Splatoon

[hollow latch]

0502 again.

[plush venture]

I also don’t wanna tinker inside but I honestly might have to, my r1 button is a little loose

[prisma maple]

alternative question: can you emulate and mod switch games on pcs

[plush venture]

Which is

[graceful quartz]

Mario maker 2 moment

[narrow quest]

if the pc is powerful enough

[plush venture]

Yez

[median torrent]

Yep, yuzu emulator

[graceful quartz]

Real

[hollow latch]

Split lobby

[viral flame]

ryujinx my beloved

[prisma maple]

then you answered your question

[narrow quest]

i must get rainbow expansion

[viral flame]

@modest ibex ryujinx gayplay when.

[carmine marsh]

yuzu on android on swithc

infinite power

[graceful quartz]

3 errors in a row

Impressive

[narrow quest]

brb

[velvet dagger]

like for every flounder heights, mahi mahi, and anchov, you have saltspray rig, walleye warehouse, and port mackerel

[graceful quartz]

Still not as impressive as yesterday

[narrow quest]

i gotta switch laundry

[hollow latch]

I had a comunication error, 3 error codes, and a split lobby.

[prisma maple]

at least walleye has some flanks unlike s3

[graceful quartz]

Port mackerel is underrated.

[plush venture]

And saltspray has heart

[prisma maple]

No.

[jaunty swallow]

port is cool

[graceful quartz]

Real

[prisma maple]

Your opinion is wrong.

[graceful quartz]

4/8 join our lobby

[graceful quartz]

Saltspray is also good

[viral flame]

camp triggerfish zones #1 map 💯

[plush venture]

I’m not looking for a long time I’m looking for a good time

[hollow latch]

Stuck in my own... Too lazy to quit and relaunch cemu

10 secs left

[plush venture]

That’s why saltspray is recommended by 6/8 dentists

[carmine marsh]

tiramisu react brown aroma react purple

[graceful quartz]

Omg yes when I die on it it feels like I'm in hell

[median torrent]

it maybe wrong in your eyes, but for them, its underated, and there is nothing wrong with that, they can like what they want to like

[hollow latch]

Gonna join Dream and see if I error or something

[graceful quartz]

My opinion is always good what are you talking about

[velvet dagger]

port zones sucked for the same reason moray zones sucked

[hollow latch]

0312...

[viral flame]

rt if you're playing splatoon on Meta Quest Pro

[prisma maple]

no one can tell me that port mackerel is good unironically unless they dont know about good map design

[graceful quartz]

Bruv

It's a fun map to play custom jet squelcher

[narrow quest]

im searching

[modest ibex]

port mackerel on zones is so fucking good

[hollow latch]

0312 again

[plush venture]

Port is fun with machine

[hollow latch]

Trying join Blanch that time

[viral flame]

Real.

[carmine marsh]

searching

[prisma maple]

definitely up on top tier along with goby splat zones

[median torrent]

and thats your opinion, people can have different opinions, do i need to keep reminding you about that?

[plush venture]

I love goby turf on a 1v2

[modest ibex]

moray towers on zones are also very joyous.

[graceful quartz]

Don't compare godly with trash

[plush venture]

Best 1v2 turf stage in the game

[golden mist]

imma be honest, i dont get the whole map war. i just learn it and play it well 🤷‍♂️

[prisma maple]

this is not a debatable topic

[graceful quartz]

Yes

I smell dc

[prisma maple]

there is a reason mackerel didnt return in any game

[narrow quest]

im in a search loop

[prisma maple]

same goes for saltspray

[velvet dagger]

port was in s2

[prisma maple]

oh i forgor

[graceful quartz]

Goby zones is Bad

[carmine marsh]

port is fun

[prisma maple]

but saltspray didnt return to any game for a good reason

[prisma maple]

the s2 version is

[velvet dagger]

port zones is playable in that game cause the zone is in mid instead of being split

[plush venture]

Saltspray is cooler than half of s3 stages

Not better but cooler

[graceful quartz]

It's the best map ever and Nintendo doesn't want to make their games good ?

That's what I learned over the years

[narrow quest]

saltspray is peak

[graceful quartz]

4/8

*5/8

[prisma maple]

have yall seen saltspray's original rainmaker layout

[narrow quest]

im stuck searching

[carmine marsh]

i only have splat 1

[narrow quest]

[graceful quartz]

What

Join my lobby!!!

@hollow latch

Blanch

[golden mist]

i forgot what it was lol

[plush venture]

Yez

[jaunty swallow]

niceeee

[narrow quest]

im restarting

[velvet dagger]

it was all gangsta until

[plush venture]

Me too

[cerulean prawn]

pubs, ranked or pb?

[carmine marsh]

Dont have any switch version

[graceful quartz]

7/8

[hollow latch]

Trying... Keep getting 0312 so relaunching

[prisma maple]

i will find an image

of it

[graceful quartz]

This was a weak special

[jaunty swallow]

pubs

[carmine marsh]

react if you got stylus still

[jaunty swallow]

full

[prisma maple]

nvm we matched

[velvet dagger]

if you mean 1.0 ray yes, but once it got its buffs no

[graceful quartz]

It couldn't compete with the Spam-ability of the tenta missiles

[viral flame]

@modest ibex meow meow meow :333

[plush venture]

So weak! Doesn’t one shot

[narrow quest]

Splatoon on Xbox game pass when???

[golden mist]

guys im playing with gray vs gray 🙃

[narrow quest]

i think gray will win

[hollow latch]

Standby

[narrow quest]

my wii u isnt connecting to wifi

[rapid haven]

Private or pbs

[narrow quest]

ill just run cemu on the chromebook i use for this discord

[plush venture]

Does anyone else get the glitchy lines on the nah and join pop ups on cemu

[viral flame]

yeah that's normal

[plush venture]

Awesome

I love them

[golden mist]

i cant tell whos on my team

lol

[hollow latch]

Yeah it's normal

[median torrent]

gg

[narrow quest]

its the gray inkling🥰

[carmine marsh]

that stunk

[prisma maple]

wtf

[hollow latch]

I assumed it was resolution related but it's just cemu being not so accurate at times.

[golden mist]

ah ok. plus gray team won

[graceful quartz]

So good

[narrow quest]

1/8

[carmine marsh]

it was blue

[prisma maple]

ok nice

[graceful quartz]

YES

[median torrent]

yeee

[prisma maple]

this rotation sucks tho

[graceful quartz]

Ik

[hollow latch]

No one left

Fuck it

[narrow quest]

im all alone

[plush venture]

So many bites, only so many teeth

[rapid haven]

Hi

[viral flame]

That's why you take a megabite :D

[golden mist]

yay gray won again

[carmine marsh]

blue

[hollow latch]

6/8

[plush venture]

Just when I was about to lose hope

6/8

[graceful quartz]

YEA

[narrow quest]

im stuck

[plush venture]

How do I unlock the octo valley song for squid beats

[hollow latch]

7/8

[narrow quest]

you probably have to beat it

[plush venture]

I have many times

Hmm curios

[rapid haven]

Need 1 more

7/8

[plush venture]

I got my bets on racer 2 ALL IN

[narrow quest]

i would join if i could escape the search loop

[rapid haven]

Good luck

[hollow latch]

Full

[rapid haven]

8/8

[viral flame]

You get them through amiibo challenges

[golden mist]

yay gray won again

[carmine marsh]

lol

[graceful quartz]

Nice

[prisma maple]

you edit your save or you pay money

[carmine marsh]

grey will always win

[graceful quartz]

Fuck You

[carmine marsh]

im on the other team

[median torrent]

damnnn

[prisma maple]

arowana > triggerfish

[narrow quest]

im searching again

im on standby

[plush venture]

Gg

[cerulean prawn]

nah

[cerulean prawn]

nah

[rapid haven]

Tf bro there's a hacker

[verbal halo]

are people on

[hollow latch]

I should just rebind my touch screen

[cerulean prawn]

where

[plush venture]

I didn’t notice any hacking

[hollow latch]

So wonky trying do it on switch pro controller

[verbal halo]

how much of yall use Cemu compared to real Wii U users

[median torrent]

gg

[golden mist]

whoa youre not gonna believe who won that game

[carmine marsh]

gray

.

[graceful quartz]

Nice

[carmine marsh]

.

.

[golden mist]

yea!!

[graceful quartz]

LEVEL 18 YAY

[carmine marsh]

what

[inland gulch]

anyone on pubs

[prisma maple]

3 ppl left lol

[graceful quartz]

Dead

[carmine marsh]

that cemu?

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[verbal halo]

Splatoon 2 💀

[prisma maple]

in triggerfish short ranged weapons have a disadvantage

[graceful quartz]

Host left us 😭

[median torrent]

i wish i can play switch games on my phone using yuzu but my phone isnt that powerful

[verbal halo]

u can emulate switch on mobile?

[graceful quartz]

iphone yucky

[verbal halo]

💀

[carmine marsh]

heres s trick

[plush venture]

Gg

[carmine marsh]

install android on your switch and then download yuzu to play switch games on your switch

[cerulean prawn]

h-3 is so broken

[plush venture]

Playing switch games on a phone sounds miserable without a controller

[median torrent]

(if you can aim)

[verbal halo]

how did they do switch emulation on Android but not Wii U emulation

[verbal halo]

yh

Mario Odyssey 💀

[carmine marsh]

different devs

[graceful quartz]

0513

[viral flame]

your phone has more in common with a switch than a wii u

[graceful quartz]

Lol?

[carmine marsh]

thats not why tho

[verbal halo]

I didn't even know it was possible

[graceful quartz]

0006

[carmine marsh]

cemu

[thorn storm]

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[viral flame]

it's much more feasible and less effort to get a switch emulator on a phone than a wii u emulator

[verbal halo]

i mean switch emulation on mobile

[graceful quartz]

Alone

:(

[verbal halo]

no ones on rn?

[carmine marsh]

differnt devs make cemu and citra/yuzu

[verbal halo]

stuck on searching

[graceful quartz]

3/8

Hello

[verbal halo]

4/8 rn

i like the little gamepad minigames

[carmine marsh]

theres mutiple?

[graceful quartz]

Who tf is gray.

[inland gulch]

yes

[verbal halo]

theres 4

[graceful quartz]

6/8

[carmine marsh]

how to play

[graceful quartz]

Amiiiiiiibo

[verbal halo]

just wait in a lobby

and it should show up on ur gamepad

while the list of people is on tv

[prisma maple]

7/8

[graceful quartz]

7/8

[carmine marsh]

for me its opposite

[verbal halo]

i use the aroma swap plugin bc I like playing it on the tv

[carmine marsh]

i play on gamepad lol

aroma swipswap

[narrow quest]

yay

[graceful quartz]

Timer reset oo

[cerulean prawn]

joining

[carmine marsh]

how to you play the minnigamss besides jump tho?

[inland gulch]

beat amiibo challenges

[graceful quartz]

Nice.

[verbal halo]

left and right on dpad

and press + to get out of a game if already in it

[graceful quartz]

Why does everyone leave

[verbal halo]

bro how did we go from 7 to 4

[graceful quartz]

Me.

:(

[inland gulch]

same

[jagged spire]

Anyone needing players?

[verbal halo]

yes

[jagged spire]

I'm down to play for a bit, who do I add

[prisma maple]

p u b s

[graceful quartz]

Join in public

[verbal halo]

we waiting in pubs rn

[jagged spire]

Tho I am a complete noob🤣

[prisma maple]

we 2/8

[graceful quartz]

Btw can we all agree to one thing

[carmine marsh]

all along :h

[plush venture]

Which is dream

[graceful quartz]

Splattack!

Is trash

[jaunty swallow]

what

[graceful quartz]

Worst song in the game

[jaunty swallow]

no

[hollow latch]

7/8

[carmine marsh]

i like it

the mario kart one

[graceful quartz]

Shsuahaasusbs8qsushw8sjxd9

[jaunty swallow]

that is objectively wrong

[graceful quartz]

WAIT

[plush venture]

Which version

[carmine marsh]

my server is split

[hollow latch]

Full

[verbal halo]

andd dc

[graceful quartz]

Disconnect

[carmine marsh]

dang

[hollow latch]

Ha...

[plush venture]

https://youtu.be/_4UBkk7vxC8

[hollow latch]

Game froze.

[graceful quartz]

W

/j

[carmine marsh]

time to emulate amiibo

[graceful quartz]

How

[plush venture]

Best splattack version

[verbal halo]

how do u emulate amiibo on wii u

[hollow latch]

There we go

[plush venture]

5 MILLION octolings

[verbal halo]

Splatoon 1 Octolings r hella chopped

[graceful quartz]

It's even worse than I remember

[jaunty swallow]

i mean but the in game version is great

[graceful quartz]

Very bad

[carmine marsh]

nintendo switch online: where you pay to turn your own internet into a server

[verbal halo]

they should have a bot that shows how many people are on a specific game like Mario Kart Wii Deluxe Discord has

[graceful quartz]

I mean it's fine

But every other song is so much more better

[verbal halo]

I just get it for Christmas every year 🤷‍♂️

[graceful quartz]

0521

Burn

[verbal halo]

same

[plush venture]

E3 demo version better

[verbal halo]

ima try 1 more time

[plush venture]

[jaunty swallow]

nah i like it to be the main theme of the game

[verbal halo]

2/8

[plush venture]

I’m downloading elden ring while I charge my deck

[jaunty swallow]

well deserved

[plush venture]

Then more sploon

[verbal halo]

play Splatoon on Steam Deck

[graceful quartz]

00006

[prisma maple]

why is my team octoling ais

[verbal halo]

3/8

[graceful quartz]

Octolings are the best u bitch

[prisma maple]

oh everyone was

nvm

[inland gulch]

mcbuddy is trying so hard to be different

[hollow latch]

Two people left

Bah

[verbal halo]

3/8 again

[prisma maple]

1

[hollow latch]

7/8

[graceful quartz]

Huh

[hollow latch]

full

[prisma maple]

none

[graceful quartz]

Bruv

[inland gulch]

mcbuddy

[graceful quartz]

Cry

[jaunty swallow]

bruh

[verbal halo]

4/8

[graceful quartz]

4/8

[cerulean prawn]

4/8

[graceful quartz]

The what

Are you the music note?

[cerulean prawn]

yeah

[graceful quartz]

Oh

Nice

[verbal halo]

dc

0006

[graceful quartz]

Bruh

Who

Me?

[verbal halo]

i dced

[graceful quartz]

6/8

7/8

@plush venture JOINFI2EBD9UWWEIFHS

[plush venture]

Can’t right now

sor

[graceful quartz]

I'll show you

[verbal halo]

Splatoon 2 is mid bc its the only game where u have nothing to do while waiting

[graceful quartz]

The consequences

0f your decision.

@median torrent where are you???

[median torrent]

not playing splatoon

[graceful quartz]

Come

[median torrent]

no

[verbal halo]

classic 7/8 waiting

[graceful quartz]

Real

[hollow latch]

7/8

[prisma maple]

someone left yay

[graceful quartz]

He should join our lobby

[jaunty swallow]

plsss

[graceful quartz]

Plsss

[jaunty swallow]

not hapenning

[cerulean prawn]

LMAO

[graceful quartz]

Hopeless

[verbal halo]

dc

[graceful quartz]

Yayyy

[prisma maple]

6/8

[hollow latch]

See who friended me... Since had a pending request

[verbal halo]

0006 💀

[prisma maple]

bruh moment

[golden mist]

this has been

[graceful quartz]

What fuck

[verbal halo]

finna hop on Smash 4 🔥

[golden mist]

odd

[viral flame]

turns out my steam deck was just in sleep mode in my bag for the past week or so

whoops

[graceful quartz]

6/8

[verbal halo]

6/8

[golden mist]

2 more living humans??

[graceful quartz]

Music note and nekolin

[hollow latch]

Im loading in

Hold your horses.

[graceful quartz]

I know f

Aster

[verbal halo]

we should just do a proom atp

[graceful quartz]

I hold my tentacles

[prisma maple]

r/ihadastroke

[graceful quartz]

Our host Nico is suspicious

[viral flame]

reddit user (derogatory)

[graceful quartz]

Full!

[verbal halo]

finally

[prisma maple]

r/bait

[hollow latch]

0312 wee

[viral flame]

jesse what the fuck do those words mean

[prisma maple]

https://tenor.com/view/breaking-bad-better-call-saul-gus-fring-gus-gustavo-fring-gif-26495658

pubs dead?

[viral flame]

like always yes

[verbal halo]

ggs

[golden mist]

we in a match

[graceful quartz]

Arrowana mall moment

[golden mist]

wait

dc lol

[hollow latch]

Thank Judd for the pocket change.

[graceful quartz]

Leaving anyways

[hollow latch]

I was hoping I was close to a snail

[graceful quartz]

Anyways join my lobby

[hollow latch]

Sure

[graceful quartz]

Cute.

4/8

[graceful quartz]

Callie

[viral flame]

what are u talking about that's captain cuttlefish

[graceful quartz]

Than you're seeing wrong.

[graceful quartz]

This is agent 3

[hollow latch]

She isn't stinky enough to be 3.

[graceful quartz]

They are both trash

[plush venture]

Who’s the best shop keeper

[graceful quartz]

ANNIE

6/8

[jagged spire]

Loading in now

[jaunty swallow]

crusty sean

[plush venture]

I love ed and nails

[graceful quartz]

Nicee

7/8

[graceful quartz]

Gnarly Eddy and snails?

Mid.

Jel la fleur betterr

[plush venture]

Jel le fleur isn’t even b- in ranked modes

Therefore

[graceful quartz]

Lobby is dying

Eliters are really trash in this game

Game is dead I think

No gay

[jaunty swallow]

full squad

[cerulean prawn]

3/8 pubs

[graceful quartz]

WHHAT

[jaunty swallow]

i dont think so

[graceful quartz]

XP stop scaring me

[plush venture]

JumXP scare

[graceful quartz]

Jump sclanch

[hollow latch]

Crashed my own discord lol

[graceful quartz]

4/8

Agente 3 and 4

[cerulean prawn]

pubs?

[graceful quartz]

Yes

[graceful quartz]

CALLIE and cap trash

[hollow latch]

Stinky Cap 3

[graceful quartz]

Trashy cap 3

[graceful quartz]

Omg

This is

Callie

Beautiful

The lobby is apparently dying

[jaunty swallow]

cute

[graceful quartz]

I think that's enough for me today

[jaunty swallow]

i had to restart

[graceful quartz]

Kol

[graceful quartz]

Love

They are even more beautiful

[hollow latch]

Guess safe to say dead lobby

[cerulean prawn]

4/8

[jaunty swallow]

damn

[graceful quartz]

What

[jaunty swallow]

oh

[graceful quartz]

Our is 4/8

[hollow latch]

Split lol

[jaunty swallow]

it wasnt enough for today it seems lol

[cerulean prawn]

Smh

[graceful quartz]

Cringetendo moment

[cerulean prawn]

I’ll restart after

[graceful quartz]

I'm going for now

[jaunty swallow]

6/8

[graceful quartz]

Take care guyssss

[jaunty swallow]

bye

[cerulean prawn]

6/8

[jaunty swallow]

7/8

[hollow latch]

One more

brb a sec

[cerulean prawn]

7/8

85 sec

[jaunty swallow]

fulllll

[cerulean prawn]

4/8

[hollow latch]

6/8

7/8

[stoic flicker]

ill join

any open lobbies?

[inland gulch]

I don't think so

we can do pbs if you wanna

[jagged spire]

There's a few ppl, me including trying to make up pbs

[prisma maple]

4/8 pubs

5/8

[jagged spire]

Damn, It keeps putting me in empty lobbys

[inland gulch]

8/8

[jagged spire]

7/8

Fuck off, it keeps disconnecting me

[naive viper]

I've already gotten 0521'd and 0006'd

and now the room is full

gg

[inland gulch]

gg

[naive viper]

Filled up again!

good luck

wow.

the host must've left

[inland gulch]

no

well now maybe

[stoic flicker]

I got dc

[naive viper]

if the host leaves, everyone in the room will slowly get disconnected

[stoic flicker]

that sucks

[naive viper]

And that penalizes my Vibe score. Too bad I can't edit that via Splat AIO 2.

Hey, at least it's not a temp ban. I'm looking at you, Splatoon 2 and 3.

[inland gulch]

those bans are only given out if the dc is caused by you

not the host

[naive viper]

ah

I have had times where I wasn't issued a warning or ban when I got disconnected. That must be what you're talking about.

But then, other times I was issued warnings. Surprisingly haven't had the hammer dropped on me yet, especially in Splatoon 3.

[inland gulch]

also regular internet connection errors are not penalized, only when the game thinks you deliberately caused the dc

[naive viper]

interesting...

[inland gulch]

so going to sleep mode or flight mode get a temp ban

but slow wifi usually doesn't

[naive viper]

usually.

[viral flame]

banning people who keep disconnecting on online games is a good thing

people who say it is not have never played an online game

[naive viper]

lol

I'll be back shortly - my Wii U has softlocked and needs restarting

[inland gulch]

only when the "servers" don't disconnect when there is no problem with the network

[jagged spire]

I've played online games with shitty WiFi all my life, I say it's definitely a bad thing

I shouldn't be punished because I can't afford better WiFi, I spent money buying the damn game

And guess what. Almost every game considers shitty wifi as disconnecting via user fault

Thus a reason for a ban

[naive viper]

For some reason, it is taking a very long time for me to get disconnected because the host left.

[viral flame]

it's not

someone with shiternet shouldn't be allowed to ruin the balance and challenge, and as a result, fun of others constantly

hence the tempban

it's not that deep

[jagged spire]

People with shit Internet also deserve to play online games, the balance is garbage in litterally every online game anyway, you're either at the top or you lose, in any other system the game is cheating for you to help you win against stronger and better opponents

Or are you gonna ban new players for upsetting the ballance cos they aren't as good at the game

[viral flame]

games more often than not group you with people that are your skill level or close to it

there is also a very stark difference in playability when it comes to a 3v4 compared to a 4v4 where your teammates suck

especially when it comes to a ranked mode like rainmaker, zones, etc

there have been numerous time when I've been on a team with shit teammates but still doing okay, then one of them poofs and there is no chance

[naive viper]

Why do I keep getting 0502?

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[modest ibex]

u owe me a tower code.

[viral flame]

you just HAD to ask me when I'm leaving for work.

[modest ibex]

erm.. sorry i don’t know ur timetable

[viral flame]

you should.

its ok i have backup i will download for you daddy

[modest ibex]

istg if it’s that always on tower code

it didn’t work for me

[viral flame]

I think you have to poke it every round

[modest ibex]

but i freeze it indefinitely

[viral flame]

u owe me splatheap.

[naive viper]

u owe me splatheap too.

wait, that's the wrong message to reply to.

[modest ibex]

when splatoons new ver drops i’ll publish splatheap.

[viral flame]

there is an update on the work Wii U

give

[modest ibex]

what

[naive viper]

I don't know about that one. Nintendo is yet to bring this game and MK8 back online, 4 months later.

[viral flame]

but like. im baby. im give you code. why not splathep.

[naive viper]

lol

[modest ibex]

are you really piratisiasing splatanas??

[viral flame]

yes!!!

[modest ibex]

banned.

[shy star]

is this dead?

[naive viper]

I've finally returned. My system has not been wanting to connect to the Internet lately. If I continue having issues, expect to see a support thread appear soon.

[naive viper]

it might be...

[shy star]

is there a program i can use to create custom maps

[jagged spire]

I've also been struggling with the WiFi, maybe it's a common problem

[jaunty swallow]

anyone wanna join in pubs?

4/8

[naive viper]

huh. I just made a support thread https://discord.com/channels/408718485913468928/1129165306145820683

[tough imp]

currently in ur game :))

[jaunty swallow]

yea

[shy star]

does anyone wanna pb

private battle*

[jagged spire]

Don't think there's enough ppl on still

[tough imp]

sure

[shy star]

ok

send me a request

[tough imp]

okay

han gin

sent

sorry i took so long

[modest ibex]

what the fuck is this code.

[shy star]

thats ok

[spice umbra]

any games open?

[tough imp]

oh ooos i accodently went into a public

[shy star]

accepted

[shy star]

ill make a room

[tough imp]

wait how do you leave a public game again

i completely forgot how to play splatoon 1

[shy star]

just wait for it to countdown

[tough imp]

oh okay

the game finally ended but now i have to watch the squid sisters thing rq

[shy star]

the rooms opened btw

[spice umbra]

yall mind if i join

[tough imp]

nvm i have to go

[shy star]

dang

[dusty shuttle]

bro made SURE we saw his name 💀

[golden mist]

what name?

what is his name btw?

[timber dirge]

helicopter 🚁

[modest ibex]

HELP ITS NOT EVEN INTENTIONAL

IDK WHY THE CODE MAKES IT THAT BIG

[jagged spire]

5/8 pubs

[thick rampart]

welp.

ill have to use a different PNID for the splatoon server for... "other" reasons..

transfered my save on that account yesterday

[modest ibex]

did u brick it bc too many friends

my accounts start to shit themselves with 40 friends

not very joyous.

[golden mist]

oops

[thick rampart]

nope

its not even that

although yes it is annoying

[cerulean prawn]

😳

[jagged spire]

Private battle anyone?

[meager sand]

whats haoppening here

[jagged spire]

As far as I can tell, there's only 4 ppl online, and most of them aren't on the sever rn, so it's 4 ppl joining pubs, failing and rejoining

[meager sand]

imma try failing with them too

if it dont work ill try private

[jagged spire]

I'm one of the 4 🤣

[meager sand]

nice

who else be pubbin here?

[jagged spire]

I dont think the others are online on here

[meager sand]

ah aight

[jagged spire]

Not seen any msgs that would show they are anyway

[meager sand]

btw, is there a patch/cheat to disable the calamari news?

[jagged spire]

I haven't found one

5/8

[shy star]

nope

[inland gulch]

if ur on cemu id just recommend speeding the game up 8x to make it go much faster but if ur not then idk

[rare wharf]

tryna join pubs rn

[shy star]

u know whats strange?

[rare wharf]

anyone on?

[shy star]

yea

[jagged spire]

A few ppl on yea

[rare wharf]

so far i am the only one here :P

[jagged spire]

Lots of things, but I'm sure ur gonna give specifics

[shy star]

we've never see an actual proper cephalopod death before

in splatoon

[rare wharf]

well i mean, not a death but a close one, cuttlefish

hes kind of... a dried squid which is technically dead?

2/8

[jagged spire]

Hold on, ima restart my console, its being funky with the wifi

[meager sand]

me on console

[rare wharf]

same

:PPPPPP

[jagged spire]

Same, but considering not being 🤣🤣

[rare wharf]

i could never bro i love my wii u too much

[meager sand]

and me im just a purist

[narrow quest]

is anyone playing

[jagged spire]

I am,but mainly cos I like the gamepad

[jagged spire]

Yea

[meager sand]

a few fools who are tryna pub

me included

[viral flame]

please give me a video description the WiFi is slow

[meager sand]

we should do private

[shy star]

we always ask "is anyone playing" but never ask " hows your day playing out"

[inland gulch]

Chris Chan inkling

[meager sand]

bruhhh

[jagged spire]

Terribly, that's why I'm tryna play

[narrow quest]

now make a Colleen Ballinger inkling

[inland gulch]

On it

[jagged spire]

Too thin

[shy star]

yes

[rare wharf]

plz someone

[jagged spire]

I'm down for priv

[meager sand]

god dammit, softlocked on friends list again

[inland gulch]

I tried my best with what I had

[meager sand]

why does this keep jhappening

[rare wharf]

because no one is active

oh wait nvm nvm

[narrow quest]

use the puffy jacket

[rare wharf]

no idea

[shy star]

so we either can do turf or a private battle

[meager sand]

im gonna add people here

and then who hosts?

[rare wharf]

you already have me right

[meager sand]

u yes

others idk

[jagged spire]

Accepted

[inland gulch]

No stripes jacket

[narrow quest]

😔

[meager sand]

i added samoneye

launching spoon

[jagged spire]

Not me, wifi unreliable

[meager sand]

mine's reliable

got optic fibre

[narrow quest]

samon should host

[shy star]

im gonna take my pnid down...

[rare wharf]

what.

[meager sand]

???

[jagged spire]

U host then

[shy star]

id trust pretendo to keep my pnid stable

[rare wharf]

wait what are you talking abt

[meager sand]

created pb

[shy star]

last time i had 40 friends and it killed my account for days

[rare wharf]

i gotta clean through mine

ive had my account for two days

[velvet dagger]

bro made a splatana

[meager sand]

too many friends hurts an account?

well i got a lot on my friends list

[jagged spire]

Yeah, apparently

[shy star]

it shouldnt...but it did for me

[meager sand]

aiaiaie

thats

weird?

and scary, but i think ill be ok

[jagged spire]

I'm new, but a lot of ppl hVe been talking an it

[shy star]

ill be in the room in a sec

[meager sand]

i havent noticed anything on my side, but i havent reached that many

aighty

do we just start with a turf?

[shy star]

hold up

[meager sand]

dw im waiting

[jagged spire]

Sounds good to me

Tho I'm not the only one with opinions lol, if anyone else wants a say go ahead and speak up lmao

[shy star]

joining

im in

[meager sand]

aha

nice

so turf then?

[shy star]

any really

but sure

[meager sand]

aight

[rare wharf]

ready as FUCK

[meager sand]

i could do one of each

dam

what happened

[jaunty swallow]

hi ppl

[meager sand]

hi

[rare wharf]

ok wait am i going too hard

am i making this not fun

[jaunty swallow]

are you playing pb?

[meager sand]

yes

[rare wharf]

no priv

[shy star]

ye

[jagged spire]

Ouch lmao, one hell of a defeat 🤣

[rare wharf]

oh shit

my dumb ass

yes

[jaunty swallow]

oh ok lol

[rare wharf]

no but srsly tho

ill calm down

[meager sand]

i mean

idk

[jagged spire]

Lmao its fine, I'll be honest it's probably just me, 2v2 and I'm a complete noob, shits gonna happen

[rare wharf]

be brutally honest because i feel like im going too hard and not making this fun 😭

[meager sand]

aye fair enough

[rare wharf]

joining?

[shy star]

no i picked e-liter for turf...

[meager sand]

could always make teams predetermined

[rare wharf]

iyw

[jaunty swallow]

sure

[rare wharf]

WOO

[meager sand]

someone has them added?

[jaunty swallow]

booting sploon

[rare wharf]

yeah

[jaunty swallow]

yea

[rare wharf]

i do

[meager sand]

cant leave the private

[shy star]

i do

[meager sand]

aight

well do a 2v3

keep masoni on 2 hehe

[rare wharf]

:0

j

[meager sand]

you said you were poppin off

gotta nerf you now

[rare wharf]

yeah a lil LOL

[meager sand]

:)

[jaunty swallow]

wait i dont wanna make it unfair

[rare wharf]

LMFAO ok

no join

plz

[meager sand]

dont worry

[jaunty swallow]

ok then

[jagged spire]

I'm a level 3, and I only started playing today, I think ull be fine, this isn't really about balance 🤣🤣

[meager sand]

its not like we can play pub anyways

[jagged spire]

It's just for fun

[rare wharf]

wait this is ur first time playing splatoon?

[jaunty swallow]

im not that great anyway lol

[jagged spire]

Lmao yea basically

[rare wharf]

whaaaaaat

[jaunty swallow]

opps error

[meager sand]

damn

[rare wharf]

like ever? not even 2 or 3?

[meager sand]

double damned

[jagged spire]

Wanted to get into it,but can't afford switch online

[meager sand]

switch online stinks

[rare wharf]

you made a good ass choice playin the first one

play the story mode too, so fun

[jagged spire]

I got gifted a wii u from a friend so yk

[jaunty swallow]

lucky

[rare wharf]

NICEE

[meager sand]

octo and alterna are banger story modes tho

[jaunty swallow]

0312

[jagged spire]

Will do, as soon as I yk, level 4

[rare wharf]

bought mine two days ago bit i used to have one when i was younger too

[rare wharf]

oo :P

[meager sand]

theres a bot to look up error codes right?

[jaunty swallow]

you can start ill just restart

[meager sand]

aight

hehehe

balance!

[jagged spire]

Lmaooo

[meager sand]

idk what im doinggg

[jagged spire]

Me either

🤣🤣

[rare wharf]

RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[shy star]

hold on

[meager sand]

i fd up

[shy star]

lemme restart rq

[meager sand]

aight

gonna take my meds

brb

[jagged spire]

I'll grab a drink then

[shy star]

i might get 106-0312..

[meager sand]

full of drugs

[rare wharf]

same ima grab a tea

[shy star]

yup

[meager sand]

now this

is a certified pretendo moment

[jagged spire]

Drink is drank

[shy star]

actually ill have to go

fn at least

[meager sand]

ah aight

yeh

[jagged spire]

Me n u against masoooni?

[meager sand]

okay

window xp doesnt seem to be here

i think

oh wait

masoni grabbin a tea right?

[jagged spire]

Not back yet lol

Yea

[meager sand]

im gonna visit them

i fell

[rare wharf]

oh my god guys im so sorry

i was prepping chai

it takes a while

[meager sand]

is ok

were fucking around

[rare wharf]

is the room still open

[meager sand]

yes ur in

oh wait

[rare wharf]

no im not?

error code 106

[meager sand]

uhhh lets finish game

room here, you should be on standby

[rare wharf]

lemme restart game

[meager sand]

aight

[rare wharf]

oh my god

let me restart console

kms

[meager sand]

rip

[rare wharf]

run a fuck around match

im so sorry oml

[meager sand]

is ok

[rare wharf]

at least the chai was good lol

[meager sand]

ayyyy

[thorn storm]

lmaoooo

[meager sand]

nixo u good?

you just, dont seem to see the bomb

hello?

[rare wharf]

i keep getting error 106

[meager sand]

:|

[rare wharf]

maybe close the room n open a new one?

[meager sand]

aight ill try

[jagged spire]

If there's any way I can help lmk lol

[meager sand]

a

reopened

[rare wharf]

oh and got some news

my hard drive has been ordered!!!!!!

[meager sand]

whats it for?

[rare wharf]

my wii u

[jagged spire]

Is a hard drive worth it? I've just got a large USB, it's a bit slow but idrm

[rare wharf]

it doesnt show that you have a room open

ill open one

[thick rampart]

oh great my list softlocks with literally no friends added

[meager sand]

damn

[jagged spire]

Oh fuck thattr

[rare wharf]

yes its worth, id stay stick with your usb if it works for you

[meager sand]

oh im probably in the shadow realm arent i

[rare wharf]

but usbs r unreliable since they could corrupt easy since the wii u draws too much power from it

[jagged spire]

Ah I see

[meager sand]

also hard drive = shove whatever u want in your wii u

[rare wharf]

rooms open

[meager sand]

i think imma hit the bed tbh, sorry

[rare wharf]

naurrrrrr

ok

[meager sand]

have fun

[rare wharf]

oh my god im an idiot

nixo friend me plz

[jagged spire]

Alr 2 secs

Restarting my thing cos the WiFi is being fucky again

[rare wharf]

period

@thick rampart

you on rn?

[thick rampart]

my list softlockeeddd

[rare wharf]

i accepted

ur fr

[thick rampart]

what the fuck

how did that send??

[rare wharf]

?!

no clue

[jagged spire]

Hold on, my console crashed on the send a rq screen again

[thick rampart]

huh well i guess ill take that

[jagged spire]

Accepted

[jagged spire]

Ur rg

[rare wharf]

join up my subjects

?

[thick rampart]

yeah booting up splatoon

[jagged spire]

News thing

[jaunty swallow]

im back

[rare wharf]

im so confused

[jaunty swallow]

are you guys still doing pb

[rare wharf]

anyway ROOMS OPEN, join up bad bitches (plz)

[jaunty swallow]

or no

[jagged spire]

Not enough ppl, we've priv atm

U joining?

[jaunty swallow]

yep

[jagged spire]

We in

[rare wharf]

shall we start

[jagged spire]

Nah, let's just sit and listen to the lobby music 🤣🤣

Ofc we wanna start

[rare wharf]

oh

[jagged spire]

I'm jk dw

[rare wharf]

💔

im hurt.

apologize

NEOW

RAHHH

[jaunty swallow]

ggs

so we just doing turf?

[rare wharf]

oh shit

i didnt know anyone wanted to do anything else

[jagged spire]

Nah

[jaunty swallow]

dw it fine

[rare wharf]

oh.

tower control?!

[jaunty swallow]

damn

[thick rampart]

are you not going to use your special...?

[rare wharf]

who

[jaunty swallow]

bomb rush like this maybe is a bit too much

[thick rampart]

like.. you have one of the more broken specials in the game

[rare wharf]

who

me?

[thick rampart]

no

the nico guy

he never used it tho?

[rare wharf]

theyre new

[thick rampart]

ohh okay

[rare wharf]

rainmaker next?

or more tower

[jaunty swallow]

sticks

i cant get used

[rare wharf]

what

[jaunty swallow]

i dont use motion

[rare wharf]

so.

what mode do you want?

[jaunty swallow]

any

[rare wharf]

ok fawk it

[jagged spire]

Oh yeah, I've got no idea what I'm doing 🤣🤣

[rare wharf]

one more tower

[thick rampart]

tbh i didin't actually expect you to have bomb rush at all