Splatoon

[graceful quartz]

I think the game programmed itself so we don't crash

[median torrent]

Oh

[graceful quartz]

0103

[median torrent]

yeah now i see the updated rotation

[graceful quartz]

MUSEUM

My love

[cerulean prawn]

2/8

[prisma maple]

c- players cause the winning points to drop to 1 and the losing points increase to 10+

[graceful quartz]

I know

[median torrent]

oof

[graceful quartz]

You told me literally yesterday

And I'm trying to make it as annoying as possible

[prisma maple]

1/8 again

[graceful quartz]

0312

[velvet dagger]

2/8 lobby

[cerulean prawn]

2/8

[prisma maple]

flawless matchmaking

[cerulean prawn]

170s

[median torrent]

im stuck in a loading screen because of callie

i mean

shiver

[graceful quartz]

Searching for a battle to join

[prisma maple]

4/8

[graceful quartz]

4/8

[median torrent]

rebooting the game

[cerulean prawn]

how many sec?

[prisma maple]

i call this the fuck you rotation

[graceful quartz]

How is skalop level 1 and S+

Over 220

[prisma maple]

♾️

[graceful quartz]

IT'S MUSEUM

[prisma maple]

no more

its the fuck you rotation

[graceful quartz]

Wtf

[median torrent]

the 'we want splatoon1enjoyer to suffer cuz why not' rotation

[graceful quartz]

C- players join

😘

[median torrent]

rebooting the game, shiver got me stuck in a loading screen

[velvet dagger]

1 min left before i am out of my 2/8 lobby

[graceful quartz]

Hahaha

[graceful quartz]

Our 999sec lobby is waiting for you!!

[rough vault]

I have the same

[graceful quartz]

💀💀💀

It's museum

[rough vault]

Lmao who put 999sec

[graceful quartz]

Hacker

[prisma maple]

should i do saltrig rainmaker

[graceful quartz]

NO

[cerulean prawn]

1/8

[prisma maple]

bruh

[graceful quartz]

Isn't that banned from the rotations?

[prisma maple]

not if i say otherwise

[graceful quartz]

Take his rights

[prisma maple]

and i dont think that its banned from pretendo's boss

[velvet dagger]

3/8 lobby

[median torrent]

joining

[graceful quartz]

*6/8

[velvet dagger]

ooh 6/8

[prisma maple]

let me innnnn

[graceful quartz]

YAAAAAA

AY LET BATTLE COMMENCE

[thorn storm]

LMAO LET BATTLE COMMENCE

[median torrent]

lets go!

[prisma maple]

time for my rank to drop to 40 because of c- part 3

[graceful quartz]

:3333

[velvet dagger]

the joys of gaming with a capture card - chuggaaconroy 2016

[prisma maple]

wow

[velvet dagger]

gg

[prisma maple]

please dont dc

[velvet dagger]

uh lag

[median torrent]

dude why am i stuck on the 'stop batteling' screen

oh lag

[prisma maple]

if i dc im editing my rank to s+65

[graceful quartz]

Bruh

What is happening

Oh finally

10 5

Not bad

[median torrent]

i swear if everyone doesnt press continue imma be pissed

[velvet dagger]

6-8 is fine

[novel crag]

Is the splatfest still going

[median torrent]

im pissed >:(

[median torrent]

no (thankfully)

[graceful quartz]

It ended ages ago

[novel crag]

ah

[graceful quartz]

(thankfully)

We are playing ranked

[prisma maple]

@cerulean prawn how many points did you lose from last match

[rough vault]

Why thankfully?

[graceful quartz]

Because it didn't function

To many noghts

*nights

Plssss join

[prisma maple]

im searching

[graceful quartz]

Search faster

[prisma maple]

what is that rank 💀

[graceful quartz]

U de ma

[prisma maple]

4/8

[graceful quartz]

5/8

[median torrent]

?US+de

duh

[velvet dagger]

how much time in your lobby s1

[median torrent]

(joke)

[prisma maple]

its probably broken

[graceful quartz]

999

Or lower

[prisma maple]

i rejoined now

1/8

[graceful quartz]

Searching for a battle to join

....

[median torrent]

Searching for a battle to join...

[cerulean prawn]

1/8

[velvet dagger]

same

[graceful quartz]

Still searching...

[cerulean prawn]

2/8

[median torrent]

still searching too

error

[graceful quartz]

0312 omg

[median torrent]

dude are we linked or what

[graceful quartz]

Idkkk

Are you in my walls?

[median torrent]

we got the same error at the same time :P

[graceful quartz]

Hahahaha

5/8

[prisma maple]

here is how s+ normally works in this game

[graceful quartz]

Tech and enjoyer you have to leave your lobby

And adam

[median torrent]

it saifd the lobby or squad is full

[graceful quartz]

JOIN

[median torrent]

now im in a split

[graceful quartz]

bruh

[prisma maple]

this is great

[median torrent]

we are having a nice great jolly good time 🥲

[velvet dagger]

might have to restart my wiiu

[graceful quartz]

Fr

135 sec

Dying

[prisma maple]

i wonder if i can make the game think that all other players are s+

[median torrent]

i have 60 seconds left

[prisma maple]

to give me the right amount of points

[graceful quartz]

NEVER

100

Or lower

[prisma maple]

with the current state of ranked if you drop out of s+99 its impossible to get it back

[graceful quartz]

Something

Then don't drop

Easy

[median torrent]

reload your edited save file :P

[graceful quartz]

Bitch

[prisma maple]

i dont edit my rank

[median torrent]

your save

[graceful quartz]

Bitch

[median torrent]

not your rank, unless ranks arent linked with saves

[graceful quartz]

35

Or lower

[prisma maple]

current rank is stored in the save

its all client side

[median torrent]

im with sploon1enjoyer

[graceful quartz]

I'm with my despair

Rip

[prisma maple]

im with my custom range blaster

[graceful quartz]

*bad

I'M ALONE HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

die

[prisma maple]

36 more wins to go

[graceful quartz]

Oh zubby and Miguel joined

Not alone anymore!

100

Or lower

Timer reset

🤨

[median torrent]

🤨

[prisma maple]

@cerulean prawn try joining now

[median torrent]

why are we face_with_raised_eyebrowing

[graceful quartz]

@median torrent you tooooo

[cerulean prawn]

joining

[graceful quartz]

Idk hahahaah

[cerulean prawn]

1/8

[median torrent]

im TRYINGGG

[prisma maple]

omfg

[graceful quartz]

BLEAH

[median torrent]

oof

[graceful quartz]

Another 170 seconds

[prisma maple]

what if we did pbs and we pretended that its ranked

[graceful quartz]

You know what I'm restarting

[median torrent]

make that 2/8

[cerulean prawn]

2/8

[graceful quartz]

Unplugged power cable

[median torrent]

No >:(

[graceful quartz]

And it didn't blow up 🤭

I'm saved

Shutupshutupshutup I want to open environment folder

[median torrent]

3/8

[graceful quartz]

🤭

So cursed

It's funny

Face with hand over mouth

[prisma maple]

once upon a time we had this thing called nintendo network and we could get into full lobbies for each rank separately

[graceful quartz]

It's like they don't even have emotions

[graceful quartz]

Never again

It's actually funny to fight as a S+ player in a C- environment

[prisma maple]

even if they bring back rank-based matchmaking we will see c- players editing their saves to s+

[graceful quartz]

A communication error has occurred

[graceful quartz]

Bitches

OMG ALONE IN THE LOBBY

Timer reset

I'm being stalked

[median torrent]

but then the splatoon matchmaking lobbies were in the clutches of the dark forces called the hacker, soon a brave gorgous knight named nintendo fought to defeat the dark forces but he was no match, his only way of making sure they never reach splatoon matchmaking lobbies, is by sacrificing nintendo network

yes i spent this entire time trying to make some cringy ass midevil fairy tale

[velvet dagger]

yay i have to resign into my pnid acocunt

[graceful quartz]

Bruh

How

[prisma maple]

there werent even hackers in s+ on nintendo network

people only hacked in turf

[median torrent]

but those hackers were the reason the servers went out for maintnence

[graceful quartz]

Yes

[prisma maple]

no its because of an exploit

[graceful quartz]

And they are "trying" to fix this

[median torrent]

that could get people's IP adress and shit yade yada i already heard the story :|

[graceful quartz]

Omfg..

Poor Splatoon 1

[median torrent]

if they were 'trying' the servers would have been operating months ago

[graceful quartz]

Be6st game ever made was killed by Nintendo itself..

[graceful quartz]

Yes

If they were trying

Not "trying"

[median torrent]

i dont understand

[prisma maple]

people already know your ip address by connecting into a match

[graceful quartz]

Oh lol

[prisma maple]

thats how p2p works

[median torrent]

but they cant see it

?

[graceful quartz]

Oh yeah right...

[prisma maple]

they can through traffic inspection with tools like wireshark connected to the router

[median torrent]

oh

[graceful quartz]

What I'm implying is that they just took the servers down and didn't do anything to fix the exploit

4/8 in a lobby

With

ADAM

[prisma maple]

i dont think we are gonna get another match today

[graceful quartz]

Same

[median torrent]

5/8

[velvet dagger]

5/8

[graceful quartz]

Oh techmuse

Thought you gave up..

[prisma maple]

either way i refuse to play splatoon 3 so

[graceful quartz]

@cerulean prawn @rough vault

[velvet dagger]

s1 join

[prisma maple]

ok

[velvet dagger]

6/8

[median torrent]

6/8

[prisma maple]

i might lag because of cheat engine

[graceful quartz]

If you don't join you will get C- and never get back to s+ again 😨

[rough vault]

Im playing mario kart 🐧

[prisma maple]

1 more

[median torrent]

LE GASP

[prisma maple]

NICE

[graceful quartz]

YAAAAAAAA

[prisma maple]

MATCH

[graceful quartz]

OMGOMGOMGOMG

[median torrent]

yaaay

[graceful quartz]

OHA

LET BATTLE COMMENCE

[prisma maple]

i wish i could force tower control

[graceful quartz]

Never

[golden mist]

is it pbs?

[median torrent]

no

ugh

[graceful quartz]

Love me a good killer wail

[prisma maple]

this is why i hate rainmaker

team awareness 0

[graceful quartz]

OMG I'M C NOW

[golden mist]

can i join? or full lobby?

[graceful quartz]

No it doesn't change anything system

[graceful quartz]

It's full.. but you can try

I got dcd because I ranked up

[velvet dagger]

gg

[graceful quartz]

Gg

[acoustic bronze]

is lobbyh fyull?

[prisma maple]

lobby dead again

[graceful quartz]

0521 🙄

Kelp charger > bento

[prisma maple]

no

[acoustic bronze]

who do i add

[thorn storm]

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[cerulean prawn]

nah

[prisma maple]

no one

[graceful quartz]

Yes

Just join regular ranked

[prisma maple]

bento's wall is what makes it good

[graceful quartz]

I HAVE KILLER WAIL ATTRACTION

[golden mist]

wall > sprinkler

[median torrent]

day one of waiting for a shirt with ninja squid :|

[graceful quartz]

Yes

[acoustic bronze]

so no 1 is playin

[prisma maple]

echo is also very good for chargers

[graceful quartz]

But killer wail >>>>>>] anything else

It gives you a free ink tank and full location

[median torrent]

all specials give you free ink tank

[graceful quartz]

But killer wail gives you full ink tank + global Range tool to attack

I know

[prisma maple]

a charger kit with inkstrike would have been interesting had it existed due to similarities of z+f charger

[graceful quartz]

But echo gives you instantly, without you doing anything

To use it

[echo gulch]

Welcome to baldi's basics and education and learning, that's me!

[median torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/title-movie-title-shark-the-meg-the-meg-movie-gif-11663366

[velvet dagger]

7/8

[acoustic bronze]

who do iadd

[prisma maple]

8/8

[graceful quartz]

YAAAAA

[prisma maple]

please pick up the rainmaker 🙏

[acoustic bronze]

ranked or turf war

[graceful quartz]

JOIN IN NORMAL RANK BATTLES

[golden mist]

8/8

[cerulean prawn]

ranked

[graceful quartz]

Ranked

[velvet dagger]

if you want you can watch my stream

[echo gulch]

imma put i love you jesus while watching the gameplayu

[median torrent]

nah 1 hour?!

[echo gulch]

yes

nvm it's gonna make me crazy

BRITNEY SPEARS

HELP

ATE...

[median torrent]

slumber party best song

(discovered it through just dance)

[golden mist]

gg

[graceful quartz]

Guys I can't take the rainmaker as a charger

[prisma maple]

Brilliant team!

[graceful quartz]

Anyone on my team could do it 😭

[prisma maple]

why not

[velvet dagger]

7/8

[prisma maple]

charger is a perfectly acceptable weapon to pick up the rainmaker

[cerulean prawn]

joining

[graceful quartz]

You have to long range operation

[velvet dagger]

but yeah if you're a frontliner go with the rainmaker

[golden mist]

mans got the screenshots set up and everything for the 1 second they appear on screen 🤣

[cerulean prawn]

4/8

[graceful quartz]

We had 2 slayers and one supporter

[velvet dagger]

sigh lobby split

[graceful quartz]

7/8 🫠

[velvet dagger]

cause someone left

[prisma maple]

imo its much better to let the lethal bomb & kraken user to play the game than a charger

[graceful quartz]

Yes..

[graceful quartz]

And if the other team has a bitchy charger and no one can reach it?

[prisma maple]

rainmaker is a good mode when your team knows what they are doing just like with clam blitz

[graceful quartz]

Dead

[prisma maple]

may i introduce qrsj

[graceful quartz]

I don't have money

I'm broke

[prisma maple]

u dont have custom save?

[graceful quartz]

No

[median torrent]

🎧
👦

[golden mist]

SplatheX cough cough

[graceful quartz]

If I had it I'll be S+

[prisma maple]

s- moment

[graceful quartz]

Already

Ono

[prisma maple]

i dont know why s- doesnt exist

[golden mist]

s- real

[graceful quartz]

Hahahahahaha

[prisma maple]

the S and S+ barrier feels too much

s+ players know how to play the game to the max extent and s players dont know what they are doing

[graceful quartz]

I have 2 strength ups and something else as my mains

[golden mist]

6/8

5/8

[graceful quartz]

I like killing with partial charges

[velvet dagger]

how did game dc me

[graceful quartz]

Happens

[golden mist]

6/8

[graceful quartz]

Join again

[echo gulch]

What song next bc idk what to add

[prisma maple]

1 more

[velvet dagger]

7/8

[graceful quartz]

SKA BLAM

[prisma maple]

rick roll

[graceful quartz]

L

@cerulean prawn pls join

[golden mist]

i think inkling, enjoyer, octo, and tech should all be on 1 team

[prisma maple]

should i add a custom roller kit named "Rick Roller"?

[graceful quartz]

Hahahahahaahaha

Pls don't

[echo gulch]

Bff by slayyyter & ayesha

[prisma maple]

it will have insane speed like carbon and rolling will kill in 1 hit

basically a brush + vroller

[echo gulch]

Kinda fits

[echo gulch]

blud got the vroller 💯💯🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥

[graceful quartz]

NOOOOO THE BAD MAP

[marsh hatch]

thing is, they are trying
they are building a library to make game implementation easier, and splatoon server has bad code quality
if they rebuild the server now, its gonna be somewhat redundant for when the libraries finish, but if they focus on one thing, its gonna take less time later and be better overall when it comes to it

[graceful quartz]

Actually

Charger is better here

[median torrent]

video is unavailble :P

[echo gulch]

wdym

it's playing for me

[echo gulch]

LOOLLLLL

[median torrent]

so much for 'watch together'

[echo gulch]

UR VIDEO WAS UNAVAILABLE OR WAS MY DONG

SONG

[median torrent]

i think both our songs

[echo gulch]

wtf

[median torrent]

?

[echo gulch]

"i think both our songs"

so i said wtf

[golden mist]

gg

[echo gulch]

bc idk why it did that

[prisma maple]

i love qr

my skill issue doesnt matter

thank you for the generous 1 point

[graceful quartz]

My team 😭

[golden mist]

steve was good ngl

[graceful quartz]

He was

But

[velvet dagger]

6/8

[cerulean prawn]

im alone 1/8

[graceful quartz]

To many AOE weapons

[golden mist]

comm error

[prisma maple]

you should have won the pre-previous match then

[graceful quartz]

AND BURST BOLBS JWIWENOWXJ

*bombs

[cerulean prawn]

2/8

[golden mist]

yea u kept getting burst bomb after burst bomb

[graceful quartz]

Annoying

[golden mist]

split lobbies?

5/8

[graceful quartz]

Finally got dcd

[golden mist]

7/8

[graceful quartz]

7/8

PLEASE JOIN 2H2U22N2BEB

[velvet dagger]

fuck i got split

[golden mist]

nahhhh

[graceful quartz]

BRUH

[prisma maple]

if the rotation is rainmaker again next time we play im not joining

[graceful quartz]

🥱get good 🥱rm best mode ever 🥱

🐠

[prisma maple]

the rm doesnt even reset in this game

[echo gulch]

rm is so good

[graceful quartz]

Fr

[graceful quartz]

That's what makes it so special here

[median torrent]

that fish sure is looking tropical

[graceful quartz]

Annoying af in s3

[golden mist]

obviously best mode is clam blitz 😎 👍

[prisma maple]

if you want to reset the rainmaker you literally have to suicide

[graceful quartz]

GOLD FISH

[echo gulch]

not a problem for me

[graceful quartz]

Everyone makes this in s3

[echo gulch]

used to splatoon 1 now

[graceful quartz]

And 2

It's way faster

[median torrent]

that fish sure is looking golden

[prisma maple]

it ruins your kdr

[echo gulch]

🥰

[graceful quartz]

Kdr it's just a flex

And a way to trash on your teammates

[echo gulch]

does the song work?

[median torrent]

yep

[echo gulch]

nice

[graceful quartz]

But mahi mahi rm in s3 is unplayable

[golden mist]

tbh true. if someone who always goes for objective only gets 2 kills but 7 deaths, they still played a huge role in the match

[graceful quartz]

After the first checkpoints, you only get spammed

And spawn camped

[prisma maple]

@echo gulch is it possible to change the weapon of hero mode through static.pack or no

[graceful quartz]

But if they do nothing

[echo gulch]

maybe by editing weapon info main

but they won't probably shoot

idk

i didn't try but it could work

[graceful quartz]

OMG

Kelp dome plsplsplspls

[golden mist]

had time to reset my wii u 😎

[prisma maple]

im ready to receive my 1 point or lose 10 points

[median torrent]

WHAT THE FRICK ARE YALL DOING IN MY SOLO LONELY LOBBY

[golden mist]

real

[graceful quartz]

HAHAHAHAHA

KELP DOME MY LOVE

[echo gulch]

video not available

lol

[median torrent]

And there is a communication error

[golden mist]

gg

[prisma maple]

that took way too long

[graceful quartz]

Connection has been lost

[golden mist]

conn errored???????????

[prisma maple]

im ready to receive 0 points

[golden mist]

phew

[prisma maple]

fuck you

[golden mist]

NNOOOOOOOO

[graceful quartz]

Yes I dcd

[prisma maple]

im editing my rank back

[graceful quartz]

Bitch

[echo gulch]

Me everyday

[graceful quartz]

Bitches

[golden mist]

still got the 1 point 😎

[prisma maple]

im giving me 10 points for every disconnection

[cerulean prawn]

4/8

[graceful quartz]

Bruh hahahwhaahahahaha

[median torrent]

10/10 acting, deservers an oscar

[graceful quartz]

Adam what are you doing

Stop greefing

[median torrent]

existing

[echo gulch]

what is with ur sound not available

[median torrent]

greefing?

[median torrent]

idk

[golden mist]

adam is adam-ing

[graceful quartz]

Yessss

[median torrent]

what are you guys talking about???

[prisma maple]

my rank is now perfect

[golden mist]

.........

[graceful quartz]

fr

[golden mist]

o-k

is codeloader a plugin for aroma?

[prisma maple]

i dont know which is better s+99 or s+69

[echo gulch]

use rank ?Udemae_-127 girl...

[velvet dagger]

6/8

[graceful quartz]

C-00 best

[echo gulch]

it's beta X rank on sploon 1

[prisma maple]

does that even give you points

[graceful quartz]

6/8

[prisma maple]

wait really?

[echo gulch]

idk

[echo gulch]

fuck

troll::

[velvet dagger]

7/8

[prisma maple]

it could be repurposed in the future

[graceful quartz]

S1 come

[echo gulch]

i can't do :troll : or it just makes me use 🧌

[prisma maple]

imagine if pretendo made a server sided ranking system somehow

[golden mist]

oh no, PLAYER IS IN HERE

[graceful quartz]

AHHHHHH

Splatoon 3 moment

[echo gulch]

who's that

[prisma maple]

the annoying sloshing machine?

[graceful quartz]

Bitch pls come

[velvet dagger]

7/8

[prisma maple]

i am

[echo gulch]

Wtf Splatoon 3 new player name

[graceful quartz]

Vewy good

[prisma maple]

i finished changing my rank to s+69

[graceful quartz]

Slayslay

Prepared to get you back to S+59?

[velvet phoenix]

hi yall

should I join

[graceful quartz]

Hiiii

[prisma maple]

assuming i dont lose more than 10 points

[graceful quartz]

It's already full... Next round

[echo gulch]

yes

after they have space

[velvet phoenix]

Alr

[echo gulch]

ig

[median torrent]

dudeeee

[velvet phoenix]

im eating spaghetti and its so good 😍

[median torrent]

why are my videos unavailable

[echo gulch]

NO FUCKING BOYS A LIAR WITH NO ICE SPICE...

[median torrent]

neat 👍

[echo gulch]

Btw friday night ate

[velvet phoenix]

Oomi.

stop

[echo gulch]

GIRL I LISTEN TO THE OLDER ONE

[velvet phoenix]

NO

[echo gulch]

Boys a liar no icespice

[velvet phoenix]

I HATE ICE SPICE

[echo gulch]

same

[velvet phoenix]

I HAVE NEVER LISTENED TO HER SONGS EVERRR

[echo gulch]

BECAUSE VIDEO WAS UNAVAILABNLE

GIRLM

[velvet phoenix]

She was on my fyp on tiktok and it was so annoying

[echo gulch]

Overrated but she has some good songs

[velvet phoenix]

the little ice spice pfps

the songs like everywhere on my fyp lol

[echo gulch]

the boys a liar
the boys a playah
he doesn't need you
something something

the boys a liar
the boys a playah
he doesn't need you
something something

😍

[velvet phoenix]

I listen to melanie martinez and yoko and the gold bozookas 🙄

[echo gulch]

Boys a liar part 3

Listening top Friday Night by GFOTY

[velvet phoenix]

WHAT

DONT DISS MELANIE MARTINEZ LIKE THAT

HER SONGS ARE SO GOOD

My fav song from melanie martinez is pity party 😍

[median torrent]

me waiting for 'the meg' to play instruction by jax jones cuz im bored

[echo gulch]

pls dont be unavailble "take ur shirt off by millionaires"

YES

[velvet phoenix]

ITS JUST HER NEW ALBUM WHATH

[echo gulch]

IT IS AVAILABLE

[velvet phoenix]

HER PORTALS, K12, CRYBABY, AND THE VOICE WERE LIKE ALL OF HER ALBUMS

STOPPPPP

UH

ITS JUST AN OUTFIT

[median torrent]

id give them a gun to kill it

[velvet phoenix]

BECAUSE

😭

[echo gulch]

IT

?

😭

HELP

[velvet phoenix]

ITS INTIMIDATING BUT THE SONGS ARE GOOD

[median torrent]

YES IT, ITS AN ABOMINATION

[velvet phoenix]

THAT WILL MAKE A CHILD SCREAM

[golden mist]

gg

[velvet phoenix]

WHAT ABOUT THE WALTEN FILES?

[prisma maple]

someone actually threw that match

[velvet phoenix]

THE NIGHTMARES

[velvet dagger]

gg

[velvet phoenix]

THEY LOOK TERRIFYING 😡

[graceful quartz]

YES

[prisma maple]

can people stop dcing 😭

[graceful quartz]

Connection has been lost

No

[velvet phoenix]

But I did make it to night 5 and 2 stars in sister location 😍

[golden mist]

pretendo be like that

[graceful quartz]

I can't even look at that game

[golden mist]

i think instead of continue, we press no, and then rejoin

[graceful quartz]

I start crying first second

[median torrent]

you think we do it on purpose????

[graceful quartz]

Yes

[prisma maple]

my teammate was on the other side of the map on the enemy's base the rainmaker was right beside him and somehow he failed to get the kill on him and he let him run the entire marathon up to our grates

[graceful quartz]

🙄

[echo gulch]

VIDEO UNAVAILABLE

HELP

[graceful quartz]

Ranked

[golden mist]

ranked

[graceful quartz]

WHAT

How

[golden mist]

joined broken lobby

[graceful quartz]

I can't

[velvet phoenix]

EW

[graceful quartz]

HEWIEHEI2IE H

[prisma maple]

did it die?

[velvet phoenix]

WHAT IS THAT NEW DISCORD JOIN SOUND?...

[golden mist]

...

[velvet phoenix]

WHY DOES IT SOUND LIKE THAT

[graceful quartz]

huh

[velvet phoenix]

EWWWWW

[prisma maple]

1/3 throws

[velvet phoenix]

HELPPPP

[velvet dagger]

6/8

[graceful quartz]

I dropped my gamepad x Times on the ground

[velvet phoenix]

WAIT I MMIGHT NOT MAKE IT

[graceful quartz]

And it lives

Somehow

What music are you listening to

[velvet dagger]

7/8

[echo gulch]

spotify right

[median torrent]

blah blah blah

[prisma maple]

1 more for ranked

[echo gulch]

i used to have that while listening and TALKING

[graceful quartz]

SPLASPLASPLASPLASPLATOOOOOOON

[golden mist]

nooo im resetting

[velvet phoenix]

do yall get terrified over the itty bitty things

[echo gulch]

you couldn't even listen to the music if you were with me in a call

OH

[prisma maple]

pdada please dont be on my team

[velvet phoenix]

I saw a little spider in my room and started screaming at the top of my lungs 😭

[echo gulch]

iPhone what user?

[graceful quartz]

5 itty bitty secrets

[velvet phoenix]

I think I killed it with my screaming

[prisma maple]

im ready to lose 50 points this match

[graceful quartz]

Lol

[velvet phoenix]

it stopped moving when I finished screaming

[graceful quartz]

Huh

[echo gulch]

i mean what iPhone do u use

[velvet phoenix]

being boot looped!

[echo gulch]

since you use airpods

[velvet phoenix]

OMG

SKWEED

WAIT HUH

[echo gulch]

i'm thinking of getting the 14

[velvet phoenix]

@zinc quartz OMG

WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR OLD DISCORD??

[echo gulch]

OMFG

WHATTTT

[velvet phoenix]

LMAO

STOP USING YOUTUBE ACTIVITYH

[median torrent]

ARE YOU SERIOUS

I JUST WANT TO LISTEN TO INSTRUCTIONS

[echo gulch]

IM CRYING

[median torrent]

FUCKING SWING TO THE LEFT SWING TO THE RIGHT DROP IT DOWN LOW AND BRING IT UP HIGH

[velvet phoenix]

HELP

WHAT IS GOING ON

STOP PUTTING SHIKIRA ON

[echo gulch]

THIS IS KESHA

GIRL

[velvet phoenix]

OH

SORRY

HDRTGHSROTHSRDEUTSRDE

[median torrent]

ITS JAX JONES

[echo gulch]

IT WONT STOP LISTENING TO IT

[velvet phoenix]

SOTP IM STUPID

[echo gulch]

pound the alarm by nicki wont play

i hate this shit

[thorn storm]

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[velvet phoenix]

IM SCARED IF I PUT MY SONGS YALL THINK IM WIERD HELP

😭

[echo gulch]

what do u listent tooo

[velvet phoenix]

ANYWAYS WAIT A SEC

LET ME CHANGE THE SUBJECT AND GO BACK TO THAT

[echo gulch]

THE WAY U SAID ANYWAY...

[velvet phoenix]

I GOT VICTORY TWIST YESTERDAY 🤪

[echo gulch]

I wanna do splatoon 1 mods but what kind

[velvet phoenix]

whaqt

what did the song just say

[echo gulch]

baldi basics outfit in splatoon 1????

[median torrent]

what is victrory twi- DONT TRY AND CHANGE THE SUBJECT, WHAT DO YOU LISTEN TO DAMN IT

[velvet phoenix]

aint no way

[echo gulch]

grown up songs

[velvet phoenix]

OH UH..

ANYWAYS

[echo gulch]

LFMOAO

[velvet phoenix]

I LISTEN TO MELANIE MARTINEZZ

[median torrent]

oh neat

👍

[echo gulch]

Y'all should i do the outfit from baldi basics to splatoon 1???

[velvet phoenix]

Should I put on of her songs on

WAIT

SHE MIGHT HAVE COPYRIGHT..

I HAVE TO CHEC

[graceful quartz]

I missed all my shots

Cries

[velvet dagger]

at C+ now

[prisma maple]

thankfully i lost only 1 point from this attrocity

[graceful quartz]

GG

[velvet dagger]

and thus i dcd

[echo gulch]

My current phone is becoming unstable as hell and i am starting to be annoyed

[median torrent]

skill issue 🤩

[velvet phoenix]

LETS WATCH ONE OF MY YOUTUBE VIDEOS YALL

[graceful quartz]

I'm vewy sleepy

no

[median torrent]

🛏️ here it is

a bed

[echo gulch]

imma report u

[velvet phoenix]

WHAT

[echo gulch]

LOST CONNECTION???

HELPP

[velvet phoenix]

HAHA

[echo gulch]

THE AD SKIPPED

[graceful quartz]

EYWUWUWHW2JI take it away

[velvet phoenix]

KARMA

KARMA

KARMA

[echo gulch]

IT SAID HI AND IT CUT

[velvet phoenix]

KAARRRRMMMAAAAA

HAHGHAHAHAHA

HHAHAHA

[echo gulch]

😭

[prisma maple]

2/8 ranked

[graceful quartz]

5/8 ranked

[echo gulch]

POUND THE ALARM WONT PLAY 💔

[prisma maple]

your lobby is broken

[velvet phoenix]

lets listen to splalbum cuz why not

[prisma maple]

just like my rank points

[graceful quartz]

I know that

[echo gulch]

i'll try another song

[velvet dagger]

yeah i had ranked up to C+ so the game kicked me out

[median torrent]

clicking intensifies

[graceful quartz]

I'm only listening to ska blam and three horn circus

I don't need anything else

[velvet phoenix]

HELP

I LOVE THOSE SONGS

[echo gulch]

WHAT DO I DO I CANT CHOOSE

[graceful quartz]

ME2

[median torrent]

true splatoon fan

[graceful quartz]

HAHAHAHAHQA

[median torrent]

press the arrow ._.

[velvet phoenix]

EVERYTIME I SEE VICTORY TWIST OR SKA BLAM I GET REMINED OF VICTORY TWIST HELP

[graceful quartz]

Me my whole life

Gimmy momey

[echo gulch]

OH

[graceful quartz]

ME 2 AND I LOVECIT

But

Oth songs are also a banger

Like fly octo lfy

*fly

[velvet phoenix]

I hated that song-

OOMI

[median torrent]

and everytime i see an apple i get reminded of an apple

[echo gulch]

HERLOLP

[graceful quartz]

Oh

[velvet phoenix]

WHAT ARE YYOU DOING

[graceful quartz]

Buhuhuhuhu

Fly octo fly best song ever

1. Octo

[velvet phoenix]

ew

[graceful quartz]

2. Octoling

[velvet phoenix]

no

LMAOO

VIDEO NOT AVAILABLE

ALLKDSFGMNSDFAIG

[graceful quartz]

HWIW2UEH28WHWH

[velvet phoenix]

NOO

MY SONG

[echo gulch]

fuck you SO MUCH

[velvet phoenix]

UGHH

LET ME FIND A NON COPYRIGHT ONE

[graceful quartz]

Nicki Minaj cring

Never new

[echo gulch]

I HATE YOUTUBE ON DISCORD CALLS

[graceful quartz]

*knew

[dusty shuttle]

Nintendo :

[median torrent]

oh dharma plays but instructions is forbidden to be played????

[echo gulch]

😍

[median torrent]

DHAR MAN?!

[echo gulch]

HELPP

[velvet phoenix]

EW

[prisma maple]

6/8 for ranked

[velvet phoenix]

NOT THE DHARR MAN

STOPPP

STOOPPPPPPPPP

[echo gulch]

WHY IS IT SKIPPING TO DHAR MANN

[velvet phoenix]

TURN THIS OFF

[graceful quartz]

WHO IS DHAR MANN

[velvet phoenix]

LITERALLY LAST YEAR EVERYONE KEPT WATCHING DHARR MAN

WHAT THE

MY SONG

[echo gulch]

STOO

[graceful quartz]

I DONT KNOW 😭😭😭

[velvet phoenix]

MY SONG SHOULD BE PLAYING NOW

GTYASSS

YASS

[echo gulch]

Dhar mann is a hoe trying to convince everyone to stop being a bitch ig

😍

[graceful quartz]

If I listen to RL music I only choose those from the 50s

[echo gulch]

idfk

[median torrent]

DO YOU LIVE WITH PATRICK THE STAR

[velvet phoenix]

[graceful quartz]

cuh

[echo gulch]

should we move to chatter box

[velvet phoenix]

DIDNT HE FIRE ALL OF HIS ACTORS BECAUSE THEY WANTED A HIGHER PAY

[echo gulch]

YES

[velvet phoenix]

LMAOOO

[median torrent]

cant wait to see dhar mann videos with just him with wigs and make up

[echo gulch]

Lets move to chatter box babes

[velvet phoenix]

HIS NEW ACTORS SUCK

ok

WAIT

LETS FINISH THIS

WAITT

UGHH

[echo gulch]

GIRL

[velvet phoenix]

😭

GIRL

WHAT

[median torrent]

yeah i think this is against the rules

[echo gulch]

better hurry up

or i'm putting dhar mann

[median torrent]

lets go to off topic

[echo gulch]

ok

i mean....

[median torrent]

oh

i forgot voice channels have a text channel too

[prisma maple]

that was cancer

[graceful quartz]

Gg

[prisma maple]

im back to 72 now

i got 9 points

[graceful quartz]

Dhar Mann is an American actor

He looks like a bitch

[golden mist]

am back

[graceful quartz]

Then close it

[golden mist]

people still playing?

[graceful quartz]

no

We are all gone

[golden mist]

dang

welp

[graceful quartz]

We are only 6/8 in this lobby

😒

😔

But why are there 3 maps in the rotation???

HAHAHAHAAHAGAHAGAAG

Imma buy some weapons

[echo gulch]

RUDE

[golden mist]

6/8 👀

[graceful quartz]

I'm already broke

[golden mist]

ill send u some of my 9999999

[graceful quartz]

I couldn't buy the sploosh

[prisma maple]

i think im gonna stop playing here

enough for today

[velvet dagger]

7/8

[graceful quartz]

7/8

[golden mist]

7/8

[graceful quartz]

BITCH COME

Kwjwwhwiwh2h29e

[prisma maple]

fine 😠

[graceful quartz]

☺️

[golden mist]

hooray 🎉

[prisma maple]

final one

the points i lose this round equal to the brain cells i lose

[graceful quartz]

Pusheen party

[golden mist]

time to destroy ur rank 😏

[graceful quartz]

Yes

[prisma maple]

if i get bs matchmaking im gonna considering editing it back

[graceful quartz]

L

[velvet dagger]

bruh i dcd

[prisma maple]

alright

thats it

[graceful quartz]

Dada dcd

Lol

[cerulean prawn]

this mf

[prisma maple]

im getting increasingly frustrated

[graceful quartz]

My inkling is crying

[prisma maple]

my inkling is dying

[golden mist]

inkling? reference

[graceful quartz]

That's enough for me 2

[cerulean prawn]

im off

[graceful quartz]

To much frustration

And

My inkling is still crying

[golden mist]

just... edit game animations to replace crying with cheering 😎

[graceful quartz]

You can change them on the outside

But on the inside.... They remain the same

[jade solstice]

anybody in any games?

[graceful quartz]

I left

[golden mist]

my wii u gamepad charger is breaking 🙃

[bold stratus]

so many people in vocal

wtf is going on

[golden mist]

idek

NIIIIIIIICE

[marsh hatch]

Why 5.5.5?

[golden mist]

what happened to the old wii u?

like did u get rid of it?

[dense flame]

Brand new pretendo user here and I have a question. Are there certain times that people play splatoon online? Like I tried playing turf war now and there just weren’t enough people

[marsh hatch]

Nope, private battles are your best bet

[dense flame]

So am I perpetually trapped at level 1?

[marsh hatch]

2 words: save edit

[dense flame]

Ok, cool

[dusty shuttle]

Splathex :

tf is this voice chat lmao

[dense flame]

How good are the people here? I was A in Splatoon 1. Am I going to get wrecked?

[graceful quartz]

Rule number one

Never update your Wii u

Oh..

You already did

[coral moss]

Depends on the folks who play.
Many are lazy, use a 100% save it seems, I personally only played the Testfire demos so I grabbed a copy of the game just a month ago to play it as alternative to S3.
I'd say gatherings happen multiple per day, you might also just ask for some people to join you.

[dense flame]

Alright

[coral moss]

In S3 I started to play open and series just a couple of months ago as well, so my rank there is B+, just for reference.

[golden mist]

idk if this answers ur question, buuuuuuuuuuut ik me and at least 2 other people here who are x rank players in the newer games......

[graceful quartz]

Most of the matches will take place in the afternoon and evening

[golden mist]

real

what is the vc tho LOL

[graceful quartz]

When everyone is awake

Because no one plays while they're asleep

I guess

[golden mist]

wellllllll

i may

[graceful quartz]

I can't

Vewy bad parents

[golden mist]

sleepwalking is good when it gets u top 500

oh

[graceful quartz]

They won't let me play 24/7

[golden mist]

me neither. they shut off my internet

but i wasnt gonna play 24/7 anyways

thats crazy amount

[graceful quartz]

Me neither

But

It's annoying

All of my friends stay awake past 12 a clock, but I can't

Sad

[golden mist]

what time zone u in?

its like 5 pm for me rn

[graceful quartz]

East European

[golden mist]

ohhhhhh

[graceful quartz]

It's like 12 a.m rn

[golden mist]

dang

ive noticed the server grows 2 times a day: in ur noon-afternoon time, to like late at night ur time

which is just morning and afternoon for us lazy americans

but yea

[coral moss]

It's 11:17pm for me.

A time I am actually used to play at because many VR players too are from the Americas.

[golden mist]

oh wow

true tho

[winter kraken]

Can everyone play ranked plz

[coral moss]

Too tired for ranked 😦

[grave drift]

Bae @graceful quartz

[velvet phoenix]

deleting all my old cemu's BECAUSE THEY TAKE UP TO 50 GB

HELP

THATS WHY MY STORAGE HAS BEEN HORRIBLE

YES

OMG

MY STORAGE

I MISSED YOU

[velvet phoenix]

IM SO HAPPY

IVE BEEN SO LOW ON STORAGE NOT REALIZING WHAT IT WAS

[slender flare]

hi

[velvet phoenix]

AND IT WAS THOSE 13 CEMU'S FROM THE OLD PRETENDOS

[slender flare]

anyone playing splatoon here ?

[dusty shuttle]

halp

[coral moss]

In my case it's Bluray rips which I haven't pushed through Handbrake that take up SSD space.

[coral moss]

Technically yea but we are too few people online rn and I personally feel way too tired to play in the first place.

Need some sleep first.

[velvet phoenix]

Im going to go into vr chat scaring people with my inkling avatars