Splatoon

[prisma maple]

added

[graceful quartz]

Nice

[low atlas]

You are officially a mommy now

[graceful quartz]

Real

[modest ibex]

i love you yoshi🎂

[low atlas]

Adding > replacing

[graceful quartz]

Tru

[inland gulch]

give slosher kraken pls thanks ttyloxo

[graceful quartz]

Kraken burst bomb

[prisma maple]

i butchered slosher in my balance patch lol

[inland gulch]

boriing

[graceful quartz]

I want squiffer to jump

[prisma maple]

@low atlas here are the weapons

New Weapons:
 * Lemon L-3 Nozzlenose
  - Sub: Splash Wall
  - Special: Bubbler
  - Special Depletion: Medium
 * Splattershot Jr. Deco
  - Sub: Point Sensor
  - Special: Killer Wail
  - Special Depletion: Light
 * Custom Splattershot
  - Sub: Point Sensor
  - Special: Echolocator
  - Special Depletion: Light
 * Apple Splattershot
  - Sub: Ink Mine
  - Special: Bubbler
  - Special Depletion: Light
 * Dragon Fruit Dynamo Roller
  - Sub: Splash Wall
  - Special: Kraken
  - Special Depletion: Heavy
 * Dark Sploosh-o-matic
  - Sub: Seeker
  - Special: Kraken
  - Special Depletion: Light

[clear drum]

oh i remember splatoon 2 maps ported into splatoon 1

[graceful quartz]

And charge as fast as possible

[modest ibex]

btw someone sent me goofy symbols to add to ryujinx want them?

[inland gulch]

ermm sure

[graceful quartz]

Why Marie????

[inland gulch]

krillurselfwwwwwwww has entered the chat

[graceful quartz]

Cringe

[modest ibex]

what the fuck.

[modest ibex]

it’s an amiibo emoji

it changes to marie in match

idk why

[graceful quartz]

Vewy bad

[inland gulch]

we need that laggy ass rando again to make the game unplayable

[modest ibex]

helppp true

they’re in the ryu server

[clear drum]

splamtonono 3

[modest ibex]

ooh

today splatfest

[prisma maple]

i forgor 💀

[modest ibex]

team vanilla

ftw

[inland gulch]

oh my godd pls stop crashing

[prisma maple]

team white ink*

[graceful quartz]

It crashed when I want to use kraken

Vanilla

Like vanilla

And shiver.

[inland gulch]

i still have chosen my team bc idgaf

[modest ibex]

i only won like 2 fests

[prisma maple]

i won a grand total of 0

[graceful quartz]

Wow

Amazing!

Restarting my Wii u

Again

Ceris must reveal to us if team rainy night won

[prisma maple]

rainy night got swept

i accidentally clicked new scan in cheat engine 😭

[clear drum]

Do you like waffles?
(Ya we like waffles)
Do you like pancakes?
(Ya we like pancakes)
Do you like french toast?
(Ya we like french toast)
Doodoodoo can't wait to get a mouthful

[hollow latch]

Won one match of towers and everyone quit… Was doing turf for awhile in S2.

[prisma maple]

s2 moray is decent unlike s1

not that its good

[graceful quartz]

S2 is bigger

[hollow latch]

Yeah

[graceful quartz]

For some reason

[prisma maple]

to spam tenta missiles

[graceful quartz]

Join!

[inland gulch]

s2 triggerfish is 20 times better just bc of the inkrail

[graceful quartz]

Tbh sting was better on moray.

[inland gulch]

booting

[graceful quartz]

Wrong message

You could get in your spawn and just use it

[inland gulch]

me thinks they should add ray to s3 so ppl can start hating on the game more 🤞

[prisma maple]

i love how the camera automatically slightly tilts on cemu with motion constantly for no reason totally doesnt trigger me

[graceful quartz]

If they do this

[inland gulch]

IT DOES THAT ALL THE TIME FOR ME

AND IT WILL BE IN THE MIDDLE OF A 1v1

[graceful quartz]

I still prefer my Wii u

[prisma maple]

it just slightly moves either left or right and its obvious if i put the controller down

[graceful quartz]

C

[prisma maple]

i wonder if i could somehow disable the bomb animation

[graceful quartz]

What are you cooking

[prisma maple]

this will remove 99% of the wii u lag

[inland gulch]

im restarting bc ur shit is fucked up

[graceful quartz]

I'm just testing

It's not like

It will crash again

[prisma maple]

its probably just a simple assembly edit

[graceful quartz]

True

[prisma maple]

i already have some bomb addresses so i just need to find the function call that causes the animation to render

[graceful quartz]

I still hate bomb rushes because of this reason

[inland gulch]

bomb rush on wii u vs HLM S3

Anyone playing?

[graceful quartz]

Don't join me (you're going to regret it)

Just like C does know

[inland gulch]

( I'm joining y'all )

[graceful quartz]

Fine.

[inland gulch]

On hold

💀

[graceful quartz]

I really have no idea what I'm doing do i

[inland gulch]

Y'all left?

maybe u should stop trying to hack just a thought!

[graceful quartz]

I could

But I don't want to

It's too nice

[inland gulch]

u have done all of this but haven't been able to make the splatfest mod work once

[clear drum]

☠️

the splatfest mod would be cool tho

[inland gulch]

is the room up yet

[graceful quartz]

I crashed in the training room

[inland gulch]

😭😭

[graceful quartz]

So annoying

The room is open!

[inland gulch]

booting

[graceful quartz]

So very slay

I hope it didn't just softlock

I opened another room

[inland gulch]

booting

it isnt showing up

[graceful quartz]

Kms

This is so garbage

Booting up the game

Ooen

*open

[inland gulch]

booting

[graceful quartz]

I have one question

How do I change my sub weapon with the sub weapon id tool

[inland gulch]

NO WAY U DIED TO THE WALL

ima be done for tn

[graceful quartz]

Kk

So sorry for torturing you

[golden mist]

Orrrrrr with switch toolbox

[echo gulch]

Edit WeaponSet.byaml

[golden mist]

Open static.pack, and go to the mush file, then go to WeaponSet.byaml, then scroll alllllllllll the way until you find the wanted weapon, then change the sub name from -

Yea

That lol

[echo gulch]

You can check WeaponInfo_Sub.byaml to check available sub weapons

[graceful quartz]

I know how to change sets with toolbox, but I thought there was an easier way with gecko

[golden mist]

Not a permanent one i dont think

[graceful quartz]

You don't know their codenames?

[golden mist]

The szs files from the weapon.pack. the models have the names of the weapons. Like Wmn_ShotGravity is the .52/.96

[graceful quartz]

Oh :p, when I'm trying with the other tool (the one with Luma profile) it just crashes the game when I activate the special

[golden mist]

O 🙃

Well then

[graceful quartz]

Sorry for the germanc

[golden mist]

😂

[graceful quartz]

But it was with a German user soo

[golden mist]

Yea

[graceful quartz]

:3

anyways thankss

[modest ibex]

u change the value

🤯🤯

[graceful quartz]

What

[golden mist]

Also the weapons names are mostly self explanatory. Some are confusing, like gravity, but some like “Shot_First” or “Roller_Heavy” are easy to guess

Pretty sure its killer

[golden mist]

Lol

Im slow

[graceful quartz]

Nice

[golden mist]

Anyways ive gotten the splatana params to work. I just cant get a model loaded 🙃

[graceful quartz]

OMG

King

!

Give the splatana splat bomb or beakon

Plsss

[prisma maple]

it will get curling bomb

and reefslider

[golden mist]

…

Wrong game

[graceful quartz]

How to be cringe with 2 sentences

Our host: Japan

[prisma maple]

what splatana

[graceful quartz]

Wiper.

[golden mist]

The normal fast one

[prisma maple]

are u porting the model

[golden mist]

Im trying

But blenders glitching on me

[prisma maple]

port range blaster next its the best looking one

[graceful quartz]

Hahahaha

You mean ballpoint splatling!

[golden mist]

🙃

[graceful quartz]

With inkjet

[golden mist]

Uhhhhh

[graceful quartz]

And

Fizzy bomb

Inkjet is the best special in the whole Splatoon

[inland gulch]

give bp seeker seeker rush to make it bad

[golden mist]

I think you mean you suck with inkjet?

[graceful quartz]

What the fuck

Didn't you want to sleep?

[golden mist]

Ah

[inland gulch]

s3 inkjet is the easiest special of all time

nah i just got sick of restarting cemu

[prisma maple]

no

reefslider is

[golden mist]

S2 inkjet was horrible they nerfed it soooo much

[graceful quartz]

Me when I'm confusing inkjet with crab tank and tenta missiles

[inland gulch]

inkjet is def easier than crab

not missiles tho

[prisma maple]

missiles takes so much skill to use

[graceful quartz]

Crabs only skill is the one shot kill

[golden mist]

Tenta missiles 😶

[inland gulch]

it's literally impossible to kill inkjet unless ur a squeezer or like a liter

[prisma maple]

just download aimbot bro

[inland gulch]

shit just presses B than zooms on up

[graceful quartz]

A shooter can deal with it

[inland gulch]

so right 🤣

[graceful quartz]

• squid roll

[golden mist]

Orrrr just able to aim…? Ive gotten many with a tentatek

[prisma maple]

liter is meta its just that humans are trash at aiming

[inland gulch]

idk liter kinda feels ass bc of cooler

[golden mist]

Challenge accepted

[inland gulch]

but then again rp is stupid as fuck

[prisma maple]

a perfect aimbot user with liter would be able to control the entire mid uncontested

[golden mist]

Lol

When aimbot becomes a factor

[inland gulch]

🥸

[graceful quartz]

Ppl that use aimbot

Cringe.

[prisma maple]

its true if someone had perfect aim with liter they would be uncontested

too bad the game has 100ms input delay lmao

[graceful quartz]

Sadly no one is perfect

[inland gulch]

aimbot with undercover = top tier 🥸🥸

aimbot with ink mines🤣🤣

[graceful quartz]

🤓

[golden mist]

Actually… i met a top 500 with incredible eliter aim. Like i thought it was aimbot he was so accurate. And he was completely uncontested across the whole map

So i can confirm what you said

Is true

[prisma maple]

are u sure its not haxxie on an alt

[inland gulch]

I LOVE HAXXIE I LOVE HAXXIE I LOVE FLEXLION I LOVE FLEXLION I LOVE CHEATING

[golden mist]

Im sure i ran into the dude multiple times

[inland gulch]

ok but a modmenu like flexlion/reinkify would go so hard in s1 its unreal

[graceful quartz]

You ran into the dude
I ran into DUDE

[prisma maple]

haxxie is doing me a favor by ruining s3

[golden mist]

Smae

Twice

[prisma maple]

cuz i told you lol

[graceful quartz]

I ran into him like 10 times

[inland gulch]

i swear i havent heard anything abt aimbotting in like 3 months

[graceful quartz]

Even during his streams

[inland gulch]

kinda fell off me thinks

[graceful quartz]

What

[prisma maple]

just wait till closet cheating becomes a thing in splatoon

[prisma maple]

that one vid

[graceful quartz]

Oh

True

[golden mist]

Stream sniper 🤦‍♂️

[graceful quartz]

But that wasn't the only time

[golden mist]

Jk

[graceful quartz]

Hahahahaahahahaha

I ran into him even in the last day of the fresh season

When farming for s+

[inland gulch]

imagine if s3 x rank was good

crazy idea

[graceful quartz]

I know

[prisma maple]

s1 nintendo network ranked used to be a blast

[graceful quartz]

I was S...

[inland gulch]

went 1-3 and lost -127 points when a e liter in one of my games went 0-6

very fun

[graceful quartz]

I know

[inland gulch]

no s1 ranked was so funn

like why did they have to kill the servers

[graceful quartz]

Because of an exploit

[inland gulch]

now where stuck with pretendo 💔

were*

oops

[graceful quartz]

We are

.

I'm still going to play s3 Splatfest Because I like the pro mode

[inland gulch]

the hardest thing abt turf war is trying to stay awake

it's literally spawn camp the other team simulator

[graceful quartz]

Because of the maps

And how they are designed

[inland gulch]

nah i have spawncamped in turf in everygame pretty consistently

[inland gulch]

players are just bad

[graceful quartz]

Want to get out of spawn? Oops we deleted any possible side routes or flanks for you!

[prisma maple]

spawn camping isnt a problem people are just bad

[inland gulch]

yeah

[tawdry prawn]

^^^

[graceful quartz]

They are

[inland gulch]

i lowkey wanna spawn camp in open so i can get a twitter post made abt me

[graceful quartz]

But the maps are too.

[prisma maple]

whether they get spawn camped or not doesnt matter because if they end up getting into that situation then that means they are gonna lose anyway

[graceful quartz]

Splatfest open 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣

[inland gulch]

i was talking abt ranked open

[graceful quartz]

I'm playing that mode when I'm really sleepy and can't stay awake

Because I'll win anyway

Uhm

Don't think

[inland gulch]

idk why we cant just play ranked during fests bc ranked at night would go hard

[modest ibex]

flexlion died

[inland gulch]

then revive it???

simple!!!

[modest ibex]

idfk why do people not spawn camp

it’s the ones jumping fault for doing it in the middle of the map

[inland gulch]

omg i hate it when ppl are like i dont spawm camp go give the other team a chance like omg shut uppp ur not quirky 😭😭

[graceful quartz]

It isn't even on a kit with point senor

[graceful quartz]

I'd argue that it destroys the fun for other players

But that's not our problem

[prisma maple]

then get good

[modest ibex]

fr

[inland gulch]

they can stop getting skill diffed them

[graceful quartz]

It's Nintendos problem with the matchmaking

[modest ibex]

spawn camping good!!

[inland gulch]

if i get spawn camped idc bc ik i got out skilled

[prisma maple]

i love spawn camping with eliter in s3 thats why im learning the weapon

[graceful quartz]

Not everyone wants to get good.

[modest ibex]

istg ppl just wants the opposite team to win

when not spawn camping

[inland gulch]

s3 liter is boring play squiffer instead 🥸🥸

[modest ibex]

i hate any e liter combo that isn’t s1’s

[inland gulch]

ok but idk how nintendo made dmg up eliter feel more fun to play against then s3 liter

[graceful quartz]

Eliter kills so slow in this game

[modest ibex]

the one with bubbles was quite yummy in s2 though.

[graceful quartz]

Who played Eliter in s2

Beside onetricks

[inland gulch]

no one

[modest ibex]

hi

[graceful quartz]

wow.

[prisma maple]

s1's meta is awesome there is pretty much at least 1 viable weapon of each weapon class

[inland gulch]

they should bring back foil squeezer 🥸

[modest ibex]

please stop coming up with the s1 meta.

[graceful quartz]

No roller ?

[prisma maple]

carbon is 1 tier below

wait no

and dynamo

2 rollers are meta

dynamo is meta unlike s3

[inland gulch]

carbon in this game is kinda dookie

[modest ibex]

squeezer port to s1

[graceful quartz]

Why is wasabi top tier

It has a weak special

[prisma maple]

splat bomb combo

[inland gulch]

splatbomb and fast kill time

[prisma maple]

splat bomb fits shooters perfectly

[graceful quartz]

Burst combo better

[prisma maple]

not rly for its use case

[golden mist]

🤔 interesting idea
Kinda wanna try that now too

[inland gulch]

to bad it has shartstrike

[graceful quartz]

Real

[modest ibex]

suction better

[prisma maple]

if burst bomb combo was better vshot would be used more than wshot

[graceful quartz]

wshot

[modest ibex]

so goofy.

[inland gulch]

u cant take me anywhere 😭🤣🤣🤦🤦

[prisma maple]

i want a meta with at least one viable h3 🥸

[modest ibex]

whatsapp

[inland gulch]

cherry h3 and h3d are peak splatoon me thinks

[graceful quartz]

Cherry is good

H3d is bad

[prisma maple]

i dont think there is any useless weapon class in s1

all classes have viable weapons

[golden mist]

You thinks a lot me thinks lol

[graceful quartz]

Real

[inland gulch]

methinks i thinks a lot bc you think that me thinks a lot

[modest ibex]

i love nozzlenose

(with mpu)

[zenith fractal]

WHAT

[prisma maple]

bring mpu back!

[inland gulch]

bring back 99.99 bamboo and give it burst NOW

[graceful quartz]

I never played k3 with mpu

[prisma maple]

bring back partial charging liter

[zenith fractal]

bring back good maps

[graceful quartz]

I hated mpu so much, that it isn't even on one of my main gear

[golden mist]

Me thinks you thinks a lot bc you thinks you thinks a lot bc me thinks that you thinks a lot

[inland gulch]

the reef was mother

[modest ibex]

did you know? the e liter cant break the zapfish bubble in splatoon 1!

[prisma maple]

not having any mpu on your gearset in s2 is literally throwing

[graceful quartz]

I know

[modest ibex]

(with 1 shot)

[inland gulch]

i miss mpu squelchers

[graceful quartz]

But I still reached x rank in every mode

Without using mpu even one time!

[prisma maple]

splatoon 2 players are bad lol

[golden mist]

😢

[inland gulch]

but s3 players are even worse somehow

[golden mist]

Lol

[prisma maple]

most people in high s2 ranks just spam specials

[golden mist]

True

[graceful quartz]

That's the meta

[modest ibex]

or are tri slosher nerds

[graceful quartz]

Missiles and ink armor

[zenith fractal]

tri slosher best slosher in 3

[inland gulch]

tri wasnt even broken at the end of s2

[modest ibex]

jail

[zenith fractal]

i got a wipeout with that one

[prisma maple]

s l o s h i n g m a c h i n e

[graceful quartz]

Trislosher when s2

[zenith fractal]

im already in jail

[modest ibex]

but burst and ink armor??

[golden mist]

Tbh if nintendo wants to continue splatoon, they need a console with general better hardware, for better motion, input, frames, etc

[modest ibex]

no thanks

[prisma maple]

im fine with s1

[inland gulch]

if u werent using a shooter at the end of s2 u were throwing

[graceful quartz]

(better servers)

[modest ibex]

splatoon 120fps!

[graceful quartz]

Tru

[prisma maple]

they wont do anything to fix input delay they will just copy paste whatever driver code they have for wired and wireless communication

[modest ibex]

they need servers actuallt

not p2p

[golden mist]

Yea not that the other games are bad. But s1 bomb rush lags the console…..

[modest ibex]

nintendo so nerd

[golden mist]

Real

[graceful quartz]

They have servers.

[zenith fractal]

yeah p2p is so bad for a game where most data packets matter

[graceful quartz]

For matchmaking

[prisma maple]

you should be careful about what you are wishing because if they did get dedicated server they would probably be hosted in japan and everyone outside it would be at a huge disadvantage

[zenith fractal]

still doesnt justify nso tho

[inland gulch]

s3 matchmaking is so bad

[zenith fractal]

it is

[modest ibex]

why don’t they even realize most cheats are bc someone is hosting in a p2p game

[golden mist]

They already are -s3

[prisma maple]

no its p2p

[inland gulch]

but s3 matchmaking isn't that bad for me bc i use a japan vpn

[modest ibex]

there are matchmaking servers

in all 3 games

[zenith fractal]

they prolly make some chart every year that shows no servers = big $

[modest ibex]

just not in game

[prisma maple]

i really dont want dedicated servers because people would start complaining about ping if we did get

[modest ibex]

fardnite

[prisma maple]

in p2p if one peer lags the other ones lag

so its fair for everyone

especially when fighting jp players

[zenith fractal]

and then cause dcs

[graceful quartz]

That's why we hate Splatoon so much

• no netcode
• no maps

[modest ibex]

no gayming is possible on pretendo.

0312!

[inland gulch]

i hate it when ur criticizing splat and ppl get mad at u for being negative like these aren't actual issues with the game 😭😭

[prisma maple]

im fine with having no dedicated servers cuz i dont wanna have to complain about ping

[graceful quartz]

Okay

[prisma maple]

if you were to live outside of the us or jp with dedicated servers you would get 100ms+ net delay

[modest ibex]

b-but splatunas perfect game!!! no issues at all😡😡

[zenith fractal]

me omw to join a lboby mid match

[graceful quartz]

Me when every other shooter has servers

[zenith fractal]

btw javer

you up for 3 later

[prisma maple]

me when people complain about ping in every other shooter

[modest ibex]

im up for s1 now

[zenith fractal]

fine by me

[modest ibex]

talking about it makes me wanna play

[zenith fractal]

lol

[modest ibex]

even tho i’m tired of it

[zenith fractal]

eh same

[graceful quartz]

At least no disconnects!

[zenith fractal]

to cope i just avoid eu hours

[inland gulch]

s-stop b-being negative p-prochara told me splat 3 is the best game in the series #Woomy #Veemo #WoomyUnitedToday

[modest ibex]

but i’m on eu hours

[prisma maple]

i like to imagine s1 as the equivalent of mkwii

[zenith fractal]

exactly (im trying to say i hate u)

[golden mist]

Real

[zenith fractal]

jk

[graceful quartz]

Beat game in their respective genres

*best game

*games

[prisma maple]

stroke

[graceful quartz]

Up

Shut

[golden mist]

Mkwii felt good to play like splatoon. Sucks that splatoon was on a not so popular or well marketed console

[graceful quartz]

Wtf is eu hours

Help

[zenith fractal]

thats what i call the time most people in europe play

[inland gulch]

europe isnt real i do not believe

[graceful quartz]

Imagine not living in eu

[prisma maple]

i can finally practise eliter now in turf

[zenith fractal]

im still gonna avoid you

[golden mist]

Lol

[graceful quartz]

Anyway

[inland gulch]

wait im i the only NA in chat rn 🥸

[graceful quartz]

Going to play in like 20 minutes

[golden mist]

No 🤣

[graceful quartz]

Me when na

[prisma maple]

perfect meta

[graceful quartz]

[zenith fractal]

damn

[graceful quartz]

Ban 52 ban 52 ban 52

[zenith fractal]

i miss kensa gal

[prisma maple]

at least it takes slightly more skill than brush

[golden mist]

I am now going to use smth against that meta to prove that tier list wrong 😎

[graceful quartz]

It doesn't

52 is 52

Skillless weapon

A really good sub for it

[modest ibex]

stop

[inland gulch]

brush is pretty hard if were not talking abt octo/pain

[graceful quartz]

And a mediocre special

[prisma maple]

2 tiers above is a weapon that takes even less skill

[prisma maple]

which

[golden mist]

Wait how is shot pro not up there? With damage up it was crazy strong

[graceful quartz]

Luna is still a broken main, but the kit is utterly miserable

[prisma maple]

if it doesnt fit qr meta its not in the tier list

[golden mist]

… ight then

[prisma maple]

thats why eliter is so low

[inland gulch]

perfect meta 😍

[prisma maple]

eliter doesnt fit qr

[graceful quartz]

Damage up = no qr = ur weapon is bad

[golden mist]

Imma use spro with damage up and qr

[graceful quartz]

Real

[prisma maple]

tbh its just a worse wasabi

wasabi has a way better splat bomb combo

[golden mist]

Nahhh that feels too accurate to how abused they are

[graceful quartz]

Just use splattershot pro with burst bomb

[golden mist]

Fine but

[prisma maple]

ray is up there on tc

[golden mist]

Range

[inland gulch]

wait why am i just realizing that kpro is based of a vpro from s1

[prisma maple]

outclassed by cherry and crb

[graceful quartz]

Cherry cherry lady

[golden mist]

Ill see abt that 😏

[graceful quartz]

Range

I love custom range

But

It's too broken

And I avoid using it

[zenith fractal]

clash blaster is great in 3 tc

[inland gulch]

the burst combo on range isnt even that good

[graceful quartz]

Who told you this homey

Who spreaded propaganda

[zenith fractal]

the people who always die to it

[graceful quartz]

Noobs 😂

[prisma maple]

are you c-

[zenith fractal]

pretty sure i actually used that thing for rank up and it worked

[golden mist]

Clash blaster, if used right, is surprisingly decent imo

[zenith fractal]

either that or matchmaking was fair

[prisma maple]

anyone who can aim can outdps clash

[graceful quartz]

Pathetic

It can't paint

[prisma maple]

clash is probably the worst aoe weapon in the game

[graceful quartz]

Kill time is bad

The kits for it are mediocre

[inland gulch]

clash is just luna but somehow even worse

[golden mist]

Yea ik

[zenith fractal]

wow

[prisma maple]

luna is basically range blaster but skill issue

[golden mist]

Which is why i used it in splatfest!

[graceful quartz]

I mean neo clash is the worst weapon in the game

[inland gulch]

undercover?

[golden mist]

My side lost that one but…

[graceful quartz]

Undercover is better

[zenith fractal]

tentabrella

[graceful quartz]

Also better

[zenith fractal]

wtf

[prisma maple]

its definitely not but its the worst aoe weapon

[inland gulch]

sorella tent on zones is so fun

[zenith fractal]

i watched a nov 2017 video of people using brella

[graceful quartz]

It has a bad sub and a weak special

Like

[zenith fractal]

that weapon looked pretty good pre 2018

[graceful quartz]

Tenta brella has a good sub and helps the special with it's shield

[prisma maple]

even if clash had 170p missiles and burst bomb nobody would use it

[graceful quartz]

And undercover can output a lot of reefs

The weapon can't do anything

[inland gulch]

s2 tent stalling out mid with bubbles for 20 secs was a u had to be there type of weapon 🥸

[zenith fractal]

lol

[graceful quartz]

Beside annoying the other players and maybe getting some damage combos

[inland gulch]

i miss the instapop bubble combo with kjr and foil squeezer

[golden mist]

Ight im done with this splatoon politics lol

Im out

[inland gulch]

bye

[graceful quartz]

Buy

[zenith fractal]

swag

[inland gulch]

buybyebi

[prisma maple]

range blaster with bubble blower 😍

[graceful quartz]

Babai

[inland gulch]

insert kyo sheesh

[graceful quartz]

Best kit ever

Having a sub weapon that leaves it without ink

[prisma maple]

baller is the closest thing to a panic special we have gotten since s1 on krapid

[graceful quartz]

And doesn't even poke

[inland gulch]

found it

[prisma maple]

disruptor

[zenith fractal]

man

i miss playing 2

[prisma maple]

i dont

[graceful quartz]

Real

Broken coral my love

[inland gulch]

s2 crb was a secret top tier trust

[prisma maple]

i just played s2 to do octo i beat it in like 6 hours then i quit the game

[inland gulch]

octo was so fun

[zenith fractal]

its so annoying how hard it is to get into sr nowadays

[prisma maple]

should have been harder

[graceful quartz]

You have 35 hours in it

[zenith fractal]

i blame matchmaking for it

[inland gulch]

to bad it was really easy tho

[graceful quartz]

You were 29 hours afk?

[prisma maple]

in what

[graceful quartz]

S2.

[inland gulch]

no bc idk how ppl thought girl power / inner agent 3 were hard like they weren't 😭

[prisma maple]

that was spent for grinding to lvl 10 and then 30-0ing c rankers

[graceful quartz]

L

[graceful quartz]

Fr

Going back

They are really fun

But also

I beat them first try 🥲

[inland gulch]

imo after alterna > ia3

[graceful quartz]

For realll

[inland gulch]

i wish there were more stages like after alterna bc it was actually fun for me

[graceful quartz]

And also the reward is way bette

r

[inland gulch]

the golden toothpick was sucha let down

[graceful quartz]

S3 story mode was so easy Help

[inland gulch]

they could have atleast given us the agent 3 cape

[zenith fractal]

i hated how mid level settings were removed

[graceful quartz]

It's just like Nintendo had no idea what to do and searched for the first thing in the bathroom they could find

[zenith fractal]

i couldnt even switch settings while doing after alterna

stupid target section

[inland gulch]

yeah it was i just liked how they made after alterna

[prisma maple]

i wish nintendo could make something actually difficult in story mode octo expansion and after alterna are like 3/10 diff

[graceful quartz]

I HATED IT AND I ALSO HAD SO MUCH LAG

[prisma maple]

imagine a deathless setting for story mode

if u die once restart

[inland gulch]

imagine if u die in story mode u die in real life 🤯

[graceful quartz]

Giving the player three lives is also stupidd

[zenith fractal]

i hated every target level

theyre worse than 8balls

[graceful quartz]

8 balls are fun

[zenith fractal]

man idk how i managed to finish octo expansion

[inland gulch]

the 8ball ones were easy

[graceful quartz]

Target you just aim

[zenith fractal]

exactly

[graceful quartz]

Boring

[zenith fractal]

for me motion on the switch feels so bad

[graceful quartz]

I can't 0lay without motions

[zenith fractal]

i played splat 3 on ryujinx for a bit and there it was decent

i think i just hate the joycons and pro controller

[inland gulch]

i kinda want one of those recreate the statue with boxes but with an entire stage

[zenith fractal]

didnt they remove checkpoints from that in 3

[graceful quartz]

Hopefully side order will be better

[zenith fractal]

side order had some string leaks

[graceful quartz]

I know, but don't spoil me

[zenith fractal]

nw i wont

[graceful quartz]

Thank

[zenith fractal]

honestly i think itll come early 2024

[graceful quartz]

It will

[inland gulch]

lil judd and agent 8 have a twerk off at new albacore hotel 🧑‍🦲

[golden mist]

OK SO SIDE ORDER ||hasnt released yet 🤣||

[graceful quartz]

Since Nintendo of Espaniol revealed it

[zenith fractal]

yeah

people say its a temp date but tbh it sounds very likely

[graceful quartz]

NOOOO you destroyed the feeling

[inland gulch]

omg did u see when Marina said ||Side order isn't released yet||

[graceful quartz]

I'll bet it will realize the same date as the inkopolis dlc

[zenith fractal]

oh god

[graceful quartz]

*release

[zenith fractal]

i hope not

[prisma maple]

what dlc

[graceful quartz]

The salad

[golden mist]

… isnt inkopolis already released

[zenith fractal]

they mean the month and day

[prisma maple]

i dont get it

[golden mist]

Ohhhhhh

[graceful quartz]

Our side order!

[graceful quartz]

Yes

[zenith fractal]

also

didnt they say full scale paid dlcs

plural

so if side order will be the only major dlc then its just like splatoon 2

[prisma maple]

2 waves

[zenith fractal]

inkopolis is just copy pasted with a few edits

[graceful quartz]

Ppl still think that there will be more dlcs?

*bad edits

[zenith fractal]

i thought tbh

[inland gulch]

i think it's funny how the devs are putting all their resources into making side order instead of making the game good LOL

[graceful quartz]

I gave up the hope long ago

[zenith fractal]

a dlc cant fix a bad game

[prisma maple]

i feel bad for the people who unironically got excited over wave 1

[graceful quartz]

Oe moment

[inland gulch]

and yknow what side order will probably be a let down just like this game

[graceful quartz]

Highly doubt it

[golden mist]

Wave one is in no way worth what they asked. Had they done better with it, it wouldve been cooler, but its still very bad lol

[inland gulch]

i have 0 hope for the dev team

[golden mist]

Its literally just a model swap

[prisma maple]

its the community's fault for praising it

[inland gulch]

the squid sisters look unfinished 😭

[graceful quartz]

CALLIE MAMA DOESN'T EVEN SO THE NEWS WHAT IS THAT I want my money back

[golden mist]

Yea

[zenith fractal]

how to make quick buck
step 1 name your game splatoon
step 2 $$$

[prisma maple]

reddit and twitter praising every update when they put no fucking effort:

[inland gulch]

like when they wave at me i get the uncanny valley feeling

[graceful quartz]

Tru

Bleah reddit

[golden mist]

Reddit and twitter are on their way out imo

Say goodbye now 👋

[graceful quartz]

Wave prism and wave goodbye are the best waves in the game.

[inland gulch]

how did u even bring that up😭😭

[prisma maple]

reddit was once open source

[zenith fractal]

what about wave breaker

[graceful quartz]

Also good!

[inland gulch]

ermm what about wave hello??

[golden mist]

Whoa wait really?

[prisma maple]

gplv3

[golden mist]

Wow

[inland gulch]

i refuse to use reddit bc i showe daily

shower*

[golden mist]

Lol. Plus reddits users are on some strike isnt it

[graceful quartz]

Some ppl are crying that some ppl won't get notified when some LTE or updates will happen because Nintendo still uses Twitter as their main Plattform to post news

When is Nintendo going to move to a better platform!!!

[inland gulch]

ok but if twitter didnt exist how would i know about another pedophile being exposed in the splat community

[zenith fractal]

didnt nintendo japan began releasing news on their own site for splatoon

[graceful quartz]

Wha

[graceful quartz]

It's so boring like actually

[inland gulch]

ermm yall are so stupid just use the built in news app on the switch 🤦🤦

[zenith fractal]

ew

[graceful quartz]

ew

[zenith fractal]

i only ever used that app for the free splatoon 2 items

[golden mist]

ew

[graceful quartz]

I mean toxic people exist everywhere. Just don't use Twitter at all if you expected it to be better

[inland gulch]

ok but twitter drama is kinda funny to watch and thats abt it

the website is trash

[graceful quartz]

Real

[inland gulch]

anyways ima go to bed since its 6:30 am

[graceful quartz]

I like the positive side of the community, that's why I use it

[inland gulch]

goodnight lovelies 🧑‍🦲

[graceful quartz]

But some ppl are just overreacting over some things

[graceful quartz]

Tomorrow we can play s1 again if you want

[inland gulch]

i cant wait for cemu to crash 5 times in a row!

[zenith fractal]

y

[modest ibex]

hop on

s1 or 3

[graceful quartz]

We installed jgecko

[modest ibex]

which one

[zenith fractal]

if i gotta do 3 i need to restart first

just to be safe

[modest ibex]

then 1

[zenith fractal]

but i didnt do much on this computer today

[modest ibex]

wait no

3

[graceful quartz]

And he offered himself to play with me (test things) and I think I crashed my Wii u 30 times

[modest ibex]

i prefer

[zenith fractal]

so technically i should be safe

[graceful quartz]

Fine bitches play the worse game

[zenith fractal]

its ac fun on ryujinx

[graceful quartz]

Non

[modest ibex]

nerd downloaded github cheats 💀

[zenith fractal]

i enjoy it more than on the switch

[graceful quartz]

Lol

[modest ibex]

what the FUCK.

[graceful quartz]

Are there more cheats?

[graceful quartz]

Real

I'm fine with what I achieved in Splatoon 1

[zenith fractal]

3 is loading shaders now

[modest ibex]

if there were i wouldnt share with u tbh

[zenith fractal]

i went from 700 ish to 4588

[modest ibex]

s1 doesnt need more cheators 🙄

[zenith fractal]

very true

1 only needs news skip

lol

[prisma maple]

all of the deadly cheats are already public

[graceful quartz]

So sad..

[modest ibex]

okay im alr here

so true.

[zenith fractal]

huh

i saw their profiles

very interesting

[modest ibex]

this is NOT the lobby

[zenith fractal]

wdym this is the touch grass lobby

[graceful quartz]

It's the heaven!

[zenith fractal]

ITS THE PROMISED LAND

[graceful quartz]

Oh no

[zenith fractal]

oh yes

[modest ibex]

room up

[zenith fractal]

shaders loaded its booting the actual game now

[graceful quartz]

Have fun with your Splatoon 3 shenanigans

[modest ibex]

this mod is a bit nerd tho

nothing rlly works in the lobbe

it never softlocks

wdym

[zenith fractal]

gl

[modest ibex]

so good

[graceful quartz]

Communication error!

[zenith fractal]

man i had a graphics bug

[graceful quartz]

It's still a communication error.

[zenith fractal]

the shield was showing in my color

instead of yours

guess i didnt cache rainmaker stuff

[modest ibex]

no

[graceful quartz]

It can process the win

What

Just search for tutos

[zenith fractal]

i knew from the start i wasnt going to win

[modest ibex]

wtf..

lemme try smth weird

i doubt its gonna work

[zenith fractal]

i hope they release a new ldn build soon

i read about getting the drift fixed if you open ryu through steam

[modest ibex]

my guys below the stage

did u dc

wow.

HELP

[zenith fractal]

do you see any ink

my meter still goes up

[modest ibex]

NO

[zenith fractal]

lmao

[modest ibex]

team charlie ftw!

[zenith fractal]

heh

music isnt shared

i have the squid sister song

[modest ibex]

wait

stop the match

click all 4 triggers

and press down both sticks

i cant do it

or flexlion opens

[zenith fractal]

i also have flex

[modest ibex]

oh

[zenith fractal]

so i cant do it either lol

[modest ibex]

what!!!

we lost

wow.

[zenith fractal]

AHAHAHAHHA

[modest ibex]

WHAT

[zenith fractal]

yeah

[modest ibex]

OUR INK ERASES OTHERS

[zenith fractal]

charlie can remove ink

[modest ibex]

lmfao

[zenith fractal]

lmfao

AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[modest ibex]

i think you dc

if ur in alpha or bravo

and im on charlie

idk

ill try

[zenith fractal]

nah

were both on 4.0.2

so far so good

[modest ibex]

for you

i choose a bad stage

i cant respawn

[echo gulch]

My client is breaking

I cant see what I typed or others

Help

[modest ibex]

nvm

[zenith fractal]

lmfao

[echo gulch]

How unstable is this ass phone

[modest ibex]

tower does NOTHING

cringe.

[echo gulch]

Omfg finally

IT TAKES YEARS TO SHOW THE PICTURE

ITSBJUST BLANL

[modest ibex]

go to tower

i wanna see if we can both be in i

t

[echo gulch]

Why did it try to tag someone

Omfg my phone is more unstable I cant even switch channels

[modest ibex]

IT IGNORES ME

wow.

[graceful quartz]

Baba

What are you trying to do?

[zenith fractal]

this is so funny

youre on charlie again right

[modest ibex]

yes

[zenith fractal]

nice

[modest ibex]

oh no

respawning below water

[zenith fractal]

f

want me to end it quickly

[modest ibex]

yes

do

wtf

the counter isnt going up

[clear drum]

is anybody playing ?

[low atlas]

5

[echo gulch]

I mean..

[low atlas]

8

[echo gulch]

10

[low atlas]

Reported

[echo gulch]

[clear drum]

what

[low atlas]

7

[clear drum]

[modest ibex]

6

[echo gulch]

5

[clear drum]

9

[zenith fractal]

there was huge delay at the end

[modest ibex]

idfk

thanks

[echo gulch]

-1

[modest ibex]

for ending my pain

[zenith fractal]

maybe it would have been faster if i didnt move for 45 seconds

oh well

[clear drum]

splatoon 3 yuzu

[zenith fractal]

oh boy tricolor

[graceful quartz]

1

[echo gulch]

Yuzu stinks

Ryujinx better

[graceful quartz]

Oh

K

[modest ibex]

wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

[graceful quartz]

10 battle players

Illegal!

[echo gulch]

Tricolor
Turf War
Ink the most turf to win!
333x battle

[graceful quartz]

Most exciting mode

[echo gulch]

Hair brush

[zenith fractal]

so close

[modest ibex]

wow.

i won on defending

im proud.

[zenith fractal]

do you have a 10 defender win badge

[modest ibex]

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[modest ibex]

i have both

defending and attacking

golden yes

[zenith fractal]

good

same

[echo gulch]

What the fuck.

[zenith fractal]

my head never recovered from it

okay im throwing

sblast sucks

[modest ibex]

wow.

okay

[zenith fractal]

i changed my mind ryu 3 is also bad lol

damn

i forgot it was attacker vs

[modest ibex]

btw

idk if we'll crash

when results

with this stage

lets try!

[zenith fractal]

i dont think museum even spawns the sprinklers

i saw ruins have sprinklers but i think all spawns are at 0 0 0

[vivid portal]

is there a pb?

or pub?

[graceful quartz]

Later maybe

[modest ibex]

crash

[zenith fractal]

not very joyous

[modest ibex]

yay

room up

[clear drum]

i look like a hobo

[zenith fractal]

its loading

FRENCH

[clear drum]

yes

my game crashed

[zenith fractal]

oh boy

tricolor mahi is broken too

[modest ibex]

okay

[zenith fractal]

yeah

[modest ibex]

wow.

not very joyous

whats blud doing

[zenith fractal]

lol

btw

why is it recon

[modest ibex]

bc i dont want to crash in results

[zenith fractal]

ic

[modest ibex]

and i want to see some maps

[zenith fractal]

welp

already lost motivation

WHAT ARE YOU SCREENSHOTTING

[modest ibex]

our room?

[zenith fractal]

okay cool

now we can have a full tricolor battle

oh boy

omg

i hate undertow

[modest ibex]

ur shaders are giving me cancer

[frosty wharf]

Nobody in pub?

[clear drum]

splatoon 1 lobbies are empty

can we play pb ?

ill add you

ohhh

[graceful quartz]

Real

[low atlas]

3

[echo gulch]

-1

[clear drum]

is it okay if we play now ?

what ?

[topaz flicker]

Im back

[low atlas]

4

[topaz flicker]

wdym

[cerulean prawn]

Pubs or pb?

[topaz flicker]

pb

i lag in pubs

[cerulean prawn]

Nice

[topaz flicker]

can i add you ?

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[topaz flicker]

on my wii u

[cerulean prawn]

Y’all still on pb ?

[cerulean prawn]

I added you

[topaz flicker]

ok

im booting my wii u

now lets play splatoon!

[cerulean prawn]

Pb is opened

[topaz flicker]

ok

im booting the game

actually i wanna play on hero mode

i have to finish it

so i can get gear

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[hushed meteor]

What

[graceful quartz]

What are you guys doing

[real dragon]

What is pubs ?

[cerulean prawn]

Public

[graceful quartz]

Public battles

Aka turf war

[real dragon]

Ah ok