glitch Core

[misty adder]

I'm just glad I got it to actually play for a bit

I screwed up installing the s2 maps and was stuck dc'ing as soon as matches started for a bit

[inland gulch]

Bro has no brain

[eternal niche]

5/8 in pubs again and plenty of time to get in.

[inland gulch]

Wish this was active again

7/8

[eternal niche]

7/8

[inland gulch]

full

[hollow latch]

At least matchmaking working today

Same with my internet not cutting out randomly…

[inland gulch]

who was the bitch who just stood there the entire match🥸

also i got dced

[light gulch]

Same

Like half the lobby did

[viral flame]

o
o

[hollow latch]

I haven't played Mario Tennis since the first game on N64

[narrow quest]

ill join

[hollow latch]

Stuck on searching

[narrow quest]

i was taking a break

[hollow latch]

I was too... Took the dogs outside and then bathroom due to coffee kicking in...

[narrow quest]

i made rice and showered

[hollow latch]

I woke up early for work lol.

So needed the coffee

[narrow quest]

today is my day off

[hollow latch]

I envy you.

q.q

[narrow quest]

joining

[hollow latch]

Ah well not a big deal anyways since my part time job is 3 days a week at 1-3 hours long... Depending how bad the clean up is.

[narrow quest]

im stuck searching

[viral flame]

my gamepad screen is off but the controller still works

amazing

[hollow latch]

Inb4 I get stuck searching again after a reboot.

[narrow quest]

my friend wants me to mod my gamecube💀

what is the point of that

[hollow latch]

Back ups and homebrew related stuff?

[golden mist]

sd card can be used instead of discs

backing up discs

nand backups

[viral flame]

there's not really a point to mod a gamecube when you can do everything on a wii

[narrow quest]

i dont have a reason to do it

he just wants me to mod stuff

[viral flame]

you can archive your memory cards and discs on a wii

as well as everything wii homebrew has

[golden mist]

btw does anyone know why byaml edits could not be actually working?

[hollow latch]

Stuck on searching still.

[narrow quest]

i dont

does anyone have the hacks to do a story mode pb again?

[golden mist]

i dont 😔

[viral flame]

i do but im not playing splaton right now

[narrow quest]

ok

[viral flame]

are you sure you aren't getting fucked by wiiu cache if you aren't using sdcafiine

[golden mist]

im using sdcafiine

but i have no clue abt wii u cache

[hollow latch]

Endless searching...

[narrow quest]

ive been searching for 15 minutes

[hollow latch]

Around same time as me.

I gave up

[narrow quest]

ima eject my disc and retry

[hollow latch]

I restarted cemu 5 times and still nada... Im just gonna play Sploot 3.

[narrow quest]

whats your friend code neko

[viral flame]

It caches stuff so it loads faster because the wiiu is slow as hell

Just reboot after you replace or edit a file on the mlc or USB storage

[golden mist]

ohhh ight

[narrow quest]

is the current salmon run rotation good

[hollow latch]

Idk

[narrow quest]

ill try it

its good

nvm

i got glowflies wave 1 and griller wave 2😭

[inland gulch]

Oof

I think that happened to me once but I somehow survived

[narrow quest]

i just got 98 eggs in a shift

i was given a painbrush for cohozuna😔

[inland gulch]

That brush is terrible

Its like the octobrush but slower

[narrow quest]

im almost evp

im going to scream

i was one egg short from ranking up to evp

[inland gulch]

Oof

[narrow quest]

now i need to win 2 matches😔

i give up

salmon run is painful

[viral flame]

131 gigglebytes of wiiu gaming

[graceful quartz]

Gigglebytes

Love it

[narrow quest]

I’m so bored rn

[plush venture]

I’m exploring the maps in recon

[dusty shuttle]

No fucking way

[burnt shoal]

Pb anybody?

[burnt shoal]

PB?!

[plush venture]

Yez

[burnt shoal]

Alr hol onn

[plush venture]

Kks lemme know when made

[burnt shoal]

Its made

: )

[plush venture]

Booting computer one sec 🙂

[burnt shoal]

: ]

[plush venture]

. .

U

[burnt shoal]

I have a secret

But i wont tell until we start a match

: )

[plush venture]

Something tells me this is going to be evil

Booting sploon

[hardy epoch]

is anyone online?

[plush venture]

I love booting the game and watching news and then the maps update and I must watch AGAIN

[burnt shoal]

We are

[hardy epoch]

mind if I join 😅

[plush venture]

Paying on pc let’s see how powered up I get

[burnt shoal]

Ofc >: )

Friend me

[plush venture]

I SAW THAT

[hardy epoch]

alr

[plush venture]

WHAT ARE YOU PLOTTING

[burnt shoal]

No you didnt

[graceful quartz]

plot twist

[burnt shoal]

Nothing.

[graceful quartz]

mari posts i have to go meme

[hardy epoch]

whatss the friend code

[burnt shoal]

In ma name

[graceful quartz]

We do not accept friend codes

[hardy epoch]

oh

oki

[graceful quartz]

we accept only pnids

[plush venture]

Or cvvs

[graceful quartz]

or mmed

[plush venture]

Or mmed

[graceful quartz]

OR mmed

[plush venture]

LOL

[modest ibex]

cheator attitude

[graceful quartz]

lol

[plush venture]

dream octos when dream octo dream:

[burnt shoal]

Sneaky

Did you friend yet? @hardy epoch

[graceful quartz]

let the dream octos alome!

[burnt shoal]

Fine

Sorry blanch

[hardy epoch]

i sent it

i think

[burnt shoal]

Oh nvm

Hes back

[plush venture]

[graceful quartz]

what ree u birches playing

[plush venture]

Hmmm I Wonder

I Mario wonder

[graceful quartz]

Splatoon 4 moment

[burnt shoal]

It wont let me open friendlisttt

Ill accept next round

[plush venture]

We can remake lobby its no problem

Or that too

[graceful quartz]

I mario kart booster course DLC wave 5 of the mario kart bouster pass DLC of Mario kart 8 deluxe only nintendp swotch wonder

[plush venture]

Of course

[burnt shoal]

Now with further

[graceful quartz]

lets wonder too

[burnt shoal]

Let the games begin >: )

[plush venture]

Wiggler is awesome

Oh goodness let’s see what’s cooked up

[graceful quartz]

let the hunger games begin

The bunker games!

[burnt shoal]

AHYDHTHJF

SO

[plush venture]

Sorry guess I was also hacking

[burnt shoal]

LETS RETRY THAT

[plush venture]

LOL

[burnt shoal]

You think thats funny?

Bet.

[hardy epoch]

server error

[plush venture]

[graceful quartz]

Hackwer!

[golden mist]

im now in infinite boot loop, but imma assume thats from an error i made in the byaml

[graceful quartz]

silly

wait

when re u bootloooping?

[golden mist]

when booting up the

game

[graceful quartz]

during the When the music stopps?

[golden mist]

no the music keeps going

[graceful quartz]

during the when

[median torrent]

anyone playing?

[golden mist]

during the main boot up music.

[graceful quartz]

I think u need to restart the game, its a common softlock

[golden mist]

i have

5 times now

[plush venture]

Restart compute

[graceful quartz]

o no

ur lpt

[golden mist]

?

[graceful quartz]

thats intresting

[graceful quartz]

ur lost

[golden mist]

f-u-n

[plush venture]

[graceful quartz]

re u playing s1 map ports?

*s2

[plush venture]

No but we can

[narrow quest]

ill join the pb

let me boot rq

[burnt shoal]

S2 wont work with umms

[plush venture]

Gg

ALMOST

You aren’t rapid firing surely

[burnt shoal]

My s2 maps aint work for “some” reason

[narrow quest]

i was doomscrolling on tik tok and found a sad agent 4 post

[plush venture]

[burnt shoal]

Yogi join

[plush venture]

I doom scroll youtube shorts

[burnt shoal]

Join us

[narrow quest]

i am booting my wii u rn

[plush venture]

That is the true hell hole or shorts content

[narrow quest]

there was a art post of agent 4 crying alone in octo canyon because marie and everyone else left for splatsville and left them

[golden mist]

ill try

[narrow quest]

im at news

joining

I just stepped on broken glass while barefoot🤪

[plush venture]

LOL Gg

[burnt shoal]

How id that a good thing 😭

[plush venture]

Yogi got cooked and did not stay off the hook

[burnt shoal]

Eli get ready to sufferrr

[plush venture]

We win this easy

Me and yogi used to be on an esports team back in ‘98

[narrow quest]

we will lose this battle like team strawberry did with the splatfest🔥

[plush venture]

Strob

Dc

[narrow quest]

dc

[burnt shoal]

Wth

My pc turned off omfg

[plush venture]

LETS GOOOO we win

[burnt shoal]

MY CORD KEEPS COMING OUT

FUCKING GOOF

[narrow quest]

hot take of the day: moray towers is a good map

[plush venture]

That is a correct take

[viral flame]

It's so real.

[burnt shoal]

Remaking the lobby

[plush venture]

A true hot take is that Neo machine is the best weopon in the game and the only reason people think it isn’t is because they haven’t dedicate monuments to it like I have

[narrow quest]

my hot take is that salmon run is the best mode in s3

[plush venture]

Samon run is the best mode yes

[burnt shoal]

SAMON 🔛🔝

[plush venture]

I don’t like playing it because I don’t like sunsets or flyfish

[narrow quest]

im 2 wins away from evp

[plush venture]

You’re a trooper

[narrow quest]

i was 1 win away but i lost on wave 2 twice

[plush venture]

I always rank myself back down to like guppie or whatever the lower one is

Much more peaceful that way

[narrow quest]

my friend that is a go getter wanted to play on my pro+3 account

[plush venture]

Bathroom be right back Mari

[burnt shoal]

IWIENNRNDJIA

I was just abt to make the pb

Its ok

[plush venture]

Make it

I’ll be back in 1:12 seconds

[burnt shoal]

Alr hol on

[plush venture]

[narrow quest]

nintendo better give us a port of octo valley for wave 3 dlc

[burnt shoal]

Pb made

[narrow quest]

it says you are offline mari

[burnt shoal]

Nvm

Its ifinit loading

Restarting

[rare wharf]

yall playing?

[golden mist]

[plush venture]

Booting

[burnt shoal]

IT DIDNT WORK

THE PB INFINITE LOADED

BOOTING UP

[plush venture]

[golden mist]

Pretendo:

[burnt shoal]

Yeah

[rare wharf]

publics or privs?

[plush venture]

Pbs

[burnt shoal]

Priv

[plush venture]

I wish I could recalibrate gyros default angle on steam deck

[rare wharf]

yall got room for ppl?

[burnt shoal]

Friend blanch

[burnt shoal]

Ofc

[plush venture]

Splatoon behaves as it does on Wii U aswell, so I can’t lay down and play

[rare wharf]

thanks bae

[golden mist]

Y button in game

[rare wharf]

LOVE the pfp btw

[burnt shoal]

Tyy 😘

[golden mist]

oh wait

nvm

[plush venture]

I meant like having it be like sploon 3

Best thing sploon 3 added

Laying down gyro

A kings gyro you may call it

[burnt shoal]

Pb made

[plush venture]

[burnt shoal]

Join yall

[plush venture]

Booting

[burnt shoal]

@narrow quest

Join

@golden mist

Join?

@rare wharf friending

[rare wharf]

yuhhh <3

[burnt shoal]

Sentt

[rare wharf]

why is the unicorn me

[burnt shoal]

Lmao

[rare wharf]

me when im feelin silly:

[plush venture]

Shows you offline Mari

I’ll reboot

Do you PROMISE you made the lobby

No fibs?

[rare wharf]

bro i need to change my pfp

[plush venture]

[modest ibex]

@viral flame wanna do a gay?

[plush venture]

Rebooting

[rare wharf]

LMAO?!

[rare wharf]

here i gotta reboot

it shows ur offline mari

[plush venture]

Me aswell

After reboot aswell

[burnt shoal]

AHAHSOOSID

[narrow quest]

im in the pb

[plush venture]

Gatekeeping pb

[burnt shoal]

ill remake for the 5th time

[plush venture]

It shows yog and Mari offline

[burnt shoal]

REBOOTING

[rare wharf]

where do you find this shit.

[burnt shoal]

I dont even know

[plush venture]

Profile pic association is a disease

[rare wharf]

what.

[plush venture]

Like yogi is Marie plushie

[rare wharf]

i need to get rid of this pfp

[plush venture]

Make it a cheezit

[rare wharf]

i dont know what to change it to

[plush venture]

Those are cool

Or a scooter

[rare wharf]

it has to be semi straight because a mf is closeted

[plush venture]

Or maybe a highly edited picture of sonic the hedghog running very very very fast

[burnt shoal]

Pb remade

[plush venture]

Welp this one won’t work for you then

[rare wharf]

yup/

[plush venture]

Booting

[rare wharf]

joinin

:p

[burnt shoal]

@narrow quest

[narrow quest]

splatoon😔

[plush venture]

Literally

[burnt shoal]

Dam that was fast as hell

How are yall joining so fast 😭

[plush venture]

Am I in last place

[burnt shoal]

Yes sadly

[rare wharf]

im just THAT BITCH yk?

[narrow quest]

fun fact: i am buying a 3ds just to play splatoon legends

[burnt shoal]

MHM

[rare wharf]

period

[plush venture]

[burnt shoal]

https://tenor.com/view/periodt-period-saucy-santana-gif-23048163

[plush venture]

How much is it coasting you yogi

[rare wharf]

AND THATS ON WHAT?!

[burnt shoal]

PERIODDD

[rare wharf]

i have one, so excited to play it omg

[rare wharf]

YUHHHHHHHHHHHH

[narrow quest]

$150

[plush venture]

Fashionably late

[rare wharf]

order it from japan

[narrow quest]

i wouldnt have to buy one but my old one broke this week

[rare wharf]

im telling you you willsave so much

[fast crag]

True

[rare wharf]

you have the best pfp ever omg

thats me mentally everyday at the gym

@fast crag

[fast crag]

Thanks

[burnt shoal]

Let the games begin 😘

[narrow quest]

i want this one but if i cant get it im getting an american one from my local game store

[plush venture]

Oh god my motion controls are all weird and inverted

[golden mist]

no battery indicator?

like on the screen

[fast crag]

This is mine

[plush venture]

Crashed

Like a wave in the ocean

For no one to hear

No one to see

That is me

• myamoto

[rare wharf]

so deep

[narrow quest]

i have an important question that dictates what 3ds i get

[plush venture]

I should be able to join back

[golden mist]

?

[plush venture]

According to section 8 paragraph 4 of this new server

[narrow quest]

will old 3ds systems be required to use motion controls

[plush venture]

Will the circle pad add on be supported

[burnt shoal]

Gg >: )

[rare wharf]

mari what the horse fuck r u on to be firing that damn roller that fast.

[narrow quest]

if they need motion controls ill prob buy a expensive new 3ds

[burnt shoal]

Idk

Blanch

[rare wharf]

i say just buy a new 3ds to save urself the worry of it fucking up

[burnt shoal]

Join back

[narrow quest]

ok

[rare wharf]

like the new 3ds is way more powerful

[burnt shoal]

@plush venture

[plush venture]

I’m rebooting

[burnt shoal]

Ok

[narrow quest]

ill prob buy a new 3ds ll

[viral flame]

Yes

[burnt shoal]

We waiting for you

[rare wharf]

i feel like youd enjoy that more especially when youre playing splatoon legends

[plush venture]

But the new 3Ds isn’t shiny and doesn’t have a light for the 3d button

[rare wharf]

get a new 3ds ll from japan, im pretty sure you can swap the language with homebrew

[plush venture]

Therefore

[rare wharf]

OH FUCK, SHIT, NAUR

[fast crag]

Correct

[rare wharf]

O_O

[plush venture]

Joining

So weird to be able to join a lobby back

[golden mist]

no

maybe

[narrow quest]

https://www.tiktok.com/@yogi_bear03/video/7255860264057244970

[plush venture]

Yes

[narrow quest]

this is what my 3ds looked like

there was a screw going through the shell itself😭

[golden mist]

we will for o3ds add circle pad pro support if thats what u talking abt

[narrow quest]

ill probably just buy a new 3ds ll

[burnt shoal]

Charger finna go brr

[rare wharf]

is it broken, or

[narrow quest]

my 3ds??

[rare wharf]

yeah

[burnt shoal]

My controller wasn’t connected…

[plush venture]

Charger got so cold it froze

[narrow quest]

my 3ds is completely broken

[plush venture]

🥶

[rare wharf]

how so

[narrow quest]

it doesnt turn on anymore

[burnt shoal]

For like the first few seconds of the round

[rare wharf]

battery?

or just screen

[burnt shoal]

Yeah

[narrow quest]

one of the screens ribbon cables ripped when i dropped it

[rare wharf]

wait

just repair the crseen then

why would you buy a whole new one

[plush venture]

Too hard therefore buy new one

[narrow quest]

i would rather just get a new one

[rare wharf]

mm

ok

spare parts anyway

fuck it lol

[narrow quest]

3ds screens are hard to replace

[hollow latch]

The number one killer of portables... Dropping them.

[rare wharf]

mari r u hacking orrrr....

[warm garden]

me looking at the citra on the table

[golden mist]

prollyyyyyyyyy

[golden mist]

https://www.google.com/search?q=citra+emulator&client=safari&rls=en&sxsrf=AB5stBgDqLINo8VxUMB89jlNgBnxrnlkHg:1689706225029&tbm=isch&source=iu&ictx=1&vet=1&fir=7Vf9AmkBrA7UWM%252CINGjghd6YNz19M%252C%252Fg%252F11c3w8dkv2%253BDwpsXgJlOGdYVM%252CXk5vj1SZ4T2FZM%252C_%253BgI7oMAoxWsc5SM%252CuUTIwt1Sc_TeIM%252C_%253BFoIjVki4Q28_AM%252COFZc1zyE0g-LCM%252C_%253B8tPwlJuzhMQcMM%252CaXDwPihKQT3xOM%252C_&usg=AI4_-kSCwWEzP4_OqQ7YD9ipLdw-sY7l_A&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwi-88Sa9piAAxU8m2oFHSiYDUcQ_B16BAgtEAE#imgrc=7Vf9AmkBrA7UWM

[rare wharf]

NAURRRRRRRR

[golden mist]

u

embeded fail

[plush venture]

Holy 🔥link

[warm garden]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-ryan-gosling-cereal-embed-failure-laugh-at-this-user-gif-20627924

oh that's awesome love the irony

[golden mist]

LOL

[rare wharf]

i fink citra is cheeks

[warm garden]

skill issue

[narrow quest]

gg

[burnt shoal]

Gg

[rare wharf]

mari r u hacking 😭

[viral flame]

This is the number one killer

[plush venture]

We probably should’ve told you we are doing a boss rush mode of sorts

[burnt shoal]

To make it fair

And plus its only rapid fire

[rare wharf]

no idea what yall r on but fuck it

[plush venture]

We do either 1v3 with Mari as the rapid firer or 2v2

If there’s an equal level of skill

[rare wharf]

o

[golden mist]

rapidfire is kinda weak ngl

just get a larger ranged weap

[burnt shoal]

Good game

[narrow quest]

gg

[rare wharf]

RAHHHHHHHHHHH

[plush venture]

Gg

[burnt shoal]

Yall crushed me that round

[plush venture]

Mari 1v3 is the samon run of Splatoon 1

[burnt shoal]

I need a better plan

: (

[viral flame]

Naw wtf I just opened ryujinx

steamos so good no bugs

[plush venture]

I feel like bubble is a good special for rapid fire

[burnt shoal]

Literally read my mind

[narrow quest]

gg

[golden mist]

ok wii u cache sucks for modding

[burnt shoal]

Thats it

[plush venture]

Bubble was good that round

[burnt shoal]

Im doin it

[plush venture]

I think you just literally got nerfed by rain maker

[burnt shoal]

FR 😭

[plush venture]

I think you win easy if you stay same weopon on tower

[inland gulch]

Can I join your Splatoon lobby

[narrow quest]

Here is some photos of my old 3ds and a picture of the one from my local game store

[rare wharf]

is the one at the store a old or new one

[narrow quest]

old 3ds xl

[rare wharf]

dont

[inland gulch]

Someone splatoon

[rare wharf]

yes

[rare wharf]

youd pay the same for one from japan

[inland gulch]

Let's do private

[rare wharf]

we r

[burnt shoal]

Gg.

[plush venture]

Yogis 3Ds screen

[narrow quest]

if i can get one from japan

[burnt shoal]

This round i will let someone live

[rare wharf]

lemme be right back

[narrow quest]

my parents wont let me get a debit card

even though i have an actual job

[burnt shoal]

MY CORDDDD

OMFG

[narrow quest]

dc

[plush venture]

MARI STAY STILL

[burnt shoal]

I AM

[plush venture]

WHAT CORD IS IT ANYWAY

[burnt shoal]

A COMPUTER CORD