Splatoon

[magic hull]

damn

[graceful quartz]

I'm proud of what I did

I created a perfect world

L

[magic hull]

anyone want to 1v1?

[hard crow]

no

[graceful quartz]

I would want too, but my current location says no

[magic hull]

:<

proceeds to cry

[soft kettle]

Me if u want

I dont play for long time fr

[magic hull]

alr my friend code is Alex123456789

its hard for me to friend people on cemu

[soft kettle]

Ok wait i start my wii u

Go dm @magic hull

[magic hull]

i dont see it

[soft kettle]

I add u

Go to ur friend request

[magic hull]

i got it!

[soft kettle]

Now start splatoon!

[magic hull]

you want to make the room?

[soft kettle]

Ok i start splatoon rn

Ok i create

U can join pb are on

[magic hull]

k

[proper topaz]

Francais?????

🇫🇷

[soft kettle]

Ye

[proper topaz]

TU PARLES BAGUTTE

????

[soft kettle]

Oui fromage 😭

[proper topaz]

TU PARLES BAGUETTE

[soft kettle]

Oui je parle baguette

[proper topaz]

🥳🥳🥳

[soft kettle]

Ok so kills or objectifs ?

@magic hull

?

[magic hull]

Kills

[soft kettle]

K

Ahah srry my old meta 💀

Hmmm

Whatt

[magic hull]

Bro drowned!!

[soft kettle]

Whyy?

[magic hull]

Wana talk about it?

[soft kettle]

Ye im so bad rn i dont plya for long time ahahah

[magic hull]

It’s all good

[soft kettle]

I need to have back my s+ lvl bc i mean i have c- lvl

[magic hull]

Damn

[modern cipher]

yo are you guys playing rn

[magic hull]

Ye

[soft kettle]

Revenge

Eheh

[modern cipher]

can i join

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[soft kettle]

Sure alex can u add him?

[magic hull]

Ye

[modern cipher]

omg you're named alex too

[soft kettle]

All restart ur splatoon

Ok i add u too @modern cipher

All restart splatoon!

Added

[magic hull]

I sent it

[soft kettle]

Same i wait he add me

[magic hull]

I will make the splatoon room

[modern cipher]

aight i added you guys

[soft kettle]

Ok go splatoon!

We gonna make 2v1 with rotation ?

[magic hull]

I have hacks if you want me to use them in a 1v2

[boreal dune]

Can i join

[magic hull]

I made the room!

[soft kettle]

Do not abuse pls

If u use it

[magic hull]

Ofc I’ve used them many times

[modern cipher]

btw im like level 1

[soft kettle]

Ahah 2 alex dr

Fr*

[magic hull]

Yo make it easifor u guys i majr you invisiabke so its harder to shoot at you guys

[modern cipher]

im alex 2

[soft kettle]

K

Gl

Im not invisible

[magic hull]

I can’t see u guys😂

[soft kettle]

Oh

[magic hull]

That’s why it’s soooo hard for me to shoot

[soft kettle]

😭

[modern cipher]

@boreal dune asked to join we should let them so it could be a 2v2

[magic hull]

Noice

[soft kettle]

After this game

[magic hull]

Oh

Mb

[soft kettle]

Ok all restart splatoon

And add

@boreal dune

[magic hull]

I will make the lobby

[soft kettle]

Skalop i added u

@modern cipher restart ur game

Pls

For not dc

[modern cipher]

ok

[soft kettle]

Thanks

Ok i go back to splatoon

[magic hull]

for some reason i cant friend @boreal dune

prolly cuz shitty cemu

[soft kettle]

I have her on my friend list

Srry for my English fr

[magic hull]

did you make the lobby @soft kettle

[soft kettle]

If u want

[magic hull]

yea ifm you can make it that would be great

[soft kettle]

Create 1/8

[modern cipher]

joining

[soft kettle]

2/8

[magic hull]

i will be in in a sec

[boreal dune]

Cool

Its not showing up

[magic hull]

it wasnt for me the first time

[soft kettle]

Did u add me when u are on spaltoon?

[boreal dune]

Yeah

Then i restarted my game

[soft kettle]

Ok u need to restart splatoon

Or idk

Try to restart

3/8

[magic hull]

i like your name @boreal dune

[boreal dune]

ty

Joining

[soft kettle]

Gl !

2v2

[graceful quartz]

I like his orientation

[boreal dune]

gg

[modern cipher]

gg

[cerulean cedar]

how do i record wii u>

??

[soft kettle]

Ok so dont take the objectifs just kill

[magic hull]

The god damn burst booms tho

[soft kettle]

I hate my okd main im so bad now

[soft kettle]

Gg

Very nice lvl

Guys whyy

Take the objectifs

[magic hull]

Skalop are you on something

[full jasper]

anyone on pubs

came back from a long ass sleepover w my football team and im tryna just rest now lmao

[soft kettle]

Me 4/8

[full jasper]

bet that coming

[magic hull]

You carried me 😅

[soft kettle]

No im so nad before i was so good

Bad

[modern cipher]

i saw someone say that you could add more money to your splatoon profile in the files, how would i do that

[magic hull]

Beats me

[full jasper]

oh.

[soft kettle]

Splathax

[full jasper]

2 more

[magic hull]

Ggs

[soft kettle]

Omg ahah thanks my french connection to brain kraken

Gg

[cerulean cedar]

6/8

[modern cipher]

how do i leave the lobby i gtg

[soft kettle]

Dont move or just press power boton on ur gamepad

[magic hull]

Bro just left

[soft kettle]

Ye

So 1v1?

[magic hull]

I gtg too

[soft kettle]

K

[magic hull]

Sry sports

[shy star]

is there a match available?

[viral flame]

Real!

Wii U is easier and more convenient (you need files from one anyways if you want to play online with Cemu)

But if you start to play with mods or hacks Cemu will be better as you can recover from crashes faster and a PC will have more computational power

[prisma maple]

cemu is better because you can do memory edits without risking being rce'd

[coral moss]

Just have both.

Great, now we have three options.

Are you guys playing right now? Cuz I have nothing to do with my life.

[zenith fractal]

you complained about input delay last time

[prisma maple]

what

[zenith fractal]

you said something about motion or controls being worse on cemu

[prisma maple]

wii u is still unplayable because of bomb rush

[coral moss]

To be fair, that is how the game was made. It was doomed to run on this system.

[young obsidian]

is any1 on rn

[lone needle]

jup 4/8 lobby

[shy star]

yo whos hosting?

is this dead?

yikes

[quiet ingot]

what

2/8 in a lobby with a friend

public

3/8

[shy star]

oh

[quiet ingot]

5/8

public

[shy star]

joining..

[quiet ingot]

6/8

[shy star]

2 more on public

what the?

damn no one else?

[quiet ingot]

rip

time out

gonna try again

5/8

[shy star]

ok if theres no more players..

can i create a private battle for all of us?

[quiet ingot]

let's wait and see if this one works

6/8

[shy star]

send to this PNID: inkeringwill

[quiet ingot]

7/8

[shy star]

ill wait

[quiet ingot]

we're almost full forget about a private battle for now

[shy star]

1 more player

[quiet ingot]

10 secs

rip

[shy star]

hold on try again

[quiet ingot]

5/8

[shy star]

k

[young obsidian]

5/8 again

[quiet ingot]

error code i'll be back

sorry

[young obsidian]

2 question mark names tho

oki

[shy star]

one is sumo

the one with 2 arrows at the end

[young obsidian]

6/8

[young obsidian]

oohh

[shy star]

joining

error code

[quiet ingot]

I'm finally here

7/8

[young obsidian]

^

[silk belfry]

im trying to get on rn

prob wont be on in time but i will try

[quiet ingot]

8/8 lets goo

good luck

blue team got melted

ggs

[lone needle]

yeah rip me

[quiet ingot]

6/8

[lone needle]

hope we can do another one

[quiet ingot]

same

30 secs

:(

[shy star]

is it still a 8/8?

[quiet ingot]

no

match is finished

it finished a long time ago

[prisma maple]

4/8

[quiet ingot]

my cemu is having a seizure but I will join

[prisma maple]

3 more

[coral moss]

[quiet ingot]

I got into another lobby

[coral moss]

Aaaaand the lobby shits itself.

[lone needle]

why can multiple lobbies exist that aren't full

[quiet ingot]

pretendo being awesome as always

[coral moss]

We had two lobbies full yesterday.

[quiet ingot]

got into one

we're 6/8 so far

[silk belfry]

6/8 220

[prisma maple]

6/8

[quiet ingot]

7/8

[prisma maple]

69*3 seconds left

[quiet ingot]

8/8 lets goo

gonna win this time

[plush venture]

[echo gulch]

Apparently my alt account works again now

[coral moss]

No need for alts if you real acc works

[quiet ingot]

ggs

[coral moss]

gg

[echo gulch]

so why do i use alts

[quiet ingot]

6/8

[echo gulch]

because my main REFUSES

to work on cemu

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[plush venture]

trigger, send in the seal emote

[quiet ingot]

7/8

[prisma maple]

someone left yuppie

[coral moss]

Which one?

[plush venture]

sleeping seal

[quiet ingot]

6/8 again

[prisma maple]

just kill the old lobby

[coral moss]

Alternatively...

[plush venture]

these rule

[quiet ingot]

5/8

people leaving ;(

[frozen basin]

I'm joining

[proven stirrup]

4/8

[quiet ingot]

5 secs left

rip

7/8

[prisma maple]

7/8

[shy star]

k

joining

[proven stirrup]

GG

[coral moss]

gg

At last... we have another map.

[prisma maple]

bruh we had a dc

[shy star]

who?

[prisma maple]

idk

[coral moss]

idk is with us this round?

[prisma maple]

if i become host i will force flounder again

[shy star]

host left

[prisma maple]

4/8

2 more

1 more

[shy star]

1 more

[prisma maple]

best rotation

[shy star]

umm..

yikes

[coral moss]

Not enough Flounder Heights

[prisma maple]

of course the host left

nvm

bruv bluefin

[coral moss]

gg

[prisma maple]

hammerhead plz

fu

[coral moss]

gg

[shy star]

gg

[prisma maple]

host left

nvm again

[shy star]

hamm

[prisma maple]

yesss

[coral moss]

gg

[prisma maple]

thats what im talking about

[quiet ingot]

how

[coral moss]

skill issue

[quiet ingot]

6/8 btw

[frozen basin]

"host left"

[shy star]

omg

[prisma maple]

ttek is so fun

[shy star]

u were octoshot

[prisma maple]

2015 strats combined with 2023 qr strats

[prisma maple]

ttek sounds better octoshot looks cooler

[quiet ingot]

4/8

[shy star]

joining

[prisma maple]

Disruptor!

lobby gon die

[plush venture]

yup

[proven stirrup]

it was balanced in the trailer

[prisma maple]

its literally the same

[quiet ingot]

8/8 instantly

[timber dirge]

splatoon

[quiet ingot]

good luck guys

[proven stirrup]

really?

[plush venture]

Got put on standby

[shy star]

split room!

[coral moss]

gg

[timber dirge]

i love this game

[prisma maple]

anoth being the most annoying player in existence be like

[elfin moon]

Thanks

[coral moss]

gg

[prisma maple]

im having the worst splattershot rng in existence

[plush venture]

Gg (I’m in standby)

[timber dirge]

omg no way

[coral moss]

Corners can kill you

[plush venture]

[prisma maple]

you should have died 3 times but i had bad jump rng

[coral moss]

F

[shy star]

5/8

pub

6/8

7

1 more player

[vocal nebula]

do yall wanna do pbs?

[shy star]

join pub

[vocal nebula]

every time i try a pub battle i disconnect lol

[coral moss]

gg

[vocal nebula]

but ill try

[plush venture]

Good gaming

[shy star]

30 secs

[graceful quartz]

But bomb Rush is bad

[vocal nebula]

im booting up my wii u rn

[shy star]

k

[vocal nebula]

every time i try to play a public match i end up disconnecting 10 seconds into the match 😭

queuing into a pub rn

[coral moss]

gg

[frozen basin]

gg

[plush venture]

close match good game

[quiet ingot]

7/8

[shy star]

5/8

[quiet ingot]

6/8

it seems like our lobby is dying

[vocal nebula]

im stuck on "searching for a battle to join"

is there a way to force quit splatoon

or do i need to reboot

[quiet ingot]

just reboot

it's faster anyways

[vocal nebula]

alr im retrying

finally

bro watch 10 seconds in the match im gonna get an error

[coral moss]

gg

[vocal nebula]

gg

omg that was my first ever proper pretendo match without disconnecting

.

[coral moss]

f

[vocal nebula]

who crashed the l;obby

[boreal dune]

wha

[coral moss]

Cemu crashed

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[coral moss]

Thanks, Bot.

[frozen basin]

Wtf

[vocal nebula]

average pretendo experience:

[plush venture]

LOLLLLLLL

[inland gulch]

😂

[lone needle]

jesus didn't expect that sound

[boreal dune]

omfg

[viral flame]

i think it is splatoon time

[vocal nebula]

im trying to queue into a match rn

[vapid oracle]

First time playing splatoon

[vocal nebula]

NVM 🔥

private battles anyone?

[inland gulch]

I can

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[viral flame]

images you can hear

[frozen basin]

Me too

[inland gulch]

I can private

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[vocal nebula]

ill add all of ur pnids hold on

[plush venture]

Dundunununun

[inland gulch]

Hello

[vocal nebula]

needa reboot my wii u bc i got stuck in the infinite queue

[inland gulch]

Oh here i am

I can play private

[frozen basin]

Same lmao

[vocal nebula]

ok who wanted to play private again

[plush venture]

Ill join in on the Pbs, already have you added trav

[frozen basin]

Me

[inland gulch]

Luckely i dont have that problem

So private everyone?

[vocal nebula]

whats ur pnid

[boreal dune]

Can i join privates?

[vocal nebula]

sure

[inland gulch]

Can I join too

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[vocal nebula]

whats ur pnid

[inland gulch]

AfuroTerumi123

Dromg2

If the number of us will be higher then it will be better

[vocal nebula]

i tried adding u and i got an error

💀

[frozen basin]

Mine is ninjakekz1

[inland gulch]

I will add you

Send me yours

[vocal nebula]

@inland gulch my pnid is travjmx

[inland gulch]

Oki

[vocal nebula]

added

[frozen basin]

Accepted

[vocal nebula]

my friend list has grown so much omg

[viral flame]

5/8 here in public

[vocal nebula]

we gonna do pbs

btw no hacking plss

i dont want lobby to crash

[frozen basin]

Yes I don't have any hacks

[plush venture]

You got it

[inland gulch]

I don’t hack outside of save edit

[inland gulch]

Are you sure its good

[vocal nebula]

you can do client sided hacks idc but dont do anything that affects everyone

[inland gulch]

It says ?????

[vocal nebula]

yes my pnid is travjmx

i just booted up splatoon and i needa receive the latest news and data

💀

[plush venture]

Afuro are you on cemu

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[vocal nebula]

please dont break on me now splatoon

[inland gulch]

Yes

[vocal nebula]

oh ok squid sisters newscast loaded

[plush venture]

That’s probably why you got ??? When looking up trav

[viral flame]

cool

[plush venture]

Happens on cemu friends list quite a bit

[vocal nebula]

btw yall my pbs dont work without a password lol

[inland gulch]

Is there any solution

[vocal nebula]

whgen i make the room the pass will be 0000

[inland gulch]

To fix

[plush venture]

No solution that I know of other than the other person to request me

Accepting works just fine

[viral flame]

pb passwords don't even work

[inland gulch]

Ok lets try again

[viral flame]

you can enter anything and join

[vocal nebula]

for me they do

pb has been made btw

pass is 0000

[plush venture]

Kks booting

[frozen basin]

I'm starting splat rn

[vocal nebula]

yeah but for some reason no one can join my battles unless theres a code 😭

pretendo being silly

also what map and mode do yall want

[plush venture]

Mahi tower

[inland gulch]

Port mackrell

@vocal nebula

[plush venture]

We can do port first

[vocal nebula]

port on turf?

[inland gulch]

Try this once again

Travmx

Wait

Any is fine with me also I had to reload the game

[vocal nebula]

ur gna have to friend me bc im alr in the game

[inland gulch]

Ok just making sure

[vocal nebula]

im gna do port rainmaker

[plush venture]

I’m in

[inland gulch]

...

Blanch can I have you friend id

I’m in

[plush venture]

New Wii U friends list leaked guys, coming 2024

[inland gulch]

Wait for me guys

[vocal nebula]

wii u 2 coming 2023

[plush venture]

ROFLobster

[vocal nebula]

dw im waiting

[inland gulch]

Ok

[plush venture]

You can try an add me but since we both use cemu I don’t think we will be able to add each other

[vocal nebula]

or we can play a match rn and afuro can drop in

[plush venture]

I’m assuming you will get ???

Run in trav

[vocal nebula]

alr imma start the match, its gna be a 2v3

[inland gulch]

Same thing ???????

[plush venture]

Yeah that’s what I thought would happen

[inland gulch]

I just head back to lobby

[boreal dune]

Can i be on a team of two

Nvm

[vocal nebula]

wait are you in the battle already

[boreal dune]

Yeah

[vocal nebula]

you can drop in lol the room has been open

oh

😭

ive never played this map on s1 before

only s2

[inland gulch]

Im joining

Whats the code

[vocal nebula]

gg

[vocal nebula]

0000

[frozen basin]

0000

[plush venture]

Yup still as bad as is it is in s2

[inland gulch]

Ok

[vocal nebula]

what do yall wanna do next

[plush venture]

Mahi Tower

[vocal nebula]

yes now its even

[frozen basin]

I would say everytime another map

[inland gulch]

Y’all want to do random weapons

[vocal nebula]

nty

[inland gulch]

Its supposed to be port mackrel?

[vocal nebula]

we doing mahi tower now

[inland gulch]

Ok

[vocal nebula]

im taking suggestions on what yall want to play

[plush venture]

We can do port after this since afuro just joined

[vocal nebula]

gg

[plush venture]

Good game

[boreal dune]

gg

[inland gulch]

PLS EVERYTHING BUT NO SNIPER

[plush venture]

I did NOTHING that game

[vocal nebula]

tri slosher is actually broken in splatoon 1

😭

[plush venture]

0 kills mvp

[inland gulch]

Zones museum

[vocal nebula]

gold dynamo my beloved

[plush venture]

Tempered dynamo is my one true friend

Nice color, silly sub

[inland gulch]

Sorry but I need to go after this game I will play with you tomorow ok?

[plush venture]

Dced

🔥

[vocal nebula]

that was so bad

3v2 in zones

💀

[boreal dune]

Can i be on team of 2

Nvm

Again

[vocal nebula]

nvm its a 2v2 now

[steep umbra]

Anyone up for a public game?

[inland gulch]

Like I said see you tomorrow

[vocal nebula]

oh

cya

OOPS

FORGOT TO

CHANGE THE

😭

atleast its even now

[frozen basin]

See u tomorrow

[plush venture]

Yeah it doesn’t let me enter the lobby

Enjoy gaming

[vocal nebula]

pbsd

[plush venture]

Pbs

[vocal nebula]

pbs

[steep umbra]

What does PBS stand for?

[plush venture]

Private battles

[steep umbra]

Can I join?

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[plush venture]

I’ll join back aswell if vert joins

But lobby has to be remade since it’s broken and smoking

[inland gulch]

But still i can chat with you guys maybe someone will open the stream on dsc and I and the others will watch it

[plush venture]

Are you no longer vert vert

[vocal nebula]

gg

bro that snaper is on crack 😭

[plush venture]

Welcome to the splatlands 🔥

[boreal dune]

Next match can i do a 1v3

[steep umbra]

How can I join your private matches?

[plush venture]

You can join off me vert

If trav remakes lobby

I can only join back if trav remakes though

[vocal nebula]

ill remake lobby

[plush venture]

Sick

How will the brother ever get the victory Royale now

no dinky monitor without sound for vert

[vocal nebula]

gg

bro who is the charger

[boreal dune]

me

[vocal nebula]

how r u so good 😭

[boreal dune]

i play

[vocal nebula]

alr im remaking lobby so blanch can join

blanch tell me when ur ready

[plush venture]

I’m ready have you remade lobby

[vocal nebula]

im making it rn

ok lobby is up

same pass

0000

[plush venture]

Sounds good booting up

[vocal nebula]

splatoon 1 chargers are absolutely ass to play

[steep umbra]

Can I add u so I can join?

[inland gulch]

anyone playing?

[vocal nebula]

yeah wait blanch can u add serkhan real quick

and jingle

or can you not do that on cemu

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[inland gulch]

can i add you??

[vocal nebula]

can

[golden mist]

real

[inland gulch]

I’m actually going to go so I’ll see y’all later

[vocal nebula]

yeah bc of the weight of the gamepad

[plush venture]

@steep umbra @inland gulch my pnid is ROFLobster, add me if you want to join

[vocal nebula]

wanna join our pbs

[inland gulch]

yeah

[vocal nebula]

alr yall imma close the room rq to add jingle wingle

[steep umbra]

I'll add u rn

[vocal nebula]

and also serkham

[vocal nebula]

ill add u dw

i love how on tiramisu launching splatoon after adding friends crashes the console

[plush venture]

Did someone say PRIVATE BATTLE?

[steep umbra]

Aroma too

[vocal nebula]

added

[steep umbra]

I play on original hardware too

[vocal nebula]

it doesnt do that for me on aroma

[steep umbra]

Frfr

[plush venture]

Wii U sucks until you get in game

[vocal nebula]

serkham ur friend thingy errored

[plush venture]

Then that thing beats cemu by a mile

[vocal nebula]

this comes up when i try to friend serkham

serkham are you on cemu

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[vocal nebula]

if u are thats probably why

[steep umbra]

I sent friend requests

What's ur PNID tracmx

Travmx

[vocal nebula]

travjmx

[steep umbra]

No, Wii u

[vocal nebula]

the wii u home menu is honestly beautiful

the wii u home menu is the best one by a long shot

true

[plush venture]

i prefer the wii home menu

[vocal nebula]

the wii u was such a great console its so sad that it flopped

[steep umbra]

Done

[plush venture]

its my favorite

[vocal nebula]

accepting rn

i cant mod my switch lol

its an OLED model

[plush venture]

the switch UI is GARBAGE

[steep umbra]

I can, but I'm in Romania lmao

[vocal nebula]

accepted btw

[steep umbra]

Thanks

[vocal nebula]

im booting splatoon

[plush venture]

someone cooked that up in a day and shippe dit

[vocal nebula]

REAL AS FUCK

THE UI IS SO BORING ON THE SWITCH

[steep umbra]

Only stock ui

[plush venture]

cause fans are sick as hell and do what nintendo should

[vocal nebula]

literally the switch has zero personality to its UI

[plush venture]

modders make the world go round

[vocal nebula]

the wii u mightve flopped but atleast it had an actual OS with personality

[plush venture]

yeah wii u and wii are amazing

[vocal nebula]

i like the wii u better than the wii honsetly

[frozen basin]

Same

[steep umbra]

Wii u on top

[viral flame]

wii u was the last time nintendo was good

[steep umbra]

Love the console

[vocal nebula]

room has been made btw

pass 0000

[plush venture]

I understand the switch needing to be fast and usable in handheld

And I prefer blandness over 30 second load times

But that shit the cheerios of console UI

[vocal nebula]

one thing i love abt the wii u is how easy it is to mod it

[steep umbra]

Done!

[vocal nebula]

it was intimidating at first but honestly it wasnt that bad

[plush venture]

I have no clue but probably

[viral flame]

be glad you weren't using it at launch. it was even slower then

[vocal nebula]

btw blanch the room is open

[plush venture]

Kks booting

[vocal nebula]

i didnt have a wii u at launch because i was 5 🔥

[viral flame]

so slow that nintendo literally made a comparison video to show how much faster it got with an update

[plush venture]

I had a Wii U after the switch came out 🔥

Worst best purchase of my life

[steep umbra]

I just got my wii u 3 days ago

[vocal nebula]

this wii u isnt mine lol

my step sister gave it to me bc she dont play it anymore

[plush venture]

Copper this is them

[inland gulch]

@vocal nebula i just accepted your request

[steep umbra]

So cool of her

[plush venture]

Computer, call in the ninjas

[viral flame]

https://youtu.be/zBmg_CNsQcc

[vocal nebula]

fire ass name frfr

[plush venture]

NO WAY THEY PUT OUT A VIDEO COMPARING THEM

NINTENDO

[steep umbra]

BTW guys, why are we playing on private battles? Aren't public ones the same?

[shy star]

no

[plush venture]

And you know the fans after where like

[vocal nebula]

with public lobbies theres the possibity for: the infinite queue, and also lobby crashes

[plush venture]

Did you see that direct 🔥

[inland gulch]

@vocal nebula whats the password?

[vocal nebula]

0000

[inland gulch]

okkk

joining

[steep umbra]

Niice

[frozen basin]

I'm stuck on joining the private battle

[vocal nebula]

if it errors just try again

[steep umbra]

I feel u

[plush venture]

Private battles also have a chance for looping

[vocal nebula]

or just wait

[plush venture]

But not as common

[vocal nebula]

ive never been in the infinite loop of doom for a pb before

only public matches

[frozen basin]

Should I wait or just restart the game

[plush venture]

From my limited experience on this pretendo planet

[vocal nebula]

wait a lil bit and if nothing happens then restart

[plush venture]

I’ve had it once or twice I think

[viral flame]

it was a super welcome improvement

[vocal nebula]

actually just restart

itll be faster anyways

[viral flame]

wii u was slow as FUCK back then

[plush venture]

We all have gotten the “welcome to the friends list!” Message

[viral flame]

it's still slow but not that bad

[frozen basin]

Ok restarting

[plush venture]

I totally agree it’s just funny they made a video comparing it, usually Nintendo never acknowledges when they goofed

Joycons are perfect and have NO problems

[vocal nebula]

totally didnt have to blow through 3 pairs because of drift! never in my life!

[plush venture]

I need to send mine in for repair

They do it for free now

But you can get a random pair back like different color

[vocal nebula]

the day my OLED joycons start drifting is the day that i die

[frozen basin]

Imagine they do a video about joy con drift before and after repair 💀

[plush venture]

Never send in custom joycons

[vocal nebula]

nintendo would never

nintendo isnt known for owning up to mistakes

[plush venture]

They double down on them

[vocal nebula]

also what map and mode do yall want

[steep umbra]

Doesn't matter

[plush venture]

Triggerfish tower

(Not actually)

[viral flame]

or limited edition ones!

[plush venture]

That’s the word I’m looking for

[viral flame]

if you have the right screwdriver bits and $25 you can replace the joysticks with hall effect ones

they will never drift

[vocal nebula]

i sent in my custom joy cons and they mailed me a cease and desist letter (joke)

[plush venture]

When My Splatoon 3 joycons start drifting they go into a display coffin for all to gander at

[plush venture]

LOLL

[vocal nebula]

theres a simple mod you can do to permanantely remove drift

btw is this everyone

[frozen basin]

OK im in

[plush venture]

I’ll definitely do that for my s3 joycons

HOLLLLYY triggerfish tower

[viral flame]

hall effect sticks my beloved

[vocal nebula]

gg

[inland gulch]

gg

[plush venture]

Presidential candidacy should be decided by triggerfish tower

[boreal dune]

yay

[steep umbra]

Sorry guys, I thought we were playing turf war, that's why I didn't have the right weapon

[plush venture]

No worries!

[steep umbra]

I mean, that's the only weapon I have 😅

[vocal nebula]

just use a save editor and get every weapon

[plush venture]

Kks vert you can join through me

If you get it working

[inland gulch]

gg

[plush venture]

Ended

[steep umbra]

I could, but I kinda wanted to experience the game like I should have

Gg

And sorry, but I need to leave

Sorry, have a great night!

[plush venture]

No worries! Fun playing!

What is your name vert

???????s

Iconic

It’s a good thing that’s where it will be seen most

[inland gulch]

Good night everybody sweet dreams

[plush venture]

Good gaming

[vocal nebula]

gg

[inland gulch]

gg

[plush venture]

Vert the mvp

[vocal nebula]

SALTSPRAY ZONES

[plush venture]

HYPE!

I love saltspray turf

That is it

[vocal nebula]

gg

that honestly wasnt that bad

[plush venture]

close match could’ve been either way

[frozen basin]

Urchin next

[plush venture]

2 in a row for bad stages

[vocal nebula]

wonder when pretendo will do another splatfest

[plush venture]

I’m excited for it

[vocal nebula]

gg

[plush venture]

Good gaming

I never got to do a splat 1 splatfest so it’s going to be fun to do a pretendo one

And it’ll finally unlock splatfest music in squid beatz

[vocal nebula]

gg

[plush venture]

Good games

[inland gulch]

gg

[plush venture]

I’m hoping off for now I had fun

[vocal nebula]

byeee

alr its a 2v3 now

[frozen basin]

Same

[vocal nebula]

nvm 2v2

nvm 1v2

[frozen basin]

I had a lot of fun

[vocal nebula]

oh jesus

[shy star]

hi

[inland gulch]

hi

[vocal nebula]

1v2 with a charger on crack

this is gna be fun

imma hop off after this

[shy star]

the hell?

[viral flame]

i did the funny

im so cool

[naive viper]

haha

I've never been able to figure out how to get custom usernams like that

[viral flame]

i did it with a 3DS and a hex editor

[naive viper]

ah

[vocal nebula]

@boreal dune are you using damage up

[boreal dune]

Ye

[vocal nebula]

that explains the one shot bamboozler

[naive viper]

nvm

[inland gulch]

joining

[naive viper]

notices the R to left of the third "Searching..." text

[inland gulch]

lol

[naive viper]

one more player, please!

[inland gulch]

I’m joining too

7/8

[naive viper]

join - 35 seconds!!

[inland gulch]

nice

[naive viper]

yay!

good luck

[vocal nebula]

i wish safenightpatcher used the splatfest now or never music too

nvm dc

😭

[viral flame]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/735670248715583528/1066902328348786738/uncaption-2.gif

106-0103

[thorn storm]

106-0103 (Wii U)

Support code detected, press to expand information

[naive viper]

gg!!!??!

[viral flame]

i guess splatoon is not implemented

unfortunate

[naive viper]

oh. my. goodness.

oh, that's why

[viral flame]

lol 2 dcs

your lobby is broken btw

[naive viper]

seems about right

[viral flame]

disconnect and join the awesome one

Jesus Christ

Get out of my lobby.

[inland gulch]

4/8

[naive viper]

Hey, that player seems familiar! Here's my previous match with that player (opposite teams)

I think they're the player who's user name is

          R

[viral flame]

100s left

[lucid patio]

starting cemu

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[lucid patio]

yall will prob have to requeue

[naive viper]

0503'd, then 0006'd

then I pressed X instead of A in the lobby, so I now have to mash A for 20 to 30 seconds

[viral flame]

my lobby just closed

i'll be back later

[lucid patio]

2/8 pub

177 sec

?

6/8

[naive viper]

edits the message that I'm replying to instead of making a new message for every update

[lucid patio]

personally i'd make another msg so it doesnt look like it was sent 10 mins ago

[naive viper]

Imora, @plush venture, @steep umbra, @inland gulch, y'all joining?

[naive viper]

lol fair enough

[inland gulch]

yes

[lucid patio]

7/8

[covert field]

I can join too, hold up

[lucid patio]

70 sec :/

its alr we can requeue

[naive viper]

Time's tickin' quickly! 60 seconds.

and the host dc'd

which means even more wasted time!

[lucid patio]

searching for a battle to join

[naive viper]

0312'd

[lucid patio]

051`s

[shy star]

public?

[lucid patio]

yeah

[shy star]

k

omw

[lucid patio]

6/8

230 sec

[naive viper]

0006'd

[shy star]

wow

[plush venture]

A communication error.. in MY pretendo server?!?!!!

[naive viper]

joined

[shy star]

joining

[plush venture]

Kick flip off the grates , 200 points

[vocal nebula]

?

[naive viper]

texture mod? or is it some other mod? lol

[shy star]

6/8 public

[naive viper]

gets Octobrushed while weilding an Inkbrush

[vocal nebula]

safenightpatcher + geckomodloader

[plush venture]

[naive viper]

I see now... I did that sometimes (not with other players without consent, of course)

[lucid patio]

wait

if im waiting in queue i should probably play splatoon 2 story mode

[naive viper]

For security reasons, I am not doing any TCPGecko stuff, at least for now. Check the replied message for more details.

[vocal nebula]

you dont need other peoples consent for safenightpatcher lol

safenightpatcher is client sifed

[naive viper]

not that kinda hack, I mean hacks like moon jump

[vocal nebula]

just be careful on hammerhead bc that can cause desync issues

[vocal nebula]

ohh

[naive viper]

right

[plush venture]

Safenightpatcher is Miyamoto approved

[naive viper]

lol

[shy star]

what is happening?

i just wanted to test if pb is ok. and its loading forever..

[naive viper]

if only I could use Colorizer safely... on Tiramisu without TCPGecko or Cemu... that would be amazing, but likely next to impossible.

[plush venture]

The technology just isn’t there yet

[naive viper]

Eject the disc and reinsert it. If that's not applicable, or this doesn't help, disconnect your Wii U from power, and reconnect that power to your Wii U. Alternatively, grab the CRB and blast the Wii U until it shuts down.

[magic hull]

ru guys doing pb's nr?

[naive viper]

Why are people leaving my room? 😢

[shy star]

nope

[magic hull]

if people are leaving we prolly should

[shy star]

split rooms i guess 🤷‍♂️

[naive viper]

I am playing the game from HDD, and ejecting the HDD will give me 160-2713

[thorn storm]

160-2713 (Wii U)

Support code detected, press to expand information

[shy star]

i havent done a custom map in a while..

[viral flame]

why not cemu

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[viral flame]

Shut Up

[naive viper]

my computer cannot run Wii U games well

[magic hull]

damn

[naive viper]

it even struggles with Wii games, and that's despite having a CPU clocked at 2.5GHz (but it has a speed of 3.07GHz for some reason), 16GB of RAM, and 8GB in CPU memory.

[magic hull]

gpu?

[dense quiver]

Is it a laptop or PC?

[naive viper]

it's a laptop

[dense quiver]

That’ll do it

It either has integrated graphics or an actual gpu

[naive viper]

yeah, I figured it's because I don't have powerful enough hardware

[dense quiver]

But it would run better with an actual gpu so I bet the graphics are integrated

[naive viper]

they are indeed integrated

[dense quiver]

Don’t sweat it cuz most laptop’s probably can’t run Cemu well. I’d try messing with emulator settings to find better results

It was a nightmare before I got a PC to play any game

[naive viper]

eh, I'll stick to real hardware (for the most part) for now

my Samsung phone also struggles with some Wii titles and heats up tremendously (and sometimes even crashes and reboots, including GameCube titles, which my phone seems to do a lot better with)

[dense quiver]

I just use Cemu for convenience and to not mess up my unmodded Wii U

[naive viper]

fair enough. I'm still trying to get into a room without some error code of timeout.

[stoic flicker]

Anyone on

[naive viper]

I didn't know that Nintendo Network is in Pretendo Network!

[thorn storm]

I didn't know that Nintendo Network is in Pretendo Network either! Quick, we must remove Nintendo before we get shut down! lmao

[viral flame]

nintendo network

[stoic flicker]

Alr ill join pubs

[naive viper]

oh, that was easy
surprised I didn't get kicked out

they left

[dense quiver]

Cemu kept disconnecting and reconnecting the friends list the other day for me. Errors are the worst

[naive viper]

at least it isn't 160-0103 on a real system lol

[stoic flicker]

5/3

[dense quiver]

That’s true

[stoic flicker]

5/8

[dense quiver]

Real hardware errors probably stink worse

[stoic flicker]

hurry 3 more

1 min left

5/8

[shy star]

k

[stoic flicker]

6/8

2 minutes left

@naive viper you joining?

[inland gulch]

2/8

[stoic flicker]

bruh

it’s splitting the lobby

how much time does your have left @inland gulch

[naive viper]

I'm trying, but my system is refusing to join

[stoic flicker]

LMAO

Nice photo

[naive viper]

no, really, it is still "searching for a battle to join..."

[stoic flicker]

yeah maybe you soft locked

That’s happened to me before

[naive viper]

same, many times before

[stoic flicker]

I wouldn’t unplug the external storage that can cause some issues

[naive viper]

true

[stoic flicker]

4/8