Splatoon

[echo gulch]

if someone joins when i tried to join first this is just unfair

[inland gulch]

I didn't know that thanks

[echo gulch]

it's a place stealer

[inland gulch]

0502

JUST 2 PEOPLE MORE PLS

[inland gulch]

Can you wait

[echo gulch]

if ur lobby is dead then no

[inland gulch]

0006

Oh no someone left😭

[prisma maple]

man literally self reputated 💀

[echo gulch]

yeah ur lobby died

i'm in a new one

3/8

[inland gulch]

Joining you oomi

How to leave someone know?

[prisma maple]

4/8

[prisma maple]

eject your disc or eat your router

[inland gulch]

If you are WiiU eject and put disc

[prisma maple]

both options have worked for me in the past

[echo gulch]

Did you find the address of this? i can't seem to find it

[prisma maple]

i could search for it

[echo gulch]

ugh neptune codes leak when

[prisma maple]

i will do a cheat engine scan for it

[inland gulch]

Oh me its +2.0 ❤️

[prisma maple]

but it will take a while prob

[echo gulch]

ah

[prisma maple]

i dont even know if its stored as the actual value

i have insecurities cuz of the timer address

[inland gulch]

5/8

[prisma maple]

im gonna start a scan

but i might need to throw if i need to search for decreased value

[inland gulch]

The best thing will be when everyone can get to the same room and pressing continue all the time

8/8

[prisma maple]

that was fast lmao

[inland gulch]

FULL ROOM

[glass merlin]

i was gonna buy new clothing but everythings literally ugly

[inland gulch]

nice

[echo gulch]

YES

[inland gulch]

I joinwd

[icy shard]

8/8

They kick me

😞

[hard crow]

💀

[inland gulch]

OOMI SO STRONG

[hard crow]

oh no

death

[echo gulch]

Lol gg

[inland gulch]

GG

Brug

[glass merlin]

i had to restart my game 🥲

[inland gulch]

At least

[echo gulch]

999

[inland gulch]

Its my first game

[prisma maple]

i dont know what is more annoying my teammates or bubbler

[glass merlin]

bubbler

[inland gulch]

7/8...

[echo gulch]

The game itself

[inland gulch]

Bubbler yeah 😂

Yeah

[echo gulch]

now who leaved

[inland gulch]

2 had leave

For me its better than splatoon 2

[prisma maple]

i think my teammates are the actual enemies here because they ruin my cover by not having stealth jump equipped

[inland gulch]

Dead

[inland gulch]

You full jump on me 😂

[prisma maple]

no

auora jumped

when i was jumping

to me

[inland gulch]

7/8

[prisma maple]

he ruined my cover

[inland gulch]

Oh

8/8

[echo gulch]

it's just players

we love fun

[inland gulch]

Now its my little brother who play

[echo gulch]

not strict gameplayy

[inland gulch]

JUST GREAT

[hard crow]

a'

[echo gulch]

GG

[prisma maple]

spawn camping in this map is so funny with blaster

[icy shard]

Gg

[inland gulch]

Uh my little brother is good je has do 4-3

8/8

[echo gulch]

more like unfair for new players lol

[inland gulch]

Happy end

[prisma maple]

7 million addresses left

[inland gulch]

Im here

[echo gulch]

alr

[hard crow]

im back

[echo gulch]

nintendo network was so much easier to play

[prisma maple]

bruhhh bruhhh crb 💀

[echo gulch]

now u cant even play if ur new

tbh

[inland gulch]

I full carry...

[echo gulch]

always lose

[inland gulch]

GG

[echo gulch]

gg

brb changing weapons

[prisma maple]

wrong team

[inland gulch]

Nooo

[prisma maple]

bruh

[inland gulch]

OOMI

WHY YOU DF

[prisma maple]

oomi did it again 💀

[inland gulch]

Its 7/8

[echo gulch]

OMFG LET ME CHANGE WEAPONS????

[inland gulch]

Why

[inland gulch]

No

[echo gulch]

then stfu

anyway

[inland gulch]

JOIN QUICKKKK

[echo gulch]

leave me alone

[hard crow]

imj oign

💀

[prisma maple]

6/8

[inland gulch]

Bruh

But we still got q chance

[prisma maple]

leave the old lobby

7/8

[inland gulch]

Cant

I Come

[echo gulch]

it's so hard to decide what weapon to use by comparing pretendo users to nintendo users in splatoon

[inland gulch]

Dont know how to leave lobby

Joining

[echo gulch]

ur on disk?

[inland gulch]

WiiU eject and put disc

Yeah im in

[prisma maple]

8/8

[hard crow]

a

[inland gulch]

HIS NAME IS GIGA CHAD 🇨🇵 HELP

Dont see the option of ejecting

[hard crow]

a

booyah

[golden mist]

What u guys playing?

[hard crow]

turf public

[golden mist]

Ah

Imma take a wild guess on the maps: bluefin and hammerhead?

[hard crow]

yeah otherwise idk i forgot the maps

[echo gulch]

GG

[hard crow]

gg i sucked

[inland gulch]

Nice

[hard crow]

bad weapon choice like usual 💀

[inland gulch]

Oomi sniper pro

8/8

[hard crow]

rela

re;a

[prisma maple]

turf is boring

[hard crow]

real

[cerulean cedar]

wait is mario 3d world online multiplayer?

[hard crow]

no

only switch version

[echo gulch]

not that pro but at least decent

[cerulean cedar]

ok

any one here have mk8?

[hard crow]

yes

i havent tried pretendo on it though

[cerulean cedar]

i tried wanna play?

[prisma maple]

omfg

connection what the fuck

[hard crow]

i will try aftert this

[cerulean cedar]

k

[inland gulch]

Crashed

[hard crow]

THE CONNECTION

WH

[echo gulch]

bfr

[inland gulch]

Lol

[hard crow]

ok well im off to play mk8

[inland gulch]

Because you have kill me lol

[prisma maple]

at least i got the nintendo directs before dcing

[prisma maple]

have fun playing with 0 players

[echo gulch]

no

[hard crow]

look

[prisma maple]

at this point splatoon should have its own dedicated channel its the only active game

[inland gulch]

Yes i have the slosher

[cerulean cedar]

?

[inland gulch]

Oh im in standby

[cerulean cedar]

wanna play mk8?

[hard crow]

to show that im mostly not gonna get 0 players

[hard crow]

yes

putting in disc now

[cerulean cedar]

you have it on disk??

[hard crow]

yes

im not a pirate

[cerulean cedar]

wait i have an error(:

got rid of it

[hard crow]

should we move to mk8

[cerulean cedar]

i did not got it as a pirate i got the one that came with the console

[hard crow]

ohh cool

[inland gulch]

Mk8 me too

[cerulean cedar]

im waiting

[hard crow]

k

now i gotta wait 91284377102391 million years

[echo gulch]

GG

[cerulean cedar]

??

[echo gulch]

Wtf that clean ass shot

[cerulean cedar]

why?

[hard crow]

we should move to mk 8 ting

thing

[prisma maple]

when we are losing the lobby doesnt die

[cerulean cedar]

ok

[echo gulch]

not unless i gtg

[hard crow]

i get a 1 minute and a half or 2 minute please wait screen

[inland gulch]

7/8

[prisma maple]

i have 30k addresses left

[inland gulch]

Uh oh no oomi DC...

[echo gulch]

no way

[inland gulch]

🙄😩

7/8

Im gonna go play s2

By

[prisma maple]

welp no vibe meter address 😍

[inland gulch]

See you

[echo gulch]

btw

[golden mist]

Buy 👋

[golden mist]

Wha

That’s Splatfest hud right?

[prisma maple]

its just gamemode changer

lulz

[brittle scroll]

are you guys in pubs?

[echo gulch]

It's suppose to be on private battle

and it decided to be on splatfest mixed turf

[prisma maple]

22k addresses left

[inland gulch]

Yeah probabky room is dead

Sorry about my handwritting

[prisma maple]

imagine if i have been searching the wrong value type the entire time lol

[golden mist]

Lol… whoops

[prisma maple]

i suppose 4 byte with be order should work

[inland gulch]

Why don t we try to play regulular but with friends. I mean everyone will add the rest to friends ib cemu and try this way

[cerulean cedar]

ur playing on cemu?

[echo gulch]

since this beta yes

[cerulean cedar]

u dont have a wii u?

[prisma maple]

cemu supremacy

[inland gulch]

7/8

[echo gulch]

how do i have online access then

[prisma maple]

wii u lags from bomb rush 🤢

[brittle scroll]

Nice

[echo gulch]

30fps lock but it's half good deal

[inland gulch]

I dont have wii u and its working for me

[echo gulch]

😭

[cerulean cedar]

(:

[echo gulch]

oop calling jon rn... /j

5 betas

so i was on wiiu since the 4 first betas

[golden mist]

Gg

[brittle scroll]

ggs

[inland gulch]

Bruh

[icy shard]

Gg

[prisma maple]

wow kirill did so good!

[inland gulch]

But congrats

7/8

[golden mist]

Ok who dc’d

[prisma maple]

oomi of course

im going to ranked

[inland gulch]

Bruh

[brittle scroll]

i’m still level 4 and i don’t feel like editing my save

[prisma maple]

my reaction to that information

[inland gulch]

I edited my save because i felt like a person that wont find any 8 people

[brittle scroll]

i just hacked my wii u and i don’t want something to go wrong

[golden mist]

Do you have an old nnid save?

[brittle scroll]

yeah

[golden mist]

You can move that over to your pnid acc safely

[prisma maple]

Delete

[brittle scroll]

oh cool!

[inland gulch]

I wish I have the wii u

[brittle scroll]

i might do that

[thorn storm]

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[echo gulch]

haxchi get's deleted

[prisma maple]

you realize its just as dangerous as installing a custom save

[brittle scroll]

yeah

i’ll think about it

[golden mist]

Savemii from the home brew store can make it to where you can do it on ur Wii U if u ever choose to

[cerulean cedar]

how

[inland gulch]

7/8

[echo gulch]

savemii

[inland gulch]

8/8

Lets go

[cerulean cedar]

and what do i do in it?

a more detalied thing?

[inland gulch]

Btlruh

O no

Gg

[golden mist]

Gg

[frozen basin]

Gg

[golden mist]

Guys u need to press continue so lobby doesn’t break

[inland gulch]

I be back soon im going to make some tee

[golden mist]

Ight

[prisma maple]

we need to play ranked aaaaa

[inland gulch]

So i wish you a good game

[golden mist]

UHHHHHHHH

[prisma maple]

oop im host

[golden mist]

my Wii U charger is super hot to touch for some reason

[weary yarrow]

Anyone want to play

[golden mist]

I think we doing pubs/ranked

[golden mist]

Real

[inland gulch]

So we qre switching to ranked now?

[golden mist]

I think so

2/8 ranked

[prisma maple]

everyone go ranked

[brittle scroll]

i’m not level 10 yet 😭

[prisma maple]

edit your save

3/8 ranked

[brittle scroll]

should we just do pbs or nah?

[prisma maple]

never

pbs are cursed

[frozen basin]

Why not

[prisma maple]

because someone is gonna leave after playing 2 rounds to eat and they are gonna break the entire room

[brittle scroll]

i ate already

[weary yarrow]

101 -0705

[golden mist]

Lol

[prisma maple]

thank you for informing me now i know that 1 of the 8 players has eaten already

that still leaves 6 other players

[golden mist]

?? I’ve never seen that

[golden mist]

5, I’ve already eaten

[prisma maple]

just join pub

[weary yarrow]

Remember that person that kept telling us that it was saying receive when she loaded in the lobby

[inland gulch]

Im back

[weary yarrow]

That’s happening to me

[golden mist]

Ye?

Delete shared save data

[prisma maple]

instructions unclear, deleted haxchi

[golden mist]

Real

[prisma maple]

6/8

[inland gulch]

We're playing turf or ranked?

[weary yarrow]

In?

[inland gulch]

I will join

[prisma maple]

regular

7/8

[weary yarrow]

Time ?

[prisma maple]

just join omfg

[golden mist]

I didnt hack my Wii U until aroma, wasn’t deleting haxchi a way to brick your console?

[golden mist]

3 min

[weary yarrow]

K

[inland gulch]

Im waiting

[shy star]

ummm..

[inland gulch]

I will have an error

[golden mist]

Is there any known way to make friend list more than 100 friends?

[golden mist]

O

[inland gulch]

And i have it

[prisma maple]

is anyone gonna join

[golden mist]

Don’t try to join again then

[shy star]

there could be

[inland gulch]

I tried

A d i got this

[golden mist]

……….

[prisma maple]

got what

[golden mist]

Errored trying to join

[shy star]

which room?

[golden mist]

Pub

Dang

[shy star]

oh

[inland gulch]

Sorry about my hand writting once again and i had an error

[shy star]

dam!

[inland gulch]

Now I need to wait

[brittle scroll]

🎵just the two of us 🎵

[inland gulch]

You mean 3

[cerulean cedar]

everyone add me i want friends cuz im lonely)))): (:

[brittle scroll]

nvm-

[golden mist]

I spammed a to rejoin

[brittle scroll]

3/8

5/8

[prisma maple]

7/8

[glass merlin]

should i get back on splatoon i just got off LMAO

[golden mist]

209/8 😱

[golden mist]

U can if u want

[cerulean cedar]

im getting first

[prisma maple]

idk do you want to play the game or not

[hard crow]

8984728934768239047230927637892476374890279047/0

[prisma maple]

omfg someone left

[golden mist]

Bruh host dcd

[prisma maple]

host why

[glass merlin]

it depends if anyones on or not

[brittle scroll]

it said i didn’t have an internet connection

[golden mist]

O

[inland gulch]

Conection has been lost

[prisma maple]

im on the verge of getting severe brain damage

[shy star]

1 to the power 100/8

[golden mist]

Funny

[golden mist]

🧐

[glass merlin]

did it happen 😱

[prisma maple]

probably

[golden mist]

That would equal one 🤓

Maybe

[prisma maple]

6/8

[golden mist]

Prolly not

[prisma maple]

join or die (in minecraft)

[inland gulch]

Holly molly

[golden mist]

😂

[inland gulch]

Just 2 more

[hard crow]

no

i would rather commit die

[golden mist]

6/8 pubs 👀

[frozen basin]

[inland gulch]

Did someone here likes luigi mansion (any of it?

[shy star]

joining

[hard crow]

oh no i died to steve sheeps opdfhjx;colukasj,dlfcnioulkjaesdfjmc;

[shy star]

aww hell no

[golden mist]

Normal gameplay footage

[prisma maple]

minecraft wii u on pretendo:

[brittle scroll]

what the hell is that

[hard crow]

minecraft 3d

[prisma maple]

4d*

[hard crow]

5d

[brittle scroll]

6d

[hard crow]

7d

[brittle scroll]

8d

[golden mist]

9d

[prisma maple]

integer overflow

[hard crow]

oh no

[inland gulch]

10d

[golden mist]

1 more?

[brittle scroll]

7/8

[golden mist]

No lobby?

[inland gulch]

Just one more pleasee

[golden mist]

LOL

thanks enjoyer

[inland gulch]

And I got information for you guys soon my driend will join us like tomorow or 3 day later

[brittle scroll]

WHY IS THE TIME GOING UP

[golden mist]

It’s built different

[hard crow]

9/8

[proper topaz]

Anyone online

[hard crow]

yes a full lobby

[shy star]

👁️

[inland gulch]

.wtffffffd

[brittle scroll]

this timer built different fr

[hard crow]

im guessing

[proper topaz]

How delightful

[golden mist]

Man really said “My defining characteristic is SPLATOON LOBBY TIMER”

[hard crow]

im not in it though

so

[brittle scroll]

who is doing this-

[golden mist]

Enjoyer

1 more in turf!

[inland gulch]

And I got question did maps hwre are
changing

?

[hard crow]

in 20 years

[golden mist]

Maps are not changing rn, no

Yay

[prisma maple]

im changing the map next round

[hard crow]

im kidding

[prisma maple]

everyone press continue after this

[inland gulch]

Ok

[golden mist]

hammerhead is known for desencanto Bruh

[hard crow]

watch someone dont press continue

[proper topaz]

Oh your in the lobby. 🌚

🌚

[golden mist]

*desync

[glass merlin]

random screenshot i took earlier

[hard crow]

hell

[brittle scroll]

ggs

[prisma maple]

press continue

[golden mist]

Gg

[frozen basin]

gg

[inland gulch]

Sorry for bot moving but i didnt know there was a match

GG

[brittle scroll]

ggs

[inland gulch]

Congrqts

[golden mist]

Continue

[prisma maple]

yay someone left!

[hard crow]

see

i told you

[hard crow]

💀

[inland gulch]

I was going to change weapon but i didnt wont to let you down

[golden mist]

Also just randomly got a text from Harley Davidson… I’ve never been there in my life.

[hard crow]

lmao

[brittle scroll]

bruh

[inland gulch]

Bruh

[hard crow]

ok well ima go

[echo gulch]

Who pinged

[hard crow]

even though i aint playing

[echo gulch]

nvm

[hard crow]

find

a

a

[echo gulch]

a

[hard crow]

b

[coral moss]

c

[brittle scroll]

d

[inland gulch]

Bruh

[golden mist]

Did you press continue?

[inland gulch]

Sorry i needed to change weapon

Sorry

[frozen basin]

[golden mist]

It’s Ight with me

[inland gulch]

Sorry

Really

Dont know how to leave

[golden mist]

Ur good dude

[proper topaz]

I was kidding ofc

[golden mist]

Although I noticed enjoyer left to go eat….

[prisma maple]

nope

[proper topaz]

SHAME

oh

[golden mist]

Ik

[prisma maple]

i left to send my splatoon update patch notes

[golden mist]

It was a joke

[proper topaz]

SHAME

[proper topaz]

SHAME

[brittle scroll]

S H A M E

[proper topaz]

SHAME

SHAME

[inland gulch]

does anybody can go into the lobby because i get 102-2932 everytime i try

[proper topaz]

Shame

[inland gulch]

Thanks for forgivnes

If i text this right

[proper topaz]

I just kept on retrying and it eventually worked

[golden mist]

No bomb sniffer?

[prisma maple]

any gear that has bomb sniffer is left unused so they go to waste

same goes for recon

nobody uses either ability

there is a reason they didnt return in s2

[inland gulch]

Im trying to join

Im with the same people shit

[proper topaz]

@boreal dune

[boreal dune]

hi

[proper topaz]

Hiiiiii

[hard crow]

who da hell

[brittle scroll]

average name

[golden mist]

H+(I) x 100

[prisma maple]

nice name!

[viral flame]

Opening Gambit
[+] If a player splats an enemy while this gear ability is in effect, the effect will now be extended by 15s.
yeah let's make the ability that makes you faster and stronger last even longer! such balance 😳😳😳

[prisma maple]

opening gambit does not have effect extension in s1

it was buffed in s2

[viral flame]

i seriously don't know who would use this if it becomes a thing other than u ngl

[prisma maple]

will be used in pbs obviously

its like saying why people would use s2 map ports

neither are meant to be used in public lobbies

[brittle scroll]

ggs

[golden mist]

Gg

[proper topaz]

Tf was that

[viral flame]

because it's required to not immediately crash

you can still play the game if you don't have that installed and someone else does

[proper topaz]

Connection lost

[brittle scroll]

what is happening rn

[prisma maple]

i honestly dont understand what point you are trying to make if someone is doing an s2 maps lobby and you dont want to play with the mod then you just dont join

[golden mist]

Host dcd

[prisma maple]

same goes for literally every mod

[golden mist]

So it systematically goes through each player

[brittle scroll]

i’m still in the lobby tho

[golden mist]

And dcs them

[brittle scroll]

nvm

[golden mist]

Ight Imma try roller

[viral flame]

i'm saying literally nobody is going to use it 😭😭

people use custom maps because they're fun

nobody cares about meta shit

[proper topaz]

Anything other than range blaster

[prisma maple]

we will see that once i finish the mod

[golden mist]

… 🌚

[proper topaz]

🌚

[viral flame]

splatoon is fun because it's not perfectly balanced

[prisma maple]

i just enjoy it because of 50ms delay

[shy star]

pls no more argueing..

[prisma maple]

no argument is being made lol

this discussion is pointless

[inland gulch]

So there aren't any ways instead of private mode to choose other maps?

[golden mist]

I’ll happily help test it, and I’ll play it a bit, and I bet it’ll be great, but I personally don’t think Imma hop on here and be like “who wants to play balance patch pb?” 🤷‍♂️ just my opinion idk

[prisma maple]

memory editing

[prisma maple]

im working on my installer to make installing mods easier

[golden mist]

Yes

[shy star]

how will i ever burst bomb and snipe an opponent!

[viral flame]

(2 people)
(one of them is that French guy who's obsessed with you for some reason)

[shy star]

w/ e-liter..

[viral flame]

exactly what i'm saying...

[golden mist]

That I will use 204%

[inland gulch]

No i didnt edit that

[prisma maple]

yes

im balancing the game and adding new weapons

[shy star]

huh?

[shy star]

how ?
by replacing existing ones w/ custom ones?

[proper topaz]

Who tf would ever want to balance splatoon 1

[prisma maple]

no

brand new kits

[brittle scroll]

ggs

[shy star]

like?

[prisma maple]

New Weapons:
 * Lemon L-3 Nozzlenose
  - Sub: Splash Wall
  - Special: Bubbler
  - Special Depletion: Medium
 * Splattershot Jr. Deco
  - Sub: Point Sensor
  - Special: Killer Wail
  - Special Depletion: Light
 * Custom Splattershot
  - Sub: Point Sensor
  - Special: Echolocator
  - Special Depletion: Light
 * Apple Splattershot
  - Sub: Ink Mine
  - Special: Bubbler
  - Special Depletion: Light
 * Dragon Fruit Dynamo Roller
  - Sub: Splash Wall
  - Special: Kraken
  - Special Depletion: Heavy
 * Dark Sploosh-o-matic
  - Sub: Seeker
  - Special: Kraken
  - Special Depletion: Light

[inland gulch]

Sirry i didnt understand it for a moment

[viral flame]

nobody's going to be like "who wanna play splatoon balance patch 🤓☝️"

[golden mist]

Ooooo

[prisma maple]

textures are not possible sadly because of the way the game is programmed

[shy star]

if u can put big swig and snipewriter in s1 ill be impressed

[golden mist]

Erm… actually, I think I can make some

[prisma maple]

but i might release global texture edits which will be similar

[golden mist]

O

[prisma maple]

its just that

[golden mist]

Nvm

[prisma maple]

it wont be for specific weapons

[prisma maple]

sure

[golden mist]

Ight

[prisma maple]

i will dm you a discord link

[golden mist]

Ight

[viral flame]

self promo!

mod!

ban this guy!

[shy star]

we need a rev-engineered sploon 1..

[prisma maple]

will never happen because of libs

[inland gulch]

Anyway what's you're team on splatfest?

[viral flame]

read the rules #3 no self promo!

[prisma maple]

i dont see any invite 😄

[inland gulch]

Im in strawberry

[brittle scroll]

VANILLA

[frozen basin]

Vanilla

[brittle scroll]

[golden mist]

Vanilla

[viral flame]

I'm on team 4

[golden mist]

I don’t even have nso 🙃

[brittle scroll]

[prisma maple]

a worthwhile money save!

[inland gulch]

I got always this fix i Cant decide beteween vanilla and strawberry

[golden mist]

Real

[inland gulch]

Nso?

[viral flame]

I will be sending you one million dollars (all in nso credit)

[graceful quartz]

L

[golden mist]

Nintendo switch online

[inland gulch]

Ok

[graceful quartz]

*offline

[inland gulch]

I WILL SEND YOU THIS 20 DOLATS FOR IT

[golden mist]

….. I don’t know whether to be happy I’m getting 1 mil or terrified that u have 1 million

[prisma maple]

more like Pay 4 Peer 2 Peer

[golden mist]

P4p2p

[inland gulch]

Or whatever kind of money you have. I Have polskie złote

[brittle scroll]

p4p2p

[graceful quartz]

L

[proper topaz]

Average switch enjoyer

[prisma maple]

fanboy*

[frozen basin]

Me too

[inland gulch]

Ok cool

[viral flame]

If it means anything you'll have 50,000 years of online service

[inland gulch]

I dont belive i met a poland person here XDD

[graceful quartz]

Does that mean I can live 50000 years?

[prisma maple]

they just made nso so that emulators dont add online play lol

[proper topaz]

How wonderful

[frozen basin]

Same lol

[inland gulch]

Polish persob

[golden mist]

HOORAY

wait

wut

Waste of money

[proper topaz]

No

You pass it down

Generation to generation

[prisma maple]

i would buy another year of nso if it was $0.99 per year

[golden mist]

anyways

[viral flame]

Not for me I got another 10 dollars in the bank after this

[graceful quartz]

Your grandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandchildren will have fun with it!

[frozen basin]

Side order dlc:

[graceful quartz]

Fr

[prisma maple]

im stuck

[viral flame]

The save data cloud on nso mad helpful though

[inland gulch]

Its creppy

[graceful quartz]

Is that something

[golden mist]

AHHH SPLATOON 2 AHHHHHH /j

[proper topaz]

“Help I’ve fallen and I can’t get up” 😩

[graceful quartz]

Wdym bestie

[golden mist]

true...

[prisma maple]

i stole the zapfish

[brittle scroll]

GIVE IT BACK

I LOST POWER BECAUSE OF YOU😭😭😭

[prisma maple]

im using it to mine dogecoin for nso 😎

[graceful quartz]

Honey

You aren't ganondaddy

[proper topaz]

THE GODDAMN AIR QUALITY IS BECAUSE OF THE ZAPFISH

[graceful quartz]

He is the true power

[brittle scroll]

s i m p

[inland gulch]

7/8 just one more pls

[brittle scroll]

📸

[graceful quartz]

I choose wisdom

Ganondaddy overrated

[inland gulch]

Did you know that there is no 1 great zapfish they are 3

[quaint moss]

very nice!

[brittle scroll]

same

[quaint moss]

Hey guys! It was nice to play with you

[inland gulch]

If I text this properlt

[graceful quartz]

Wisdom is the way to go

[viral flame]

Courage because I love big man

[inland gulch]

Yeah

[graceful quartz]

Big man is tradh

[viral flame]

STOP BREATHING.

[proper topaz]

🌚

[quaint moss]

😉

[brittle scroll]

big man best deep cut idol

[viral flame]

https://tenor.com/view/big-man-splatoon3-big-man-sweep-splatoon3big-man-splatoon-gif-26461118

[graceful quartz]

I stopped playing spaltoon 3

[proper topaz]

This is some sort of streamer that’s making fucking fun of us isn’t it

[quaint moss]

No, I'm not

[prisma maple]

what species is big man?

[proper topaz]

😉

[quaint moss]

Actually, I am

but I'm not make fun

and I wasn't straming

straming*

streamingggggg** (geeezzz)

[golden mist]

lol

[graceful quartz]

She says otherwise

[viral flame]

He is a manta ray

[proper topaz]

Mkay

[graceful quartz]

Bad

[viral flame]

Will they be playable in splatoon 4

[prisma maple]

NI

NO

[graceful quartz]

No

[proper topaz]

🌚

[golden mist]

i suck with roller lol

[graceful quartz]

Roller tradh

[proper topaz]

My dog just pissed I have to go

[vivid cloak]

Anyone up to play splatoon?

[proper topaz]

Right on the goddamn carpet

[viral flame]

but cmon. Playable manta ray cool as fuck

[proper topaz]

I’m sorry I’m going to be afk in match 🌚

Best of luck 🌚

[quaint moss]

jjjjjjjj

kkkkkkk

[prisma maple]

here are the new weapons

ignore broken texture

[graceful quartz]

Idols tier list:
S+++++++++ Shiver and Callie baby
S+ Marina
S Marie
B Pearl
C Frye
F---------- Big man

[viral flame]

he's just a babby

[golden mist]

whoa

[brittle scroll]

is there like a mod to get them?

[viral flame]

Shiver is overrated

[golden mist]

coooool

[prisma maple]

soon

also i think i will rebrand my mod

[graceful quartz]

I love them

[prisma maple]

since its not just balance patch anymore

[viral flame]

99% of her fans just want to look at her naked

[graceful quartz]

I'm waiting for the 6.9 update

[brittle scroll]

true

[quaint moss]

Were you the one that put the splatfest map ?

It was really fun

[graceful quartz]

I'm not talking about the terminators

[prisma maple]

check dms when you can

[proper topaz]

Do you know the definition of the word “discipline”

[viral flame]

Frye is neglected because she got a 6head but big man is just a little guy

[vivid cloak]

Anyone down to play a match?

[graceful quartz]

Good kids should know of it

[golden mist]

just did

[quaint moss]

I do. Why do you ask?

[proper topaz]

@golden mist

[brittle scroll]

yeah

[graceful quartz]

Because she is a bad kid

[proper topaz]

🌚

[proper topaz]

Because someone didn’t get a goddamn education

[golden mist]

why do you dare awaken me from my hibernation

[viral flame]

what is your deal 😭

[quaint moss]

Oh... I got it. Sorry if I wasn't being educated. I was just trying to have a small talk about the game.

[golden mist]

no he was talking about me

i made a joke saying i didnt know what disciplined means

[graceful quartz]

Wtf you're not a Splatoon 3 enjoyer

[golden mist]

?

im confused

[graceful quartz]

They are hibernating until Nintendo introduces a good stage in the game

[prisma maple]

i found my bootleg copy on reddit https://www.reddit.com/user/splatoon3enjoyer

[golden mist]

LOL

[graceful quartz]

OCTOLING PFP

Love him

Still

S3

[prisma maple]

i am the better splatoon enjoyer!

blaster pfp

[graceful quartz]

You like the best game ever

Yes

[graceful quartz]

I love blasters
But nintendont

[prisma maple]

sblast might be busted if it gets an actually good kit and maybe burst bombs

[quaint moss]

Spltoon 1 has a very special place in my heart.

[graceful quartz]

Give it kraken splat bomb

Classic

Even if kraken is trash in s3

[graceful quartz]

It was my second Splatoon, since s2 was my first one

[prisma maple]

s1 was my first

s1 is my last

[graceful quartz]

I love all Splatoon games, but Nintendo doesn't want it for me

[quaint moss]

s1 was my first too.

[prisma maple]

splatoon 2

[graceful quartz]

I thought Splatoon was bad

Because it's a shooter

[inland gulch]

3 more

[graceful quartz]

And shooter = bad

Or something

[prisma maple]

this is the only shooter i enjoy

[graceful quartz]

I enjoy most of them

[quaint moss]

me too kkkk I'm not really into shooter games or fps.

[graceful quartz]

But I love Splatoon more than anything, because it is really balanced in comparison to some other games where only one char or ability is op

[quaint moss]

But this one I kind of can play

[prisma maple]

snipers are busted in standard fps games

in all of them

[shy star]

splatoons a movement shooter kinda

[graceful quartz]

AND EVERYONE HATES MOTION CONTROLS

I CAN'T STAND THEM

[prisma maple]

ive been starting to use splatoon's motion controls on other games

i wrote a script that implements the Y button

for a specific game

[graceful quartz]

It's just more comfortable to tilt one controller then your mouse

Or

[prisma maple]

eh

[graceful quartz]

Using sticks 😭😭😭😈😈🤢🤢🤢

[prisma maple]

idk how people enjoy playing controllers w/ stick only

[graceful quartz]

I got an actual PC last year

And it's not even a pc

It's a laptop

[prisma maple]

why

[graceful quartz]

But it can handle games on steam

[inland gulch]

Someone is joining?

[prisma maple]

just build a pc

[golden mist]

"i got an ACTUAL PC" "And its NOT EVEN a pc"

[graceful quartz]

Parents say it's not good and it adds up on my obsession

[prisma maple]

😱

[quaint moss]

kkkkkk

[prisma maple]

investing your time in learning about pc components is a better time investment than playing splatoon imo

[graceful quartz]

And laptops are more "practical"

They said

[graceful quartz]

It's true

But

Spaltoon is fun

[quaint moss]

indeed they are, but it depends on what you do

[golden mist]

thats kinda y i like a laptop, but i cant use cemu on it. can barely use citra. dolphin works great tho

[prisma maple]

they are until a component needs repair

💀

[graceful quartz]

For games are PCs so much better

[graceful quartz]

Citra does actually work on a hardware without lagging like sh*t?

[quaint moss]

I don't like to play on PC, that's why I have just a regular laptop to work. And my consoles.

I play splatoon on wii u itself

[graceful quartz]

It's nice to play on PCs games on steam

[quaint moss]

there are some games that works just fine on my laptop. But I prefer the consoles.

[prisma maple]

pc > laptops > consoles

[plush venture]

I’ve been slowly transitioning over to playing games on steam exclusively

[graceful quartz]

I said this too until I compared a hat in time on my PC with that from my switch

And yes I bought the game 2 times

[prisma maple]

the switch made me hate consoles

[graceful quartz]

PCs are just better

[plush venture]

But I still think consoles have the benefit of being easy and not having to think

[graceful quartz]

Mario maker 2 made me hate Nintendo

[prisma maple]

smm1 is just pog

[viral flame]

and they have better price

[plush venture]

That aswell right

[viral flame]

$400 for a console and $600 or more for comparable PC

PCs are a more open platform but it's a high cost barrier

[prisma maple]

pc is more affordable if you consider future expenses on repairs

[graceful quartz]

In fact yes, but consoles make you pay more

[plush venture]

Yeah but not every general user is going to do repairs

[quaint moss]

So guys, do you thhink that Nintenddo will bring bback Splatoon and Mario Kart for their offical servers? It's been a long time already.

[viral flame]

Sure but you have to get the thing before you can fix it

[prisma maple]

wdym you just open the case and replace the gpu/cpu/ram etc

it couldnt be simpler

[viral flame]

They probably will

[graceful quartz]

I played cp smm2 online
The laggs made me hate the game

[viral flame]

You can't fix something you don't own?

[graceful quartz]

I have 725h invested in the game

[prisma maple]

you buy replacement parts individually

[plush venture]

Nintendo could also release a new console, that’s easier than opening my pc🧠🔥

[prisma maple]

saves you money from console repairs

[viral flame]

You have to buy the computer to be able to add on to it

[prisma maple]

as i said its about the future expenses

[graceful quartz]

-100% yes

[quaint moss]

kkkkkkkk

[proper topaz]

OMG NO I WASNT TALKING TO YOU

😭😭😭

[plush venture]

Pc is definitely better, but I do love taking my switch and sitting outside and playing games

[prisma maple]

i contacted nintendo of uk and they said they have no information

[proper topaz]

It’s an inside joke

@quaint moss

[graceful quartz]

Bitches

[proper topaz]

😭😭😭

[plush venture]

It’s Britain of course they don’t🧠🔥

[viral flame]

But if you have neither and are shopping it's much cheaper to get a console than a comparable PC

Don't know what upgrades have to do with upfront cost

[proper topaz]

@golden mist didn’t know what the word discipline meant

[quaint moss]

No problem Cora, I understood after kkkk

[shy star]

u bullying?

[proper topaz]

I DONT HAVE A DEAL IT WAS MISINTERPRETED

[graceful quartz]

Cora

[quaint moss]

impressive kkkk

[graceful quartz]

Stop being so dramatic

[prisma maple]

finding customer support emails for nintendo is EXTREMELY difficult

also my mod will have this visual indicator so that you know its enabled

[viral flame]

just call them. 0 hold time because nobody has a Wii U anymore

[graceful quartz]

Why isn't it 6.9.6.9

[prisma maple]

i dont know french to call nintendo of france

[graceful quartz]

Call Nintendo of America

You can call bowser

[viral flame]

know English to call Nintendo of America

[prisma maple]

nintendo of america will have no information

im sure

[viral flame]

I called them 4 times yesterday

[prisma maple]

nerd is located in france

[graceful quartz]

Which

[prisma maple]

nerd is responsible for fixing the exploit

[graceful quartz]

Need

*nerd

[prisma maple]

nerd = nintendo european research & development

[graceful quartz]

Nuh uh

[cerulean cedar]

3/8

[proper topaz]

Noooo, 😭 it’s just an ongoing joke about @golden mist not knowing what the word discipline means

[quaint moss]

anyway, have a great day/night folks! I'm gonna go. Tomorrow I'll be playing more. Thanks for the conversation.

[graceful quartz]

I'm going to tell Putin that France supports Ukraine

[proper topaz]

Au revoir 🇫🇷🌚🥖

[quaint moss]

relax dude kkkkkk that's OK.

[shy star]

alr gb fn, cya

[quaint moss]

I ddon't speak French, but I'll say in portuguese: "Até mais!" hahaha

[proper topaz]

Non

Only Francais

[cerulean cedar]

do you guys recomend cemu or wii u fornsplatoon? (budget gaming laptop)

[plush venture]

Probably Wii U

[cerulean cedar]

oh k(:

[proper topaz]

Tu ne Parles pas Portuguese

Francais

[cerulean cedar]

tu ma injuri pe mine ma?

[graceful quartz]

Stop speaking french

French is bad

[plush venture]

It lets you dc from lobbies quicker by ejecting the disc, lobbies update on Wii U and cemu you have to restart every time

[proper topaz]

Qui????

[quaint moss]

Io parlo il portoguese, l'italiano e l'inglese.

[plush venture]

[graceful quartz]

Bleah cringe I have to go

[cerulean cedar]

google translate: Baaaaa Copil prost(:

[proper topaz]

I never even talked to you ☠️💀, how

[cerulean cedar]

i dont k=care im a romanian that is my job

[proper topaz]

Bro has beef w people for no reason 💀

[proper topaz]

Francais***

Francais is life

Francais is love

[proper topaz]

🌚

[cerulean cedar]

bro search what is a romanian job you will prob find swearing at people for no reason(:

[proper topaz]

Eastern Europe is harsh as usual

But you can go to le west

And experience

Francais

[cerulean cedar]

(:

any one knows if you can play minecraft online with pretendo?

[proper topaz]

🐓🐓🐓

[cerulean cedar]

not gona open that

[proper topaz]

LE POULET

[cerulean cedar]

i speak french(:

[proper topaz]

THE ANIMAL SYMBOL OF THE FRANCAIS

LIKE THE EAGLE BUT BETTER

[cerulean cedar]

rlly?

[proper topaz]

Oui

?

Elaborate

What’s ayam

So?

Im confused 🌚

It’s chicken

Do you have a problem with Apple emojis

Wtf I’m confused on what the point of this conversation is

The emoji or the image

Yes

?

[golden mist]

🌚

[proper topaz]

The translation is flagged at times so I don’t know what we’re talking about 😭

Le poulet is the only emoji 🐓

I’m so confused

?

So?

[golden mist]

sure, lemme just go do that rq

like what

[proper topaz]

Fr

[golden mist]

i know a bit of japanese

[proper topaz]

What are you trying to say😭😭😭

I’ve been in this pointless convo for the last 5 min 😭😭😭

[golden mist]

average pretendo discord discussion

[proper topaz]

Like what 💀

There is no goddamn rooster emoji

It’s a poulet

🐓

Le co* isn’t on iPhone

What 😭😭😭

This is a poulet 🐓🐓🐓

So???? 😭

It s just a poulet

🐓

A normal poulet

Et le co***

What’s wrong with it 😭

Idk

Francais are a bit weird at times

You’ve been wasting my time💀

I have no idea what you’ve been trying to tell me this entire time

Mkay

Au revoir

Lost 20 fucking minutes

[golden mist]

i can tell

[graceful quartz]

No more french yay

[magic hull]

what did the french do to you?

[graceful quartz]

They said my country is bad

[magic hull]

fair

[graceful quartz]

And even if that's true

I still don't like it

So french bad