#Splatoon
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What
yippee another disconnect
2/8
ill join
hi, i can join you in spatoon ?
4/8
Truu
pubs, pb or ranked?
Yes, you can just join pubs afaik
Stupid internet ๐คฆโโ๏ธ
2/8
ffs
the servers are probably being bbq'd rn
Its one of you colin and Adam ?
zuck found them
6/8
8/8
i bought fat cry 6 a few days ago i should play it instead of dealing with this shit
You do not need to add anyone rn. Just join an online turf match
O
Nvm i think its full
Neat gg
Gg
this game is so enjoyable with it taking 30 minutes to matchmake and someone ends up dcing
Rip colin
6/8 -_-
i'm ready for Nintendo Network to come back
im waiting for the funeral
might aswell learn how to build a machine that can travel into a timeline when nintendo cared about the wii u cuz that aint happening
July 17
lol
this has happened at least 4 times
if it was related to the wii u the switch wouldnt have been included
it makes no sense
It deserves a funeral???
it will happen
gonna get myself intentionally banned if they announce its shutting down
7/8
either the servers come back or nn as a whole dies
My internet works again
I already did that ๐
๐๐๐
get yourself hyperbanned 
Adam!!!
i mean it was the only console online service that lets you play for free, cuz playstation plus and xbox live were and still are a thing
the ps3 online was also free tho?
Yep
โฆ fine trueโฆ
its gaming time bitches
was it?
Yes
it is
6/8
????
public ?
wait for me
imma try to come
No waiting just who comes first
ok
I wanna test my Switch Pro controller on Cemu since boy it's a upgrade on the Switch.
Annd someone left again
eliter 3k moment
How tf does an Aerospray kill me in 3 shots
damage up lol
because wetherspoon 2
DAMN IT SQUID SISTERS
News!
Whoever grapey is... Stay in the lobby lol.
They didn't have any d up
alright so the rotation is shit :)
Callie will curse you
If you don't compliment Callie in the next 2 minutes ten times you will get splatted
Forever.
I have no problems in cemu so far and dead...
NO
1 Minute has passed
alright, fck you callie fck you callie fck you callie fck you callie fck you callie fck you callie fck you callie fck you callie fck you callie fck you callie, there you go :)
callie is a crackhead confirmed?
Nuh uh
It was not nice meeting you, goodbye Callie hater ! (Hell)
Callie was splatted by E-Liter 4K Scope
Respawn Punisher active!
Callie was splatted by E-Liter 4K Scope
Respawn Punisher active!
Callie was splatted by E-Liter 4K Scope
Respawn Punisher active!
Callie was splatted by E-Liter 4K Scope
Respawn Punisher active!
stop staring at me like that ๐ญ
What the fuck
Callie hates respawn punisher !
It was not nice meeting you, goodbye Callie hater ! (Hell)
i also have lde
/j
No
It was an obvious pon done by Callie
(only this one)
4/8 public btw
i am in a different server
We call them lobbies here
3/8
4/8
6/8 here
yes
3 split lol
Wtf
:(
I want to burn
We have enough for two lobbies but pretendo being dumb with matchmaking.
why am i being put into empty servers
Me after someone stole my alts mii name (I wasnt the first one)
It's Woomy! Btw
dont worry we will have another matchmaking update in 12 months ๐
At best.
I just wanna do a few matches with my pro controller.
8/8
Since gyro is better on this then PS5 controller.
finally
bruh
imagine getting frustrated at pretendo matchmaking
Or I will pray for Callie to disconnect you.
seems like the chat died...
i love abusing eliter on walleye ๐
I keep killing TNT and I feel bad
YES
might aswell change your pfp to eliter
Do it!
good idea
bro was NOT here when the splatfest was live
I hope you'll find a better main
Welp they broke the lobby by leaving
Bruh they were the host /kms
oh no i was, and sadly it was my first ever splatfest
๐
done
hahaha
i have transformed into eliter
The Splatfest was 6 days
I was online every day
Guess how many matches I played
2
the promo image is too big to fit into the pfp lmao
Sheldon sold you a worse crb @prisma maple
im not changing my @ lol
Still worse.
You are so right
im finally enjoying the game since splatoon 3 map simulator is in rotation now
How many ?/8
5
btw IM STILL WAITING FOR THE RESULTS AND SUPER SEASHELLS CERIS (i swear if anyone says splathex)
ceris just wants to pretend the fest was never done ๐
it was a complete disaster
Splathex ||is shit||
i like how people refuse to save edit because its "cheating" but they also think that rewards from splatfests are "legitimate"
W
hey im back
Lobby dead jim.
I'm still trying to join
Why is the matchmaking so trash
Disgusting
squiffer better
This is the S3 model!
literally no
you cant even partial charge with squiffers ๐
Hello this is s1 here
Ink mine zooka?
yay :)
๐คข๐คข๐คฎ๐คฎ๐คฎ
I'll try one more time.
ayy
lmaoo
ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
lmao
colin is such a lagger
I'm so glad I never played with them
What
i dcd
colin making the game less enjoyable than fighting eliters on moray:
i love when two inkzooka shots come straight towards me and i die 5 seconds later
๐NY๐ซ
5/8
6
Colin I hope you'll never join my lobby
5
i have him trapped in my lobby
i love it when i get killed by an eliter 10000 miles away from me
Eliter moment
eliter is theoretically the best weapon in the game because of its skill ceiling
6/8 bitches join
if you had perfect aim it would be impossible for the enemies to enter mid
And with bitches I mean everyone beside colin
tell callie to let me matchmake
im stuck in the 'searching for lobbie to join' screen
pretendo makes splatoon feel like im playing the ohio edition
Callie can't help you matchmake
Matchmaking was cursed by a strong force named prrtendo
useless b*tch
my disable auto camera movement mod has this weird bug which also disables the inkling noise when popping echolocator
Thank you for describing urself
true ๐ญ
@viral flame hello baby
Callie pats you
hey can you help me matchmake to a lobby?
what
self explanitory CALLIE
he is asking you to rce him
no but i can fry your console if youโd like :3
anyone wanna do ranked
can you make it generate enough heat so that i replace my microwave?
anyone wanna do squads
after i delete the weird malware folder โmlcโ yes!!! itโll do anything you want
Not even 30fps lock can save him ๐ญ๐ญ๐๐
squads dont even work
Yes
no because i need to abuse eliter on walleye sorry
4 error
5 errors so far
yes please, pretendo already fried my brain with its terrible matchmaking, might aswell give it a taste of its own medicine
now im in empty lobby
*4th
whos lobby keeps dying omfg
the only reason im coping with pretendo is because this game's lack of input delay is insane
Hope you can't force start
i believe you do not exist
I don't want to get depression from eliters
๐ฑ๐ฑ
heyy
burst bomb eliter, even better
you'll get depression from it sooner or later
i wonder why they didnt bring back burst bomb liter in s3 ๐ค
3k
Too bad 
guys whats the worst weapon
Burst Reefslider
back to the porn cave aka nsfw punished
Cuh
i am so dedicated in becoming the most annoying eliter user ever that i switched to a low sensitivity to have even more accurate aim
Idc
splat-chargers i guess? the ones without scopes
Game let me matchmake
Violent content
6thcerror
I want it
Omg ensfw
where are you putting it
In my simp folder!
cuteness overload!!
7
don't mess with a nice girl...
OH.
i hate this moving to android!
like holy shit fuck you
Real
been matchmaking for like 25 minutes
Me 2
๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
Let's play privat battles this is boring
turf pb?
At least im a witch and u arent
WHAT THE FUCK
it actually worked!
Colin
it crashed
no wat!!!!
colin is the host so this will be less enjoyable than not playing at all
i blame colin
Someone dcd
i blame colin x2
I want to do privat battles
atleast im listening to if you wanna party from just dance 2023 and u arnt
the android in question
8
BYE
colin is the host though ๐ญ
low battery๐ฑ๐ฑ
YAY WALLEYE
GIMME MORE BY BRITNEY SPEARS ;-;
The game started so fast omg
ok
IM ON A KILLING SPREE :D
i love seeker :)
I was 4 times killed by colin because of his trashy connection
oh first place :D
that dude should play carbon
i need to change weapon javer
ur so bad!!
i FORGOR
join back when redy
wait
no
its trying to join me to a random turf
wtf!! epic fail
true..
turf up
gg
dream is throwing
thats enough from me
Oh excuse me for painting the map
4/8
@viral flame join
The lobby is on its way to the graveyard
Pretendo is dead
im gonna go play mk8 instead
what the FUCK.
Going to test the new booster course tracks of the Mario kart 8 deluxe booster course pass of the Mario kart 8 deluxe Port of Mario kart 8 for Wii u only on Nintendo switch
tell me when ur ready
Ok i come enjoyer
oka join
yeah and you're lame
I'm not trusting you.
WHERE
###################
i win
Bruh no one have the famitsu sandles? I need to buy if off them through spyke.
Only part im missing in that set
legend
literally just so good
is this your hacking?
no im just good
lovely
thats just splatoon 1 on the wii u
i cant believe you copy pasted splatoon 3 eliter into 1
mind if i join
help
as i was saying
mind if i join
eh sure go ahead
ima friend you
what does it say
youre still stuck on my expire list btw lol
1 no i havent
2 sent
what
its just a funny pretendo bug
i think what i did was send you a request without accepting YOUR request
booting game
a my face
omw
oh its a pub
booting
there
34
wait
epic gamin win!
do we stop cheating or wha
idk
as u wish
evil
im dumb
i shouldve put everyone in the same team
i killed you twice thinking it was phene
ok now i do it right
i won
ok wait until we get to tower control
/j right?
this is fun
if only my splatoon matches were like that
yeah
its a nice thing nintendo could have used
splatoon
true
dc
com error
wow.
same
this is NOT very true.
gonna report whoever hacked >:(
and stole my win
the enemy was throwing
we could have won this
i gotta restart
nooo
also i think theres smth wrong with my wifi??
its struggling to send 9kb images
wth
damn
we should do tower control.
okay
omw
there
wheres everyone.
cmon gay
or this person dcs
and that breaks the lobby
and i have to rehost
im stuck :(
crash
ill rehost when ur ready
im ready daddy
YOURE WHAT
there
and alr crash
wow.
f
so what now
do i close cemu or keep it running
its still doing the shader cache
so i dont think im connected to friends yet
idk just join
where is javer
6/8
3/3
full lobby yay lets go
3/3 again! no dc!
true and only splatfest lobby
PRESS CONTINUE
game so good!!!
7/8
Why you have splatoon in Spanish
racist.
damn
bro thinks ppl dont know spanish
relaunching for the 20th time
Bleah Splatoon 2
Why
cemu froze but i still could move around and skip the news
can we please get a + 1๐ค๐ค
You insulted latin America.
Ok
5/8
Have some Mario kart booster course wave 5 rankings
6/8
I think you got the wrong template bro ๐
7/8
i crashed
this is cool my shadercache corrupted
and it closed very cool
s3 ryu is peak
tri color in pbs ๐ฅธ
so good
i love flexlion
are you still on 4.0.2
idk actually
i did the forbidden word to get s3 on ryujinx bc i didnt wanna dump mine
true. always dump don't pirate!
i always think its not worth it
cause technically there is not a huge difference between 4.0.0 and 4.0.2 its just i think major bug fixes for switch hardware or something
bai
anyone playing public turf wars rn?
lets show him
we have a 6/8 lobby rn
show who
but its abt to close
alr im booting my wiiu
nervi
the wha
show what?
Barnacle and die was low quality before the patch
lets show him ||the """""hacks""""""||
hey i got sploon 3
No friends ๐
wtfff why in bold
maby you can show me on there?
im on ryujinx
i dont use flexlion on my switch
or exeFS patches
whenever i do tricolor on dime i just fall in the water and cant do anything ๐
oh i meant brine
Choose a new spawn
so useful thank!!!!!!
true
i had to close
starting back up
5/8
6/8
best ryujinx version
so sexy ui
God Callie helps everytime
nw :3
Anyone still playing?
i know right
I love giving advice for things I can't even do myself
Wait are y'all playing or talking
Bravo ruler
Still better
Than having Marie in the middle
gg
ima just restart the
then
Joining!
oh nvm its fixed
Looking for a game...
106-0312 I'm gonna kms
dc
piss colored splatoon
they need to make pissing on ur opponents an emote send tweet
118-0006 INTERNET CONNECTION WAS INTERRUPTED?
real
its already sunset in plaza??
or its just flexlion
ipswitch
isnt the fest this weekend
ah okay
yeah but 2 days before it its sunset
my favourite glitch came back!
4/8
Can't play Splatoon rn since my wifi decided to be shit :/
"ResultNameBoardSample"
result nameboard sample popped off omg
i sure love ResultNameBoardSample
funniest guy on earth
Cute
they be like "oh brother this guy STINKS"
major skill issue
4/8
wait what do u use to force a fest?
what the fuck!!
5/8
ill have to take a lil peak later
THIS is real piss colored splatoon
thanks
now use color switcher to make ur hair piss color
i dont have flexloin
darn
6/8
true
coulda had a pissterpiece
!
!!!
doomsday
Squid sisters already performing???
I'm going to look at them (Callie) until the sf starts
javer are you playing with motion on ldn
can we pls get a +2 ๐คฃ๐คฃ
when i tried it it has that refresh bug
yes
damn
i guess ryujinx just hates me
i can join you in a bit
if youre still playing ofc
omg ai bot matches kills my pc
2/8
weak cpu ?
not real players
emu
my computer handles the ai fine with 2x scaling on
5/8
why they are giving power eggs? 
oh that's probably why
overheating ?
nah
ngl i lowkey like s2 on emulator with scaling more bc the lighting looks better in that game imo
update is done just gotta add it to ryu then ill join
6/8
s3 night time stages suck
they do
agreed
in s2 theyโre so much better
everything was so much better in 2
s3 fests in general are just so bad in general
skipper pavilion my beloved
what happen if i download something in the nand
i hated skipper so much but goddammn it was so pretty at night
it would go in the nand
๐
or s2 wahoo at night was PEAK
HELP
im still missing the special splatfest stages
i forgot their name

shifty stations?
shifty stations ?
ye
ermm i said it first ๐ฅธ
i remember my first splatfest was chaos vs order
WHAT
i only played 1 day bc i didnโt understand splatoon
rip you
im glad i played frosty fest
im pretty sure my first was ninja v pirates
okay im on 4.0.2 now
id say s1=s2>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>s3
are you still playing
so dump!
dumped
wait @dusty shuttle wanna play
ima mess with settings in the meantime
id be down to join yall if the lobbies aren't active by then
and if i can get ryujinx to work ๐ค๐ค
aight
np
pastel gal is so pretty omg
ya
my honest reaction
can't i have to go to work
nerd
quit work and become a squid
I'll be back like 3 hours
booting rn
holy shit i want that job
well ill add you first of all
weโre playing on ryujinx though
oh i though you meant splatoon 1
nah
bro has the secret friends list patch for ryu
14 an hour
why the shapes
mcdonalds ?
anyway
what the fuck.
erm
Would rather choke tbh
damn
why tf am I getting a com error while launching a solo match in the shoal
yous can join
Isn't there a mod that you can see people using the octo mod in splat 1? Since im curious if that's a thing and see who's using it.
dont use hidden gear
omw
wow nice camera
true..
What the actual fuck is going o
wait this is my first time tryna do pbs in s3 do u have to have to go into lan mode in s3 for it to work or no?
is there any kind of night dc like on hammerhead
nop
oh a comm error happens when i try to join u
nvm
what the actual fuck
true weapon!
wait wha
does it show ima fuzzy octo on ur screen or no
howd u do that
no
lobby on shoal
uhh it's a mod but I dont remember how to do it
guess ima play without pchtxt
sry
hopefully itll still work
im loading in
okay
also have yall seen the rose gold weapon pack
its compiling the cache
its so pretty
nop
if yous want hidden gear just use flexlion
no ac disconnect
win
this is my kingdom c-
is it client sided or server sided tho
bro is gettin a lil zesty
client
damn
wait
now take off the pants.
do i join the lobby or the shoal
yay
and change player model to girl.
shoal
EXCUSE ME
haxxie should make aimbot public for everyone me thinks๐ฅธ๐ฅธ
what?
nyte
it's like handing out guns to kids
not a good idea
last time it was normal
thats why i put the ๐ฅธ at the end i was joking
yes its normal
its only in the lobby
ingame it shouldn't do anything but it's funny seeing all of you in the ground
hello ryu player
no
wait i forgot to give myself good gear
whos ryuplayer
idk
what the fuck.
ur on shoal on local play right
not lan
make sure ur internet settings are set to this
okay
whos using hidden gear
join again
what version ldn r u on
does having it in the inventory (but not equipped) count ?
3.1.3
no
u can play with it
in inventory
then its not me
no
oh

Iโve done it
