#Splatoon
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I'm going to sacrifice you to Visual Studio Code!!! You can't stop me, xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx-tan
then you can't play.
wtf!!!
ahahahhahahahahha...joining
YES
@sweet fiber tried to add you but my friends list crashed lol
oh
I still couldn't add you cuz I'm booting into splatty
im booting :3
u need noHash and the splatoon 2 mpas mod
hopefully this works or im going to call my wii u a slur
did samoneye crash
your wii u alr hates u, whats a slur gonna do..
Nope
No I left
WHY
try and see if u can join back
h
rip @sweet fiber
Anyone wants to do a private battle?
crying sobbing and shitting
we are
you have to download them- Oop
what map did you pick
.................................
it better be shifty station
or else riot
ok die
Real.
you forgor ๐?
im gonna throw
we need to do challenges
omg....
yeah i crashed..
samoneye also dc'ed I think
nope
OH LOL
wow
tell me when lobby is remade or what
i recorded it LMAO
wait dont
nu
omw bestie
HOW DARE YOU! Visual Studio Code will be pleased when I sacrifice you to them, xxx-cun
h
kay
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you dont appear as online
if you block me you cant see future footage
OK
are you going to go quitter?
๐ด
The horse is here
I'ma go brush my teeth to wait
ima take a break brb
i cannot load my splatun 2 maps and tcpgecko at the same time
what the flip.
let me in i will crash immediately
we pay for friends
wdym
Most normal splatoon 1 game
ahem
what files do i need again ?
h
idk how that works lol
otp/seeprom
join token
probably will try and join via greenings
who do I join through
sowyy...
yes
add me 2
can you add mii???
RIP IMORA
almost 3
anyone playing private battles?
could you add mii???
can i add u?
jesus christ i just found out about something
WHAT
?
YEP
thats so op
oh ye
hacks!!!
disruptor, the best sub in splatoon 1
Kid named shit
token have you ever played bootleg minecraft on the wii u
sent a friend request
i didnt know how the game worked lol
and my list broke ๐
me :3
it gave me an error
ok
Im trying to add all of you
PNID: AltShark
Squad up in reg only 2 other people are in my loby
@zenith fractal do you wanna do challenges tonight
its the random weapon splat zones
when does it start
10pm est
whats that in hours
1h 10m
ill prolly still be awake by then
guess i'll drop my switch fc: SW-1870-2890-3321
oh im gonna have to do it tomorrow
oh my switch FC is in my bio if anyone wants to add me on there
SW-5537-9110-5717
i hate cemu
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sent
no clue
helo SW-8289-0543-3896
I added you on pn
Iโll add you guys
added :3
it showed that 3 times.
i only make good miis
f
kay
f
2586-6628-7779
I think I'm gonna host
anyone wanna host s2 maps
I will
everyone who wanna play, my pnid is Anxiemon
nintendo lied to me
do i need special files?
yas
it said one of my friends was on splatoon 3 but i checked and they arent.
do you have nohash?
no
bro literally logged out 11 seconds ago
why are there no rainy day players???
Please just go into regular Mach
Ive been trying for literal hours
you can either use the boss files or force the maps if you have tcpgecko, former is easier tho
its more unplayable than regular turf
Guys I just want one Mach
so true
Sent switch requests to those who posted
I just want to play one Mach of terf
awe
is it even worth trying then?
accepted
RIP
has to be when people are on ig
lol no
other teams just couldn't connect to each other
the timers kept freezing as well
anyone wanna do normal maps?
sure
ok
@echo gulch was i meant to join?
my pnid is Anxiemon
sure
idrc i was memory searching stuff
ty
kay
so is room open
wii u crashed :(
someone opened pb?
sent friend request
the moonwalk lmfaooo
ig there's nobody else
Tried
gn
List keeps crashing
gn to you
sent you fr
gn
k
boo womp
Itโs just this every time lol
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It's on your end
omg cute gamepad
check your internet
tyy
Iโll check itโs either that or server is too busy
Aroma
could be tbh
anyone else interested other than AlohaStef?
need to add you
is your stuff working yet
did you get the friend request?
lemme check
Anyone on rn?
yes
splathex can
Public rainy day
so did you get it or
nopity
wtf
Gotta wait for the lobby to close
fail
i get this when i try sending you a friend request
joining
stick to the onscreen keyboard then
Lobby froze
put random
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hm
no
106-0312
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uh oh
Iโll try too
yall doing PB?
yes
reloading my game
in
tf2c mutual server wtf!!!
zubby's in
@sweet fiber ill add u in a sec
yay im in
lol gg
Yes
if you guys are playing bp can i play?
yo does anyone have cone added?
no
yes but we'll have to remake
yeah
we need more players
after this match, I'ma sleep
k
add me
my pnid is Anxiemon
oh ye
oki
who's going to host then
eternal silence moment
kay
Lol
I have to go, tomorrow I'll play again
kay
Gn
hmm
gn
ok np
or just after this match
Is matchmaking still broken?
yes
yes
Well thatโs fun
not showing anyone in a pb on my end
same
i did twice ๐ฅน ig id have to add you?
but it's friends of friends the system
bruh
y'know what
I'ma go sleep
gn y'all
gn
bai baiii
cya
later
ima send a friend request
can I join the pb
Yes but no one here
oh ok
is there a pb going on? If so, who should I friend request?
Oh, I thought pb meant public
yeah, it's not super clear. I think it means private battle.
Donโt even try to play splatfest turf right now cause matchmaking is broke
What's your pnid?
done!
it says your not in a private battle.
wait I'm loading
k
you choose
not a fan ๐
It is, but it seems like things are quiet right now
It donโt work
David wanna play
I'm not able to right now but maybe later
Wanna play
L tbh
I don't get anything from Splatfest in my Splatoon WTF?
i appear
I just started playing
Seems like lobbies aren't too busy
Same
I'm completely alone when I queue
I wonder if that's a bug
Maybe!
I think for now I'll just sleep
I was looking forward to playing it, but I don't mind waiting
same, like every time
Is anyone on right now?
I am!
Hello
You must be Pickle
Yeah
Yeah
Probably
I know the first splstfest was popular but I guess the pretendo player count fell off
I wish we could see the most active hours for Pretendo...
Same
I never got to participate in the first one, so this is my first Pretendo Splatfest
Oh cool
team home ftw
Portable was better but ok

I'll probably queue a few more times before I give out for the night
Ok, I think I'm done
I'm with you on that. I'm a huge fan of the 3DS
Yeeeeeah
3ds is cool
Real and true
More grapic
Have never found a comfortable time to play a game on a portable other than like in a car
Right now I'm using the Gamepad and screen swap to play in bed
And now that smartphones are real I just play little time waster games on the train or in a queue
i used my switch in 2018 handheld mode to finish spoon 2 story weapons while outside lol
and my phone can emulate portable system games lol
yuzu
I did girl power station in handheld mode
๐
you monster
I won though!
thats like x100 suffering
im broke now
You bought a Wii U?
$69
WHAT
Wow!
Good shit it's a little dinged up but it was the cleanest one I found
The others went from white to yellow lol
Yeah I got one already
Oh you already have a Wii U too
So you're buying a second Wii U?
Wha
Yeah
Erh ๐ญ
This one's on the way out
Ahh
โ
Same
I'm a smart shopper
I could have gotten a Japan system with Mario maker, gamepad, box, and all accessories for $100 but I didn't need all of that
plus a japanese wii u also only has japanese
Plus by the time I bought this system it was already sold
Region free hacks and it doesn't really matter
Atp just use cemu ๐ญ
If it annoys me that much there's also risky region change hacks so I could make it English
cemu users when they have more than 5 friends:

Wii U users when they have 45 friends
How wii u users feel when they think that theyโre better than cemu users:
Yeah I'm better because I spent 350$ on my underpowered stupid peice of shit while you have a multiuse powerful device that can do many things.
Cry.
I'll think about it
Where are these videos coming from?
Do you have an endless supply?
Damn
Damn
Ow I burned my hand on a microwavable sandwich ๐ฆ
lmao
any one wanna splatoony
Go to bed ๐ญ
neho
Then stop ๐ฅณ
aint beddy bye time yet
Erm
please stop.
Cry.
i lost my tear ducts in the war, unfortunately for you
Corny ash shit ๐ญ
Corny ash shit ๐ญ
Fr ๐ญ
literally using reaction videos in 2023 stfu
(i was talking about you)
Cryyy.
daring today, aren't we
why are all of your videos in 144p
This how ima do you
Bรฆtch
ok
Say bitch like a true gamer
K.
ok im gonna cut this shit out because this is just stupid af
smart idea
Oh alr
Honestly just go to bed
i could say the same to you, but you wouldn't listen either. thanks for the laughs.
What is this memes2
Idk
Goodbye
Gn
So has anyone actually managed to get a match in the past 24 hours??
i got into like 2 :/
no more matches
All of yall go to bed ๐ญ
No
@opal herald mari is spamming
Girl no tf im not ๐น
@burnt shoal this is not a spam channel
Ermm.
Sorry girl
@prisma maple bรฆtch
But srsly
Im going to bed its 3 am ๐ญ for me
Idk
Geomtry dash?!
yes!
I used to play it when i was litte and i still do
hey i also still do!
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Yup
Fire.
we should go on #offtopic for gd stuff lol
still anyone wanna splatoon
im just gonna be in public terf wars i think
i wanna try leveling up
it might easier if you added me I haven't added friends on pretendo yet lol
PNID: Minty2992
k wait
np
Imagine no new username
okay I accepted, finally got connected again
Anyone wanna play
i'll play later
I might have to try to play this time tommorrow, really sucks being in south eastern Australia with the timezones
Wait why doesn't the Splatfest show up
Okay nvm it works now
But.... No one is online
Sad day rainy day
Anyone wanna play splaton
i'll play now
O k
ya i want to
you have me added right
Just gotta get out of this lobby
throwaway915
Oh
@short junco ๅๅ ใใใใงใใ๏ผ(Do you want to join?)
send me a friend request pnid throwaway915
I'll just send you a friend request
pnid: throwaway915
it's the first time using pretendo x)
Who's making the pb
i am
Welcome to the world of 118-0006
wait for people to send friend request
or you can add me
mine is codingmakoto
k
ใใชใใฎPNIDใฏไฝใงใใ๏ผ(What's your PNID?)
i sent
Sending a friend request may take a while
whats your pnid i will send you one
so sorry if i'm dumb but how do i check that
friends list ๐
My PNID: sijimiaikoukaa
who do i friend
i'm on cemu
throwaway915
dump friends list from your wii u
oh yeah my bad i have it
i sent a request to throwaway915
im having issues you need to send another request
i sent you a request:)
he sent to me ๐
dont you see the reply thing?
Sent
not others
oh ok
ok wait
my bad first using pretendo
@prisma maple are you going to accept my request or...
can you please wait?
thanks
ok
ๅใใฆใใใ(accepted)
ok
accepted
ok
@short junco ๅๅ ใใใ(join)
Joining
ok
Who is "adam"
sprit
me
Oh ok
im waiting for the jap
I'm coming too
Got matchmaked alone...
i told him to add you
we arent playing public
Oh
I would like to participate in a private match
ใใฉใคใใผใใฎๆฆใใฏ่ฆใใฆใใใฎใ๏ผ(Is the private battle visible?)
Starting Splatoon now
do you have me added
I don't have ur alts
oh well
@short junco ่ฆใใชใใฃใใๆใใฆใใ ใใใ(Tell me if it's not visible.)
not appearing in the list to merge

Oh..
can't join btw
ik wait
Everyone on Wii U stay at the lobby selection screen. (Wii Uใฎ็ใใใฏใใญใใผ้ธๆ็ป้ขใงๅพ ๆฉใใฆใใ ใใใ)
ok
@graceful quartz send a request to "throwaway915"
Trying
actually i sent you one
I'm sorry, I forgot that I had something to do so I can't play with you. ๐
tell me when you accept
Great
ok
Now I just have to wait for my goofy ahh friend list to close
K
@crystal kestrel @median torrent join
Ok
dont see you in the list, gotta go back to plaza
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not this shit again
we need to disconnect from pretendo to let the servers cool down
everyone power of your wii u
wait nvm
@median torrent join
๐
im stuck on the joining private battle screen
you guys can play a quick match while i reboot my wii u
@tardy kernel join
@median torrent
dont see the lobby
Hello
@median torrent does it show up now
ok
we are starting off with some museum
O k
Now we just need to play 2v3
im balancing the teams after this
Dies internally
who is using weapon mods without no hash?
Ow
wo
its me or i'm slower
I am dead
what the hell
yeah x)
who dcd
I see you
me
@median torrent
I hate vslosh omg
@median torrent why are you not using nohash???
i should dumb my save and use other weapons
i dont even have a weapon mod installed (also i dont have the slightest idea what nohash is)
Damn
i will recreate the lobby
everyone on wii u go to the lobby selection screen
slosher burst bomb is fun
jpg quality is trash for some reason
I got put into the ER
Not really
But whatever
stupid friends service
Top 10 saddest pretendo moments of history
@limpid tinsel if you are gonna buy a dedicated vps for splatoon please also host the friends service server there too many disconnections
to get all the weapons and clothes did you dump your save or use splathex ?
What's the next mode gonna be btw
splathex
splat zones flounder
Ok
Lol
but wtf it doesn't work
Joining
@median torrent join
Joined
joining to
i rebooted the game without mods so there shouldnt be any issues
you said that you werent running mods
i was running mods, but not ones that change the weapons
let me change the things with splathex, do a match i will join later
any static.pack edit causes disconnect because of hash mismatch unless you apply the correct hash
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, so i should delete that later
waiting you to join
Sus
do you have static.pack edit active rn?
i think so. gonna check later
ok
yep, found it
put the original static.pack
original static pack?
unedited static.pack
i just put in the static pack i get from a mod, i dont have anything edited
ok thx
now join
Yes please
This is taking 15 years
@median torrent are you opening the game?
But Splatoon is only 8 years old
im already in your lobby
?????????
Wat
then who left
Who are u
@tardy kernel are you in?
Theyre modifing their save
Oh right
A
na do a match without me
just use this
k
EPICO
why did you jump off the map lmao
I hate u so much omg
MAHI TOWER XRYING SOBBING
Slayyy
i would like you to use an invincibility special weapon for this
Damn
This match sucked
GG meow
Bro i see you
I am inside your walls
maybe the L3 nozzle nose aint my main :P
Slosher deco time
worst slosher ๐
Bro what are we even doing
It's only my fault
the hell
Me when the splat is not tooning
Why must you make me the #1 target
I hate tower control so much
What even was this
i'll make random teams
does people use mod
because wtf
Yea
i literally got 20 kdr ๐
I got one shotted by a burst bomb (it looked like it)
slosher combo
oh now we are screwed
crb
Rehehehhehheheheheh
BURST BOMB QUEEN
๐
what is adam doing ๐
What
Fuck
I'm sure you'll never gonna guess this time :3
burst bomb slosher
nice
ADAM WHAT DOES THAT MEAN
