#Splatoon
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Tf is wrong with youv
sorry for being GAY
Nvm looks like my wii u froze
No worries GAY
ok i give up!

🧍
cool for the summer! die for eachother!
poot lavato listening party
Crashmaster6969😍
well we can try again later i wanna like. not sit in front of my desk for another hour
ur my fav crasher!
:3
You can crush (with us)
Yea been at this all night and still no luck. I need a cig
Hydrogen bomb!
i love nicotine
i just wanna lay down my back hurts lol
I love Marie juana
Get well soon!
-!
Omg we won!
Both are good, thanks for trying though everyone
👍
Me 2
i love (RETRACTED)
I played the sf like 2 or 3 hours the first day
i only plaed for 4 matches laugh out loud
Lol
mint still better splatfest law doesn't apply in the splatlands or irl
I had absolutely none lol
ermm yes it does! splatoon is real life law!!
Tf is wrong with you
True!
U Said mint is better
you have 48 hours
Fr
i played for the one good version of the worst stage in the game
I was so disappointed for the tricolor Layout that I gave up of Playing the second day
It is
new splatfest was miserable
turf is just spawn camping casuals for 3 mins per game
vanilla got 50% of the vote meaning the other two didn't have a chance anyway
And they'll still win in the last 10 sec 
i played on it on ryu so i knew it was bad
i agree. even in the testfire it is a issue..
spawn camping in turf existed in s1
and also spawn pad shield
they rlly werent in terms of camping
Reminds me of early s1 fests tbh. The bigger team would usually win iirc
Wow! I never played it
now they can just keep you completely off the map
I hate barnacle and dime and basically any Tetris map
barnacle and dime is the worst in the game
I knew from the get go that it will be the worst tricolor map
ppl get spawn camped all the time in these servers so its def a skill issue
But are they worse than saltspray rig?
worse than new mahi-mahi actually. i mean this from the bottom of my heart
I mean the triforce was unique, even if it was really miserable to play on
But
Barnacle is just bs
True. And saltspray has always sucked lol
post patch sturgeon is prob my fav tri color map
its basically perfect imo
saltspray at least was kinda interesting to play on with the moving platforms
barnacle has nothing going for it
It is!
You can get in the stackers spawn
And it was actually fun, because a lot of players were good
Im9
True, I haven't actually played barnacle yet. I really only like playing 1 tbh
Even if I still won as defendee 90% of the matches
But how is the new brush?
Me 2
its really bad
Idk and idc I never played if
its basically only usable against bad players
it's either really annoying or really bad with no in-between
Well that's disappointing
First new brush since 1 and it's mid af. How incredibly disappointing
It's not mid af
the thing i hate most about tri color is that if you aren't playing a shooter your literally throwing
third time wasn't the charm after all. turns out it's the first time
oh yeah ink consumption kills that weapon
Ah, true. Uses too much?
literally unusable for me but maybe it's just my general inexperience with brushes
bc shooters can paint the most and can kill the fastest, and guess what matters the most in tri color? Paint and kill time
Isn't that the point of turf war
Yea I was ok w rollers in 1 but I never really figured out brushes
which one
I played some ball point in the sf
.52 Gal. i'm little silly/mentally ill
thats a really good turf weapon tho
it is
The paint output was really mid
Heard .52 gal was still good in 3
bp is so braindead
I hate 52 so much xeyeyd
u actually have to have your hands tied behind your back to be bad at it
Nice, it and .96 were great in 1 iirc
yeah 52 is 💤💤 to pay against if you dont have a bomb
Me who kills like every other BP I meet:
Just waiting for legendary cap to be added to 3. Gotta happen one of these days
girl named flexlion:
pff
Hackwhe!
Yes im a aimbot hacker that ruins games!
Lol ouch. I just think it looks cool
very strong infinite special!
Bun
what?? i was just saying that a mod puts it in the game
legendary cap is cool. but consider the captain 3 hero flip-flops
Oh sorry, I misinterpreted that
girl named flexlion once again:
I love flex
to bad my gen 1 switch krilled itself 🥸
don't have a beefy enough computer for ryujinx nor am i able to mod real hardware (don't wanna risk anything
ironically agent 3s clothes are localized
Than you can push
including the shirt and shoes
I need to look into switch modding, I'm pretty oblivious past a certain point
And overtake the map
not really imo
i literally picked it up in 1 day and did good with it
i ran into dna in open and won with it
on my first day
actually so easy
Wow.
Wow!
should probably add bp to my regular arsenal as a third secondary or something if it's that easy
i mean the weapon will be a lot harder once inkjet gets nerfed
and hopefully that will happen soon
bc that shit is so stupid
if its lower level then ofc its easy but for higher level its not
ballpoint mains when they realize they have to be good at other weapons
😡
bp is probably the second best main weapon in the game
only thing better is squeezer
mmh 52 is good but its mega carried by wall
And trashed by killer wail
like shot>52 with no wall anyday
if you aren't using killer wail to bully kids from across the map you aren't using the gal right
im so glad they gave wall killerwail bc i think it being top tier is bad for the game
Basically usless
i am not playing s2 kgal again
Yes
Never .
kgal will enter the game next year and the meta will fall to pieces instantly
like kgal was so fucking easy, you could have never played the weapon and picked it up and would have been good with it in a week
Man I'm so out of the loop w/current splatoon meta
i picked up .52 (and its variants) back in 2 and you'll never guess why. you will never guess
Booyah wall
who can play rn?
we're not playing rn nothing is cooperating
Did .52 have baller in 2?
Was that why you used it in 2?
no
no
True. Not sure why then
look at my pfp
Something in the Manga?
literally like 10 people read it
I have a Japanese copy of the 1 Manga but I can't read it
the character in my pfp mains the .52 gal. told you i was mentally ill
Goggles
me saying this forgetting everyone here is normal
garfiel
if someone wanna play, add me, I'll create private battle
@warm garden @misty adder idk why the shadows are so bad but yeah
also pink splash >>>>
SHit i forgor the shoes
captain 3 in battle real
toes...
wtf. toes
they're hardcore
trueeeeee
real heroes don't feel the cold of winter
they wanted to serve looks while saving the world
with those rags? they're not serving anything
Captain 3
shes serving to me
there is a mod for splat 1 that put those there
agent 8 was a baddie fr
i dont get the fuss with the agents
Reallll
like why do people care so much about 4
She did it with style
ass
they doxxed agent 4's house on a map and did nothing else. which is actually hilarious
I'll choose him everytime over agent/captain 3
why choose an agent though. choose all of them
i mean the story mode for 2 was just copy-paste from 1
it would be so cool if they let u turn off music in s3 with no mods but its nintendo!
The music is gud
yeah but im so sick of it
just mute your audio
Ppl always say this, but honestly it introduced a lot of things and mechanics
i hate how everyone says this but playing with no sound is throwing
like THINK
i’ve done it
The only trash thing is that oh no Octavia stealth the great cok again!
i carry with no sound bro
didn’t think i was throwing in any way
you just have to pay attention
it’s gotten very repetitive in 3
No
yea
and i stg they always play the same songs like WE GET IT
and the new music sounds like something i’d hear from a disney cars game
i'm just used to playing docked with no sound because before i got the monitor i use now i had to use a half-functional huion as a screen
I won't get bored from yoko
it worked but it sucked
Yoko saved sizzle season
not as chaotic but i’ll take it
yeah playing with no sound in lower level will rank but in higher x rank or scrims thats hard throwinh
since most of the music was just rock
imo s1 music>>>>>
no variety
REAL
chripy chips ate (i have s1 disabled so i can listen to kpop)
off the hook is awesome though
I love yoko and oth
off the hook best group
The other two are mid
Like front ro has one good song and cside non!
i dont even know the bands in s3 bc they all suck
U duk
splatattack remix is mid
Yoko is good
Splattack was always mid
c-side's existence is inherently funny. beika is just the pettiest person ever who has no musical background and drunk tweets as a hobby. best band character
I only like the oe version
splattattack octo>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Realll
They need more s1 music tbh. Splattack is overused
i haven’t unlocked the rest of the octo expansion songs in squid beatz
ink or sink better
ha eastern
me looking at the 3:06 on the corner of my screen
blackout???
Like no power in da house
Yes
damn
Bruv I'm not doing cringy Tim tom challanges
I'm to lazy
a tornado hit my town yesterday
Hii
haii
they’re still without power
Where
i stg i thought tornadoes would be happening so much when i was younger but they dont
Tf tornadoes hit my country like on time in the last 1739228291 years
no, it has to be extremely perfect
i tried adding u but it wont let me, so can u try adding me
alsoquicksand
I love octo expansion music so much
disney channel had me AFRAID
Wow
regret
Didn't Alice in Wonderland happen because of a tornado or something
What
song
Ohh
Right
That one is tragic
But
I'm listening to the escape phases songs
By oth
I think nasty majesty is the most popular song in the real world, from Splatoon
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Because of its obscure name
no it's definitely because of what it sounds like it's saying
L
it isnt saying i have a request
Skull issue
No skillssue!!!
It will never release
stuck on loading scren
I think
laugh out loud?
Lie!!!
splatoon roulette
i dont have s2 maps installed so pls dont xoxo<3
hope you don't get a map that crashes everyone
I'm stupid so I tried joining again
But I couldn't get s2 maps to work on wii u so I can leave
why am i always the 1v2 victim
Ok I need to configure something. Keep dc'ing instantly
Gn everyone I'll try joining again when I figure out what I fucked up from trying to install s2 maps
Oku
WHY IS MY MOTION SO FUCJED UPP
i have music disabled
Wow
Any1 on ?
would be cool if the game let me look somewhere that isnt the floor
just a thought idk
oh idk why but my procontroller loves being fucked up
I can try one more time but I'm not sure it'll work
I was on your team against c earlier but I dc'ed instantly. Been happening every time so I might need to mess w some files later
Your motion may not work but at least you can play a match
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i love it when i get stuck on loding screen 5 times in a row
cemu strong!
very optimized
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Real hardware. A buddy and I tried installing the maps from s2 the other day and we couldn't get it to work
Can get lobbies, once I load into a match and it says "ready... GO!" I instantly get a communication error
Ok thanks. I'll let him know tomorrow and see if we can get it working again, my pc is a potato
well i wish 60 fps on plaza was a thing on console
although probably not possible
no music disables are music in game
sunset sky makes everything have sunset lifhting
lighting *
enhanced helps with motion delay
/auto turn on camera
yeah ill just make a google drive with my graphics pack folder later
yea most of them could be done on console too.
with sdcafiine
also the pastel weapons mod is peak>>>
hoping the toni kensa one gets finished soon
@inland gulch thanks for the tip, we'll try and fix it tomorrow
love it
ok one sec
ik you were gonna kraken so i waited for my bubbler 🥸
checks dms
turf on walleye for the 3rd time!
fun
bros hair color got scratched off
octobrush secret top tier??
is the lobby buggin out orr
also @inland gulch can u send me the nightime mod :3
oh then what is it
its the S.E.X protocol
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I hate u
ermm we dont allow hackers
I'll try not to hack
🥺
send UI and backround mod pls ❤️
erm... actually ☝🏼
yeaj that
crazy
the ui
Wow
darn
wap
Okay
booting
Opening geck9
LFMAOO
this but with ur moms legs
I'm doing it with ur cok
hello????
Me everytime
toes
oh
In ur moms basement
3 am!
11 a.m.
Stay fresh
Lmao
Finish ur stoobid match
wait are we playing or not @inland gulch
imagine not having an anti crash code 🙄
Im in vacation cuh
Don't u have ur pc with u or something
True
zis is america
ermm i dont think so
Don't wait anymore
ermm pls dont crashy washy me
What.
this match is sponsored by nord vpn 🥸
no like u press the ps4 button 2 times and steam goes full screen
Only one has the right to hack,m
Can I join ?
Yeah
Ur PS4 controller took over ur pc
and so did my music mod
@graceful quartz are you in?
wrf did u do to my game
Wtf?
im in
As always bruh
No ur not
@jaunty frigate join my pb If u want
That's not a fact
Restart it
oh my mods work now for some reason
@jaunty frigate
Forresl
forresl
ok but like i thought u were gonna be hacking or something
I in
who are these jps
Fake Ass bitch
I'm playing fare and rectangle
They got doxxed to 😥
splash strong!
0*
very good balencing!
I'm so good
can i join?
Ggs
do i have to quit?
gg
No balancing no life no birches
@inland gulch separate me and dream octo next match
@graceful quartz besties or wtv
Omg yess
i dont understand
WHAT THE FUCK
?
i got dc
sure
No
Please
U connection is actually suck
🥺
Forget it
It isn't !
you have mcdonald's connection
no
My trust issues is already here
Anyone up for a match or 2?
What if we try one time
Nah
And we'll see what happens
Pb is open btw
Yay!
Im faster
trust dream is the best host ever (your game will crash)
What's ur problem
My game was never crashed at least
3/8
Pb
🙄
he threw like 80 point sensors at me at one time then my shit killed itself
Bruh
Point Sensor!
@topaz flicker your internet is a Burger King
i got 0006'd
Im still in
ikr 😭
Wtf
gg
Anyone up for a match
@graceful quartz cool game u got there
jgeckou more like forcing my PC to reboot b/c I had a proxy open
Gg
Stop hacking @graceful quartz
😠
Okay
that was unfair
and?
Fr
gg
Oh no I hackerw
Ya’ll playing some sploon?
Dynamo down bad unfair
yes
Mind if I join?
Yes.
Yess
I need to make my playable oth mod
🥹
Remie 3k
Btw can you use octolings in pretendo servers?
Gg
Wut
2v1 time
Bruh
sorry i have to get out
I dont see the room open 😭
What
Pee bees
pbs
Pb
Who’s room is it?
Me, Jim and sam are in
Aka who do I need to friend bc no one is open for me
Friend Jim
Kk
my wii u crashed
Oh they have a friend request for me lmao
?
What.
Btw can you use octolings online with pretendo or is it still bad for lobbies?
Ah kk
ima try blasters
Imma switch my gender to player 2 tmr then
I should also use that patch on gamebanana
ima switch my gender to girl
I love being octoling gender
Fr
Fr
Pb reopened
ok
cuz i like the woomy
Octolingender
Joining
if i try to 1v1 jim i already lost
@fading hamlet u joining ?
No.
Got 0502
Same
Try again
Trying to join again
502 is the new 312?
0006
Got 0006
u are at mcdonald's
Wtf Lexie is I'm my walls
Last time
In
I think the server can't matchmake 2 or more ppl at the same time
You should try again
Yeah
Honest reaction
Did you restart your game ?
why dont we speak with GIFS
*can't
Trying to join again
Only three kills 😿
Sure
Yeah
gg
Yes butcher her
Reset
Frye is just the second worst idol because it was introduced in the same game with big man
who is the best idol
CALLIE
My that logic shiver is also terrible
CALLIE
Also by that logic callie sucks because she’s the most shipped with bug man
MARIE IS THE WORST
Thank you omg
Shiver is a tinee tiny bit worse that5 Callie
BEHIND FRYE AND HER GIANT FOREHEAD
Than
Pearl is the best
no
Pb is reopening
callie is the best
The community is a failure
best at getting kidnapped 4847484848 times
I would say something but you’re right
What
Gg
What time is it for you currently
In France it is like 12 a clock
yes
12 oclock
O right
its 12 AM
Alright Dream Octo hack now
Nah
People keep bullying me if i used cheat 😔
We just got our asses kucke
i hate hacks
Cool for you, not for us
me
???
Yes
i wanna do hacker party with ya
I live in Germany
Leave this server now
YES
challenge battles rn
57k line of code ❤️
sure
Let's go
rn?
Bouta be like good old times with japanese cheaters
Shopping rn 😔
My mom keep getting in new store i want to get back home quick
Just make ur wii u portable 😎
wow standby actually worked for once
No u were not.
GG
I lived
Oh portable wii u ! Like a Switch 🤓☝🏽
joining next round
lol
… 🙃
ok
im always the one with the most deaths
I had such a trashy gear and it didn't even work
Just get better
I wanna know now
If i get on im only playing a stupid weapon
Can we use bannable gear?
I could like around 9 p.m.
Gear or weapon
Both
If everyone has nohash
Just weapon for sum it's nit allowed because for the carbon roller and some hero mode weapons there advantage
A file to disable the kick of online play using bannable gear.
Delusion will explain better
Nice
Ill send in a min
- hero mode weapons don’t work online
- even if they did their params break outside octo valley so they would be trash
Ye hero mode weapong don't work outside that
It just shoot nun
But the carbon roller and some other one
Work
hero roller also works kinda
The only not working are some hero mode that break
only the rolling works
No there also the sniper stuff
Yes
doesn’t work
I need to try it again but weapon don't show up on my inventory
Idk why
Tho all the gear show
Anyone have an idea on how to edit the abillity of the hidden gears
Want to make a perfect save with the hidden gears perfect too
GG
hero shot works perfectly
can i play with jim?
ok we lost
How do you enable nohash?
even in pbs it works
who is the host
Me after completely destroying every splatoon nintendo network lobby with cheat
ZOOKA IS GOOD
Man I just wanna use rival goggles online 😭
Just use the save and the no hash?
And boss file i guess ?
hidden clothes are allowed hidden weapons arent
No boss file
Oh okay
SdCafiine files
What abt edited weapons?
Wdym
U can't edit weapon without statick.pack edit ?
only if everyone in the pb agrees
I have the most toxic statick pack weapon 😔
i have paintbrush 2.0
.....
The sniper have aimbot
The splatershot jr have aimbot too
and the roller?
Roller paint the whole map
o
And also shoot at thousant of meter away
Or sum
And all the map are broken asf lmao
normal
Some weapon don't work like bambomix stuff
ah
Nice