Splatoon

[sly wraith]

i saw somewhere that there’s a program that turns it into a gamepad

[wise holly]

LibDRC
but you can also just use Cemu

[wide kestrel]

it's been saying please wait for 3 minutes

[zenith fractal]

why.................

[jaunty swallow]

i guess today i cant send fr

[wide kestrel]

AND THEN IT SAYS UR ON MY FRIENDS LIST ALREADY????????

[wise holly]

can even use the Steam Deck screen as the gamepad screen and put the TV screen on a connected monitor

[wide kestrel]

Oh

Request accepted

Immora

[wise holly]

ye

[jaunty swallow]

accepted scrim

[thick rampart]

ty

[wise holly]

anyway
shutterbug2000_ is the PNID if someone wants to add so I can join

:p

[zenith fractal]

i can add you

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[wide kestrel]

if it will accept

Pretendo ain't too happy rn huh

[zenith fractal]

sent

[viral flame]

idk its worked fine for me today (i have not used it)

[jaunty swallow]

did you send a fr?

[wide kestrel]

It said you are already on my Friends list when you aren't

[zenith fractal]

ayyy

[thorn storm]

lmaooo

[jaunty swallow]

oh

[wide kestrel]

I'll just join thru @shy star

[jaunty swallow]

well idk

[wide kestrel]

I'm done with the FL

[jaunty swallow]

ok ill make the room then

[thick rampart]

great and when in my testing it never softlocked

[warm garden]

booting

[thick rampart]

it does now

[wide kestrel]

Watch it 0512 or 0006 again

[thick rampart]

HOLY FUCK

[zenith fractal]

is samon even in the lobby

[thick rampart]

ANOTHER SOFTLOCK

[hollow latch]

I been getting those lately in the server update

[jaunty swallow]

im hosting

[wide kestrel]

How are you accessing the FL

[shy star]

its not even mede yet

[wide kestrel]

Thru Splatoon or by itself

[thick rampart]

im on console

through splatoon

[wide kestrel]

Don't

That will always Softlock

[zenith fractal]

oh my bad

[hollow latch]

How many people are playing?

[zenith fractal]

MEM CAKE

[wide kestrel]

You need to close app to avoid soft locking

[zenith fractal]

no wait

is that the skip icon actually

idr lol

[hollow latch]

Yes

[shy star]

tell us when

[hollow latch]

Rush to Windows.

I could host too if you want me too

Have a good record of hosting.

[jaunty swallow]

ok rooms made

@shy star

[shy star]

booting

[jaunty swallow]

@wide kestrel

[wide kestrel]

Yeah what's up

[zenith fractal]

lmk once youre in

[misty adder]

Joining rn

[hollow latch]

Same joining too

[misty adder]

I'm in

[rare wharf]

yall got room?

[jaunty swallow]

yea

join if you want

[rare wharf]

ok im gonna join in a but, doin some splatoon 3 stuff rq :)

[warm garden]

trying really hard to join

[jaunty swallow]

cool

[hollow latch]

0512

Trying again.

[wide kestrel]

I need to restart my console

[jaunty swallow]

if it doesnt work someone else can host

2/8

[warm garden]

my game crashed lmao

[zenith fractal]

whos the other one in your lobby

[jaunty swallow]

scrim

[zenith fractal]

ah

[rare wharf]

yes, pride cat, we love

[hollow latch]

0521

[jaunty swallow]

damn it, it worked fine before

[shy star]

booting

[hollow latch]

Honestly I been erroring alot more often with the server rewrite.

[jaunty swallow]

same

[hollow latch]

So bleh

[warm garden]

rebooting environment and game

[jaunty swallow]

its kinda sad

there was a lot of hype 😔

[hollow latch]

I might just go back to Sploot 3

[warm garden]

stuff's a lot of trial and error it comes with the territory

[wide kestrel]

Joining

[rare wharf]

in the news rn

[shy star]

joining

[warm garden]

at news rn

[jaunty swallow]

finallyyy

[rare wharf]

did they finish the splatoon 1 server rewrite?

[hollow latch]

I assume no.

[jaunty swallow]

4/8

[zenith fractal]

whos the 4th now lol

[jaunty swallow]

Vital and Masoooni are in

[zenith fractal]

hmm

[rare wharf]

slay :P

[warm garden]

absolutely struggling rn

[zenith fractal]

same

[thick rampart]

0521

[shy star]

118-0521

[thick rampart]

and dc

[wise holly]

server reboot incoming

[thick rampart]

in the lobby

[wide kestrel]

Lobby broke

[thick rampart]

oh okay

[jaunty swallow]

well if you guys want someone else can try to host

[wide kestrel]

I can host

[jaunty swallow]

oh

[shy star]

booting x ♾️

[zenith fractal]

now hold on

[wide kestrel]

What are you booting

[zenith fractal]

how many people are we

[wide kestrel]

To cause a restart to be needed

[zenith fractal]

if were enough we can just go to ranked

[jaunty swallow]

0006

[rare wharf]

ERROR118

[wise holly]

just realized part of the issue

[rare wharf]

bro

[wise holly]

lol

[shy star]

sploon for the 100th time

[jaunty swallow]

funnnn

[warm garden]

what's the issue

[thick rampart]

of 0521?

[rare wharf]

the room shut down

wtf

[wide kestrel]

Why are you restarting so much

[wise holly]

yeah
i had the timeout way too high

[zenith fractal]

damn

[wide kestrel]

Room up

[thick rampart]

huh

[warm garden]

oh i see

[jaunty swallow]

probably boot loop

[rare wharf]

vital i dont have you :/

[wide kestrel]

From what

[shy star]

cuse i got 118-0521 for every joining ettempt

[wide kestrel]

U can join thru someone

[rare wharf]

windows can u join vital plz

[jaunty swallow]

you can join thru me

[wise holly]

that'd be too quick
i have it at 10 rn, but if it's stable at 10 I might lower it a little more

[wide kestrel]

Samon needs to join first

I think

[jaunty swallow]

im booting rn

[wide kestrel]

Ok

[sly wraith]

[wise holly]

basically, if your game doesn't talk to the server for 10 seconds, it's removed from the server and all rooms it was in

[zenith fractal]

damn

[thick rampart]

what

[zenith fractal]

what was theoriginal value lol

[thick rampart]

that was the problem?

should we try pubs to see if it still happens?

[warm garden]

yeah if there's too much time with no talking it probably doesn't know what to do

[wise holly]

the problem is it wasn't doing that
so if you failed to join a room, you'd just sit in the room

forever

[thick rampart]

oh...

[wise holly]

and clients would try to connect to a nonexistant client

and never connect

[zenith fractal]

oooooooooooooo

[wise holly]

b/c it's not there

[thick rampart]

interesting...

[wide kestrel]

Scrimbim is in

[hollow latch]

So is it safe to try again?

[zenith fractal]

fascinating

[shy star]

interesting..

[wide kestrel]

XP can't u join thru them

[jaunty swallow]

okk

[shy star]

can i beet up the server now?

[wise holly]

this is usually not an issue if someone disconnects correctly
but if you fail to connect, or cemu crashes, etc.
you just become a "ghost" so to speak and hang out in a room that no one can join

[thick rampart]

no wonder why nobody could join a pub earlier today..

like a ghost lobby

[wise holly]

yeah

[shy star]

could i host just this once

[thick rampart]

reminds me of mk8's ghost lobby bug back then

[warm garden]

yeah the game knew there was a lobby it just couldn't communicate and it just. got stuck

[wise holly]

tbf, eventually the client would be removed!
there was a ping timeout set
...at 999 seconds

lol

[zenith fractal]

splatoon 3 moment

[wise holly]

LOL

[thick rampart]

LMFAO

[hollow latch]

Endless loading ahoy

[wise holly]

anyway, is there a room open rn?

[warm garden]

we should get you guys to work on splat 3 you'd know what to do

[zenith fractal]

asking the same thing

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[jaunty swallow]

it doesnt show them connected

[wise holly]

haha debatable

[thick rampart]

well there is a pub rn

[wide kestrel]

There is I'm waiting

[thick rampart]

3/8

[zenith fractal]

omw

[wide kestrel]

Scrim is in tho????

Fuck it

Pubs

[thick rampart]

hopefully it works

[jaunty swallow]

lol

[thick rampart]

[zenith fractal]

how much time left

[wise holly]

joining the pub

[misty adder]

Worth a try lol

[thick rampart]

you increesed the timer lol

so its good for a while

[zenith fractal]

nice

[rare wharf]

not showing4 me

im gonna relaunch

[thick rampart]

no errors yet?

[wise holly]

6/8

[thick rampart]

[misty adder]

Hell yea 2 more

[warm garden]

6. this game wants me so bad

[thick rampart]

2 more

[rare wharf]

save me a spot

[jaunty swallow]

joining

[zenith fractal]

joining

[rare wharf]

(lmao)

RIP

[wise holly]

rip lol

[rare wharf]

LMFAOOO

[misty adder]

0006 nice

[thick rampart]

somebody left

[rare wharf]

have fun tho yall

[zenith fractal]

7/8

[jaunty swallow]

7/8!!

[thick rampart]

7/8

[warm garden]

this game hates me so much lol

[jaunty swallow]

we need a hero

[rare wharf]

oh

[zenith fractal]

i didnt have time to change my weapon ;_;

[rare wharf]

lemme try to join up

[zenith fractal]

im gonna use squelcher

[wise holly]

better hurryyyyy

[misty adder]

In a pub if anyone's still trying

[wise holly]

:3

[thick rampart]

..i think i have the wrong weapon set..

[jaunty swallow]

rip

[rare wharf]

girl im at the news😭

[thick rampart]

if i leave the lobby dies

fuck

uh

[jaunty swallow]

Noooooooooo

[zenith fractal]

what

[jaunty swallow]

0006

[inland gulch]

HII BESTIE

[warm garden]

I'M IN

[thick rampart]

wha

[zenith fractal]

the lobby still dies if the host leaves?

[hollow latch]

7/8

[rare wharf]

HEYYY

[thick rampart]

pretty sure yes

[zenith fractal]

oof

[rare wharf]

the room literally doesnt show for me

[hollow latch]

Full

[thick rampart]

nice

[warm garden]

W

[zenith fractal]

8/8

[rare wharf]

OH ITS FUCKING PUBS

bro.

[zenith fractal]

ALFONSINO MY BELOVED

[jaunty swallow]

wait

[rare wharf]

:|

i thoguht it was priv

[jaunty swallow]

lol

[zenith fractal]

we have a dc

[inland gulch]

bro cannot read

[rare wharf]

me when:

[wide kestrel]

YAY

[jaunty swallow]

pls put me in standby game

[wide kestrel]

006

[inland gulch]

i when you me when i you thinks that moment when i you i like yeah

[rare wharf]

my god

[wide kestrel]

Relatable

[jaunty swallow]

split

3/8

[rare wharf]

it says joining next available battle for me

😍

[jaunty swallow]

fucking amazing

[jaunty swallow]

nice

[shy star]

https://tenor.com/view/sad-dead-inside-gif-26152629

[zenith fractal]

blaster..............

bad match

[shy star]

joinin- idc no more

[zenith fractal]

who even dced

[thick rampart]

yeah i had the wrong weapon set..

[jaunty swallow]

join our lobby

5/8

[rare wharf]

6/8

[hollow latch]

Two people left

[jaunty swallow]

were about to time out

[zenith fractal]

try joining via the friends tab samon

[inland gulch]

try leaving via the friends tab samon >:3

[hollow latch]

Also who's the guy with the Japanese name? They got lucky when I point blank flicked my roller at them... Yet the second time it killed them.

[zenith fractal]

wait

wha happun to shutter

[inland gulch]

squid games!

[shy star]

https://tenor.com/view/empty-gif-21570539

[hollow latch]

full

[zenith fractal]

O_O

[wise holly]

"i wonder why my steam deck is laggy"
(it was at 7 tdp limit)

[viral flame]

now do switch emulation and it will lag constantly

[inland gulch]

shit got me bricked up 🤦🤦

omg im joining the next battle so cool!

[viral flame]

(you will never join)

[zenith fractal]

WHO IS THE SNIPER

[zenith fractal]

oh

mason

squidbag at the end...................

took me by surprise

i cant aim with squelcher

[jaunty swallow]

fuck this

[inland gulch]

I got kicked :3

[jaunty swallow]

oh

[rare wharf]

i felt silly

[warm garden]

game kicked me

[thick rampart]

server reboot?

0006

[hollow latch]

Yep...

[zenith fractal]

0006

[rare wharf]

error 118

slayyyyyyyyyyyy

[zenith fractal]

FINALLY I CAN CHANGE MY WEAPON

[wise holly]

server crash go brrrrr

;-;

[rare wharf]

YESSIRRRR

[thick rampart]

same

[warm garden]

server is really going through it today

[rare wharf]

this damn rewrite needs to happen fast

[celest mural]

Uh

[zenith fractal]

3/8

4/8

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[thick rampart]

managed to join

[zenith fractal]

5

[thick rampart]

no 0521

lmfao

[zenith fractal]

6

[haughty pasture]

ggs for the 1 and a half matches lol

[zenith fractal]

what if i told you i have splatfest maps enabled

7

im jk lol

[warm garden]

OOOH

[zenith fractal]

would be cool tho

[thick rampart]

hopefully it syncs

imagine

[warm garden]

OH C'MON

[wise holly]

alright I fixed the bug that caused that crash

[hollow latch]

Resetting because cemu is wonky on pro controller

[thick rampart]

reboot

huh

[zenith fractal]

it would serverside and on modded everywhere except hammerhead iirc

0006

[jaunty swallow]

0006

[warm garden]

lobby is back, 2/8

[zenith fractal]

aw

im no longer host

[hollow latch]

Im in my own lil lobby

[thick rampart]

to be honest theses servers are better than splatoon 3's

[zenith fractal]

infinite join screen

[thick rampart]

at least you can join back up quickly

[hollow latch]

2/8

[rare wharf]

same

opp

[zenith fractal]

wow

[wise holly]

LOLL

[rare wharf]

5/8

[zenith fractal]

that took ages

[rare wharf]

now

[hollow latch]

Looks like I was split lol

[inland gulch]

yeah ive had to wait 20 mins for an x rank match before ON A GAME WITH 10 MILLION USERS

[hollow latch]

:v

[thick rampart]

and here we go

0521

[zenith fractal]

p2p be like

[warm garden]

wish i could do the cool battle modding stuff but i don't think i can even do that on real hardware
at least not easily unless i'm like dumb or something

[zenith fractal]

even if matchmaking is done on a server

[hollow latch]

Isn't X rank like best players under like 4k players?

[zenith fractal]

depends

did you reach s+0

[thick rampart]

0006

[inland gulch]

getting into x rank is extremely easy in s3

[hollow latch]

Wouldn't know because I just started in S3

[zenith fractal]

getting into s can also be hard

[inland gulch]

LOL it is not

[warm garden]

yeah the x rank pool is the largest it's ever been. and the matchmaking is worse somehow

[zenith fractal]

it all relies on how matchmake wants you to be

[wise holly]

see Splatoon 3's problem is that the p2p is crap afaik
Splatoon 1 has better p2p, but our servers suck lol

[hollow latch]

Lol people joining me

[haughty pasture]

splatoon 3 sucks

[zenith fractal]

rank ups hate me for a reason

[haughty pasture]

jk

kinda

[hollow latch]

4/8

[inland gulch]

you can easily solo carry yourself into s+

[zenith fractal]

wait

split???

[zenith fractal]

i did that 3 times already

and it always takes 5 rank ups

[warm garden]

splat 1 has a better base tick rate which is why it doesn't suck as much as the other two

[hollow latch]

I think 3 is worse then 2

[warm garden]

it is

[zenith fractal]

AGREED

[wise holly]

tick rate doesn't explain the constant mid-match disconnects tho...

[warm garden]

lowest tick rate in the series

[haughty pasture]

isnt s2 and s3 tickrate the same

[hollow latch]

Ok I wasn't the only one who noticed that

[zenith fractal]

pretty sure 3s is higher than 2

[warm garden]

then how is it even worse.

[inland gulch]

i have dced a lot in s3 with ethernet that has 300 download and 20 upload bc the p2p is that bad 😭😭

[zenith fractal]

they allowed more internet types or something

[hollow latch]

I wanna limit my matchmaking to NA and JP only reject everyone else in 3.

[zenith fractal]

they made a sponsorship with mcdonalds so people can play while eating a mcrib

lol

[hollow latch]

Since JP servers I get 70-90MS from couple JP games I play on.

[wise holly]

my internet is gigabit up+down
i disconnect almost every other game

[warm garden]

unfortunately you can't do that due to how regions are grouped

[hollow latch]

Yeah I know

[zenith fractal]

you know what i hate the most

[inland gulch]

you can try to use vpn to make it basically only jp but setting up a vpn is such a fucking pain on switch

[zenith fractal]

blocking doesnt work in 3 anymore

[thick rampart]

s3's P2P be like

[zenith fractal]

you need to report people so you dont match with them again

[inland gulch]

it didnt work in s2 iirc either

idk abt s1 since i never blocked in 1

[zenith fractal]

omfg

[haughty pasture]

only in x rank

[wise holly]

what the hell

[warm garden]

average splatoon 3 match

[thick rampart]

and theres a dc

2 dcs

[hollow latch]

I counter some mixed connections but not as bad as that

[inland gulch]

it was me laugh out loud

[haughty pasture]

wow that was a really long match

[misty adder]

Finally get into a match just to immediately dc

[thick rampart]

and i dced

[misty adder]

Hell yea brah

[swift spade]

dced

yay

[inland gulch]

still better then s3

[warm garden]

and i softlocked awesome

[zenith fractal]

welp

com error

[rare wharf]

bro im going to lose it

[hollow latch]

2/8 lobby lol

[thick rampart]

well it isn't a server error

[rare wharf]

priv battles plz

[haughty pasture]

yes then we can play ranked modes

[zenith fractal]

pls no private battles

restarting splatoon on cemu is so annoying with the news

[rare wharf]

why not tho

ok

[zenith fractal]

whatcha playing

[misty adder]

I'd be down for priv but this pub rotation is amazing

[warm garden]

same thing as us, they're on cemu

[wise holly]

see
our servers are bad
but at least we don't have the resources of Nintendo (read: splatoon 3 sold like crazy) while having bad servers

[zenith fractal]

which is sad

it shows they can get away with anything

just because of a name

[wise holly]

YEP

[viral flame]

im trying to mess with steam input to adjust stick deadzones and gyro drift

[zenith fractal]

damn

[viral flame]

but my emulator keeps freezing

[thick rampart]

comm error?

[viral flame]

💔

[rare wharf]

4/8

[zenith fractal]

splatoon 3 moment

[warm garden]

at least you have the excuse of being a team of a few people. nintendo has no reason to not have dedicated servers for one of their highest selling original ips

[viral flame]

i dont wanna have to delete my s3 shader cache

[wise holly]

yeah

[zenith fractal]

but think about the poor indie studio if they buy servers the devs will starve

[inland gulch]

i tripe dog dare u to delete it

[wise holly]

small indie studio, please understand*
(* small indie studios often have better servers)

[zenith fractal]

someone dced

[misty adder]

Dc'd again fuckin hell

[zenith fractal]

scrim

yep

[swift spade]

can’t get to a lobby

[hollow latch]

https://tenor.com/view/judd-little-gif-13669697

[inland gulch]

and my controlled stopped working mid match

cool!

[warm garden]

in standby

[rare wharf]

dc

[thick rampart]

again

great

[haughty pasture]

not to mention! we have to pay for nintendos shitty servers

[thick rampart]

well we squidbagged until we dced

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[wise holly]

lol

[warm garden]

even worse

[zenith fractal]

damn

[shy star]

wow

[swift spade]

yikes

[haughty pasture]

legal theft

[warm garden]

and server crash

[haughty pasture]

nintendo switch online

[swift spade]

was stuck in searching 5 mins then error code

[velvet dagger]

all i ask for the next console is to have better online

[wise holly]

nah
it'll be even worse

[hollow latch]

Faster memory too

[misty adder]

Yea really lol

[zenith fractal]

itll be much worse

[warm garden]

you think nintendo cares about its online that's cute

[zenith fractal]

input lag will be triple

[thick rampart]

and host dced

F

[misty adder]

Nintendo online sucked on wii in 2007 and it sucks in 2023

[wise holly]

switch was worse than wii u, switch 2 will be worse than switch

:D

[zenith fractal]

exactly

[haughty pasture]

splatoon 4 gonna have a 8hz tick rate

[hollow latch]

I gave up

[inland gulch]

omg ive played s1 on cemu for 69 hours cool 🥸🥸

[swift spade]

😩

[zenith fractal]

never play it again

[hollow latch]

I got two matches in but better then nothing!

[swift spade]

true

[misty adder]

More than me lol

[swift spade]

fr

[zenith fractal]

guys

[thick rampart]

trust me smash ultimate had worse tickrate until later patches

[zenith fractal]

this is still better than splatfest matchmaking lol

[thick rampart]

at least smash 4 actually runs???

[swift spade]

lmaooo

[misty adder]

True. At least I can get to the word go before i dc

[rare wharf]

i just know im gonna pre order that damn switch 2

[warm garden]

smash 4 ran pretty good for the most part in my experience. i like it when i can play games

[haughty pasture]

i dont like the switch as a console but i do like its games

[velvet dagger]

that moment when the 20 year old game has better internet than a modern game

[swift spade]

welp i tried to join hopefully it’ll let me next time i get on

[inland gulch]

to bad smash 4 was dogshit to actually play

[thick rampart]

how does a older game have better P2P than fucking smash ultimate

[warm garden]

dude there are dreamcast games with better connection on dialup

[zenith fractal]

it wasnt on the switch thats why lmao

[velvet dagger]

referring to melee ofc with slippi

[thick rampart]

im stuck searching

uhhh

[shy star]

dedass right

[thick rampart]

oh there

[viral flame]

oh well

[thick rampart]

what

you got nsfw punished...?

[rare wharf]

we still playin?

[warm garden]

skill issue

[velvet dagger]

cause the switch has bad wifi hardware and they dont give you a lan port with the ocnsole unless you buy an oled

[inland gulch]

bro got the homo hair

[viral flame]

rgb gamer hair

[zenith fractal]

welcome to my lobby domin

[hollow latch]

USB ones work funny enough.

[rare wharf]

r we still playin

[hollow latch]

They are I think but im not.

[warm garden]

we're still trying i think

[inland gulch]

pb? :3

[misty adder]

I'm still trying to join

[wise holly]

adjusted stuff

[zenith fractal]

0006

[viral flame]

all nintendo consoles don't like wifi

it's either slow or unstable

[zenith fractal]

AYYY IM HOST

[thorn storm]

LMAOOO IM HOST

[velvet dagger]

the wifi warriors

[thick rampart]

well im stuck searching

there we go

finally timed out

[velvet dagger]

personally with s3 i dont have that many issues with dcs but still

[zenith fractal]

i tried adding wifi to that dslite setting thing on my 3ds and it asked for a wep password lmao

[swift spade]

i have a few errors with s3 but it’s not terrible

[viral flame]

i had to blow 11 dollar on an ethernet adapter just for s3

[thick rampart]

at least with 1 and 2 you could just... instantly rejoin a match

[warm garden]

S3 hated me this splatfest it would not let me onto tricolor unless i begged on my hands and knees

[velvet dagger]

for the record i play on a 5ghz wifi connection

[zenith fractal]

6/8

7

[viral flame]

not because i was disconnecting in game but because i kept disconnecting in the plaza

[velvet dagger]

okay lemme join

[hollow latch]

I have people just not connecting or disconnect in match but was like rare 1 out of 10 matches

[swift spade]

i got banned 3 times this splatfest for dc tho lol

[zenith fractal]

wow

[inland gulch]

even tho s3 has a lot of dcs the worst thing about the game is the actual in game lag

[swift spade]

each was like 10 mins

[inland gulch]

i've lost so many matches bc the enemies are literally fucking flying

[viral flame]

someone starts lagging and there goes your frametime

like i drop to 1 fps when someone starts lagging

[velvet dagger]

like I had this laggy player earlier today https://fxtwitter.com/techmuse8/status/1680669906701004800?s=46&t=SOnqplVjnh6STo-tImMaGQ

[inland gulch]

same with salmon run, someone pops inkjet and your shit starts EXPLODING

or theres a lot of stingers/flyfish the game just shits itself

[viral flame]

Meeee :3

Love it when I still start lagging and everyone just inexplicably dies

[inland gulch]

omg haii techmuse

[velvet dagger]

even worse when the whole lobby slowly breaks because the host dcd and the game cant host transfer in time

[zenith fractal]

match done

[thick rampart]

i have NA aim

[haughty pasture]

OMG we made it through a whole match

[viral flame]

yes the video is 300 MB no i don't care

[inland gulch]

or when the tetras players transcends time and gets the unreleased octa dualies

[viral flame]

matching 300 seconds my beloved

[inland gulch]

@rare wharf how did i kill you when my motion stop working 😭😭

[thick rampart]

i go zooming with this kit

lmfao

[zenith fractal]

im gonna frame this

[inland gulch]

my motion stop working

[zenith fractal]

i saw

[inland gulch]

bc why wouldn't it!

[thick rampart]

im saving that

[zenith fractal]

hahahahahahahah

[inland gulch]

counter argument

[zenith fractal]

thats photoshopped

[rare wharf]

stop.

neow.

[thick rampart]

how the f did i escape at all??

[warm garden]

scrim is in the connection trenches pray for them

[zenith fractal]

i wonder for how long i can be host

[inland gulch]

u guys were struggling against me in a 3v1 😭😭

[zenith fractal]

proof

where is it

no proof = lies

[inland gulch]

🥸

u literally said i have aimbot👹👹

[misty adder]

Fr been trying but keep dc'ing immediately

[warm garden]

i respect the effort

[misty adder]

It's kinda sunk cost fallacy at this point lol

[inland gulch]

i love it when the game puts me in a split

❤️❤️

[thick rampart]

https://gamebanana.com/mods/456226

well this exists

thats how they aim better

[zenith fractal]

im surprised how long i was able to survive on that enemy flank

[inland gulch]

dont u also have that installed 🥸

dee toe or wtv

[rare wharf]

wait yall use aimbot?

[thick rampart]

well i do

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[zenith fractal]

whats with all the burst bombs

[rare wharf]

i told u im silly

[zenith fractal]

i wish i could leave lol

[inland gulch]

it isnt aimbot, its just a mod that reduces the in game motion drift

it just makes your actual inputs more accurate in game

[thick rampart]

lemme swap

[rare wharf]

alr gn yall

ima shlump

[inland gulch]

gn

[zenith fractal]

pain

[rare wharf]

yall better have good nights or ill find you

thanks!

[zenith fractal]

what if i wont

[warm garden]

thanks that's a very nice threat

[rare wharf]

ill find you

simple

[inland gulch]

i stg my splat is broken bc i always get put in a split for no reason like wtf

[zenith fractal]

find me.

play watch dogs

[rare wharf]

:)

[inland gulch]

:}

[zenith fractal]

HOW

[thick rampart]

GG

[zenith fractal]

im mad

[shy star]

comeback was good

[zenith fractal]

:(

[inland gulch]

i got in slaaay

[thick rampart]

no matchmaking errors yet?

[zenith fractal]

this isnt very joyous

[warm garden]

matches have been going pretty well for the most part functionally

[zenith fractal]

thank me

[inland gulch]

i had a redemption arc after that no motion match

[zenith fractal]

okay next match gonna define if i stay or leave lol

[thick rampart]

oh somebody else joined?

[zenith fractal]

cool

just like splatoon 3

[inland gulch]

spawncamping ❤️

[zenith fractal]

have fun finding a new lobby

the sweat levels are off the chart

[inland gulch]

dawg spawn camping will happen in any first person shooter if there is a skill difference

[thick rampart]

i was on standby

[zenith fractal]

enjoy com error

sorry but not sorry

[warm garden]

com error didn't happen bro i'm the new host

[zenith fractal]

HOW

[warm garden]

oh nevermind

[thick rampart]

you will dc in a bit

[zenith fractal]

HA

[warm garden]

guess it will

[thick rampart]

knew it

[velvet dagger]

timer froze

[zenith fractal]

knew it

[inland gulch]

who tf is shrimp crab

[thick rampart]

splatfest PTSD

[warm garden]

damn what do you got against me i didn't do anything

[vocal nebula]

anyone wanna play?

[warm garden]

damn i was just about to be. done

[vocal nebula]

i queued into pubs but i think i got the infinite queue so we might have to do pbs

[thick rampart]

im also stuck

[inland gulch]

sams

same

[warm garden]

welp

[inland gulch]

triplets or wtv

[vocal nebula]

so do yall wanna do pbs then?

[inland gulch]

im down but idk if they are

[misty adder]

I'd be down if I can actually play a match

[vocal nebula]

what are ur pnids ill add yall

[velvet dagger]

cant wait to finish my level 20 journey

[warm garden]

i'm gonna check something but feel free to add me

[inland gulch]

mine is in the name

[vocal nebula]

added

[misty adder]

Pnid is Scrungus

[vocal nebula]

added

[warm garden]

👍

[inland gulch]

who is gonna host?

[vocal nebula]

added

[vocal nebula]

dont know if u wanna join in but i added u aswell

ill host btw

[misty adder]

Can I try hosting?

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[inland gulch]

sure

[vocal nebula]

sure ig

[inland gulch]

tell us when its up so we can join

[vocal nebula]

i just booted splatoon so if ur alr in the game then go for it

[misty adder]

Alright pb is open

[inland gulch]

booting

[velvet dagger]

gonna try and join through imora

[inland gulch]

actually wait im stupid i need to wait for trav to join

[vocal nebula]

joining

just joined

[warm garden]

joining soon

[vocal nebula]

cdawgg u can join thru me

[inland gulch]

yeah im rebooting rn

[warm garden]

chose the wrong thing hold on a few minutes

[vocal nebula]

wait imma be afk for like 30 secs imma pour out my drink

[misty adder]

Any mode you guys want in particular?

[warm garden]

any mode is fine by me

[inland gulch]

im fine with anything besides turf

[misty adder]

Ok. Let's just hope I don't dc as soon as the match starts

[inland gulch]

error

[misty adder]

Shit 0006

[vocal nebula]

L

just came back

0006

[inland gulch]

should i try hosting instead?

[misty adder]

Made another room

[inland gulch]

oh nvm

[vocal nebula]

oh ill join scrimmy

[misty adder]

If it craps out on me again you can host c

[inland gulch]

k

just tell me when u have joined

[vocal nebula]

tell me when room is made

[misty adder]

New rooms up

[inland gulch]

i think its bc they remade without hosting it wont show up

maybe i will be weong

[vocal nebula]

what

does this mean

[inland gulch]

wait my sent and made no sense

[vocal nebula]

remade it without hosting ??

[inland gulch]

sorru

hosting without remade

[vocal nebula]

i dont see it btw

[inland gulch]

im tired sorry

yeah i was right

[vocal nebula]

im still confused

ill try hosting

[inland gulch]

FUCK

[misty adder]

True, if you want to try c go for it

I'll join through trav

[inland gulch]

trav will host

[vocal nebula]

ok room open pass is 0000

[inland gulch]

pass dosent work on pretendo btw

[vocal nebula]

ik passwords dont work but the only way for my rooms to work is if i put a password

its weird 😭

[inland gulch]

thats weird

[warm garden]

. should i try

[misty adder]

Huh, strange

[vocal nebula]

rooms open btw

[inland gulch]

what?

[warm garden]

i can't see the room

[misty adder]

The rooms not working without a pass

Not showing up for me either

[inland gulch]

i cant see

ill host

[vocal nebula]

ookk what the flip

[inland gulch]

pb up

[vocal nebula]

i still dont understand that remaking without hosting thing

like what does that mean 😭

joining C

it worked

[inland gulch]

ok i meant sometimes if you rehost without resetting it wont work but i said it wrong

[vocal nebula]

WHAR IS RESETTING

like closing and reopeningn splatoon???

[warm garden]

resetting the game

[inland gulch]

LIKE CLOSING THE GAME

[vocal nebula]

oh

😭

[misty adder]

Resetting

[warm garden]

. 🧍

[inland gulch]

dont we have 1 more or am i tripping

[misty adder]

Gonna add c directly, still not showing trav in a pb

[inland gulch]

ok

[vocal nebula]

yeaahhh i might have to reset 😭

[inland gulch]

i'll try accepting without reseting, and if that dosent work ill just rehost and reset

[vocal nebula]

if i dc ill just reset

[inland gulch]

@misty adder did u sent the request?

send**

[misty adder]

Doing a hard reset because it was stuck loading when I typed your name

[inland gulch]

hmm i just feel like something may be up with you wifi if your running into all these errors

[vocal nebula]

if you try to use the friends list while splatoon (or any app) is open the wii u will softlock

i have no idea why it does that

if u wanna add ppl make sure any apps are fully closed

[inland gulch]

i locked on her soft until she bricked

[warm garden]

something about updating the friend list in real time while it's in use i'd assume

[misty adder]

Yea I was still in the game when I tried

Just sent fr to c

[inland gulch]

opening list

[vocal nebula]

it only does this on pretendo btw

[inland gulch]

accepted

[vocal nebula]

i love how mfs in the pretendo server explain literally everything they're doing on the wii u like its a yt tutorial

[misty adder]

Ok it went through, booting up splatoon

[inland gulch]

if it dosent show ill just reset then rehost

then everything should be good

[warm garden]

just makes things easier to track

[inland gulch]

yeah without it would get confusing

esp with pbs

[misty adder]

Gotta communicate w each other

Anyone hosting rn?

[inland gulch]

is it showing up or are u stuck on news hell?

ah

we will all have to reset then

very cool pretendo!

[misty adder]

Shit oh well

[vocal nebula]

alr im resetting

[misty adder]

Hard reset or just close and re open splatoon?

[inland gulch]

dont do that until i say the room is up

[vocal nebula]

im not on cemu lol

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[misty adder]

Me neither

[inland gulch]

thats cemu only? i've had it happen to ppl who are on wii u

[vocal nebula]

it doesnt happen to me, i can see peoples rooms just fine

aslong as the hosting works on their end

[inland gulch]

i got stuck on loading screen cool!

[warm garden]

sometimes i reset just in case but most times i don't have to

[vocal nebula]

the struggles we go to just to play 2015 splatoon

🔥

[inland gulch]

its worth

[warm garden]

we're just dedicated

[misty adder]

Tbh I'd rather play 1 than the others

[vocal nebula]

cant wait to use bento splat charger frfr

[inland gulch]

I GOT 2 NEWS IN A ROW

[warm garden]

1 is just really charming after all this time

[vocal nebula]

id rather play 3 but splatfest ended and im having post splatfest depression rn

[inland gulch]

WTF

[misty adder]

Did pub rotation just change?

[inland gulch]

rooms up, again

[misty adder]

Alright, finally booting splatoon again

[warm garden]

hold on, news time

[vocal nebula]

hold on i needa press receive news

[inland gulch]

im holding

[vocal nebula]

wii u please dont error

IT ERRORED 🔥

[inland gulch]

manifesting the error🤞

[vocal nebula]

101-0502

[thorn storm]

101-0502 (Wii U)

Support code detected, press to expand information

[warm garden]

wii u is likely to error, but it'll soldier through anyway

[inland gulch]

im so glad i dont have to go through the hell of playing on wii u

cemu 🔛🔝

[vocal nebula]

errored again

[inland gulch]

reset

[vocal nebula]

how do cemu players even play

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[vocal nebula]

like with a gamepad?

[inland gulch]

wdym??

[vocal nebula]

wii u pro controller?

keyboard and mouse?

[inland gulch]

i use my switch pro controller

[vocal nebula]

U CAN DO THAT???>

[warm garden]

they just have beefy computers and compatible controllers

[vocal nebula]

do motion controls work

[warm garden]

yeah

[inland gulch]

yes

[misty adder]

Joining rn

[vocal nebula]

i wanna download splatoon 3 4.0.2 on an emulator but my switch isnt hacked so i cant dump the game L

[warm garden]

give me another few minutes i apologize for the delay

[inland gulch]

Argh Argh me matey (pls dont ban me)

also installing mods on cemu is so much easier

[vocal nebula]

i would explain my error process but uhhhhh i dont wanna get banned 🔥

[warm garden]

you can say that you just can't like. direct people on how to yo ho me matey

for legal reasons do not yo ho me matey

[vocal nebula]

u ou

splatoon 1 loading screen taking forever

probably disconnected from internet again L

[warm garden]

that heavenly drum track

[vocal nebula]

NVM NEWS LOADED

[inland gulch]

even on cemu it takes forever and my pc is p good

[misty adder]

Keep getting errors but I'll keep trying to join

[warm garden]

cemu just still has optimization issues to my understanding

[inland gulch]

i def think its your wifi, if you keep on having problems

[vocal nebula]

if i keep getting errors ill just use my phones hotspot

[graceful quartz]

Hii

[warm garden]

. I have to reset AGAIN because the friend list isn't working

[misty adder]

Either my wifi is being crap or I need to adjust something on my wii u

[inland gulch]

s1 mods>>>>

[warm garden]

fate is working against me here man i'm trying my best

[misty adder]

Tried to install a mod the other day but couldn't get it to work

[inland gulch]

funny how yall could join the first time but not now

[warm garden]

pretendo moment

[misty adder]

Yea idk, joining worked fine earlier

[warm garden]

it works when it feels like it

[misty adder]

Fr. Some days are better for me than others

[inland gulch]

hello👹

rizz queen!

[graceful quartz]

Hi

☺️

[inland gulch]

this emoji is so me

[graceful quartz]

Everytime you see me

You are the emoji

[inland gulch]

so fake

since this dosent seem to be working why dosent sunky host?

[warm garden]

now C is the only one not appearing in the list. is the game telling me to give up

i can try and host

[graceful quartz]

[inland gulch]

ok

tell me when its up

[warm garden]

it's up

[misty adder]

I'll add you in a moment sunky

[inland gulch]

booting

[misty adder]

Or join through someone else for now

[warm garden]

join through someone else for now i'll accept later

[graceful quartz]

If I'll join later can I use some of my hacks?

[misty adder]

Ok. Sent a fr in the meantime

[inland gulch]

ermm no! owned! #cancelled

[graceful quartz]

Nowoeoeoweke

😭

[warm garden]

also yes you can use your hacks just don't overload and crash the game

[inland gulch]

the way u never got the fest hack to work LOLL

[graceful quartz]

Okay I hope I won't crash (impossible)

[graceful quartz]

Idk it just said to put judd to judge the fest

And it always crashed

Somehow

[inland gulch]

my friends list aint work so im restarting

[graceful quartz]

Wow.

[warm garden]

this game hates us lmao

[graceful quartz]

No

The console hates d everyone

Fuck the Wii u

[warm garden]

true!

[graceful quartz]

Going the play the new solatfest

[misty adder]

I'm gonna try to get at least one match in tonight I stg

[inland gulch]

cemu strong

[warm garden]

. game crashed.

[inland gulch]

it says the connection to the host was lost

LOLL

[graceful quartz]

Helpp

[inland gulch]

ill host again]

[graceful quartz]

Btw C

[inland gulch]

nvm my list broke!

yea??

[graceful quartz]

Do you have some additional cheat codes?

[misty adder]

I can host if you guys want?

[inland gulch]

wdym??

sure try that

[misty adder]

Ok rooms up

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[warm garden]

one last try after this i'm giving up

[inland gulch]

i only have the splat enhanced mod

and no music

[graceful quartz]

If you have more cheat codes than the ones that the internet provides

Oh

[inland gulch]

and matches have been working for me so i think its fine

[low atlas]

3

[inland gulch]

its just a pretendo moment

[graceful quartz]

5

[warm garden]

booting

[graceful quartz]

This thing is still so funny

[misty adder]

Wait are we doing pub or priv rn?

[warm garden]

priv i'm assuming

[inland gulch]

privvv

[graceful quartz]

Who tf plays bub atm

*pub

[inland gulch]

ermm me! i do!

[misty adder]

Thought so

[graceful quartz]

Skull issue

I'm going to summon bots